Camp Adair Sentry Thursday, January 14, 1943. I Talent Shows Hit tor Two Audiences Producer Arranges Weekly Skits Here i I M ell He’s at Camp Adair Pvt. Raymond L. Boyd, Hq. Co., Bee Bn., Timber Wolf Ar­ tillery, was born on Friday, June 13, 1919. He was shipped from Ft. Sheridan. Ill., to Camp Davis, N. C., on Friday, June 13, 1941. He was later dis­ charged. but after 13 months of liberty he was recalled to service. On Friday, Nov. 1942, he was transferred Camp Adair, where he was ceived by un infantry unit hav­ ing similar numbers and was assigned to bunk 13. Recently he was called in to sign the pay roll and there was his name on line 13. Remember When Insurance Elmer Patrick at BROWN'S Corvallis poses. matrimonial for pur- Jill lllllll I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllll llllllllll lllllllll III III lllllll llll>. E M Sgt. “Jake" Jacobsen, : < cord only to “Fancy" Sam Farkas, former New York . täte champion, as a ping pong player, i« also high up on the “hit" parade of checker players. , The talent shows of Camp Adair are going strong—with two fast- moving shows presented on Mon- day night and last evening. The show last night was pre- sented at Recreation Hall o* SCU I 1911 for an enthusiastic houseful of EM. officers and guests and. as producer Pfc. Leonard Green ex­ plained, is designed as the first of a weekly series. Forthcoming shows, displaying a horse, to help him get through the variety of the talent which is de­ lines. All night long, he carried veloping throughout this Post, will messages. he held each Thursday at 8 p. m. Later, while serving as a bat­ This is for your little red book. talion sergeant major, he was sent Of the Timber Wolf entertainment, forward as an observer when the which drew laughs for a solid 90 man he Replaced became a casual­ minutes: ty. Fine served in the St. Mihiel Produced by Pvt. Bruce Sharritt and Meuse-Argonne offensives. Once upon a time it rained and rained in Oregon. Proof is hereby presented in a photo that recently arrived by ox team. It shows the Mellow Moon dance hall and roller rink resting uncom- (Eddie Bruce of the movies) and fortably under the West Salem bridge. The bridge has since been repaired, I he Mellow Moon, alas. with a cast headed by emcee Cpl. is no more. Floyd Healy, Timber Wolf Divi­ Hitch Hiking a Cinch sion, Special Services Section pre­ When Wife Does Work Sergeant's Mother Was Right sented the first of a series of trav­ eling intra-division shows last Says Private Rudner Sergeant (sweetly addressing Monday night at the Recreation his men at the end of an exhaus­ Claiming to have perfected a Hall of the Seagull Infantry Ragi- tive hour of drill): “When I brand new technique for soldiers ment. was a bit of a tot, I had a set who want to hitch-hike without Elsie Lee Stars "Hi—Y\H" Says Anti-Tank Group of wooden soldiers. There was A feminine attraction, Mrs. Elsie "hitching” (thereby keeping well a poor little boy in the neigh- or Is Perfect on Range Lee Meyers, wife of T/5 Meyers within Army rules), Pvt. Sidney forhood and after I had been to (Introducing at 185 and 170 of Div. CWS, lent spice to a pro­ Rudner, library worker at Service Sunday school one day listening The range season is over but the Lbs. Respectfully Ye Q.M. gram which included such well ! Club No. 2, today told how he to a stirring talk on the beauties Editors.) known entertainers as Pvt. Law­ recently completed a round-trip to I final results aren’t in. The top of charity, I gave them to him. + rence Perez and his bird calls, Pfc. San Francisco while on furlough unofficially appears to be the Anti­ Then I wanted them back, and Pete Wong singing Chinese words without once lifting his thumb or tank Co., which claims a 100 per cried, but my mother said, ‘Don't When people first meet cent qualification on its principal cry, Bertie; someday you'll get They say “Hello". to American popular songs, Sgt. his woice. weapon. Perfect is hard to beat! , But all we can say your wooden soldiers back. ’ Angelo Calabrese with words and “It was simple,” said Rudner. “ Troubles come not in single Is Read Below “And believe me , you lop­ by-worda, Pvt. Gene Logan and “My wife, Ida, made it simple. Be­ git-tar and Pvt. Roger Rooney, A cause she did the hitching. 