DEVOTED TO NEWS, LITERATURE, AND THE BEST INTERESTS OF OREGON. YOL. 11 OREGON CITY, OREGON, THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 1877. NO. 35. THE ENTERPRISE. A LOCAL NEWSPAPER FOB TUX rururr, lialna Mu nnd I'xiullr Circle ISSUED EVERY THURSDAY PBOPItlETOB AND PUBLISHER. Official Paper for Clackamas County. Office: In Cuterprive Uulldiuv, One door South of Masonic Building, Main Street. Trrum of Suburrlpllou i Single Copy, one year, iu advance l r0 Single Copy, nix mouths, iu advance 1 50 Tvriut oT Advertlalug : Transient advertisements, inrluding all Ual notices, per square of twelve lines, uue week $ '2 00 For each subsequent insertion 100 Doe Column, one year 120 1)0 Half Column, one year 60 (H) Quarter Column, one year 40 (X) Buaineis Card, one square, cue year 12 00 o SOCIETY NOTICES. OREGON LODGE, No. UTi-'obTF. Meets every Thursday Evening, atytv-- - f 7H o'clock, in Old Fellows' Hall.I 7TtNr I Main Street. Members of the Ordt-r are Invited to attend. By order of N. O. REBECCA DEGREE LODGE, No 2, I. O. O. F.. meets on the Second and fourth Tuo-dny Eveninua of ech month, at 1V o'clock, iu the Odd Fellows" Hall. Members of the Degree are invited to attend. FALLS ENUAMfMENl", No. 4, I. O. O. F., meet at Odd Fellows' Hall on the First and Third Tuesday of each month. Patriarchs in good standing are Invited to attend. MULTNOMAH LODGE, No7 1, A. F. Il A. M .. holds it regular comrm.nt- j rations on the Vin.t ami Thirl Kxtiirrlavc ft is ra-n mourn, at i o ciock irom tne -anti .. ven ui orpieiuuer w iuc & u oi jiarcn ; anil 7 o'clock from the 30th of Mar.-h to the f t 20ih of September. Br thren in fcood standin ' tre Invited to attend. By order of W. M. BUSINESS CAKDS J. W. NORRIS, Pliy.siciaii and Siarj;co OmC! AND BIKIDEXCE : On Fourth S'ret, at foot of Cliff Stairway. tf CHARLES KNIGHT, CANBY. OEEOO.V, cl'Iiysiciaii and Ii.ijjjisl. Prescriptions carefully filled at short notice. Ja7-tf PAUL BOYCE, M.O., lhj sloian and Surgeon, OaEftOJI ClTT. ObEOOX. Cvroni Diseas-si and Pleases of Women and Children a specialty. Office Hour day and night ; always readv wh n duty calls. au25, '76-tf o DR. JOHN WELCH, fiaDENTIST. OFFICE IJi OREGON CITY OREGON. ( Higatat cash price paid for County Oidera. JOHNSON & McCOWN, ATTORNEYS and COUNSELORS AT LAW OREGON CI"Y. 01EG0N. Will practloe in all th- Courts of th- State, ttpe. tal attentl n fd en t . ..s in tbe I'nlted States Land Odlce at Oregon City. Sapr72 tf L. T. BAR1N, ATTORNEY AT LAW OREGON CITY, OUEGON. Will practice in all th Courts of the State. nuvl, '75-tf W. H. HICHFIELD, XI m tn.lllMlitl slnoe '4l, One door N rth of Pope'a Hall, MAIN tT.. itr:ji. city. uitt:u. An aasoittnent of Watches, Jewlry. and S'th Thomas' Weight ChK-ks. all or which are warrant d to be as represented. Repairing done on short notice; and tbauk.ui for past patronage, l aali 1'ni.l tor County Orders. JOHN M. BACON, DEALFB IN f!ll$ uuuuu) uiuiiuituii a i PICTURE FRAMES. MOULDINGS AND MISf'FL- LANEOLS GOODS. t'K AMr.H yt IK r i:i It. Oheoon Citt, Oreoox. "At the Punt OiBce, Main Strett, west side. novl, '"5-tf J. R. GOLDSMITH, tiKXEUAT, MnVWl'AI'I 1 1 Collector and Solicitor. PORTLAND, OREGON. C"Best of references given. ilt't-25-"77 HARDWARE, IRON AND STEEL, Hubs, Spokes, Stilus. OAK, ASH AND HICKORY PL&.NK. MOIITIIRI'P maj31,'76-tf THOJIPSOX, Poitlaud, Ortfron. J. H. SHEPARD, HOOT AXI) SHOi: STOKE, One door North of Ackerman Bros. 7 Boots and Shoes made and repair.-d as cheap as the cheapest. novl, '75-tf MILLER, CHURCH & CO. PAY THE HIGHEST PRICE FOR WHEAT At all times. . t the 0 OREGON CITY MILLS, And bare on band FEED and FLOUR to sell, at market rates. Parties desiring Feed must furnish racks. novl2-tf A. C. WALLING'S Fionecr Koolt Bindery Plttock's Building, cor. of Stark and Front Sts., PORTUXD. OKEGOX. TJLANK BOOKS BLLED AND BOUND TO ANT J3 tics i rati pattiru. Music Bo ks. Manizine 31 wapaprr. etc.. b .und in every variety of tyl known to the trade. Orders from the cuntiy promptly att nded to. novl, '75-tf OREGON CITY BREWERY. ittjithl:t & maddeh, Having purchased the above Br-wery,, 1.H. ... i.r .1 tn - ... .w. J L" : luti'im mn puuuc fcliafc lu-jf rr "ww, "rsparra tj manufacture No. 1, allty OF LAGER BEER. rx4 m can ba obta'nsd anvwhere In the State. w awuaiisa aaa promptly fill.d. THE DESERTED HOUSE. A So.:et Br W. H. There by the roadd 1e stands the queer old house. besetted it nan been for m-aiy yeaia ; And vren fUe enters first one has strange fears Oi" wh.it may be tui-ide. But not a mnue Raises Its tiny head, or bides, afraid ; Aiid th- Mile sjund through the .ieep tillness heard, I - the Rhrill chirping or a motber-b;r I, ho right above the do- r her n- st has made. While through hare, lonely rooms my wav I wend, 1 feel a kind of pity for the thing, Le.t thus alone, like to some fallen