o c O lll-M,.WB o o .0 O o DEVOTED TO POLITIC LITERATURE, AH 3 THE BEST INTERESTS OF OREGON. iWll iSVte n' S3 : S3 wm w VOL. !). nli enterprise. 03 At DE.V103.1ATSC NEWSPAPER r OK T 11 K FaraiiMBusiiK'Ss 5I:n, Family Circle. tUEP EVEKY I' HI DAY. .Jnoltner, ,KinrOU AX1 PUBLISHER. lFlltl PA?23 "0R CLACKAMAS CO. 01 M.,.V, f Masonic IkiU lin Maw st. Pv One Y'ar, In Advance S2.5i . ' V "six Months " " Ii-rm of .VdvcrtHliix: i 1.. M;..i..itli: i n e! 111! i n IT TransfMiti-iV. 'P.. t i-,-ve lm-s f . v:::;"7:.'V'.rt'iV.v," 1 on Hilt tia.lMI 1'UM guVn.'--ssCar.l.ls.iuur.-.oe year 12.00 XU'IXTV XO TICKS. oi;r:r:oN i.osi;i: x. !. I. o. i M . ts evorv Thursday Old Ffv.- nan. m u:i ,lV,' Hall. M.ii-.i Mi '. L . l r an 1 11 I '1 - IS 1 III'" .1 to attend. IU' order n . ; . j, I.t. I-.. .Mi--ts n int! frf?fit$.ri s'viiiil an.l I'Miirth Tiles- ,r ,lncv.li::liM':r!l lllollth, ZZllf i t't !' '-K. ill tll- l'.l l'. Ilo.v-,'ll ill. .Mc!ii!crsof th: I'curree .nr.- inv i A t ;;t:i n 1. i j. i w'J a !i0i.oi(; j: no. v'c A. M-. 1 its n'irit!;ir -in- iirini'-.ni-'UN on tin- First an. I ,-vf T.iirtl Silm-il-tys in inuiitii, at 7 d-!o.-u ;v i.: 1 1 ;; l: : !i !" s.-,). t - 1 1 ! r t t'i' 'Kli C M i!-i:i : ;mi 7 lj o'cl ).'k I'roin t!ic of M ucii to tin- i; Uh nf S jiK'iii!.i'r. r.rvt hri-ii in lioud st.ni liii-t ;ti' inv 'it eil lo aitt'ii'l. 1'iV urJ'fr oi W . ?-f . j, 1. 1 . l'-. Mt fts on I :k n. v.. at ol ! 1. Hows' H.ifl at i F;--! an i Tiiinl Til-s-U .' ':' l 'h uin!h. I'.iti i i r!is y j i i i -L t :i 1 i:i x ar' invitt'il toatt-.-nd. 5 -1 . 4 A i. V. . . m . n 1 i i' W !I i'.!. ia r -,i i; , i ) r i i, . I .'.1 ! i .. i: ; ii aT i -r ;j r i ii- u'. ' : i , . a t J . ! .' ; i t , ,'. -.i !. :. .1. .i. v.-., n. s. J' r .v -V :; s s c a j: ; s. ,1. V.'. N v ) j l 'i i is, .! . I .. : ;f " A' r : i r, n ; ;;; .v. r i. a M S.r r-... ia C'iir..i ta': a u. i iV. . ii 0 M i-I ii A X IK TCy-NLY-AT-LAVV; ti:i;j :i', (:vmu;.. j 1 t J-j J. ATTORN ZY-AT-L AW: 0.1j.J Sir, - - uatiSii;. 4 " OKI' 10;; -Ciiaraiaa 'shriek, Main Ft. o.!i trls;j ;tf. J3H .y k O ?i & :v1 c G O W ?i iTn):.;:v IV:j iolnsllosis at-law. trwWi pr.i-ti'V in all the Courts of" the S'.at--. S; -c::il atr iiti-m ivi-n to cas"S in ; !j? l', s. hand a! ire 'm Citv SaprlfT.Mf. ' i-. t. r, a n i n, ATTOr?raY-AT-LAW, OKK'iOX r - - . OH Ed OX. '"'.'V'KT.-ilvcr Pope's Tin Store, Main K!r" !- I'lmarT:-1 1. OYSTER SALOON A N I H K.ST V K R A MTI LO'I, SAAL, Prnj.ri.'tor. Main Str,.,.t Or.m City. (YSTHUS Wit I. P.E SERVE!! FROM c ana ait r t his Uao- durimi the Winter 1 h- ! -si .piaHties of t'HKM'H and AMEKICAX CANDIES. 1 f,,r :li in ,,antities to suit. D E ?T I ST, H-'KICK IN XXXX. UK(.o ,-ixv, OKKCOX. Or,uTr,!,M a"U Pric I'ai.l for Comity II. IIKJHFIKLl). Ptbiuhii,,. lo, , i,i st,,a. 'i" Stqt-t, Oiyhou City, Orfiron. X An Ksortmont of Wat lies. J.-wel-hj -an ls-th Thomas' Wei-bt Clocks iS 'f :-vni-h are warranted to be as v-R r"';r':'"T-i. ink' -Tf 'i"1 iUnr on Wt notice, and . ..1 for rMst patronage. TA CLAT'S' LOXJIS S.VA L ov.r.,,?'',s to ,ho p,"'--rt that he hasre- '?frt- . " Cr bo-vs -nd Pr;r!s' vhif h . fr '-'e cb-a r. r-l ir' A ijohn schra ! ' Main St., Oregon City. .HAW FACTIRER AM) IMPORTER OF Sntltlle, Ilarnexs, Hsulitlery-IIai rsl w ti re, etc., etc. TrlnC11 IIK OI-FKKS A.S CHEAP AS can ln hail in the itat, at WHOLESALE OR RETAIL. warrant my jrootls as represcnti.-d. 1,0 0 0 DEER SKINS XV ANT K D, AND ALSO, VLI. OTHKK KINIS )K IIIIES. K )I wliit-h I will pay the hilu s market pric- in cash Urinjron your liuls and yourcuin I'ortlii-in. JOHN Sf'IIKAM. Saiidii' a lid Ilarni'sv Maki-r. Oregon City, or.-on, July 11, l7:-m:?. JOHN 31. JJACOX, I.MPOKTEIt AN I ) I iKAT.EIl V'ir.f in ISooUs, Station. -ry, lVrium-t-ry, tie., -te. iiiiy2-uf' Oii'oii City, Oreyon. c?"At Charman Warner's old stand ately orcup:-d l.y S. Ack-niaii, Main st. WA20U Afin CARRIAGE "5 A X !TF.ric;TOE3' iiii'tisintis oi ins prfiii isi'S, at i-j-XU. t Ii-old s and on t tic Cirrer ft 3S:iI:i ni-.il T:Irl Street, Oroiroii Citv, Oregon. Taki-s t his i;n-i !ni f inforinin: l:is oM a Irons, and as many m-- oii 's as may ! ii! 'as-.d to fall, that he is now prpari-d, with atnpl" room, "-ooi.! mat rials, and tin- vry h"st oi" ni' i'Iia uii-s, to litiiid am w , re- i f orit ri;(t . Mi-iki'. jiaint, ir'ni and turn out j .".'; ,v:n il -t '. any sort ol' a vi'lii.