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Order from the country promptly attended to. novl, "75-tf OREGON CITY BREWERY, Having purchased the aboTe Brewery,; wishes to Inform the publio that they arel now prepared to manufacture a No. l quality OP LAGER BEER. As good aa can be obtained anvwhere in the State. Order solicited and promptly filled. BLANKS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION FOR bale at thigofhee. Justices of the Pccace can Ktt anytning in their line. -a"Iy FLY, 1IAIIY NAIL. BY TESSTBOS. Fly, happy sails, and bear the press, fly. happy with the mission of the cross. Knit land to land, and blowing heavenward. With silks, and fruits, and spices clear of toil. Enrich the harvest of the Golden Year. But we grow old. Ah ! when shall all men's good Be each man's rule, and universal peace Lie like a shaft of light across the land. And like a lane u! beams athwart the sea, Throngh all the circle of the Golden Year? MT Kill I AT SKA. I stood beside the sea girt shore. And I watched the white sails fade away ; I wondered if the hopes they bore Would to my heart return soiue day. The menths flew on with winged feet. And oft I watched, but watched in vain ; The wild winds to my heart repeat. "Thy ships will ne'er return again." 'Tis ever thus with human hopes. The flowers we prize are first to die; And as we fall 'neath fortune's strokes " The ships will ne'er come back," we cry. 'CICELV-ALKALI STATIO.W BY HKET H ARTE. Cictly says you're a poet maybe; I ain't much on ryme ; I reckoned you'd give me a hundred, and beat mo every time. Poetry ! That's the way some chaps put up an idee. But I takes mine "straight without sugar," aud that's what's the matter with me. Poetry? Just look round you alkali, rock aud sage; Sage-bush, rock and alkali ain't it a pretty page?' Sun in the east at momln", sun iu the west at night. And the shadow of this yer station the ou'y thing moves in sight. Poetry! Well, now Polly! Polly, run to your main ; Ruu right away, my pooty! By bv! Ain't she a lamb ? Poetry! That reminds mo o' suthing right in that suit. Jest shet that door thar, will yer? for Cicely's t ars is cute. Yc noticed Polly the baby? A month before she was born, f Cicely my old woman was moody-like aud for lorn ; Out of her head and crazy, and talked of flowers and trees Family man yourself, sir? Well, you knows what a woman be's. Nervous she was, and roslless said that she "couldn't stay." Stay and tk"e liiarent woman seventeen miles away. But I fixed it up with the doctor, and ho said ho would be ou hand. And I kinder stuck by ttio shanty and fenced in that bit o' laud. One night the teuth of October I awoko with a chill and a fright. For the door it was standing open, and Cicely waru't in sight; But a note was pined ou the blanket, which said that she "couldn't stay," ut had gone to visit her neighbor seventeen miles away. When and how she stampeded I didn't wait for to see. For out in the road next mi nit, I started as wild as she; Running first this way and that way. like a hound that is eff the scent. For there warn't no track in the darkness to tell me tho way she went. I've had sAme mighty mean moment? afore I kem to this spot Lot on the plains in '50, drowned almost, and shot ; But out on this alkali desert, hunting a crazy wife Was ra'ly as unsatisfactory as any thing in my life! "Cicely! Cicely! Cicety!" I called and I held my Breathe; And "Cicely! " came from the canyon ann all was still as death. And "Cicely! Cicely! Cicely!" came from the rocks below. And jest but a whisper of "Cicely!" down from tho peaks of snow. 1 ain't what you call religious; but I jest looked up to the sky. And this yer;s to what I'm coming, and may be vou think I lie ; But up away to the east'ard, yaller and big and far I saw of a suddent rising the riug'lerst kind of star! Big and yaller aud dancing, it seemed to beckon to me; Yaller and big and dancing, such as you never see star 1 "nd ""-'inS. I never saw such a' And I thought of them Miarps in the Bible and I went for it then aud thar. Over the brush and bowlders I stumbled and push ed ahead ; Keeping the htar afore me. I went wherever it led. It might have been for an hour, when sudden aud pert and nigh. Out of the yearth afore me thar riz up a baby's cry. Listen! thar's the same music; but her lun"s tlicv are strouger now " Thau the day I packed her aud hor mother I'm derned if I jest know how. But the doctor came next minit ; jnd tho joke of the whole thing is. That Cis never knew what happened from that very night to this ! But Cicely gays you're a poet; and maybe you might some day. Jest slim? her a ryme 'bout a baby that was born In a curious way. And see what she says; and old fellow, when you speak of the star don't tell As how 'twas the doctor's lautren for maybe "twon't sound so well. MIKE. Mike lived iu Fljnn's Court. There are plenty of just such courts in every large city, running away