king. Deserted both by enemy and frieud. But life is short; so gently close tne gate. And leave the house to merry and to fate. St. Nicholas for June. THE XOTE OF IfAD. Haus and Fiitz were two Deutst-hers who lived side by side. Remote from the world, its deceit and Its prldo ; With their pretzels and beer, the Bpare moments were spent. And tlie fruit-i of their labor wero peace and con tent. Hans purchased a horse of a neighbor ous da) , And lacking part of the gold as they saj Made a call u, ou Frits to solicit a loan To help him pay for bis beautiful rjiu. Fiitz kin Uy consented the nionty to lend. And gave tue required amount to hi frieud, R-oiai king, his i.wu pimple lanuae to quote, Berhaps It vas better ve make us a note." The note wan drawn up lu their piimit've way, " I, II ins. gets fr.iiu Freets teefty dollar-. tvi-uay" Wiieu the question aroe, the ni te being made: ' Yioa von n il ls dot bap r until it vas baid ?" "You geeps dot," says Fiiti, " und den you vill know You owe me dot money." Siys Hans : "Dot ishso; D'1 makes me remember I hnf dot to buy, Und 1 prings you der notn and der money some day." A month had expired when Haus, as agreed. Paid back the amount, and from debt lie whs freed. Says Fritz : " Now dat settles us." Haus replies : ' Yaw ; Now who dakesdot paper according by law?" " I geeps d t, now, aiud't it?" says Fritz : " den you i-ee I alwas remembers you pid dot to me." Say Hans : ' D t ih so, it va now susht so plain, D.-t I knows Viyt to do ven I porrows again." STORY OF A FLY. Mr. Poivry was a bald-headed, good old raun. Ilad he been aught but good, be would have beeu lost; but he was bald, ami it was that which saved him, as von will see from this very veracious history. Although au honest merchant, he was very successful and amassed a fortune. His most successful commercial opera tion had been hi marriage. He had, at the age of thirty-live, espoused a charming widow who had brought him one hundred thousand francs in hard cash, and who loved him as tenderly as she had done Iter two fir.st husbands. As goodness, it is said, receives eventu ally its recompense, o he was rewarded by the early loss of his dear p.trtner. Master of his lu-art and fortune, ha at last placed both at the fe-et of a charm ing girl of good family, who brought him youth and beauty as her dowry, treasures which, commercially, do not rate very htKh, but which, nevertheless, possess a value peculiarly their own. Mr. Poivrv had then seen some fifty Summers, s ihtly tinged with the light frosts of a few Winters. A learned member of the Academv of Sciences tells uh thero are two seasons of youth, one which commences at the common are that n. at birth: the other which recommences toward tiftv. That is the true, the crood. the solid vouth. that of distinguished men, anil particu larly tue bald, lue eminent academi cian invented this theory at the age of fifty-three. It was time. We are assured that this new economy of the existence of man is so clearly ex posed that all those who have read the book have become converted. Bnt we are assured also tuat those only tiave read it who have passed their fiftieth year. The young girls of eighteen ami the young women of twenty resist this specious argument, and hold the opin ion vulgar. Perhaps thirty years hence they will change, and admit the possi bility of a second spring-tide. As for mvself, I will wait soihh vears before I commence the perusal of this consolinji book. Mr. Poivry agreed with the eminent academician. He felt himself active, refreshed, regenerated. "I feel strong a?ain, and youthful as a young sapling'" repeated he, as he complacently passed his hand over his smooth, shining and guiltless pate. Hut his youns; wife was not yet of an age to cornpreuend a svstem so pro- ! fuundly philosophical. Besides, she i had before her eyes a living contrast to ; to her husband. One of her coupius, with whom she hail been reared from childhood, had come, on leaving col- ege, and established himself as an at- tornev, in the same town with and in the immediate neighborhood of Mr. Poivry, and, quite naturally, he came frequently to visit hi3 lovely cousin. For the young wife of an old man, a landsome cousin is a charming and langerous attraction. Children togeth- er, their earliest associations unKea with each other, they had long con tracted the habitude of that sweet in tercourse which constitutes the founda tion of love. They had played together, dreamed together, together built their castles in the air. Paul we give onlj his Christian name was twenty-four. with curlv. clossv black hair, an en chanting mustache, and dark, languish ing eyes. We beg the young man s par don, but. despite his twentv-four years. ho certainly looked younger and more handsome than the husband. Mr. Poivry, as became