0. O O o Q Q O 0 .' .' -o O 0 O O V 0 O O0 o o o o o o G o VOL. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1872. NO. 51. O o NTERPRIS1E. ui i i (Tijc lUcckhj (enterprise. j DEMOCRATIC J'APJJR, rou THE Business frlan, the Farmer e FAMILY CTRL I.E. JjSl"HI EEliY FKIBAY E G r.DlTOU AND it.i;i.isiii:k. Thessin; Brick Building TERMS of SUn. RII'TIOX: Single Copy one year, in advuuee,. 2 50 Trmiicijl.idvertiscmctit-. ui.-ludiiip all" "..notices. sM. of 12 linos, 1 w. 2 .10 "or c .I'ili -tube'uenl insertion 1 00 0-n Column, 2e year $120 do ' Biiine-n Card, 1 square one year I-: Remit' incs to be vimle ot the risk v St'jtsriberi.and at the expense of Agents. nook' ASD JOB PMXTIXG. t t f The Enterprise nlTite in supplied with b-aiitifu!. improve.1, stvles of type , and nu d ern MACHINE PR ESSES, whirl! wiil .-liable 'ie Proprietor to do .Job dinting at all times Neat, (J'lick and Chrap .' Work .solicited. All Hxiin tr.m tctlms upon a Specie btisi. n US IXJJSS C J RD s Q 7 II. W ATKINS, M. D , ... I T I ( ' I.'l W l'.H'TI IV1I Oi:kg n. 0 F FJ r F. - O .1 A V 1 ! o w s ' Temple, corner First .ml ldr directs EeMdenee comer of M lia and Seventh streets. S. HL.ELAT. cii as. j: WAItliKN. HUL A ci &s s 1-:!? VJ. ECT Attorneys at Law, OKl'ICS en AltM ' 'S I'.UICK, MAIN STltr.KT, oil!-: ;ox city, o ;:'.:". o. - Marc!-. ",, l-7:tf F. BARCLAY. RA. C. S, i Formerly Surgeon to the Jln. 31. V- r- j 3" Vfam i;i).iitiirt'. rit.vcriciNo vuysh'ian and svkokok, I tiu Slr.-t t, Orr'jou f y. JOHS3SOrI &. EffcCOWH j ATTOUMAS .ND COUNSEiyilS AT-1AW, OflSGON CITY, OREGON. WILL I'll ACT IC1-: IN ALL THE COURTS tit' tto? Stat.'. ,.er'S!peci:i! attention g.veti t:i caes jn the U."s! lat'.J 0:!i -' ;.t Cie-oa City. GApril .", l;'-':tf W. F. HIG-KPIELB, EUblish.l . since lSJ9,at the old stand, M tin Strict, Oregon City, Ongon. An A s r im e nt ot v a t e l.es , j e w elry. aa l Si-tli Thomas' weight 'J; ;k-, all of wiiirli are warranted Co -t aj represented. i5--.U rings due n:i siiort notice, id ta.takful for past favors. JOHN FLEMING, i,i:aleu in . BOOKS AND STATEGKERY) IX MVLKS' F'lilE-r HOOF BRICK, r i v s t u v. et, o ti ::i, n n city, o it r. ; o s . TO I IX M. IJACON, Ini iort. r and Dealer ia C2S dI2 id-SL S:z5 STATlDNKilV, FERFUMERV. Ac, Ac, Oregon dhj, Oregon. At diK-ini'i ntrnsFs oltl xtitndAately oc cupied by Ackwinau , Main atrttt. 10 tf DR. J. WELCH, DENTIST. OfFIC: -In O.fd Fellotvs' Temple, corner of First and Alder Streets, Portland. Tae patronage of tbo-e desiring superior o per it io is is i n special request. Nitrousox idf fnr the painless extraction of teeth. :-;T Artificial teeth "better than the best,' and at chf-xp . the che ipftt. Will be in Oregon City on Saturdays. Nov. ":tf ' A. G. WALLI N (US Pioneer -s !r a f! iN M t forncr of Front ami Aider Street, FOIITLAN'I), OREGON. BLANK B00K.S RE LED and BOL'NT) to t-iv desire I pattern. PMFm'',' ll.i)0KS MACrAZl.VES, NETTS-Al'i-.IIS. Etc., bound tn every variety of style known to the trade. OT-M's !'ro:n the country oromptlv at touded to. " REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE- PORTLAND- - - 0REG01T 5EO. I a. CPRRY, D- VI.I:R IX r.KAL ESTATE and OTHER c IN'VKSTMKNTS. P.vv'i,S,1V,cr Sc:ei"-? Swamp and Ovet 'i'e i bands. far atTt--1' V'1"..1'1 iU1,1 P'o-chasers obtained VU nV.:l'lsf la;, le(1 i'1 pert v. for re it ';e'-.-'uritles transferred in exchange Li UH n,x I mminn ; , , " J n tiroperty, and t ties . . . "nun"d and dotPrnunpd J 1 t o appropriate P:An execilted witl'ifor a State C: rf AHeran., ' F; l v'Jrr HiJaiidiBg, corner passed both ll V.Y Of AlU.KS MACKKV. There is many a rest in th? road of life. If we would only stop to take it ; Aisl many a ton. from tin- be'ter land, If the querulous heart would make it. To the soul ihat is full ot hope. And whose beniililfil trust ne'er faileth. The grass is green and the flowers are brdit. Th Iioiiyli the winter s storm prevai'eth. Keller 1o Lope, though the clouds ban": low. And keep the eyes still lifted; Tor the sweet blue sky will noon peep through. When the ominous clouds nre rifted. Hiere never w us a night without a day. Or an evening wi'hnit a mornimr ; And the darkest hour, as the proverb goes. s the hour before the dawning There is niany a gem in the path oflife. Which we pa-s in our idle pleasure. That is ric her far than the jeweled crown, Or the miser's hoarded treasure ; It may be the love of a little child. Or a mother's pray, r to Heaven, Or only a beggar's grateful thanks For ;i cup of witv-r given. Hitter to weave in the web of life A bright and golden filiing. And to do (Hod's will wills a cheerful heart. And hands that are ready and willing ; Than to snap the delicate, minute thread Of jiiir curious lives asunder. A Lei then blame Heaven fur the tangled ends, And .