from wider streets, as if afraid, narrow by nature first, and rendered more so by heaps of unexplored deposit afterward. Mike lived in a house with ninety -seven other souls, all packed uncomfortably close together, of many nationalities and scolding tongues. II was nine years old, and not a very good boy for his age. In summer he wore a pair of trousers that were always too long though by pulling them up to his arm pits ho did his best for them and a jacket that made up for their excess by n corresponding derieiencv. lie wore no hat most of the time when he sat in the court hurling his whole vocabulary of slang and impertinence at boys up in tho windows opposite, but there were days when he submitted to the conven tionality of a straw ruin, whoso brim hung low on his slim young shoulders, lie was not a handsome boy at all, with the sole exception of his thick, curling hair, which had never been short with in tho memory of any one durin"- the six years that ho had been well known in his neighborhood. His nose turned up, and was sprinkled over with freckles on a foundation of tan; his mouth seemed loosely formed, as if not yet decided on its shape for life; and his eves, light blue and wide apart, winked, glanced, blinked, leered and stared in ever and surprising rapidity. He used to stand and dance a clog by himself tho brim of his hat flopping "with each leap, his bare, dirty feet moving quick ly to the whistling of the undecided mouth, hands in pocket, eyes winking, trousers fluttering about his ankles, all alone with the rubbish heaps and the court mua, tne sun, the dingy house, one pet cat, and his own ille, ill-regulated thonghts. Mike had a father who worked with a pickaxe on city jobs during tho day, and went to meetings of Penian Broth erhoods, Wolf Tono Circles, and the like, at night. He was interested in tho freedom of Ireland, theoretically speak ing, and his family saw little of him. Perhaps, illiterate man though he ws, he differed not greatly from those who go to clubs of a better sort, with pro jects more refined, who would never recognize anything in themselves akin to Mr. OToolo following, blindly, im praetieally that Irish chimera, that will-o'-the-wisp of her uneducated sons. Mike's mother took in washing when she could get it, and went out by day when she could not. Coarse of skin, luxuriant and unkempt of hair, untidy of dress, she worked hard when she did work, but it hardly sufficed for lier many children and her occasional al lowance of liquor, her only recreation. Do not call her "as bad as a thief and a criminal;" wo have finer tastes than hers, thanks to education, and can not easily put ourselves in her place. Mike's older brothers and sisters idled, or worked by the day in differ ent employments, generally coming home at night, and Mike, like them at his age, ran wild. He went to school, but his teacher sent him home every day to have his clothes mended and his hair brushed ; but as he never could find the comb, he did not go back that day. Finally he went, back no more; and at twelves in the multiplication table, while still vague about the rnap of South America, and wandering in the mazes of articles and pronouns, Mike's educa tion stopped. lie was not particularly popular, but his social instincts were so strong that he would rather be with a cat or dog or a very small bo- than be alone. He sometimes playe.l for one morning with some little boy with a broad collar and and bright buttons and clean hands; but Mike noticed that he never could get the same one twice; ho had orders not to cross the street next time. Once a little girl with curls and long ribbons on her hat asked him to come and play under her steps. Mike was not diffident, and went readily. "What makes you have your hair so short in front?" asked Mike, after sit ting down comfortably. "Oh, because," she replied, pleasantly- "Comb it yourself?" was the next question. "No," replied the little girl. "Is your comb always round ?" "Mamma combs my hair," she an swered; "don't yours?" "Don't your mamma brush yours when people dine with you ?" "Wot's dine?" "Why, cat, of course." "No, you don't," exclaimed Mike; 'that don't go down. Don't try that on me." Just hore a strong hand lifted Mike by the jacket collar, and hurled him into the street like a kitten. "Get out of here, you dirty little wretch, you!" from the servant's disgusted lungs, came after him. Then Miko turned and screamed out his whole list of impreca tions, slang and abuse at tho door slammed in his undesirable face. Once he taught a nice boy his entire stock of street slang, with its newest additions, and he never saw that boy again but once, and then tho nice little boy ran as if Mike were tho small-pox. Constant receptions of this kind made him lose somo of his native independ ence with nice children. He grew to dread servants, to expect snubs, to ac cept coolness as his due, to be left alone, to be passed