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OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE G, 1873..
YOL. 7.
NO. 32,
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THE EIYEIPIIS!!
A LOCAL DEulOGATlG NEWSPAPER
V O It T II
Farmer, Busings Man, & Family lircl?.
1R.SUKI EVIUlY FRIDAY.
A. 2s 15 R,
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OFFICIAL PAPER FOIt CLACHA3IAS CO.
OFFK'F. In Ir. Th- ssiii-'s Triok, next
Uoor to John Myers' store, m-stair.s.
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(I..VJK OK ILLINOIS.)
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"STILL IN THE HELD!
VJILLlARfiS & HARDlsaG,
AT 'UIF.
LIHCOLN BAKERY,
Ki- ki' i iii: .vir coMi'i.i.u-. s("
, i-.Moly .-roe :.n-s e. in Hi ;
ll : W warranted. ...ous .1 l. ' l '1
iu'tl'.-'eitN ire,,: car--. The 1.,;-l.est cask
,rieenaiit lorciiiiiry pro.iu.-.'.
t.r.-A'.n t'lty, MareU lsei.
" J. T.APPSRSOK,
OFI ICF. IN l't)STFl IFi" UUII.IUNO.
IVii.l. r, ClrirUiiixn" County Or
" iIits mimI (rcm iy Old''-
SOUGHT AND SOLD.
NOTARY PUBLIC.
T.. ',,'.:!t ',F fo'l -etions att -ml.'.I
to ami a ti n -jal l'roke:i-e buin--ss carried
on'. janWi.
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lZstal-.li1 :l oinre ' 5'., at !!' ld sJand.
?l.iiu v.r.'l, Or.'soii Hty, Or. iron.
rn At. aort in "nt of Wathes. .lew.-l-
. rv.aml s t li Thomas' Weight "locks
J- ;g all i which are warranted to be as
r -r s. nt -.1.
uf II epairius done on short not ice, and
hnnktul lor past patronage.
Suvii r, L:iRoc:iie A: Co.
Oregon City.
K-t constantly on hand fr sal ' Flour,
Middiinus. bian and Chi.-k-n Feed. Farti. s
purotuKin.e; ;,.ed nu:t lur:iih the su-.;
JOHN 31. I5AC0,
IMPOHTKIl ANIlF.I.i:n Zl'J
in Fo-:s stationery, IVriuni- f--- r
C7"At rharman A Warn r's old stand,
lt -ly occupi -.1 by S. Acki-uian, '-"":l sl-
A. rOLTMER
NOTARY PUBLIC.
E?4TPRI3E GFFIGE.
OREUilX ( ITV.
Fot v.-ry l"st photographs, po to rr.id
ly(& H'.ilofsr.n's Gal ry without STAIRS
Ass-en In the Klcvitor, 12: Montgomery
rr-:"t. S."n Fr-incico, Ctilifornlj.
t ry, etc., etc.
On -mi City, Orejrf.
SI'KIXO AM V.'IXTKIi.
I!Y liWKN MF.I'.KLITir.
woiM buds pvcv year:
Mnt tin- l) :ti t just '..iK-i'. atul when
Tin- blossom falls oil' si-i c
X nt'w l los.soiu coiii'-'s jisruin.
Ah ! the rose ro( s with the wind,
IUit tht.' thorn "remains behind.
Was it well in him, if he
llt not love, to spe.-ik of love so?
It he still unmoved must be.
Was it nol le souirlit to move so?
I'luek the llower, and yet not wear it?
sipui n, uesjiise, yet not spare it?
Need he say that I was fair.
With such meanin.tr in his tone,
Just to speak of one whose hair
Had the same tine as my own?
Pluck my life up. root and bloom,
J list to plant it on her tomb?
And she'd scarce so fair a face
(So he used to say) as mine :
And her form had far less jrrnee ;
And her brow was far h-s fine,
lint 'twas j ii.-st as he loved then,
More than he can love airiin.
Why, If beauty could not bind him.
Need he praise me, speakimr low;
ITse my face. just to remind him
How no face could please him now?
Why, if lovinii c. uld not move him,
Did he teach me still to love him?
And he said wv eyes were bright,
l'.ut his own he said, were aim :
And my hand, lie said, was white;
lint what wasthat to him?
" l-'or," he said, "in irazine; at you,
I seem gazing at a statue."
"Yes," he said, "he had grown wise
n w.
He had suffered much of yore;
I'ut a fair irrace to his eyes now,
Was a fair face and no more,
Yet the anguish and the I liss,
And the dream, too, had been his."
Why those words, a thoim'it too tender
For the common places spoken?
Ijooks whose meaning seem 'd to render
Help to words w lien speech came
broken ?
