- fHE OREGON STATESMAN: FRIDAY JANUARY 1687.
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HISTORY OF A CLOCK.
Mn. Henry Garden of this city owns ft
clock which has a remarkable history.
It was made by Jeremiah C. Cleveland,
the president's ancle, on Lucy's Eon,
Clermont coanty, Ohio, threeacore years
ago. Two brothers, both young men,
and ancles of President Cleveland, and
respectively named Jeremiah C. and
Stephen B. Cleveland, settled in Cler-
mont coanty, Ohio. The latter kept!
store at Fidelity, and was for a while m
Eirtnership with Robert Chalfant, the
ther of the beautiful wile of the Hon.
George E. uffb, once the idol of the
Ohio democracy. The other brother,
Jeremiah C. Cleveland, located on Lucy's
Kan, half way between Batavia and
Amelia, and married the daughter of the
pioneer Charles Robinson, and put up a I
clock factory, which he operated to about
1833. He made the woodwork and case
into which be put the works, generally
buying the latter in I"hiladeljhia. The
president's father, who was a Presbyter
ian preacher, had learned when a boy
the trade of clockmaking, and in 1S3.J,
two years before the president was born ,
came to Clermont county, Ohio, and
spent two weeks with his brother, during
which visit he helped his brother Jerry
finish up half a dozen of these "wall
sweepn," or "Virginia tickers," as some
call them. Mrs. Garden's is one of those
old-fashioned "grandfather's clocks," and
is seven feet and eight inches high. It
was bought in Cincinnati, where Jere
miah C. Cleveland had out a dozen of
them for sale in May, 182,, and of which
it was one, for t5 in silver, by James
Earl, late of Wea township, and is now
sixty-one years old. It " was brought
from Cincinnati to Lafayette by way of
the Ohio and WabaHii rivers, at that
time there being no railroad in this
country. At one time a man named
Babcock offered Mr. Karl eighty acres of
land for his clock. This land is now
owned by Rone Kirkpatric-k, of Wea
township, and is worth f.7,000 or f. 3,000.
This clock has kept the time for over
half a century, and is still in good repair.
.'Lafayette, Ind., Letter.
A MILLIONAIRE FOR A DAY.
A shoemaker's family natiutd Cham-
pagne, living in St. Louis, were badly
I taken in last week by a well-dressed old
I man
who claimed to e Mrs. t'ham-
i pagne's father,
who disappeared forty
years ago when she was a baby. He
tol 1 her that he was worth $.3,000,000,
that he had never married again and
that she, his only child, should roll in
luxury to the rest of her days. She was
delighted, of courxe, and her husband
was so tickled over his future proHjiecta
that he cloned up his aliotuhop and would
not finish the work he had on hand.
Th nl.l man aiviifontullv ilixiiivorn.1 flint
I tie had loot his pocket-bouk, and as the
I banks were closed and he needed a few
dollars that night Mr. Champagne in
f Mated upon his accepting $15 from him,
and before the millionaire left they had
also prevailed upon him to take an old
watch that had been in the family for
vears, and a pair of extra fine hoots made
! by Mr. Champagne himself. The shoe
maker was the happiest man in the city
and called in his neighttors and invited
: them to help themselves to what they
could find. He was a millionaire now
and would have no further use for such
thintrs. He expected alxo to make each
of his neighbors a present of a house and
lot. That was yesterday. To-day he
- discovered bis mistake and is now hunt
ling for the swindler. If he finds the
Jrogue he promises the public a first-class
sensation.
WEARING A HAT IN ARKANSAS.
An appeal in a rather eculiar case has
just gone before the supreme court of
Arkansas. John Ilojrworth of Washing
ton came to little Rock some time ago
I and entered into business. Recently he
jr went back to his native village, having
replaced his slouch hat for rather a high
crowned derby. When his companions
ef hi youth saw him wearing the hat
they provided tlwmselves with bean
shm. ttrs and began to shoot holes through
it. Finally one buckshot ranging a trifle
loo low pioweil a turrow across me top
of John's head. Rogrowth had tlte fel
low arraigned before a justice of the
peace.
'Is that the hat you wore?" the justice
asked.
"Yes sir."
"And the buckshot that made this hole
is the one that plowed you, eh?"
"Yes, your honor."
The justice, after a few moments' reflec
tion, said :
"It is the opinion of this court that the
plaintiff in this case laid himself liable.
and that had he not pulled the hat down
so far the buckshot would have simply
xone inrougn uie uai wiuioui imung
. 1 1 . 1 l . ..1 A 1 ' . . '
him."
