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An assortment of Wnt hes, j wel- vrf ry.anun a t nomas eisrnt l locks rJ all of which are warranted to be as C-iM represent ed. ftVRrp:iirlng done on short notice, and thankful tor past patronage. JOHN M.'lUCON, IMPORTER AND IF.AT.ER In Books, Stationery, Pcrfum- ery, etc., etc. Orejron City, Oregon. C4.At the Post Ofiice, side. Main Mgeet, cast TO FRUIT-GROWERS. miTE ALDEX FRUIT PRF.SERVIXO .JL Company of Oregon City will pay tho o HIGHEST MARKET PRICE orPM'MS. PKAUSiind APPLES. Mr. Thru. Charman is authorized to pur chase for the Company. ' I. D. C. LATOURETTE. President. THOS. CHARMAN, Secretary. Oregon City, July 28, 1S75 .tf . MILLER, MARSHALL & CO., PAY THE HIGHEST TRICE FOR WHEAT, at all times, at tho Oregon City Mills, And have on hand FEED and EJLOTJHR, to sell, at market rates. Parties desfrin i'ecd, must furnish sucks. rov!2f.f o SATED FI?03I SUICIDE. j Midnight -was passed, and tlie ' Jights of the vessels laying at anchor in the stream where beginning to be extinguished, -when two men hurried from different directions towards the 1 shore. The elder of the two had al- i ready reached the-stand and was pre paring to make a leap; but at the in stant the younger seized him by tho arm exclaiming. 'Sir.I believed you wanted to drown yourself!' 'Yon hav-ed guessed it. What is that to you "?' This was the answer, spoken in the most angry tone. - . ''Nothing, I know. I would sim ply request you to wait a couplo of minutes when, if you like, we will make the great journey together, arm in arm tho best way of dying.' "With these words tiie younger ex tended his hand to the elder, whose was uot withheld. The younger con tinued, in a tone of seeming enthus iasm: So be it! Arm in arm? Tru ly, I did not d re-am that a human heat t would beat with mine in this last hour. I will not seek to know who you are an honest man or a villaiu. Come! let us begin the journey together!' The elder held tho yciing man back, and, fixing his dim, half ex tinguished eyes searching upon the countenance of his companion, ex claimed: 'Hold! You seem to me too young to end j our life by sui cide. A man of your years has still a brilliant, alluring future in his grasp!' 'Hi illiant!' ans wen! the young man, seornfullv. '"What have I to hone in the midst of a world full of wick edness, falsehood, treachery and un happiness V Coiue! quick!' 'You ulo still young! You must have had very sorrowful experiences to,mako life already thus insupport able to you.' 'I despise mankind.' 'Without exception?' 'Without exception ! 'Well then, you have now perhaps found a man whom you will not necessarily despise. I have, believe me, during my whole life, lived an honorable mar..' Tieally! That is highly interest ing. Itjs a 2iry I had not earlier made your acquaintance.' '.Leave me to die alone, young man. Live on. JJeliveme, time heals all wounds, and there are men of honor yet to be found.' 'Now, if you take this view, why are you hurrving so fast from the world?' 'Oh, I am ah old, sickly man, un able to make a livelihood; a man who cannot, will not longer see his only child, his daughter, blighting her youth, and laboring day mid night to support him.' 'How, sir! have 3-on a daughter who does this for you?' asked the young man, surprised. 'And with what endurance, with what love, does she sacrifice herself for me! She works for me. slip rrnos hungry for me, and lias only the ten derest words of love a sweet smile for me always.' 'And you want to commit suicide? Are you mad? "Shall I murder my daughter? The life which she is now leading is her certain death,' answered the old man, in a despairing voice. 'Good sir. come with me to the nearest inn that is still open. You will relate to me vour historv. and ' if you like I will let von here me So much; however, will I say to von beforehand; chase all thoughts" of self-murder out of your head. Iam rich, and, if things bo as you say, r 1 f 1 1 -. ' ' irom neiiceioriu von and vour daughter shall lead a pleasant life., Ti.e old man followed the j'ounger without opposition. A few minutes later the elder began: t 1 x in t .uy m-iory is soon ions. Jl was a merchant clerk, but always unlucky As I had nothing bv inheritance and thoyounggirl I married was poor, I was never able to account, and re mained on to an old age in a depend ent, subordinate position. Finally, I was discharge on account of my 3'ears, and then began the struggle for a subsistence. 