( arr.p Adair Sentry
August 27.1942
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open in approximately two weeks
“My son, you are a smart little ( and polishing wheels. Must be
came Tuesday night when the ex- fellow. You can have a bright I good and cheap. P.O. Box 226,
HURLEY'S LOTION
I
Week-End Jaunts
I i ; ecutive
» v. wiuiiuvLw
committee met
met tu
to map
map uub
out future. From such schools, presi- I Corvallis, Ore.
For Poison Oak
entirely -----
at „
leisure
for --- °“? I ! final plans of organization. Par-
••To be
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dents have come. Everyone has a '
liy - for one day to be an immortal.
Over 5000 bottles sold. Guar­
TO
BUY
Typewriter
from
private
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h.uese proverb.
I ticularly favorable was the report chance. You have a chance.”
anteed treatment for poison
party. H. C. Johnson, Coordina­
oak relief. 50c bottle by mail.
of the entertainment committee
“Mister,'’ said Ikey, “would you
tor, Camp Adair.
HURLEY’S DRUGS. Albany
By Edith Durgan
which revealed that all sorts of like to buy my chance for a
-
rized collection^ of ebony ele- games and recreational features quarter.”
I SOLDIER'S WIFE who can do
ants and sterling silver mus- would be available to the men
light housework for family of
he cups may have to be aban- during the hours the clubhouse is
two, can have room, board and
Sandy approached his friend with
ed for the present, but there open, and that a regular series of a problem.
smal lsalary. Inquire 428 South
> many items that may be col- dances is being arranged.
7th street
“I am rather* poot aboot,” he
Although the definite opening said, “I kin marry a wealthy widow
ted which take up little room
For Quality Shoe
date has not been announced, gala whom I dinna love, or a puir lass THE SENTRY knows where some
t provide much pleasure.
' Repairing
enlisted
man
and
wife
can
have
plans
for
the
occasion
are
under
Agates of rare beauty and qual-
whom I love ower much. Wha’
a
fine
home
in
Corvallis
if
the
We
guarantee
both work­
are plentiful in Oregon. They way. The "premiere” will feature shall I dae?”
Mrs.
will
be
a
housekeeper.
A
manship
and
materials.
a
band
and
talent
show
to
"which
y be found in quantity on the
“Weel, mon, I advise ye tae
father, sons, 12 and 18, and a
wport beaches, chief of which is most of the evening will be de­ listen tae yer heart an' marry the
Full line of polishes
grown daughter comprise the
ate Beach several miles north voted. All enlisted men and officer lass ye love.”
and shoe laces.
family. One of the best homes in
Newport. Nearer at hand are personnel of Camp Adair are cor­
“Ye air richt, Sandy. I will marry
118 S. 3rd St.. Corvallis
Corvallis completely equipped
fine specimens to be found on dially invited, as well as the towns­ the puir lass.”
with modern labor-saving helps.
■ gravel bars of the Willamette people.
“In that case, kin ye gi’ me the
The committee plans to announce
Woman would have complete
er. within easy access to Camp
widow’s address?”
the
epenir.g
date
next
week.
Watch
charge. Husband could also live
air.
the “Sentry” for further details.
there and commute to camp.
Agates are classed as semi-
A white man saw an old negro
cious stones. They take a fine I
painting a high fence, using a small
FOR RENT
brush.
ish. which makes them suitable
By Hy Brid
■ many types of jewelry. Vari-
“Look here, Rastus,” he said. LARGE, AIRY froqj sleeping room
WEDDINGS
s type include the moonstone, a
“Why don’t you get a brush with
CORSAGES
for one or two gentlemen. Twin
i
ar stone; ribbon agates, which There is a wild tale about Nona, more bristles in it?”
beds, bath attached, big closet,
ve vari-colored stratas: cloud
Who wore a black chiffon kimona
“Why I want more bristles?”
carpented. Quiet section close "to
TELEGRAPHED
asked Rastus.
ates of mottled appearance: car- Don’t think for a minute
town. Call 865-M, or 461 Tyler
FLOWERS
ians, predominantly red with There’s anything in it—
“Because you could do twice as
St., Corvallis.
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rhaps brown, green or blue in
That is, anything except Nona. much work.”
FUNERAL
rious combinations, and moss-
“Dat's right. Mister, but I ain’t
LOST
ARRANGEMENTS
ates, which contain moss or
The Greek phenolax was able to got twice as much work.”
BILLFOLD
in
Area
“
C
”
contain
­
neral crystals. The latter are to go right through the Persian army.
ing cards and license. Keep
Mathes Floaters
found in quantity at Camp
:
money, return billfold to Parker.
hite, near Medford. In fact, a
Natural immunity is catching a
Upper
Monroe Street
CLASSIFIED
Schram office.
Beside the Campus
■orite Sunday outing in southern disease without the aid of a physi­
Phone 313
ADVERTISING
egon in the days of the model-T cian.
Ten cents per line per insertion.
rd was to chug down to the
Count 5 words to line. Cash must ac­
MORRIS
company copy with order.
gle Point “dessert” and spend a
Buy Defense Bonds
il
OPTICAL COMPANY
storing day looking for moss-
Dr. Henry E. Morris
FOR SALE
ates.
P.atron—Do you draw pictures in
Optometrist
Agate collecting has long been the nude?