1 mere­ number but in whole legions at a sided, muttonheaded, g o o f u s First, for good reading. Go elsewhere, six-piece orchestra led by Pvt. Joe ly went along. As cars approached time,” somebody said once. Take brained set of certified rolling Our’s is for those who don’t Sieff rounded out the entertain- us, she’d look so wistful it would Pvt. So] Schachtman, Service Co. pins, that day has come!'' Give a----- care —Timberwolf Cannoneer. ment. break your heart — and then she’d His “Sweety” came all the way So don’t expect much Featured skits included such ‘thumb’ gracefully. It almost from the old Windy City to visit From this gruesome pair. hilarious nonsense as “The Vam- caused pile-ups, it was so effective. him during the holidays. Isit he. Them Ain't No Zebras I To those that do— pire,” “The Cameraman,” and a , In fact, it got so we’d wait for alas, was on the rifle range by day We say “Beware” piece of business we’ll have to call I swell-looking jobs to come along. and cleaning his rifle by night. You're a Looking at; “Guardhouse Blues,” since no other Why not? After all, you want the Then came the quarantine. As if Them Is 96th Div. NCO's And in the future— When you have nothing to do this weren’t enough, Pvt. Barnett, title can adequately describe it. little woman to have the best.” [ Come around and say Sol ’ s true and trusted friend, was Expected to bring down the Leaving Corvallis December 27, The 96th Division decided they “Hello” to us two. house again during its repeat per­ Rudner and his wife ran into a seen in the company of the young * formances throughout the division, series of what he called “four- lady by a disinterested observer had a real bunch of he-men sol­ the show will be scheduled again I gallon” rides. These ended with a while Sol was faithfully on duty! diers. So this week they decided j Proof that our column is some­ Congratulations are in order for to celebrate and what happened? times read is the furlough granted in another infantry regiment soon. mad 110-mile dash over the Cali- those new six-stripers of the regi­ A lot of EM were promoted. Here to Sgt. Weinstein, dispatcher at Watch for it. fornia line, done in one hour, 50 ment, M/Sgt. Bert McLeod, Ser­ they are in all their new glory ahd our motor pool, after a notice in minutes fiat. the Sentry last week about his wan vice Co., and 1st Sgt. D. C. Scott, stripes: Private Impersonated "We didn’t mind the speed at Anti-tank Co. appearance. S/Sgt. — Clifford Anderson, Jr. first,” Rudner explained, “until we Jsotice to owners of names in Officer, Won Honors Winner of the prize for Maggie ’ s Sgt. — Richard Handschin, Rich ­ noticed the driver was letting his this week’s column: “Stand back drawers appears to be Pfc. Bert ard Anthony Bauman, John L. The Redleg Bn. of the Timber pre-New Year’s glow go down to Mitchell, Service Co., who thought Gorman. fellows, we’re all out of them. Fur­ Wolf Artillery has a first class his feet and on to the gas. Then, he must have wandered into a dry loughs. that is.” T/4 — Charles A. Saylor. private who received the Order of ; his wife started shoving road-maps goods store! Hot shot of that + Cpl.