:. 1 s ' .'5 if H A GOOD POSITION TNwe eueti.ei WfMMI We .- nwt- - USiNESS COLU&t Royal D-Lite LADIES SHOES Styles AiSIm Royal Shoe Co. 143 Fourth St. It De Not Crew So. e-a Vkona Witaeet Creel Ex--,M-a bv 8ea in reur OM M(iul aaett a-J tek aa Ute UM UK fcJli aaeaaB free. Ai Wert gwarartwwd. fftervd ta 2 -" - r ihid tn MORCYCLESj BICYCLES Bought sold and repaired. Sup plies of all kinds. Oat of town trade a specialty. Write as. R. H. BLOCKER 27 Tartar Street Peel-end, Orf-M FARMS AK3 E0S1HESS SOLD IuTbSt CARTF REALTY CO, n. k eaeeJI wtnr ftrm tiMll OT i ELECTRIC MOTORS REDUCED FHEIOHT BATES .nd eataeMe. leorneuoe "rj,?T K.2ES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, VV2CL A3 I.13HAIR. Til H. f. NQITOt CLftoO Plum Ueber Alle. Have you any Wen ot the space food occupies in the mind of the man at the (roDt? Yesterday 1 wu crossing a bullet-awept orchard with another M i.M t nnHMi nlnma! Ter- rifled lest my partner should see them. I suggested u.i " " " V" ly as the place was too unhealthy. So we crawled away. That night to the light of a big moon, my cook and I . , ,k. Mwhanl enrl smthered SUMO IUW WW v. . " two sand bags full of plains. The bullets wnisuing urouj" . , hurried the picking. Capt Louis Keene In Cartoons Magaxlne. I In tendon. Patriotic Scots Lady (patrolling Vic- . t - w .... I - MW nf RAT torta une station w a. . stranded countrymen arriving from the front) Can I help you in any way? Perplexed " Scot Thank you, mam. Is the toon far frae the station? London Punch. ' Poor Picking. "What's the matter?" asked the . first flea. "You looked starred. "They are making these toy dogs ' .'. ,ni,nui tha other flea. mj U.I.U1 ., . "that I arranged to summer on one of them by mistake. nouii"c Journal. .. ' - j u. u H.i What. The Officer (after a complaint) ThU tea s aU right What's the com plaint? ... . i Tommy It ain't tea, sir; Its stoo! The Officer And very nice stoo! London Sketch. Optical Astonishments. "Seeing is believing," said the ready- "Not always, when you are looking at the movies." wasniusiua "I am going to a preparedness meet ing, my dear, of our club.". " limit. Von hail hotter "Ail nSUl, uuaiu. leave me aU the loose change you have about you. tsajumuio HAWTEORKE AUTO SCHOOL dfle Coart maintaining a Cm t"5 Tckl.,aM a-' Tr.. both in tb. achaol and oiMrattac Said. - 4H Bawlkata An. Partlaa. Oia. rW ffn VeaL Pork, Beef, SHIr Poultry, Butter, Egga aA AAA . mad Farm Produce a tha OM RaHabta Emwdinir hooa, with mmom! of 4a vrara of Square Deannffi. ana ETSLlif at t Sp majuoet fwces. F.M.CRONKHITE 44T Proa Straa P-rt!ana. Ora Spray-a-Gow Keeps off flies or money back. $1 a gallon from your dealer, or order by mail. PLUMMER DRUG CO. Third and Madiaoa, Portland. Or. Portland Y. M. G. A. Auto School Par ana alrbt c!aaa. Expert trainin tm repairing, dririnr and aiaehina work. Inelodlnr tcnf. "at .hatr. drill jr-aa. TKNTCHAlTFJil'KS AN UhUiAtt KS SUPFUKO. WKITB US.. P. N. U. No. S6. 1816 ivywEK wrttlaa ta eAwttaare, ainaaa mm-1 ' ttoa ta g. mm--jmJ mm. t a eaeee- aa m iaMr, Caw-. eee, WHOT eiBiliM IMMM , i rmtn wf ... uraaT Twul . mia.aa ... WWW ll " sworn a? 1 I All . A 1 OnaM . IS? ITALY DECLARES WAR Oil GERLIAIiY fensal Attici kM lUiscr EescJ if Prcssnrt ly itss. rilTARY PliASf UXaiANGtD Both Countries Have Been Drifting Steadily Toward Break Troops Now Available Anywhere. Rome Italy Sunday declared war on Germany. Italv and Germany have been arm ing steadily toward war. Tb declara tion harame Inevitable when Italy re cently aent troop to Salonikl to co operate In the campaign of U ntnu allies on the Macedonian front, as Uer- many is directing the oppoalng forces and bat troope on this battle Iid. Italy's position in regard to jr- many baa been an anomalous on since Italy withdrew from un iripte ap u.. lut vaar and declared war on Austria. Although by this act ah arrayed herself against nor xonnvr n.mn ami Austria, a he re mained officially at peace with Cer- many until fcunasy. n.M ital tnnlr this aten Germany xerted every effort to indue her to remain neutral, sending to noma aa an I ..J... Mm wnn RneloW. Tb prince for some time averted, war be- " aw. k A -.V.. ka tween Austria ana Hy. snu wo ... . mniim araa inevitable took steps toward preservation of an official r J T.l peace between uermanj He negotiated a special agreement un- j.. k.'