TELEGRAPHIC SUMMABY.
May 4.
Soothern Pacific train men at Ylsalia,
7 N. M., are on a strike on account of Ion;
rons.
Chinese frovernment demaodi ' para
ports from foreign missionaries viaiUnj
that country.
- Joe Halberstadt, well known throngh
ont Oregon, was run over by a train sear
Colfax, and killed-
' Kentucky democrats adopted a straight
oat democratic platform but had not en
dorsed Cleveland at last accounts.
Hotel keepers in New York say that
they don't believe the Sunday law con
templated prohibiting supplying a man
st his own table with wine on Sunday.
They are rery indignant at Mayor Hewitt
for suggesting soch a thing.
The question of parliamentary privilege
vs. Parnellism and ' crime was sprang
without warning in the boose of com
mons Tuesday night and a good deal of
exciting talk took place. Dillon's friends
argue boldly for him and against the
Times.
The founding of Mills College, at Oak
land, was celebrated. There were dis
tinguished visitors from the Sandwich
Islands, Ban Francisco, Oakland, and
other points of California, among whom
were Joaquin Miller, poet and author ;
Vance Cheny, poet; Maj. Ben. E. Tru
man, chief of the literary bureau of the
Southern Pacific company ; W. K. Bent
ley, antltor of the Bentfey hand book;
Mrs. 8. O. Wilder, daughter of Dr. Jadd,
first missionary to the Sandwich Islands ;
Miss Mary White, of Mount Holyoke,
Masftachasetts ; United States Senator T.
W. Ferry, of Michigan ; Hon. Judge My
rick, associate justice of the supreme
court of California; and Dr. Stratum, be
sides many other leading educators of
the Pacific coast. After an interesting
literary programme the guests to the
number of 500, were entertained with re
freshments.
May 5.
Heavy floods reported in Maine.
Canada is going to have an inter-state
commerce law.
The Porter-Ashe contest at San Fran
cisco has been amicably settled.
Young Ben Holladay's remains will be
allowed to lie on the Ophir farm sold to
John Boach.
The Canadian Pacific now wants to
quit cutting rates and to come into the
Pacific railroad pool.
It is now stated that while the pope
has withdrawn his condemnation of the
K. of L., he has not approved them.
Farther reports show the earthquakes
in New Mexico to have b-;n very severe.
No loss of life reported, but much property
damaged.
Gen. Miles has information that the
highest peak of the Whetstone range in
Mew Mexico has become an active volca
no. A mob went through the streets of
Paris, ottering threats and imprecations
sgainst Germany, and yelling "A Ber
lin" (on to Berlin). New complications
have arisen in Alsace-Lorraine.
In the bouse of commons motion to de
clare the conduct of the Times in its
charge against Dillon was a breach of
privilege, was amended to decline to treat
it as-such by a vote of 297to 219. Glad
stone moved as an amendment that a
committee be appointed to investigate
the matter, on which motion he ad
dressed the house in an able manner,
lie said the action of the house might
lead to a crisis of the most serious and
momentous importance.
May 6.
Capt. James Grant, the Eng'ish novel
ist, is dead.
The wages of coast seamen at San
Francisco has been raised.
The Canadian Pacific will be denied
entrance into the transcontinental pool.
The coercion bill, known as the crimes
act, is to be pushed to a vote by the gov
ernment. Old Angeline, daughter of the old chief
Seattle, after whom Seattle was named,
is reported very sick.
Mayor Hewitt says he intends to en
force the Sunday law in New York so
long as it remains a law.
It is now said that the supposed volca
no in the Whetstone mountains was only
a wood fire set by Mexicans. '
The crar will commute the sentence of
all but two of the condemned nihilists to
imprisonment at hard labor for life.
The Asiatic express to connect with
5 the steamers of the Occidental steamship
company at San Francisco will make the
run from New York to 8n Francisco in
100 hours.
Gladstone's motion to refer the Times
Dillon affair to a committee was voted
iWJ K. . -t., rJ 31 T 91 t Kir Ed-
Ward Clark's amendment that the house
refuse to treat the matter as a bt each of
T. m -,v..l. - PkinVarini, hall RI
Dr. McGlynn referred to the pope as
"the old gentleman over there in Rome."