-lc from a com !iioti ( art toa t'om'ord Confh. Try me. IIl.-K-IissuiSIiiii'r. IIors' or t Shoe injf a-id ; 'in-ral Jobbing ni-atlv, ."i'klv, and cheaply 'ione. ).VI1 SMITH. OHHODM STEAMSHIP GO.'S i I L: ! it -Lr'J.'i 1 O I t U' fc I Si r. 'K. ": jr ') JCK, Will 1-rive (PJ-V.i:')N ( TTY for POUTIANIl "V tv l . - Kxe'M t Sunday, at 7 'v o'clock, A. r. It 'Himhe.:, will leave Portland lor i )r --on City at -2h o'clock, P. M. St c. A I ,I ?K. Will .! ve fiiiKi ; ( IN CITY lor (' Ii VAT. LIS ey-ry Monday a r.d Thursday of each week. St 1-. I ). 'TOX, Will h ave (IIE;on CITV for Mi'MINN Vlhi.K, I.A1A Vl'.TTK and HaYTON. and ali pivints fi-tw!-i, every Monday, Wed ! ! ii and Friday of each v,e.-k. !, av s til'- iJasin at S o'cioci:, A. Al., a lid connect with t h-.-train at Cate-niah at !', A. .".f. Stv. A I A i. NY, T.-av-s oi:k;on city for HAItKIsniTn ; and Et .( ; EX K and till intermediate points f'V'fv Wee Sir. F.-innic I'.ttton, I.-.iv s 0!ti:;oN CITY for AT.P.A X V a ad all int rir.-'dia.te points bet ween t -.vice ev er;.' :-'-k. .1. Ii. p.! l.KS, Aent, Oregon t'ity.Kebnsary, ltl. .s7l. ?iEV OFFERS ! it2SW I DEI A3 ! Seo the Graud Gifts of Onr l'ir.sidi' Fri"i!tl lo ils Siibscrikts. Entirety in-w sjikI u ii iir---l-! Iet, ji rul sjicli nt viil In If rest every one, "i ou miss it if yon don't semi for sa m pl. K him! full p:trt ii'itlurs wliirli 'tie sfiit free ! SI-IE THE liREAT WATIII 0FI I1U I CiCIt ITItr.SlUK FKIF.XD is now in its 1'iith Volume, thoroughly established as t h- leading family and story Weekly in the Cnion. has the largest circulation, and the hr-Ft apt ointed rintintr ami pub lishing; establishment and bniMini; i" tie West. Is a larire e iht-iia;e illustrated and original familv Weekly, price :t,(H) p.-r year. Kvcry subseriber receiver a munificent in-iiiiuni and a share in the distribution, Nuhirribc nrm-.' WM WANT ACrKNTS. We want a represent at ivo in -vory neiirli borhood. Xothinr equals it f r "a.-nt s. male or female, yountr or old. Iy'irfe ('axh Hlf .(' mirl it Sttjirrlt 'Outfit, cxelusivf ter ritory, which is rapid I v tillinir up. Must apply at one--. Subscribe by serulinp: J'!,1"', ami receive the paper one year, a magnifi cent premium, a share in the distribution, and receive also Kkre a Complete Outfit, or send for particulars. Name territory de-sir-d in wrifirur. Address Watkhs.v Cf.. Pulilish. rs, Chicatro, 111. STILL IN THE FIELD! REMOVED SECOND COOR SOUTH OF II A AS' SALOON. WILLIAMS & HARD! II G , AT TIIK L I i a C 0 L N BAKERY, KKKPTIIK MOST COM PI.KTK STUCK ( I-'am ily iroei ries to be ton ml i n t he city. All ir.io.ls warranted. Joods delivered in t he city free of e haru. The highest cash price paid for country j.rorluce. Oregon "-ify. March lsTX FREE Y AC! CIN AT r0KFCR C 1 H ILD3 EN 7n. S. PAP.ICF.R HAS HETfltXEI) 1 tromthe Fast and has reo?n"d his otfice at l.'ll V Parker's Pruu store, Main street, (ippm "ity. K-.idene - at Mrs. l'ost's. Th- IL.cfor. while in P.iston. Mass., p.roeured a limited supply of vaceine mat ter taken from a calf, and for a short time will vaccinate frrc r, f rhttr.jr, eit her at his office or at their resilience, if within the city limits or at Can.-mah. all rhiiilrm in C'l-Trku max roiiiif.i rii'l'r 12 yarx whose patents are desirous of having th.-m vac cinated with pure, unadulterated virus. twiJ tie. is protected Iropi th" i:nruf r- f fmall Poxoranv scrofu knis complaint. IP-eif rH. S. fAKKKR. '"""" '" 1 '""" ' ' Wl -i hi -y n in - i r i - n i lLi 1 1 m .. ., ' , , - -- "' 'J OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MOKAT, Ctil ItAC;i:. M. ll it u u Kr,.l ,! Ie- ' I1MIIH, Moral conra-e is a big tiling. All the good vapors a.lvise everyloav to have moral courage All the Almanacs-wind up will! a word about mora courage. The Rev. Murray, ami the ltev. Collier, ami the Re'v Spurgeon, and lnfs of ot-er rever ends tell their congregations to ex hibit moral courage in daily life. Moral courage doesn't cost a' cent; everybody can till up with it until he can't eat half a dinner after going withent brealifa-t. " Jlave the moral couratre to dis charge a debt while you have the money in your pocket," is one of the i " moral courage' paragraphs. j Mr. Mower read