i f - f 1 p. ilk nil loT P II ( ifli! p m s it VOL. 18. OREGON CITY, OREGON, THURSDAY JULY 5, 1883. NO. 35. THfc KNTKltPIUSK OB.N MOCK, K'lltar a Nil lrirllur. Term.af Nuli.rr itli. lairl. Copy, nn f, In ailvtiit.,., klul. (,'o.y, K mntiUi. m auv.iiio Trrm. f Ail ri..il.lii, ' Tran.lanl 4ilvriimiita, ln"linllii ayy"'rl Kin lit , ( r 'ii.r.'iii iwnha ttt " .... ..., far muii utiuitt liii-rliin..- ........ aaaulutt n.oim ymr , ,..... Wall raid. tun, inn y.'.r a)aarir aoIiiiiiii. uii-ynar ktu.ia.. tani, an. your..,.. ..... .tl .Ml .. I Ml 1 IW III I II VI mi .i u uu I; SOCIETY NOTICES, oaiaox loook.1. o. o. t. h i. Mia tr 'fhMilav n.iliit. t TiM 'lua In Ui "il'l l'"lio' Mll, Mala lsu, M.'Mi. r. ui In. Uru.r r tuvitva lu atmtui. Il tiril. r of f.U mOCABIoaESiOB3E, Ho. 8.1 O O F.. MatH.uu III. iw ui nil I'l.irl i In .In. la aah luaaih, aiT iiu'.'l.i ik in Hi' u V ! a. Mall. M.iitb It ol Uw li.'r ar hive la la attaint, TiLLI ENCAMPMENT Ho. 4. I- 0. 0. V. Wwi at (kill I'tiltii.' Hull, m Hn F.r.t amiiliirJ U m" i""l J, rairlarolia lu (nutl lamlUi aM lin-'m.i ta an.H'l. . BtLTWO l0n.lEK. I, A. t. k A M., Lt iu r..ilr iiii'minli'il'Mi on , Ilia Bral ana Hilt ptalnr.ian In '"n , Hionlk.at7 ("..! Ini ii I Hi' I'XIi l a.ntamln.rt'lUli Mil ill M rll i ami .i 1 m ..!. i ruin Hi" ; 'I i ol Mari'ii I'' III' o( :.liii'nr. Hr.i tir -ii In ll'nl lml' lug ar liiUiH'i allinl. It. ' l ml HSaaala ft So. H. U, . It . ! -aiial mt U1r4.an, m'.'U ll'-l ainl llnril ln day'inl i-acli hiiii.l 11 al 7Ji I. M ill DJiir.ll.im Hall, 1 T- "" H.. , filial ' ua aiBi'n. (J F WIEffl r I 13 .! T A Ei 12 s: , ( r:m u;c; mu mi (i.Af M??rt'iii(i muii ii. nu am mich. 1 1 1 i' i'nln"iii;r a hi cial'V, nini I1'. iruiiiijr In pli-iin'iiti ki'jit. Miiiinri, Pl.iri U. 11 1'l .w. all tUr: liiull hli..ri. IMn.la. lllll .liua, IU mwa, AMI w;:tT v:.iH varois. fall ami f..r i.nr "Ii" . l'lnw of liuil m'l ulir. lliw.V tlrui "lnr. Ar.ij:i:i. An liour lii'foro nIki tin iko of tliltitrH 'I'liiil iiiciimry to tint ilyiiiK briiiui, Ami lut"l inn nil tin! whiiu, Then ufli-r onuHWcct piirtliiK wonln, Shu hi riii"'l iiiuniiK lu r llnwrm unl birds l.'lllll Hill! It'll tlHlt'l'Jl. "fwiia Kuiniiii r tlii'ii, 'ii iiiitiiinii H'i", TI10 friiiiouii Ion w full nil' tint Ixiuli, Ami aircw tin.' giavrl awtrj). 1 wnmlrr iloMti die Guillen wnlk, Ali'l inline nil till tilt' Imi'l'V talk U'U llllll lll'lll'lltll till! lllut'K ; Ami, ri'Hi in mi llu' curttt-n mMit Tim (1I1I Ni'rtfoiimlliiinl uiiny let t I think ul ollii-r ttin'.-u. "Of JfoMell ('VC. v.licn ul Din I Sm wnli liiii liy tin! Iliialtiiii; nky, 'Mill MIIIK!! Mill' till' M'll i (r lifiir.l tli i-hili.ivii in tlm hiiif, Fulluw inif Imiiiic tin' liHiikul wuiiiii, Ami rilniiitiiiK i" i.1 -r Kl -- 1 1 tit ttlii-n tlm ilnylitflil lii nvt-y, Ami fliiM jjriiw iliinky mi till! buy, 'Diet! r.ii lif lioiiH ti'iin; 1 AikI in tlx! niilliii-ni n tin' nulit, ItiVlil ilt'iUKl'lH, iliut t'mi i.i liivimm Bt lirilit, ('Miiiitiiiiiii iito tlu ir jieare. I itVt', timl nit tlio tiinriiiii;! i;lnr, Ami lifiir lli Iirtiikt'ra mi tin but, Tlm vuii'ct mi t i to ttlmri", Aiwl iln.'ii, ii)i Ifitrn, I li.n to bo At T'in 11 tliin, iniHi.iimli il mi, Willi lu-r (iiri'Vfrinori!." TtiE BAD B3Y. HA31Y E. C1D33, illwiCf in. iui.-iar.il-Liw, mil W.it) Pn'.ll-. ONCimi 11 1 r, oitK ioN. Coava.nioiii t a'n'fi. inni a 'i"' (lauy. I'nli.oiiiii ur.i nitiiy 1 ... I .. U llaa Willi t uunU If air r I j. ) L L rn ia, T A m limna EASniVM&McBRID:, Arri)iii:v at i.t, OfBa. Id lUnk aultilliti, or'.'m I'll Oi l (IH'I CJd7 "Id.C L AT 0UF.ETTE Allrna hh-I 4'ouu'Sora ul m.ik i-nst'tr. ouf.ig' cur. rarat.li vfaw nf t !, I a in"'. fra.i-. i.i'rt la kHlIB-M ( 1 I I n (' "1 liliii ill thu miHO, bimI firod him out ut the miiiiiiu-r ganlfii, thut it would linve Wn a big thing for thin world. ,3to, hon- UHt?" 'LooknhtTH," rniid the grocery irtun, who had bt-cn liKjkina at th lioy In dia may. "You Ix-tltrr o rii?ld' home, and Int your mu fi up nuinii wj-fju drink for you, and imV you to bed. You uro nil wroiitf in the liciid, id 'if you are 11 ,t attfnd(!tl to f yirti f vr. I ti-ll V.