Why s late in July moonlight
Just to sav what's said bv nuoiiliht?
H.iTKM)'l'S.
Ere lonrj A dot: key.
To keep Indians quiet recp:iircs
considerable Inginuity.
It is a diiiieult tiling to run a saw
mill by the force of example.
The whole cost of our (50.000 miles
of railroad is about s:,-loT,(;:;S;7i'.).
If you are conrtinjy a jrirl, stick to
it; no matter how laiv.'e her father's
feel are.
1U iVct well before speaking that a
word once littered., can never be re-
Ti:o mar. -who attempted to "cloak
his SillS could Hot iilul L 1111101)1
laru-e enough.
"Why is a yor,n lady before nmr
ria.e never ri.ht-V Ueeaime she is all
the time a-miss.
If the best man's faults were writ
ten on his forehead, he would draw i
his hat over his eyes. j
Vhv is a melancholy miss the
! pi -asantest of all companions? lie- j
: cii-ise sli; is always ic-iunsne;.
"A )rudeut man," says a witty '
1 rei.chman, "is like a pin; his head
1 il-i - - i. t 1 1 i to f n .1 m r. ! e f . ... f:. i
i - - r,
"Jack, your wife is not so pensive
as she u:-e.l to be." " Xo, she has
left that oil' and turned expensive."
An hour's industry will do more .to
be;j;et cheerfulness, suppress evil
humors and retrieve your ad'airs than
a month's bemoaning.
"It's a very solemn thing to be mar
ried," said Aunt IJothany. "Yes, but
it's a deal more solemn mA to be,"
said a spiiistrr aged forty.
In a single century four thousand
millions vi human beings appear on
the face of the earth, act their many
parts and sink into the grave.
An accepted California suitor late
ly sold his interest and good-will in
a;!ianeed to a rival for the price of a
new waistcoat. Sc.wblo man.
A Connecticut man isgoing to move
out of the State right away because
the trustees of a cemetry object to his
raising onions on his cemetry lot.
A gentleman being asked if his
neighbor's dog was a hunter, said it
was half hunter and half setter, that
he hunted until he found a bone, and
then sat down to eat it.
"Six feet in his boots!" exclaimed
Mrs. I'eeswax; "What will the im
pudence of this world come to, I
wonder! Why they might as well
tell me that the man has six heads in
his hat."
.V hardy seaman, who had escaped
one of the recent shipwrecks upon'
our coa d, was asked by a good lady
how he felt when the waves broke
over him. lie replied, "Wet, ma'am;
very wet."
" "lis strange," muttered a man as
he staggered home, from a dinner
party, "how evil communications
corrupt good manners. I've been
surrounded by tumblers all the even
ing, and now I'm a tumbler myself.
A (plaint old gentleman, of an ac
tive, stirring disposition, had a man
at work in his garden who was quite
the reverse. ".Tones." said he, "did
you ever see a snail?" "Certainly,"
said .Tones. "Then," said the old
boy, "you must have met him, for
you never could overtake him."
An old trapper was auntcrin
through one of our w estern villages, !
on a Sunday. Passing a meeting
hor.se. he went in and took his scat! '
The preacher was discoursing on the j
"sheep, and the wolves." Said he: '
" Ve who assemble here week after
week, an.l do our duty and perform
our part, are the sheep; now, who
then, are the wolves'?" A pause, and
our friend, the "trapper, "'rose to his :
feet. "Waal stranger rather than
see the play stopped, I will be the
wolves." The jreacher pronounced ;
the benediction at once.
Discovery of Win. York's IJjdy. I
- From the Lawrence Tribune.
Our readers will remember veadincr
a l.rief account in the TrlLmte of
March 2th, of tin; mysterious dis
appearance of William York, of In.le
j.enuenee, Kansas, brother of Stale
Senator A. M. York, while en route
from Fort Scott to his home, on
horseback, on tho th o that month.
The incident was very extensively
published throughout the whole
country, from the' respectability and
prominence of the party through the
transient fame of his said brother.
Search, the most thorough of the
kind known in the State, was imme
diately instituted to trace out anil
unravel
tiif. ai:k :.iysti:i:y
of his disappearance, and with untir
ing energy was kept up to this pres
ent, culmination and discovery, ltiv
ers were dragged, and the route over
which he was supposed to have trav
eled, was searched with painful
detail and perseverance.
Yesterday the veil of mystery Avas
drawn aside, and the sad fate of the
long lost citizen fully settled.
