, 0 wu.m "mum i ii iin j-Jf, l.tf-'L-.l-'V' T7 0 VOL. G. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 1G, 1872. NO. 42. ( CITY k3 . Jo i)c iUeelihj ntcrpvbc. A DEMOCRATIC PAPER, FOR THE Business IVlan, the Farmer And the FA MIL Y CIR CLE. HSUED FAERY FlilDAY EY A. KOLTNER, EDITOR AND ruttLlSIiEU.. OFFICE In Dr. Thesainft's Brick Building o TERMS of SUBSCRIPTION: Single Copy one year, in adrauce, $2 50 TER MS of A 1) YE R TISIX G : Transient advertisement", including all leir.ll notice. V si. of 12 lines, 1 v.$ 2 50 For each subsequent insertion One Column, one year H.ilf " ' Q i.trter " ' Uasiness Canl, 1 square one year 1 00 $120 00 (10 40 12 iT Remittance to be mode at the risk o Subscribers, and at the exptnze of Agents. HOOIC A XI) JOB PIUXTIXG. if The Enterprise office is supplied with beautiful, approved style of type, and mod ern MACHINE PRESSES, which will enable the Proprietor to do J"b I'linting at all times Xeat, Quick and Cheap ! OS- Work solicited. All Buiine-as transactions upon a Specie baais. B USIXESS CA RD S . ' WATKIXS. M. D , SURCrKON. Poiirr-Axi). Okkoc n. O FFKjE Oiir Fellows' Temple, corner First nd V Ider -treeta Residence comer of Main and Seventh streets. 3. II U EL AT. CHAS. E. WA HUES'. HUSLAT & WARREN Attorneys at Law, OfFlCS CU ARM.V.n's UKICK, MAIN ST K E KT, O RE' JON CITY, O .'EG ON. March i. 172:tf F. BARCLAY, M. R . C. S. Formerly Surjeoa to the lion. II. 13. Co. 35 Year Expi-rltiirc. FHAdTCIXi PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ?I iln Street, Orrd it C5 ' y, . nmm and counselors at-law, 0H230H CITY, OREGON. VIU. PR VCTICE IN ALL THE COURTS .f th' St ite. ','iT" S;i-ei il attention cr'ven to oa.-i'S in the U. S. Ln.l Oili;.- ;l Oregon City. Voril ... 1 S7-J:tf W. F. HIGHFIELD, E-r. ibli-hed sinre ISiO.at the old staRd, yftin Street, Oregon, City, Oregon. An Assortment of Watches . Jew elry, and SL-th fliom.is' weight -ks, all of which are warranted oe as represented. ;. u ii u u done on short notice, ti 1 thankful for past favors. CLA71K GREENHA1T, A. All oriiers for the delivery of merchan dir; or pi'-kjiies and freiirht of whatever des ciptiou to any part oi. the city, willbeexe c ae 1 promptly and with care. J OIIN M. BACON Importer and Dealer in mm xjs .ucl. s&ss 9 STATIONERY, PERFUMERY. Ac., Ac, Oregon Cily, Oregon. At Charmrn fl'arner's old start d .lately oc cupied by S. Ackermm, Main strut. in tf . J. WELCH, DENTIST. OFFICE In Odd Fellows' Temple, corner of First and Alder Streets, Portland. T te patronage of those desiring superior .apr it o is is in special request. Nitrous ox-i-Li fr the painless extraction of teeth. "f" V' ti icial teeth "better than the best,' .an 1 i fi'iexp the chftpet. Vill be in Oregon City on Saturdaj s. Nov. 3:tf 1 A. G. "VALLI N G'S Pioneer Book Bindery- Corner of Front and Aider Street, XO tT LAND, OREGON. L VNK BOOKS R C LED and BOCND to V desired pattern. MUSIC UOOK..S, MAGAZINES XEV.S. IAI'ELIS, Etc., bound m every vaiietv of ttyle known to the trade. Orders from the country promptly at ton letl to. J. W. TBlVtPSOi!, C W. FITCH. TH JJVT'GOrj a F5TCH, Atiorsaojs sit Law, ASP Real Estate Agento, EUQEN - CITY, OREGON, Off ICE TWO D30KS N'ORTU OF THE PCSTOFriCK. RS VL, ESTATE BOUGHT AND SOI.P. L!)ANS NEGOTIATED, ANP AC- snt ver o f titles fubximied. TTS II AVE A COMPLETE ABSTRACT of Title of all property in Ei.gene City, and perfect plats ot t ie same, prepared with great care. We will practice in t .e dtff-rent C urts of the Stat -. Special at ta it't n :jjt ven to the c dlection of all claims that nay ba placed in oar hands. Legal Tatide-rs bcujHt nd sold. 6ei5'.t UULLPUPS POH 111RA3X! The shades of night were falling fast uen tnrougti the capital there passed A youth, who sunp: and strode along : This was the burden of his song : " JJnll pups for Hiram.!'' His brow was fair, his eyes flashed bright hen ihe While Hoiish loomed big in sight; Then, like a silver clarion, rung The acceuts oT if well known tongue : " Hull pups for Hiram I"' "You can't see Hiram," whispered Dent. Unless you pay for my Conent.' That reckless youth Dent's grip defied, For to a string were salely tied Bull pups for iliram. Ohio! stay," said Babcock. sit!i a vh:k. 'Come, join our mess and take a iIiImk."' A tear drop fiiled the young man's eye. But still he answered, with a sijrh : " Bull pups for Hiram I" ' Beware, unless the express is paid Upon those pups!"' thus Putter said. 