Í- September 17,1942 Camp Adair Sentry l.l. buildings and handmade furnish­ ings are especially interesting as they were planned by some of the Week-End Jaunts **To be entirely at leisure for foremost architects and artists in day is tor one day to be an immort the country to express Oregon and —Chinese proverb. the Cascade range. The hotel was built principally as a winter resort Week-End Jaunts to accommodate skiing parties, al­ By EDITH DURGAN though many other activities are With Indian summer upon us and available. mileage rationing in the offing, it Trips to the Oregon coast have is almost imperative that those been numerous, and no doubt most who wish to see Oregon's scenery of you have already dipped your at its best should make the at­ fingers into the Pacific ocean, so tempt now. Soon the rains will any discussion of the many fine come, mountain resorts will be­ highways leading there is unneces­ come less accessible and it will be sary. next spring before many spots can Silver Creek falls, near Salem, be reached again. is also of scenic interest, and the Those of you who have come trip can be easily made in one day from distant points will want to with hours to spare. As we feel the see Crater Lake and the Columbia falls worth more than a passing highway. The former is one of the notice, we are including a descrip­ wonders of the world and its gran­ tion written early this summer for deur can only be appreciated when the benefit of the cantonment work­ you see it. Pictures of its deep ers at Camp Adair: blue are not exaggerated, especial­ If it is possible, better rest ly during a clear, fall day. This is your feet the day before if you when the lake is really at its best, i want to get the most out of it, for and you will not regret the time it there’s as much or as little walking takes for the trip when you see it. as you w’ish, but you won't see it If possible, plan to see eithdr sun­ all unless you take the loop hike. rise or sunset, when the scarlet Nice to have some horseshoes with rays of the sun mingle with the you, or a softball for a quiet game blue and purple of the water and in the picnic grounds after the hike, the deep reds and browns of the or just sit on the rustic benches cliffs, which form a mighty wall provided for the purpose and en­ rising thousands of feet above the joy the cool, calm beauty of this lake’s surface. But attempts at de­ fairyland. scription are futile. We urge you The Silver Creek Falls state park to make every effort to visit Crater includes a series of falls of un­ lake, even if you have to do it in usual scenic beauty. Oregon state one day. It will take from five to highway 214 will take you there, six hours driving time from Cor­ from Salem or Silverton. vallis. Perhaps the most unusual fea­ Another drive which will show ture of the park is the exceptional you some of Oregon's finest scen­ green of the foliage. The area ery is up the Columbia river from abound- in vine maple which forms Portland through the Columbia an arbor over the paths, in fine gorge, at least as far as Mult­ firs, alders anti pines and a va­ nomah Falls. The Mt. Hood loop, riety of ferns, plants, and grasses. The South falls is the mightiest which winds around Mt. Hood, can of the group, falling 200-feet into be combined with the drive up the Columbia. Timberline Lodge on Mt. a pool of sparkling water. A hike Hood is one of the outstanding of less than a mile will take you hotels of the country, but rumor down a wide trail, under the falls and across the creey below the has it that it is to be closed shortly falls, so that you see it from many because of reduced travel. The angles. It is near the recreation camp, and you will feel that the >■ ■ trip has been worth the gasoline ' if you see only this one cataract and avail yourself of the splendid picnicking facilities. But why stop here when there are six others to visit? By the way, the camp ground Days Off MILITARY EQUIPMENT for Officers and Enlisted Men MORRIS OPTICAL CO. Sunday or evenings b y appointment- if not con­ venient other­ wise. ARMY STORE Phone 5528 3rd & Monroe Corvallis, Ore. Dr. Harry E. Morris 444 State St., Salem HOGG BROS for Quality Furniture and Appliances At Moderate Prices Terms Salem 260 State St is free for your enjoyment, there are no admission charges nor are there parking fees. The North fails is the first one to visit going to the park from Salem, and you may start your hike here. About 15 minutes on the trip will bring you to the Winter creek trail and the Winter falls, and you may return to the highway if only a short hige is desired. It is a good plan, if you are planning to visit all of the falls to have some­ one take your car to the recreation area and save the walk hack. Next is the Lower North falls and from thre a short side trail leads you to Double falls. Then there is Drake