this once, and he j determined to act upon it. One day i his wife handed him five dollars, j Avbicli she had been two years sav- j ing, and asked him to bring her up j a parasol and a pair of gaiters. On j the way down he met a creditor, and j had the moral courage to pay him. j Keturning home, his wife called him ' 150,000 names, such as "fool,"! "idiot," etc., and then struck him ! four times in the pit of the stomach j with a llat-iron. After that lie didn't ! have as ranch moral courage as j would make a ieamng-post for a sick grasshopper, and Ids w ife didn't for give him for thirteen years. ' Have the courage to tell a man why you refuse to credit him," is an other paragraph. That means if you keep a store, and old Mr. Putty comes in and wants a pound of tea charged, you must promptly re spond : " Mr. I'utlty, your credit at this store isn't worth the powder to blow a mosquito over a tow string. You are a fraud of the iir.-t water, Mr. Putty, and I wouldn't trust you for a herring's head if herrings were selling at a cent a box." Mr. Putty will never ?.sk you for credit again, and von will have the consciousiH ss of having performed t your honest duty. ' In providing an entertainment for your friends, have the courage not to go beyond your mean.'.," is an other paragraph, if your daughter wants a party, and you are short, don't be lavish. Uurrow some chairs make a bench of a board and two pails, and set out some molasses and watermelons and tell the crowd to gather around the festive board and partake. They will appreciate your moral courage, if not the banquet. Have Hi,' cot. rase to hhow your respect for honesty, " is another. That is, if you hear of anybody who 1 licked up a So bill and restored it to its owner, take him by the hand and say: " Mr. llambo, lot m ; compli i:ent yon an being an honest man. I didn't think it of von, and I am agreeal !y d isap pointed, believed yon were a liar, a a thief, and I am glad to I always rascal and lind that yon are neither shake." "Have the courage to speak the truth," is another paragraph always in use. 1 once knew a boy named Peter. One da1 wl.en he was loaf ing around he heard some men talk ing about old Mr. Ifangmoney. Their talk made a deep impression on Peter, and lie went to the old man and spoke the truth. lie said: "Mr. Hangmoney. when I was tip town to-day I heard liakc-r say you were an old hedge-hog with a tin ear."' " What!" roared the old gent, "And Clevis said that you were meaner than a dog rolled in tan bark," continued the truthful hvl. "You imp you villain!" roared the old man. "And Kingston said that you were a bald-headed, cross-eyed, cheating, lying, stealing old skunk under the hen-coop!" added the boy. Then old Mr. Hangmoney fell upon the truthful Peter, and lie mopped the lloor with him, knocked his heels against the wall, tore his collar oil" and put his shoulder out of joint, all because that boy had the moral courage to tell the truth. And thorp was voting Towboy it was the same with him. lie had the moral courage to go over to an old maid and say: " Miss Fallsair, father said he never saw sue h a withered up old Hubbard squash as you are around trying to trap a man!" " He did, eh!'' mused the old maid raising up from her chair. " Yes. and mother says it's a burn ing shame that you call yourself twenty-four when you are forty-seven, and she says your hair-dye costs more that our wood!" " She saitl that, did she?" murmur ed the female. Yes, and sister Jane says that if she had such a big month, such freckles, such big feet and such silly wavs, she'd want the lightning to strike her!" And then the old maid picked up the rolling pin and sought the house in which Towboy reside.!, and she knocked down and dragged out until it was a hospital. men ioiuivs father mauled him, his mother I pounded him, and his sister denuded j him of hair ill because he had mor- ! al courage in his daily life. j conduction d from fifteen ii om urn. tn i.? . , every instance determine his cha a. - te lor lite, -vs B "V X careless, prudeni or 11U!K ' ll'u i industrious or indolent, truthful or dissimulating, intelligent or ignor ant, temperate or dissolute, so will he be in after years, and it needs no prophet to cast his horoscope or cal culate his