--I, ' Come 1 v.. hi thinner. you. 1 '0, ilanrr null in', hov? thinifi look Ho it got thu fiw ilitie U'i i youth. 801110 lit!1."-' they read them, ': li&ve brain you are with t.omo KOTES FOB THE LADIE3-S Fitahlun .'oleat. Hud in the rival of yellow this warnm. Now York, women make their own fahiimi. (W Bleve to be cn regie uiutit be very tight. Aineriean ntylua are rxiimlar in Euro pean eitieM. ()ten net ventilating corwit arc the kind for the hottext weather. The Bhell bat ami (lie fan capote are latent noveltjeu In millinery. Krrlinh Btyli.'B are morf popular than rrciich with American women. f la. a 1 aal till! "I JOIJNON, i 1 1 1 W S A T A N Mv I ; ittwurn nl Cjanvbri-.i-Eiw. - . a lvat f I T t, u a -UO N. Will pratala. in all murn In lh iiil ialal a't"it In (i mi l-i iv lu III. I'. 1 laa D.tl.' In (lr..c l I III. ' .mc.i.r ir FULL, MTO'JK. X "Wl.; i.nr f.ii ym fittlni! then' for half an hliirinu.' at vai aiit y?" Kiid the 11 n junl tolliinf a 1,0 ha not (,". jfoti in hia ukc tiiiiiua aa '.hiiilt" anythinj ! Wiirred floimees and Bhirrwi draiipriei fur tlii-nixflvett, luit i m . thinker Irom apjiar on many new tOHtumeg. Thinkerville, uml my inu-KitWlion !! Tlio dram-rie form the tournure or the diekciM with am. : Tuam k notliinit I j buatlcfi of drexMn ut out by the beat read alioiit old limef, b'U what I compare . drewmakera. it with the (fiuuo line of iwainean at the J q-Jie newent notion in ulecves in to have pii'M'iit day. Now, win n I think of the but one warn, and that on tlio outide of iUMto. ibiswinir their i the Urm THE FARM. "uma "'.'.!' L.JJJ , of the plant hIioiiM be drawn tnwether over Him hud and tlm plant net hi that tlm bud ill jiiNt reach the wirfiiee of the (friiimd. The. noil tdiould be well pressed ' BKainut tlie rtxiiri ol the lilant, unina care to leave no hollow f puce lloW it. I'lanta are often lostt bv the eareleKsm-xfi of tho 1 I luhon-r in iiretiiiL' the earth to the upper fee to it if vou would have health v I ",r' the mot, kavin the lower extiem- ho that they ar never without a!t ! '7 'u ",l UtV", ? n""'e "y,, ... ami charcoal. HM.Il,,Wi;kZKJl. Give them a deep rich tv.il, uml in thin ning leave them at leant a foot apart. 9 SALT ASD CHARCOAL. hie. ll tho il.int bed is net well moUt- ened bv the rain to the depth of the roots of the planltt it nhoiilil lx! tliorouglily wtt bv artificial means bet'ore drawing the plant". aeiiH-H, I wonder what tiny would have tlono if there hud ,'oeeu a law aguinut haulini; eine, an Ihcr in In Wittcoimin to-day, and I can nee countable with a warrant for the arret of the Galilee fndi ermen. unatchiiiK the old apontle and takiiia them to the police nation in a pa trol wagon. I know :i i. wrong to think ht;e that, but how ran I help it. Say, (tuppohe thofO fi.-he. : .en had been out hauliii,' their ecine. and our ntinioter tilioul.l t ome along w.h hia otid clothe i .. .... i. ..ii-iA.i ,r,r-v, to the bad boy, a, he Hati.1. "". . . ' .Ibvtl.eMoxe one of ther-e fiiWy , r-ei. umt in -..a. ...... ...... a..... 'Tin pitv, but 'tin trne.that hiiKtle and very full urajieriea grow in fashionuLle avor. White veiling, white crepe, and white foulard make pretty coaching and garden party costumes. I.inen galloon, colored India cottons, ler.thcr, ami tw ine are combined in novel trimming for Bcaide arid mountain drofwex. The trimmings of cnacliing coctume of solid foulard, veiling or crepe should be of fny figured or flowerad bilk tapeatrj' uiuiIh. HE .NH, Thete will Hpen aooner if planted rath er thickly; almtit an inch apiut in the row ia the proper distance. ix.kct powder. It is naid that 1'ernian iriKect powder dmtted anion); the ...... .owU will rid them of lice.. Cms a mall oel.owu. POTATO PTALNB. "A little oxalic acid put iil the water in w hich you w aidi your bands will re nifive the utaimt enticed bv i-iillin'f tMitn. to-. Lemon juice will take away t.rv ! s,ul1 1 neglected they will not thrive. atain." ' The foul odor of a filthy Htable must nec- ! eHarily permeate mt only