Anapealto the circuit court resulted
in a confirmation of the decision of the
court below, and then an appeal to the
supreme court was taken. The final re-
ftnlt ia atK-aittt.1 with m llVi intartift
Arkansas Traveller.
voice andTier CHARMS.
Among the charms of Venice is her
Rapacity for absorbing and subordinating
(everything to her own beauty, and har
! moniring with herself the meanest and
commonest of her surroundings. When
I I was last in Venice, two or three years
ago. that dreadful aquatic abomination,
I a steam launch, bad just made its ap-
i pearaiice on the urand Canal. I can
I hear it in my imagination now pant ing
I and puffing, clacking and sputtering and
I snorting, but 1 have no uoubt that when
i I return to the beloved city I shall find
that something has been done by the in-
mble influence of emce herself to
soften and refine and take off the rough
edges of the steam launch. Extinguish
the fires of this paltry little boiler, dis
mantle it and haul it op high and dry
nto a Venetian boat-builder's yard, and
really think that in process of time
coarse cockney cralt would saner a "sea
.hange" and tarn into a gondola. I con
'end that Venice has the power of mak
-ig the commonest things picturesque
&d poetic That railway bridge over
he lagoons is not like any other railway
.nidge that 1 am aware of. It extorted
admiration once, about tweuty years ago,
rom an English commercial traveler in
he bristles line of business. George
uguatus Sala.
CHIEOSOPHY.
It was cold and bleak without, bat
warm and bright within. They sat aide
by tide near the glowing grate, and
watched the flickering firelight, as it
danced among the bric-a-brac on the
tables. They were both in deep thought, i
and no sound was heard save the sisfhinar I
of the wind among the trees in the orch
ard and the measured tick of the ormolu
clock which rested on a bracket against
the opposite wall, and over which was
suspended a snow shovel covered with
violet velvet and trimmed with pink
satin ribbons.
"It was not an hour nor a scene for aught
But love and calm delight."
The youth was manly in appearance and
the maiden a vision of beanty, and judg
ing from their attitude ana adjacency
they were loyers. Suddenly the maiden
broke the silence, the poetic silence :
"Have you heard of this new science
called chirosophy?" she asked, intones
sweeter than the musical tinkling of a
stiver Dell.
"I have, darling." he answered, in ac
cents of ineffable tendernes" ; "not only
nearu ot it, out have given it considera
ble study."
"Dear me!" exclaimed the maiden.
"I am surprised. You have studied
chirosophy? .Then perhaps you will
give me some Instruction in the science?"
"Certainly, ray own. Pleaw let me
have your hand."
"Oh, George!" murmured the maiden,
overwhelmed with confusion, and crim
son with blushes; "this is so sudden."
"What is so sudden?" the youth asked
in surprise.
"Your asking for my hand," tremb
lingly responded the maiden. "But
there what can I do bat refer you to
a, and believe me dearest, you need
ave no fear of the result. He will cer
tainly consent to my becoming your
wife." ,
Then throwing herelf on the neck of
her lover, the maiden gave vent to her
emotions in a flood of happy tears.
Let us draw the curtain over this
affecting scene. Boston Courier.
HOW TO CREATE A BOOM.
Every little town and hamlet, every
mining camp and postoffice in Northern
California must wake up and be at work,
if they want to be ahead of the times.
Organize promptly, and take steps by
judicious advertising to make known the
merits of your own locality. Don't wait
for the adjoining town or the next camp
to boom things for you.
If you have some good quartz ledges
or paying gravel mines, join heartily in a
movement to let the world know it.
If you can produce good apples and
pears and prunes, publinh it all.
II your section is adapted to fine era pes.
or olives or nuts, let every man who is
looking lor land know the true facts.
Don't wait for some one else to reap
all the benefit of the coming land boom,
but take hold in good earnest and make
tilings hum in vour own home.
Above all don't sell all your land to
enrich some one else, but plant a part of
it to oranges, olives, lemons, ngs, nuts,
grapes, or whatever it is best adapted to,
and then sell off what you can't use to
advantage. Tins is the true way to boom
your own section. (Oroville Register.
THE POPE'S BUDGET.
Cardinal Theodoli, master of the Pope's
household, has laid before his master
the budget of the Vatican for 1S37. The
fixed income is 108,000, derived from
the capital left by Pius IX., and deposit
ed with English banking houses. An
other 400,0u) are derived from rents,
and further tj00,000 are calculated to
come from the St. Peter's pence. The
expenses being calculated at 320,000,
there wonld lie a deficit of 40,000. In
prospect of the expense of the approach
ing exhibition in the Vatican, the Pope
has decided that he will take nothing
from the patrimony left by Pi as IX., and
has therefore crossed out various proposed
expenditures, among which is that for
the contraction of a new disciplinarian
prison. From the present one there es
caped the other day a Swiss guard who
was undergoing a term of twenty days
The day after he was found crouchini
under a staircase in the pojie's palace.