The course of Mr. York has been
followed to the vicinity of Cherry vale,
Kansas, where all further trace was
lost. The farmers living in that
neighborhood were made acquainted
with the success of the search thus
far, ami entered into the work of in
vestigation with a laudable determin
ation to fathom the dark pall, and
soon i'.xed their suspicion upon a
family by the name of jender, resid
ing about six miles north of Cherry
valle, consisting of four persons
two men and two women. The
younger man's wife
CLA1MJ21) TO r.K A MILIUM,
and exercised a remarkable control
over the rest of the family; and it is
even reported that they dared not dis
obey her in anything, she being, as
the neighbors expressed it, "a per
fect devil."
About three wot ks ago this family
departed very suddenly, and left
their cattle to starve on the farm,
drove to Thayer and hitched their
team close to the railroad depot, and
bought tickets to Humboldt. The
team was taken into keeping by the
constable of that place alter standing
two or three days unclaimed.
Yesterday two men v, ere looking at
the claim so suddenly vacated by the
3emlors, and while they were in the
gai'dcn, noticed a queer depression
in the soil, and suspecting something
wrong dug down. At a depth of four
feettney
( A:.ir. rrox a corrss
lying fa.-o down and denuded of
everything except a shirt. With the
body they found a piece of a lialter.
The remains were at once identified
as the lost Mr. York. Tin y found a
large bruised scar on his temple,
showing that he undoubtedly came
to his t.eatli from a blow from some;
sharp instrument.
The house was next iikoroughly
soaivhed and in the dock ease was
foutul a piece of Mr. York's specta
cles.
The 1'of r was then taken up and a
new horror unearthed. Upon dig
ging in the soil there (hey came upon
the remains of people who had been
probably murdered ami hurried there,
but the decomposition of the bodies
was so lar advanced that the search
ers were unable to identify them
whenour informant It ft, late last
evening.
THE 2IOST INTENSE KXCITEMENT
prevailed at Cherryvale over tl:e
startling discovery, and people were
assembling from every direction as
fast as they learned of the event.
We hope the pursuit of this JJonder
family will be as vigorously inaugur
ated and kept up us lias been the
search for Mr. York, until the last
one of them feels the vengeance of an
outraged law and an exasperated
community. J-et the most experi
detectives be put on their trail, if
necessary, and ferret out tht4 blood
thirsty perpetrator of these premedi
tated murders. We shall await, with
interest the further unearthing of
these dark deeds.
Ciikkuyval, Kas., May S 1-1 :o!) p.
in. Seven more, bodies have been
taken up, besides that of Mr. York,
with three graves get untouched.
Six of these have been ideiitiiiesl. H.
Longehos and child, eighteen months
old, was found identified by his father-in-law.
The body of W. 1 Mc
Carthy has also been identitied. lie
was born in LSI:), and served during
the war in Co. D. 2"..l Illinois Volun
teer Infantry. Some men from J Tow
ard county identified the body if 1).
Urown. He had a silver ring on the
linger of his left hand, with the ini
tials of his name engraved thereon.
The body of John deary was identi
fied by his wife from Howard eonntv,
whose terrible grief over the mutilat
ed remains of her husband was heart
rending. All had been killed by
blows on the back of the head with a
hammer.
The throats of all had been cut
except that of th little girl. The
whole ground will be dug up to iind
more graves. The excitement is in
creasing hourly. Soma suspected
parties will be arrested to-night. I
will return to the scone of the mur
der to-morrow, and will fend a full
account of everything new that is
developed. The whole country is
aroused, and the good name of the
State is enlisted in the extermination
to secure; the murderers if they have
to be followed to the ends of the
earth. The scene'' at the grave sur
passes every tiling in horror that
could be possibly imagined.
Every persem without regard to
race, sex or condition, who is found
in the streets tf the cities ami towns
e:.f Eussia in a state of intoxication,
is compelled to work at sweeping the
ftrt-ets during the whole of next da v.
COURTESY OF
TeATTUtTPQTTY
The Congressional (Jrali.
The Vancouver 7iV.s,v, an inde
pondent paper, goes' after' the Con
gressional thieves in a very pointed
manner. It says: " It will be rec
ollected, that on the last night of
the late session of Congress, that
body perpetrated the "most out
rageous, thciving and scoundrelly
act, ever attempted by Jinv assem
blage of men in a legislative capac
ity, by voting themselves the sum of
live thousand dollars each, as back
pay. 49
The people would have submitted
to an increas" of salary of some; gov
ernment oihVials without much com
plaint, but this was only a useless
and extravagant Avaste of the peo
ple's money, done for the purpose
of cloaking the designs of the thiev
ing crow that composed a majority
of that Congress. Had they stop
ped at that, there; would have been
some show eif lvason and honest de
sign, but voting themselves an in
crease of salary (already too high,)
with the notorious back-pay scheme,
was too glaring a piece ef rascality
to pass unnoticed by an honest con
stituency. J hit for the heads e.f departments,
members of Congress and Territorial
officers, their allowances was amply
suilicient to remunerate their time-,
and sustain the dignity of their jo
sition. Just then we think Presi
dent Grant missed the most splen
eliel opportunity even' oflereel a chief
magistrate, immortalize himself, had
ht seen through the thieving scheme
of Ceingress, to enrich themselves at
the expense; of his responsibility.