'I bis was all Purler spake that night ; The youth passed singing lr in their sigh I: Bull pups lor Hiram !"' -Judge Lewis Dent next morning found Both youth and pups dead on the grouud; Tied to a pup, he- plain could see An express way bill : C. (3. D., Bull pjps, for Hiram. Near where Jeff. Davis" horse cats hay Upon the While House lawn they lay That ofiice steker with no tee For either Den', and also the Bull pups tor Hiram. A Careful Mau. Si! nations at a certain salary were and are yet, as far as we know rema-ks the Baltimore Guze'le. further recommend ej by the addition of the infoi malton that a careful man could make double the Slated wages." m ailing thereby that the perquisites of the place, if well looked after, were profitable General Grant took ofiice upon something of ihe same terms that were understood to attach to old Mt uai io.ts. Tin- Boston I'ost notices one of his last little perquisi'es, which is ap propriated to those noble animals, the President's horses. It is a handsome bu tiding of pressed brick, with polished o ik doors, and finished inside and out ii, he most cosily manner, as may be judged ttnm tht lact that twenty five thousand doiiars were expended in ils const rue ion Here art Coiniortably housed those f'a.-r trotter.-, that occupy primarily ihe tunuulrs ot our Pivs-idfijt. How came this build ing to l erected in this expensive man ner, seeing that Col'giVrs is gei,er.iiiv ch- ry ot appi opi iatioiis tor the Presidential mansion, and iond ot talking of Rcpubli can siuip'.lcin Th-.- tact is that not one dollar was ever voted fr such a purpose. Is it possible, then, that this money was a small portion of the savings of this verv "careful nia!i." General Grant? Not by any means. His greatest enemy could not aceue him ol any act of this kind, even to I lie ex'et.t of a six pence The so hi tod oi tin difficulty is not so honorable, but is much more easy. Oul of iSe amount designated U construct the new State De partment the sum of twenty five thousand dollars was illegally diverted to build there Stables. Cracks from Greeley Ilitles IT. G. st; rm s lor Honest Gov ernment, U. S. G. for Unlimited Stealing' ami Grabbing. Of the six lieptibliean Supervis ors in Iroome county, five are ad vocating Greeley. Carry the news to I lii am. The Charles J. Kiiloen Ttide Imlepemlent Workingmen's Asso ciation of Yorkville has declared for the printer-farmer to a man. At an informal vote taken among the votinir guests at the Bath Hotel Saturday evening the result was: Greeley," 58; Grant, 7 YVoodhull 2. Capt. John U. Uillard of Pater son, X. J., one of the leading lie publicans of that place in former campaigns, wants his name put down on the Greeley and iiovii roll. The Seneca Falls Jlrt'clIJc. xives a list of thirty of the leading Re publicans n that town who have deserted Grant and announce their support of Greeley. Carry the news to Hiram. S. S. Tilton, late President of the Republican State Central Com mittee of California, was elected President of the t iberal Republi can State Committee on the 3d, and G. Y. Corbett, Secretary. Chas A. NY red, Esq., proprietor of the New OiKaus 2'iirtis re torts the State of Louisiana alive with enthusiasm lor Greeley and Rrown, and sure to give a large majority for that ticket in November. ,tate Treasurer Raines of New York, elected 13' the Republicans last fall, is active in his support of Greeley. He has collected facts in regard to the corruption of the liivst Legislature, and propose to state all he knows to Hiram. Iliram Green, Esq., sa-s: "The Grant organs prophesied; If the Baltimore Convention made wood choppers of the Democracy, the un terrified would split their part v to pieces.' It has s-inee transpired that the Democrat's don't split worth a cent." A. S. Tabor, Esq., editor of the Elmira Gazette, and late member of the Grant Republican State Committee, ays Chemung county is all for Greeley. The support of the Liberal cause by the tiaztt.e leaves Grant without an organ in in Cheraung count v. KOW EX vs. Git A XT. Tlie Ex-Mayor of IVaiingtoii to Sue tile Pif siilt-ttt Airut Grunt f ditatinj; Him out of r,-O0i)- ..cuioralii;tliu uiiil IiUonesty in ihe AVliite House. From the Auburn Democrat. The following letter was written to George L. Watkins, Esq., who resides in Seipio. The writer is no less a personage