.k in nu nf war between HQS UiLU, - Austria and Italy. Germany and Italy pledged themselves to respoc w- . lira at their resDectiv pEvpu WWW - . subjects ia one another's domains. According to (inofficial repona iiwh iw It.l.'a allies were dissatisfied and at the Pari council of entente powers in February last askea ta itai i.n n-nmcntativea whv their nation was not at war with Germany. Italy already bad agreed not to eoncium a separate peace ana at in rarie cuo- n ..mfinnal tha nlan for a per manent high council of the entente powers for future eonciucx oi in war. tv. innwaains- coo Deration among the entente allies and the necessity I V. . " R o -.- - plus of troops gradually brought Italy into such a position that it became evident a declaration of hostilities against Germany was certain. The first overt act in this direction rA- intn aemce liaiv a aur- occurred shortly after the Pans comer- r.km.-a 94 when Italv reaui- V IVO, a w, j . atiooed 84 of the S7 German steam ships interned in Italian ports to neip meet the pressing need of the allies .k;nnino- famlitica. Other indic- tionsof approaching war have been observed tn recent weeas. B t ffcd "Sask;" "hwf Uzis Army ca Laos bli Washington. D. C Tb greatest war same ever undertaken by tb amjman naw ended Sunday with a nrfnrf fnr Admiral Mavo's "Red fleet, which, theoretically, wiped out the defending "Blue" fleet ana lanaea an invading army at Far Bockaway Rear-Admiral Knight, aeting'as um pire, announced the result in wis re port to the navy department : 'Minnimr comDleted. Red and Blue bodies engaged 9:30 to 10:30, 10 miles south of Ambrose Llgniflip. Blue wiviv defeated. Red eainino: com mand of sea. Red effects landing at Fort Rockaway and secures base. Thm final nrnirt followed one an nouncing that Rear-Admiral Helm's "Rim." rlfanrlinr fleet virtually had been annihilated in a dramatic fight off Scotland Lightship at tb entrance to the New York harbor. With the Tmntinn of a few light craft, the en- tir. "Rlue" fleet was "sunk." The full extent of the "Red" losses was not known, although early reports showed that they included the super dreadnaught Nevada and Texas and two destroyers. . i . V German Liner Is to Sail. Boston The North German Lloyd liner Willehad, which has been interned hta ainra the beeiunins: of the war. secured clearance papers and is expect A tn aail for New London. Conn. ' It was said the vessel's departure has nothing to do witn tne expectea arrival at the Connecticut port of the mer chant anhmarine Bremen, but that the change was decided upon because of more favorable docking 'acuities, ine liner is expected to pass through the Cape Cod canal ana to Keep wen within tb three-mile limit. , . Abduction Plot Fails. Boise. Idaho Mark A. Lufkin, Davis HcLoy and Ralph Cuselt were landed in fail at St. Anthony, Idaho, Sunday and are held on a charge of nlottine to abduct Roland Harriman, the 16-year-old son of Mrs. E. H. Har riman, widow of the great financier. Some weeks ago a foreman on the Harriman summer ranch, on the upper Snake river, received a letter signed by two of the men. In which they broached the project of abducting the boy and holding him in the fastnesses of tha Idaho mountains lor a ransom. Word "Cilk" Held Deceit. xr. Vnrlr Tha Faderal Trade Com mission has issued an order directing the Circle Cilk company, or rmiaaei- nki. a iunntinnl UBinS' th WOrd "cilk" in reference to any of Its prod- ncts other than real aim in connection it), tralmarka and advertising matter. Tb commission held that the us of the word "cilk" for products nf tnnwrizad sea island cotton thread was deceptive. The decision is Host Eminent Medical . Authorities Endorse It Tv riJ. . Mt rw DtOiaralta aa well as Dr. cUtnoa all dtatiBtuMied buUhh fivm that whaMva way be the duMw, Ut urine evtdoaa talis ta rurntaliinf us wlih a vln to th prtaci tt UiHMt a'uivu U a SO be