a solid mer chant, gave 'all !:is time to business. Paul, as an advocate, consecrated all his hours to his cousin. All thiee were happy. The merchant seeing his business prosper; the lawver pleadiug a cause which he hoped event ually to gain, and Mrs. Poivrv to see herself surrounded bvso much love and friendship. Everything progressed in the best manner possible, when one day they agreed to have a fete 'h impetrr. Cer tainly, a more innocent pleasure than "going a gypyinfr" cannot be conceiv ed. I remember that in such innocent pleasures my first p issiou had its birth. Quite confident, Mr. Poivrv eaw nothing iu a "day in the country' but a few hours snatched from business, to be spent in the society of his wife and her very agreeable cousin, with the ac companying influences of tho bright spring uky and the verdure of the fresh blooming earth. The day arrived, and our little party started off gayly. Reaching a charmiug elevation, from which a most attractive view of the country was to be had, they picked out a cool spot, shielded from the 'rays of the already hot sun, and spreading out a tablecloth on the grass, covered with various delectables, among which were some choice wines, they breakfasted. Mr. Toivry found the breakfast ev cellent. He ate and drank so heartily that, soon overpowered, he fell off into a quiet sleep. But love slept not, nor indeed did either of the cousins. Seated on the grass, each of them held an open book, but neither read a word. Who but a man in his second youth could read or s'eep at such a moment? It was a warm day in early summer, in vigorating and exciting, the wind sigh ing amorously through the trees as though iu sport with the foilage, the birds chirping after one another in the branches, and the daisies, adorned in their dewy toilets, bedecking the hill sides and the valley below. "My cousin," said the young man, "do you still remember the pleasant picnic in the country before I went to college? That was a day just like this. You were quite young, then." "And would you say," replied the voung Mrs. Poivry, "that I am old now ?" "Heaven forfendf You are younger than over, and more beautiful." Mrs. Poivry made no reply, but drop ping her book on her knees, she hid Ler eyes for an instant with their transpa rent lids, then, raising them, she silent ly regarded the vague blue of the hori zon. What was jessing jn her soul? Her husband was good, affectionate, ever ready to oblige and please her, but her cousin had such a charmingly pale and interesting countenarxe, his hair so raven and his eyes so ardent. Mr. Poivrv was rich. He had placed his wife in an easy position, almost a brilliant one, had assured her of a tran quil future; but the sun was so warm at this moment, the turf of such a velvet and voluptuous softness, the whispering zephyrs so charged with perfume, the air so full of song! Poor Mr. Poivry! everything conspired against him! "My cousin." said Paul, "you re member the evening wheu, for the first time, I saw you in your charming ball- costume. How becoming it was! You looked beautiful, enchanting, on that nil:t." "Am I, then, become a negress to day?" exelaime,d the young woman. "Oh, how wilfully you misipprehend me! Yon are more beautiful, more en chanting than ever! I never beheld you so attractive I"' At this moment Mrs. Poivry threw off her light shawl. It was so hot. The sky was blue, the meadows were frek and green; but Paul regarded neither f ky uor meadow. A sweet lan guor filled at the same moment both these young hearts; the grass ou which they were seated was fine and soft; the wind, passing over their heads, played among their curls with au amorous trembling; the birds, billing ami coo ing above in the new-born foliage; tho butterflies and bees buzzing their musi cal hum iu the air. aud Mr. Poivry snored most peacefully. "What a delightful'day!" said Paul; "and how balmy is the air! It is de lightful, in this warm breeze, to be seat ed near you, dear Cousin Louisa." Mrs. Poivry. her eyes bent to the ground, listened but answered not. Her hands, abandoned to themselves, uncon sciously fell into tho- of Paul. Her sunny curls, tremblingly agitated by the capricious wind, fitfully caressed the burning cheeks of the young man. And the wind sighed, and the birds warbled, and the insects buzzed, while Mr. Poivry snored. "Louisa," cried Paul, as he seized her hand, which made a tenderly use less effort to escape, "I would be hap py, quite happy, at this moment, if if" "If what, cousin?" inquired Mrs. Poivry, almost inaudibly. "If you were not married." She drew her hand suddenly away. Some minutes passed in an embarras sing silence, which was not, however, entirely without its charm. Mrs. Poivry threw a glance on her sleeping husband, whose bare cranium and full red cheeks seemed so out