tho uniirial's oittAVY bi'tteii. ' hide, biit it has been proven that the meat "The Team- look of butter nmv of t'dl-fed uti'cr fattened under these not i in niTu therefore, reasonable that owners and ! eSeSinee' ti ami CLIAS STABI.I. Tliere is pos-jihly no more repulsive , ijrht than a dirtv cow stable, and one in w hich dairy cattle are boused, is cpe iallv offensive. Jt hns been deiwuwttrnt el that cows neglected in this renjiect fail to yield a perfect flow of milk, and it is reasonable to suppose that such is tho case. The richest o( ftsxl may be given to them, hut if their condition in ths they are three or four inches high, esX!C' inlly ii the weather is warm anu dry. The roller checks the too rapid growth caused by the warm water and promotes tillering at the roots. VOrSfl ORCHAHUH. iU relation to health, even as a source of proht. BALKY HORSE. a Mt-.l liv tl.e sloxe one ol mere ioiv , rtioriii.,,;, w h.-n evcrvhtalv f. els like j hook.and put a K.S on the lus.k and I.o of Memory. mam-lmg. wi.h hi liners cla'ped "Ht his line mar t'.e (Wilee fisltermen ' , , ,, t. I '5, it o.' I. i,.. an.i go trolling for lasf bat do you hen a Michigan County Treasurei ,r..uml l.i.i h Kii.g mi t!.o.h I.e ,...,, I'll.to defaulted last fall everybody began won- .11.1 not know cm.h M l.i-t him to he.!. c one fl l.i-rnian of the I-.ble ( J u y & "What v,.i. thii.kiii,; nbu.it any wayr "'u '",v,! '-'"M llbout tl,e ?al1 limdlv tl.rided that he did Jot drink, -i t ..i a il. ..... ii. i , . i . i-'i-rin-' w l erc vou would ' "i '"e juui'.eu ni u.-in i nnui t ;itii,u:e, enew , sinuKe, care lor norces or tliev w ouM have thrown stone? " Am w 1 . I t.,..l ;r u'i li-il inn bla nrk si'l !")" i:o ...el. a f,.g as this, an 1 He re bu,l in ll.,' wau-r wher. they were trolling, or Wen m. (., h-r-i on Mount Ararat, a,.d h"vo tu.d h.m there was good 'nt.hmlp.-.dlvwid.hisexcursii.nanditroIHugiiruimdrt j-.mt ids.nt a half a nl,,,, a larni:., . nl hid iiH mile up the shore, where they knew he Ulll-1 .'"o r:' i n I.. II.... ,,t Miiil-i.- L. JXCCARf OLD aji I ' f a wti k, the wav a l.ike lied to our minis 1 ti II you, boss, it is a y to have an Imagina tion," uinl the.Liy put his olher knew , ulI1(,y (r to the heathen and forgot to in the sling m.e!- by the clenched finger take a rece pt, lor it, though its barely ban ! - i I rt.V-.lJor the groeery of W;l imtii r "i V V-".'' : ' -v. isi. o. Arrm:v ATTOKM-V ami lit Axr.t.Oll Vt I .aw. t 1h VU MIH. a I'l'af i r-i-k, lti"l.illn m. ...... i, til win. m Si. li.'ni4 14. j iti-r a. ml .! wiiii i..i.. tr. at"' ' , le would have to Ik- 1 .i, niilorw", I If in t a ar-in - n-1 !r I I i.-..i..M. o-nnmai..! a I tr ru'ium mi" j villi ,n i. Ii.ru- an. i turn .' n nu t . rr irar, I I.I. r. . rti vp ..-m. In Uni 111. .a- viantltl I" Itiv-at lia.l Ii-II-r ap, y I If a II .i.. Ileal l-'-UI.. .. tea. fh-if Ii I liy. f i nti r. FULL Hut CF lMKI-KS, will pri"T'P maiitiip nmn.i n. ..... .... n a ' t a I a. Inil.l hil- .tl.in an I - niniv lV AM? USHIMS TAlKM-. uit 1nin M.. mikH-IMj W. F. HIGHF1ELD. fTAMIM.I KlNrF. III. Fiaa .'rwlry mail" I OMli-r. Math Thuma. fit ita ami 11 1 buur clorktanit allltam Mai lira, dry and alrat wlnttrra vlih tlio liitrai hn.r..ir Mcala, rlicaprr IIisii any i.Htrr luiiua In town. N It knur III rupu'a I'm H urt!. Ori ru, Mi. J.I. IVvl Of all il"..'rl ll.iin. k- l t on liatul. Cri;ilrln)! !onc nt Sl;urt ulirf. rhrapi'll llnuaa In my lln In I'nrl'an.l. y. r ai t u. nrenn nr I, lHfen I'ak tt Mark. Mcrcliant'H Excliango MAIN NT., Oltl.C.ON ( I I V, nf Ki paaunlatitljr na liaml lit. Ii nl nrnn I.iqt'dHH, WIVICS and IIUKM Ii lh. ( liy. HO p I., ami Irj lilt new 0T miliaria T11X3. t AI.Ktl IMI'tllll'Kfl Mllwaakla, (l.l.ajn anil llnra llrar. JACK TltlMJIVi'll. riopi lei or. tlVKI.OW lEOI'SH. MAIN STREET, oh i'( .