than ex-Mayor and late Postmaster of the capital of the United States, Sayles J. iiowen. It will explain itself as well as one of the dishonest acts of him whom the Republican party have elected to tiic Presidency, and whom a portion of the same men are trying to elect again : Washington, July 18, 1872. G. L. Watkins, A's'j. My Deai: Sin: I was much pleased to receive from you your kind and encouraging letter or' the 15th inst. You are right in stat ing that I know something of Gen. Grant's business qualifications, as well as his character for honor, honesty, and truth. I had a busi ness transaction with him, in which he cheated me out of 825,000 with a coolness and deliberation that would do ci edit to any blackleg. In the mail that carrie.-this letter 1 send a copy of the Transc ''ijt, a paper published in this city, con taining an article relating to the transaction alluded to, every word of which is true, as I stand ready to prove by Grant's letter and the original contract in my possession. Indeed, the Transcript iias dated the Grant papers here and else where to deny a single allegation in the article, which they have not had the temerity to do, as every body in Washington knows it is true in every feature. I intend to prosecute Grant before our courts, and have made arrangements to commence suit against him at the next term, when the whole matter will be shown ut to the world in evidence that cannot be -puted. 1 his anair is only an index to Giant's private character, lie is a miserably sordid man, and will re sort to an vl iiin'r, evasion orinva- SiOll the law and justice, or any- tiling else that an honorable person would despise, to put money n his pocket. By his speculations in Seneca stone lings and other scan dalous jobs, through his military torterie about the White House, his presents and farming out of ollicial po.-itions he will leave the i'l'e: id ency on the 4th of March next as rich as a !. Jew and as infa mous as he a ho betrayed his Lord and Master lor thirty pieces of silver. His habits ar.i of the worst possible kind, and his associates ot the lowest order. Indeed, his instincts low ami vulgar, and lie is never so well atistiv'l as when in company with horse ioekevs, smoking cigars, drinking whisky, and " talking horse." Demoraliza tion and corruption are the order of the day in ali sections of the coun try, and at Long Branch. Examples set there are followed by their par asites until their influence has ram ified every town and county in the nation. Greeley will end this in a trice. Your friend, tc., S. J. Bo WEN. General Grant on ContmrtsWill 31 an OKlionest in t'rivntc Tiant-aclimi- Ii- Hums! in ?is t'jjlt lic OJiicial Conduct i From the Washington Transcript. June '20 lh. In November, 18G8, General Grant entered into a scaled con tract with S. J. Boweu, then Mayor of this city, witnessing that he had sold to said Boweu his residence on I ftreet, which had been present ed him by A. T. Stewart, Moses 1 1. Griunel!, Thomas Murphy, Gen. Buttertield, ami other citizens of New Yoik, as a future residence for himself and his family. The price named in the contract with Mr. Bowen was $40,000. This contract was duly recorded among the land records of this District, and will be found in Liber D, No. toll- etc. Having heard of this sale and the failure of its consummation, we took the trouble to examine the record, and find the contract dated November 27, 18G8, and signed by "Kiibourn & Latta, agents for Gen. U. S. Grant," ki U. S. Grant," and 11 S. J. Bowen." On the con tract is a receipt, duly signed and stamped, for -s 1,000, which appears to have been paid as "earnest mon ey" on the signing of the paper. The contract goes on to state that for the sum of forty thousand dol lars the party of the first part (Gen. Grant) has sold lot three and lour, in square 5G0, the condition of the payment being 1,000 on executing ! the contract, 'J,uuo on Jiarcli 10, 1 8G9 fat which time .possession was J to be given .Mr. Bowen), ami the 'answered the prudent wife, turned ; remainder (:JO,000) in ten years, ; her face in the bed, and died with Interest at the rate of six per I almost instantaneously. cent, per annum. With this contract on record, ! Scotch Learning. Doctor nnannulled, with the Si, 000 paid ! Johson once said ,f Scotch learn- him by Mr. Bowen in his pocket, j ing that it was Mike bread in a be j