3fj' wife -died of trouble, and now my poor child is wearied to gain my support. I can not bear to see her working herself to death for me therefore, it is bet ter I go. Now you know all.' 'Friend, 'exclaimed thej-ouug man, 'you aro the most fortunate I ever encountered in 1113' life. It is in sane to call that misfortunes. No body is easier to help than you. To morrow 1 will make my will, and 3-011 shall be no resistance mv heir. The coming night is mv last. Ue- fore this, however. I must see vonr daughter, out of pure ' curiosity. I would for once see how one looks who really deserves the name of wo man., 'But, young man, what can it be that thus early has made vou so un happy?' inquired the elder, much moved. 'I believe it was the wealth which my father left me. I was the onlv son of the richest banker of thiscitv. 3ly father died five years ago, leav ing more than was good for me. Since that time I have been d3ceived and betrayed by every one, without ex ception, with whom I had any cou nechon Some have pretended friendship for me on account of my money. Others have pretended to love me again, for my money; and so it went on. I often mingled, in he garb of a simple workman, with the masses, and thus one dav became acquainted with a charming being a young girl to whom my whole heart soon went out in love. I disclosed to her neither my name nor my; po sition. I longed to be lovod tt A ged to be loved self alone, and for a time it appeared as if I were going to be happy at last, at last!' LtJ . 'Tho young girl and I, whom she OREGON CITY, still regarded as a simple workman 1 met e veryafternoon in the Marcus- I platz, where we walked up and down together, passing many happy hours. One day my dear girl ap peared with red eyes she had been weeping and told me that we must part, confessing that hr life belong ed to another!. With these words she tore herself from me and disappear ed in the crowd. Her faithlessness decided my destinj'. Vainly did I rush into the pleasures which so called 'good society' has to offer, but found my lost peace of soul never, never! then determined to bring my joyless existence to a tilose.' - - - - 'Unhappy young man said the elder, wiping his eyes, 'from my whole heart I pity you. I must acknowledge that I was more fortu nate than you, for I, at least, was by two women my wife ono daughter - tenderly loved.' 'Will you give me 3'our address, good sir, that I may convince nn-self of the truth of 3Tour storj'. It is not exactly mistrust, but I must see to believe. To-morrow I will arrange my affairs as I have alread3; told you. You will remain at this inn to-night, and in the morning early I will re turn. Give me 3-our word of honor that you will not leave this house until I come back, and that 3 0U will not in the meantime speak to any of what has taken place between us.' 'You have ni3' word! Go to my dwelling, to my daughter, ard you will find that I have told 3011 but the simple truth. My name is Wilhelm Saints. Here is my address.' With these words he handed the 3'oung man a paper, giving the ad dress cf his dwelling. . It lay in a suburb inhabited by the poorer clas ses, at some.distance from the city proper. And my name is Carl Teodor,' hereupon said tho yourg man. 'Take this bank note; it. will serve 3'ou until 1113- return.' Carl rang for the waiter, had the landlord called, commeuJed the old man to his care on suitable terms, ami left tho house. ) Hardly had tho morning broke when Carl found himself on the way to the suburb where lived the daugh ter of the old man with whom he had becom acquainted under such peculiar circumstances. It was a poor place. Tho 3-oung man knock ed, opened the door, and involuntarilv stepped back. The oung girl whose inconstancy had made his life a burden unbear able stood before him. She had grown pale very pale; lut he knew her at tho first glauco; it was Bertha, whom he had once hoped to call his own. At his appearance the young girl sprang toward him, overcome with jov, holding out ner nana, iiio 3-oung man waved her back, exclaim ing: 'Yon did not expect fo see me!' The poor girl sank into a seat, and covered her pale, beautiful face with her hands. 'Are you Willrelnl Salms' daugh ter?' asked the young man coldlj', after a pause. 'I am,' answered the maiden, tim idly. 'And who and where is that other to whom, as 3 011 told me at parting, your life belonged; That other is 1113- father,' answered the 3'oung girl, looking up to the young man with a glance which spoke the tenderest love. With lightning quickness the truth dawned upon him; the scales fell from his eyes. Speechlessly Jje rushed to Bertha, took her in his arms and pressed her to his breast. 