Camp Adair Sentry
July 9,1942.
Page Sevetf
and twin beds. Beautyrest mat­
tresses are used throughout.
If you wish to know how to find
it, follow the coast highway to
Newport and turn to the right
I
where the sign points to Wren.
You can see the buildings on the
hill a few miles past Philomath.
H-Bar-H is 11 miles west of Cor­
vallis, 96 miles southwest of Port­
land. To complete our statistics, it
is one hour's drive from there to
the ocean.
matic hot water. No children. No
-ASK FOR SENTRY
other roomers Beard available
If you have a fellow-work­
Week-End Jaunts
nearby. 921 W. 10th St. Albany.
man who is not getting his Camp
and
“To bo entirely »> leisure for ono
Phone 567-J.
day is for one day to be an immortal.”
Adair Sentry regularly, let him
—Chines« proverb.
know that there is one printed
FOR SALE
for everyone and that he prob­
By Edith Durgan
ably can get one at his time TRAILER HOUSE 7x16. Built-ins.
$175 cash. Inquire of Frank Bed-
office,
any of the canteens, or
Off to the west where the hills
The most for your money
narek. Callaway Creek Trailer
in the reception room at the
are rolling lies the H-Bar-H ranch,
in rooms and Good Food-
Camp.
Administration building.
where dudes ride through the val­
If hig time office does not '1939 CHEV. pickup. Tire« 600x16,
Opposite Both Banka '
leys and pastures in the coast
have the Sentry, anyone there
range and drink in the soothing
Corvallis
fronts re-cap before freeze, rear
can get copies necessary by ask­
scenery of green fields, forest-clad
mud grips, spare re-cap. Aver­
ing for them. Or address Box
mountains and lofty Mary's peak.
age 75 per cent rubber. Dual
Nonsensored
347,
Corvallis.
Since its establishment several
swipe. Finish 90 per cent—no
years ago the ranch has been a
broken or welded fenders. Up­
By Hy Brid
CORV Al l.IS
popular meeting place for large ---------------------------------------------- fl I “Do ye know O'Ryan?’’
holstery like new with seat cov­
“I know him well.”
and small groups of people, par­
ers. Speedometer 19,800 mi. Mo­
Playing This Week
A Connecticut Y'ankee was be- j “Can a person believe what he
taking of its many diversions.
tor reconditioned. This pick-up
ing questioned on how much he says?”
will pass any mechanic’s inspec­
Horses will be found to your knew about carpentry.
“Yis an’ no. I’ve found out thot,
tion. Price $725 Cal* Ralph Ban­
satisfaction whether you are an
“How would you make a Vene­ if he tells ye the truth, ye can
ton, 336-J Albany, Oregon. O. O.
experienced rider, or have never tian blind,” asked the foreman.
believe him, but when he lies, ye'd
Cline, owner.
known the aches that, come after
“Well I should think, sir, about
the first horseback ride, Moon- the best way would be to punch better have no confidence in him
APT. HOUSE—16, 3 rm. fum. apts.
at all.”
light rides are often planned, as him in the eye.”
fully modern. Perfect location.
they have been popular with the
Gross income $6,924. Net $4,700
“Now can anyone tell me what a
patrons.
Price $37,500. Terms. Several
The stingy farmer was scoring stoic is?” asked the teacher of the
Manager of the H-Bar-H is the hired man for carrying a light­
others smaller and less money.
Nicolai Ivan (Nick) Krikoriantz, ed lantern to call on his best girl. fourth grade. “Very well, Abra­
Starting Sunday
See Mr. Hardy with HAWKINS
ham.”
and the telephone is Philomath 755,
& ROBERTS, INC., Realtors,
“The idea, when I was courtin',
DON’T MISS
“
A
stoic,
”
answered
little
Abie,
although the address is Wren, I never carried no lantern; I went
Salem.
rising, “a stoic is a boid w^at
Oregon.
Geoige K AF I
in the dark.”
brings de babies.”
HOUSES FOR SALE
The ranch house is a remodeled
“Yes, and look what you got,”
PAi 0 BKILN
farm house which has been com­ said the hired man sadly.
“I hear he drinks something 6 RM. (2 BRms.) practically new,
fortably furnished with rustic
lawn and shrubs. N. E. Only
awful.”
paneling. Heavy modern tavern­
$3650. See Mr. Hardy with
“Rastus, give me a sentence with
“Yeah, I tasted it,”
rrr»/ 4
type tables and chairs make an the word 'amphibious'.”
HAWKINS & ROBERTS, INC.,
?
attractive dining room, and color­
Realtors. Salem.
“Yassum. 'Most' fish stories am
! a n f I Blau
ful draperies add cheerfulness to fibious.”
“What did you get drunk for in DUPLEX, perfect location, income
the rooms. One room has been
the first place?”
