r d " - " ""' ' "" 1 " '" . - !v J - - . ... e - O o r o o J "; DEVOTED TO POLITICS, NEWS, LITERATURE, AtfD THE BEST INTERESTS OF OREGON. VOL. 9. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 1875. NO. 22. 2 THE ENTERPRISE. A LOCAL DEMOCRATIC NEWSPAPER FUll THE Firmer, Bdubcsj Sun, i Family Circle. ItSUSD EVERY FRIDAY. A.. NOLTNER, hDITOR PUBLISHER. OlflCIAL TAPEbTJoB C1ACKAMAS CO. iri?ire-In EsTFiti-RMB Building, one r Si-lb of Macule Uuilding. Mam fet. " Terns SaWriptlou I S,.S1. Copy One Year. I? AdVanc $2.50 Six Montlis " LW Term mt A.4vertUIniri Trtsint advertisements. Including aUU'sal notice.. .uare of twelve linn one week.. ,,, Fr Vh iubsequent insertion .. .W . a Column, one year.. - if v. .. .. "'"T.::::.:""".. 4o.j Card, 1 ,gu7oe Sr 12.00 SOCIETY NO VICES. ORGGOV LOPGU SO. 3, I. I. F., Uer arc invited to attj.md. Hy order KEBKCCA DKGUGB I.OUUC NO. . I . O. O. F., Meets ton the jrnfgf-m Second and Fourtls lues- ISJ t.iv evening"! each Ainth, iaSicar at7' uVbwfc, in tv Odd 1-Vllo.v-.' Hall. M.I Iberaof tho Degree are invited to sitteil viL'M WOM All ITOKH NO. I, A.F. (i A A. M.. Holds its regular com- ft muiii-.tioiis on the First and T.iird Saturdays in each month, at 7 o'clock from the'JKh of Sep. temoer to the Oth of March; and 74 rt'dov-k from the :i0th of March to the )ih of September, liretliren in good taudin are invited to attend. liy order of W. M. VA 13 VT XO.I.I.O. O. 1, Meets at OKI Fellows Q J$ Hall on the First and A hirdTues- ZyZ davof-ah month. APatriarchs Jr in s I atamliiijj an vited to attend. cmff i:ncaipmj:nt xo. 2, c. 11. v. Meets at U hollows' Hall, in Ore ,.,,(itv iif;)'i, o:i Mon lav evening, at 7 4 o el joit. M;ni'o-M or t Is r.rd r ar.-m- ittd tt attend. M. f . A 1 1 1 K l , -. J. M. U'H, It. S. maTly r. v s i x & s x v Aiti s. .r. V. XOUH:IS. M. IX lrl YSlt'l VN AX li St KUKOX, o it au o x : i t r o i: n a o x. ")tlce Upstair in fharman'B P.rick, W. Y. MOUjE L AND, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW; OREBO.VCITV,. OHECOX. OKKIt'iS Main Ktreet, opponitn tU Court 11 o a ho. 11 IT E:LATJ .ATTORNEY-AT-LAW: OHE33N CITY, - j - OREGON. OFFICE "hnrnian'shriek, Mainst. o:ll.irlST J :tf. JOHNSON & yicCOWN mOHH AND I'OUXELOBS IT-LAW. Orogon City, Oregon. fc-VUl practice In nil the Court of the Stat?. Sjictal att"iit!n; Rivon to caj-js in tu lT. M. land u.n.r. at ir-gon city. oaprH72-!f. la. T. 13 A Tl I N u: ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, UliEGOX CITY, OREGON, OFFICE Over Tope's Tin Store, Main trect. 21mar73-tf. Dr. a. PARKER, 1ATE OF POTlTr.AMD, OFFERS HIS .4 services as Physician and Surgeon to the peoj.irt of Claokamas county, who may at any tim be In need of a physician. Ho has op-nod an office at Ward it Harding's rrug Store where ho can i be found at all tlma of the day when notiengaged in pro fosnlnnnl calls, lt-sidente. Main Street, "A1" but onf above lUCauil-Md's store. 0tob;rit, 1K74. ! tf JOHN M. BACON, IMPORTER AN'nPF.AT'iER Sf) ry, etc., etc. pa'3 0i tty, Oregon. CV-At Charman A Warner's old stand, ately occupied by S. Ackernan. Main st. 0RE30N CITY BREWERY. Hnnrv Unmhal f ITAVIN-o PCRCIIAS- m. m. ru mi aoove Hrew- ... ...-.., a t- iiiiorni inei now prepared to manuf.ic 1 1 V rt f 'lie that he is a .o. I qual- Z.AQRR B R RR, X-eT. afn lK! obfalned anywhere in ailed. ' rderS soliciu and 'promptly OYSTER SALOON AND REST A XJ 11 A MT ! LOUIS SAAL, Proprietor. Main Street, OrejfoW City. OnT )IVAJ P'E SERVED FROM Ta,??d Th7itnl8datr..'7ur,n- the Winter FRr- Vest qualities of t! . ICH nd ' AMERICAN. CAXblEsl' 0 1C or 3 iie in quantities to suit. Meet, every Thursday SSSt renin at 7 H. o'clock, in tho t&Z&&$ Odd bellow' UaU, Mam t? m L y A Representative and Thampion of Imer iran Art Taste! Prospectus fur 1875 EiylttJi Year. the aLdiiye, THB ART JOIKXAL OP AMERICA, Issued Monthly. "A Magnificent Conception, Wonderfully carried out." The necessity of a popular medium for the representation of the productions of our (Treat artists, has always been recog nized, and many attempts have been made to meet the want. The successive failures which so invariable followed each attempt In this country to establish an art Journal, did not prove the indinVreneo of the American people to the claims of high art. So soon as a proper appreciation of the want and an ability to meet it were shown, the public at once railed with en thusiasm to its support, and the result was a erreat artistic and commercial triumph TliEALUIVK THEALDINE, while Issued with all the regularity, has none of the temporary or timely Interest characteristic of ordinarv periodicals. It is an elegant miscHIany of pure, light, and graceful literature; and a collection of pictures, the rarest specimens of artistic skill, in black and white. 