n I ! r I 1 t 1 I! U I v. i i i 4 i I o ( i o -) : - 1 ; i ! i i , 1 f-1 A I !) ; Wit and Huinor. i . ''A want of the age" Ilair. ! IiiFLE club A gang of thieves. I A brass band A pinchbeck ring. Irredeemable bonds Vaga-bonds. When ia a prisoner likeagunt When he is discharged. Wasted A "picture of happiness" for a "frame of "mind." No one but a' coward strikes in the dark, . and then he only strikes a light. If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what would the sun become? Sin. A motto for the man with tender feet : "Cornucopia" A copious amount of corns. ''Yes," said a man, as he bent his el bow to raise the twentieth glass of beer, "it is overwork that kills." "Dying in poverty," says a modern moralist, "is nothing; it is living in pov erty that comes hard on a fellow." It is said that the Vice-President goes right ahead and never smiles. lie must be a stern-Wheeler. New York Herald. Lady on shopping excursion "Oh, dear, that blanket is much too good ! I want it for charitable purposes." Punch. "and what is arithmetic f ' asked a teacher in one of our city private schools "A book with sums in," shouted a ten- year-old boy. "What is wisdom?"' asked a teacher of a class of small girls. A bright-eyed little creature arose and answered : "In formation of the brain." ""fnE biscuit," says a newspaper writer "is the national gastric clog, the huge sporegerm of seif-propagating and self- perpetuating dyspepsia." An India.ru bber baby has been con structed that looks and screams so like the natural one that it requires an experi enced mother to tell the difference. Provident Minister. "I wish to state that I have procured an alarm clock that.will wake up the congregation as soon as the service is over." Harper's Isatar. "Go out, young man, she's not here, said a Tuskegee preacher last Sunday, in the midst of his sermon, to a youth whom he saw standin way. hesitating in the door The czar is self-sacrificing, lie is even . willing to give Servia some more Turkish territory, for the sake of peace. That beats Artemus Ward's patriotism. Graphic. It is well enough to denounce tramps and say they won't accept positions. Just offer one of them the presidency of a bank once. That would be a square test. Puck. Baltimore consumes more tea than any other city in the Union, and they don't plant it either. Free Press. Hence the word "Bawl-tea-more." Phila. Bulletin. "I say, Jim," said one friend to anoth er, on meeting, "I hear our friend A. has been in speculation heavily. lias he . made anything?" "Yes." said Jim, "he made an assignment." Canada's invitation : Here is a rest for those who skip A. home for flying cashiers found; Far from the law's avenging; grip. They live in peace and slumber sound. Circcsses are a little backward this season. Only five of them are the "big gest show on earth." Each of the other six is simply the "most complete aggre gation on the road." Norristown Herald, Good-natured Doctor : "Stay, those eyes can be cured. I will undertake the operation and restore the sight." Beggar: "And deprive me of my livelihood? A pretty ideal Do you want to ruin me?" Funny Folks. l he time nas come wnen tae coroner will be called to hold inquests in the edi tor's sanctum, and for the juries to begin to sign verdicts reading, "Died from of fering an editor poetry on spring. Justi fiable homicide." Bridget "Wot's the most genteel thing for a lady as is a lady, to carry in the street, Nora?" Cook "Sure, thin, some preters a three-volume book; but I pre fers a roll of music meself quite care less and aisy like." "A vacuum would be the best place for a lellow to iall into, wouldn't it, liilli tor then, you know, he wouldn't fall against anything." "Yes, he would, though," stoutly answered Bill; "he would fall against his inclination." What if book agents should begin to carry phonographs about with them. The thought is dreadful and keeps us awake nights.- Oh, Edison, we implore thee, call in the phonograph and issue no more. Neu York Mail. Edison's phonograph can -whistle, sing, howl and jaw, but it can't throw a stone at a yowling cat on the back fence, or kick achromo agent off the front stoop. There is still lots of room for improve ment. Norrisloxen Herald. Kimball, the church-debt raiser, was persuaded to attack the debt of a New York daily newspaper a few days ago, and he was thrown seven to . eight. lie sustained a sprained back and a fracture of the left clavicle. lie says he is not a Samson. Two wealthy wood carvers in Massa chusetts have founded a home for desti tute members of the craft. Why don't some of our wealthy poets fouud a home for destitute poets? This could be done by roohDg in one or two continents. Banbury Ntws. A green sportsman, after a fruitless tramp, met a boy with tears in his eyes and said : "I say, youngster, is there anything to shoot "round here?" The bo j answered, "Nothin' just 'bout here. but there's the schoolmaster t'other side the hill. I