'Come to 3-our father,' he falter ed. 'My father! Oh, heaven! I for got! Where he? lie has been out all niLcht. I have watched in tears the long night through,' 'Your father is saved, lie is with mo;' was Carl's answer as he hurried the young girl out and through the streets to t lie arms of her father. A fortnight later, in the midst of the greatest splendor, the marriage of the rich .young banker, Carl Teodor, to Bertha Salms, took place. o Signs. Two signs that spring is at hand were noticed yesterday bvr an observing citizen. He saw a blue bird in Cass Park. It was a line, healthy bird, and as its songs of j03r floated heavenward the citizen clasp ed his hands and meeklv' said: "I wish I were a better man." One block further down he saw a hall carpet on a clothes line. ' A wo man ami i club were making that article of commerce get up and dust, and the womau's face wore a happj smile as she looked up at the clouds and planned to have all the carpets up b3r Satunhay night. As the citi zen read her thoughts he clasped his hands and remarked: "I wish I had been hanged in Texas!" - - He Was Delayed. A Detroit lady purchased a jacket at a Woodward avenue store the other day, and the clerk said he would send it right home insido of an hour. In about four hours' a package boy appeared with the garment, and the impatient ladv exclaimed: "You bovs are the greatest nuis ance in town! I suppose yon stop ped to play marbles or hunt up a lost dog!" "Indeed I didn't," ho replied. I went up home to change hats, and ma she had to try on the jacket and parade before the glass. Then Katy she-put it on to make a call, and when she got back ma was determin ed to walk over on Woodward avenue to show it off, and I got here a3 quick as ever I could." Wheat Salem. 13 87 cents per bushel in OREGON, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1876. CONGRESSIONAL: SENATE. Washington, April 12. Spencer introduced a bill to prevent panic and give elasticity to leg; al tender ! by limiting its amount together with i national oanjc notes, anu goiu. ana silver coin in circulation according to population, and to make legal ten der notes equal in value to U.S. gov ernment bonds with consent and by action of owners, and to authorize the issue of legal tender notes and the retirement of the same under certain circumstances -nd on certain conditions; referred to finance com mittee. The Senate resumed the considera tion of the bill fixing the rate of pos tage on third class matter, the pend ing question being on .Harvey's sub stitute to restore tlie old rate. Sargent favored the substitute de claring the ,old law .satisfactory to tho people. The postofneo ought not to bo expected to be self-sustaining. It was a benefit in return for taxation. After further debate a:i amendment was adopted that the postage shall be, for all distances, one cent for each ounce or fractional part thereof. Harvey's substitute was rejected and the bill passed. Adjourned. April 13. Wright called up the Senate bill to amend section o51G of the revised statutes of the United States, providing for imprisonment and transfers of U. S. prisoners; passed. The Senate bill for the relief of settlers on public lands in the State of California was laid over at the request of McDonald, who stated" that the public lands committee had reported in favor of tho bill; but there were some parties who claimed they had not sutiieieutiy been heard in it and the committee had consent ed to givo them another hear; tig. The Senate adjourned till Monday after debating the bill for pavements in Washington. HOUSE. Washington. April 12. The bill to supply the deficiency in the print ing bureau of the Treasury Depart ment, and for the issue of subsidiary silver coin in place of fractional currency, came up, and the Senate amendments were concurred in. The bill now goes to tho President for his signature. Hoar offered r e s ol u t i on instruct ing the ptdiciary committee to in quire what steps have ben taken for properly representing the interests the United States in the s: stituteJ against, th C rt lit M. uiier and others, under t!.e the of the :5d of Marci whether the Union I'a -vr. visions of . i'ST-'J; also, i:ie Hail road Co. has not forfeited its charter, and whether the same should not be re pealed, because the company has re sisted recovery in behalf of its capital stock wrongfully withdrawn b3r means of fictitious construction of contracts or unlawful dividends; adopted. The