London Telegraph.
WHICH ONE?"
A husband who is fond of his own lit
tle girl, and has been in the habit of cul
tivating her acquaintance and taking an
interest in Ver knowledge when he got
home in the afternoon, left town for a
few days. When he cot back he took
his pet on his knee and proceeded as lot
lows:
"IVj you know how many command
ments there are, darling?"
"Oh, yes, papa; nine."
"No, no, dear: there are ten."
"Ah, there used to lie, but nurse says
mamma broke one while you was away."
New ork Star.
KEEP IT DARK.
Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan are re
hearsing their new piece with much
assiduity. The greatest secrecy prevails.
No outsider's presence is allowed in any
part of the theatre. If but a chink be
a warning shoot is raised at once until
that door is closed. When the performers
have occasion to accost one another dor-
inz rehearsal, they do so as A. B. and C.
So srreat is the fear of piracy that even
the actors themselves do not know the
name of the play, nor the names of the
characters they are severally engaged to
represent. Pall Mall Gazette.
IT CAME TO HIS EARS.
A church quarrel in Texas got into the
courts. A member of the congregation
was pat on the witness stand.
"Did anything connected with the row
come to your ears?"
"Yes, your honor, something con
nected, with this row did come to my
ears."
"What was it?
"My wife's right hand. She boxed
both my ears for saying that I thought
the preacher was to blame,' Texas
Siftings.
BEATS PALXISTKY.
"Palmistry is the new art, I understand,
for, delineating character," remarked s
smart young detective the other day to
are porter of the Chicago News, "or rather,
it is a very old one revived, bat for oar
business the hands dont show half so
much character as the feet. In foot gear,
if the subject be properly studied, there
will be found more to indicate the char
acter of the wearer than most people
have any idea of. It's quite an easy
matter for a man to disguise his facial
appearance ; it may be done by dyeing
the hair or beard, or by cutting off the
hair close, or Shave the head, or by wear
ing it in a different style ; but a man old
enough to wear a beard can never dis
guise his walk. He cant destroy the
conformation of his feet, and if he has a
tendency to ran his shoes down at the
heel it s an invaluable piece of informa
tion to the detective who wants him.
Just to illustrate bow this works 111 tell
yoa a story.
"ot a great wmie ago l received a
tintype picture of a man who was wanted
in the east. It was a very bad picture ;
part of the face was blurred, and only
the eyes and nose were visible with dis
tinctness and character enough to make
it a comparatively easy matter o pick
out our man should we ever meet him.
His clothing was well pictured, and its
style, cut, and finish gave us an idea as
to where we might expect to run across
such a fellow. The clothing was nothing
if not flashy, and we concluded it would
be the style of dress a small-fry gambler
would hanker after. We went to a
gamb . I forgot there was no gambling
houses open in Chicago, but we went to
a place, and pretty soon we met a young
man who looked exactly use me party
we wanted. We were just about to take
hold of him. when his double, a man
having his features, the color of his hair
and eyes, turned up, and for an instant
we didn t know wliat to do.
"Either one of those two men might
have been taken for the original of the
tintype, and we didn't know which was
which. From their shoulders up the
resemblance was astonishing but it ended
there. The utmost difference in their
appearance was noted when the men
commenced to stir about. One man was
a waiter bv occupation, and we observed
that one of the men while walking strode
on boldly, putting out one foot in front
of the other in almost two straight lines,
while the other fellow toed out, and when
he walked it was, apparently, as much
as he could do to keep his heels from
striking together. My partner looked at
him a moment and said : 'That is the
writer.
" 'How do you know?' I asked."
" "S how hn walks.' was the renlv.
'He puts out each foot sideways as if he
was going to get tripped on account ot
his long apron. Nearly all waiters toe
out because of their long aprons. He's
got the walk, and that's our man.'
"Well, it turned out to lie true. He
was our man, and it was the simple mat
ter of his style of walk, due to the con
formation of his feet, that led to his ar
rest. We got him just in time, as he
bad made a big winni 1 mean he had
considerable money with him and he
had decided to leave ton at once. Mow,
that was a clear case in proof of the
haracter that is manifested in feet and
in foot gear, both shoes and boots. He
walked with his toes turned out far out
and we know that a man with an apron
in front of him reaching to the bottom of
his trousers naturally walks so that he
strikes each foot against the farthest
side of the apron, thus to prevent its trip
ping htm up. Teamsters, or those of
them who wear long rubber coats, do the
same thing. Sometimes the character of
a man's thoughts can be pretty nearly
determined by the way in which he
walks when his mind is busy. Thieves
and foxy people in general walk very
much like a cat. I know a well-known
rbattle mortgage fiend down-town. The
fellow is a regular shark. He is abso
lutely merciless in his dealings with un
fortunate ieople, but he is one of the
most suave rogues that ever escaped the
penitentiary.