with no "hollo" of recognition to his own signal. So he used to hang on the outskirts of a small society of little ladies and gen tlemen who drew aside their dress as they passed him with tho cool stare of experience. Ho chased cats in the court sometimes; ho hung on passing buggies till whipped off, climbed upon ice teams, took an interest in hacks standing for weddings or funerals, threw rotten fruit at the guardians of the peace and dodged, snow-balled every body, and smoked the ends of cigars. lie never had any skates in winter nor ball in summer. He fished off the wharf sometimes, but seldom caught any thing. fie grew accom plished in whistling tunes of the "Mul ligan Guards" type. Somo ono put him into a mission Sunday school once, but he had to sit still and think, and he was not used to it, so he did not go again. Ho was al ways ragged, and often hungry, and he mostly ate his bread and molasses in the street, when it was not too cold; for the sake of company. He did not have much of what we call chara.ter; ho was not original; he did not have indefatig able persoverence, or any thing of the kind; but then he was only niue years old. He used to look into the windows of the periodical stores, and read the titles of the dime novels with delight; he rev eled in the wood-prints of "One Eye, the Scourge," and stood long before the fascinating pictures descriptive of "Snarleyow, the Dog Fiend," And so looking and dreaming in his own way, he decided that a trapper's life was the life for him. He had small conceptions of distance, and thought some hunting grounds might be found near the termi nus of the horso railway; so he made preparations for the work. One five cent loaf, a jack-knife with two blades, one piece of clothes-line five feet long, for capturing deer, buffalo or any thing of that sort, and six cents, comprised his outfit. He knew trappers had a tent usually, and a slouched hat and black mustache; but not being able to manage either, reluctantly left them out. One chilly, gray day, late in November, he wrapped up his possessions, confided his secret to the latest nice boy he knew, who recoiled with horror, and Jthen, his father and mother being out, and his elder brothers and sisters scat tered or quarreling, Mike sat out on hi travels. He took a car, and, by dex trous jumping off and on, managed to save his fare, and when the horses were unloosed at the end of tjio route,' he ran. There were too many houses about there, but he saw trees in the distance, and went toward them. The street was long, but at last, by climbing up high on the rocks above the road, he found the trees. A rough country it was, Mike thought, and it was growing cold, but he walked on. It was lonesome too, and . Mike wished that he had brought his next younger brother, but it was too late now. It began to snow, and soon snowed hard. Mike looked round him, a little frightened. He fell, too, once or twice, for the rocks were steep and slippery. "I wonder where the deer are ?" thought he. He had heard that a whistle would call them, so he tried "Captain Jinks" aDd the "Mulligan Guards," but both failed of their object, and it was growing rapidly dark. J ust then a canary, bewildered and evidently hurt, hopped close to him, then flew a little. Miko gave chase. Loaf under his arm, rope in hand, he ran farther and farther. The bird, though evidently weak, went fast er than he. It was dark. He lost sight of it, ran forward and fell. They did not find him for several days. The snow had fallen very thick for that time of the year, and it was bitterly cold. On the fourth day, a party of gentlemen, walking out after dinner from the great house on whose grounds Mike had gone hunting, with cigars and light talk, came suddenly upon something half buried in the snow, amid bushes and stones, with high bare shrubs above it something lying so still that, though they hushed their tones, the loudest laugh would not wake it. The gentlemon lifted the childish figure in the ragged jacket and long trousers extended at the foot' of tho steep rock, and the dead canary near him. Such an unfinished little life to end so soon! 'Such an ignorant child to have gone so far on the long journey! nis parents mourned and buried him after their fashion; and that was all, ex cept that one of the gentlemen, who was an artist, being struck with something picturesque in the circumstances, painted the picture as he saw it, and people praised it, as an expression of a phase of human life, very much. Fi nally a lady bought it. and it is seen by those who know mostly of lives like this through art, and they feel its pathos; often their voices tremble as they turn away. The picture shows them a high rough rock and leafless shrubs, and at their base, half hidden under a large stone which has fallen upon him, a little boy with long heavy hair lies stretched, tho rope and bread close beside him, and near by a dead canary The artist