chances in life. Salem Mills continue to pay 02 cents per bushel for wheat. R. C Kinney k Co. are still grinding 1,350 tons of flour ti ) on j City ol .Dublin for Liverpool. The Contest in New York. The successes achieved by the Dem ocracy in Ohio and Ind'ana, at the recent elections in those States, afford i ground for belief that the State of i New Yord will be carried against the ! Administration at the November elec ; li n. Tiie Congressional delegations j of the two States first mentioned eon i sist of thirty-throe members, while the last-named Statf has an equal j number. The aggregate Democratic majority in Ohio and Indiana when complete returns slsall have been re : ceived, will probobly exceed thirtv I five thousand. In ''the Presidential j contest of 172, those States crave f i rant a majority over Greeley of 00, OiO. On national issues that great majority has been overcome and the popular vote shows a maiority against the Administration of not less than :'...000 in those States. In the State of New York, at the last Presidential election. Grant had a majority over Greeley of 5:5,415 which was partly owing to the refusal of many Democrats to support the lat ter. With a Democrat who can poll the full Democratic strengtd, the Grant majority of 1N72 can be easily overcome, and the Empire State will range herself in the column with Ohio and Indiana. An inspection of the election returns of the three great States we have named will prove that it will be an easier matter to carry the last than the two former, as the per-ec-htage of change to achieve a Democratic victory in New York re quires to be only'a slight one. In the Seymour election Grant's majori ty was not over ten thousand. It is claimed that the papularity of Gen. Dix is so great that his election by a larg majority is almost a foregone conclusion. We doubt it, and for good reasons. He stands on a plat form that excites grave suspicions in the minds of all conservative Repub licans. Pennsylvania and Kansas declared their opposition in their Radical Conventions to a third term; but in New York the State Radical Convention was silent on that issue. That body desired to enlist the sup port of the National Hanks and mon eyed classes in favor of Radicalism, and by their silence ignored a ques tion which will prue of grave im portance in this contest. The l b mocrats in their Convention at nvracuse oonuy ctociareu their op- j .. .1 11! T 1 ".. position to me ttangerous innovations that tiie partisans of President Grant contemplate introducing, and which would receive an important support it Gov. Ibx can be elected in tha Empire State on a platform silent in that matter. Article XII of the 1 )emoci'at i-. platform reads as follows: "The Presidency is a public trust, not a private perquisite: no third rterm." That issue must enter into l he Gubernatorial and Congressional leetioiis of that State to be held on November .'),. and the position that Samuel .1. Tilden occupies thereon is that recommended tothe American people by the mo--t powerful of all arguments the example, of Wash ington, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, and .laekson. Gov. Dix s reticence I on the proposition will lose him the support of conservative Pepublioans, because his course is unbecoming his position as a candidate for popu lar approval, when he should know, from his long experience in public life, that the people- expect candid ates for their sulfrages to be frank and bold in their utterances in public ai fairs. The Presidential contest will take place two years from now, and near ly sill the Radical Conventions were silent on the third term problem, save Kansas and Pennsylvania, which declared against it, and South Cirolina which declared for it. But if the great State of Ne-.v York should elect Gov. Dix on a platform ignor ing that issue, then the next two years will witness the most extraor dinary efforts on the part of the Radi cals to elect Grant a third time, and a victory in that State would induce Pennsylvania and Kansas to retrace their steps. The press of New York city is in opposition to the Adminis tration now. At the commencement of his second term he had able sup porters in several of her leading jour nals, but the shadow of the