WE STILL have in stock for certi­
444 State Street, Salem
pular in Oregon, and almost any
Artist—No, I generally wear a
ficate holders the following 1942
Phone 5528
’ebfoot” can identify a stone smoking jacket.
cars and trucks:
BUTTER and
r the novice. Chief test is to hold
2 Chevrolet cars
ICE CREAM
to the light and if you can see
The modern girl’s clothes are like
4 Olds Hydramatic cars
GI NS - SUITS - LUGG AGE
rough it, it’s probably an agate, a barbed wire fence. They protect
(Biggest Variety
3 H-ton pickups-Chevrolet
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
rate shops are found in many of the property without obstructing
of Frozen Bars)
4 1 Vi -ton trucks-Chevrolet
WATCHES & JEWELRY
e coast towns, where stones can any of the view.
Distrib­
No trade-ins accepted unless in
cut and mounted, if they are to
good condition with good rubber.
utors for
used for jewelry. They are also
Papa, why is it that dentists call
HILTON CHEVROLET CO.
pularly used for flower arrange- their offices dental parlors?
Dallas, Ore.
ents/ if you want to send some
Because they are drawing-rooms,
me. You know the kind—sun­ my son.
WANTED
• MONEY TO LOAN •
>wers floating in a soup bowl
inked by Chinese mandarins
Doctor — Well you cough more WANTED—Second hand Lapidary
311 N. Commercial Street
ee-deep in water. Throw in a few easily this morning.
outfit, '* h.p. motor, grinding
SALEM,OREGON
Corvallis
ates for him to stand on in cold
Patient—I ought to. I’ve been
3rd A- Adams, Phone 363
gather. Artistic, you know.
practicing all night.
A
Jasper, an impure quartz of dull
d, yellow and other colors, (ac-
An Irishman stopped before a
rding to Webster), and petrified grave in a cemetery containing the
Funeral Home
(Formerly Hollingsworth)
ood are also to be found in the tombstone declaring: “Here lies a
Corvallis
4't Miles North of Cantonment <■■ Monthmouth Highway
mve-mentioned gravel bars of the lawyer and an honest man.”
Madison St. at 8th.
Ph. 45
Good Home Cooking — Home-made Pies — Moderate Prices
'iliamette, according to C. C. Wil-
“An’ who’d ever think,” he mur­ N.
>n of Corvallis, who has long been mured, “there’d be room for two
’N
iterested in this subject. He sug- men in that one little grave!”
ests taking a rowboat to the
'eoria ferry, via Highway 99 from
Parson (visiting prison)—Am I
AUTO
ACCIDENT
brvallis, then bringing the boat right in presuming that it was
FIRE
LIFE
own the river, hunting the gravel your passion for srtong drink that
BURGLARY
ars on the way down. A crew of brought you here?
I
and all others
wo is necessary, one to handle the
Prisoner—I don’t think you know
Reliable
Stock
Companies
fl
oat and the other to row. To add this place very well, Parson. It's
ariety, include fishing tackle and the last place on earth I’d come
spot of lunch.
lookin' for anything to drink.
INSURANCE A BONDS
So, while this may not be the
Elks Bldg.
Rhone 142
nost exciting entertainment in the
A Swede came in from the woods
Corvallis, Oregon
rorld, it will take up plenty of and asked the bar keeper for a
’our free time and you’ll have drink of good squirrel whiskey.
omething of value for a souvenir, The bar tender answered him.
^nd I’ll wager next time you go
“I’m sorry, mister, but we hain’t
o the Oregon coast you’ll find got no squirrel whiskey we got
■ourself hunting for agates whe­ some mighty fine Old Crow.”
ther you planned to or not.
“Oh, Yudas Priest! I don’t want
By Appointment
to fly: I just want to’hop around
Evenings
Some beautiful uncut, unpolished a iddle bit.”
.
Phone
470 or 440-J
B iliamette river specimens may
be -een in the southeast window of
Ml
The tramp shambled up to the
DR. A. W. MARKER
the Benton County Herald office. back door and knocked listlessly,
OPTOMETRIST
Mr. Wilson is there most of the When the lady came to the door,
Corvallis — Ball Bldg.
tore part of each week and will the tramp told the story of his life,
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take pleasure in showing them.
how his wife had been lured away
■ co’
..... . —
from him and about the loss of all
j
of his money. When he had finished
Festivities to Mark
the
woman
said,
. Service Club Opening
and
"I'm sorry, but that has a hollow
YOUR ACCOUNT HERE IS INSURED TO 15000.00.
With the opening date of the ring.’’
YOUR MONEY IS AVAILABLE
“
ft
sure
has,
mam,
”
said
the
I►alias Service Men’s club set early
AT ALL TIMES.
tramp.
"It
’
s
comin
from
an
empty
in September, another recreational
stomach.
”
and entertainment spot has been
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Days Off
KRATAVILS
SHOE SHOP
I
Nonsensored
Star Exchange
Loan Office
DeMoss* Britt
Insurance
Green Valley
Creamery
When you're tired of army chuck—
Helmick Park Lunch
HOGG BROS
for
Elmer Patrick
Quality Furniture
and Appliances
Eyes Examined
Glasses Fitted^
At Moderate Prices
Terms
Salem
260 State Sr
Current
3%
Dividends
Corvallis Hotel
Money Saved Is Money Earned
Golden Pheasant
Food Shop
added to the Camp Adair roster of
A preacher was visiting the pub­
"place* to go after hour».“ The
lic
school and noticed They in one
club will be housed in the Dallas
of the lower classes and went up
armwrjr.
Announcement that this club will> to him and patted him on the bead.
The most for your money
in rooms and Good Food.
First Federal Savings and Loan
Opposite Both Banks
Corvallis
Chartered and Supervised by the U. S. Government
Corvallis, Oregon
Phone 517
4th and Monroe