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(No charge for postage.) Sp-cimen copies of THK ALUl.VE, 50c. CANVASSERS WANTED. Any person wishing to act permanently as a local canvass t will receive full and promt information bv applying to THE ALDINE COMPANY, .w.maidkx lam:, xi:w yoh. P () () T S A I now OiTt this stock of Goods at Prie far below any other house In the .State. Times nr-i hnrd and money searcj and I will give every one the worth of their money. I also keep a full assortment of OREGON CITY 31 AUK IN ID i-Mfn anil Hoy.' i C llotliinjr, I I'mlprwrar, Klannel.4, j And Yarns. ALSO (irnrrrlrs, Cutlery, Jewelry, Net ions, Jtluiirnl Instrument a, Toy, Ktc, AT THE Tlf Lowest Prices Fox- CASH. A.LEVTS. octl6tf I (i A J S H A T S c A P S 8 H O E S T () B A C c o s OREGON STEAMSHIP CO.'S STEAMBOAT NOTICE! Str.KN.COOKE, Will leave OREGON CITY for PORTLAND everv day Except Sunday,! atJ4 o'clock, A. M. Returning, will leave Portland for Oregon City at 2 J o'clock, P. M. Str. ALICE, Will leave OREGON CITY for CORVATXIS every Monday and Thursday of each week. Str.DAYTON, Will leave OREGON CITY for McMINN- VII.I.K. LAFAYETTE and DaYTON. and all points between, every Monday, Wed nesday and Friday of each week. Ijeaves the I'.asin at 8 o'clock, a. m., and connect with the train at Caneman at i), a. sr. Str. ALB ANY, Leaves ORE(ON CITY for HARRISRURG and EUGENE and all intermediate points every week. Str. Fannie Patton, Leaves OREGON CITY for ALBANY and all intermediate points bet ween twice ev ery week. J. D. BILES, Agent. Oregon City.February, 141. 874. CALL AND SETTLE. All persons indebted toihe undersigned for professional services are respect fully requested to call and settle their ac counts to the 1st of January, 1875. I desire all my accounts closed at the beginning of the New Year, and those knowing them selves Indebted will confer a great favor on me by maKlng early payment. FO RESALE. THE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS Hl3 premises, in Oswego for sale at a bar gain, for cash. There is fine dwelling and out buildings, orcrvarujinu atxnittHrea acres of laid. Finely sttuated for a-board-r in house for the Bairas Employed In- the Iron Wofks.; i -' ;2 J. W. ftAI?E.-- Oswego, sept, in, 1371. sw j) f! LOTH IN p Y U Urn G O n THOMAS CHARMAN ESTABLISHED 1853. DESIRES TO INFORM THE CITIZENS ,r ot ?w?n ?ity..flnd of tne Willamette Valley, that he is still on hand and doing business on the old motto, that A Nimbi Six rence is Better Mian a Stow Shilling, . T have Just returned from San Francisco, where I purchased one of the LARGEST AND BEST SELECTED STOCK OF GOODS ever before offered In this city ; and consists in part, as follows : Boots and Shoes, Clothing, Dry Goods, Hats and Caps, Hosiery of Every Description, Hardware, Groceries, Paints and Oils, Sash and Doors, Chinaware, Quoensware, Stoneware, Crockery, riatedwaro, Glassware, Jewelry of Various Qualities -And Styles, Clocks and Watches, Indies and Guilts' Furnishing Patent Medicines, Goods, Fancy No- Rope, Faming tlons of Every Implements of Description All Kinds, Carpets, Mattings, Oil Cloth, Wall Paper, etc.. Of the above list, I can say my stock Is the MOST COMPLETE ever offered in this market, and was seleted with especial care lor the Oregon City trade. All of which I now offer for sale at the Lowest Market Rates. No use for the ladies, or any one else, to think of going to Portland to buy goods for I am Vetrrmiix.nl to Sell Cheap and not to allow myself to be l.XDERSOLD IX THE STATE OF OREGON. All I ask Is a fair chance and quick pay ments, believing as I do that Twenty Years Experience in Oregon City enables me to know the re quiremenlanf the trade. Come one and all and see for yourselves that the old nand of to THOMAS CIIAUMAX cannot be beaten In quality or price. It would be useless for me to tell you all the advantages I can offer you in the sale of goods, as every store