1 Mfl1vnf (aaW rain tn amnhuiu his
contempt for the pope amid the laughter
ana applause oi we auaiencc.
LOUIS KOSSUTH.
I suoDose that most of your readers
a
would be surprised if told that the fam
ous Hungarian patriot, Louis Kossuth, ts
till Itntiivh la th r-M He. is
living at Turin, at the advanced age of
eighty-nve. 1 have recenuy naa two tev-
lers trom Italy giving news me vener-
. a hi a ttitMmtn Mr. Kt L A. TouhaV.
. our consul at Turin, writes me that "the
governor urea in retirement, snu rr
' cniroa nnlv ami-vYsjtinnalfv- visits from
tome few friends whom he especially de-
J a W J A LU aal.
nkAI ,mm an wasl AAnttirunk In rfTlt3 Ait.
he lias renounced all active pursuits of
. w - t at att
any sort whatsoever.- a man
. !-; nt n-rirr em thm (iHM SnbfeCt from
a V.. J., a tt-. !!. anont laid winter
here with hia son. Major Koasath, who
. a . a .. a i at. -
resides m napies, ana woo u iux-
Tisfa iha Tom Kvrft ri the whole West
ern network of Italian raiireada, from the
Comiche or Llgurian coast to the occi
dental tip of the boGt'WPam letter to
me interocean.
HESALDSY.
The charge in heraldry has nothing to
do with the alary which is received by a
man who has a coai-of-arms. It refers
more especially to a figure drawn either
npon the field or upon an ordinary. These
charges may consist of griffins, wiveras,
harpies, or dragons, all of which are ant
mats unfit for food and now mostly ex
tinct. The nnieorn was a favorite ani
mal among the knights, who many a
time might have gone hungry had not a
lucky shot from the eulverin brought
down a fat unicorn from his nest.
The griffin was a strong and active
bird, with an aggressive nature, and four
legs. It also wore its tail in a haughty
manner over the dashboard, bat where
is it now? It has gone with the wivern
and the higb-behind. Loose and poorly
executed game laws have proved the
otter destruction of alt these, birds, and a
good griffin- or wivern-dog that would
formerly bring 200 is now a drug in the
market.
In order to illustrate more fully my de
scription of the lion, as used in heraldry,
I have taken the liberty of drawing a few
illustrations. The first given shows the
king of beasts salient. The salient lion
is a great favorite with people who desire
to monkey with heraldry. In this posi
tion the animal seems well calculated to
win respect, and bis flashing tongue,
white teeth, and ripe red gums loan a
fierce beauty to his open face and pierc
ing "tout ensemble."
Bat let ns pass rapidly on to the
crowned lion, whose portrait I have suc
ceeded in getting a good card on, and
whose tawny mane is thrown wildly
back from his face so that we can see the
dimpling smile which lights up his leon
ine countenance, as well as his liver and
other internal organs, which we general
ly prefer to conceal. Bat the lion is a
noble brute. Why should he conceal
anv thing?
The next figure is that of the double
qaevee lion starting out to ascertain who
it was that first applied that epithet to
him.
I hone he will not be successful. I
drew this picture yesterday besides doing
other literary work.
Our next illustration consists of a lion
gardant with side whiskers on the front
of his hind legs. This may be regarded
as the great characteristic of the gardant
lion whenever you find him. Tnose who
do not wish to be exposed to this variety
of beast will do well to go away when
they see a lion approaching with done
gals on his rear limbs. Shun him as you
would the deadly upas tree of the topics
or the equally deadly single tree of the
north.
The fifth and last device here is that of
the regardant lion, exposing his tongue
for the edification of a physician who is
concealed behind a barbed-wire fence
which is not shown in the drawing. I
ean hardly be expected to introduce a
barbed-wtre fence in a picture, the price
of which is within the reach of all. The
regardant lion is at tiroes quite ferocious,
and yet he has been very highly spoken
of by those who employ a good," durable,
openface lion on a coat-of-arms. Bill
Nye.
HE WASHED HIS HANDS. .
"Ho ware you and the widow Flapjack
coming on?" inquired Gas DeSmith of
Gilhooly.
"I've quit the boarding house and am
camping out for the present."
"Why, what's the matter, now?"
"I had a fass with one of the nigger
waiters and knocked him down a couple
or three times."