wish you'd shoot him." The charms of country life: M. de Calinaux has had two electric bells placed at the head of his bed. "A good idea," said a friend ; "one is for your servant, but the other?" "That communicates with the dog-kennel." "What for?" "To prevent him from barking when I hear burglars." j Student : - "Now, professor, do you not believe that relations of honor should exist between pupil and teacher?" Pro fessor: "Certainly, sir." lWell, then, I tell you, on my honor as a man, that my examination paper, which I hold in my hand, is first grade, and will not hand it in. it is merely to save you trouble, sir. William VidetU. Oke of the Frankfort house of Roths child called on the Emperor William at toe oeginning of his illness, "ion see, said the -Emperor. "I -have passed mv eightieth year, and at that age one must oegm to tnintt of the end." "Ohr re plied M. de Rothschild, "vour Malestv was born to live a hundred years, and we wauners snail not let you go at less than The American Kins: of Beasts. The jaguar has been called the Ameri can "king of beasts;" and his title to that rank is less doubtful than that of his Old World relation, the lion, whose claim to superior strength, swiftness, and sagacity, is not only disputed by the ele phant, but -by the gorilla, the orang outang, and the rhinoceros, and above all by the Bengal tiger, who is his match in strength, and more than his match in swiftness and cunning. The grizzly bear of the Rocky Mountains surpasses him in weight, and, perhaps, in the bone crunching power of his jaws, but these advantages are more than offset by the greater agility and general vigor of the tropical giant-cat. Governor Pacheco, of California, las soed an old grizzly in the Contra Costa Mountains, a lew years ago, and dragged him home to his mother's ranch; and the same feat has been repeatedly performed by other sportsmen of his native State; but, to use the words of an old Mexican hunter of my acquaintance, you might as well try to lariat Old Scratch himself as an old jaguar. In the summer of 1S6S a French gun boat, La Belle Rhone, landed ammunition and supplies for the Maximilian govern ment, in the harbor of Sasal, and before leaviDg the harbor took a fine jaguar on board, that had been purchased by an agent of the new zoological garden of Slarseilles. The brute had been cap tured in a pitfall in the neighborhood of Merida, and, being a full-grown and beautiful specimen, was preferred to dif ferent tame ones which the citizens of the town offered for sale, though his ferocity made it necessary to confine him in a cage of charca sticks, a species of wood that does not easily break, but splinters like bamboo, and resists the attempt of any animal to gnaw it by lacerating its gums. When the cage was brought on board the captive seemed to know that his re maining chances of escape were num bered by minutes, and braced himself for a last effort. In the moment when his movable prison was beinj; lowered through the hatchway, he forced his paw through the staves, reached out and tore the shoulder of the nearest sailor, with a succession of ripping blows. The man jumped aside, yelling murder, his mates slipped their grip, and the cage, jaguar and all, tumbled down fifteen feet, straight into the hold, and upou a pile of pig-iron ballast, which fractured its bot tom board. The men stood aghast, and the shrieks, and the rush of stampeding laborers be low, confirmed their worst tears; the jaguar was running at large in the hold ot the ship. Ignorant of the ladder and stairway conveniences, the brute attempted to regain the superas auras of the deck by the same road he had come down, and, after jumping from rafter to rafter, reached the luminous gate of the upper world by a desperate leap; and in the nick of time, for the sailors on deck had recovered their wits, and were dragging a trapdoor towards the dangerous hole. They were letting it down when its edge on one side came in contact with some obstacle; a paw was pushed through from below, a frightful head quickly after, and, heedless of the bellowed pro testa of the first mate, two of the men broke and ran. They returned, one with a handspike, and the other with a heavy bucket, but the delay had been fatal ; the brute had got its second paw through, and, in spite of a shower of blows, en larged the opening sufficiently to free the rest of its body. A sauve qui petit followed, and the tiger jumped on deck and stood there for a second, clarinj; around with bloodshot eyes. But only for a second; fully con scious, it seemed, that there was not an other moment to lose, he used the trap door as a jumping-board, and cleared the gunwales with a flying leap. lhe boat had erot under way some time ago, but had followed an along shore course, so that the distance to terra firma was not very considerable a mile, or a mile and a half at the farthest. But Don Ticron was by no means tut of trouble yet; rifle-balls, carbine