Gen. Grant, assuming a military j sieged town ; every man got a 1 prerogative, subsequently sold the little, but no one got a full meal.', property to Gen. Sherman for o5, 000, received the cas-h, and execut ed and delivered a deed for the conveyance of the same, thus pock eting 25,000 more than he was to have from Bowen, who was legally and honestly entitled to the property, and could have com pelled Gen. Grant to have deeded it to him even after he had deeded it to Gen. Sherman, had he chosen to resort to the courts tor justice. Mr. Bowen has been put to con siderable expense, fur searching title, executing and recording pa pers, and Gen. Grant ''had had the use of the S 1,000 for five months before it was repaid. Not a penny of this has ever been refunded, and now, we understand that General Grant ahsolaidj r fuses to pay the interest on the 0 1,000, or any of the expenses Mr. Bowen incurred, although he has several times been requested to do- so ! Could meanness go farther than this? Is there a business man in this or any other community who would be guilty of such a dirty, dishonorable action, and be suite red to remain in the neighborhood? We confess we did not believe the story when first told us. but the half has not been told in this article, nor have we space nor heart to re late all we hear concerning it. Were we to put in type what has been told us by those who are be lieved to know whereof they speak, how Gen. Grant, apparently for getting he had signed the contract himsclt, denied his having author ized Kilhourn it Latta to act for him ; pleaded that he was mad when he sold the property, as an excuse for reselling it; that he had sold the property to Mr. Bowen at a too low a figure; told General Butteriield he had never sold the pioperty to Bowen, or signed any contract or paper of any kind for its sale; threatened Mr. Bowen wilh political ostracism if he did not cancel the contract; how the difference of 25,000 was used by Corbni in gold operations prior to the "Black Friday" in New York; the infamous falsehoods that have been circulated from the White House concerning this transaction, etc., etc., should we attempt to publS.-!) ail ttiis our pa. per would contain nothing else. Yet it is all true, and it is also well known by many of our people in Washington. Bat as the party utility o the rascally conduct is President of the United States, he is not only tolerated here, but the master has been kept from the eye of the public because of his high official position and a wish to screen from deserved infamy the character of a man who ought to be, in his dealings with his fellow man, "not only pure, but above suspicion." Now, however, when that man is endeavoring to force himself upon the people for a per petuation of his power ami position, we deem it necessary and proper to make known his private as well as his public character, believing, as we do, that no man will hes. tale to defraud the Government and the public who is openly dishonest ami dishonorable in his privat e transac tions. Men have been known to steal from governments and cor porations who were perfectly up right in their dealings with" indi viduals; but who ever knew a man who would seal his neighbor's goods that would hesitate to rob the public treasury did an oppor tunity oiler? We are informed that. Mr. Bowen has in his possession copies of his own letters to Gen. Grant, as well as the originals of the General, in his own hand writing, which corres pondence, together with a copy of the contract, would make most in teresting lea. ling, and prove the truth of what we have stated above. Taking it all in all, we doubt whether :i more, dishonest, dishon orable, disgraceful, and unpardon able transaction than this house affair has ever been heard of, and when it is considered that the President of the United States is the party implicated, may not those who contributed to elevate him to power (ourselves among the number) bow their heads with shame and mortification, and take: heed that they "go and sin no more." A most mat ter-of-fact death is re ported in Chicago tli.it of a wo man who has, for some time past, been ill wilh a rheumatic affection. Yesterday morning she felt better, and sent her husband to market to purchase sundry articles. On his return she said: "Did yon get the veal ' " e. aiid the c.iuli- flower " Y ' "Whnt did you He answered so nay for them 1 . 