of place in such a group. She turned her eyes, and involuntarily, no doubt, they fell on the pale, ardent visage of the young man, and breathed, always invol untarily, 1 suppose, an ala so discreet, so furtive, that the wind bore it on its wings without a knowledge of its im port. Paul heard it not, but he under stood. "Oh, may I not lovo you?" he cried, as he leaned toward her. He seized again the fugitive hand. The two young countenances insensibly approached, each other, the brilliant, flashing eyes of the one encountered the humid eyes of the other; both were silent, but each understood the other. And the birds still warbled above their heads, the insects filled the air with their buzzing, while the husband snored still louder. Of a certainty, Mrs. Poivry thought not of anything wrong; she had a lively and delicate sense of honor. Without feeling for her husband that passionate affection which we name love, she re spected him in herself, and would have given her life sooner than be wantingin her duties; but the occasion, the inspi ration of the scene, the pras3. and the WU who. like the snake, always lies nonwaled there, and the lawyer, win pleaded his cause so eloquently, with the birdsbilling and cooing, and the in sect buzz, buzzing, and the husband snoring. Ah, truly, there was enough to lead her to forget! n.i a Bfret trembling agitate! her soul; already a delicious trouble was obscuring her reason, and a cloudy veil was fast rising belore ner iueuiu ing eyes. The evil geni began to anti cipate his prey. The devil and the law yer were fast gainiug their cause, when all at once Oh! the frightful insects those flies! Thev respect nothing, neither the white curtains nor the fresh meals; no, not even the sleep of innocence! Already, for some minutes, one of them had turn ed her attention toward our group, seek ing a point of attack. For an instant the vermillion lips of the young wife had seemed to tempt her and there was enough to tempt a saint, much less a fly. Had Paul been in her place, he would not have hesitated. Madame Fly did no more, however, than to graze the pouting lips as she passed on in search of other game. She sailed again into the air, and buzzing there some mo ments, she espied something white and globnlar, something highly polished, shining peacefully in tho warm sun light. In its very tranquility lay the temptation to disturb it. Had there beeu no apple in Eden, Eve would not have leen tempted to eat it. 1 suppose the rule may be quoted in this case of the fly. However, the troublesome in sect was tempted by the white shining object I have mentioned, and accord ingly settled npon it; it was the bald pate of Mr. Poivry. "Louisa," whispered Paul at this mo ment, iu a low and passionate voice. "I have long loved you almost without knowing it myself." Louisa ras about to re21y, when the sleeper, troubled in his repose, shook his head to deliver himself from the im portunate caresses of the insect. Mrs. Poivry turned her eyes in that direction, saw the movement, and hastily drew her hand from within that of Paul. "Louisa," exclaimed the latter, in a trembling voice, "I love you still; more, more than ever." Louisa felt her power for resistance succumbing sure to his honeyed ac cents, when the fly suddenly recom menced her attack ou the obdurate cranium. Mr. Poivry moved his arni3 and shook his head (still sleeping sound ly), while his wife replaced her shawl about her shoulders. "Louisa," cried Paul, more pressing ly. "I 1 ve yon. Oh! permit your heart to love me in turn, dear, dear Louisa." This time the fly returned so rudely to the charge against the enemy's works, she agitated so well her little feet and buzzed so loudly, that Mr. Poivry thought he heard in the air an imperi ous voice, crying: "Awake! awanei thou imprudent man!" Paul, who observed all these move ments, implored with all his might the bear in the table, with his massive, stone, to crush something or somebody; but the bear cime not. Mr. Poivry. teased and irritated beyond ei-dnnnce, turned ou his left side, an I, raising his right hand, h gave a violent slap on Ids forehead, killing his benefactor, the fly. Oh. the ingratel Ho raised himself to a sitting pos ture, yawned heavily, stretched his arms and legs to their utmost length, and throwing a glance around him, saw his wife a"d cousin seated at a vry resect atle distance from each other, motion less, silent, and apparently deeply ab sorbed in their hooks. "Ah!" said Mr. Poivry, "your book seems to be very interesting, my dear Paul." "Hem! well ves I " "What book is it?" "A translation feom Moliere." "Ah! It is the 'Blunderer' urobably?" "No. It is the 'Femmes Savantes."' "Oli! that doesn t concern us does it Louisa?" "Perhaps not," timidly responded the yout g wife. "Ah, well." sail Mr .Poivry, "con tinue aloud, Paul; it will perhaps keep me awake. Where were you? "Act IV., scene III." "I will g back to the commence ment of the scene: 'Ioouieto you great news to tell-.' It is Trissotin who speaks." "Of course, mv dear 1kv. I know well it is not you. Bead on." "I begin agaiu: I come to on great news to teU: While sleeping, sir, you lost your belle A Machine Switchman. About as singular a railway signal switch as we have ever seen has recent ly been patented. Its inventor believes that, when an engineer might fail to head the indication of a semiphore or some other purely mechanical appara tus, he would be sure to notice the fran tic gestures of a man posted beside the track. As men of flesh and blood can not probably be fouud who would be willing to stand on a high pedestal lor indefinite periods of time, and wave their arms at exact intervals, a machine man has been contrived who flourishes a flag, hammers a bell, and displays a changeable light in his hat with unfail ing regularity. The man owes his movements to clock-work operated by weights, and the latter are controlled by electricitv. When the train passes it moves a little stop beside the track, which by a mechanical connection, shifts a switch, so that a current from a main line of telegraph wire is diverted into a short circuit. An electro-magnet inside the machine man is thus excited, and as it attracts its armature the latter releases a detent. The weights then descend, and the man waves his flag aud pounds his bell, while the light on his hat changes to red. When the train has passed the current is broken from the short circuit, but the man keeps on his motions until a wheel in his interior completes its revolution, and thus allows the detents once more to engage. Of course the time during which he waves his flag, etc.. is long enough to allow the train that has pass ed to travel a considerable distance. Scientific American. Pas si Bete. All theKussias, we are assured, lielieve that the English politi cians who have supported them iu peace will support them in. war. "Green grow the Russias, ohP Feeding and Care of Cows. We will take this as the first opera tion in the management of dairying; as it is very essential that milcu cows should be furnished at all times with an abundant supply of sweet nutritious food and pure water; also kept iu good condition and perfect health. Cows are living machines milk man ufacturing machines; and if not provid ed with go d fuel and water, the ma chinery lags and stops. When milch cows are confined on scanty feed, re quiring a considerable portion of their time to get a requisite supply of food, or are obliged to travel loug distances for driuk, they will secrete much less milk and of a poorer quality, than when they can fill themselves quickly with sweet wholesome food, &"d then lie down in the nhade and quietly rumin ate their food and manufacture milk from it. as their milk is made from what they eat, and will contain properties of it; therefore, cows should have such food as will .yield milk of the best quali ties for butter making, and that which will produce the most of it. Grass is considered the most natural, cheapest and best, but as to the kind of grasses that are best we are not fully competent to recommend, but from our observa tion and experience, can say that buiter of excellent quality is made from herds grass, white clover and tho different kinds of June grasses. No cow can produce pure and healthy milk without she has pure aud healthy food and drink. Whatever may cause an unhealthy condition of a cow, it will be sure to deteriorate her milk, and nothing will bo more sure to do this than scanty and poor food and drink, rough treatment and exposure. A neg lected or thin, feverish cow will not only yield a diminished profit, but sh will give feveiish milk, if any; "or, if there is anything wrong with her, it will affect her milk; or if she eats any thing that has a strong or disagreeable odor, it will surely appear in her milk, cream, and the butter produced from it, as her milk is one source she has of casting off filth from her organism. These facts should at all times e well impressnd upon the minds of farmers, but more especially in the spring of the year, when cows are liable to be thin or more or less feverish. Many farmers keep their cows confined in stanchions too great a portion of the time through the long winter, and, too, iu small ill ventilatml stables, where they cannot always get fresh pure air, neither can they have proper exercise. an-l water at aix times wnen uesirea ana neenea uy them. Some allow their cows to lie out of doors, exposed to the winter storms and piercing winds, with s'iicelv ashed for them to get uuer, which certainly cati uot be good ei'oiinmv, for by such ex posures they will