balls, and pistol-balls made the water fly around his head, and the marines were just com ing up with their muskets, when the French lieutenant interfered : "Cessez-ca, me Cossaques 1 , A chap that could beat us fair and square on our own deck ought not to be shot in the water, like a cowardly deserter; give him a chance." The chance was poor enough anyhow, fcr the Bay of Sisal swarms with sharks and spear-fish; but fortune favors the brave, and, to his intense disgust, the man with the torn shoulder saw the brute and on the opposite shore, shake him self, and disappear in the willow thick- Before night be was probably back in hio old haunts in the Lagotasso, a wiser if not a better jaguar. Appletons1 Journal. A French gentleman lately journeyed to Marseilles, taking with him the body of his mother-in-law, who had expressed a wish to be buried in the lamiiy vault in that city. When he reached Marseilles and went with the Commissioner of Po lice to receive the body from the railway officials, he noticed that the coffin was not that which he had delivered to them. The officials had sent to Toulon the cof fin containing his mother-in law's body, L .1! ; . i , , .. . ueueving mat it ueia tue remains ot a deceased Admiral, which was to be em barked for interment in Algeria, while the coffin awaiting delivery was the one which should have been sent on. The gentleman having requested the officials to communicate with Toulon by tele graph, proceeded hither himself with the coffin of the Admiral. He aspprtainp.1 when he got there that the first coffin had been duly received, taken on board, amid the thunder of fort and fleet, the State vessel which was waiting for it, and dis patched to Algeria. He at once called upon the Maritime Prefect of Toulon and explained the circumstances of the case, but though a dispatch boat was sent in pursuit, the other vessel was not over taken.' He is now at Toulon awaiting her return, and declines to give up the coffin containing the deceased Admiral until he regains possession of his mother-in-law's remains. A little boy who went to church was told to remember the text, which was: "Why stand ye here all the day idle? Go into my vineyard and work, and what soever is right, that I will pay thee!" Johnny came home and was asked to re peat the text. He thought it over for awhile, and then cried out, "What do vou stand round here doing nuffin for? Go into my barnyard and go to work, and I'll make it all right with you." Joseph Cook says that the five great powers that rule toe universe are the par lor, pulpit, press, politics and police, In short, he says, let ua have p's. The Increased Suicide Rate. mi. a. it i I - .uv.vw or the number of BUicides in this country is evident on reading the records as puu- ui lished in the daily papers. Every day the dispatches chronicle the suicide of from three to five persons, whose promi nence or the circumstances ot whose death make the announcement of general interest. During one month of the pres ent year the weekly average of such sui cides was over twenty, and possibly the average has been nearly as great for all the months. The reported cases take in all grades of society, and include young people as well as old; people prosperous and in good health as well as people disappointed and sick. A correspondent of The Inter Ocean ex presses his opinion that the increase in the suicide rate is owing to the publica- tion of the particulars of every case of I suicide, and the throwing about the act, in so many instances, the atmosphere of martyrdom or heroism. Believing that the publication of such cases exercises an nnwholesome influence ou persons of morbid imagination, leading them to adopt, for the sake of notoriety, the meth- ods of the suicide, this correspondent asks that all suicide items be omitted, at least ., n .i:: t mi. t. UCean. This approximates to a theory of sui- cide that has many advocates. As a wav- ward and disappointed boy takes a mel ancholy satisfaction in doing "something that will make him sick, and picture the remorse and grief of his parents when they see him sick unco d-;ath, so it is ar gued that a person suffering from disease or worried by-disappointment and trou ble, turns to a resort that promises relief from all, and to an act that, while it stops all reproaches, arouses the sympa thy of friends and appeals to the charity of enemies. Uas a man been wronged, he imagines that self-de3truction in some way makes the fact prominent, and that his self-im- uiumuuu uiitb.es tue puuuc me insiru- ment for reproaching and punishing those I O I who nave wronged him. A man who thinks he has not been understood or ap preciated, is apt to fancy that his sud den taking-ott in a mysterious way will open the eyes of the world to the talent and ability that was allowed to perish with, him and, animated by this thought, he takes his revenge on the public by an act Which he hopes will tear their hearts Wltll