1 much. "That was about right" -mi l.l.i M ill LJli mgTM. Interestius: Ilemisceuce. AN INTEKyiEW WITH LINCOLN AND SCOTT. From the Lexington (a ) Gazette. Lkxixuton. Va.. July lthh. 1S72. Editous Gazette: As request ed, I will give you a brief account of a conference I had with Gen. Wiiifield Scott and President Lin coln in Washington City in Feb ruary, 18G1, just one week before the inauguration. I wa in the city of Richmond in February, 1801, in company with Gen. Wm. Skeen of Allegha ny comity, and J. S. McNutt, then editor of the Lexington Gazette On Saturday night, eight days before the inauguration ot Lincoln, we three went to the city of Washington by the Potomac route, in company with Col. Lander, af terwards Gen. Lander of the fed eral army, to whom we had 1 cvn introduced by Ben. Ficklin, who had been Lander's partner in the postal service in California. We reached Washington at day break on Sunday morning. We were introduced, on that day, by our courteous and attentive repre sentative, Hon. J. T. Harris, to many of the "mighty men" of the country, and being from Yirginia, on which all eyes were then fixed, as the turning point of secession, we were "some pumpkins" then, though before and afterwards but "small potatoes.1' On Sunday night McNutt and I called to see Mr. Crittenden at his rooms, he having known my father and mother when a student at Lib erty Hall Academy. Whilst at his rooms, Gen. Scott stepped in, ami we were introduced to him by Mr. Crittenden. When I said "Gener al, I am the nephew of Maj. .lames Dormau, who, I have always un derstood, was your favorite in the United States army; my name is James Dorinan Davidson." This stired up an old memory, and he addressed his entire conversation to me. And after describing the fortifications along the coast to the harbor of Charleston, he said in these words: "I saw Mr. Lincoln on yesterday. I am called to see him to-morrow. I cannot speak from authority; but I will say there will be no blood shed." On the following night Lincoln held his first levee 'at the Willard Hotel, just one week before his in auguration. During the day, we three Yirgmians had been intro duced to Mr. Thurman of Ohio, who made arrangements for our formal introduction to Air. Linco'n at his levee, where we were pre sented in a dense crowd through which the way had been prepared for us. We paid our respects first to Mrs. Lincoln, and passing on, Mr. Thurman introduced us to Lin coln as Yirginian's. We were kindly received, and after a cordial shaking of our hands, I said to him, "Mr. Lincoln, we are three men from the mountains of Yirginia. You know the position Yirginia has taken. She will never sufiVr coercion." He replied, "There will be no necessity for coercion. That word is misunderstood and misin terpreted. No armies ever will be marched through the Southern States. In order to draw him out, I said to him : "Suppose South Carolina "' lie caught my meaning and quickly replied: "If I am -struck at may I not strike back? And if we can't keep the family together hadn't we better break up house keeping ?" The crowd of Northern men around us wondered who it was talking so plainly to the President, as our friend Harris afterwards in formed me. Having exhausted my minutes I took his hand and said : "Mr. President, we now return to our mountains. Farewell! The question ot peace or war is in your hands." And bending his tall form towards me, he replied : "Farewell ! There will be no war." I have mentioned these inter views with Scott and Lincoln to my friends occasisnally. On my return I wrote a full account of them to Gov. Letcher the only memorandum in writing I have ever made of them until this was made at your request. J. D. Davidson. Louisiana Carter, the man who, in league with Brother-in-law Ca sey and the ofiice holders crowd, attempted to revolutionize the Delta Slate last spring, is now in hot pursuit of Grant, threatening to bolt unless Casey and the other New Orleans appointees are imme diately removed. He has not found ihe President yet, and hopes to catch him, either at Long Branch or Washington. His Opinion. A Dutchman get ting excited over an account of an elopement of a married woman, gave his opinion thus: "If my vifo runs away mit anoder man's vife, I shake him out of his breeches, if she be mine fader, rntno Got !" Liberal liepublicati