He should have; promptly ve toed the
measure, defeated thereby the ne
farious scheme's f e-rodit mobilier
operators and other reibbers t)f the
Government. The jietmle, who are
now crushed to earth by the load of
taxation imposed, r.p n them, would
have sustained him, though he might
never have aspired to oliicial posi
tion again, his name .Avould have;
gone down to posterity as a protec
tor and benefactor.
Honest, upright and patriotic as
we believe the President to to be,
we cannot he-lp but think that the
whole scheme '.vas gotten up by men
of the most corrupt and designing
principles. And that the addition
to the President's salary was only
made to catch that functionary, and
secure his approval to the notorious
scheme. A few men too honest, Ave
are happy to say, refuse to share; ill
the general plunder, and have re
turnee! the; amount due them to the
U. S. Treasury. The names of those;
men will live in the hearts of a grate
ful people, while that ed' thieves and
robbers who have plundered a con
fiding people, will be forgotten, and
burrieel beneath the contempt and
a ! -ion of an outraged community.
A MoTHMjfs Guavk. Karth has
some sn.Te'd spots Avhere Ave feel like
loosening- the shoes from our feet,
and treadling with holy reverence:
where common words of pleasure are
umitting; places a. here friendship's
hands have lingerel in each othe r,
whore vows have been plighted,
prayers e.fiered ami tears of parting
have? been she-el. Oh, how the
thoughts hover round such places,
and travel back through immeasura
ble: space to visit them. Jhit of all
the thoughts on the; green earth,
none is so sacred as Avhere rests, I
Availing the resnrrectie.n, those we j
once lovcl and cherisned. Jlence
iii all ages, the better portion of
mankind have chosen tlie loved spots
they have love';! to wander 'at even
tide, and wo.'p alone. Tint among
the chaniel houses eif the dead if
the-rfi is one? spot more sa.-re-d than
the rest, it is a mother's graA-o, there
sleeps the mother of our infancy she
Avhose heart was a stranger to every
ofheo- feeling but love, and who could
"always find excuses for us when we
could find none ourselves. The'iv
she. sleeps and we lovei the' earth for
he'r sake1.
S;;wtn(1 Wji.d Oats. In all the
range of a'-eepted English maxims,
there is none, take it alt in all, .more
thoroughly abominable than this
one, as to the " sowing e.f wild oats."
Look at it on Avhat side vo;i will,
and I vv ill defy yon
thing but a elevil's
to make any
maxim of it.
What a man, be he young or old. en
mideile aged, sows, 'that and ifhir.g
else shall ho reap. T'ho-o:ily way to
do Avith " wild tuts " is to put them
carefully in the hoi te-st of lire, and
get them burnt to dust, every seed
of them. If vein f.ow them, no mat
ter on Avhat 'groun.l, np they Avill
come. Avith long, tough roots (like
couch-grass) an I luxuriant stocks
an.l leaves, as sure- as ihere is a
sun in the heaven a crop Avhich it
turns on;"s heart cold to think ef.
The devil, too, Ahese special crop
they are, will see that they thrive;:
an.l you ami nobody e lse, will have
to reap them; and no common reap
ing will ge t the m out ef the soil,
Avhi.-h must be dug down deep again
and again. Well for you if, with all
your e-are, you can make the ground
"sweet again by your tlying day!
77. o; ' il"'jl's,
Enr.E Trade. The Xoav York
War!, I urges all the free trade ele
ments of the Union to feirm a coali
tion Avith the democratic party to
form a political party, for the pur
pose of wresting the.cmtrol of the
Government from the republican par
ty. The present high t.niii' is very
(ppressive an.l the people must have
a change, if they desii-e re lief. The
Wur!,l invites all the iriemls of free
trade and light taxation to lay aside
all prejudice and act as a unit. In this
Avay. it argues, victory is certain. It
prefers this form shouhl be workeel
out within the ranks of the democrat
ic party; but rather than ltjoso all,
advises all free trailers to consolidate
in whatever shape Avill be most apt
to w in.
BANCROFT LIBRARY,
nTT P.iT.TFOPlITA.
llcprtsentation in the Senate.