require mucu more food, and they will not be iu good con dition iu the spring. It will tequiie a great portion of the summer, and good feed, for them to make up thi- lost con dition, and, too, iu the best buttt r mak ing season; neither will they yield as much nr. Ik, lior as iich milk, its they would if tney had good care through the winter and were in good condition. Iu winter, and especially ia th spring, cows need especial attention and care. Thev should have clean, warm, spacious stables, well ventilated, and a vaiietv of wholesome food in abundance, with es ppcially well cured, early cut, fine hay, also good water; and iu summer they should be provided with good pastur age in abundance, with plentiful sup plies of ruuiiing water, and shade tree or sheds to protect tin m from the iu teuse rays of the i-un. There should be sowed corn or other green herbage on lund for all fe -ding, especially ltiadr. autumn, and lt r as frosty weather ap proaches. J. r. CorbtH. Washington's Self Control. An officer to whom he was verv much at tached was taken dangerously ill, and lie had him removed lrom his uucom fort able quarters to a room in his own house. La-e iu the evening one of his aids with some other young officers, re turned from a party in the country, and gathering around the old fire-place grew ouite hilarious over some iucident or in cidents that had occurred. Washing ton stepped out of his room adjoining, and after exchanging a few words with them, spoke of the sick omcer and his dangerous condition. Th young offi cers beoamo quiet, but after a little while they forgot all about it, and were as merry as ever. In lhe midst of their jokes and laughter the door of Wash ington's room opened very gently, and the general himself appeared with a candle in his hand. Crossing the floor on tiptoe, he went into the kitchen as if in search of something, and immediate ly returned in the same noiseless, care ful manner. The young men took the hint, and immediately dispersed. Mr. Lincoln's Horse Trde. When Abraham Lincoln was a lawyer in Illi nois, he and the judge once got to ban tering one another about trading horses, and it was agreed that at nine o'clock the next morning they should make a trade; the horses were to lo unseen up to that hour, and no backing out under a forfeiture of twenty-five dollars. At the hour appointed the judge came up leading the sorriest specimen of a horse ever seen in those parts. In a few min utes Mr. Lincoln was seen approaching with a wood n saw horse upon his shoulders. Great were the shouts and laughter of the crowd, and both wer. greatly increased w hen Mr. Lincoln, on surveying the judge's animal, set down his saw horse and exclaimed: "Well, judge, this is the first time I ever got he worst of it in a horse trade." It is said of a very respectacle old historic parish in Connecticut, that thev starved their minister, and are now .bout to erect a splendid monument to his memory. He "asked for bread and they gave him a stone." Why should doctors be less liable to be sick on the ocean? Because they are mora used to see sickness. Mother. It is the cry of the infant just from the cradle; it is the only balm that will heal the woundtd heart in vouthfnl days. "Mother, I'm hurt!" "M dher. I'm tired!" "Mother, sing tome! Bock cue tell me stories." It is always "mother" with the child and the lad; no one like mother; no hand that falls on the fevered brow as softly as hers; no words so soothing us those th;t pass her hp; the house won hi le a grave without her; life would be a dreary, thorny ro.td without her warning voice and ever-guiding hand. A fther m iy be kind, may love not less, but the wea ried child wants the mother's arms, her pott lullably songs, the caresses of her gentle hand. All chih.hoodis a mixture of sunshine and shadow. A kind word brings a smile, a harsh word a sigh. The first footsteps, weak and trembling, grow stronger by the guidance of a mother's love. The little wounds, the toru gar ments, the headaches and heartaches, the trials, all vanish at the word3 of a mother; and there is built up in the heart of every man an edifice of love and respect that no crime of his can overthrow no prison cell affect. Ami a lad grows to be a man only to find that "mother" is the same. If he errs, she weeps; if he is good and man ly, she rejoices. Hers is the only love that lasts that endures forever. The wolf of starvation may enter the door, but her love i3 only tried to shine the brighter All the woild may call her sou a criminal, but the mother believes it not. Trials may beset you, storms gather over you. vexations come; rum drag you down; but there is one who ever stands firm in your cause, who will never leave you. The criminal on the scaffold has suffered in feeling because his bad deeds would cause a pang