"But there is just as much character
in boots and shoes as there is in the feet
that wear them. It's a common lielief
that a big foot is a sure sign of good na
ture. My observation goes to show it's
a sign of a very coarse nature. Then
there is the long, slender shoe of the ner
vous crank anil the short, wide boot of
the pig-headed individual who is just as
much a crank. Ixk at the sandals worn
by the Chinese, don't they suggest feeble
intellect? Then think of the old wooden
shoes worn by the old country peasants ;
ain't they perfectly well adapted to the
rough work out of doors? And see, too.
the moccasins of tlte Indian ; what better
would suit his peculiar needs?"
"Oli, yes, there is a good deal of char
acter in boots and shoes, especially if
they are old ones. ew l ork Sun.
GUARANTEED TO POP.
She was a bright, attractive-looking
widow, and the stiffness had not yet
departed from her weeds. Accompanied
by her only son, she had visited the
market to make some Christmas. Among
them were half a dozen ears of corn.
with which to leguile the winter hours
in front of the grate.
"Now we will have to get a popper,
mamma,' said the young hopeful.
"Yes, ray son," was the reply, accom
panied by a merrv twinkle, "and I will
see that yoa get one before the winter is
over, too." .
OVERDRAWN BA5K ACCOUNTS.
When a man has overdrawn his bank
account and finally comes to the window,
after the longest delay possible, I know
what he's going to say, and breathe the
word "chestnut" to myself in an under
tone. "I am surprised," he remarks
"Had no idea I had overdrawn." If I
believed every man who said this I would
naturally conclude that the business men
of a large city did not know what they
were doing with their money. Are thev
prom et in paring overdrafts ? Not at all.
When a man who has received notice
that he has overdrawn comes in the same
dar to balance it. I call him nromrjt and
tell him so. Very often ' we nave to jog
man's memory, or he would forget it
I lor a year.
Fresh oysters sixty eeau a enart at
Strong's. - i-S IX
THE OLD COSE.
The. memories of the old home are
sacred and sweet to those who leave it,
bat oppressive to those who remain.
Ibis is the room-that father died in,
there is the room that mother died in,
here is the room that sister died In, and
just across the ball is where brother died.
It is bat a step to their graves. All
about the home are the places made
sacred bv their remembered words and
deeds. The old hickory cane, the old
yard gate, the old half bushel, the old
arm chair, the old apple tree, the old
oaken backet, the old barn, the old path
to the meadow, the old creek and the old
bridge recall
The touch of a vanished hand
And the sound of s voice that is still.
The old hearthstone, how oppressive
its memories are I Is it any wonder the
sons and daughters who cling to all these
old things and walk and live among them
day by day and hoar by hoar grow mor
bid and gloomy, and at last Insane 7
Every old home has a history still sad
der and more romantic and more depress
ing. A, some time, in some generation,
there were heart burnings, separations
worse than death, awful catastropbies,
skeletons in the closet known to the in
mates, bat not for heaven's sake breathed
to the world. Every room is haunted.
There is no room where the nervous vis
itor, if he knew its history, could lie down
and sleep an hoar in the longest winter
night.
All these things make the inmates feel
that they are "queer" and odd from other
people. They dimly know, but cannot
fully realize, that .all the closets hi the
old homes are rattling with skeletons.
The soul is turned in itself, and feeds
on itself until it dies or worse than dies.
It dies of a gluttony of gloom. It starves
on monotony. And so the old counties
and the old states, as every statistician
testifies, fill their lunatic asylums, and
swarm with home kept lunatics as they
do with rats.
Man was not made to rest on the oars
pulled by his fathers. He is not built
that way. tHe must grow or perish. He
must move about amid new scenes and
new faces. If he does not, even the fresh
air of the country will not save him ; and
certainly not the country air, which is
not Iresb.
AH this seems painful, but the painful
as well as the agreeable is often true,
and it is then better to face it. In the
long run it is not painful. For it is bet
ter to move onward and upward, that the
generation which is formed to rest may
rest on a high plane. Des Monies
Leader.
BERLY AND BERTIE.
"Hush 1 Not another word."
Regally beautiful was Beryl Clearside
as she stood beside Bertie Cecil in the
brilliantly lighted parlors of her father's
Prairie avenue residence that October
night, when the glorious harvest moon
hung low in the western sky, and the
base ball championship lay buried in the
dim vista of an unknown to-morrow.