The six Xoav England States have
twelve Unite-el Stattts Senators, while
the great States of Ohio and In
diana, although they have a million
more people, have but four. The
Senate)rs represent tho States, and
this unequal representation is the
acknowlo.lgemcnt by the fundamen
tal law of the doctrine of State Sov
ereignty. Every Senator from Xew
England professes to abhor this doe
trine, and has uniformly voted dur
ing tho past 'twelviCoavis for the
measures that have been brought
forv.aiil for the jmrpose of infring
ing upon and curtailing the rights of
States, yet they have been careful
to preipose' nothing that looks to the
remedying of this, the only eibje-c-tiemable;
featuro e.f the doe-trine.
This is one; of the bundle; ef incon
sistencies of which Ihidicalism is
made up. and displays, in glaring
colors, its animus. It is plain that
if the e!e)ctrine of State Sovereignty
Avas exploded by the war, the pres
ent plan (f roprer-cntation in the
Senate should be; abolished, and
Senators, like lu-presontativos in the
Eower House; ef Congress, appor
tioned to the; States aceortling to
their population. The Iladioal par
ty has not done this f.jr the reason
that it would curtail their power In
cutting down the representation from
Xew England. This proves that
even in hostility to " Slate Sover
eignty " it has provisions- and ex
ceptions where it is beneficial to
lladiealism, tho doctrine; is sound
and patrietic; but where it militates
against the party, a foul heresy and
bantling e.f slavery an.l the parent
oi secession.
IIorsy.KF.mums G run:. A publish
er Avl.o proposes to issue a new
Hou.sekeeper's Guide, uses the fol
lowing extracts from the forthe oming
Avork:
Plain sauce an interview Avith a
Capo May hotel clerk.
Tej make; a . geod jam Ask any
horse car conductor.
To boil a tongue
rink scalding
To make a good broil EeaA'O a
letter from one of your sweethearts
Avhere your Avife can iind it.
How to make an Indian
-oaf -
Give- him a gallon of whisky.
How to make good pni'i's Send the
publisher lifly cents a line for tln-m.
A plain lent' a visit to the; prairies.
How ft) make pi Drop a form in
a priii ting ol.lce.
To "bone" a turkey take it Avhcn
the poulttd'er is not looking.
To corn beef -feed cattle at a brew
ery. How to select a fowl ask the um
pire e.f a base-ball match.
A plain s'.cav a trip in a Slawson
bt.x street car em a hot day.
How to dress beats a horse Avhip
is a good tiling to dress beats with,
e-spocialiy if they be "dead beats."
In the city of Halifax there dwelt
a lawyer, crafty, subtle and cute as a
fox. An Indian of the Miami tribe
owed him some money. The lawyer
had waited long for tht: tin. His pa
tience at last gave out, and he threat
ened the Indian Avitii Taw-suits, pr.)-e-esses
and. executions. The poor
rod man got scared ami brought the
money to his creditor.
The Indian waited, expecting the
lawveu' would A rite a receipt.
. " What are you Availing for?" said
the lawyer.
".bvo'pt," said the Tnlian.
"A receipt," said the lawyer, "re
ceipt? Can you understand the na
ture1 ef a receipt? Tell me the use
of one ami I Avill give it to you."
Tho Indian loeiked at him a mo
meuit and tlcn said:
"S'poso may be me die: me go to
he-hen; me find the gate locked; me
se the; 'postle Peter; he sav, 'Simon,
what ye.i want? me say, 'Want to get
in: he say, 'Yon pay Mr. J. dat mon
ey?' what me do? I hab no receipt!
h'ab to hunt all ober he ll to iind you?"
Ho got a receipt.
"Turn as Pjir.Aoicixe;." The San
ta Cru: Si'utii-'! goes after a public
nuisance with an ene rgy that is re
freshing in tins el ay e)igeru'ral etlito
ri.il inanity. It applies the scalpel
to that journalistic excrose-iice, If oy
tr's .hjitrii: (if Cir 'uiZ'tlitit, in the fol
lo w ing A'i gore usand satifaote ry man
ner : "Tht' fact is, 11 re's Journal
(f Cicilizot'oii (?) is about gone; to the
eLigs. The senseless, malieious and
savage attacks (pict uial'.y) on Hor
ace; Grotit', Gratz i'rown, the Cath
olic Church, and everything sacred
and profane, where a pri.-e was given
has well ruined its reputation for in
eh:pcndenco. The Harper's have elis
graecd themselves and the nation, in
their political and religious cru.-.a-.les
the past two years. The' people? want
no more such .Journals of ci ilization
fashion or literature."
Crr.F. i on I'oi'ndei:. An exchange
says: " The; following is said te be
on oxce lh-nt remedy for a founelered
horse: When you. are; satisfied tlrat
he is founde red, no matter what the
cause, give him em.; pint of dry salt
(with a spoon); then keep him in
the stable, without elrink, for twou-
, ty-fjur hours, and nine times out of
j ten a radical cure Avill be effected.