calls his picture "Death." There may be shown in Mike" some grand meaning in his little worthless life here whan he has grown to be a man, and looks back upon it from the great far country. Mistaken Kindness. We very often meet with youflg men who. at the age of twenty-one, are no more fitted to fight the battle of life than most boys are at sixteen. This is often, to an extent at least, the fault of friends who, through mistaken kindness, have taken upon themselves the thinking and reasoning that should have been done by thoso they so urgently desire to assist. In other cases it arises from alack of force of character in the young men that in duces them to rely on their friends for advice and counsel rather than exert themselves to the extent necessary to form an opinion on which to found a judgment. One of the first lessons a man should be taught is that of self relianee. Let him seek the advice of older and wiser people if he will; good counsel harms no one; but should care fully consider all they say, and then de cide for himself; sometimes, perhaps often, he will decide -wrongly but every wrong decision is, or should be, a valuable lesson. Friends may prop erly be used as counsellors and guides, but not as leaning posts or staffs. Learn another's stroke if you think it better than j'ours, then padille your own ca noe. Floats and life preservers aro often very serviceable but they are not always at hand iu time of danger, and he is wise who learns to swim without their assistance. Until a boy can learn to rely upon his own judgment, he will never bo a man, in reality, no matter what his age may be. Toys vou Children. Wo cordially approve of the custom of giving toys to children. True, for some reasons it seems as though money were wasted when expended on a wagon, the wheels of which are not round; or on a Noah's Ark with animals which refuse to stand firmly on uneven legs; and the intend ing purchaser almost turns from the poor, cheap toys with the intention of buying for tho little friends whoso hap piness he has at heart something useful, beautiful and permanent; but remem bering the time when a new knife, or a top, or a paper of candy, or a regiment of tin soldiers was of more value in his eyes than much fine gold, he purchases what seems to him trash and proves to others genuino treasures. If such a change has taken place between the tastes, pleasures and opinions of boy hood and those of manhood, is there any reason to think that we shall never grow weary of the possessions and pleasures of middle life which now seem so satisfying to us? Will rare and curious books, statues, vases and paint ings ever appear as worthless in our eyes aa toys? Shall we not, in our se rene old age, look back upon tht things which pleased us in middle life, and re gard them as mere toys? Let us, then, consider the children, and make them happy while they still retain the capaci ty for being amused by simple things. " COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, The Parisian Salon. Every movement, artistic, literary, and social, of the last century emanated from the numerous and brilliant salons of Paris. Thenco issued the " Ency clopedic " of Diderot and d'Alembert, the satires of Voltaire, the " de l'Es prit " of Helvetius, the " Systeme de la Nature" of Holbach, and all that flood of atheistical and subversive literature which deluged France and Europe with infidelity, and culminated in the great revolution. French society may bo said to have been born in the salon. Yet tho salon was not a French creation; that honor belongs to an Italian lady, Cath arine. Marquise de ltambouillet, who, being brought to France by her hus band, found the manners of the court of Henri le Grand so coarse to her re fined Roman taste that she resolved to create a circle of her own, to which only thoso distinguished for refinement of manners and intellectual proclivities should be admitted. It was just at this period that France, having recovered from the devastating" wars of the League, and now enjoying a hitherto unknown prosperity, thanks to the wise government of tho king and his minis ter Sully, began to awaken to intellect ual life; consequently the marquise found numbers eager and willing to en ter into her project. The Parisians of thoso days were as rude and coaso in all matters of taste as were their neighbors, the English and Germans; their furni ture was clumsy, their decorations were heavy, and the prevailing colors were red and tan. Imagine then, tho con trast presented by apartments hung with delicate blue velvet trimmed with gold, adorned with beautiful paintings by the great Italian masters, a thousand elegancies and a profusion of flowers, that make the apartments a brilliant garden. In the course of time tho marquise's assemblies became the su preme tribunal of taste and authority in all matters relating to language and literature. Here every poet of renown read