—Oily Robert New, James the Purple Heart, in World War in front of his face and telling us company was Pvt. Frazier, who Into the contest for most years R. Keller, Frank Palmieri, Law­ i in this man’s army, we humbly No. 1, partly for impersonating an what a wonderful driver he was walked off with the $5 jackpot! when he was sober. This, with the rence James Sjogren, George B. I submit the name of M/Sgt. Sin­ officer. Ping pong champ of the regi­ Deinhart, John F. Mencin, Mat­ At that time Pfc. William Fine rain on the windshield, made the nott, QM’er attached to the finance ment still seems to be our genial thew T. Savino, Allen L. Berryman, was in a headquarters battery of visibility just about invisible for office. Those ten little marks on postmaster, Sgt. Leonard “ Jim i William A. Tague, Lawrence C. his sleeve, for the benefit of all, the Fourth Division, He was a him. Still we didn’t much mind, Farley” Boyer. The reason he’s Johnson, Edward L. Carr. one-man liaison between his bat­ until the whole windshield blew mean 30 years in Uncle Sammy’s still champ is that he listened to talion and the advance infantry completely off the ear. We sudden­ T/6—Thomas W. Nichols, Wil­ Armed Brigade. all the challenges—then took off units. Because of the breakdown ly decided then to walk a little. liam J. Schmeissing, Bertrand + on a furlough after the Christmas Thumbing From a Lobby of other means of communication Without any publicity, S/Sgt. Nathan, William J. Akin, Claude rush! If he doesn ’ t play, you can't he was given a first lieutenant’s H. Bazil, Harry J. Luczak. William Cooley and staff (no pun intended) “At Shasta City that evening, beat him! coat and bars and his colonel's we were stymied. No cars were D. Wilkie, Paul H. Moseley, Pau’ i did a- commendable job in and With the basketball league about D. Haigh, Jr., William T. Hall, Jr., around Eugene during the Wiliam. going through. For ten hours we stayed in a hotel lobby, running under way, there's a lot of argu­ George Butta, Robert G. Ballenger. ette’s latest “uprising." + out now and then to try and flag ment between the 2nd Battalion Virgil Tenney, Hubert I. Muenster- Roy Lancaster, one of our down cars we imagined were com­ and the 3rd as to who is going to man Robert Joseph- Raleigh. “flood-floogies," fell asleep with a ing. They were ALL imaginary— cop the pennant. There is a rumor AUTO ACCIDENT for ten hours! But we weren’t that there are some other teams Timber Wolves on Make lit cigar in a (censored). Result: FIKE LIFE in the league that these groups i One slightly sunburned police alone. Some well-dressed gentle­ BURGLARY have not yet considered! However, In Promotional Manner : blanket. men staggered out from the bar and all others 1st Sgt. Thomas, leader of the | + and decided we needed some money, Reliable Stock Companies 3rd Bn. team is already dusting “Os” Stenzler, fugitive from an though we politely said we didn’t. When promotions come along in off a spot for the trophy! One tried to hock his suitcase for the Timber Wolf division they fall eastern furlough, went down for Top story of the week concerns INSURANCE & BONDS us, but the hotel manager wouldn’t like the gentle rain from the Ore­ ‘ G.I. glasses. The better to see us? an anonymous private of Co. B who Elks Bldg. Phone 142 take it. He then insisted his pal gon heavens. Which is just that a I Or them femmes? Corvallis, Oregon dashed into the guard house the + empty his pockets of all change lot of Camp Adair Wolves are on other night when it was raining Pvt. Vincent Francis A malfitano and turn it over to us. ‘I’ve been the make. Promoted to: as usual, with the exclamation, “I reasons for buying him drinks all evening, any­ Captain—Gus A. Craig; First (a name) is one of the did it, I finally did it!” Quizzed, the length of the Q.M. roll call. way—it’s jus’ a li’l contribushun I Lieutenant—H. F. Harfst, Henry the following story came out: + think he oughta make cause you’re Walking his post with the rain U. Bettendor, Benjamin R. Leon- A new addition to our. Clothing ecoiìòmy A a li’l soldier boy and anyway, he beating in his face and covering ard, Roger Humbert Rebman, C. Warehouse is Leonard Semon, for­ won it on a slot machine.’ his glasses, he thought he saw a W. Carroll; W. O. (JG) Donald J. merly of Joe’s Clothing store and “Altogether we rode in 24 differ­ person approaching. “Halt!” cried Smith; S/Sgt.—Albert E. Eremo- more recently of the M.l’.’s. ent cars," Rudner stated. "And our able sentry. The person con­ wicz; Sgt.