She had been singing for him a man to
whom she had given her heart such a lit
tle time ago in the soft June days when
the kissing zephyrs of a Chicago summer
had blown a week's washing off the line
and her ice cream campaign dress, a soft
robe of purest white, which hang to her
Diana-hke form in graceful folds, has
sailed away into the great unknown.
At first she had sung gay verses, the
sparkling harmony rippling from her lips
in a cascade of melody that held Bertie
Cecil spell bound at her art, but after a
lttle it seemed as though the girl s mood
had changed, for when her fingers had
wandered idly over the key board of the
instrument for a moment she had bent
her queenly head forward a little, and
there came to Bertie Cecil's ear the words
of the old Scotch ballad :
When the cows come home,
When the cows come home,
Meet me, darling, in the gloaming,
. When the cows come home.
It was at the conclusion of the last
stanza that Bervl had risen from the
piano and moved toward the conserva
tory. "Siieaking of tows,'.' said Bertie in his
rich, manly voice, whose every tone
thrilled Beryl's whole being, so madly
did she love him. "reminds me of pleuro
pneumonia, and it seemed to me, sweet
heart, that you, too, are in danger of
catching cold : yon seem "
It was then that the words with which
this chapter opens were sken.
"But why may I not speak?" he con
tinued. "Why may I not say to the one
who is all the world to me words which
may save her from suffering?"
"There is no need of caution," replied
Beryl, speaking in low, firm tones.
"liut vou may not know, lie contin
ue 1. "Perhaiis you are not "
"Believe me," said Beryl, "there is no
danger ; none whatever."
"But why?"
The faint suffusion of a blush passed
like a wave across the girl's beautiful
face, as she leaned trustfully over Bertie
and said in low, melting tones :
"I am wearing my liver pad." Chi
cago News.
A COOL COMMANDER.
Many things of general interest migbt
be referred to, and some of the anec
dotes concerning Colonel Thomas must
be quoted, as showing the qualities
which made him a good general. He
was brave to excess, and always in front
of bis men. At B island, where the regi
ment bad to support a battery the most
trying duty required of a soldier, as he
has only to stand under fire, hoar after
hoar, and wait Colonel Thomas, upon
his horse, kept the front alone, riding
back and forth, and shouting such words
as "Steady! Stand firm! Remember
old Vermont is looking at you ! Steady,
old Vermont !" Once, to his saying that
Vermont wss looking at them, one man
replied: "Hope Vermont won't see us
in such a scrape again!' which raised a
langh along the line and helped more
than the sternest command would have
done to keep the hoys in countenance.
At another point, "where some white
face showed the need of a little more
grit," Colonel Thomas said, as the shot
tore into the earth : "This reminds me of
owing marrow-fat peas np in old Ver-
mvnu
awd woxex unn nixm
Who rise ajaireshed. feel languid through the
day, baveUttle appetite, and whoa face
libit a osJlow tint, are m the short root la to
grave. Calsee they eaa efleet a radical change
fa their condition they will not reach old age.
tavtgucsttom is las omly m aiof thatr pbyie
al aal ration. Cpoa Hotueri Stomack Biaan
tkey eaa rlT to famish Utm with the ataialna
w&ica is a prereqalstt ot boalia, aa to remove
that prim eaaso cf enauaaod debility, tndire
tioa aad aoa inlailmoi of tbo food. Wo
eiaao those cum aa ooo, alaoe they are lotnt
fatxtioos ot OB err, the stomach. ehteSy.
Bnlit ep aad rehabilitated with thi laberb re
storative of vtoe, the system may bid deSaaee
to malaria, rheumatism, bladder aad kidney
diseases, and other maiadle proa to attack the
ea foe bled. The Bitten not only afford a safe
guard acainst disease of a virulent type, but
effects a prompt reform la the eondluoa of s
drovir ot disordered llTr and Irregular bow-
ADTICX TO K0TEXXS. .
are yoa disturbed staifht aad broken of year
rest by eaick ehild rufierlnf; and erring with
pain ot euttlnf teeth? Una, send atoooe aad
tet a bottle of the Wlaalowt Soothimf Syrup for
Children's Teething. Ka value la laeateulabJu
It win relieve the poor little sufferor lmmedi
stelv. Depend epos, tt, mothers, there U ae
mistake about it. M eurua dtoeatery and dlarr
hoea, regulates the stomach and boweav emres
wind eolie, softens the (wmaodooea lnflama
(too. and gives tone and energy tp the whole
system. Mrs. WlnsloWs Boothtnr flyru for
Children's Teething la pleasant to the taste, and
Is the prescription of one of the oldeetaod bast
female sums aad physicians in the United
States, and ia for stUe by all dmrrlsta through?
the World, f rice eents a bottle.