(3NT t rrv. Tliis r.tvtiiih' oil 1 1..t vl !m u'- licoii Hliltctl mid rciuni llvorv tiling is liivt-clns? lute i r r.nuril arnl Lmljiin.' cxci'i'iliiiolv ri'ii-ionnlilo. r. uml hi the freshet unlit idl the miiU hti'.rve.l, , lal the aik bii'l sirui . i! ii:ig-i:ii. !,i,i- .t a huh' in bt r l.o.toin. 1 1 tvt a lt ago? i llv. u. we i nn ull congr.uulaie "t"- sad thing for a I elves that Nutih luippened to blunder n to that hr h groimtl. If that ark bad liecu lift . ei her I y Winj fuundered. or (...inif blotted mi hv '"tihms l-e-iU'-e Nut h was nn I'imlM.mr-, it would hrve j ,.'t eol ( work 'tiv'uig t" 1'i'i i !' i 1 ..1.1 1.. (1...I .... !l...r A.i-'lil fl tl 1. 1'. I' . . 11. I.'... ,'V ..... ninth, out of dirt;""' and waler, and they might have gone wrtuef again, and failed to ruUe a family and where would we have Wen. I tell von, when I think of the narrow crapes we have had. it is n wonder to me that we havf gut nl"ii;: is well as we have." "Well, when did you get out ef the a-'vlum," sj.id the grocery man, who had been sfandiiiir back with open mouth looking at the buy as tlioii-'h he was crazy. "What you want is to have your head soaked. You are peftiru ro you r. n. h mil tun f ir uilll that Pillllll llliml I of v..urs. In nWut nn other Ve,,r vou i gl W'h. (whom the Is.ys called, 'go .. m! ... I.;- lit ......if 1 1 nn old bald.' and the Wars had a II III 1. toil I'. I ill. ..I in "i ... ' ... - . i don't think vou are reforming verv lunch on them,) got his plug hat, pa much. It is w icked fur a l-v of vour , "aid school was dinnissed, and I could ;zetonr,.'U,M,g iinstNUfh things. Your When the minister w a telling me full.- l.!...r K-ml von to Culle-e." !"t the gianl Elijah going up through "What .In I want to C to college for, j the clouds in a chariot of lire, and I ask , , , . , ' oil the minister what be thought Elijah nml Ik' ii heartless haier, and poor banc ; , . , ' . .. . , i.i ' .K , I would have thought u ho had met our ball I'laver. I can be bad enough nt , .... . t niii'n ii"'. .....v......- . women or rpe--u!aiion, anu a ehuic. member aimed wi;ii these facts happen ed to meet the defaulter, and said to him: 'It doesn't really seem to me that you really meant to steal.' '(lit, of course 1 didn't.' 'lint you are $13,000 abort and can't ncc Hint for it?' 'No, I an't.' 'Weil, Unit's curious.' 'Yes, tsiwerful curious. The more I think of it the more I WUevc 1 sent that A society for the prevention of cruelty to animals recommends the following Mulch your newly planted fruit trees. 1 rule." lor the treatment of balky burses It keeps uown weeds, ami t.y hoMinj: the moisfurewiil prevent injury ironi drought. Straw, of course, makes the beat mulch. Coarse hay, leaves and saw duat are ail good. from here f)u( grocery f if your j a and have n talk wmujuj. ..r iiut. I Ul wander in;;," and the griK-eiyman went to the ihsir and looked up ami down street to see if somebody wouldn't come- in and watch the era r.y boy, while be went to, break fait. ''(), pa and the minister can't make a ; first payment on me yet. l'a gets mad w hen I ask him .ruestious, and the minis ter thinks I am past redemption. Pa said yesterday that bal hies was caused, in t verv caw, by men' wearing plug ! hats, and when I asked him where the 'go free possible that I gave it as a donation to some orphan asylum. I wished the in fernal m erv w as cleared m.' Ijiurontt Chicago bto;er cleared it up , by wl.is'ring ftuhiivs," anf the alisem-mind'-d maiivi nt to ptin'ii per fectly satisfied nt last as to where the money went to. Wullist. News. 1. 1'at the horse upon the neck, examine the harness carefully, first on one sido and then on the other, speak encourag ingly while lining so, then jump into tho wagon and give he word go; generally he w ill oWy. 2. A teamster in Maine witex TocTTGiua.1. I avs be can start the worst balky horse Cut grass v. hen in bloom and it will by taking him out of the shnits and mak make more nutritive hav than if cut hit-1 mg him g round in a circle. If the first er. The amount of water has diminish- i dance of this kind does not cure him, the ed, and, therefore, shrinkage w ill W l.