remorse. The letters left bv mauv suicides fchow I that in some such spirit they contemplat- eu fceu-uesirucuon. utneis write as though they were siaply tired of life, aud disgusted with their own infirmities. Others, again, write not at all, but carry ail clue as to motive with them into the beyond. While the . public looks upon suicide as cowardly, it is easy for the person who has determined on suicide to convince himself that his act is in some seuse heroic. Certain it is that such thinking on suicide makes men mad, aud in seeking causes for the increased rate of sell-destruction, we may find the princi pal one in the tact that w ith the change in public opinion tovv.ard the suicide has come a disposition to dwell more on the romantic aud peculiar features of suicide cases. in the old time the suicide was counted in the list of outcasts. The act itself re ceived the severest condemnation of the church, and was looked upou with hor ror by the people. There was iu pub lic print aud common conversation no dis position to excuse and no tendency to justify the act of an array of causes, or by enlarging upou the troubles and trials of the deceased. There was no en couragement to dwell on the subject in secret or public, but popular sentiment, custom, aud tradition all were so many influences to direct men s minds away Irom the subject. The sentiment in the churches, the attitude of the church it self, and the feeling among the people at large, all have changed. There is now more cuarity lor tue act, and more con sideration lor the person who commits Hi.i.. F.-v.. n .. 1 II.. . f ouluuc' iuu luimwijf, uuu iuu mcaua ui dlltCting public thought to such occur- rence, having greatly increased, are used without scruple. In this change of pub lie sentiment we may find one reason for the increase in the suicide rate. (supplementary- to this is the fact that suicides find -apologists and defenders in many brilliant and erratic writers. An article is published written years ago by John M. Binckley (who is t-aid to have committed suicide a few days since) which is in effect a strong plea for chari table judgment on the suicide. If Mr Tii nf k I o 7 jiiit rr tvi m if cnifiiln o I toi to the disappointments of his career the ra-on imr common n li.p.H)fil minna nnrl the htucie written in former years shows tl:ui nis mind had been dwelling on the subject, and that he had taken the firtt step in the direction of danger. Jiany seeK causes lor the numerous suicides in the hard times and incident privations. As a rule, however, the trials of people struggling against poverty tend to rouse the very qualities in human na ture that contribute to wholesome and practical thought, even though it be com mon place and prosy. Chicago Inter Ocean. Applying the Sehmox. The Rev. 3Ir. , oi the Unitarian Unurcn in a neifrhboriDK btate, preached a sermon a few Sundays Eince on the importance of savim; "ISO, ' ana iu tue course oi it dwelt impressively on tne moral courage required to use that monysyllable at the right time. Alter the sermon a collec tion was taken for a very deserving char- itv. When the conirresration was dis missed, a certain newspaper man way laid the pastor in the vestibule, and seizin": him by the hand thanked him ef fusively for the sermon one of the most effective he had heard. The pastor mod- estlv rcDlied : "I'm elad vou think 60, but cannot see why you should "Why." replied he of the newspaper, "when 1 went into church I was fully de termined to give five dollars to that char ity, but your sermon impressed me so deeDlv that I found couraare to resist the temptation, and let the plate-passer go by with an emphatic "No r-iWifor'f Drawer, in Harper's Magazine. Thb Lewiston, Maine, Journal tells the folio wins storv: tlA geutlemau trom North Lexinston, JIasa., who formerly resided in this -countv. tells a singular circumstance which occurred recently in that town, in which a man was actually 'kicked to death by adead horse.' It seems that the man's horse had died, a grave had been dug for the animal's body, and, with the assistance of another man, the owner was proceeding to lower the t ody to its final resting place. As it reached the edge of the cavity, it accidentally lurched over, one of the animal's hoofs caught in the frock which the man wore and threw him over the beast, headfore most, into the hole where be struck upon his head, breaking his neck." COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, f?' UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, RF.RKF.T.F.Y. r.AT.TRY")RTJTA I A Manifest Absurdity. x.u is iuauiiesLi v aosuru iu ciuiui mi T4- X. t r . j . 