-it and grieve and wonder. t'is'TV v i:its aimut. They sit in the winter gleaming. And the fire burns bright between; One has passed seventy summers. Ami the other jut seventeen. They rc-t in a happy silence. As the shadows deepen las'; One liu-s in a cming future. And ine in a King, long past. Each dream, of a ru-h of muie. And ;i qiie.-tion wl.i.pred low; Ore will hear this evening - One heard it long ago. Each dreams of a loving husband. Whose heart is hers alone; For one the joy is coming For one the iov has down. Each dreams of a Spent under th. Anil bo'h the hop Ire of gladness, sut'.nv skies: ! and the no mory Shine in the happy ees. Who knows whi.-li dream is the brighteat' And who knows which is the best '.' The sorrow and joy tire mingl.'d, IbU on 1 v t lie el'.o is rest. CO lUiMil. A carp'et bagger from 1 1 1 ; ; 1 io. Gov ernoi Pennett, is stumping tin Mate for Grant and "Wilson, and piliing .away m voice"' for the weak, small Kadical cause. While some may think that he is out of his proper latitude and that it would have looked far better in him to remained at home and at tended to the various duties of his otiice, iienuett is only doing his master's biddintr. Under Grant there has been a change wrought in the old order of things. Now it made the duty of all officials to attend till elections, and make speeches in favor of the President. The duties of the olliee are but a secondary consideration; the office holder must bow to the President first and obey hi s wi .1 tl icn what little time there is left may be devoted to the office and then to the interests of the people. The Kaiser at Washington established, r.s a rule never to be set aside, at the commencement of his reign, that those who received benefits at his hands must return to him just compensation therefor, either in the shape of, first, bull-pups; second, cottages by the sea and shares in sandstone speculations; third, ci gars and Pourbon; and fourth, stump speeches, delivered on the eve of elections in such a manner as to gull the too confiding masses into the belief that the Constitution provides for all this. Pennett is only completing the. payment for the olliee he now enjoys, knowing that he cannot continue to be Gov ernor without doing so, and feeling that there is no hope of again se curing office if lie is once deprived of it. For this reason he is now stumping Oregon and advocating a secomf of office for Grant beg ging for a continuance of his own dead and butter as are the remain der of that brigade throughout the different States at the present time. Put, Pennett, old boy, you might as well go home. The old andoft icpeated story you are now engag ed in telling has become very stale and is now tiresome in the extreme to the masses, who have heard a a great deal of talk about the hon esty and economy of the present Administration and found out, to their sorrow, that is all that it has amounted to. Greeley will be elected, and then a better man will fill your office, and you had better make the best of it (luring the little time that is left for you to prove vour loyalty (according to high Padieal authority), and bankrupt the Territory of Idaho. fttst Portland Kra. . -o . -e- . o- ... V Ml Passed. The appropriation out the sum of $100,000 tpitol building- lias oases ana is now What is Proposed. It is Imt natural that the nu-ree-nary advoeatcs of tho I'lvsi.lent, who liavo onjoyctl the profits of oorruptioi and tyranny, by pro longed misrule over the South, should be exercised about their spoils now that the election of Air. (ireeley, and the end of this in lamous system are foreshadowed. The Jjitrro'-tan, Grant oryjan in Chicago, takes alarm on this point and seeking the comfort of its carpet-bag plunderers, wants to know badly what will become of those loyal gentlemen after the 4th of Alarch next, when their patron shall vacate the White House. The question has been asked, time and again, what does Air. Greeley propose to do with the Southern States if elected ? His orators and newspapers talk about the "villainous carpet-baggers," ami bewail the election of igno rant negroes to olliee. What are they going to do about it? In what manner do they propose to change the result in North Caro lina, for instance, in case Mr. Gree ley becomes President? 