-ss. ' second w ill be sure to do it. 3. To cure In lute cut hav the increased fibre makes a balky horse simply place your hand ov 1; more indigestible. er the horse's uuse and shut off the wind j until he want to go; and then let him tocacbo and cabbages. go. 4. The brains of horss it npi. ars , It is now snested that a few tobacco ! seem to entertain but one idea at a time ; plant cai. W grown advantageous! v am- i thus continued whipping only confirms ong cabbage ; in fact, i.irmers w ho have his stubborn resolve. If you can by any tried it insi.-t that a good crop of cabbage , means give him a new subject to think, mav bs irrown in tliis wav. where not a ' of, you will have no trouble in starting scund head has Wen seen for two or three him. A si mple remedy is to take a cou- years. eorn K1LK. pie of turns of stout tw ine around the fore lc?, just below the knee, and tie in a bow i knot. At the first check he will go danc- ci'iit'y islieil. nml A. ('. IMII.I'.Y .'.f. If las' Proprietor. SHANK'S SALOON. T-J. TITM LIH, Proprietor. CHOICE LIQUORS. WlXHSamlCMAHS, m a nfitr, onnr.ut.T itousit. Kraal.ar.rh Kv.i y Day. nll'HlMf M. W. HAMPTON H'S, Wl.ll. IU CKI TS, l lll ltMa, I'AII.M, k ..;. II tint i. I H, III fact everything lu the t'tMiper line. C ma anil it" on llir liver bank, rk nf lh Mnaotilii Mull nii'liO'l-' OREGON CIIYJREWERY. jAcon maim:.., U aviso rtinriTA.or.il thr a hove llrawrry.wlHlii'a to Inlnrin I he pntiUi'tlm he la now iirepnretl to iiiiiiiiiliu-tiiro a Nn iuaiitv or a (omt Mfsn ha nlitninocl nnywliora m thn siHia, tirili'r.aulliiili-il ami nriiinn'ly niif.i w xsnr.v. or lle.llenl I.nUo Vnter. Parties wishing to obtain ti e WASIIKE It I it 'El IT, can tin so by .-ndinir III on with Ihrir naine nml poHtijIlire address to j. M. lUtoN, Di'rgtm C'ity, t)r. iil'JU-lim BrVtgjtf m Ml .-aV borne. Tho more I rt'.ul the mare I think. I don't Wlieve I can ever I e gootl enough to go to heaven, anyway, and I i;u-MS I will go into the newspaper business, where they don't have to be good, uml wheie they have passes every where. Do you know, I think when I was built they left out tl Cog wheal or S'init'thitig in my head. I can't think like some hoys. I get to tl-l iking about Adam and Eve in the (.iarden of Eden, tind of the thide with the cloven hoof that flirted w ith Eve, and treated her ami Adam to the dried apples, and I can't think of thin ns somo Wys do, W illi a lig leaf polonaise, and fig leaf vest. I imagine them dressed up iu the latest stvie. 1 kno it is wron.jr, 1ml that is w hat a poor boy has to stiller w ho has i ...... . i.i t ..... tin imagination, nun wuero tun t gei the imagination? This, confounded im agination of mine show s me Adam w ith a plug hat on, just like our minister wears, and a stand up collar and tight pants, and peaked-toe shoes, and Eve is pictured to mo wtth a crushed-angle-wonn-eoloretl dress, ami brown striped stocLlngs.iind newspapers in her dress t niako it set out, and if hat with dande lions on. and a red purasol, nml a lace I EXIIAiAii:. No. 01, Mftnint Ntrort, I'lirlliiml, Or. iia i.r.:MTo v qt i vx, I'l'oitvleloi'H. Mr rtttrkcnalo A Qnlnn hnv niionetl n tie I bur nt 01, Keen, nl at rent, niif tlnnr imr'ti fl.li Piilitci' I lii-iil ri nm! will knii th" lual of l.li.uom and CliJ.-rit, A ill c quiet pine" to aslllu. ' ' S iir.!llir Job Work done at this U N K U T A K I'. K S . t,AlltlK AHHOflTMKNT Ol' COI-TINN .. nil t:.iaki.a uluiivanll till 11(1. 1,11" III in., -ma onlslile Irlmnili UN, Tttti .l hki. lUoout lii'iilai'H, ( ni-m nti'r urn Ii nrall ili acrlnl Inim rxooutr'tl with iioitlnes Ifitl illsiHi't'lt. Hhn. ii.awlli' I, in llaniiiin Hiiltion. over l'nllt-r A sun it bliiekauiilli alrni). in'' -7.11 Probably Hade it lo. In time gone by a wholesale nieretiant in this city had tlie reputation of Wine terribly bard on a debtor w ho met with ill-luck, and it was erefore with a sad heart that the Poiighkeepsie grocer, who had Wen obliged to close his door, Bent him won! and waited his comini;. 'I shall lake your house and lot, of course,' said tlie creditor. 'Of course.' 'And vour horses?' 'Yes 'Ami your wife's jewelry?' t ertainly. 'And vour bov'B ponv?' 