that advertises does that, and probably you have been dlsap Iointed. All I wish to say is Comr, and Sccantl Examine for Yourselves for I do no wish to make any mistakes. My object is to tell all my old friends now that I am still alive, and desirous to sell gods cheap, for cash, or upon such terms as agreed upon. Thanking all for the liber al patronage heretofore bestowed. TIIOS. CHARMAN, Main Street, Oregon City, Iegal Tenders and County Scrip taken at market rates. THOS. CHARMAN. y50,000 lbs wool wanted bv THOS. CHARMAN. FALL 1874, Is your time to buy goods at low prices. ACKERMAN BROTHERS are now receiving a large stock of FALL & WINTER GOODS, all of the latest Styles, which will sell AT LESS THAN PORTLAND PRICES. Our stock has been bought for cash, and wo will sell it at a small advanco above SAN FRANCISCO COST. TE WILL SAT TO EVERYBODY RE TT fore you purchase or go to Portland, come and price our goods and convince yourself that we do what we say. Our stock consists in part of Fancy and Staple Dry Goods, Clothing, Hats, Boots and Shoes, Ladies and Gents Furnishing Goods, Notions, Grocer- i e s, Hard- . .. ware and a great many other articles too numer oura to mention ; ALSO DOORS, WINDOWS, PAINTS AND OILS, . ETC., ETC. We will also pay the Highest Market Price for .Country Prod tree. Oregon City, Sept. H. IS74. tf I The Rival Babies. Uncle Luther Beeclier's grand co-. operative baby show, Avbich was to have been one of the features of the poultry and dog exposition at Young Men's Hall, is not visible to the nak ed eye as yet, but it came very near making a start on Saturday after noon. Two women with babies en tered the parlor, set aside for the little popsey-wopseys, and taking seats on opposite sides of the room, proceed to stare at each other coldly and suspiciously. One was a tall female --with auburn hair, and the other was a little lump of a woman with very black eyes and a determin ed look. Although they" were alone in the room, neither spoke, but they commenced to unpack t heir offspring. The auburn-haired lady finally pro duced from the midst of innumer able wrappings a pale, scrawny looking infant, wearing considerable gold chain and an expression of set tled melancholy. The other baby was a chip of the old block, so to speak a corpulent cherub with puf fy cheeks and big eyes, who proceed ed to suck its fat thumbs with much composure. The silence was becoming oppres sive when the tall woman broke it. She remarked with affected solici tude: i4 What is the matter with your baby, mum? The poor little thing looks quite unwell." The little woman's black eyes snapped, but she answered with forced composure: "Minerva Ger aldine was never sick a day in her life, madam, and she is sixteen months and ten days old. Has yonr little one been ailing long?" The tall woman's hair began to raise up, but she pretended to be looking to see wl.ere the pin was pricking her sad-faced babe, and made no reply. Presently she wound the infant's gold chain around her finger in an abstracted manner, so that the other woman would see it. The rival mother produced a coral necklace with a blue locket, and care lessly clasped it about Minerva Ger aldine's neck. Then the other, in tones of alarm, exclaimed: "Why, Alphonso, have you lost your little gold ring?" Al phonso, who was about thirteen months old, vouched safe no reply, but only looked sad, and his mother' after a irief search, produced the ring from a needie-case, and with a glance of triumph forced it on hi3 linger. The little woman was pale, but compressed her lips with stern de termination.' Reaching down into her basket she brought out a silver mug and a wax doll with real hair. She trembled with excitement, for she had shown her full hand. She won; the silvery mug settled it. ' Did you inteud to put that over grown monstrosity ou exhibition here?" inquired the fiery-haired fe male, glaring wildly at her rival. " Why don't yon hire but your living "skeleton to a side-show?" screamed the little woman, her eyes snapping with rage. " Woman!" " Creatine!" It looked as if there might be blood shed, and a humaue reporter who had overheard the wrangle rushed in to interfere. " Is my little darling a monstrosi ty?" " Is my Alphonso a living skele ton?" Both interrogations rang out si multaneously with a shrillness that drowned the