"What was that for?"
"All on account of a srlasa of milk."
"Was the milk sour?"
"Oh.no: the milk was all sweet and
cool enough, but when I had about fin
ished my glass I found a big coclcroacn
in the milk. I called the nigger's at ten
tion to it and he said :
" 'Cockroach in de milk, sah ! Can't be
1st dar's any roaches in dat milk. Why,
I scooped out four big ones afore I brung
it to yer.' "
"Did vou put your fingers In my mils 7
I inquired, and the nigger said :
"lis, sah, I OKI. hut l washes my
hands eberv niornin .
"When I rebuked him- with a chair
SV ..... ... a
Mrs. Flaniack put in her mouth, and
parking up my extra celluloid collar I
withdrew from the establishment, wun
out even finishing the glass of milk."
Texas fcutings.
ROCK CREEK ITEMS.
Saw mills are running.
Railroad tie-cotters are numerous now
adays.
Miss Gates is teaching the King's Prai
rie school.
Mr. Nicholson has gone to bridge work
near Albany.
Hester & Turnidge are booming the
hop business.
Merrell & White contemplate starting
a tie camp here soon.
Mrs. Harris, one of the early pioneers,
is not expected to live.
The citizens in school district 99 have
built a neat school house.
The work on the new bridge at Don
Smith's crossing is at a stand sull.
Mr. and Mrs. Stout, of Mehama, made
Rock Creek friends a visit recently.
Miss Francis McLean is engaged to
teach the summer school in Dust. 99.
The interstate law, or the fishermen
below, have retarded the salmon run.
J no. Schulta has purchased a farm
and rumors of a wedding are prev
alent.
A Mr. Ramsey, of Kentucky, is pur
chasing timber for the purpose ot carry
ing on an extensive lumber business.
Ores.
During the boundary line controversy
w.rn Maaaachnsetisand Rhode Island
the subject came op at a dinner table in
Washington, ana a wootie astaaa raenoer
of congress, waxing indignant over it ex
i.inA n Rmaior Mawes: "Daws it's
uv . . -
. shame for Uamachusetta to attempt to
. . . i i j
Steal part OI iwuuuo wuu i m wuivuinr
ed shame l" "Dont make so much fuss
it " Nkfjwtjwi Tmw "It we ahoold
steal your whole state it wonld only be
petit larceny, and a jastice of the peace
r .1.1 l 1
THE ALLEGED HUKOHISTS.
"Nothing," write Balzac, "is irre
deemably ngly but sin." Balzac died
without seeing Ben Butler. I Life.
The author who wrote "There is beauty
in extreme old age," probably never
tackled as over-nursed egg. Chicago
Merchant Traveler. :
He "Where are yon going, my pretty
maid r She "I'm going a-milking.
sir," (she said). He "Can I not help
yon. my pretty maid ? She "Yon ean
work the pump-handle, sir," (she said.)
Puck. -f:
First ladv caller "Is your husband at
homer Young wife (playfully) "No;
he has left me for a time.' Second ladv
caller (aside) "And a pretty big one as
usual, 1 suppose. New Haven News.
Next morai nz : ChapDie "Haw. Ch oi
ly, how feel? Cbolly "I mmense .' How
you f Chappie "First clawss. How's
bead?" Choily "Immense." Chappie
"Haw, naturally." UhoUy "Haw."
Life.
Social co-operation : Debutante
"What beautiful china the De Jones
have." Old Stager "Ti rather pretty.
t looked much better at Smythe's last
week, though. Smythe's Mahogny table
rather set it off." Life.
"That man nvo, thara baa mala
S0enty-five per cent, of his fortune from
watered stock." "He looks like a bloated
monopolist. Some railroad magnate, I
suppose 7" "No. He's a milk dealer."
New York Sun.
Mrs. Theodore Caldwell was the recip
ient Saturday of a beautiful floral offer
ing, in commemoration of the advent of
her first-born son, which came to her by
express from Baltimore, Md. Canton
(N. i.) Advertiser.
"Don't you find the people round here
very sociable?" asked Cobwigger of a
new neighbor. "Yes, indeed I do, was
the hearty response. "Unly a moment
ago I met a beggar, .and he held out bis
hand to me." Harper's Bazar.