following bills were passed: To establish a land ofiice in the southern part of Utah, to bo known as Beaver district; to relinquish cer tain militaiy reservations in Arizona; to create an additional land ofiice in Colfax, W. T. ; to establish a land district in Wj'oming. The House passed tho defieienc bill. The bill to revise the du tie's on imports was reported and made the order for April 20th. The House then went into committee of the whole on the bill transferring the Indian bureau to the War Depart ment. Cook spoke in support of it, after which there was a recess until evening. At the evening session scarcely any progress was made on the legis lative appropriation bill. Adjourned after some fillibnstoring. April Vj. Walling, from the com mittee on public, lands, reported back the bill to authorize claimants on even numbered sections of land with in the 'JO-mile limit of the Northern Pacific Hiiiroad, to make proof and payment for every claim at the mim imum rate of 25 per acre; passed. Kidder, from the same committee, reported a bill granting lands to Dakota, Idaho and Woming, for university purposes; referred to com mittee of tiie whole. Halpern, from the same committee, reported a bill ta provide for the sale of desert lands in California. On motion of Page, it was recommitted. Crannz, from the same committee, reported a bill for the restoration to market of the Quentah Indian reser vation in Utah; passed. Also a bill respecting the limits of the reserva tions for townships on the 'public domain; passed. The bill to confirm pre-emption and homestead entries of public land psssed. The House then went into committee of the whole on the bill to transfer the Indian bureau to tlie War Department. and several speeches were made; but the committee, with out action took a recess till evening. The evening" session was devoted to debate on the legirlative appropri ation bill. Garfield -moved to strike out the paragraph in reference to mints, which allows the use of money re ceived for refining bullion to be used for defraying the expenses thereof. He argtied that while this provision would seem to lessen the amount of the appropriation, it actually increas ed the expenditures of the govern ment. He much preferred the pres ent s-stem which required all such moneys to bo paid into the treasury and then an appropriation to be made direct. After a good deal of discus sion in v-hich the California members took an' active part, Garfield's amend ment was rejected. . Piper moved to increase the item for workmen at tho San Francisco mint from 225,000 to $275,000. The amendment was advocated by him self, Page, Luttrell and Garfield, and COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, I m a Francisco performed ior tuo people ct the 1'acihe sioue the same purpose that the rag money mills performed for the people of the Eastern States. After considerable debate the amendment was rejected b3' a. tie vote, tho chairman, Cox, voting in the negative. Ivuttrell moved to mate tho appro priation S2o0,0U0, and argued that the effect of the small appropriation would be to have the bullion sent to Euroxie instead of having it coined at homo. llolman opposed the amendment, and called attention to the fact that although the number of pieces coined at Philadelphia was nearly three times as great as the number at San Frr.nciseo, tho appropriations in this bill for tho latter mint exceeded those for Philadelphia; the amendment was rejected. After progressing as far as page 37 in the bill the committee rose and the House adjourned to Monda3r, to morrow beiDg a holiday. A Misunderstanding of Lingerie. A very singular incident is told of a St. Louis gentleman (says tho Re publican) who one day last week, found himself placed in what must have been most distressing circum stances. The gentleman mentioned is actively engaged in business, and even when at home his attention is so occupied with thoughts of his affairs that he is frequntly absent minded and forgetful. The other morning, his wife did what wives should never do when the3r can avoid it; she burdened him with a commis sion when he started down town after breakfast, telling him to go to a cer tain ladies' furnishing store and there obtitin some of- a particular kind of trimming she described, add ing, incidentally, that she wanted to use it upon "lingerie." The obe dient husband received the commis sion, made a mental note and start ed off, resolving that he would make the purchase immediately upon get ting down-town, least during