treated, end accurate knowledge eoncerntng tha nl ,1 1 ... m thorn haohiainad. II backache, eoaldmg urine or frequent urination doumt or mw ya w u arie acid In th blood has oauaed rhao matism, r sciatic or yo. eoatwl kidney or bladder trouble )u write Dr. J irrw ea aw o,g,v "" - : : XT V mnA a aamnht nf nrlne and da. ecribe rrirr4oma, Yoa will receiv fw medical auvice aner it. lerve wmn has examined Ui urine Ui is will be Caraniliy a on Wlinoai cnarge, 7w w ul be under no obli'aUo. Dr. Pierc during many years oi expenmenuiuoa has discovered a new remedy which be Cods is thlrty-eeve time more power ful than lithia in removing one acid from the system. II you are suffering from backache or the pains ot rheums Utm, to to your beet druggist and ask lor a W-cul box oi "Attwrte" put op by Dr. Pierce. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescriptio for weak worn and Dr. ,x ii.,1.1.,. Marluol lnaravarv lor the blood bare bee favorably know lor toe past rorty yvara auu inwre. aw are standard remedies to-day aa well St Doctor PlercVa l'leaaaot PelleU for lb liver and bowels. Yon oaa get a sample of any one of toe remedies by wilting Dr. fierce. Doctor Pierce's Pellet are uneqnal! m a Liver Pill. gneer cbki Jtllti Ihm. Cur bick 11 cad ac ha, Bilioos Headache, lhtiiness, Conetlpa ttoa. Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all derangement of tb liver, btomaoh and Bowel. BUTTERFAT GONE UP Vreaare leeUa Praia Aaaana, HAZELWOOD CO POUTVAND. TW Em ef the SaEfiiei Supyer" Learned Something. .,-i-v . with Flllbdub? He used to claim that our politicians were th most unscrupulous la the world." . , , "He has been traveling abroad. I ... i. .. . ..... . ki la hi a elvlc in in .. pride when he found they were not. uouisvuie boorwrMwuoai. Vindicated Self-Esteem. "The Woccaea seem to have a high opinion of themselves." "Yes. Ton see in same tw consented to remain In their employ .... .v. . mnv .Mr, Bo thev feel enUUed to think that they are rather! Dice people." waaningum ow. He Knew That. "What Is th chief mineral wealth of the Alleghanlesr "Dunno, mum." "Yes, you da What do yon carry In a scuttlet" .' "Suds, mum. Louisville Courier Journal. " Plain Enough. "How do you Ilk America, count?" MOniu niuh lint vnnr flsurea of speech are somewhat hard to under stand. Now, wnen u aawns upon jv "You begin to s plained the other Courier-Journal. daylight!" ex man. Louisville Thread of Interest. "This cookbook ought to be popu lar." ,". " ; "Why sor "There's a lov story mixed In with the recipes." Louisville Courier Journal. r Foolish Man. ; "Can't say I Ilk that new hat of yours." "Yet you liked It In the stor." "Well, It did look pretty when the girl tried It on." . Then the trouble started. Louis ville Courier-Journal. Forward at Home. School Teacher I'm sorry to say, Mr. Jones, that your boy Is very back ward in his studies. Jones That's strange! At home In conversation with me he seems to know it all. Boston Transcript.. Sticks There. The man who drops his anchor in the Slough of Despond never gets any farther. Answers. HOW MRS. BEAU JET THE CRISIS Carried Safely Through Chang of Lif e by Lydia . Pmkham Vegetable Compound. N8shvine,Tenn."When I was goto; through the Change of Life I bad a tu- imor as targe aa a child's head. The doctor said it was three years coming and gave me medi cine for it until I was called away from the city for iom time. Of course I could not 'sro to him then, so jmy sister-in-lsw told ime that she thought Lydia E. Pinkham a Vegetable Cora pound would cure It. It helped both the Change of Life and the tumor and when I got home I Old no need the doctor. I took the Pinkhara remedies until th tumor was gone, the doctor ssid, and I have not felt it sine. I tell very one how 1 wss cured. If this letter will help others you are welcome to use it,' Mrs. E. H. BEAM, 628 Joseph Avenue, Nashville, Tenn. Lydia E. Pinkham's VegetabI Com pound, a pur remedy containing tb extractive properties of good old fssb ioned roots and herbs, meets the seeds of woman system at this critical period of her life. Try it If there ia any symptom In your