We are told that all the sixty millions
of people of this country could be put
1 11 . J:
into me state ot lexas witaout crowutug.
in is is because they have a habit in lex
as of suspending persons from trees and
telegraph poles. This makes more room
below.
A letter has just been disentombed in
Pompeii, just where the district messen
ger boy lost it three hundred thousand
years ago. The boy is supposed to be
still alive, and slowly wandering along in
the direction of the house where the let
ter was to be delivered.
De Gilt "Come, MissJPassee, here are
the wraps, and the evening is charming
for a stroll. It will put new color into
your cheeks." Miss Blunt (in a loud
whisper) "xes, do come, dear; you've
worn that shade so long, now, it s getting
noticeable you know."
"Have you 'Hours of Idleness' here?"
the maiden asked, as she sauntered into
the book store. "No, we haven't miss,"
said the youth behind the counter; "the
boss is an old skinflint, and when we
ain't doinst anv business he keeps us
dusting the books."
The Base-ball Fever : Rector (with tre
mendous force) "Do you ask me to be
lieve that even after this shameful treat
ment Jacob was put out " Sport
loving Deacon (waking up suddenly)
'Yes, he was I an' Kelly never d reached
second if " (And the organ played
softly.)
Between Husbands "Say, do you ever
read the letters that are addressed to your
wif-?" (With indignation) "Never!"
"What! you have absolute confidence in
her?" "O, it is not that. I am afraid
I would find something in them that
mijiht be disagreeable for me to know,
and I adore her!" French Fun.
"I ain't much in a city like New York,"
said Col. Blow!, who had been drinking
all the evening at Dumley'a expense,
"but down in the Blue Grass region I am
reckoned a pretty big gun." "Ye", Col.,
said Dunn ley, as he paid for another
round, "you are a big gun, and it costs
something to load you up." New York
Sun.
LITTLE PEOPLE.
Teacher (giving directions for stand
ing! Stand with your heels together,
toes tamed out, making an angle of forty
degrees. This was followed by a look of
bewilderment on one toy's lace. Teacher
Well, Tim, do you know what I mean?
Do von know what a degree i7 f upu
Yes. sir. Teacher What? Pupil Six
ty-nine and one-fourth miles. Boston
Journal.
A little one was seen to gaze fixedly at
the crescent moon, which she detected in
bazv outline early one morning. After
looking fot a moment to satisfy herself
that what she saw was not due to the
workings of fancy, she ran shouting with
lauehter to her mother, and when she
could trust her if to speak, broke out
with, "such a joke on our Heavenly
Father. He forgot to take in His moon
last night r
We have beard of a child whose moth
er sang to her nightly the hymn :
Uuah I my child, lie still and slumber ;
Holy angels guard thy bed.
The mother finally noticed that the little
girl always covered her face lor the night
with the sheet. Iresed to explain this,
she said she "didn't think it fair for the
angels to watch her when she could not
them." Another night she burst eut
with. "Mother, I cannot bear the angels
here anv longer ! They must go out aud
stand in the ral li
ra K PRESIDENT OF THE NEW YORK
STATE SENATE. '
For expediting legislative badness, Edmund
L. Flu, the Freilden; of the Kew York 9taic
Senate, ataad almost without peer. Such a
place as be bold la a xaoet try lag one aa4 rs-
a a tree treat power of esdaraaca. One of Mr.
Pitu' able supporter will be eeea ia hit tet
ter flrea oetow:
Stats or Ksw Toas, Sesats Cbaksss,
- Alat. March 11. isa.
I bare nsea Alloock Faroe Flatter ia aay
family for the past BTe veara, and eaa truthful
ly ear tber are a valuable remedy aa4 effect
Eat cares. 1 weald t be without them. I
ia eeverel iastaseee given some to friends
suffering with week an4 lasae back, aad they
save in variably afforded certain aad speed r r
11a Ju J. Bay cannat set a nurur tommtmama.
Karca i Fitts.
Tts SOZODOXT U wbolewccM tries,
- Tts BOZO IX) NT which pari
The trntatb an4 mooih. and airt Sefiea.
Tie aozor?T frr wbieb we err,
tweet kuG. CXT fr which wa kith,
TU onlv SOZOCOXT we boy.
FCOIf THE DUIFT.