1 ,v ? a win Af A m 11 I an r rr i r an a IrAPOrlvP IlmDcI UC3. Yet this ia what is daily done by the vendors cuuup local Diners, coioreu iu mane tuu look attractive, and agreeably flavored, but ine alcoholic basis of wmcli is oi ine vueti. and most hurtful description. The transcend ent success of Hcstatter's Stomach Bitters, the leading alterative ionic of tbe United States,haa induced many of these compound ers of drams in disguise to attempt the coun terfeiting of this standard medicine, but their efforts have never proved successful on a large scale, and they have themselves in many instances notoriously "come to grief," through the instrumentality of the law. The genuine Bitters have, indeed, a spiritu ous basis, but they are emphatically a medi cine, since their botanic ingredients are sig nally efficacious in overcoming and prevent ing chills and fever, dyspepsia, liver com- plaint,constipation, and many other disorders. Wanted. A good Agent in every city. town and village in the United States, to take subscriptions for the Commercial Ad- live labor paper published in America. Sub- . scription 13.00 a year, in advance. Good in- aucements will be onerea to Agents. rrue for terms and full particulars. Address com mercial Advocate, 52t Montgomery Street, San Francisco. Cal. The season of vear is approaching when a safe and pleasant cathartic is almost a ueces- suy la ever lamiiy. aaca aa on ue found in the Yerba Buena Bitters. This won- ottnincH tn a Mr!H.Qr.rnfl Tinmilaritv in the short space of four years. No family should be without it. Physicians of high standing unhesitating ly give their indorsement to the ust of the Uraefenberg-MarshalVs Catholicon for all fe male complaints. The weak and debilitated lind wonderful relief from a constant use ol this valuable remedy. Sold by all druggists. f 1.50 per bottle. IIearino Restored. Great invention by one who was deaf lor 20 years. Send stamp for particulars. Jxo. Gabmore, Lock-box yo5, Covington, Ky. Etna Mowers, with double motion and latest improvements and "extras," at greatly reduced prices. Berry & Place, corner Mar ket and Fremont streets, San Francisco. 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Fob the best Photographs aud the lowest prices go to the old aud reliable establishment of WM. blifcW, No. 115 Kearny street, San Francisco, established in 1S51, and formerly located on Montgomery street. Cuuuuinafura . And others, not satisfied with the goods and prlcts In the Interior, would litd It to their advantage to for ward their orders to the old aud weil-kuowu Grocery House of C. J. IIawlky & Co., established in ISM. it has one of the largest and best selected stocK of goods on the Pacific Coast. Please favor us with your orders. We guarantee satisfaction or refund the money. Goods shipped to any depot or boat free of charge. Do not hesitate to scud your orders. C. J. UAWLEV & CO., Wholesale and Uetail Grocers, MS and it 17 Sutter street, San Francisco. P. O. lox 814. ParcliaHlug Akpiicj. Any parth-s desirous of having goods purchased for them in San Fraucisco can do so by addressing Mrs. W. II. Ashley, who will send samples of goods for their Inspection. To the laUte-a I would say that I have a Urst-class establishment lor Dress-making, and am prepared to execute country orders with dispatch. Being engaged iu business here I have the advantage of buying goods direct from the Importers at whole sale, and would give my patrons the uenent or same. Goods purchased and sent C. O. D. Send for Circular. Address Mus. W. U. ASULKV Sutter street. ltoom 51 San Francisco. 1 ONltiOMEKX'S TEMf KKANCE HOI EL, 7 Tickets. . iL Second St., ban Francisco, l Meal cn Mixed Cards with name.ln case. 13c. 25 no I alike, UU UK-. Outtit ltii:. Atwater llros., Forestville, Ct. 1 Kitfjiint Varan, Oriental, it ornmg-irlorif, etc., no J J 4 allXf,lctltt Htime.iuc'. naveiiB.ouumin, . l $44 s $66 a week at home. Outfit, worth $5, tree. CD.Pi&l & Ct..Augusia,.Me. it UMAX HAIK! The Cheapest A No. 1 goods in the AX city. A. 11. SAMl'bU.N, iu tuconu & t reel, . t QCARCE COODS, Him.Uh, IMiotos. &c. Sam J pie A Catalogue, dc. Paris Hook Co. Chicago, 111, GUNS REVOLVERS. 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Min- part ot these lonta). all in good order and nearly new lVtlv "iXirf type, wuhnce. -n'V;nn-st. b. f. 8tekett. ou, 31U ft. Nonnareil (or mn RECITATIONS AND READINGS ....FROM.... SHAKESPEARE AI THE POETS. y riiirATE parlors jxd draw- J. lngt Bik rooms, or at rtuhl'.c entertainment hi-tvl-d OOKS. Actur and Etocntioniur a limited number of pupils. Forms reading ri and mansges dramatic cubs. mM nours irom 1(1 a. m. to U m. and 2 to 4 p. m. Call or address No. if-0 fost bireer, ban rancisco. THE UNIQUE BOON! I ADIES and gentlemen, save yonr money. Avoid A.ih??JSHy.an.d the chances of being crippled All who are afflicted with hard or sort Corns. Bunions. Moies. ac.,sc.,bLKti EON'S WAbS will remove w,,, ,c, uu at once, ami without knife, pain, soreness or scurntlcation. One application only re quired. Recommended bv leatlimr rimiiipa frii-r. Ct;paid 1-5!,I Fetid or offensive Arm-pits, reel, which arises from riiauuwi n.n,iir,i,Lr ducts. Try the HERB-DISIN FECTOR, an actual and me oiny reineay or the kind, rrice. Orders svnt to au part f the