the day he might forget all about it. In tho street-car he met a friend and engaged in an animated debate upon Bilknap's case. "When finally he stepped out of the car on "Washing ton avenue he had forgotten all of his wife's instructions, save that the word "lingerie"' recurred to him. He hadn't any more idea of what "lingerie" was than his wife might have of dashed thinkin Ui it. mow in, out be into the furnishing store, I, it would be all right. "I'll get her some lingerie and get enough yards so she'll be satisfied, anvhow he thought. In tlie store a dignified 3-oung lad- advanced to wait upon him: "I want "some of 3-our best lin gerie," he said. "Yes, sir. What shall I show you?" "Some lingerie. I want some lingerie." Tho young lad blushed and looked indignant. "But what particular article do 3-011 wish," she demanded with some asperitj. The man began to get indignant, too. He thought the .young lad was trilling with him. He assumed his best business air, as he remarked brusque-: "There is no occasion, miss, for am- misunderstanding or deury. Givo me fifteen -avds of the best lingerie vou have in the store. Do it no and I. II pav for and d U! a boy to get it. Never mind the cos.j.." Then he added fiatteringand sooth ingly: "I like to sec pretty lingerie on a 3-oung woman, mat nice 01 vonrs, gazing aumiriugiv in a gen eral way on the 3-oung Jady s dress. "You old brute!'' The saleswo man's face was scarlet as she disaji peared, and then tho proprietor of the store came up from another de partment. He wanted to know what the customer had insulted the3'oang lady for, and he sent a boy for a policeman, who came in, with a big club in his handand blood inhise3'e, on the instant. The explanation lasted half an hour, and even then wasn't entirely satisfactory. There is one ladv in town now who can't go errauda with her husband. Activity is Not Always Enekot. There are some men whose failure to succeed in life is a problem to others as well as to themselves. They are industrious, prudent and economical ; 3'et after a long life of striving, old ago finds them still poor. They com plain of ill-luck. They say fate is always against them. But the fact is that they miscarr3r because they have mistaken mere activity for energy. Confounding two things essentially different, thev have supposed tuat, if thev were always busy; they would be certain to be advancing their fortunes. They have forgotten that misdirected labor is but a waste of activity. The person who would succeed in life is like a marksman nrinrr at a target; if his shots miss the mark they are a wast of powder. So in the great game ot me, what a man does must be made to count, cr it might almost as well have been left undone. Evervbodv knows some one in his circle of friends who though always active, has this want of energy. The distemper, if wo may call it such, exhibits itself in many waj-s. In some cases the man has merely an executive faculty when he should have a directive one; in other language, he would make a capital clerk for himself when he oug-ht to do tho thinking of the business. In other cases, what is done is not done either iu the right time or in the right way. Energy correctly under stood is activity proportioned to tho end . opposed by Randall and llolman. Piper asserted that the members cf the appropriation committee knew little of the importance of the ques tion to the people of the Paihc si. n-. r French Economy. The French butcher separates the bones from his steaks, says the Springfield Repulllcan, and places them where they will do the most good. The housewife orders just enough for each person and no more, even'to the coffee. If a chance visi tor drops in, somebody quietly . re tires and the extra cup is xrovided, but nothing extra by carelessness or intention. When tho pot has boiled, the handful of charcoal in tho little range is extinguished and waits for another time. No roaring cook pfova and red -liot, covers all da3' long for no purpose but waste. The egg laid to-day costs a little more than the one laid last week. Values are nicely estimated, and the small eat surplus is carefully saved. A thousand little economies are prac ticed, and it is respectable to prac tice them. Cooking is an economi cal as well as a sanitary and gusta tory science. A French cook will make a franc go as far as an Ameri can housewife will niuke three, and how ranch further than the Ameri ican Bridget, nobody knows. We should probably bo greatly astonish ed, could the computation be made how much of the financial, recupera