CUKE rOB FIXES.
Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of
weight in the back, loins and lower part ef the
abdomen, causing the patteot to suppose he baa
some affection of the kidneys or neighboring
organs. At times symptoms of Indigestion are
present, flatulency, uneasiness of the stomach,
ete. A moisture, like perspiration, producing
a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm,
it common attendant. Blind, Weeding and
itching piles yield at once to the application, of
Dr. Bonsanao's Pile Remedy, which acta direct
ly upon the pans effected, absorbing the tumors,
allaying the Intense itchtifg.aad effecting a per
manent cure. Price M cents. Address, the Dr.
Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, O. Sold by Geo.
E. Qeod.
BOW TO 8KCUBE HEALTH.
ScorlU's Sarsaparilla and 8tllllngia or Blood
and Llrer Syrup will restore perfect health to
the physical organisation. It Is, Indeed, a
strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and has
often proven itself to be the best blood purifier
ever discovered, effectually eating scrofula,
syphilitic disorders, weakness of the kidneys,
erysipelas, malaria, all nervous disorders and
debility, billons complaints, and all diseases
indicating an impure condition of the blood,
liver, kidneys, stomach, ete. It corrects indi
gestion, especially when the complaint la of an
exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen
the vigor of the brain and nervous system.
IS TOUR BLOOD PURE?
For Impure blood the best medicine known,
8COV1LL H 8AKSAPAKILLA. or BLOOD AND
L1VKK SYRUP, may be implicitly relied on
when everything else fails. Take it in the spring
time, especially for the Impure secretions of
the bleod Incident to that season of the year;
and take It at all times for Cancer, Scrofula,
Llrer Complaints. Weakness, Bolls, Tumors,
Swellings, skin diseases. Malaria, and the thou
sand Ills that come from Impure blood. To en
sure a cheerful disposition take this well
known medicine, which will remove the prime
canne. and restore the mind te Its natural equi
librium. MKWICAL TESTIMONY.
100 WT 49th STBtrr.
' New York, Juke , 1&33.
ITsring In the eonme of a large practice e
teniiively used Ailcock's Porous Plasters In the
various disease and conditions of the lungs
and pletira, and always with success, I recom
mend their use in the most aggravating disease.
Summer Catarrh, or Hay Fever; strips of Plas
ter applied orer the throat and chest will afford
great relief from the choking tickling in the
throat, wheezing, shortness of breath, and
pains In the chest
R-McCoamca. M. D.
NERVOUS DEBILITATED MEN.
Ton are allowed a free trial of thirty day of
the use of Dr. Dye's Ce'ebrated Voltaic Belt
with electric sunpeasory appliance, for the
speeay renei ana permanent cure of ner
vous debility, loaa of vitality and manhood,
and all kindred troubles. Also, for many other
diseases. Complete restoration to health, rigor
and manhood guaranteed. No risk I Incurred
illustrates pamphlet, with full information.
terms, etc mailed free by addressing Voltaio
xxsn io., atarsaau. sticnigan.
WHT WILL rOU DIE ?
SooTill's Sarsaparilta or Blood and Liver
Syrup for the cure of Scrofulous- taint. Kheu-
fnatUmJWhlte Swelling, Gout, Goitre, Consump
tion. Bronchitis. Nervous debility, Malarla,and
all other diseanes arising from an Impure con
dition of the blood. Certificate can be presen
ted from many leading physicians, ministers,
ana neans ot rsmtiies tnrongnoct tne lana, en
dorsing Hoovill s Blood and Liver Syrup. We
are constantly In receipt of certificates of cures
from the mont reliable sources, and we recom
mend it as the bent known remedy for the eure
of the abore named diseases.
INFLAMATION OF TNE KIDNEYS.
Hon. Rdward A. Moore. Member of Assembly
from Richmond county. New York, writes:
"Home two years sgo f was taken with inflam
mation of the kidneys. The pain was Intense
I applied ss soon as powlble sn Alloock's Poms
Plaster over each kidney. Wonderful to sat
the pain and loflamaiion began to abate In three
hours. In two days I was entirely cured. I al
ways tske great pleasure In recommending All
ocs Plasters; they are certainly the bent as
ternal remedy known. I used them as chest
protectors, and fonnd them moit efficient"
AN I'NrAILIKO REMEDY.
Frandreth's Pins core dyspepsia, or Indiges
tion, headache, pain In the shoulders, coughs,
tightness of the cheat, aisziness, soar stomach,
bad taste In the month, bilious attacks, palpita
tion of the heart lnflsmrastlon of the lungs.