country on receipt of price. Address i iwrtt, m. ij., care of M. Ductus Ferdenan der IS.. Laboratory. Agent, X15 Kearny St.. S. F. u- ;. CALVE RT'S GABBOLIV SHEEP WASH tut per rallon. T. W. JACKSON, Sn Fran Cisco, Sole Agent for the Pa cific Coast. Yerba Buena Bitters Purines the Blood. Yerla Buena Bitters Regulates the Liver. Yerba Buena Bitters Regulates the BowoIj. Yerba Buena Bitters For Biliousness. Yerba Buena Bitters For Liver Complaint. Yerba Buena Bitters Cure Dyspepsia. Yerba Buena Bitters Cures Jaundice. Yerba Buena Bitters For Indigestion. CRANE & BRIGHAM, Agents, S. F. JULY 4, 1878. ALL IiIXIS. Our own make, extra and quality. size Fire Crate! All Sizes, from Gold Chop to Giants. We are closing out our Fire Works and oCer Special Iiiluc-ui-iita to the trade. CHURCH & CO., San Francisco. PRINCE ORGANS Upwards of 58,000 Of these splendid and reliable instruments now In use in various parts of the world, lhey have no equal for HwrrtnKH of tout, durability. and eleirant exterior, combined with a moderate price. Agency at the Piano aud Organ V arerooms ol BANCROFT, KNIGHT & CO., 7J53 Market St., S. IP. t3fXso Agents for the new Musical Stringed In strumunt known as liunkel't American CITHERN! Combining the features of the Harp and Guitar. Its Donularitv Is unnrecedented. over 1"0.000 havine Dcen soia aunug me past six montiis. i lie cost u so low as to place it wittiiu me reacli or ail. ine.,imern is ia inciies long bv w lncnes wine, weight IV lbs. and is strung with 17 steel aud brats strings. It requires to be tuned but seldom, which can be doue by any one, with a Key th.it goes with it Price or Cillierii. Kilra hitIp. - - M-f. - Kosrwosil 'iiiti, Instruction Books, including a selection of Popular AirB, accompany each Cithern. Any one can learn to piay ou ine citucru in nail an hour. SWA Large Stock of Pianos, Orsranit, Sheet Jlnlo Hint Miixlrnl .11 ercliil !.. at the Music Store of BANCROFT, KNIGHT & CO. AMERICAN EXCHANGE HOTEL, SAN FK AX CISCO. 'IMIIS old and popular hotel has for ft quarter of a cemury cau'reu 10 uie wanis oi tue pumic. inos, liRY as, au old Californiau and an experienced gen tleman, conducts the house, which is a sufficient guar autee that Comfort, Wood Llvins, i'lvaiilioea And the general welfare of guests will be accorded to ail. The table will be furnished with the tiest the market affords. Gentlemanly and obllirinir clerks and careful waiters in attendance. This house is t he most centrally located of any In the citv. Street cars pass the dour every two minutes. The hotel coach will carry arry passengers to and irom the notice freeof charge, 'rices from !1.50 to S J.Jil per day. TO SOLICIT PICTURES FOB Copying, Enlarging and Retouching. HThe biet work and hlphpst commission srtven on mis coast. AaarewcOPVISM," 7 u'Far rel Nlrvrt. Sua I rHuriHCo. DOORS, WINDOWS, BLINDS, WEIGHTS, COKD, PL LLKV, &c, at lowesj rates. Send fur rlrrnlart v- II i market KITTKEUUE & CO., 20 and 2S California St.. S. F. niiuri-r mm i eaier in t oreign ana uo- AiSNp- lliestlC IEIICIM. tiood TillkiHir Purrxtu "'""J "-lull. jrnm OillKlUK t UUHry Birds a Specialty. Sent C. O. L. to any v vi ine country, zsenn ior i'rice last. .- rvearuy aireer, san t rancisco. N. CURRY 5c BRO. 113 Sansome Street, San Francisco, Importers and Dealers in every descrlp I.IOU oi Itreeeli and SXuzaEle-Iondlnft RIFLES. SHOT-GUNS AMD PISTOLS iSSTESISATIGHAl HOTEL Mi soil I en my 1t.. Man franrturo St M Hod S on I'EIS tUV. H. O. FATRIIUK. - - - FcoPitHToa. Two Concord C.otieM. with U-o name of the aoiei cn, win always i in waii-ins at t'!e Innaiwr to convey passKncers to the Hotel tree, i 5yBe sure you gel into the right Coach: II you do n-.t. Insy will cunrKU yo:i . 100.000 llos. CHOICE SMOKING TOBACCO. r., ..1-1 ... f . .. .. .1 .. . - ' nvnu ill i,wv, 1VUI ttllll Cl);ill, uuuee bacKS Irom Forty to Sixty-five Cents per Pound. These Tobaccos ill be found snnerlor tn nnr In ih. market for the price. We will send them tr, .nunno address in loU of not less than five (5J pounds, C. O. I) E. BRIGGS & CO., Tobacconist, 55 and 527 Market St.. San Francisco. A T RWCK BOTTOM PRICES. DOUBLE FARM JX. Harness wirli leather traces, all comiilcte. to 15 . per set. Single Bnuy llarnu'ss, 15 to 65 per set. o j !r . Tl '"CJoeaeu, wiui sinciios. blue baddies, on rawhldeor American trees, $1U tot 15 each Orders by Mail or Express promptly and faithfully filled aud satisfaction guaranteed, w. DAVIS 41 Market St.. San Frai,eiwo.Wlnlesale Saihllerv Dealer CAMERON 519 Sacramento St.. San Franc HOUSE, Leuiesuorff, T II. BAILEV, FOR FIFTEE Aj. priftor of the Old Ports Franciseo, has leased the above Ho EX YEARS PRO- rtsmouth House, San III til B unit liatinrnn the Bame in (food order and repair, will be happy to see tils old customers, and will endeavor to make them at home, as at his former location. 