1. Well, we propose to treat the Southern States, now robbed .and oppressed by organized con spirators against their peace and prosiK-rit v, as the Constitution a. l ' recognizes them, and as all the other States are treated. Nothing more and notning less. If they are not equals, then they are not members of the Union. If they are equals, then they are entitled to all the rights and privileges which are guaranteed to every State. "2. Wo propose to withdraw the Federal bayonets and intimi dation, by which these flagrant abuses have been kept up, discord perpetrated, and the black and white races et ranged, in the inter est of Padical rule and for the profiit of rogues and ruffians. o. We propose that the amend ments to the Constitution, all of w hieh are tclf.-operat ing and prac- tit ill v irrepealable, shall ie can ted out in good faith, both in and letter, and that all men, spirit with- out regard to previous distinctions, shall be protected in every right, Political and personal. This brief answer meets the whole case. Neither new legislation is neces sary to furnish a remedy for the existing evils. The situation is in a nut "shell. "Withdraw the pro tection which the Administration has extended to the carpel-baggers, by the abuse of military power, and they would instantly fall of their own weight, and be too glad to escape from the scenes of their villainy. Pcstore the right of self-government honestly, and this rotten fraudulent, and thieving system would tumble to' pieces in a day. Like all other forms ot iniq uity, it dreads justice and truth most. 'Take away the bayonets, the corrupt marshals and the ma chinery of force, and there would be the end of carpet-baggism. With that change would come real peace, good-will harmony of races, and reconciliation in its grand sense. Without it the fu ture is gloomy and darkened by the deej) shadows. Three years' experience of Grantism has taught the country to know what might be cxpejted in the South with an extension of power, lie-election means new license and worse hor rors than have yet been realized, a fresh carnival of crime and crush ing tyranny, which tnu.st end in wide-spread" ruin, and make the cotton-producing States another Jamica. I'atriot. According to the testimony of a radical nigger at the Grant conven tion recently held at Napoleon, Arkansas, and the testimony of a radical nigger is of course not to be regarded as anything like a reed to be shaken by any stray wind, Mr. Part on,-in his recently ante mortem biography of the old man of the woods, has omitted at least, one important fact in Mr. Greeley's history. The nigger in question stated to his fellow delegates, con s:sting of about five hundred other ni Hirers, and six white men, whose chief regret w as that they were not nioMi-ers also, that Mr. Greeley at . . -i , . i . .... i i one tune uvea m me souui, una pursueu 1 the avocation or a slave- trader. j ins aimiaim vim-ni. ... satisfactorily confirmed by another Grant mLT'-rer, clinched the nail by remarking "Pat's so, and 'Lord how he did whip dis nigger.'' In the teeth of this conclusive evi dence of Mr. Greeley's past pro clivities, it may indeed be asked: "Can the, colored vote go for Cin cinnati and its nominees?" Vote n-i : ............ xw ,-, , i r for the an t,x. nigger a river: x erisu thong ht. So lar as vrant is concerned, 11- i --" i" p-----that no such damaging accusations can 1 brought agatnsi, Id m With the exception of a longer or horter array of unpaid bills, he 1Pver owned anything of pecuniary s nev had g-ot into the 1.,. nntl lift white house, and commenced nbc t t t fc i -1-1 if;-' uiww n. . , v r. rf : n . Mr. Greeley's Iate Speeches. Fiom the Baltimore San. Aftvr a two weeks' tout- in the West, Mr. Greeley has returned to New York, having appeared in various parts of the coin si rv before vast popular assemblages of men' whose votes he seeks in bchan ot a cause which he believes involves the pacification of tho country and purification of the Government. As he himself has said, it has long been a part of unwritten law of our pontics that a L residential can-t i . ...... i i i ! 