! This remedy, however, is end v rec
i ommonded in the first stages, or
; Avithin three or four days after the
i cause."
- Pr.AN.s i-oi: Mii.rii Cows. Beans,
chemically considered, are the best
food for mik-h cows, and experience in
their use versilies science. All
leguminous seeels are rich in flesh
forming matter, as well as in other
articles of f.)od; a large percentage
of nitrogenous or liosh-forming, com
pounds is associate.! in beans with a
large percentage of phosphates, or
bone earth. They are thus specially
adapted for milch cows, as well a's
young growing stock.
!
HOV TO WIX.
Counsel of a IHing Statesman to His
llonoiu! Son.
THE SE CIVET OF SUCCESS IX AMEKICAN
l'OEITICS.
From the San Francisco Fx.miiner.
At the door of hith he lav with
ic shaelows of tho Sierras across his
niu Miiuiuws e.-i me sierras across ins
face. He sent for his son, and when
he came he said:
My son, I am going te leave this
life ami go into that condiliem where,
to the unimaginative mind, all is un
surveyoel and uncertain. T am about
it
to make' an imleliuite postponement
and aeliourn sine; die im. I le.ve
f.' ..... ..... en .,f r
' - av wu, 111 lll.lt J Hid I .,1 i. . 4" J i a l
i . ' .. - ' -, goo!, and tnen itu.ow too maxim
leave to von tor vour guidance, , 7. t' ' i . 4, ;
i . ' " i i- toe greatest good to the greatest
Avhen niA- term of election is ovi-r ,,i .7." -,
- , , , . : numbe r.
toreveranel mv return te mv seat im- T,- , i , , , , T -, f . ...
, - , ,- , .i H electee!, as I eloubt not, von Avill
possible, the sum of political ami i, ,., . .,, .
1 , , i . oe. on a lit. as soon as tiie returns
moral wiselom which has put upon ' ' ' n - , '-i . i
, t .. .. i . ic all i!i a. l.l suhieieml v conn ed to
my head the silver ei ye. irs and into ; ,.,. V1, t.
p-uxso i:ie gom oi me gen em
inent. Mv
sem.
it is the best
ovorn-
ment that (ie)el ever made." Strive
te) be Itiyal to it it pays, my son, it
pays!
You may lie ealloel njon as I haAO
been, to take part in conducting this
great government. You will" iiml
that tht; government is " the prima
ries." ami " the primaries" are most
ly beer and Avhisky.
Before the primary nice-ting has
assembled, you will do well to '"treat
as many of the croAvd as you can, by
any plausable excuse," invite; to
"take something," ami you will all
eiide-avejr tej become about as near
half elrunk as you run. This is tho
beginning of true i airioti in. l"e,u
will be' toltl that inq.en tant Siato mat
ters rctjuiro cle-ar heads an.l clean
hands. It is not so my sou. Truo
patriotism begins in ' fuddle, and
ends in a mueleile io all, save those
who take a moi.ev advantage of it.
After the " primary " of which I :
have just spoken is over, if your own
party schemes have been successful
you will proceed with your friends
to get elrunk, and hurrah and talk an :
endless amount of patriotic love in
a lloritl am! rhetorical style. j
If your party is elefoate.l, yon will ;
get drunk Avitii the other "side to
sJienv
and
!..-.-- 4...f --. ,. 4' 11
are
to '
not given
sour lie
ever
defeat; and you A'ill be careful to
eleclaro that you hoje the best man
wins, and that it is all in the- party,
and that no power in the Ave. rid can
prevent you from supporting the
whevlo ticket," let wht Avill be on it.
Say this as ei'teii as von can at
tea.t n,n nine a. u oi.e a tirinic,
J.I.I ,T . I i i - ... ..44... ....
1 ...... ei. i..... 7 - I ' T
"--' . a wu ail l.l ill. i t.- Oii.. ii Oi
oftener than any voter at the; " pri
maries," and still Avalk homo unsup
1 rh d, v.nving to th stars a our
fealty to the ticket, your fortune,
Avith a little tact an.l oruelence. is
ma. .e. lou have bud. ice! lor a truo
patriot.
You will now make judicious ha-'te
to se-e oaeii man whe) is elected by
the " jiriiiiaries" to the nominating
conveiiif :i. You will invite, if pos-
sible
eaeh delegate' to vour oriate
. . 1 i i - j
- . A.
room, ami oe patriotic Aviih each.
That is, you will or.Ier the " elrinks,"
and continue; to talk and order the
"elrinks" until ye.u have felt your
man thoremgiy and put him to bed
elrunk. Then you will have your
head shampoe.iiod, take some; sus
tenance, and away to fre sh conque'sts.