his verses, every dramatist his plays, and received judgment before giving them to the vnlgar world, nere the French language was fixed, and ev ery word put upon its trial, to bo ban ished forever as vulgar or adjudged fit for polite lips. Here was suggested to Richelieu the idea which afterward took the practical form of the Aeademie Francaise. Here were developed tho?e polished and elegant manners which until the Revolution rendered the French noble the gentleman par excel lence of Europe, and the French lan guage the most correct, piquant, and perfect medium of conversation of all modern tongues. Here modern society was created; and it was here that wo man first began to exercise a marked in fluence upon the national life, which, while it softened and refined the man ners, proved so disastrous to France in the persons of Maintenons and Du Bar rys. Here, also, arose that school of exaggerated gallantry and sentiment which afforded Moliere and his contem poraries such splendid objects of satire. Under the marquise and her yet more celebrated daughter Julie, the Hotel de llambouillet rose to its highest fame about 1G30, and kept its position until the troubles of the Fronde rebellion closed it in 1G15. During all these years it cannot but be sup2Ksed but that imitations of theso assemblies had sprnng up. Marion de Lorme and Ni non de l'Enclos, the Lais and Aspasia of the period, opened their houses to all that was witty, gay, and licentious. Then there were the coteries of tho fe male Frondeurs, the brilliant Madame do Chevreuso, the beautiful Madame do Longueville. Nor must we forget the poet Scarron , over whose gatherings the future Madame de Maintenon presided. But the true successor of Catharine de Ilambouillet was Madame de Scudery. the once famous novelist, the author of "Le Grand Cyrus," " Clelie," "Ibra him," romances in ten volumes! It was in her salons that Moliere found his " Precieuses llidicules" and his " Femmes Savantes." Here love and gallantry were reduced to a code of rules, any infringement of which was punished by expulsion from the society. Plain Talk to a Girl. Your every day toilet is a part of your character. A girl who looks like a " fury " or a sloven in the morning, is not to be trusted however finely she may look in the evening. No matter how humble your room may be, there are eight things it should contain, viz: a mirror, washstand, soap, towel, comb, hair, nail and tooth brushes. These are just as essential as your breakfast, before which you should m3te good and free use of them. Parents who fall to provide their children with such appliances not only make a great mistake, but commit a sin of omission. Look tidy in the morning, and after the dinner work is over improve your toilet. Make it a rule of your daily lifo to " dress up" iu the afternoon. Your dress may or may not be anything better than calico, but with a ribbon or ilower, or some bit of ornament, yon can have an air of self respect and satisfaction that invariably comes with being well dressed. Ornamental. Owners of country houses can ornament their grounds at very little expense, if they choose to sacrifice some time and exercise some taste. Small out-housea, grape-vine ar bors and frequented walks may not only be made beautiful ornaments to the gar den, but shady resting places, where those who so desire, in the heat of the summer day, or ovendnring warm, sun shiny winter weather, may find a pleas ant retreat. There are scores of hardy vines that, with' a trifle of care may be made to cover such arbors, rendering them most attractive in themselves, and objects which, together, serve to form the out-door attractions of home. It is a matter of suiprise when we think of these things, that the grounds about so many country dwellings are, as from choice, utterly neglected. January came, thaw and conquered. Rochester Democrat. : i. Horrors of the Siberian Mines. PRISONERS WHO NEVE It SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY A PRISON PEN WHERE NO CON VICT RETURNS ALIVE. The exiles who live in the mines are convicts of the worst type and political offenders of the best. The murderer for his villainy, the intelligent Polish rebel for his patriotism, are deemed equally worthy of the punishment of slow death. Thev never see the light of day, but work and sleep all the year round in the depths of the earth, extract ing silver or quicksilver under the eyes of task-masters who have orders not to spare them. Iron gates, guarded by sentries, close to the lodes, or streets, at the bottom of the shafts, and the miners are railed off from one another jn gangs of twenty. They sleep within recesses hewn out of the rock very kennels into which they must creep on all fours. Prince Joseph Lumbom irski, who was authorized to visit ono of the mines of the Oural at a time when it was not suspected he would ever pub lish an account of his exploration in French, has given an