1 hit i L' Wi tjit (Til Iw.tiWO t!l liWl pie ana uiscu- rus own uuiims Ih.s htstoncal precedent he has j his great cause. Still, it is not . every aspirant to the Presidency j who might, not damage his pros- j pects by addressing popular audi- ; dices, and, therefore, it might be j expedient for some to enrobe them- i selves in dignity, and have it under- j stood that silence is also statesman- j ship. Put Mr. Greeley seems to ; have seen no reason why he should not look his countrymen in the face, nor why he .should confine j himself in his addresses to them to non-political topics. He has now returned to New York ; weeks liter an absence of some two , during which time he has made some five or six speeches of various lengths almost every day. His audiences have been vast and of all shades of national and local politics and ideas, yet, if he has ever failed of speaking appropri ately to the occasion, if he has ever failed of eliciting those sympathies which make the whole world kin, if he has ever been indiscreet in one ol his utterances, or irritating or uncharitable in a single word or expression, we do not know when or w here those faults can be justly laid to his charge. There may be some who cannot understand what an achievement this is, but it is be cause they cannot realize its difli culties, and now do not know even the magnetism of an immense' au- (iience. m entnusiasuc accom witn a a speaker, to tempt the most prac tised orator to forget his discre tion and spread his sails to the fa voring breeze, without an eye to the helm. 31 r. (iieelev has come out f';om . . i . . ... i ... l . ... : i t ne new ana 1 1 1 1 g o. aea i to which : he has been subjected, not only j without damage to his reputation, j but with new laurels, showing a j fertility and versatility of powers I which are really amazing, and not ini'iinno the effect by a single one i of the numerous indiscretions which his enemies predicted. Far superior, however, to the intellect ual triumph, is his identifying him self with the great sentiment o re conciliation hearts and and of whit w ind) pervades the minds of the country. i he is l the representa tive, the champion, as he is also of honesty and faithful service in pub lic officers. Whatever the result, of the canvass, it is to be hoped that the good seed w hich Mr. Gree ley has sown broadcast will in due time take root, and the real instead of the nominal reunion, decentrali zation of power, and the right of the American people to manage their own affairs will eventually be triumphant. ITirt in jr. It is remarkable but neverthe less true, that, as a rule, flirts, both male and female, do not mnrry quickly. The chances are that a girl who becomes engaged at eighteen, goes on becoming engag ed and disengaged, as is the cus tom for Flirts to do, ultimately set tles down into a confirmed old maid. If she does wed, as a gen eral rule, she develops into a viru lent wasp, makes her husband miserable,-and brings up her children badly. It is not very difficult to find "reasons why flirts do not marrv. Sensible men admire in a woman something besides a pretty face and engaging manners. They love intellect, common sense, and heart qualifications, whirh the lit it does not possess. The true woman allows her affections full play,and is not ashamed of them. She will ! not rem I nn'.n to oeneve s::e cares ! for him when she does no such I thino-- she will not fiirt with him justVor the sake of flirting. She has a true conception of what is right, and possesses a great deal I,!?,.-.. i-aitiiiian sense. She has de- rived her education from some thing else than three volume novels and'the society of the empty pated. She may attract less at tention in the drawing room than a flirt does, because she is less noisy and obtrusive: but, for all that, she will be married sooner, ami make her husband a better and a truer wife. A true woman does not care for the spooney young man. She dislikes his foppishness, the vivid compliments he pays her, and his effeminacy. He quickly j finds this out and j peace, and usually ana leaves her in marries a 111 it. Co U.VTE R-A TTH ACT! O ' ty saleswoman. -A pret- IJill to Convert Coin into Currency. Mr. Myers, of this county, intro duced the following bill in the S'jnate last week, which has pass ed that body, and will no doubt pass the House Jie it cnorttd Jj the Jufishttice Astituibbf of the State of Orjjoa: Section- 1. That the Stale Treasurer and other officers having in their charge public funds, which consist in whole or in part of Unit- . , c, . 