Items More or Leas Funny Caagrkt
Darin? the Week and Coatribnt-
'. sted to fte Statesman. -.
The gentleman wbe purchased a linen
duster for his buggy several days ago,
thinking he would need it, was walking
the streets yesterday trying to give it
away, declaring that "any one who
bought anything but a buffalo robe nntU
the middle of summer in this country
was a dudgasted fool."
A very ' gentle hint was that given to
the trustees of the rniversity. the other
Bight, when a self-appointed committee.
tore down the rackety front steps of - the
building and palled ap the old creaky
pump, to make some needed repairs.
Since the well is without a pump, the stu
dents have unanimously decided to offer
it for sale, or to request who took the
pump to return and take that also.
The other day a mother, who takes
her little daughter to church invariably
on Sunday, was amused to hear her
young hopelul going through the baptis
mal ritual, bhe had captured a stray
thomas cat, and having tilled the bath
tub with water was sousing the helpless
feline under, with the following formula,
doubtless learned at church from sound.
"I baptise thee in the name of the Fath
er, and of the Son, and (quickly docking
the squawling cat) into-the-hole-you-go I"
An Albany boy has reached that age
when the matter of dispensing with his
dresses and putting him in pants is being
gravely considered by his mother. She
was talking over the matter with another
lady the other day, and the little lad
overheard her say something about
Etting a "fly" in his pants. "I wont
ve a fly in my pants!" exclaimed the
boy. "But, my dear, you must," re
monstrated the mother. "Ho, I won't I
If you put a fly in my pants, mamma, I
will sit on it and kill it!"
Several davs azo, one erf the many
budding Websters was spouting awsy in
in a grandiloquent speech of borrowed
eloquence, in the university chapel, be
fore an uneasy audience, and when in the
midst of a very lofty period, be came to
a full stop, his memory having treacher
ously failed him at a critical moment.
Terribly embarrassed, be turned red and
white by turns, stammered, looked help
less, ana finally reaching down into the
depths of a capacious pocket, he pulled
out an ."Orator's Own Manual,' and
holding it up, said "Ladies and gentle
men, if you want to learn the remainder
of my speech, you will find it in this
book," bowed, and left the platform
amid tremendous applause.
EES0LUTI0XS OP RESPECT.
On Thursday evening, Capital Engine
Company, No. 1, adopted the following
preamble and resolutions of respect to
the memory of their lately deceased
brother foreman, Frank D. McDowell :
Frank D. McDowell, who died in this
city on April 3d, 1888, was elected to
membership in Capital Engine Vo., ro.
1,8. F.D., March 2, 1876.
He served as second assistant foreman
for one term following June 3, 1880, and
by unanimous vote of the company at
two successive elections held the office of
first assistant foreman for two years from
June 22, 1881.
At the department election in 1883, he
was the candidate of the company by
unanimous vote, for the otbee of chief
engineer, but failed of election.
Later in the same year having faithful
ly served the allotted period.he received,
at his request, his exempt certificate, as
he was no longer physically equal to the
demands of active service. '
No man in the department was in any
respect a better fireman than Frank D.
McDowell. He was energetic and capa
ble to a degree that commanded the ad
miration 01 our most active rivals. He
shrank from no duty however arduous
or dangerous; and insubordination, the
enemy of good discipline and effective
service, finds no place in the record of
his career as a fireman.
He also knew how to lead, and the
efficiency of the company was always
improved under his official management.
One of the most brilliant victories ever
won by our company was due entirely to
his activity and capability in command:
but it was at the price of his health, and
his untimely taking off wa the result of
his seal in the. gallant duty of saving
property from fire. He was excellent,
not only in our company relations, but
also as a citixen in all the walks of life.
lie it, therefore.
Resolved. That in common with all
classes of the community in which he
grew to manhood, lived, and died, we
deplore the demise of Frank D. McDow
ell, a good citizen, a brave fireman, a
generous friend, and an honest man.
uesotved, mat these resolutions, wun
the preamble, be spread spun a page of
the company record, to be set apart for
that purpose, as a memorial to our de
parted mend.
KespectiuUy submitted,
Ur.o. II. Bcajrarrr,
Chas, B. Mooxcs,
P. IL D'Aacr,
Committee.
INTERVIEWS A DRUG.