tive of Franco is owing to her soups and her cheap food; better living, after all, than the heavy bread and greasy failures of our culinary ignor ance. The French man's or woman's ..financial conscience will not permit waste or exceeding the income, no matter lfow small. The Paris woik- man saves something every day out of his little wages, despite all the city enticement, and Iry- and b3' is a2it to go back to his native village, and purchase his little plot, and live on it contented, never poor enough to be insolvent. With French econo-1113-, we should not 011I3' be richer than France, but our rapidly accumulat ing material resources would help to build a national jn'osperity and re nown that France with her antece dents and encumbrauces can never emulate. Tho want of our financial future and our national honesty is not, more greenbacks, but more cconom3'. Til Old Time Custom of Throwing Woman in the Sea of Cyprus. Cyprus, one of the chief seats of the ancient worship of Venus, still keeps up sundiy festivals derived from that worship, though mingled with Christian, or at least Biblical ideas. One of the strongest of these occurs on the 11th of June in each .year, and. is called the "Catadysmo, a name that is nierelj the C3'priote form of "Catalysmos," meaning, of course, the flood. But the festival has nothing more than its name that can refer to the deluge. As the da3" approaches, ga3 preparations are maJe,on shore, and tho boatmen paint their boats in gaudy colors and adorn them with flags and streamers. when tho day comes, a young girl in ler teens, as remarkable for beauty as can be lound, is iorcibiy captured and carried out on the sea in a boat, the other boats of the neighborhood accompanying in a lleet. At the proper distance from shore, with various (and probably appropriate) ceremonies, the girl is thrown into tho sea. As she rises again from the water she is picked up with loud lemonst rations of jo3r, taken into the. gayest boat and carried to the shore again in triumph. She is then crown ed, provided with attendants cf hon or, and woi'slnpped all the day as a queen or demi-goddess. Besides the ceremonies, which aro much like the English Mayday, thcro is an abun dance of noise and revelry, which is usually kept up through the follow ing night, rendering sleep in the neighborhood impossible. The schol ar will at once recognize here a relic from the worship of Venus Anadyo- mene, who rose irom tne waves near Cyprus.- The inhabitants say this ceremony has, existed among them from the time of enus, in whom they believe as a veritable personage. A Lawyer Outwitted. A similar case to that of the Presbyterian clergyman commemo rated in the Editor s Drawer of the January Harper t occurred in a Mas sachusetts town of high repute quite a number of years ago. The town, now a city, maintained a high school, according to law. A teacher wa emploj-ed, at a certain salary by the year. After a while his services were not found satisfactory to the school committee, and their chair man, a smooth-spoken member of the legal profession, was disputed to perform the ungracious task of in forming the master of the state of the case. After the settlement of preliminaries, the point was reached and the propriety of the master's resignation was diplomatically and politely suggested. The incumbent, if not qualified to teach such a school, was a shrewd Yankee. He expressed his willingness to leave so readily mat tiie committee-man became un commonly gracious at the success of his mission. "But," said the worthy pedagogue, "if my services aro not satisfactory heie, the3r may be in some other place; and as I must get my living, I presume you will give me a recommendation? "Certainly," replied the dommitto mn, thinking only of relieving his town of an inefficient instructor; and accordmgl3T drew np the paper on the spot. The master read it. and found it highly satisfactory. "And now,' said he, glancing keenby at his em plover, "upon this recommendation I am so well fitted to teach, I will thank vou to pay me the rest of my salary for the unexpired half Year The lawyer was caught, and the money was paid. " - NO." 2G. Origin bf the Great Lakes. , ... The question of the origin of tho great lakes is or.e that requires moT observation and study than have yet been given to it, says J. S. Newberry in ' the Elicit lyan Gcolcxjical Surrey. before we can be said to have solved all the problems it involves. TTiet are, however, certain facts connected' with the structure of tho lako basins. and