Headquarters. From the Metropolitan Record, July, 27th. The labors of the National Com mittee of Liberal Republicans goes on with remarkable vigor and their headquarters at the Glenham Ho tel are daily crowded by promi nent men from all parts of the country Judge Jasper W. John son, the Secretary, is kept constant ly buried to the eyes with letters ami dispatches from all parts of the country and fiiemls of Mr. Gree ley ami Governor Brown, in com munication with the committee, de clared, the enthusiasm fl it for them throughout the rural districts is unbounded. During the past week everything has been bustle and ex citement at the headquarters. The first struggle of the campaign will take place in North Carolina and the Liberal Republicans are ele termined to plant there the flag of honor that is soon to wave over the entire nation. It is rumored the other hide is making strenuous ef forts to stay the popular tide that is sweeping over the country, but they will find before long there is a power in the people's hearts greater than influence er money. The pieparations for the carrying on of the campaign are going on with wonderful speed aud on a colossal scale. Millions of docu ments are being printed, scattered throughout the Slates, and nothing is being left undone that may be ' necessary to bring together the scattered sheep into the fold. The intelligence from North Carolina is of the most hopeful character and not only because of the hold the ml Cincinnati aud Baltimore nominees have upon the affections ef the peo ple, but also of the number of bolters from the opposition side. Many of the letters received by Judge Johnson tell of the dire dis tress of the ghastly Administration party and te) what frightful straits they are put to carry on even a decent semblance of having still some followers left Governor Brown has fortunately recovered from the effects of his late illness and his appearance at the commit tee rooms last Thursday caused no little excitement. Mr. Greeley and the Governor me'i the following day and held a conference, from which both gentlemen returned to the committee rooms in evidently the highest state of satisfaction. The Governor then had a long chat with Judge Johnson, aud shortly after left the building. The next day, in company with Dr. Steele, Gov. Brown called at the Glenham House in the morning and invited Judge Johnson the Secretary of the Committee, to accompany him to Brady's Gallery on Broadway. From hire the party proceeded to Bogardue's Gallery where the Gov ernor sat for his 'picture. Having completed what business they had there, the trio entered Fowler & Wells, the phernoiogists, and had their heads examined by Mr. Fowler. In examining Gov. Brown's head the phernologist said: "That he had too much mind for his body; he was built on the high-system order, was clear-head ed, of exceedingly acute mind, of extraordinary and superior judg ment of human nature, and of great analytical powers. He was bold and daring, had great execu tion, and if he knew a thing to be right had no fears to say what he thought. It was necessary that he should sleep more, and refrain as much as possible from over-exertion." On the following day Messrs. Greeley and Brown and Col. Allen, he chairman of the Executive Committee and several other prom inent gentlemen had a conference at the Lincoln club, when the fu ture conduct of the campaign was fully canvassed. Gov. Brown, who 7 has a keen percept ion of character, and like all great generals knows men when he conies in contact with them, warmly urged that Judge Jasper W. Johnson of Oregon and Col. George W. Anderson of Missouri should be pushed into the thickest of the fight at the earliest possible moment ; and insisted that Col. Johnson was one of, if not the very best of organizers and pediti- cal speakers in America, and should not be confined at headquarters, however much his services might there be required. Judge Johnson has already done good service to the Liberal Republican cause and it is rumored in headquarters he is shortly to take the field again. He is a gentleman ' well calculated to do honor to the cau-e he ad vocates, for lie is not only an eloquent speaker but a highly polished gen tleman well versed in the mys teries of campaign conducting. Colonel Allen is most fortunate in having a co-laborer like Judge Johnson, and the