?amp Adair Sentry
May 14, 1942
Page Severt
Trio Of Barrage Balloons
Days Off
CLASSIFIFD
ADVERTISING
Week-End Jaunts
“To be entirely at leisure for or
day is for one day to be an immortal.
—Chinese proverb.
Ten cent* per line per in«ertion.
Count 5 words to Tine Cash must ac
company copy with order.
tervsting to someone else at the
camp who wants it. Watch this col
umn for housing, also. Use it your
self and read it.
By EDITH DURGAN
BEAUTIFULLY furnished sunny
With a “go ahead until we stop
4-room apartment in one of Sa
ou” signal from Lieutenant-Gen-
lem’s better homes.
Garden,
i ral J. L. DeWitt and some good,
shrubs, garage. Central location.
| ot days ahead, this might be a
$40. 1582 Court St. Salem or call
| igical time to visit the Oregon
5738. C. C. Cochran. Salem Cham
I MSt
ber of Commerce
From now until the middle of
, une the flowers are at their best.
Wm. KONICK
Well-furnished basement sleeping
1 he roadsides are lined with
Jeweler
room with private bath and good
cotch broom, and unless you have
Est. 1913
ventilation suitable for 1 or 2
Corner Second & Madison Sts.
i ttually seen a hillside covered
men. Private entrance. Call at
Telephone
485. Corvallis
ith this plant when it is in bloom
318 S. 7th, Corvallis.
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du cannot appreciate its sheer
eauty. Drive along the coast high-
FOR SALE
' ay south of Yachats when the sun
Convertible architects' level. Beck
I setting on the flowering hills,
man. Case and tripod. Call co
ou’ll not soon forget it.
ordinator's office. Administra
But I really started to tell you
tion building, Camp Adair.
bout the rhododendrons, which
re the pride of the coast. Tall trees
HOUSE trailer with four good
loom profusely, with a particu-
tires. $65.00 cash. Hilton Chevro
irly vivid pink flower. They have
let Company, 305 Main St.. Dal
1st started to bloom and will be
las, Oregon.
i ilorful for at least a month.
Those who live in this vicinity
FOUND
I now that you can leave for the
Papers apparently belonging
Open
i >ast in a blaring sun and arrive
Oliver Glenn Linscheid. Call
I lere about two hours later to find
Burst’s Candy Shop, next
4; 30 A. M. to 10 P. M.
I le beach many degrees cooler, so
Whiteside theater, Corvallis.
is well to take a leather coat or
' indbreaker. And, if yours is a
314 Jefferson Street
l msitive skin, beware of a cloudy
Corvallis
i ly, for some of the worst cases ■
A soldier ground crew practices raising and lowering barrage
balloons at the army barrage balloon school at Camp Tyson. Tenn.
i ! sunburn result from overex-
Two silvery balloons of different type float in the air while a
isure, despite an overcast sky.
third, of drab color, is ready to be hoisted.
There are several excellent high-
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' ays from Camp Adair to the
A missionary al’lus go tv Heaben.” forget half what you owe me ”
meh. One by way of Dalias, will
Rastus—“Dis been woryin’ me.
“Fine! 1’11 meet you. I’ll forget
e discussed later, as it is obviously
What happens when de missionary the other half."
»possible to describe the whole
is inside de cannibal?”
i lastline in a few paragraphs.
He: As his car stalls—“Well, by
This week we are suggesting the
”1 want to buy my girl a pres golly, out of gas.”
! top trip from Corvallis to Alsea
We Cash Your Checks
She: Pulling out a flask—“Oh
!id Waldport, thence north to New- ent. What do you think she would
yeah?”
>rt and home on the Newport-To like?”
“Does she like you?”
He: “Oh boy! What you got in
da highway, or the reverse.
4
“Oh, yes, I’m positive she likes that flask?”
CORVALLIS
On the Alsea road you wind
She: “Gasoline.”
♦ver the Alsea mountain, with an me.”
“Well, if she likes you, she'll like
oxcellent view of the Willamette
HOW GOOD ARE YOU?
i nd coastal valleys. Farther on you anything.” ,
atch glimpses of the Alsea river
1. What is an infernal machine?
“Why did Bill go into the air
nd if the time is right the fish
2. What famous theatrical pro
service ?”
aay be biting.
ducer was once a bareback rider in
There is activity galore for any-1 “Well, he was no earthly good.” the circus?
1 ne at the beach. Marine gardens
3. From what is vermouth made?
re numerous and the color of the
“I hear a big blonde busted you
4. Is a veridical man: (■> an
The Best in Cosmetics, Perfumes, Colognes
lany aquatic plants is amazing, ih the eye at the masquerade awkward, inexperienced
man, (b>
he best known are the jade-col- party last night.”
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a man telling the truth, (c) an ex- t
red sea anemones and gold and
“Yes, I told her how well she trefnely ludicrous man ?
latnon jelly fish.
looked ih a bustle.”
5. Why did President Roosevrlt
We Fit Trusses
The sea lion caves near Yachats
"What’s wrong with that?”
veto a bill providing $500,000 for
i re fascinating and attract hun-
“She wasn’t wearing one!"
a memorial to Will Rogers?
i reds of visitors each year.
6 Who was the first to print
251 Madison
Agates are found in large quan-
Guard—“Sure I believe in re- a book in England?
I ¡ties both north and south of New- incarnation.”
CCRVALI.IS
DRUG STORE
7. What is a hawkshaw?
I ort. Another curiosity is the
Pard—“You do?”
Drugs
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Fountain
-
Lunch
8 What is the nautical pronoun-
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reen Japanese float, many "of
Guard—“I’ll say and when I ciation of leeward?
’hich are found on the beaches each come back to ehrth, I Want to be
"Right in the Center of Town"
9. Which is farther south, the
eat. These are clear, green glass a mattress.”
Xi,
tip of Africa, er the tip of South
alls which the Japanese use for
Pard—“A mattress* Why?
America ?
lelr fishing nets. However, due to
Guard—“So I can stay in bed all
10. Who was the first woman :
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lie army’s suggestion that civilians day.”
to make a solo flight across the
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eware of picking up strange ob-
Atlantic?
fcts on the short, better be sure
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“I have only $5,000 a year, sir,
i’s a float and not a mine you've but I think I can support your
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ANSWERS
, ust found.
daughter on that."
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enjoy the Agate
“Support her, dear boy ? You can
Beach golf ! course a few miles i support her entire family on it." damage by explosion.
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The auto courts and hotels are
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$2.35 to $13.05 ♦
Vanity Fair Slips and (.owns
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have nearly worked mySetf to
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May is considered one of the best death
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months to visit the ocean, so plan to I Bo
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Play Shoes—Swim Suits—Tennis Dressc
?o there soon. Here’s wishing you a sighted got to do with working
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yourself to death ?*
♦winy day and a calm, blue sea.
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Sam—“Well. I can’t see the hexa
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to see if he's watching me to I have
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Nonsensored
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corsetier,
help
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with
your
figwrbproblem.
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to a woman dentist.”
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Pal—"Why?”
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Rastus—"Does you believe dat
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way
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Dinners
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Saturday Nights
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