—Alvis L. Tucker; T I + with twenty-four of the most ‘dif­ tinued on. “Halt!” cried our noble Ssh! Via a “Winchell Whisper” ■—Joe B. Faust, Adrian B. Carr, YOUÄ FINE ferent’ people you can imagine. sentry. The person continued on. Ramon L. Sparks, Antone B. Wen- we heard that P.F.C. Levitt, of the One was a Navy lieutenant who Growing a little suspicious, the da; Cpl.—Henry C. Brugger, Wil­ Property Office, is contemplating talked about the Navy. One was a sentry lifted his glasses, and lo! > having his finance« join him in liam F. O’Toole. milk-truck driver who talked about he’d been challenging a 20 MPH I milk. One was a labor conciliator speed limit sign. WITH EXPERT who talked about labor. Another Have you recognized that husky, ■ was a mayor who talked about masculine voice on the bi-weekly, what mayors do. And an Army orientation radio program? One, * OFFICIAL * Nurse coming to Camp Adair who of ’em belongs to our own Sgt. 1 talked about—I couldn't believe it! Dan’l Myers, Co. K. who not only —Camp Adair. Then there was the performs on the program, but pro­ Spanish family, who didn’t know I duced and wrote one of them him­ spoke Spanish, and who talked self! In addition to his other about me. duties, too! Expert Watch Repair “The payoff was the ride given Name of the week: Pfc. Ned TIRE department will com­ us by a millionaire who, of all peo­ BIGSOLDIER, A-T Co. INSPECTION pletely repair your ple, didn’t talk about his millions. Forlornest soldier of the week: STATION watch. You can depend He drove us in his new Cadillac Sgt. Biezcdad, ex Service Co., upon Brown's long rec­ right up to the swanky St. Francis present K Co. Once a soft office Holders of “A” cards must have tires inspected before ord of watch service Hotel in San Francisco. ‘I’m stop­ worker, Sgt. Biezcdad has been I ll March 31, 1943—Holders of “B” and “C” cards muat for quality workman­ ping here,’ he said, ‘Are you?' spending long hours on the range, have tires inspected before February 28, 1943. Î ship. ‘Well, to be technical, sir,’ I told only to find the day’s *work barely I him, ‘let’s just say I'm getting out under way when he returned to the Don't Wait - Come In Today! here with my wife.’ And we did.” barracks. “At least,” he says, “I’m losing some of this fat!” FIRESTONE TIRES —Pvt. John Jurick, Serv-Co., Pvt. Berwick, formerly of the 383rd Inf., 96th Division. ' Swiss army, now in the Medics at Camp Barkeley, Texas, and the I A son is born to Cpl. and Mrs. camp’s champion snorer, recently MH ", «.maw ANO OKtoa was hooked up to a public address Merritt Sauder. He belongs to 2nd at Van Buren Phone 21 cou" tntsn system while he slept. The camp Service Btry., Redleg Bn., Timber Member Better S ision Institute Wolf artillery. took it for a dive bomber. REPAIR SERVICE Page Three Jitterbug Contest for Men in Uniform . . . Cash Prizes + Sgt. Manuel Fenner and Cpl. Harry Dworkin, QM’s gift to the gas school, as a re.-ult of a test without masks, are going around with “tears in their eyes.” -itiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiini iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii¡iiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiif -Jllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliuillllllllllllllllllllll^ + AT THE EXCHANGES OR IN TOWN Sights Around Adair An ambulance was seen outside our Salvage Warehouse. Question: Were they salvaging one of their patients ? Lt. Reier (clothing magnate) and Lt. Lawrence (Asst. Property Of­ ficer! walking the railroad tracks back to Camp from Albany during the Willamette's recent surge. That Q.M. "quartet" Pvts. Galert- to and McGee walking down .he street paging Ringling, Barru.n and Bailey circus! “Dives, dumps and clip-joints thrive because nature provides a sufficient number of foo,< to make their wares commer't.'ly piofit- able,” si^/s 'ie Kirkh 1'1 Field magazine, at Albu’-i < rque, N. M. 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