Pain in the region of the kidneys, and a hun
dred other painful symptoms are the offspring
of dyspepsia. One or two PUls every night for
a wees are sumcient.
Used two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm aad It
has cured me completely of catarrh. I bad
this complaint sevenyears and eouidnt get any-
iryng 10 uo me any goon oemre aiy s t.resm
naim enrea me souna ana well, i wui warrant
It to be a sure cure for tboe disease, as is rec
ommended. If parties donbl this let them
write to i.ie and I will answer them. Chaa. W.
CrglU. G:t Eastern Mine.QueroevlKe, Mono
"fllmmi.in Liver Regulator has done me more
food than ail the physic I ever took, I suffered
rora Indigestion for the last Ave years, at last I
was induo-d to try the Regulator by Dr Thoa.
Msson, stid it en red me. I am a painter by trade
and snffe-ed -lth lead enlic; since taking the
Kegnlaew I l- not suffer at all. A. P. TsiroD,
Master Paint, r, Macon, Ga."
THE BOTTOM Or THE SEA.
Yields no -.rls that can exceed In beauty
teeth whiu-u-1 and cleaned with that Incom
parable dii- frice. the fragrant SOZODuNT.
Nor Is coral t ier than the gums in which such
teeth are sK so the ladies say, wbe are the
best judges In such matters.
JUMT WHAT THEY ALL SAT.
Hon. P. P. ltsynle of Salem, Illinois, says he
uses Dr. Binar.ko's Couch and Lung Syrup in
his family wl-.b the mot satisfactory results, la
all cases of o-ighs. colds and eroup, and rec
ommends it in parucniar for the iitue onea.
Sample botUe i cents at Geo. E. Good's.
J. U Norton Carroll, residing at Far Kocka
way. Q-ieeni Co., X. Y.. waa so crippled with
inflammatory rneumattsm. ot ten years' sun a
Ing. that be had to use crutches. Us was com
pletely cured by taking two Brand reth's pills
every night for thirty nighta, aad will answer
any written or personal Inquiries.
For all forma of nasal catarrh where there la
dryness of the air passage with what la com
monly "stuffing ap, especially when going to
bed, Ely's Cream Balm gives perfect aad Im
mediate relief. Its benefit to me baa bees price
leas. A. G Chase. M. D-. Millwood, Kansas.
LITER PILLS.
Use Dr. Genu's Improved liver Pills for sal
low complexion, pimples on the lace and bil
toeaneae. Waver sickens or gripes. Only one
for a dose. Samples free at Geo. X. Good's.
ML
LtEBIQ
dry ryy.
O PrlTtete
lal
CwaducUdbyeuaUHedph'
elans and eargoone csreT
grad nates.
L r euw aTXClxas
1ST la the Catted Staaea, when
ura-bone xperienoe, pas is U
method and pure medielne, ba
aure speedy and permanent
crags of all Private, Ghr-e
and Karroos Pisces aa. A
tiona of the Blood, Sal a, L
eye, Lladder, Xruptiona. ,
cere, Old Sores, Swblum ef
the Gi-aapa. Sore Mouth, Three
and Boos rains, permanent
cured and eradicated trom Ue
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f-g NERVOUS
I "" seminal losses, sexual deem;
I SI . ..1 A ,kMti.l ,nil
arstem fob Lira.
rteniHZT.
tsppoteoey
oat aeoav.
mental ana physical '
tailing memory, wsas Jv
stunted development, Uaped
BentB to marriage, ete, frees
exoaesee ef youthful tollies, e
any cause, speedily, aaiely asm
privately eared, .
Yemac Hiddleagwd aad Old Heal .
and a tx who need argotcaa irat and expect
ence should consult the old European Physicier
at once. Bis opinion eosts tMrthinf and asajj
aavs future misery and shame. When lneoss
vealent to visit the city for treatment, medieaea
can be seat anywhere by express rasa rnoat
oasaa VAtioa. It la sell-evident that s phyitclna
who rives hla wholb attention to a class of dla
throughout the country, knowing this, freque-
attains a i eater uiu, pnywua
iv recommend difficult cases w tne oldest an
tausr, by whom every known good remedy
used. The Doctor's Ar and Experience ma
bis opinion of supreme unportanos.
CCy Those who call see no one bnt tha D0e
tor. Consultations free, and sacredly coara.