yelping of the cannies and the crowing of the prize roosters in the next apartment. ' Ladies," said he with an expres sion of great solicitude, "they are both angels. But, for Heaven's sake, do not detain me, for I have just been exposed to the scarlet fev- " And each exasperated female clutched up her baby and nnrsing bottle and basket and bounced out. He was alone. Detroit Post. Southern Society Girls. This life of gayety does not seem to em barrass Southern women in the least. They are, from their tenderest years, educated in social calisthenics up to this point of endurance. Southern children are oftcner in the parlor than inmates of the nursery, and pass the hours which should be cradled rocked, among the evening guests, talking, eating, and flirting with amusing grace and maturity. Their complexions suffer, as does their health in after years, and the rush to cosmetics, to cover up deficiencies in coloring, is as necessrry as their use of quinine or health-sustaining med icines. But they have the easy, elegant, unconsciously graceful man ners of well-bred women of the world, whom no exigency surprises, and who look upon the world as hung with "roses for their especial plucking. You never see a South er society-girl act awkwardly, or look miserably out of place, as did E cor Joe Gargery, when dressed in is Sunday clothes. They - act nat ural, because are as much in their element as are swans on the breast of the river. , Qutxk as .Well. The Vicksburg iterald, in noticing th,e rumor of im pending changes in the Cabinet, and the possible appointment of " Boss" Shepherd as one of the' President's constitutional advisers, suggests that if any thing should prevent Shep perd from ' taking such a position, there is a number of first-class em bezzlers, forgers, and swindlers among the Grant office-holders lin Mississippi who. would answer the President's purpose quite as .well as theate jioss of the defunct District Board of Public Plunder. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, TIM TVRRS TTY OF CALIFORNIA. A Good Story, True or Not. One of our leading citizens who recently returned from Philadelphia tells a little story which proves the truth of the old adage, "many a true word is said in jest." It appears some days since Governor Hartranf t, Bob Mackey, Russel Erret, Senator RutanT Secretary Quay, and some half a dozen other prominent politi cians met in the city of Brotherly Love. The question of how the evening should be spent came up for discussion, and it was suggested that the party should visit Birch's min strels. ; The proposition was readily agreed to, and a boy was dispatched to buy tickets for the distinguised party. When the messenger arrived at the box-office the number of the tickets asked for created surprise, and in his curiosity, the treasurer asked who they were for. The boy informed him that Governor Hart ranft, Mr. McKey, &c, had determ ined to visit the theater that even ing. As a matter of course the re sult was that the seats were reserved for the party in the very front row. The news of the intended visit of this distinguished party was at once communicated to the management, and it was determined to have some fun at the expense of the leading politicians of the State. Promptly at eight o'clock the par ty arrived and were taken to their seats by a gentlemanly usher. The first part of the performance, consist ing of songs and jokes, was thorough ly enjoyed by the gentlemen, and the curtain having descended was in a few minutes rung up for the sec ond part. As it rolled up and the stage came to view, an aged darkey was seen seated at a desk with a huge rattan in his hand, and a collection of books before him. Across the scene was the inscription, "Scool for Boys." In a minute in came a num ber of badly clothed, delapitated col ored boys, who took their seats op posite the old man's desk. Having rapped for order, the scoolmaster be gan to call the roll. He did it in this wise: "John F. Hartranft, stand up! Bob McKey, get up dar! Cum 'ere, Quay! Erret t, cum to do front," and so on, until, he had called' the names of all the gentlemen who were occupying seats on the front row. The audience, which was a crowded one, soon found out where the joke came in, and as they picked out one and another of the gentlemen whose names were being called, the