100,000 NEW YORK CIGARS ! JUST RECEIVED E.Y KAIL. AND FOK SALE AT LOWEST MARKET RATES. KOZMINSKY & BRO., 202 Sansome Street, San Francisco. P. GREGORY & CO., and 4 California St., S. F., Solo Agents for the Celebrated CDTTIVP TTriSJTM 3 A brand of Rubber Hose made ex- rressly for use on the facinc coast, osts no more and guaranteed to out last any other made. 11 nriiTf -DO TOO WANT THE BEST LINK HUt ft Wof I'liromos and rraum tn America? Do you want the lowest prices and free If so, a-.'.dress ALBERT DURKEK CO., J I Monroe street. Chlca go outfits f 4ft A NEW BROOM S1VKKPM n,K.S " The Patent Elastic, war ranted never to get shaky on the handle in the hot test and dryeot cli"'ate. Ask your grocer for it. Man ufactured only by ROBINSON", FOWLER & CO., 15 and 17 Sacramento Street, San Francisco. YSSto AMATEU3 PRINTING PRESSES, ?49 .d-I, g!' DODGE 6c PIERCE, 22 Kearny otreet, sail JJTancisco. WSESD FOR CIRCULAR. FIRE WORKS .9 Jr ENRIGHT'S STRAW BURNING ENGINES RESPECTFULLY heg leave to inform the public and parties intending to purchase Portable Straw-Burning: Engines, For threshing purpura for 1 STB. 'Ml ' ?. "r ! this season STliAW-BUKNu t-ui., to any I have heretofore made, at reasonable pMcea, and that I will (five a sstisfactory bond to any party bnyinx an Ennine from me or iny agent ai atotl will protect them In the use and right of using, and against all Patent law suit. JOSEPH ENEIUUT, &an jobc, .. UNIVERSITY MOUND COLLEGE, SAN Fit AN CISCO. Boarding School for Young men and uoys. prFor Catalogue, apply to JOIIV CAMBI.E. It. A.. I'rlnoipal. BUSINESS COLLEG E. 320 POST STREET, SAN FRASCISW. itif oldest and most complete Commercial col lege on the coast. Elegant halls -. new lurnuure iiior oupli lnstrncrion ; practical teachers; high atandlng with the pnoiic. Students can commence at ey time. Day and evening esslon. Circulars may be hart free on application. THE FOOTLIGHT THE RECOGNIZED DRAMATIC ORGAN r lb Parine Coast, Contains House Programme of principal Tiieatres and places of Amusement of San Francho: Theat rical eossip and general review of cm rent events in the Dramatic noriu. oeuu tor mic wij. Annnal Subscription.. ...3 OO SO Per Month... In Advance. Address FOOTLIGHT PUBLISHING CO., 320 Sanaoms St., Han Francisco. PATENT ADJUSTABLE BUGGY TOP. rpiIIS BCGGT TOP IS LIGHT. STRONG AND 1 durable. Adapted to seats of all classes of vehi cles. Mx difl'ereut sizes. Prir )!!l.. Orders filled by expres CO. D. Liberal discount to the trade. Agents Wonted In California, Oregon. Nevada. Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, Washington. Idaho. Ari zona and New Mexico. Address J. F. PLUM BE, Manufacturer and Proprietor, corner Main audi ol- som streets, San Francisco, Cal. ALBERT 91 A V & tO. N Ask vour Grocer for It and take noother.as.lt is the iK-st Soap for family use. Each bar weighs one full pound. We are afno sole agents for the Pacific Coast for C17DDELL TOILET M1APS. TheseToiIetSOi.ps are better than any imported. Remember the name, EMPEItOK SAVOX. (llleta Cream Dry Hop Yeast, warranted to please. (illrt's Double Extracts, the purest and strongest. Wlllet Lemon Sugar makes the best lemonade. Ciillet's Baking Powder, always sure to please. illlei- goods for sale by ALBERT .VAC & CO. Wholesale Grocers. and !il California Street. San Franciseo. OPIUM, IViORPHiftEor LAUDANUM JFSiabit Cured! Without pain, prostration or loan of business, '"all correspondence strictly confldenttaL" Price from to per montn money reiunnea 11 patient is not relieved. Address Lock, Box IOI . or call up on K. P. JlL'sKLL.5oa Alaaon ISt. ban Francisco. MENZO SPRING, Manufacturer of ARTIFICIAL LIMES Office and address, O Geary street. San Franciseo. Descriptive circular, blanks for measurements, with Instruc tions, and price list free on application. COMPRESSED ABSOLUTELY IUlfcI3. The Compressed Coffee is in no sense an extract or preparation from coffee, but simply the bent rojrta carefully selected, roasted, eronnd and compressed after a formula which at once fixes an t permanently re tains all its exhilarating and refreshing qualities, among which are catfeone (the volatile oil), and the caffeic acid (or astringent pronerty) which lose nearly if not quite all their virtues before they retch the table of the consumer. In any of the old methods of preparing coffee for immediate ue. This fact is well understood by experienced coffee men, and to supp'y the unavoidable deficiencies, cniccory. stale bread, rve. certain barks and other foreign substances have neeu added, in the way of adulteration, until now the people scarce ly know what pure coffee is. Ami with the belief tint dealers aud the best c;a.ss of consumers will welf jma and sustain me in my efforts to supply a pure, wholesome and delicious article, I now offer it direct to the puDllc. at the same price as the various kinds of prepared coffee. 1 ins c.onee is an equal mixture ot the very best Java nntler the brand of "MOCHA QUALIT V and those delicious and wholesome. It never fails to give satisfaction when properly prepared. It is healthful saves money. It is put up In convenient packages for For Sale by all Grocers and at the Manufactory, FREMONT STREET, SAN FRANCISCO. 