'Yes 'And ami, look" here, sir; are you hitling anything from me?' 'My dear sir,' replied the debtor, 1 want'to reserve my grandmother' tomb stone. It has not been put up yet, and itantls in the barn.' 'Want to reserve it, do you?' mused the creditor. "Well, I'll see about it I'll see if it will pay me to have it cut down for the baby my daughter lost last week '.'Wall St." New s. A farmer who makss a great deal of .nig off; und alter going a ..liort ttisUncp butter aks what sbal! W done with the! you can uet out aud remove the glrmg to Bour milk. Feed it to turkeys, chickens prevent injury in your further drive. ( and pigs, or if you keep none of these, i " ul u , make it into coitago cheese t'l il "". rcowixo. . . , , ... ... American Cultivator: "A cre.it mnnv fields, especially those long and narrow nrj always tilou'cl the f.nm nv. sim ply changing the direction of "working ! It is the manufacturing jeweler who is will often make a great increase in pro-1 posted ou the beauties of silver service d-.ietiveness. The furrow cut across the 'reform. ..i.i i;...,.. ..c c........ : . i i... . ! a i same stones, whihwiew soil is om-ned to I !t ''at b""T'S -W,ih th.e 1,,,0t u a j glliuil Ol n uuirn'iii uui.iui-r inn u. ctti. t are worn uv some oeues. .r A popular and appropriate spring dish -Frogs' legs. the grow th of plant roots." srxrLowEns. I Ma limi. lfa.1 T?i.-utl vt liiTintir viull'tiil As soon n the early crop of potatoes , dr,.us recentlv nm showed their mad has been harvested you may plant sun- i n(sij bv tlr:nkil'is K.IIU,;KK.. tlowers. nit the seeds m twelve inches apart each way and when thev are a Fair ha some of the qualities which foot high er.rth them up and they w ill ; made Tabor eminent, but hicks hi need no further care. Ii you keep Wes i charming freshness, the h!iKsoms will la' vnhmMe. while the : seeds are excellent for poultry aud are! The man who blows out the gas upon iu demand for making toilet soap. retiring is father to tuj ooy . u ignite his cigarette by touching it too n electric light. down throiiuh the cloud on a bicycle, he put his hand on my head and said my li er was all w rong. Now, I will leave it t If tl,,. ..-.iu i.tAi'llifniT min.. nhotlt V w . . . . -! 1 1 ....ll.A.v ai.t-tl.ui.r llu.t tu thrown to that. Say, do you know what I think j "Y,. . ,,,?,:,.;, iwle eo out on i.. i.. .1... . . . . . . excursions, Thev bavj a gre:t deal of fun on the coast of Florida, w ith sharks. A shark most beautiful thing in the is the F.ible?" No, I don't," said the groceryman, "and if you want to tell it I w ill listen jlist live minutes, and then I am going to shut up the store and go to bretikfast. You make me tired." "Well, I think the finest thing i that story about the prodigal on, w here tho b y ttsik all the money he- jMiild scrape up uml went out west to paint the towns r.-d. He spent his money Iri riotous liv- armed with small alarm . . . - ... i. .o i elocKS, niHiiu ns nig as a case oau, umt throw them to the sharks which sport about the boat looking for something to eat. The shark wallows the alarm clock w hich is set to go off a few minutes later. Pretty soon the nlarmntrikes and ns it gets in its work, the shark Wgins to flounder around, looking scared, trying to throw up tho clock, nml as ho turn pale and says his 'now I lay me,' nil the time jumping out of tho water and Wg ging to be forgiven, the people on the boat lauuh until their sub's ache. U is rough on the shark at first, but we nn ing and sjiw everytbi-.tr, that was C""g derstaml some of the ahark get to like on, and he got full of l.