applause became exceedingly uproarious. When the names of all the distin guished visitors had been in this way announced there was still one person left sitting on the bench. Said the schoolmaster: "Is John W. Forney here?" Chorus of scholars: "Yes, sah." "Where is he?" The pupnls turned and pointed to the colored individual still seated on the bench. "Yon John W. Forney, stan' up!" "No I won't." "Stan' up directly and join your class." "Xo I won't." "If you don't get np and get inT-o the ring, you'll never get a cent as long as you live." The hit was tiken in an instant by the audience, and cheers burst forth all over the house. So general was the applause that the act had to be repeated before the people would be satisfied. It is said the only persons who did not enjoy it were the occu pants of that front row of seats. Alfonso XII. Colonel Hay, of the New York Tribune, whose former residence in Spain gives him author ity on Spanish matters, expresses a very uncomplimentary opinion of the new king, as will be seen below: He is a youth of seventeen years, not strong either in mind or body. Ho is universally regarded as illegiti mate. He has no claim whatever upon the throne except that he is a son of his mother, who was a bad woman as queen. Her mother was like herself, and her father, if possi ble, worse. For four generations the line is utterly corrupt and worthless. Since Charles III, no one can point to a good reigrn we may almost say to a good action of a Spanish sov ereign; of course we except the un fortunate experiment of Amadeus, of Savoy, who was a gentleman at least. But Charles IV and his son Ferdi nand were not gentlemen in any sense of the word. They were cow ardly, treacherous, untruthful, weak and personally dishonest. Queen Christine and Queen Isabel were not ladies; it is not possible to call them so without casting derision upon the name. They were unfaithful rulers, unfaithful wives, not honest even in money matters. .The last of the race, Don Alfonso, has this bad blood in his veins. It is the only claim to the crown he seeks. Has Done -the Business. The Arkansas Report has done the busi ness for Judge; Poland, as the Ne'w York Tribune, predicted it would. One of the household organs at Washington has published a picture of the Judge sliding down an exceed ingly slippery hill into the Demo cratic camp. If the organ wishes to have it understood that every person who prefers truth to the prosperity of the Grant party thereby places himself in the ranks of the Democrat cy, it forthwith gives that party a tremendous body of . recruits, for with Judge Poland stands all of the Radical press whose influence is worth considering. : It is very cold weather j and yet lovers do not see the sense' of hug ging a stove. Brooklyn Argit-t. Clrfl Rights for All. The New York World begs to call the attention of radically philan thropic Congressmen to the urgent need for still further supplementary legislation to secure equality of civil rights for all citizens of the United States, more especially as regards hotel accommodations. The con venience of our colored brothers be ing, as was fit and proper, first con sulted in this respect, there yet re mains a large class of the community whose claims to respectful consider ation are wontonly disregarded by the proprietors of places for lodging or refection. It is an undeniable proposition that if an honest son of toil should desire to expend his weekly wages upon luxury for the inner man rather than outward adornment, and for that end should resort to the Westminister or the Fifth Avenue Hotel, he infallibly be excluded for no better reason than his lack of personal neatness and his noble scorn of those factitious con ventionalities of deportment which belong to effete despotism abroad. If, failing the ease which these inns should be made to afford him, he seeks only a sumptuous repast and repair to Delmonico's, there too, his soiled apparel and tho unabsterged sweat of his brow would'secure the rejection of his orders. The arbitrary and unrepublican autocracy of hotel-keepers extends even to the fair sex, to doubt whose perfect propriety has been declared a penal offense by special statute. It is notorious that in so-called "first class" hotels an unprotected female, though she be arrayed in the most gorgeous