appalling account of what he saw. Convicts raked with the joint-pains which quicksilver pro duces; men whose hair and eyebrows had dropped off, and who were gaunt as skeletons, were kept to hard labor un der the lash. They have only two holi days a year, Christmas and Easter; and all other days, Sundays included, they must toil until exhausted nature robs them of the use of their limbs, when they are hauled out to die in the infirm ary. . Five years in the quicksilver pits are enough to turn a man of thirty into an apparent sexagenarian, but some have been known to struggle on for ten years. No man who has served in the mines is ever allowed to return home; the most he can obtain in the way of grace is leave to come up and work in the road gangs, and it is the promise of this favor as a reward for industry which operates even more than the lash to maintain discipline. Women are employed in the mines as sifters, and get no better treatment than the men. Polish ladies by the dozen have been sent down to rot and die, while St. Petersburg journals were de claring that they were living as free col onists; and, more recently, ladies con nected with Nihilist conspiracies have been consigned to the mines in pursu ance of a sentence of hard labor. It must always be understood that a sen tence of Siberian hard labor means death. The Russian Government well knows that to live for years in the atro cious tortues of the mines is human ly impossible, and, consequently, the use of a euphemism to replace the term capital punishment is merely of a piece with the hypocrisy of all official state ments in Russia. Once a week a pope, himself an exile, goes down into the mines to bear the consolations of relig ion, under the form of a sermon, en joining patience. By the same. occasion he drives a lively trade in vodki. The miners who live habitually on tschi and black bread, are allowed a ko peck for a good day's work, and this sum invariably goes for drink. Perhaps the raw, rancid spirit serves to keep up their strength; anyhow, the intoxication it brings on affords the unfortuuates the only drug of comfort they can ex pect on earth. One shudders to think of the state of the belter educated men who refuse the consolation of occasion ally drowning their sorrows in liquor. What must be the plight of professors, journalists, land-owners, who have been condemed to die by inches for the crime of emitting liberal opinions, which in England bring a man to a great honor and comfort on every side? Married Off Hand. A wedding as abrupt, if not as fantastic, as Mr. Wem mick's took place 'on New Year's night, at Marlboro, on the Hudson. During the afternoon a well known resident of the village called on the Rev. Dr. Os bon and invited him to dinner at six o'clock. "Bring a marriage certificate with you," said the host, "we may have a wedding here to night." The doctor is a disci eet man and did as he was told. At his friend's house he met a large company, and after dinner was an nounced tcok his seat at tho well-appointed table. The host undertook to carve the turkey, but made such bung ling of his duties that one of the guests was constrained to remark to him, "You should get married; then your wife would teach you the proper way to do these things." The host did not deny the seft impeachment, but told what manner of woman he should like for a wife, ending by saying: "Now, before we proceed further, s'pose we take a vote as to whom I shall marry." The company entered into the the canvass with great hilarity, and after the vote was taken it was declared that the host was in duty bound to marry his house keeper, a young and well-educated lady who had p resided over tho establish ment for more than one year. The young lady had stepped into the kitch en to give some final directions to tho cook, and whoa she returned she was informed of the views of the company. She was completely taken aback, but after tho ladies had coaxed her to give her consent, she placed herself in the hands of her friends. "Halloo! let's get married now," exclaimed the host, with the iniperturable Wemmick's self possession. The dinner was suspended indeed, it had scarcely begun; the bride took off her whitelapron ; the bride groom dropped his napkin; the two were made one; the marriage certificate was signed; and the company kissed the bride and then sat down to dinner with a first rate appetite. The next day a spinistor in the neighborhood, hearing whatjbad happened, raised her hands toward heavenand exclaimed, in a spirit of true devoutness, " Lord, how sud den! there's no tellin' whose turn'll come next!" A little boy will never willingly re linquish any of his cakes except his spank-aches. What it is we Drink. The following recipes, which were found in an establishment that was seized by Sheriff's officers in New York City recently, will be interesting, as showing that there is a vast difference between pure and adulterated liquors: OLD BjURBON WHISKY. 