in mother's heart. Tne low and wretched dying in some dark abode of sin, have died with that dear and never-to-be-for gotten name on their lips. There is no praise like her praise, there are no sad tears that paiu us so much as hers. Ihank God, then, reader, that we have kind, loving aud affectionate moth ers. How pleaat it is, in after life, to recall those fond recollections when we used to sit on her knee and hear her sing those sweet, dear old songs, so fa miliar to us all. "Hush. my babe, lie still aud tdsmber. Holy angels truant thy b d ; Heave.ily angels, without number, G ntly tailing ou ttiy Lead." Etrthly things may pass away and be forgotteu. but the good, all-embracing love of mother will never be forgotten on earth or in heaven. English Mothers. It is a marked feature of social life in England, and certainly one of its esje cial charms, that mothers and daugh- tes are so uniformly seen together at theirown houi s. Not only is the moth er the first lady to whom yon ar3 intr dnced at the house where you visit, but mistress of the ceremonies throughout. N-t only does she preside at the dinner table, but in the evening party she sits as n queen. Whatever may be your first impression of such an arrangement if it happens that your syinpathhies are with the younger l tdies you will rery soon le.irn to think that the mother's absence would be very sincerely regret ted by the daughters. As a picture, all must admit the arrangement to be per fect. The portly form and matronh ditrnity of the mother are au exquisite foil to the youthful beauty and maiden coyness of the daughters. And you will find nothing to mar, but every thing to enham-e the interest of the pic ture. The mother s presence never seems to operate as an unwelcome re straint. Between her and the daugh ters you will mark tho most joful. playful, loving fredoiu, -without the sacrifices of a little parental dignity ami authority on the one hand, or of sweet, graceful, filial duty on the other. It may be said of Eugli.-di families gene rally, that these two things are eminent ly characteristic, to wit: unifoi m parent al authority, and the most charming freedom of intercourse between parents and their children. Mr. Beecher's Advice about House keeping. Mr. Beecher, af t r sprink ling twenty-six babies one Sunday, ad vised young people when they married to set up housekeeping for themselves. He would not take any consideration for the three years of his life wheu he set tled down iu the immortal county of Dearborn, town of Lawrencebnrg, in Indiana, where he was )id at the rate of S100 a year. With 200 of that mon ey he came East and got married. After he and his wife returned to Indiana, they lived in two rooms. What furni ture they had was given to them; and, continued Mr. Beecher, "if I was put upon my confession. I should say that I wore Judge Burke's clothing." The clergyman somewhat humorously de scribed the home and his battle for life, and feelingly added: "When I look back to those happy years, I would 'nt part with them for "untold gold." He continued, that it was a great mistake for young people to imagine that they must defer matrimony until they had secured wealth. Don't be too Critical. Whatever you do, never set up for a critic. We ilo not mean a newspaper one, but in private life, in the domestic circle it will do you harm if vou object to being called disagreeable. If you don't like any one's nose, or object to any one' chin, don't putyourfeelings into words. If any one's manners don't please, re member your own. People are not all made to suit one taste, recollect that. Take things as you find them unless vou can alter them. Even a dinner that is swallowed cannot be made any ietter. Continual fault-finding, continual criti cism of the conduct of this one and the speech of that one, the dress of th oth er and the opinions of another, will make home the unhappiest place under tha sun. An TJi. fortunate Valentine. The Stirling correspondent of the Glasgow Herald tells" the following story: "Some six weeks ago there ap leared at one of the hotels in Stirling a young man giving the name of Lat-hlau Cameron, stating he would le glad to be taken on as boots or stableman, or anything of the kind. B. ing an inno cent looking Highlander, im licit cre dence was gin to his story, and he ob tained employment. Everything went on smoothly till the valentine season came round. Some of Lachlaii'a fellow servants thought they would gt-t a liitle fun out of sending him a valei.tino in the shape of a summons from the Court of Hymen at the in-tauce of 'Jessie Mc D.mald,' and they accordingly carried out their plan, the consequences of which they could not foresee. An ob liging policeman was got to serve the summons on the victim of the plot,wbo never having seen a document of the