Mwrat, Cases which have tailed la obtaining
relief elsewhere especially, solicited. Female
diseases success fully treated. The Doctor wta
agree vo forfeit fJlOOO for a ease endsrtaksst,
not eared. Caller write. Hours: Dally, trees
lam.to4p.rn., toS eveniarsi Sundays,
to is only. Sand for the SasiTaaisr Goioa t
Bbaitbi but rax a. Address as aboos.
t&- The services of tbs eelebretsd old Oct
manPhyslclan, DR. O. GIBAHD, from Straoa
burs, have been secured at the LI I BIO ElaV
PESSARY. His fame as a specialist for dlseaaee
f men la universally known, aad hundredssaw
daily availing themselves of the opportunity ef
free consoltaUoo, personally or by letter, la til
UngBagas.
DR. LIEBIOW !
Wonderful Genua Invigorater
Permanently prevents an Unaatnral Loaaae
from the system, tones the aervea, strengthens
the muscles, checks the waste. In rl go rates the
whole system, and restores the afflicted to HeafcaY
and Happtneee,
f"fv- The reason so many cannot get eared et
Seminal Weakness, Lose of Manhood, etc. Is
owing to a implication, called PROSTATOhV
EHE A with HTJERAKTHESIA, which requires
peculiar treatment. Dr. Lierlfa Invlgorator is
ths only positive curs tor KOSTATORBHJt A,
with peculiar Special Treatment, used at the
LIXSia DiaPENdAKT.
VARICOOELR v
Or wormy velna of the scrotum. Often theua
suspected cause of lost manhood, debility, ete.
Prtee of Invlgorator, St. Case of aia bee,
lleeSlO. Sent to any addrsaa, covered aecurly
(roda observation.
Most powerful electric belts free to patient.
To Pbctb the WovDsaroi, Poweb or tas U
V1GOKATOR, A $S Dottle Olvea Seat tVsa
Consultation free aad prlvnsa,
Call on or add reus
LLKBIO DISPENSARY,
400 Geary at, San Fraucisoe.
Private Entrance, 406 Masoa street, four blocks
op Geary street from Kearny Main entrance
through Dispensary Drug Store felt
-AFTER
fJsctric Apsfiaacsi art taut oa 39 Diyt Trial
TO MEM ONLY, YOUMO 02 OLD,
YYTHO are sag w lag fiuis trswenos Dbscutv,
Y Lost Vitality, Lacs or Pssrs Fuare aa
Vmob, Wastum WaaKSsssae. aee all those diseases
ef a Pass nasi. Msrvas ranltlag fivm Ascsas sa4
Orasa dnsa. Speedy rallet aa4 swatptota rn
rattoae Haai.TS.ViaoB aad KUseooeuuaaa rrss.
I The graadast discovery the KlaataaaU Osamiy.
Sof a oaoa tor liiestratad PampfaJart tras. address
r YllTall tltT CO., BUtHAll, WICi.
Catarrh
-KLY'H
Cream llaiir
;rt, rullrf alcwC
tnd enrts
COM) in HEAD,
CATAKUH,
hay ri: VXSat.
Not a liquid, snuff
wjx'Wder. Free from
HAY-FEVER c
olurlirfu drugs and
ofleo'ire odors.
A partible l applied into esch noatrll and le
agreeable. Price AO cents at druggists; by mail
registered, AO cents: circulars free. Sly liros
drurrl't Owcro, V. V.
' - rci rtaals Ccsplalstj. A 9rut lUaty
0" INTEREST LIEU
Vanly Wor, WMiknraa or Loss of Jf emory pas.
manenuy rtatond by the use of aa entirely new
imrdy.Tlse Yerba Sastta from Spain. Kpaiw
Uh Trochees never tail. Oar illustrated. Si page book
sad leeumonlahi, Csent eeeletf). Rvery man ehoakf
read it VO OHAKV TROCHEE C4A, rnl
OV Pstr hi I'Uuw, aWar s eek, a 1X8
X rAroa Blood Elixir Is the eoly
t- Blood Beroedy enaran
teed. It Is a jxarftlve care for Ulcers, Ernjv
tioas or Syphilitic Poisoning. It purifies t&a
whole system, and banishes all Rhcnmatte
aad Kearalgio pains. We guarantee it.
Sold by Geo. E. Good, drojsgist.
NOTICE. MONET TO IX) AX. I HAVE FROM
one to four thousand dollars to loaa eaa
good Marion county farm security. Enquire oft
the undersigned or Ramsey A Bingham, Saleav
laiO-lm . HEN MY OlicHLAGEK.
TAKES CP. ONE LARGE BLACK BERK
shire boar, with one long tuak, ths other
tusk broken. Owner by proving property sad
paying for this notice, can havs same.
12 if-a JQHM BAKER.
1 KICK HOUSE AWD LOT IN THS CEJfTER
A of Salem, desirable location, for sale; tauxX.
laautre of Dr. Oolacn. SIS Libert v street. Salem.
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