falls and Lower South falls, and maybe more. So you can see you won’t lack spots of interest. Perhaps an extra roll of film would come in handy. But if I tell you any more things to take along you’ll think you need a suitcase, so will just say, make the trip and see for yourself. You will agree that it is one of the most beautiful bits of country you’ve ever seen. Oh, oh, pick up that chewing- gum wrapper, mister, we rather pride ourselves on our clean parks. Nonsensored By Hy Brid of the big Ukes was seen approach­ ing them at a fast clip. “Boy,” breathed the yardbird, “if one of those babies ran over me what would you do?” “Oh. I’d take you home and slip you under your door!” Two young fellows stood watch­ ing a train speed past. "Isn’t it funny,” said the first one. “why there are so many more auto wrecks than train accidents?” "Well,” answered the other one, “did you ever see the fireman hug­ ging the engineer?” Rastus was wearing mourning for his girl who had just died. “Aren't you carrying it pretty far,” asked his pal, "wearing black tights ?” "No sub,” answered Rastus, “when I mourns, I mourns all over.” “Look here, Peter, how would you punctuate this sentence. 'Mary went swiming and lost her bathing suit’?” “I’d make a dash after Mary.” How was the first swimming practice ? ] Fine; a lot of good men were uncovered. An Ozark hill billy one day found a mirror which a tourist had lost. “Well, if it hain’t my old dad,” he said as he looked into the mir­ ror. “I never knowd he had his pitcher took.” He took the mirror home and tried to hide it, but his wife was suspicious and stole up to look at it. "Hum-m,” she said looking into it, “so that’s the old 'nag he’s been chasin'.” There was an old sculptor named Phidias, Whose knowledge of Art was in- vidious He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie— Which startled the ultw-fastidious. ioejtxrL FLOWERS TODAY CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Leading Floral Co. I’ho. 201. Corvallis, 158 Madison Ten cent« per line per insertion. Count 5 words to line. Cash must company copy with order. Here’s Your Chance Io Buy Your Own Clothes = I 1 == = I = = THE WATCH THAT Attention Officers, Sergeants and Civilians of Camp Adair! Insure Your Car • with the World's Largest Automobile Insurance Company The State Farm _____ Mutual - Automobile Insurance Co. «rote 22% ¿f t he "total" 'collision insurance written by (2»1) Stock and Mutual Casualty insurance combined in 1941. Legal Reserve — Non-Assessable ( lesim Service Through U. 8. and Canada Free Atlas and Travel Bureau to Policy holders STATE FARM INSURANCE CO.’s Corvallis Office Over Berman’s Drug Store — at Taxicab Stand. Open 9 A.M. to 7 P.M.—Phone 718. Corvallis. Ore. STATE FARM INSURANCE CO.’s Salem Office 415 Masonic Building. Phone 389» Make H ECKART Appliance Co. 219 S. 2nd St., Corvallis Your Headquarters For All Your Appliance Needs Huge Stocks of Both New and Cited Washers — o — Office Open 9 A.M. ta 7 P. M. c. C. Cl’RRY " Albany—Phone 529-R ORGE KI WXE. Independence—Phone fi5 Fulton’s Sen ire Station E.W. HECKART Appliance Co. 21« S. 2nd St„(’nrv«Hix No Goldbricking for Hospital Attendants On Nocturnal Duties GRUEN CURVE! Pfc. Bert Shindler Being a night ward-attendant at Station hospital is no goldbrick I job. according to Pvt. George O. Rnss. medical section, SCU 1911, who has been one for the past 17 months. George works from 7 o'clock at night to 7 o’clock the following morning, six days a week in Ward 403 (Dermotology), Be­ fore coming to Camp Adair he had l>een a medic at Fort MacArthur, Fort Ord and Camp MrQuaide, all in California. George claims that Camp Adair has the best ward set-up because the wards are bigger and there are more soldier- to man them The most pleasant part of his job, he says, is making friends with the patients who hail from other out­ fits and the r.-.r t d.-.graevtle Isusa v*re of post-operatlv* case: ---- --------- -------- — This means bedpan duty and appli­ cation of all types of dressings. George's duties during the small hours include giving sleeping pills and aspirin tablets to restless pa­ tients. administering medication at specified hours and making out ANY OFFICER or non-com who wants to maintain a nice, quiet night reports. Regular nightly room in Corvallis with private rounds are made by the night bath, lots of hot : water, and nurse, the Administrative O. D. plenty of furnace heat, should and the Medical O. D. When things call at 461 Tyler 1 St., or phone get dull, George reads Western Corvallis 865-M. magazines and writes letters. It's easier to write love letters during LOST these hours, says he. Eerie screams from patients who JULY 23. VICINITY S 1‘ Station, Corvallis or Camp Adair, blue have nightmares no longer bother airplane hat shoe box w ith white bun, but he wagers the most hard­ stripes, rawhide