40 gallons pure spirits, "5 gallons good Bourbon whisky, 2 ounces spirits of nitre, 2 ounces fusil oil (from corn) cut in alchol. Stand four days and use it. DARK COGNAC BRANDY. 59J, gallons pure spirit (first proof), 1 pint brandy coloring, 1 pound essence of cognac, mixed with 1 quart alcohol, 95 per cent. CHERRY BRANDT. 4,S4 gallons pure spirit (first proof), 2 pounds best sugar, 1 drachm oil of bitter almond. Color it very dark. HOLLAND GIN. GJ4 gallons pure spirit (first proof), Yt ounce oil of juniper, dissolved in 1 pint alcohol, 95 per cent., 2 pounds sugar. PORT WINE. 27 gallons new cider, C gallons cherry brandy. 5 gallons pure spirit, 2 gallons sugar spirit, 4 pounds alcanet root, xt pound tartaric acid, 2 ounces alum. CHAJIPAONB. 40 gallons cider, 3 pounds loaf sugar, 2 ounces crystalized tartaric acid, i quart yeast. 3 gallons water, 4 gallons pure spirit, 15 per cent, un der proof. Let it stand ten days, fine and bottle it if sparkling; if not sparkling, again fine it and add more acid, and this pro cess should be repeated until it is suit able for bottling. When bottled, put in each bottle a piece of sugar, the size of a pea, then cork and wire the bottle, covering it with tinfoil, after the man ner of champagne. An Heroic Rescue from the Flaiteb A fire which occurred in St. Andrew's parish, London, a few weeks ago, pre sented unusual features of peril to hu man life and of gallantry in rescue. An old stone mansion house which could be reached only from the front was discovered to be on fire, and the flames were wll under way in the inte rior before the alarm was given and men came to the rescue. The excavation of the street in front of the house for sew erage purposes made it impossible to approach the burning building from the front with fire-escape apparatus or with extinguishers. Through the smoke, the forms of two people could be seen at the upper window and, with tho stairway below in flames and no possi bility of reaching the window with lad ders from the street, it became a prob lem how to rescue them. The adjacent buildings were accessible, and it was only a moment's work after tho arrival of a rope for two men of the Fire Bri gade to carry it over the roof of tho burning building and by means of it re&ch the half-suffocated persons at the windows. They lacked strength to save themselves by clinging to the rope and making their way to the adjacent roofs, but they were successfully carried out and saved, by an ingenious expedient, from what otherwise was a certainty of death by fire. TnAT Electric Current. The man who doesn't believe that there is an electric current passing between the minds of human beings should have been at the Central depot last evening when a train went out just forty seconds ahead of a man who had planned to bo in Chicago this morning. He ran down the depot, yelling and gesticulating, but he could neither stop the train tor overtake it. When he stopped ho was close beside a boot-black, who had wit nessed the whole performance, and with a grin clear around to his ears, tho boy observed: "No, it. can't, for Beeeher says there's no such place !" The stranger looked at him for about a minute and then handed him a quar ter and turned away. Now, if there is not a mental electric current, how did that boy know wha: that man was think ing of? The Largest War Vessel. The new ironclad, Italia, which the Italian Gov ernment are having constructed at Cas tellamare, will, it is said, be the largest vessel of war in the world. Its greatest length will be 120 metres; breadth 22 metres; draught of water 8.50 metres; displacement 13,000 tons; and weight of the hull alone 5,000 tons. Ita arma ment will consist of guns, the exact weight of which is not yet known, but it is at all event to exceed 100 tons, and the iron plates with which the hull is to be protected will be 55 centimetres thick. It is estimated that the con struction and armament of this gigan tic vessel will cost at least twenty mil lion francs, about 800,000. Entrrtaining Compant. In winter, it is pleasant for young folk to give and attend social parties, if they aro not made too expensive for people of mod erate means. The custom of preparing ae extravagant supper, particularly when there are no servants to perform the drudgery, is a foolish one. Now if wo will have parties; if we are to enjoy this life and derive pleasure from so ciety while we may, let us adopt a sim pler method of entertainment, and, during the evening our friends spend with us, pass around fruit and cake in au informal way. That will cost com paratively little, but will prove that we are hospitably inclined, and is a suffi cient evidence of welcome. " Is it a good taste for girls to giggle at f uncials 1" is the query in Western Alabama. A girl who can't cry at a funeral wonld not be a good hand to do up a sore toe. 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