-) ine, and struck i it, nml many have known to Hop "out on all the uaiiL'S of toughs', 1-lh uial mid I the shore and go to a jewelry store and , i . i nsk lor a kev to wuni up tne cicvk uiai female, nnd his . .ituuh went back oil ,., Tlli, ,,. . ' ,, .,,,. iik. him, mid ha had mulari.i, and finally ho . t;sn 8tory, but we got it froin a w itness in the slur route trial, anu it ought to ue true. PiH'k'sSun. got to be a cow-buy, l-erdirg bigs, and had to eat hilsks thai tho hogs didn't wind, nnl to: pretty low down. Then he thought it a pretty good scheme to bo getting around home, Where they had three meals a day, and spring inntrossos, mid he startetl home, beating his way on oils on, unit u reu iiito.Kui, .,uu w.ii i ,, , - , ,. i i ... the trams, nml ho didn t know wl landkercluef, which she puts to i er hps . , . , ., , to , ,i ., , i, the iU man would receive him ml win ,h wi.h her left eve to themasli- , A canning factory is Wing built at Wnverlv, Ohio. They are contracUng with farmer to pnv iu the proper seas on 3 50 per ton for corn, S 50 per ton for Burnishes. 85 cents per bushel for cu- cucumbers nud 23 cents per bushel for Police. Notice is hereby given that there will be held ii public exi'iiiiinaiion of i,pplicaiitn for leitcheis ecitilieules, ill ( lacluiimis Co., on Friday and Salurtlny, June ll'.Mh, and IHIlh, 18kl nt thu court, houso in Oregon City. t't'inis liAinn Pupl, Clackamn Co., ami er who is afuudiug by tho comer ol the house, In an iitlidude, wliilo tho tail with the dart on tlm end is wound around tho rain water barrel, so Eve won't see if uml gel seared. S.iy, don't you thinlc it Is better fur u hoy to think of our first parents with dollies on, then to think of them almost, naked, exposed to the in- cieinency of tho weather, with nothing but fig leaves pinned on? I want to do right ns near as I ecu, but 1 had rather think of them dressed like our folks me, to-tluy, than to think of them in a cyclone with leaves for wearing uppurel. Say, it is w rong to light, but dou't yon think if Adam had put on a pair of boxing gloves whether i tomatoes. open nruis or pointed Ixiots, but the old man came down to the depot to meet bun, and right before the conductor, brake men and tho passengers, ho wmin't ashamed of his boy, though he was rag ged, and he looked ns though he had been on the war path, and the old man fell on his neck and wept, and took him in his hack and had n veal pot for dinner That's what I call sense men now adays w ould havo ordered hhn out of town. What, you going to close up store? Well, I will see you later. I want to talk to vou about tomethiiig that is weighing on my mind," nml the list in time to save ins coat The most pitiful case of insanity on record is that of a Vermont man who constantly thinks that somebody is about TEACH TREES. To keep peach trees healthy it is nec essary to guard against overWnring. If the tree have not Wen well thinned aim pruiieu in eany spring, go over them t0 ,ake UJ( a t.une(.t.;oll, n iteii toe nun is nan rowit, anu u rois tered too thickly pull oil" inferior speci mens. If weakened by overWaring they fall an easy prey to disease. sotayios op citor. A bee often meets with reverse, but as a rule he is often successful in the cud. A man in Rochester ha such a crack ed voice that he rarely says anything without breaking hi word. Western grain irrowers, gavs an ex change, persist in planting corn after! corn. Tlie result is that they have bred ! a worn w nich t uts the roots and which ! lives in the ground from vear to vear. As i i, iu ,.u. ,m.rt-,.turl' ltd OT idtt.n.. il..l.Alli In ! on having com planted on the same field i A California mnu choked himself to in succession, lio.nl husbandry, which j death with a tape measure. The coroner demands rotation of crop, will 'therefore j verdict was that he died by inches. What might be consided an appro priate response to an oculist w ho call his attendant ? Aye, Aye, sir! rid farmers of this jH'st. A good horse power on a farm will each year save in any times the interest on its' cost in furnishing power to do n great many things that would otherwise have to be performed by hand, such as sawing wood, cutting feed, grinding grain, ite. ; and with proper care it could bo made to last for years. A correspondent, of tho London Gar dener' Chronicle objects, with excellent reasons, to digging among strawWrrit s A gotxl many early in mo season ; ins practice is to give me lieu ll j;iaui tui iiicvuis v. Mv-iiiiru