Camp Adair June 25,1942. Page Four ' rookie how dusty it was when he had arrived at camp 10 weeks Rubber Drive Is Going ■ before. “Why," he exclaimed, "the was so thick then you couldn’t To Have Grand Finish dust see five feet ahead of you!” The rookie wasn’t much im­ pressed. "That’s nothin',” he came Gas Masks Taken Into back. “Where I come from, a fel­ Spotlight of Shortage ler’s got to stop every three feet and look behind him to see where As the current rubber drive ap­ he’s been!” proaches its close, people from all walks of life are joining in the Life Has Compensation search for salvage. They find such In Checks, Balances unused and sometimes forgotten items as an old pair of rubbers, a Blood Donors Conclude worn-out section of garden hose It was a nice arrangement the hidden away under the house, or even a rubber bath mat which no men had worked out at Columbus one in the family ever uses, Be­ flying school, in Georgia. They cause every citizen hopes to be would drop in at the post hospital provided with a gas mask some- occasionally and become blood don­ time in the near future, rubber ors—incidentally picking up a little hunters who have succeeded in col- side money to take out their girl lecting only a small pile of idle friends. Word got around that eating raw items should be interested in the fact that a gas mask requires 1.8 onions would increase the amount of blood. More blood to give, more pounds of natural rubber. Rubber is needed to make gas money to spend—that’s the way it musks for fighting men as well as added up. But not the way it civilians. And every pound of re­ worked out. True, the soldiers claimed rubber releases a pound of found, they might eat onions and natural rubber for making a gas get more pocket change, but it mask. It takes about two pounds meant less dancing and few dates. of salvage rubber to make one The girls didn't go for the onions! pound of reclaimed rubber, accord- , ing to authorities. Sixteen pounds Overnight PaSS Takes of old rubber would make enough1 a A--__ natural rubber for gas masks for ActOSS Country a family of four. One old tire carcass would more Private Malcolm Dixon, of Fort than take care of that poundage. Devens, Mass., walked up to his Add to that all the old rubber scat­ ¡sergeant, went through the routine tered around the average home— explanation of why, when and th«- split hot water bottles, worn- ¡where, and then stood by while the out rubber gloves, raincoats, show­ non-com wrote out an overnight er caps, floor and sink mats, right pass. Private Dixon only wanted down to the rubber heels on last to go in to Boston for the evening. year's pair of shoes, and one fam­ As the pass turned out, the ser­ ily will have contributed enough geant—who had been transferred I for many gas masks. I from the Southwest only a short Of course, gas masks are only time before— absent-mindedly had one of the many vitally necessary written Fort Worth, Tex., as Dix­ items that this nation-wide drive on’s destination. But more breath­ for salvage rubber will help make, taking even, he had dated the one- including, if the drive is success­ night pass as officially good from ful. the possibility of tire re-caps f May 10, 1942, to May 11, 1943—a to keep cars rolling on war time full year’s free time for Private Dixon! errands. Tom Cat Turns Out as Mother of Big Family Initials Always Do Confuse Some People ASK FOR SENTRY If you have a fellow-work­ man who is not getting his Camp Adair Sentry regularly, let him know that there is one printed for everyone and that he prob­ ably can get one at his time office, any of the canteens, or in the reception room at the Administration building. If his time office does not have the Sentry, anyone there can get copies necessary by ask­ ing for them. Or address Box 347, Corvallis. Movie Actress Brings Fire to Target Range BAUER & BAUER Tailoring — Repairing Dry Cleaning - - Across from Montgomery Wards Kan., and although logical enough, Corvallis it’s still a bit far-fetched—although they swear it's true. A group of soldiers were lined up on the range for machine gun practice. “Ready ... aim ...” intoned the " ■ r officer. Just then Ann Sheridan Associated Gas—Oil sauntered up—the moving picture star happened to be visiting the A Complete Stock Of camp that day. "Fire!” came the Groceries command. Tracer bullets, landing ever since its construction was far wide of the target, started a started—and he was looked upon grass fire which swept 100 yards FOR YOUR TRAILER as a more or less permanent fix­ before it could be extinguished. u ture. Now it looks like Tom has really decided to stick around — much to the surprise of the chaplain and men at the Field, “he” recently became the mother of five kittens! 9th St. Grocery BUTANE GAS A Few Signs Placard* at a moving picture show: “Young children must have parents.” In a barber shop window: “Dur­ ing alterations, patrons will be shaved in the back.” Sign on a Broadway store: “Empty boxes — suitable for holi­ day gifts.” In a clothing store: “These pants will look better on your legs than on our hands.” Restaurant—Confectionery The Main Corner in Corvallis V.WAWAWAW.W.W.VAWWVWArtW^^^WlWk 4th of JULY CELEBRATION MBB Obviously nervous and no little At Gunter Field, Ala., a pet tom­ distressed, a recruit approached his cat has been the chapel mascot. sergeant at Cainp Wolters, Tex. Old Tom, as he was known to the “Tell me something, if you please, men, has held forth at the chapel sir." he implored. "What does this ‘Al'S’ mean that they’ve put after my name on the roll?” "Why. that stands for Army of Funeral Home the United States,” the non-com (Formerly Hollingsworth) replied. "Whew!” sighed the sol- Corvallis dier. "Man, -I thought that meant Madison 8t- at Sth. Ph. 4S Australia!” DeMoss-Britt RUPTURE These Soldiers May Take on Liars' Club rectal disorder* successfully treated the ambulant way. See— DR. WIDMER Phone 424-W At Camp Crowder, Mo., a “vet­ eran" was telling an Oklahoma Three Big Days INDEPENDENCE JULY 3-4*5 Always Correct! The moat appropriate re­ membrance for all occa­ sions is Your Photograph Nothing, however costly, conveys ao much truly ¡HTiuma) feeling as ... . Your Photograph Of course it should be a recent portrait. Have we photographed you lately? » THE BALL STUDIO BALL BUILDING CORVALLIS • This comes from Fort Riley, | "Cash & Carry Rates" FUN FOR EVERYONE Parades.. . Sports ... Carnival... Speaking Dancing... Ferris Wheels ... 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