A half dozen Congressmen, when once
interviewed properly during a recess of
Congress, can make the country believe
there are a million of them here. They
eater the office of the newspaper corres
pondent at all times of the day or night
and sit for hours waiting to be interviewed,
If the correspondent dues not take the
bint he is given one in terms like this :
"I eaa give you some information
about some political matters yon and
your paper are interested in. How much
space can you give it?
If any encouragement is given thesti'S)-
man he pours out enough to ml a page
of anv ordinary newspaper. The ceneral
bent of .the interviews at this time is to
solidify the rentleman interviewed with
the Administration. Almost any corres
pondent can get a dosen interviews every
day, praising the Administration in gen
eral terms, but no one wants V print
them. The bulk of the statesmen at the
capital nowadays are heavy-weights.
J. L Norton GutwIL mJdlBf at Far Kecka
vay, Qaeewa C. M. T.. was e crippled wltb
Inflammatory tltewmellsin, of tea Ta ata nS
in;, (net he beat to nae a niche. e wee wi
ptwely eared by (skirt tw krpvai Ve y.Js
s vary RltM for ufrtv s Vu, as4 -i auxor
aay wrlitea v personal t,wtt-a.
m dont you wonaY.,
- , 1 ,. "-y A,
awtrem4 Bnelnees SKeai Bnvaalv4
a Ore rretblacaw i
"lathers a fatality amoag oty promi
nent men" is a notation that wa often
ask. It is a question that perplexes ouz
eeaaing meaicat men, and they are at a
loss to know how to answer it.
' We sometimes think that if the physi
cians would give part ot the energy to
the consideration cf this question that
they give to combatting other schools of
practice, it might be satisfactorily
answered.
The flights of "isms' reminds us often
of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that
were only happy when they were anni
hilating each other.
If Allopathy make a discovery that
promisee good to the race, Homoepathy
derides it and breaks down its influence.
If Uomcepathv makes a discovery that
promise to be a boon to the race,
Allopathy attacks it.
It Is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is in their methods
and none in any other.
- Fortunately for the people, the merit
which these "isms" will not recognize,
is recognised by the public, and this
Subtle recognition, taking the form of a
em and npon the medical profession,
eventually compels it to recognise it.
Is it possible that the question has
been answered by shrewd business men?
A prominent man once said to an in
quirer, who asked him bow he got rich.
"I got rich because I did things while
other people were thinking about doing
them." It seems to us that the public
aave recognised what this fatality is,
and how it can be met, while the medi
cal iNrofession have been wrangling about
is.
By a careful examination of insurance
reports we find that there has been a
sharp reform with reference to examin
ations, (and that no man can now get
any amount of insurance who has the
least development of kidney disorder,)
because they find (hat sixty oat of every
hundred in this country do, either di
rectly or indirectly, suffer from kidney
disease. Hence, no reliable company
will insure a man except after s rigid
urinary examination. , . .
This reminds us of a little instance
which occurred a short time ago. A
fellow editor was an applicant for a re
spectable amount of insurance. He was
rejected on examination, because un
known to himself, his kidneys were dis
eased. The shrewd agent, however, did
not give up the case. lie had an eye to
business and to his commission, and
said : "Don't you worry ; you get s half
dosen bottles of Warner's safe cure, take
it according to directions and in about a
month corns around, and we will have
another examination. I know you will
find yourself all right sad will get your
policy."
The editor expressed surprise at the
agent's faith, but the latter replied:
lnis point is a valuable one. very
many insurance agents all over the
country, when thev find a customer re
jected for this cause, give similar advice,
and eventually be gets the insurance."
What are we to inter trom such cir
cumstances? Have shrewd insurance
men, as well as other shrewd business
men, found the secret answer to the in
quiry? Is it possible that our columns
have been proclaiming, in the form of
advertisements, what has proved a bless
ins in disguise to millions, and yet by
many ignored as an advertisement? .
In our files we find thousands of strong
testimonials for Warner's safe cure, no
two alike, which could not exist except
upon a basis of truth ; indeed, they are
published under a guarantee of $5,000 to
anyone who will disprove their correct
ness, and this offer has been standing,
we are told, for more than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which is
simply dealing out justice, will be con
sidered as an advertisement and be re
jected by many as such. .