immure iu autumn, uml in Fining place a lit tie spent tHiibiii k uroliud eiwtk plant to keep tho fruit clean. OLD GARDES. Most farmers, say a writer, maintain their garden spot too hmg in one place fur profit. In city or village lots rotation is not possible; Cut with the farmer it is. He should lose no time in getting hi old garden seeded, and this year or next plow up a clover sod and mauuro it heav ily for a garden spot. 1'nless the clover is' the main sod it is not safe to put gar den crops on it the first year niter plow ing. PARNir P0B ANIMAL. When mixed with hay and other dry feed, parsnip are valuable for horses and cows, the feeding Wing commenced gradually, ub with root generally. They possess nn important advantage over oth er roots, in that tho crop may be safely ieft in the ground nil winter, as freezing doe not injure them when thev thaw out in the ground, mid thus the InKtr of late nutuinu harvesting is avoule I. thev arc easily ring in spring bv ploughing ;a furrow close to the row nnunwny from it, and l ulling them out by hand n few bushel being taken out at a tune as they nro needed. A quarter of an acre yield ed 100 bushels last year on our ground, or 400 bushels per acre, notwithstanding the extraordinary drought. As the tops start to grow iu soring they uro rapidly cut oir with sharp hoes, mid thus the root are kept for feeding for several week. nml An English gardener announce eight plants from a recent cross curious ll not iisetul ol guosetierrv and UincK. currant bov got out i tail Irom being caught in tho door. ...I .1 - ......... 1,,0, l.n, tl,.. f.,il,nt uf .ill ilitfnil.llt 111- M li t.O'U , , ...... .., .. 1 win ii iiiu i: iniiiiniii lump .'ii, i i...... .ti. ..,...... .... . . ..... ..... ...,.u.v.k. When lie i.iunil the tievu was getting ioo; , , , . m troti "fhi bv the flowers are more like those of frchh iihout Iho place, nud knocked him fc(oro till further notice. the gooseberry; the anthers fully formed out in B coiioU of rouuds, ami ban:tf iiiwiu-r." 1 Wr tho pollen detective., noW TO TRANHN ANT. Tho plant should be drawn from tho bed, one nt a time, and carefully placed in baskets or in the body of a wngon for removal to the field nsstioii iiftern rain ns the soil will admit of stirring. New V,u ll.ol lrtl.li. Qiilfivon iu L-nt.vlitA.I we shall expect no more musical ooka from him, fur the good book tell u that when tho knight cometh, no man cnu work. A new paper in New York is called the Lamb. The proprietors will probably have a hard time to keep the wolf from the door. Manv people who changed their place of residence on the 1st of the month havo already discovered that they May day mistake. The Grecian authoritiet now exclude Americian pork. Greece without ixirk must he almost as bad a pork without grease. People who think themselves smart go nbout asking questions like this: "Can a rope walk?'' We say yes when, it is taut. Pr. Potter, of New York, lament "the decay of enthusiasm." He should watch the small boy on the morning of the circus. ' A correspondent of the Until Time ow ns a barefooted horse w hich has not been shod iu nine years. The hoofs are toiiuli and smooth," and the animal has never stumbled or met with an accident. Some of the advantage lire : Saving on. blacksmith bill, no wearing out of tho. stable Hours by stamping; no lameness from defective shuing; no bulking or calking in mow. Drained Jnml dries out so goon after rain that labor is detained but Hide, ami Bcetl iu such condition never rots in wa ter soaked soil. It will also stand tho .1..,. i. i i.- t , , , . . . i- . ,.-, louuuiu. uciu-i. r.M-ii mu ttiiift otioii- grouim may oe p.aui. u o .ei .. e . iua Hl.rvmlt hmwr ,,, llo,U.t,d Umt , ruin, but old should not, lest it cake a- .j u; , d b k , . romid the plant when dry .ind n o it. , j d , d X Ci'.lCSj, Ait expert mail can transptan u o , h , f , , , 5 ; v 4:m lH,r,d,Vv' f he ,hnf " 0 4 ' t ir' ,v, I become like adoW brick-, 'Stoop and pdn.it a , wholi; davs lhc lcaveir , t - - . vw kV V r'j t f k - k -1 - V