attire, bedected with jew els and perfused with odors, may vainly apply for lodging unless she add uce vouchers for her respectibil- ity. This, the Hvrhl submits, is not as it should be. The avowed object of the admirable devised Civil Rights bill is to prevent invidious class dis crimination, and if Sambo and Dinah are to be secured in the enjoyment of all the social prerogatives of abstract manhood and womanhood, we see no reason for withholding equal legal protection from Patrick aud Hans and M lie Phryne. The Republican party, says the New York World, as it steps down and out from its sixteen years of rule in the House of Representatives, pre sents the country as its valedictory with a bill imposing thirty-five mil lions of dollars of additional taxes. After a severe parliamentary struggle a tax and tariff bill was passed by the House in lieu of the one reported by the Committee on Ways and Means, though it retains some of the essential features of the old measure. The final passage of the bill by 133 to 113 is due to the party pressure brought to bear in its favor, to the concessions which were made to the whisky in terests, and lastly to the parliamen tary manumvering of the Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee. The concession to the whisky inter est by abandoning the proposed tax on whisky in bond, and lowering the ratio from 1 to 90 cents per gallon on all distilled spirits hereafter man ufactured is, however, the essential change which saved the bill. Dele gations representing the large Illin ois, Kentucky and Ohio whisky in terests were in the lobbies and even on the floor of the House, working earnestly with their respective repre sentatives against taxing distilled spirits on hand, in bond, or other wise in store. The other features of the original bill are in the main pre served. The tax on tobacco is in creased from 20 to 24 cents a pound; on cigars the duty is incaeased from $5 to G a thousand; and on cigar ettes from 50 to 75 percent, ad valor em. The increase of 23 per cent, on the present duties on cigars and the restoration of the 10 per cent, duty taken off in 1872 on woolens, steel and iron, glass, &c, are retained as in the Committee's bill, so is the pro visions relative to goods on ship board on tho 10th of February, and there is an additional section exempt ing bolting clothes from duty and the receipt books of saving banks from the tax which would be assessed on them under the Little Tariff act, approved February 8, 1875. What an Arkansas Paper Said. They can't say that Arkansas papers are not opposed to lawlessness. The Dardanelle Independent says of a man who hit a woman with a gun-barrel: We have not language at our com mand to express oui contempt for this cowardly, bully. He should be kicked out of the respectable houses of this town into the streets, and out of the streets into the woods, and out of the woods into the adjoining mountains, where he should die, his death unhonored and unsung; , but the scream of the night-owl, the wail of the panther and the dismal bowl ings of the mountain wolves should chant and sing his lullaby, and bis bones should never be gathered" up with songs of praises and buried with pomp, speech and splendor be neath the cedar, but should lie there ou the cold . and cheerless mountain side, and bleach that memory might forget. A Pennsylvania bull caught sight of Dan Rice's elephant going to wa-' ter and charged him. The man who owned the bull - said there was ndth-' ing worth saving except the ring' in the nose and that was badly bent. Billy Birch on Congressmen. "Ad," said Mr. Birch at the San Francisco minstrels. "Ad. where is your brother Ebenezer? I hain't seen him around for a year or two." "Jbbenezer? said Mr: Rvman. re flectively. "Ebenezer has gone away for a few years." "Anything happened to him?" "Well, yes. To tell the truth. Billy, Ebenezer fell into bad habits. Ho lost that fine perception which enables a man to distinguish between his own property and that of his fel lows', so that he forgot himself at times, and became obsorptive to that degree that he scooped in, as it were, any little portable article - he came across no matter to whom it belong- ed." "Your narrative grieves me," said Mr. Birch. "It lacerates me deeply to know that Ebenezer should have so lost ms memory, ana i suouia