kind lefore, believed it was a genuine legal instrument, the commands of which he was bound to oley. Protest ing that he had done nothing iu contro vention of the law, and that hi was en entirely ignorant of who "J-saie Mc Donald was, he took counsel with his comrades, and they seriouc!y advised' him to go to the Procurator-Fiscal's of fice, anl state his case there, when doubtless the mystery would be cleared up. Lachlan, thinking the advice good, immediately acted upon it, and finding the proper place, he poured his tale into the iisf-ning ears of one or two of Fis cal's clerks, who, with difficulty main taining their gravity, directed him dowu stairs to the office of Chief Con stable Camplell. Haviug heard the story and Lachlan's earnest declaimer, of any knowledge of the fair pursuer, the chief directed his visitor to take a seat while he looked up some papers that might throw light ou the ease. He was not long in coming upon a copy of 'Police Information setting forth that a young miu calling himself Liohlari McLachlan was wanted ' in consequence of having passed a sjjuriotis half sover eign in the village of Bannockburn some months previously, and giving a description of the guilty erson. He taxed, the astonished Lachlan with Ixung the missing man, ami after a faint de nial Cameron confessed his identity, and within ten minutes of entering the county buildings he was imprisoned in one of its comfortable cells, with the gloomy prospect of having to appear be fore tho Circuit Court on a charge of uttering base coin A Ttjbkish Eqcipaok. We clip the following description of a Turkish vehi cle from a recent mstrazine nketch enti tled "The Sultan's Harem:" "The vehicle in which they are con veyed is called an arabah. It is very primitive in its construction , and re sembles a farm wagon, without springs or seats. The side-boards are elaborate ly decorated with carving, paint aud gilding, the ends left open, and the top part provided with hoops, which are covered with a so-t of rich red, shaggy cloth fringed with gold. "Velvet mattresses are spread on the platform of the wagon, on which the I alies sit; elegantly embroidered cush ions support their elbows. Ingress and egress to this vehicle are lwrformed y means of a temporarv ladder placed in the rear. "This m ttbah is drawn by a couple of oxen, whose foreheads are adorned with a sort of breast-plate, decked out in pieces of glass and variegated beada, s.nd their tails made fast to tasaled trappings proceeding from the yoke pins, which arch over their backs, in or.Ier to prevent their spattering mud. "Of course there is no set for the driver. This functionary walks in-fore the animals, and his adjunct leside hem, to goal them on when required. Besides these two, a train of black ;Uurds eunuchs and other footmen surround the carriage, either for pro tection or for service." The Deacon Answered. Up in New Hampshire, where I used to live when a boy, (says Gov. Noyes) there was an old deacon who was a great t'e.il more pious than honest. He was an old hy pocrite, and when he had done any par ticularly mean thing he eased his con fidence by gointr out into a field, along one side of which was a stone wall, and kneeling beside it. praying to the Lord to topple it over on him if he had done anything offensive to Him or wrong in His sight. Well, we loys found it out, and one day when we saw the deacon making for the stone wall, we got on the other side and waited. He knelt down according to his usual custom, and went through his usual formula, closing with the petition to have the wall toppled over if he had done anything wrong. And we toppled it. Jumping out from under the stones, the old man ciied, in tones of mingled disgust and alarm: "Good gracious! Can't you tell when a man is joking?" In the dim, uncertain twilight of the soft May evening, a distracted figure was seen hastily flitting down the street of an Ohio town in the direction of the railway st-ation. It slapped a lank and hungry grigpack on the bracket of the window and demanded in husky tones: "Ticket!" "Whete to?" calmly asked the unruffled, monopolist behind the window. "Anywhere! Anywhere!" was the frenzied response. "Any wherel Clean through! Clean across! To Bnrglary, or Prdosy, ortheDannbe, or Diffendorfer, or any place. Any where out of an ungrateful country that coldly turns its back upon its deserving children. Anywhere out of America." And he bowed his head and wept. He was the only man in Ohio that didn't get an office. Durlingto Ilavokeye. Very Much So. An old bachelor was courting a widow, and both sought the art to give their fading hair a dark er shade. 'That's going to be an af fectionate couple, said a wag. "How so?" asked a friend. "Why, don't you see that they are dying for each other all ready!" was the reply.