$38.00. Owner out of state, must
especially fitted with a bar. where
“Henry Simmons,” asked the
“I didn’t get drunk in the first
sell. Price only $2750. Discount
beer and light drinks are sold.
judge severely, “did you steal this ; place. I got drunk in the last
for cash. Really a bargain! See
Another favorite gathering place man’s saw?”
! place.”
Mr. Hardy with HAWKINS &
is the glassed-in porch, where
“Naw, suh, Jedge—not me. I
ROBERTS, INC. Realtors. Salem
groups gather to rest and enjoy only took it for a joke.”
“I say, Mike, how would you
the scenery.
l
“How far did you carry it?”
OUTOfTHS n
ROOM AND BOARD
like to be buried in a Jewish ceme­
“Only fum his house to mine— tery?”
Camp Adair workers have al­
WOULD
BOARD and room at The Palmer
ready discovered the ranch, as re­ about three miles.”
"Faith, an' I’d rather die first.”
art
iba saiy
House
1409
Monroe,
CorvalliB.
“Ten days,” said the judge. "That
cently Dewey Martin, head of
Big comfortable lounging room
words
that
“General Installation.” was hon­ was carrying a joke too far.”
“Is a chicken big enough to eat
with fire place. Hot water, two
I when it's two weeks old?”
ored at a dinner and dance there.
dewribt
tba
showers, one tub. Be comfortable.
One day when Pat and Mike
Steak dinners are especially
“Of course not.”
thrills
el
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recommended, although the food is were working on an excavation for
“Then how does it manage to
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the subway, Mike's feet slipped and live?”
all good.
Riding and dancing, the latter in in he fell, a matter of some twenty
rectal disorders successfully j
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the ranch barn, are not the only feet. Pat, trembling, stared over
HOW GOOD AKE YOU?
treated the ambulant way.
the
edge
and
called.
See—
activities. A practice teeing ground
1. What do the English call the
“Air ye dead, Mike?”
DR. WIDMER
is just being completed, and bad­
hood of an automobile?
Phone 424-W
“
Sure,
”
with
a
groan,
“
I
’
m
kilt
minton may be played. Mo-skeet
2. What metal is the best con­
Ma-MFUtar.
shooting and ping pong are also entirely.”
ductor
of
electricity
?
-
“
Are
ye
sure
enough
dead?
”
available.
“Maybe not entirely dead, Pat, 3. Does the Chinese surname pre­
As typical of most dude ranches,
Don C. WiLson, Agent
cede or follow the given name?
but
I’m knocked spachless.”
patrons are urged to come in sim­
4. What structural material did
New York Life Ins. Co.
ple and comfortable sports clothes,
Th u rsday-F riday-Sa 1 urday
Hiram and Solomon use in
A man, arrested for murder,
riding habits or levis. Formal
Corvallis
—
865-M
building the temple?
clothes are definitely out. Riding.' - bribed an Irishman on the jury to
A million dollar crime!
clothes are usually worn during 1 oppose the death penalty, and hold 5. What are pencil leads chiefly
made of?
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the day and sport clothes are worn out for a verdict of manslaughter.
BAUER & BAUER
The jury were out for a long 6. What is the oldest of the sus­
in the evening.
pension bridges near New York?
Tailoring — Repairing
Both weekly and week-end rates, time, and finally came in with a
Dry Cleaning
including lodging, meals and rid­ verdict of manslaughter. The man 7. What in round numbers is the
population
of
the
earth
?
"Cash
& Carry Rates"
rushed
up
to
the
Irishman,
and
ing, are available by writing or
Across from Montgomery Wards |
telephoning the management. It’s whispered, ’T’m tremendously 8. What country controls the
Corvallis
Azores ?
a good idea to make your reserva­ obliged. Did you have a hard time
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9. Who was Friar Tuck?
♦••♦vein®
of it?”
tions ahead of time.
"The divil's own time, me lad. 10. What is the capita] of Rumania?
Accommodations may be had in
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the ranch house or in individual j The other eleven ail wanted to
•»"Rack) Cutter*
ANSWERS
cabins with fireplace, private bath acquit you.''
CICILIA PAHKCN
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ferbw*
1. The bonnet.
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2. Silver.
3. It precedes.
4. Cedar from Lebanon.
6. Graphite.
Complete Banking
6. The Brooklyn bridge.
7. About two billions.
Service
8. Portugal.
Safe Deposit Boxes
9. The priest in Kobin Hoods band.
10. Bucharest.
Days Off
Corvallis Hotel
Golden Pheasant
Food Shop
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The First
National Bank
of Monmouth
Tarzan at Whiteside
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Adv eat a re.- aow pteying at the «h.te-id, theater.
WEEKLY WRESTLING CARD
Tuesday Night, July 14—8:30
Ice Coliseum — Corvallis
FEATURING
NC BATTLE ROYAL
Five-Man Rough and Tumble
CLEAN wall-furmahed rpom, pri­
vate bath A shower ft one or
two men 318 S. 7th. Corvallis.
Winner Gets $100 War Bond
COMFORTABLE room fur or.e w
two men. Furnace heat, sutc- I
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