third term, has projected its baleful gloom upon the political future of thecoun try, and now none of those old-established newspapers yield him their support. To arrest the tide of opin ion against his acts and his aspira tions, his friends have originated a new organ called the Rfpitblv;. It cannot save a sinking cause. The Democracy have rallied the masses to the support of their candidate, ami even Gov. Dix cannot be elected on a pi tit form that covertly favors the third term system. Examiner. The following clipped from the Atchison Champion, shows what kind of women they have in Kansas: " Lost, strayed or stolen. An in dividual whom I. in an urgent mo ment of lonliness, v-as thoughtless enough to adopt as my husband. He is a good looking and feeble in dividual, not knowing enough, how ever, to come in when it rains, unless some good looking girl offers him the shelter of her umbrella. Answers to the name of Jim. Was l .st seen in l" in with his arm around her waist, look- ; mQrc Hko a fo( .f iblo tb;m ! ever. Anybody who will catch the noor fed low and bring him carefully J - - j - baak, so that I can chastise him for running away, will Vie invited to stay for tea bv " Kate E. Smith. A Clean Sweep. Tho latest re turns from the North Carolina elec tion show that the State Senate will be composed of thirty-eight Demo crats and twelve Radicals, three In-de-pendent Democrats aud one Lib eral Republican. COURTESY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, NOA EMBER 'G,"l874." Ingratitude to l'rovitlcncc. A body of farmers in South Wilts, England, have determined to reduce the wages of their farm laborers from l'Js. to lis per week, on the plea that as there has been an abundanut har vest, bread will lie cheaper, and the farm hands can live upon lo ss wages. This is an atricions manner of testi fying gratitude to DivineProvidence by making a bountiful harvest a pre text for robbing the poor by lessen ing their wages. The English agri cultural laborer is almost at the mercy of his employers. He is their tt-iiaiit fit will, and if lie does not work at the t.-rices the farmers are willing to pay, he can be driven from his cottage, and no one in Ids neigh borhood will rent him another. The rent of a cottage will average two shillings per week, in the locality where the farmers have combined to reduce the wages to eleven shillings. That leaves the family consisting of man and wife and several children only nine shillings or S'2 10 per w eek. With that scanty pittance the labor er is compelled to live on a very meagre diet, one not .suflicient to maintain his strength. Tor many years past there lias been a steady decline in the amount of comforts a week's earnings would procure a farm laborer. Money has decreased in its purchasing power compared with its exchangeable val ue of twenty years ago. And the demands made upou the country to supply the wants of the large cities have caused many articles that were very cheap to command prices be yond the laboi er's means, and they were absolute necessities to his chil dren who are seldom treated with a meat-dinner. Milk, that in former times was extremely cheap, is now a costlv article, as the railways ranidl v eonvev it to the great cities. Pota- toes and milk is now pensive for the farm a dish too ex laborers' eliil- uren. jjiiuer is oouuie lis iormer price. Pork and bacon have advanc ed in the same ratio, and the lot of the peasantry appears to be daily ap proaching the starvation point. The wages given by the farmers do not meet the average expenses of the best and most economical of the la boring men's families. The poor house has to give assistance, but that system of relief is depreciating the I i .-.1 l -r , i character oi the people. It lessens iheir spirit oi independence, and un- Ldermines their phvsical strength. j. ne peasantry oi ireiaml are now in a better condition than the farm lab -rors of Pngland. Their compen sation procures them mora of the necessities of life than the English farm laborer can obtain on his scan ty wages. That improvident condi tion has been obtained by the whole sale emigration of the Irish to the American continent. The vonitger members oi' the familv. male a ml fe- mal. have been able to holt their relatives hv obtaining hu-her wages i for a week's service in the United States tha-n they could earn in a month in the land of their birth. Millions have left of enterprising Irishmen t! le sod,'' and have bettered their own condition and that of their f.'