amp Adair Sentry Days Off Week-End Jaunts September 3. 1942. hand him my watch as a retainer.” Pal — Did he keep it? Pickpocket — He thinks he did. “To be entirely at leisure for day is for one day to be an immortal.'* —Chine«« proverb. 5. Barley. party. H. C. Johnson, Coordina- > tor, Camp Adair, 6. Montmartre. Paris. Send Her 7. Gabriel d’Annunzio, who cap­ FOR RENT tured Fiume on September 13, 1919, I HAVE A VERY attractive home 8. Archangel and Vladivostok, furnished for two couples on ... by wire. Bonded delivery 9. Nine. paved highway straight north of service .. Florist Telegraphic Independence Is* miles. Posses­ Delivery Association . . . 10. Thermite is a mixture of alumi­ A N Y W H E R E sion can be had immediately, if num and iron oxide used in no one home when investigation welding; a termite is an inseet Leading Floral Co. is made call at the Williams erroneously called a white ant. U’ha. 201, Cervallis, 458 Madison Drug Store in Independence. O. D. Rawlins, R.R.l, Box 154, /* Pioneer Dead Will Be phone 26-F-15, Independence. FLOWERS TODAY The bridegroom was in a dither and appealed to the clergyman in a loud whisper at the close of the By Edith Durgan ceremony, “Is it kisstomary to cuss Salmon fishing is one of the the bride?” lost colorful and exciting sports The clergyman replied, “Not yet, f the Pacific Northwest and if but soon.” ou are interested in fishing you aould plan a weekend to one of “Well, well," said the minister he coastal bays within the next to the new father of triplets. “I wo months. hear the stork smiled on you.” The season for salmon is just “Smiled at me,” said the young Moved to New Cemetery LARGE, AIRY’ front sleeping room eginning. Runs start usually the father. “He laughed out loud at for one or two gentlemen. Twin 1st of September and often con- me.” Twelve cemeteries in the recent­ beds, bath attached, big closet, inue until the last of November, ly acquired additional training area carpented. Quiet section close to ut October is considered the peak Arabia gave us the dismal system for Camp Adair, will be moved into town. Call 865-M, or 461 Tyler tenth. which we still use in counting. one, it was announced yesterday by St., Corvallis. p Alsea bay has a reputation of U. S. engineers, who will do the eing one of the best on the coast Complete Banking The Treaty of Utrecht provided work. More than 600 bodies will LOST nd is easily accessible from Camp that the thrones of Spain and be moved, some of which have been Service dair, although there are many France should never rest on the buried more than 90 years accord­ LOST ON OR near Quartermaster thers where fishing is good. Ya- same head. Safe Deposit Boxes warehouse No. 1, on Aug. 31, ing to old headstones. Four private luina Bay, too, is popular with Ronson cigarette lighter covered burial grounds are included. ishermen in the Willamette valley. She — I’m really not myself to­ with black leather and bearing The new cemetery will be on the Chinook and silversides are the night. initials W.C.D. Lighter is a military reservation and will be pecies caught. The Chinook aver- He — Then we ought to have a keepsake and owner will pay­ improved and maintained by the iges about 20 pounds, with a maxi­ good time. reward for its return. Sgt. Wil­ government, the announcement num of about 45 pounds per fish. liam C. Dierker. Please bring said. Che silverside are somewhat small- Redd—The doctor said he’d have lighter to Camp Public Relations -------------------- t------ r but more plentiful. They average me on my feet within two weeks. Office, or Sentry. Capt. R. C. Ingalls, for the past to 10 pounds with a maximum Green—Did he ? jf 20 pounds. Redd—Sure did. Had to sell my two months with the 96th Division, left last night for Washingtou, D. Salmon fishing requires a li­ car to pay his bill. I C., to attend army school, (apt. In­ cense, although fishing for species other than trout and salmon in Lawyer — When I was a boy, galls, a native of Corvallis, was in tidewater does not. Soldiers must my highest ambition was to be a the Portland recruiting Office prior to coming to Camp Adair. have a nonresident fishing license pirate. which costs $5.00. Client — You’re lucky. It isn’t RECREATION — Girls, but Boats and motors and, if you are every man who can realize the where can you get them???? there early enough, tackle can be (dreams of his youth, rented at most of the boat conces-1 sions on the bays. About $5.00 ‘ 1 “Yes indeed," said one down and CLASSIFIED should cover cost of all necessary out actor to another as they ‘4710 t equipment to be rented. Rent for a watched an old lady walking down ADVERTISING cuavtx COUHTK4 i Ask About Terms boat has been $1.00 per day in the the street, “I