YeT-y much may be eleeio in this way
when all see'ins hist. I "wejn my lirst
nomination in this Avay, Avhen the
" primaries " were .lead against me.
Just as the' convention is ab.uit to
assemble yem will proceed, as at the
" primaries " to " treat " eve-ryboely,
not forge-tting the emtsidors. l'eir.
if yem lire their ho irts in your favor,
their shouts at the annemncement of
vour name in the
convention has a
ii:i cirect. I have; known much gotal
to be done by this patr
the iioopie, Avho.st; in
edle s;
menu ed
instincts are-al-;
vays right, are fon.l of yo.i.
After this con e.iti.m has a.ljourn
eel.if your side has Avon, you Avill im
meeiiately invite ail ' parties to
"elrink," aml, amid the chinking e.f
glasses and the roiling e.f tobacco
smoke, you will all, in a confused,
dlttUsive .-lllil mKliiinr 1 4 .11.
ov.-V tho ,r,.n.,t ..,,.1 .1 1....V. '
'"ii"'-, .."in. l.lllv
.-... iiiVy ..tii una S WtliK
If vou vours, If areTlie ,U,',uJ .. '
didate
. . - .. " . i -, .i . a.i
' "i iu h.i:i!v; i; a, s r:T
ene'rvbodv and t -'-e n " dv'..!.- " ,.,"(!. i
him lie' likes it. And lie likes von
for doing it. You Avill not be partic
ular where you go or where vou
elrink. Y'ou must, with gu-to. pour
.lown your throat anything that mav
be set out to you. To " ge back'"
on your "lie-ker" is not patriotic.
In that fatal way my opoouent lost
his nomination in lAiji "
-Noav, my son, sav that the t
con-
vention has nominated
Avhat is more customarv
y;ll
s iv.
-or,
the
e-onventicm has conferred nj.eui vou,
through the penver of th.-ir free- f ' nu
ehisp, this unsought ami novor-to-be-bought.
high and sae-red poitmn
you will at omv pre, coed to ride vour
emntr.y, district or State, 'and
" drmk" Avith every man avI.o has a
voto or can centrel ' erne. Y'ou Avill !
'drink" with the e.hl "drinkers"!
If" -f ."cslH',:t t!) them; you will j
"elrink" Avith men aviio never drank !
lM-fore iKH-ause they respect and ad
mire; yon and your petition. j
Ami before 1 forget it my son, as I j
am growing weak, let m'e remind j
you to collect a few choice stories--
Avitty, broad, gamev st.ni.-s not
above the most brutish eeunnrehen- !
sion. These are
A-orv
" tj
useful to be
betw
een
rest jii, ami
t.iey cause coarse p-eojile to remem
ber you Avith ple-asure.
Y'ou Avill be told that in all thi-
you are lowering the? moral standard ;
e.f the ountry; but that is iniprac-
ticable ad.vico. ine "moral stanel
artl" is for women anel -preachers: j
your business is with the " party j
stanelarel." It is not for you to as- j
sume an elevation and beseech the
people to come up, vvhen the patri- '
otic pee.ple Qare winking to von to
come !ow n and " treat"' 'to theVhars
ant! whisky. The Scripture avs,
he t'at humble-til him; o f shr.ll 'bo
exalted." Humble v.m..df lf.-.
f.e
pe;
le! Serve "tlft-m! K-ccuu
I their political b r t mdn and
servo
them! Serve thorn with beor mid
i "Vvl"isk-v! Lt t ,lu'ni k:iow that you
are Kot Pi'ou.l iiothm- mean a'jont.
to
von.
In this Avay, my son, is your call
ing and election sure. It muv bo a
little hard on your stomach, bat
such is the fate ef cpatriots. You
must take mankind as yee.i find them;
and yem will always iind more patri
ots with stomachs than with lira ins.
... .
strive to bo in y.mrsea tlie gve. t.:t
i Avholo cro.vel? with a hurrah, t y tho
! nearest grogshop and "treat" and
get elrunk as rapidly ami asfoolishly
as you can. Yon Avill mount tho
ceiuider e;f the shc.t), tramii triumh
antly among the tumblers damntl o
exiense, make it all right in tho
morning an.l harrangue the con
stantly thirsty and ever-increasing
crowd upon the gleuies of our be
low,! ceiuutry," from the treason of
Benedict Arnold down tej the Pacific
railroad. You will refer ft) the fact
that Ave o.u whip all nations, par
ticularly Groat Britain. You Avill at
last, as you begin to sober up a little,
lower your voice' o a loving and
sepulchral whisper, and pay a tributo
to our national banner and tho
patriot fathers of the republic
in which latter catalogue, may'
I not ask you my son, that you will
remember me by sayiug, with tears
in y.)-.ir eyes, among Avhom is
numbore'd, I amp:-ou.l to say gen
tlemen, my rove rend father.