.milics by doing so. Such a eoui'so ;s the only remedy for the English farm laborer. A much smaller exodus from England than that which has taken place from Ire land would be sullieient to raise wa ges in the former, as the relative population of the two countries, con sidering their areas, would render the migration of a ouarter of a mil- lion from England more beneficial to those remaining than double that number would to Ireland. The En glish laborer is yet indisposed to im prove his condition by migration, but the last instance of the land holders' rapacity in endeavoring to reduce their wages, because Provi- T I .1 ... oence has given them an almnd tnt harvest, ought to induce them to go lo some other region where they would lind m u e reasonable men to deal with. E.rnrniuer. The Vagabond Sack An old man of very active physiognomy, answer ing to the name of Jacob Wilmot, w as brought before the Police Court. His clothes looked as though they might have been bought second-hand in his youthful prime, for they had suffered more from the isib of the world than the proprietor himself. " What business?" "None; I'm a traveler." " A vagabond, perhaps?" " Y'ou are not far wrong. Travel ers and vagabonds are about the same thing. The difference is that the lat ter travel without money, the former without brains." " Where have von traveled?" "All over the Continent." " For what porpose?" " Observation." " What have you observed?" "A little to commend, much to censure, and a great deal to laugh at." " Humph! what do you commend?" "A handsome woman who will stay at home; an eloquent preacher who will preach short sermons; a writer that will not write too much: and a fool lias got sense enough to hold his tongue." " What do you censure?" t t 4 il'i " . i r i fine clothing; a youth who studies J'0 L-v 5 h?naa' i and the people who will elect a drun- kar(1 to ofTS . " What do you laugh at?" " I laugh at a man w ho expects his position to command that respect which his personal qualifications and qualit;es do not permit." He was dismissed. Frivolous. There was a young woman named Hannah, who behaved in a frivolous manner: While her pa stood in prayer, she put tacks in his chair; which he sat on, and cur-ee i hie Hannah.. SLKIU'ISC WITH HIS liQUAT.. Tiie IV ay a Iiiicwln C'onntv Durkcy Miulc His Civil Uilit Uiil Pay. I'roia the Fayetteville Press, certain hotel not a thousand A miles from I'ayctteville recently had for its guest a sanctimonious looking Puritan from the butt end of Massa chusetts, who took great pains to ingratiate himself with the colored people and instils into their minds the odious doctrines of negro equali- j ty. The civil rights bill was a favor ! ite. hobby, ami he took occasion I wdienever a suitable opportunity oc f cur rod to whisper into the cars of all ' j negroes that came in his reach that j he considered them his equals in ; every way. The porter is a hurley i negro named Joe, who is as greasy j and odorous an African as ever im ; parted a high liavor to the summer ; breeze, and the saintly sealawag from i Massachusetts had been using him ! tor some time as a whetstone to s.iarpen Ins abolition theories on. but Joe is u sensible darkev, albeit he is not the best fellow in the world to run one's nose against, and lie has a pretty corr. ct idea of a negro's place, which kept him from being gulled by his would-be white broth er. Resides, Joe is attached to tho landlord of the hotel, and as he is talkative withal, he unbosomed him self to his employer one evening, and related all that the insidious Yankee had said on the subject of Sumner's legacy and negro equality. The landlord was thoughtful for a mo ment, and then said: " Joe, I'll give you i?2 to-morrow-morning if you'll sleep with that fel low to-night." uoe's eyes twinkled like stars, and he quickly responded: " Dat's a bar gain, Mai'se Jim, 'fore goodness." That night the meek and unsus pecting white friend of the race of Ham was just crawling into bed when Joe slid into the room hum