visitors to the headquarters come in for an equal share of the good fortune, for ins urbanity an.rpoUleness ave aJmlt" ted on all hands. Greeley Clubs are beiug organ ized all over the State. I'acts aud Fancies. The people of Wyoming don' know whether to call their female judge a justicess of the peace, or a justice of the peaces. Q To jump into the bins of0 grain elevators and be sucked down the' spout, is becoming the favorite method of committing suicide in the East. In 1S35 the City Treasurer of Chicage resigned, rather than take the responsibility of borrowing -2,000 at ten per cent, interest, payable in one year. At St. Louis, Mo., the Citr So licitor was recently fined 850 for being half an hour behind time in court, and $10 more for not sitting down when ordered to sit. A Chicago congregation pricked up its ears when the minister said, "I have land to sell," but dropped off to sleep again when he added, " the beautiful land on high." A preacher at Burlington, Iowa, says he does not want a Mason, Odd Fellow, nor a Democrat in his church. He probably wants too wrestle with the devil all by him self: It is said that Guizot is in tho habit of ascribing the mistakes of President Thiers to his youth and want of experience. Guizot a mature man of 85 years, while Thiers is a boyish fellow of 75. A London lady, xvho means to keep abreast ofethe times, has read within the past year fifty meta physical and scientific works, as many more of history and belles htters, besides five hundred novels, plays, and poems. The keeper of the Duxbury, Mass., Lighthouse sweeps up from the eleck every morning, two or three Quarts of gnats, Hies, and mosquitoes, attracted by the light of the lantern luring the night and c kill by the heat of the flame. A Jewish Rabbi accuses a mer chant of slanelering him bp alleging that he (the Rabbi) on a certain occasion elismissed his congregation with the Apostolic benediction. One hundred thousanel elollars elum- age is the nudest sum asked for. A jury in a recent case failed to agree upon a verdict, and urgeel as a reason that el tiring the time they were fed upon cold meats and mince pies, and that it was impos sible to come to n agreement wl.eu their diet disagreed with them. A down east editor says his exper ience in journalism teaches him that there is nothing in this wo: Id that will so disgust and sicken the general reader as to learn, after Co wading through the particulars of an awful accident, that there is a prospect of the victims recovery. A graduate of an Eastern college, a good scholar, ami foi 31 year a popular clergyman, is now a team ster in Des Moines, hauling at twenty-five cents a load. lie has always been a man of good lfabits. could get a living by teaching or preaching, but prefers his present work. A Conneticut man Avho failed to get a thirty-cent pineapple for a quarter of a dollar wanted te know "whether we were breathing the pure air of freedom or being stran gled with the fetrid breath of a hellish despotism?" The store keeper said those were the only pineapples he had. The following is a scale of the average duration of animal life, from the "most celebrated writers on natural history: A hare will live 10 years, a cat 10, a goat 8, a sheep 10, "a dog from 14 to20, an ox 20, swine 25, a pidgeon 8, a turtle dove 25, a patridge 25, a raven 100, an eagle 100, a goose 100. At the grave of a wealthy and distinguished citizen of Yienna recently, two ladies, each claiming to lie the widow of the deceased, met by accident, each having come te decorate the tomb with flowers and other emblems of affectionate remembrancer The result was that the police were obliged to interfere to ke. p the eace. A ministerial decree has been published in the Strasburg Official Gazette, forbidding the useo of French 'names for streets in te city, and giving a list of the new German names by which they had been replaced. A clique of anti German tradesmen have met the innovation by having the ohl French names painted on their signboards. Twenty-fiye years ago an old o-entlemau of 80 retired from a linn in Dutchess county, of which J ,e was a part ner, on condition that ! lie should receive 1,000 a year a ! ion" as he lived. The bSrain seemed a good one, but several successions of partners died and the old gentleman still drew his pen- sion, until the other day he depart : A-l, aged 105 rear. c Q