One or two eomnai 'lis likti this
Avill finish your npivi-ticeshir) to a
triotism, but now. as yu wul begin
to be noticed as a promising, man a
greater de'gree of prudence is advisa
ble. All through your apprenticeship
youaAvill have observed to tell no lie.
'j he. traio to lie comes later in life;.
Tin people will not swalltfiv a lio
from a yemng man, knowing it to .!
sin-h. You may be a fool or a drunk
ard, you mav be, a gambler, and a
lie .le
-racer, and alse kee: a fight imr
dog; but you mut not lio until vou
are ehl enough and haA'e earned suf-iicie-nt
fame to uiake tin; lie stick. A
useiess He is Avorso than ahstv.-ict
truth, and to ospouso either will ruin
. A
I a patriot, Eet vour huinblo follow-
; ers fell your lies tor you, and leave
. abstract truths to philosophers,
pre achers, women, and editors. O Eet
it bo the ruie.of your life to attempJQ
; no goei.l thing until you are sure it
j Aviil win, and then, my sftn, sUuly
to be loudest ami most enthusiastic
in your a Ivoca.-y. Always Avail for
. the public voice. The "majesty of
the puplie is your sovereign ami it is
! the eluty ef ;i courteous an.1 gallant
I knight to fatter his liege. This is
! true' chivalry.
Ye.u Avill have no opinion to ex
! press on religious matters, and, ex
. ee-pt in a general rhotorie-al Avay, you
i A iH avoid all me ntion t;f public liior
, als r.;til t!ie populace? rise agains?
j some overbearing'- evil; then my son,
j be prepare .1 te take the with a
lire an.l f ury ef righteems i:iej ignation
Avhich shall win
roi.ieii opinions
from all sorts ef jieoide.
-Ko careful to give something inQi
pleasant, oslentaliems manner, to all
charitable institutiem. and petitions.
I aib.iso yt)U to marry. And let
yemr .wife be true who may win o.
your side, or at least lend' you tho
ears of, a large; and inihier.ti'ai class
of ehu:eh-goingpeoph';but yo i mast
be VOI'V el :-i fill n.ii l 14 v.,'-. 1 : r. .
he in no w.v ...ootie.d X
..r i. i,' ..- -e.. ' . , - - -
t. -i . i ;i LK'l.t-.t'l la
good iii a f die. Aver, but your leader-1
never bi'lieves. " O
As to cards iioker.
Xo truo
seate-smaii m Am. ne
a i.'lavs anvthnig
but pe.ker. And if yem will hand mu
a pack of my Congressional cards
from the escritoire in the stationery
. .I:.,..-.... 1 ... r. r -ii
oo.iee 111.. 11,1:1 iv 1. W1U
el i'll'iVi1
i 1 jT 1 ,i -
-v lht'An- lr
!; - ,. . -.-no I'.-it
ii)A- oe'ar son.
a on uee 1 not ge t them. I forgot, in
the moment e.f bright memory, that
i am too . weak to.) w
heijie' te) show vou the'
1 diel
"committee
ation el raw,"
shul'l."" and tlieiuiiiroi);
but al
is. iare
11!
is but
a shadow. O
My son, my breath fails me -I am
faint. I cannot say much more.
But there; is aQ bright future be-fore
yon. I shall leave; you means enough
te put you above; being a "cheap"
man. And I hope sine I have point
ed tint te you the pi opt-r e-emrse that
you will inxst your talents and char
acter in the govtvrnment so that tho
investment Avill pay not the govemi-mi-nt,
but you.
Xenv draw near to me, that I may
place' my han.1 upon your head and
confer upon you a father's elying ben
ison. o
Bless you my sen. blessyou! I
beepu atlt te yem my interest' anel my
sediritude in "the " best government
that Ged ever made." Stand by the-governm'-nt
my sonl stan.1 clejse te
it. cling to it, especially to the treas
ury e f the country. Therein are tho
solace of peace ami the sinews of
Avar. Watch ovor these', guarel them
.,n,l. if vou can, carry them homo
Avith vou to mve ami to c-Jierisii, ana
also
Here his jaws fell, his eyes set, anel
the sonl of an American patriot
state .man wendeei its way to the XeAV
Jerusalem
where the "streets are
lined Avitii gohl" and corner h.ts open
to "location."
"A ienny for your thoughts, miss,"
saiel a gentleman te a pert beauty.
"They are not worth a farthing, sir,"
she rejdieil; " I was thinking of yem."'
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