ming, " John Rrown's body lie smoulderiu' in do dust," and com menced shedding his clothes without further ceremony. Tho amazed Pu ritan started up m his bed, his eyes starting from his face like a coulple of door knobs, and tremulously in quired: " My colored friend, what are yon going to do?" Joe .tilled his shirt over his head, gave a tronic-iidous yawn, set a few thousand odors arloat, and made a leap for the bed, screaming as he went: " Tse gwin. to soend do nicht wid myokair The horrified disciple of Sumner gave a yell thai would make a Plate Indian's hair curl, tore himself from Joe's perspiring but fond embrace, leaped from the bed, broke out of the door with the caudal appendage of his shirt il.ating like a summer cloud behind him, and fell into the arms of the landlord who, attended by a few friends, was enjoying the whole scene as only a decent white man could. Next inoruing Joe re ceived his money, but the saintly sneak from Massachusetts was not to be seen. Hen lintJer. Things seem to have come to such a pass that Gen. Butler cannot ope his mouth but out there flies an ar gument for the Democracy. What does it mean? asks the New York World. At Gloucester, as we. have already noticed, he reminded his an-ti-infiation audience that the Democ racy is the anti-inflation party of the country, and now at Essex he forci bly shows to his Republican consti tuents the utmost importance of a Democratic triumph not only in Mas sachusetts, but in the Union at large. "One of the great difficulties in this State," he says, "is that we have had a party in power almost twenty years and we have had no change in the ollieers or the administration, we have had no opposing partv to bal ance the books aud look them over and see if thev were all right. I hope, trust aud believe thev are all rigid, but I don't know. Nobodv iias examined them. It is vour old cashier that alwavs steals the money; your old, trusted, confidential clerk tnat turns defaulter. Coming lrom Euth-r, is not this very remarkable? It is as much as to say that the long ascendency of the Republican party in Massachusetts and the Union has left the people of both in painful doubt as to the honesty of their agents and the slovency of their af fairs, for which reason it is high time that the party in power were expelled, from it.; that there were a change of officers and administration; that, in short, we had the Democracy to balance the books and look over them and see if they are all right. And this is true. It is indeed a pro found and startling truth. Rut how comes Euller to utter it? Is the ru ral atmosphere so charged with it that he tells it spontaniously ? Or does he, in making what is probably his political end, recur instinctively tei the impression of his earlier and purer public life, and unwittingly plead for Democratic victories, as the dying Falstaff "babbled of green fields." The Richt Sitf. " Old Bill Al len," the Democratic Governor ff Ohio, is made out of the right stuff, tmd is a specimen brick of the old time Democrats. An Ohio exchange says: The Governors of Ohio, here tofore, have been accustomed to pass over all the railroads of the State free of charge, and usually an extra car has been furnished for their convey ance; but old farmer Allen adopts another rule. He refuses all railroad passes, and says ho wants to pay his fare like all other citizens; neither will he allow any pomp, but travels like Ids neighbors. What a grand NO. 2, What Caused the Louisiana IteoIt. The New York WurWn New Or leans correspondent gives a graphic picture of the condition of affairs which led to the violent overthrow of the Kellogg government last week. It is well for the press to give ex tended publication to these causes, as it is plain that the liadical press have iletermined to make the most of the revolt in influencing the North ern Congressional elections. Thin correspondent says: "Ground down beyond endurance, deprived of the most sacred right of a citizen, the right to vote, itbecamo apparent that every man who oppos ed the usurpation should be disfran chised. Their infractions of law, their violations of vested rights, their disregard of the rights of property in the last few days, and espeeially after Grant's order placing the treops