We have net space nor time to discuss
the proposition that a poor thing could
not succeed to the extent that this great
remedy has succeeded, could not be
come so popular without merit even if
pushed by a Vanderhilt or an As tor.
Hence we take the liberty of telline
our friends that it is a duty that they
owe to themselves to investigate the
matter and reflect carefully, for the state
ments published are subject to the refu
tation of the entire world. Kone have
refuted them : on the contrary hundreds
of thousands have believed them and
E-oved them true, and in believing have
and the highest measure of satisfac
tion, that which money cannot buy, and
money cannot take sway. - v.
Jt"8T WHAT THET ALL SAT.
Hon. D. D. Harnle of Salem. Illinois, ears he
nae lr. Bnaanko's Cough and Laos; Synio in
hi family wltb the moat satisfactory results. In
all eaae of eongbs, colds and croon, end rec
ommends It in particular for the little one.
Sample bottle i cents at Geo. E. Good a.
How's
Your Liver?
Is the Oriental salutation,
knowing that good health
cannot exist without a
healthy Liver. When the
Liver ia torpid the Bow
el are sluggish and con
et:pated, the food lies
in the stomach nndi
trcftted, poisoning the
blood; frequent headache
ensues; a feeling of lassi
tude, despondency and
nervousness indicate how
tliS whole system is de
ranged. Simmons Liver
Regulator has been the
means of restoring more
people to health and
happiness by giving them
a healthy Liver than any
agency known on earth.
It acts with axtraor-
flarypowerandeacacy.
Nma SMECft DISAPPOINTED.
vo oe wnaa) a penm earn tat svu
of the f toawch and Boweta
W. J. UcKutov. Maeon. Oa.
Casssss
CI77TTT' 1 TTTi OfUTT
out it mV:tojnu -
CHetutsede Policed tad , HttrJL !
. fled by the CuUcta Etrzc C
Tot rtenstBT tas fkht -aai talot
trine Humors, for allay Irif Xtcfctaf, Eunu. T
hS jfaftamailon. for earing the sret I
ci anrma, rawri ia, aut bran, mnm t .
femrola and ether, Inherited f n f L 1
DUeeeee. Ccnccaa, tee treat Car, 4
ttrrtcca Soar, an exqnlidte Seta BeaeC' ,
txternaUr.aad Ccncraa Rkoltt. to fc
Stood rariaer, taterwQy, arc Intatlfbls. , , ,
a coMntrrncxntx. - " 4 '4 .
I tiavs suffered all my life enttt skin
r-f different kiwds end have never found
otaaent relief, natO, by the ad vies of a lady toad
i ed year valuable Cmcraa Rsmxiiks.
-ae them a tboroosrb trial, tulnt six bottles of
:he Cmcraa Besolvkkt. two boxes of Ctm
tsa and seres eekeeot Crncce Soar, and la
.eanlterae )ast what I bad been told it woaid.
-e a oomplets enre.
BELLS WADS. KtOEmenc. Ta.
Reference. O.W . Latimer, Dreg 1st, BmbaaneeV
,. ....... SALTlUl'MCClUa.
I eras troubled vitb Salt Kheatn for a somber
of year, so that the skin entirely came oSemm
M my bands from the Soter tape to tbe wrist, I
tried re medtee and doctor' preaeri pilots to ae
onrpoaeaatU I eommeaeed taking Ctmooaa
liRMCDiarand now I am entirely eared.
K. T. PaKKIK, 179 Northampton SU, Boston.
DKCGGISTs KSiOOJRSK THEaC
liars sold a quantity of yoor Cnttears Keta
vdlea. One el my customers, Mrs. Henry Kinta.
bo bad tetter 00 her bands to such an extent
a to eanaetbe akin to peel off, and for eight
.-ears be suffered reU r. w as com pietely cured
iy tbe nss of your medicinea.
CV. NYE, Drug 1st, Canton.Ohto.
ITCHING, SCAXT, PIMPLY.
Tor tbe mat year I have bad a spertee of uhtnr
eraly and pimply humors oa my face to which I
Iirtc applied a great many metbods of treatment
without success, and which was speedily aaa
entirely cured by Ccnccaa.
Mu. Ill Ifl PniLPiL SimBa A.
KO MEDICINE LIKE TH EX.
