Camp Adair Sentry Days Off Week-End Jaunts “To be entirely at leieure tor cm day is tor one day to be aa immortal.“ —Chinese proverb. By Edith Durban If you are interested in fishing and have neither time nor tires to go to the mountain streams, you will be interested to know that there is excellent sport almost within walking distance of Camp Adair. Spiney-rayed fishes abound in at least 10 lakes and many more sloughs within a radius of about 12 miles around Corvallis, and the fishermen are few. Black bass, sunfish, crappies or calico bass, yellow perch and cat­ fish are among the fish to be found in these lakes, and they can all offer plenty of excitement. The spiney-rays, which is a gen­ eral designation applying to fish having sharp spiney dorsal fin rays rather than only soft rays such as found in trout and salmon, were introduced from mid-western or eastern states, and have not been as popular as native species. Ore­ gon fishermen have preferred trout or salmon fishing, and as a result the pressure on spiney-rays has not been heavy. The accessibility of warm water lakes, where such fish thrive, is increasing the popularity of this sport. ■Of these, Colorado lake is one of the largest and best known. It is within four miles of Corvallis and can be reached by driving about two miles from Corvallis on the east road to Albany, leaving town by way of the Van Buren street bridge. Turn to the left where the sign indicates and drive about one mile farther. Boats may be rented, or you may fish front the banks by paying a small charge. Jay B. Long, instructor in fish and game management at Oregon State college, and an experienced fisherman, recommends fly fishing for bass and sunfish, although they are often caught by using worms for bait. An ordinary fly rod out­ fit, with almost any small fly sire 8 to 12 is suggested for sunfish. The best results are obtained by fishing the fly just under the sur­ face with a very slow retrieve. Mr. Long also suggests using dry flies, or floating flies on warm, sunny days when the fish are cruising near the surface. For bass Mr. Long suggests large fuzzy-bodied flies or bass with cork bodies. Live minnows or arti­ ficial plugs are also effective for bass fishing. Minnows may be legally used when fishing for spiney-rayed fish only when used in the same waters from which they have been taken. The daily bag limit for spiney- rays is 30 fish or 20 pounds and one fish. And one tip—a little ingenuity will uncover other lakes plentifully stocked with fish, but the fisher­ men aren’t telling all they know. There is one catch, however. A boat is usually necessary on most of the sloughs and smaller lakes. July 23, 1942. employer bluntly asked if it was gallery. Wee Wullie fell ever into the pit. a a real diamond. His father leaned anxiously over “Well, if it ain't,” answered the hired man, “I’ve been skun out of the gallery rail and called out: “Coom back here, Wullie, fer four bits.” gudeness sake; it's a haulf a croon Bridget, did I see you kissing extra doon there!" that policeman in the kitchen? I’m Peter—At phwat age wuz yer amazed at you. Well, mum, it’s against the law mither married, Jawn? John—At fourteen. to resist an officer. Peter—Oi kin bate thot. My “Did you know that old man mither wuz married at thirteen. Jones’ house burned down last Mike—Faith an Oi kin bate ye night?” all. My mither wuz married before “I ain’t a mite surprised. I was Oi wuz born! goin’ past there early in the eve­ nin’ and when I saw smoke a- An attorney was defending a comin’ out all around the eaves, I man charged by his wife with sez to myself, sez I, ‘Where there's desertion. smoke, there must be fire.’ An’ For a time it looked if it were so it was!” a cinch for the prosecution but at the right moment the attorney Traffic Cop—Say you! Didn't called the defendant to the stand. you see me wave at you? “Take off that bandage,” he Sweet Young Thing — Yes, you cried. fresh thing, and if Henry were Then man did so, exposing a here, he’d paste you for getting so black eye. fresh.” "Your honor,” said the attorney, “our defense is that this man is A farmer in need of extra hands not a deserter. He's a refugee.” at haying time asked Si Warren who was accounted the town fool, Izzy—Fadder, dere is a customer if he would help him out. 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That's why one of the most fre­ gadgets, and so forth from food quent requests when USO opened to fishing rods, from books to one of its farthest north service beach parties, for but one pur- clubs somewhere in Alaska was pose—to bring cheer and relieve for a mechanical aid in getting boredom for America’s service­ clothes clean USO has become a men. in supplying seme* Component agencies of USO are what they want from the Young Men's Christian Assoc Arctic iaiions, the National Catholic a mat- Community Service, the Salvation Army, the Young Women's Chris- tian Associations, the Jewish "Wel­ at the picture fare Board, and the National the innqvaLon was a popular one Traveler's Aid Association. L 25' Per Roll of 8 Picture* Free Enlargement One-Day Service BERMAN'S DRUG STORE Opposite The Banks Corvallis, Oregon