51 A. P. ADAMS, Patentee and Manufacturer. THE WESTERN RURAL. $6,000 in Specials Premiums FOP. THE Fifty Lamest Cls for tie Western Rural and Yon "Folb" Monthly. Agents have until July 1, 1878. in which ti complete their Clnbs. "VVe offer among these premiums first class Farm Lands, Pianos, Organs, Farm Machinery, all kinds of live Stock of high pedigree, etc. "VVe good pay to sgents in addition to these Special Premiums. The YOOO Foi.liS :ioTIIXV counts the same In Clubs as Til K WKSTKHX RtUAI.. Til K u kstkkx iii rai. Leading Agricultural and Family Paper, published by a practical farmer. The YOlXfi FOIKS' MONTHLY is a large Magazine of 32 pages, containing a large amount of Reading Matter, Sketches Dialogues for Schools, etc. Send 10 cents for Premium List and special terms to Agents. Address 131 and 153 JOE POHEIM THE TAITiOK, 203 Montgomery St. and 103 Third, S. F. Business Suits made to order. In U hours, from $jo Pants made to order In 24 hours, from $3 Fine Diagonal, Cassimere and Scotch Cheviot 8uits, to order ti5 to ii Fine Dress Suits to order B tio to Overcoats, from $0 to &s Roles of eir-Meanreiiieiit Ment Free. CAROL AN, CORY & Co IMPORTERS OF in.03ST Ji-JSTTD STEEL. Agents for Pittsbarg Steel Works. 117 aud HO California t., WAX FKAM ISCO. Oil for Family Use. NONPAREIL OII, 130 deg Fire Test. ASTRAL Oil., 150 deg. Fire Tent Inl, 2, and 5 gallon cans! BKILLIAXT OIL, Faucet and Plain. uadiaxt on.. DEVOE'S PRATT'S OEOKOK M. BLAKK, Agent, 18 California St.. Koox 13, - Sas Fbancisoo TURBINE WINDMILL Simple, Xura.tlo n o Oruamental. This Mill IS SlLF-BEQCLATIse therefore cannot be Injured bt at nr 1 li m ThpT arA mad . t t- ., 'li-tl best materials, and warranted ta giro satisfaction. Manufactory, Oakland, Cal., Second St., bkt. Broadway AJfD Wasbixgtox Sts. 1 r the undersigned has pti' chased the Patbxt Kioht for tue Paciuc Const. Send for Circulars. A L. VAN BLAKCO.M, P. O. 15"x X07. Oakland, Cal. .ITleliMh; Aeonts Wnnt-d in Every Cmintv. KELLY STEEL BARBED WIRE 1 The Best and Cheapest. Send for Circular. JIUXTIXOTOX, IIOPKIXS A CO., San Francisco and Saernmento, General Agents for Pacillc Cuatt. "V PACIFIC WATER CURE Eclectic Health Institute, NORTHWEST CORNER 7th AND L ETS., SACKrV3IEXTO, CAL. BelnR fully prepared to treat all forms of disease on the latest aud most scientific principles, together with pood rooms and board, we with confidence ask for public patronage. For further particulars ad dress 31. K. CLAVTO. M. !., lriritor. NoTelly Beefstea. z::m h It will positively make the tough. f est steak tender. It is a perfect suo- cess. Testimonials irom parties us ing It would fill a volume. No. 1. Family Size, 60c. No. 2, Hotel size, 11. Samples sent to box, with circu lars, etc. postage paid. AGENTS WANTED Beware of counterfeits and spurious Imitations. The genu ine Improver can easily be recog nized by data of patent on handle and concave steel cuttlne-oolnts. TOOT WD-6OS, era W. lkM St.,Clucvs hmlw ul Sal iUnTlSV P. N. P. Co., (New Series), Mo. 13 Mineral Specimens FOR THE . L MICROSCOPE, I Well mounted on glass, for sale in boxes of one dozen. f tena tor flescrintlve circular, or c!l it. SSI Cslifor .nia St..S. F. CHARLES H. DEXISOX.P. O. Box 2.K0. and Costa Rica, and is put un In handsome s ityle. who once use it will eall for no other. It is purr, ric ch. It use. San Francisco, August 10, 1S77. A.P. Adam; Esq. : Hving given your Compressed Coffee a thorocgh trial, with the happiest resuts, I would say that, ia richness ami de'icacy of flavor, it surpasses anythinc we have ever used. It is cheapi-r than other cofiee because of its greater strength and its extraordinary keeping qualities, w hich woud make it very desira ble to small consumers. While the Compressed Coffee can be hart we shall uce no other. Kespecifully, P. Bkamish, U13U Howard Street. San Fbaxcisco, December 8, 1S76. Mr. A. P. Adams: Having been a lover and user of coffee for the past twenty years, and having tried ,nearly everything In the line of coffee during that time, I can safely say that I consider your coffee superior to any that I have ever used: there is a delicacy of flavor and richnesa to your coffee that I have never bee a able t obtain la other brands of coffee. Yours, re'peetfu'ly, Thomas J. Johnston. San Francisco, Adams: December 8, 1376. Mr. A. P. vou delicious article: and as soon as I cet mv lot of old coffee used up (icAicA is in the bean) I will use your Compressed, as it Is economical, and of a niot-t deli cious flavor. Georgk F. Bcnker, 13 De Boom Street. Mr. A. P. Adams: Sir: I have tried yonr Compressed Coffee, and with out qualification whatever, pronounce It tiellciuu. I. consider it the bachelor' boon, for it is altcay read, eatl; and quickly made, and will not deteriorate by exposure. Yours, truly, G. V. Pltmftox.. Fifth Avenue, Chicago, UK COFFEE. 1 . .