" hare sold yonrCcnrraaRtntrnes for the
.'fix years, and no medicines on our shelve
r.ve better setUfaction.
C. r. ATUKKTO.V, Bromrist, Albany, K.
Cmcraa Rxwinia are sold everywhere,
rrice, Cvtictba. to cent. fissot.VBirT, 11.00;
Koap, 25 cents. Prepared by tbe Porraa Dace
isn ChkmicaL Co., Boston. Maaa. "Ummtd fMr
lis t Core Skin UUraira."
n TkTTTjrj Pimples, Skla BlemUhes, and
iTlXUlJO.Baby Humors, cored by Coxi
er a a Soar. 7
CATAKltll to CONSUJIPTION.
Catarrh la Its destracUvs tores stands next to
ttid nndonbteflly leads oa to oonmmption. It la
therefore singular that tnose afflicted with tbia
fearful disease should not make It lbs object el
their lives to rid themselves of tt Deceptive
remedies eonoocted by ignorant pretenders to
reedleal knowledge have weakened tbs confl
uence of the great maloilty of sufferer in all
advertised remedies. They become resigned to
a life of misery rather than torture themselves
with doubtful palliatives.
But tbia will never do. Catarrh mast be met
it every stag and combated with all our might.
In many eases the disease has assumed danger
oua symptoms. Tbe bones and cartilage of lh
nose, the organs of hearing, of seeing and tast
ing so affected as to be useless, the uvula eo
elongated, the throat so inflamed and Irritated
as to produce a constant and irritating cough.
Baa ford ' Radical Cure meets every phase of
Catarrh, from a simple head cold to the most
loathsome aad destructive stages, it is local
aad constitutional. Instant in relieving, per
manent In curing, safe, economical and never
tailing.
Each package contains one bottle ot the Rad
ical Cure, one box Catarrhal Solvent, aad an '
improved Inhaler, with treatise; price, 11.
Potter Drug a Chemical Co., Boston.
K AndPwea!l(f
PAINS.
felea. aU-eotM
f J I satlon ever present with those of in
1 i flamed kidneys, weak back and lotus.
1 aaU9 aching btpe and sides, overworked or
worn out by disease, debility or dissipation, are
relieved In one minute and speedily eared by
the Cutleura Antl-Palu Plaster, a new, original,
elegant aad infallible antidote to pain and Lw
nammaUoo. At all druggists, 2s eta.; five let
:i;orof Potter Drug Co., Boston.
mrs. p. d. Mcdowell,
Watchmaker and Jeweler,
221 Commercial street, 8alem.
AfuUllneof
WATCHES and CLOCKS
And Jewelry of every description.
Repairing a Specially.
aCfiP",All work la this line warranted.
ALWAYS CTOKIOUSa,
Every one's dntv Is to not allow tha lirer. the
stomach and the kidneys, three great organs,
to become clogged or torpid, and in time expel
all Impurities of tbe blood. The Oregon Blood
runner, a pnreiy vegetable compound, 1 Toe
Remedy to cure all disease of tbe kidneys aad
liver, also those caused by impure blood, as bll
lousaeaa,eonstlatloa. eick beadacbsjdysnen
sla, screfula, eruptions of tbe skin, rheuma
tism, etc Try it and yon will And ft always
victorious In it battle with disease. Sold every
where. IL00 per bottle. Six bottles for i&OO.
422mM
UBSSBA
SEW
Ull
Carts fastis Cecjlalste. ACrsiiCI
htattj. 17 1L9 IT AIL IZ7ZZU'
0F KJTEnEOT to CIJ
KasyTVor.'V'eakneee er Lose of VesBOry
ananeauyreatored by tbe see of aa eaUreiy
reoWyTlae) Yr StoMM frasa 8aiav t
lab Trnrhi mmm fsal. CSBtJiaa3V4ed.arfaaBl
and teetifnantala. (artrt eealetn. Every y-TS ammlj
Md it. Vt ItAltF THOCI.r J CA. c-a
nVV 0 r tiat srs fretfot vasevisX
f V' cross, or troubled with
Wtody Colic. Telilng- . Pelna, or
Ctomsclt SXaot&sa, eaa b rslisrsi
as one) by tu&ag Acker's Baby Boother.
It cost tains gu Opiam or llorphiae.
bmtf is safe. Price S3 cents. oll W