1 . , ted States currency out ot which ' ), l,. )n 1, ,,,,. ; ,.; i 1e-:iI1,i tht.v are hereby an- thonzeu to convert such currency into coin by the sale of the same at the best market rates at the time of conversion, and to pay and disburse and account for the same in like manner as if said funds had been originally received in coin. Si:c. 2. That whenever and as often as the funds in the hands of the Treasurer, accumulated from the five per cent, of the net. pro ceeds of sales of public lands in Oregon ami from the sales of the Internal improvement Lands, held under the Act of Congress of September 4, 18 11, shall amount to the sum of Twenty-five Thous and dollars, coin, over and above a sufficient amount thereof to pay accruing interest on the bonds heretofore issued to as t in tin construction Locks at th'j of the Canal and Falls of the Willam- ette river, the Treasurer shall be and he is hereby authorized and required to advertise for four suc cessive weeks in some newspaper in general circulation in the State for the redemption of such amount of said Canal and Lock Ponds as said accumulated funds shall ena ble him to purchase and cancel. And said advertisement shall no tify all holders of said bonds to bid the lowest rate at which they will dispose of such bonds to the State, not exceeding in rate the par value thereof: which said pro posals shall be sealed and address ed to the State Treasurer, at the Seat of Government. Si:o. o. After the expiration of one week after the last day on which said advertisement shall ap pear in such newspaper, said Treasurer shall,, in the presence of the Governor and the Secrrtary of State, open and examine all bids for the redemption of said bonds, and the party or parlies who shall be found to have the lowest bid shall be declared entitled to sur render the .amount of such bonds as will equal the amount of cash on hand for the purchase thereof, and the party or parties so entitled shall be notified forthwith of the acceptance of his or their bid or bids ; and on presentation and surrender of such amount of bonds the same shall be cashed by the Treasurer according to the terms of said bid or bids, and be surrendered by such owner or own ers to said Treasurer and by him canceled and filed in the presence of said Governev and Secretary of State, and due record thereof shall h made in the books Of said Treasurer of State. Sr.c. 4. in case no bid is made for the surrender of any of said bonds within the time herein spec ified or within twenty days there after, or in any case no bonds tire presented for payment and can cellation under any bid made and accepted within the time herein specified, then the Treasurer shall be and is hereby authoiized to loan any and all funds, of the class hereinbefore specified, on real estate security of value not less than three times the amount of the funds loaned, for the term not ex ceeding one year for each loan, and at the rate of ten per cent, per annum interest payable semi-an nually; and said Treasurer is here by authorized to take note and mortgage for the same after the form adopted for the loan of school funds, as near as the same is ap plicable to the case, and the same to cancel ami surrender on final 1 .TT ft'l payment; 'rorx'it, mat in.no case shall the amount of money of said frml be kept on hand for the payment of interest money than will be sufficient to pay accruing interest on said bonds for more than one year in advance. o- - Mrs. Laura I). Fair, the Cali fornia murderess, has been acquitt ed and released. She owes her acquittal to her beauty. If she had been a hard-working washer woman, with irregular features and a tanned complexion, s she would probably have bt he en strung up without Judge or jury. P is to be hoped that Mrs. Fair will now fall in love with some one of the jury who acquitted her. If the juryman selectee! by her thinks more ef his wife than he does of Mrs. Fair, it will then be proper, according to his interpre tation of California law, for Mrs. Fair to blow his brains out. We hope cl-a S.lC ;t do as i:ss i:i a ; a 1 . loilel Ciril Service Iteforni (intiit Koljb'iJir llic Sick nf tlnir ItUlt inc. Storekeeper Pan Paid win, of Miller S: Congei's bonded ware house, in South street, planted him self at one end of the long desk