binding, ini­ ened M.P. would turn pale at some tialed “A.D.A.", name Lt. Robert of them. Richter. Contains lady's clothing, Recalls Blackout costume jewelry. Liberal George remembers the unan­ ward. Telephone Corvallis 5 nounced blackout at Camp Mc- Quaide. Calif., the evening of De­ cember 9 when unidentified planes T Y P E W R I T E R S flew over northern California. His FOR RENT 15 patients became jittery but George kept his head and every­ thing remained in order The black­ out lasted four hours. Crank patients .ire few at Camp 115 N. 16th, Corvallis, Phone 1494 Adair, and nurses here are effici­ ent and pleasant to work with, Send Her adds George. Pvt. Ross believes a night ward-attendant must take a sincere interest in his work if he is to do a good job. Ward 403 patients put George in this cate­ ...by wire. Bonded delivery gory. service .. Florist Telegraphic Delivery Association . . A N Y M H E R E It was a cold morning in Decem­ ber. Two Jews were walking down the sidewalk, and one of the pair FOR SALE was talking and gesticulating wild­ MODERN 3 BEDROOM home, ly. The other remained silent. electric pump. Has some garden, Finally the first Jew paused long lots of furniture. Boy’s bicycle. enough to say: About 4 miles east of Corvallis “Veil, Moe, don't you agree vid on old Albany highway. Home There was a young lady of Kent me, vat I say?” evenings except Sat. and Sun. To which Moe replied: “Ikey, Who said that she knew what it S. E. Myers. you can talk all you vant, but I’m meant going to kip my hends in my pock­ When men asked her to dine. WANTED ets,” Gave her cocktails and wine. WOMAN FOR general housework She knew what it meant—but she and care of two children while went! mother teaches school. Good wages. Phone 236-J or write Mrs. “And now Mrs. Hooley, will you Mearl Snyder, 429 E. 9th St., be kind enough to tell the jury McMinnville, Ore. about your husband’s mistreat- GIRL OR WOMAN for general ment of you. He was in the habit, Men in Service Get housework. Call 158-J or at 518 was he not, of striking you with impunity?” Nod in Officer Schools S. Sth St., Corvallis. “Wid what, sir?” SOLDIERS to represent their own “With impunity.” outfits in the news columns of Enlisted men already in the ser ­ “Well yes, sor, now and then; The Sentry. Turn your stuff in vice are given further preference- but he struck me oftencr wid his to the Camp Public Relations and opportunity to gain commis­ fitft.” office, where it goes through sions through officer training with censorship and is prepared for the announcement that applications Wasn't that too bad about the publication. to seven of the officer candidate absent minded buck private who schools of the administrative group WANTED—Second hand Lapidary shot himself the other night? are no longer being accepted by I didn’t know about it. What the United States army from vol­ happened ? miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiii unteer officer candidates. He was on duty as guard, and Men already in the military ser­ he forgot the pass word. MARRIED COUPLE vice and registrants whose induc­ tion or whose processing at recep- Wants Soldier’s Wife Buddy—Did you take out an in­ tion centers is now being accom- for Housekeeper surance policy before you joined plished will not be affected by the the army? new restrictions. Pal—Yeah. The seven schools closed to the Buddy—Accident ? While Attending Oregon VOC’s, according to the announce­ Pal—No, I took it out on pur­ ment from the headquarters of State College pose. Major General Kenyon A. Joyce, commanding general of the Ninth A yardbird and his pal were Service Command, arc Army Air Room — Board — Salary walking down the street when one Force administrative, the Army ad­ ministrative, Quartermaster, Medi­ cal administrative, Finance, Mili­ ('all 759-J, Corvallis tary Police and the Adjutant Gen­ After September 17 eral’s, The announcement is taken as another step in providing fur­ ther opportunities to the men now nillltlllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIU in service, particularly those who are designated for limited service. Limited servicemen were informed Soldier’s Wife may last week that applications for of­ have room, board ficer candidate schools from that group were acceptable in the ad­ and some salary. ministrative branches. Husband may oc­ Exceptional opportunities cupy room nights. available to all qualified applicants especially Antiaircraft Artillery. Coast and Field Artillery, Engi­ Call 1152-W, Corvallis neer, Signal and Tank Destroyer 31« S. Ninth St schools. HOUSEKEEPER WANTED -.m outfit, h.p. motor, grinding I and polishing wheels. Must be good and cheap. P.O, Box 226, Corvallis, Ore, cuMi couwTm i Wm. KONICK Jeweler < orner Rerond and Midi»«» I ARMY CASH TAILORS UNIFORMS ... INSIGNIA ... SUPPLIBB L. T. Chellis 1520 Jefferson St.. Corvallis