surely owe a lot to T«*n cents per line per insertion. Count 5 words to line Cash must ac ­ past, with motors renting for $2.50 that old lady." company copy with order. HECKART APPLIANCE to $3.50, including gasoline. There “Y'our mother?” COMPANY may be some increase in price this “No, my landlady.” NOTICE: Soldiers placing 219 South Second fall. - — classified ads in this column Corvallis Wartime restrictions have made A Yankee drummer instructed which require answer to your | it necessary to bar private boats the porter that he must leave the location, must have answers »55 i unless registered with the Coast train at Cleveland, and emphasized go through Camp Public Rela­ cuavtx MMTtY ' i Guard. Each rented boat is regis­ the order with a tip. He awoke at Stencil tions office. No outfit designa­ tered with the concessionaire, and seven the next morning with Cleve­ Duplicator Supplies tions may be printed in these he is held responsible. For that land far behind. Enraged, he called columns. Public Relations of­ reason, it is wise to have proper the porter. The colored boy had a fice will forward answers to identification with you. swollen eye, and was mussed up in your address. 414 Madison St., Corvallis And npw for the important item general. His eyes popped out at » FOR SALE of tackle. A trolling rod strong sight of the drummer and he lis­ enough for salmon and a trolling tened in amazement to his “bawl­ FOR SALE—Practically new Gib­ reel with at least 150 yards of ing out.” Finally he said, “Yas son guitar and case. Excellent Jeweler linen line not less than 25-pound suh, I sure is sorry suh. but ah is condition. Cash only, $25. Mary Corner Second and Madison test is recommended by Jay B. wonderin’ who ah done put off dis Brooks, 2066 N. Liberty, Salem, Long, of the Fish and Game man­ train at Cleveland!” Ore. p By Appointment agement department at Oregon Evenings 1936 OLDS coupe, 75'4 rubber, State college. The conventional There was a young maiden of Siam. new battery, good motor. Motor ­ Phone 470 or 440-J lure is a No. 4 or No. 5 spoon or Who said to her lover, young Kiani. ola radio, heater, everying. See spinner, silver on one side and red If you kiss me, of course DR. A. W. MARKER Chappell, Hotel Corvallis Bar­ on the other, above a qpd-feathered You'll have to use force— ALBANY OPTOMETRIST ber Shop. treble or single hook. The spoon But God knows you’re stronger Corvallis — Ball BMg. or a wobbler should be attached to than I am.” WANTED N«w Playing a wire leader, and line dividers are WANTED—Second hand Lapidary­ important to keep the line from HOW GOOD ARE YOU? outfit, ’A h.p. motor, grinding twisting. Then if you’re really and polishing wheels, Must be serious about this business, include 1. What American poet had an good and cheap. P.O. Box 226, imbecile sinter? a gaff hook to lift the fish into Corvallis, Ore. 2. What are the three primary the boat. colors ? Limits are three fish per day, TO BUY Typewriter from private Start« S«ii»4>v but if you catch one you are lucky. 3. What was the Hanseatic League ? Sales and Service Fishing for salmon, according to Modern Shop — Best Mr. Long, is very uncertain. It 4. Who wrote “The Rivet in Grandfather's Neck?” Mechanics varies with the tide, with the wea­ Funeral Home ther and with the time of day, so 5. What grain is beer made from ? (Formerly Hollingsworth) the true fisherman arises before 6. Where is the original “Moulin Corvallis »'NlOb < Rouge t ” I ♦hone 43. 2nd & Jackson Madi-on St. at Sth. Ph. 45 dawn to be out on the water by ■-unrise, and fishes until the last 7. What Italian poet was noted for his military valor and ex­ ray at light in the evening. Be treme baldness? prepared for a stage performance ALBANY if you should hook one, as boats 8. Ta what regions of Ra-ria were American armies sent toward for miles around will gather to give Now Playrag the close of the World war* helpful suggestions and confuse 9. How many men sit on the Su- SUBMARINE RAIDER ’kings generally. Brilliant remarks The First National Bank of Monmouth THE WATCH THAT CAN’T BE COPIED 'TH Soldiers! Portable Radios Available GRUEN CURVE* NOW ENGELSTAD'S Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted Wm. KONICK VENETIAN Corvallis TARZASS DeMoss-Britt Wilson Motors GRANADA Photo Finishing preme Court of the Untted uch as "What are yo«i trying to States? do, drown him?” or “Which end of 10 Give the difference between he hae is the sucker on?” <* . are “thermite" and “termite ’’ pact of the game. but worth it all when the contest is over • alsson lias glistening in the boat. 1. Edgar Altan Poo’s sister. Rosa I I m , was an imbecile I 2. Red. yellow and blue. • » 3. 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