in the warehouse department of the Custom House, on Monday last, with a list of officials' names laid before him, which District Officer Hill had furnished lnnng the month", of September. This being "pay day," one filter .'mother, after drawing his monthly salary, step ped up to the "captain's otiice" to "pass hi-s chips," as one of these unfortunates termed it. In other words each employee of " LTncIe i t Sam was expected to pa v in an upon his yearly income as a donation toward the j vr-rdf1 Lin of" our most t 'st i m ?l 1 .! i gift-taker, President LTlysses S. Grant. These officials were not ex actly coerced into thi method of appropriating their hard earning, but had been advised "as a friend" thus to do, from time to time, by this good kind-hearted Mr. Hill. The San reporter tarried in the hallway, near the Warehouse De partment, long enough to watch the movements ami listen to some of the remarks of those-who had just i.Lvn lenei eu vi i.ivn juviii j. One of them said, "It is all very well for you, comrades, who com mand better pay than I, to turn this sort of thing off as a pretty good joke, but 1 can't see it just in i..... t: i ..r iw,:,. .,,.. a that light. My pay is smaller than that of any other person in this crowd, ami I have a large family to support. I have a wife and two children down sick, and they are actually suffering for the necessaries oflife. If you call ibis fun, then I don't see the point." Another of the party, whom the San reporter knew, remarked, as both came away together: "Now ain't this outrageous '? It ought to be exposed. I have had to pay an assessment to-day of dollars for the benefit of a dead beat Presi dent, and I can tell you it goes might iiy against the grain. I wish that those bills I handed in to Paid- win were inside of Grant and aU of a light blaze1. Perhaps that would forcshadew to him the little hell he has got to encounter m November then he won't be elected, except to go back to Galena. If Grant has the use of my money, Gree ley shall have benefit of mv vote." o What Will the World .SavT' ie not trouoiet '...1 about w hat the world will say! Have you not judgment to discern for youtself between what is right and that which is wrong? Then choose the right according to your own judg ment; and trouble not yourself to ascertain whether the world smile or frown; keep your heart and thoughts pu e, ami free from evil: and von need have no' trouble look- in after your reputation. If shin- net assails yon, treat n won me contempt it deserves, by letting the slanderer alone.- Live above it, and do not pollute yourselves by meddling with it! Py your ae'ts live it down! Can you not find more fit employment, for the time you have to spare, in sympa thizing with and ministering t o the wants eif'the sick and allVicted, than in running "about te) learn what people say about you? If you have been wronged, bear it with fortitude; and if you retali ate be; sure it is with deeds of kind ness; and, although you suffer with intense pain, if will be more than recompensed by th:vt peace which is the peace of well doing; and it will be a delightful employment te commune with your own thoughts. Then, wc repeat, do i "i . ... . . : . : . l . .k.. not trouble yourselves to ascertain what the world says about you! Mr. I). W. Thompson lias just been dismissed from a place which he had held for five yerrs as an in spector in the Custom House, be cause he is a son-in-law of P. T. Parnum, ami Mr. P.irnum is a Greeley man. 31 r. Thompson had paid the assessment levied upon liim for political purposes by the Grant managers about a fortnight before his elismissal; but that was not sufficient; the unsoundness of his father-in-law was an ample rea son for dissmissing him. It is stated by the Tribune that Mr. II. Mt-rshon, an inspector for more than two years, has also been dismissed refusing to pay this as sessment. The Executive Commit tee of the Grant State Central Committee required that 810,000 should be collected from the in spected for election purposes. Mr. Mershon refused to pay; but al though the law prohibits such levies upon government employees,he was dismissed on account of the refusal. Elisha Holmes of Greenpoint, a night inspector, has likew ise been dismissed for refusing to pay this assessment. Such is civil service reform under Madame Jones' Patent JtlustlC-' . Madam. Jones, Late of Paris, Kentucky, Legs leafe to present to' the fashionabiefemale community her patent inflated bustle, a secret and valuable invention.. The attj) vantages inherent in the inflated bustle are such as will cause it to supercede all the varieties now in use. It is comporcd of India rub ber, inflated with gas, and can be' refilled byr hitching it to an ordin ary burner. Pendered thus buoy ant, its desirable qualities are at once apparent. It can be inflated to any desired extent, and so is adaptabletolr. tastes. For the matronly dame of three iintmreu pounus, n can oo . . . . 