under Paeard's control, became so gross and tyrannh'al that the people could no longer liear with atience. The day succeeding Grant's letter the following mode of questioning applicants for registration was adopt ed: Registrar "Do vou belong to tho White League?" " Y'es." "Y'ou must then bring two wit nesses to prove your majority." This to men with gray beards. Again: "Y'ou wish to register?" " Y'es." "Will you vote for Lowell (the de faulting postmaster, now candidate for re-election to the Low er House) V "No." "Then ypu must bring your certi ficate of baptism to prove that you are twenty-one." In several instances men vho have exercised the elective franchise for years were thus t rented. They ap plied to the courts. They were turn ed away w ith the statement that a court of law could not meddle with politics. In connection with this, private dwellings aud stores were en tered by the police, and all arms therein of w hatever character forci bly taken away. Men preparing for a hunt were arrested for carrying guns on the unheard-of charge of "intending to incite a riot." It was forbidden to carry pistols for protec tion against robbery. Men with canes when assembled in larger num bers than three were dispersed by the police. In a w ord, actions were daily committed that the Czar of Russia would not dare to perform. Pen n. The man who gave the New Or leans emute its first color of right bv placing himself at its head is Davidf son Ihadfute Penn, -who was elected Lieutenant-Governor in 1S72 on the McEnery ticket. He shared the fate of his colleagues in being counted out by the illegal Election Board. which, backed bv Federal bavonet and a drunken Federal Juelge, put "it -it- ixeiiogg ana ms crew in power. Gov. Penn was born m 1830. He comes from an old Lnuisiana familv. After graduating from college ho i i 1 -i i -tii Miuhtiea law. anil then neoarno a merchant in New Orleans. He en tered the Confedei-ate service as Ma jor of the Seventh Louisiana. He was promoted for gallantrv to the Colonelcy. He was taken prisoner at Rappahanock Station and sent to Johnson's Island. Just before the eedlapse ef the Confederacy he was exchanged, appointed Bragadier- General, and assigned to the com-1-mand of Eastern Louisiana. When the political campaign of 1872 open ed, Mr. Penn was nominated for Governor on the Liberal ticket. The anti-Republicau elements were after wards fused, and he ran as McEnery's Lieutenant-Governor. As every ono knows, he was really elected. We clip from the Louisiana press of that year some testimonials to his char acter. He is a gentleman in the full sense of the word, who by his dignified deportment, his tact and modesty, his gentleness, his free liberal ideas, has made the most favorable impres sion. He possesses tho esteem of the merchantile community on ac count of his strict and correct man agement, his reliance and honesty. Ho has freely and openly, with a strong resolution, declared himself in favor of the rennovation brought about by the Republican party. Mr. Penn never was a politician; he ia no wire-puller who cares for a nom ination, and he knows nothing of tho low tricks of Louisiana politics. His public career is as stainless as bis private character. All who know him are of the opinion that in regard to intelligence, keenness, energy, and righteousness, he has few eeiuals in thestate. To his talent for organ ization the Liberal party of Louisi ana is greatly indebted, and thou sands have allied themselves with it because a man of honor liko Penn is at the head of it. Prepabino for Fkacds. The Now Orleans Bulletin says that the Kellogg party are making preparations for tho most extensive frauds at the ap proaching election, as is shown by the registration of voters. The books have only been open about fifteen days, and yet there are already a large number of negro voters regis-:) tered in excess of the negro voting population in the city, and they are everv day permitted to register when their pockets are already filled with registration papers. It further charg es that there is a scheme on foot to import voters from Mobile, and that over one thousand negroes in that citv hold registration papers fs vot ers in N1" OrlE23. o O Q o o o o o o o o o Q o 0 o o. o i -: 1 f X i