some deduction from these facts, which 'may be regarded as steps al ready taken toward the full undei- standing of the subject. ' These facts and deductions are, briefly, asfol lows: 1. Fake Superior lies in a' syn clinal trough, and its' mode of formA- tion, therefore, : hardly- admits of question, though its sides are deeply scored with ice-marks, and its form and area may hako been somewhat modified by this agent: : - 2. Fake Huron, JLake Michigan, Lake Erie and Lake Ontario are excavated basins, wrought out of once continuous sheets of sediment ary strata by a mechanical agent, and that ice or water, or both. That they have been tilled with ice, and tha this ice formed great moving glaciers we may consider proved. The west end of Lake Erie may be said to be carved out of the coniferous lime-' stono. by ice action, as its bottom,, and sides, and islands horizontal, vertical, and even overhanging sur-; faces are all furrowed by glacial grooves, which are parallel with the major axis of the lake. - - All our great lakes are probably very ancient, as, fince the close of the Devonian period, the area they occupy has never been submerged beneath the ocean, and' their formation 113- have begun during the coal epoch. ' . This, at least, may be rositively asserted in regard to the agency of ice in the excavation of lake basins, that their bottoms and sides, wher- ever exposed to observation; if com posed of resistant materials; bear indisputable evidence of ice action? proving that these basins were filled with moving glaciers in the last ico period, if never before, and that part; at least, of the erosion by which they were formed is due to these glaciers. Crop i'rospects. We dislike to look at tho dark side of things, but in truth feel driven to say that the prospects for Oregon farmers are of a most decided azure hue. Ploughs are only just now beginning to turn up earth, which', according to all agricultural laws should be now teeming with the shoots of 3-oung wheat. We are very far behind with our sowing, and if something supremely providential does not happen our crops will be so very backward that they will not come forward at all. Another' pifeid of news that will not be relished by our farmers, even should their crops be unprecedently large, is that the' wheat fields at Odessa, the granary of Europe, never looked more flour ishing nor gave promise of biggf yield. The Mark Lane Express says tha even in England, notwithstand ing lie late rains, there is every evidence of a bountiful harvest. v If these rej5orts are verified, Oregon farmers whodepend almost entirely for the sale of their wheat on a foreign demand will bo left with well-fille(l barns and empty pockets. We sro no escape, nor have we any advice to' offer. We may be very xnitcli mis taken (and we hope we are) in our predictions, but as a faithful' chron icler of events and their sequence's, we can not do otherwise than jmt our farmers on their guard", for an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of curearid they themselves may supply the proper course in the emergency. Exchange. A Case of Imt-cdexce. Tho two young ladies had to ' talk loud to drown the noise of the street car;, and the passengers overheard one of them ask: - ;.:' "So the match between y oil and Augustus is off, is it?" : d "Yes. and I'm so" sorry," was the reply. "Father is laid up with Then niatism, brother George starts for thO Black Hill to-mtxvvout,-a.al I'll be almi up in the house all springs I didn t love Augustus, of course but I ought to have macle him think so and kept him on hand for opera nights till father gets well." . . Pr.ErosTEnous Expectations. In a Woodward avenue street car yes1 terday a man's breath smelled -so strongly of whisky that a gentleman" moved across the car to get out of tho circle. "Any zing wrong ?" asked the drunkard as he observed tho change: "Nothing, except your breath smells of whisk3T enough to knock a horse over." " 'Spect she does she does," was the candid" reply, "but you don't 'spect a poor man like me can buy cologne an' -whisky too, do you?" A romantic Brooklyn girl says of her handsome pastor; "I know lie is a good man because as I sit in church and listen to his words and watch his beautiful smile 1 can thint of nothing but Heaven and angels. It doesn't follow because the knees of a man's black eassiniere trousers are shiny, therefore he is devout. The sahie might be caused by fre quent friction against the legs pf a billiard-table. '' ' 1. O o o ,0 o o o Co o o o o o o o o o o 1