1 . ,1 1st f lui ci-rn r C on rtivl inori . i i -t -I -. i. ciii.ii m.i mi, j balloon, ami, for ladies of mania- l re proportions it can be reduced lt will. For buoyancy it is all that could be desired. It never flattens like newspapers, sprawls like springs, or spills its conte nts like the saw-elus5 stuffed ones but floats gracefully in the air, giving the wearer the airy lightness of a bounding ga zelle. As an ever ready self-a'dj listing cushion, it is most admirable, being far preferable to the down iest upholstry or the springiest of spring hairs. As an aid to pedes-trianism it 3 uniquev Gently lifting the wearer, it acts on the principle of aQro peller wheel to a steamer. In crossing gutters it is an ever present help. In dancing it imparts elasticity no other way attainable. Py its aid the fattest dowager can waltz as lightly as a girl of fifteen, withj out exertion or latigut In going up stairs it will be ap preciated by the weak kneed, and will soon render elevators useless. As a life preserver it is the most reliable ever mnde. Ladies wear ing it will float on the surface like swans, and couldn't sink if they tried. . As a preventative of injuries fVom falling it commands itself to the cautiems. The force of the fall is not only broken, but the re bound, will gently place the wearer' upon her feet. For the tender footed it is just the thing. Its buoyancy prevents the toes from crowding into the shoes, and consequently higher heels may be worn with comfort. Should the wearer wish to re duce the size of her panier uporr going, for example from the ball room to the street carriage she has only to open the valve and allow- a portion or the gas to escape ; to cnl.arge it she can resort to the nearest gas burner. Candor:.- Madam JoneS, while' warranting the Patent Inflated Pustle aseperfectly safe in inexpe rienced hands, begs to add a few cautionary remarks.- The wearer should be carefnl not to walk with gentlemen who arc smoking, or otherwise e'xpose themselves to fire. ixplosions have occurred oy wnicli large amolmts of dress goexls, be sides several women have been ruined. Care should also be taken to properly proportion the sizeoof the bpsftle to the weight ef the' wearer. Instances of fatal results: have followed carelessness in this respect. One very thin laelypupon inflating he r bustle to much, srtd deney shot skyward like arockct, and is; very likely now among the stars, and still going higher. An other gushing creature, in the f risk iness of her girlish nature, carelessly jumped up and down. She was horiilieel to flndo she couldn't stop, but went higher at every rebound. At present she comes elown abou"! once a week and expects to clear the moon at the next jump. With these few cautionary re marks the Patent itflatcd bustle :s respectfully submitted to the pub lic. Madam Jonks. A petrified baby has-been ex humed from a Chicago cemetery. The Times saysi-j "All, save the mother of the little infant, stood muteiy looking upon it, but she' became nearly frantic with excite-" merit from the first moment that' the body was exposed to view She had endeavored U take it from the coffin, crying bitterly, and wildly insisted upon taking it; with her te her home. Her hus band held her back and would not allow her to remove it. The mother seemed nearly distracted with grief at the thought of it being reinterred. It looked so nat urar.and beautiful, so like the baby she had placed: in the grave terr years ago, that it brought Hp all her sorrow afresh, as if she c$as but now laying the loved darling in the earth. The body was re moved; with others which the fam ily had come there to exhume, to Graceland, and reburied. The family are Swedes, and it was learned, reside ,a shorttdistance out of the city. The child so remarka bly preserved, Lad been buried Lfor more than ten years, r. 0 o 0 - j law. 0 o