think it would have made trouble." "It did," said Ad. "The people called on the police. Ebenezer pro tested at the trial that his prosecutors were trying to blackmail him, but the Judge said that Ebenezer had been stealing, and he sent him to State Prison for five years. By the way, Mr. Birch, I have not seen your brother Eliphalet for a year or two. I do sincerelv trust that nothing has happened to Eliphalet. "Liph?" said Mr. Birch. "Liph's all right. He went to Congress a couple o' years ago, and he's a steal ing yet. N. Y. Sun. The Holladay Family. "Fay," the Courier-Journals Washington correspendent, in a recent letter to that paper says: For beauty, I will name Madam de Bousiere, nee Polly Holladay, daughter of Ben Holladay of California. She looks like a hero ine of a romance, and there was a suggestion of her dash in her maiden name Polly Holladay. Somehow one is reminded, of the English ac tresses of the style of Peg Welling ton, or some of those brilliant crea tures who were possessed of great natural beauty, which they enhanced by dress and coquetry, and were proficients in music and dancing. Three years ago, all the Holladay family came to Washington. They took a furnished house, which they occupied just six weeks; but in that time they gave a German and many other elegant entertainments. Mrs. Holladay was a very handsome, dig nified lady. The eldest daughter, the Countess de Pourtelles, was of a perfect type of beauty, and Miss Polly magnificent. At the German which they gave, Miss Holladay en tered the parlor from tho ball-room just as the President arrived. She gave him a warm greeting, and then tore a few flowers from a bouquet, twisted them into a boutoniere and made the President almost blush as she fastened it in the button-hole of his coat. She was not in the least embarrassed, but he was very much so. V -6- Large Cheese. An Ohio paper announces that a monster cheese is to be made in that State for exhibi bition at the Philadelphia Centennial. It is to weigh fourteen tons, and will measure thirteen feet in diameter and eleven feet in thickness. It will be made in May, 1876'. It is becom ing the custom in various localities abroad to cut up large cheese for the Christmas market and in England the advent of big cheese from here is looked for with i uteres!. The In man steamer which left New York a fortnight ago, took out a number weighing from 300 to COO pounds each, one weighing over 1,200 pounds and one weighing 2,200 pounds. The make and cure are said to be perfect. The art of making these large cheese appears to be well understood in this country. A peculiar libel case is to be tried before the Chester County (Pa.) Courts. A William Benner posted a notice on his property forbidding a neighbor named Lewis H. Ham mond, or his family, from trespass ing on his grounds. Hammond re taliated by a similar prohibition of Benner from his grounds, adding the words, " As I have only, four turkeys left." And therein lies the alleged libeV A sailor's wife had just received intelligence that her husband had perished at sea. She was visited by a neighbor who sympathized with her on her loss, and expressed a fear that she ' would be poorly off. "'Deed I will," said the widow, "but ho did all he could for me he saved me the expense of his buryin'." Sarah .Yates, of Arlington, had al ways been a strong minded girl, and opposed to matrimony. Recntly, however, she received an excellent offer of marriage, and compromised with her principles in this style: " Mr. Bates, I have reflected upon your proposition, and concluded to submit to the .humiliating sacrifice you demand." . Ax Anxual Gem. A gentleman in the cigar business sends his annual gem to the editor of the Detroit Free Presn: . .. .... -, Tis autumn, and the leaves are drv, ; And rustle on the ground, Producing in 'ards of cigars . At a trifling cost per pound. The Courier-Journal- says that a "former reader of the New. York Ledger, with his wife and five chil dren, is starving in a 6x12 room at Indianapolis;" Probably he took the Ledger's advice and married - for love. - - -: Mrs. Lydia Bradley, of Peora, Hl inois,, lias just been elected firstr di-. rector qf tne First .National .Bank of that city. She is a wealthy widdtv and a large stockholder of the bank. 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