ease which puzzle you, writ to the Lydia I- Pinkbam Medicine Co, Lynn, Staaa i,ij,ni,i.i,,.nu,miii I IP"! r.At-Miii prnirc tt'i? n Ausa-r:Gt; m mas Berltn, Aug. ta. via Lowlon Rou mania declared war on Austrta-liun. I aria oa Sunday evening. It ii si pxMinced officially her. Pari. Aug. I Roumania declared war ii:r.it Aust;'.a-uiu..iy ia night, say a Ilavaa dianaUh from Berne, Swltterlano, wmcn uectane that th Wolff agency at Berlin mad th announcement. Roumania'a decision to enter the war was reached at a meeting of th Crown council held at Bucharest yes terday morning, says a Ilavaa dispatch from Ceneva, The Wolff agency announces that th German federal eouncil was convoked immediately after th deciaion becam known. WW InvertlgaU New President of Panama 1 A report ha reached Washington .v.. r v.Im Vi . Kmh Irtatru- Met teiiwwi , " -" -- mental In getting a large land concea r.v. Ka Jonaneaa enMmment near VMH 1 . ' th Panama canal. Secretory Lansing baa ordered an investigation to ascer tain whether Vaides has mad th con cession of land to Sapnlard named Femandex, who is the Havana agent m .ilk Hnna The land. an. iuraH. - en AAA um la aaid In ha on the AUantie seaboard, directly op- . i i I posit tn tay oi oan . might b very valuable to the Japan ee government for th establishment 01 a naval nas were. List Cksct to Avert Strike Appears Is- lie ia Actica of Censrtss w.hinon-L n. C President Wil son's negotiations for averting the threatened nation-wide railroad strike are in the last stag-e with a break or a ifUmnt armarentlv not far off. With tb railway executives standing ..( MRMdlne- th aisht-bour day and the brotherhood leaders Mill tending out against arbitrating it, th bop of preventing a tie-op of th MMintrv'a transportation ay item seemed to lie with congress. Just exactly what can b oone, none r ak. nnaiwaainnal leader themsel ves seem to know. Conferences among them and wftb President Wil son, which began Sunday night, were continued Monday. The situation was viewed on all sides aa tb most perilous since th ne gotiations began two weeks ago. Tb k.n nf tha President and administra tion leaders was in tha possibility of getting th brotherhooa men to give more time to continue tn nego.iw -"' . It is reliably reported that th stm order which the chairmen eameu m ..i! ....kMa when thev left Wash ington Monday, is to enter Into effect on September 4, unless an agreenwn. .1 ..ll K. -...kaJ nrlnv tn that date. Tb four brotherhood heads issued a statement replying to President it, of th Pennsylvania, who made an an- that rather than eiv UD UVUIIVVIUVll waawv - to arbitration the roads preferred to face a strike. Tn statement cnargeo the Pennsylvania with inconsistency in tk.a . .m it foutrht th ef forts of its shopmen to organis and arbitrate. : It also oeciarea ma- as w ur.,,iiin Inimut In five small roads WI,Mw.H ..w.w w - it has refused them representation on th managers' conrerenc committee, and that if arbitration were agreed up on it would apply to thee roaos. Mexicans Bea for Help. El Psso, Texas An appeal of the people of Aguas Calient ana vaceto- eas to authorities of the defacto gOT t U..IM. riM ta aand nhvsl ewiitu-iiiv , " v j ww . . eisns, medicine and food to alleviate r-t famlna ' remnant in th two states has been fruitless, accord ing to private advices hers. Th re port said there waa not more than enough food in th Federal district to provide for the peopl there, and that 11 UWl m"J f'J they could do nothing, for there were no serais to combat toe epioemica. President's Order Saves. New York A special order from President Wilson which reached th steamship Nieuw Amsterdam just be fore th liner sailed sunaay savea mrs. Sarah Schimelson and ber daughter. Prfiu. fvm Harmrtation. The wo man's husband waa executed by the Russian in Suwalki, Kussian roiana, for selling bread to th Germane after the Teutons first captured that piac. Whn tha Hermans retook the town. the widow, her daughter and her 11-year-old son were sent to Berlin and given a passport to America. Seize Counterfeitlnr Plant. . O.VI.rvf Dnaratlves of th United States secret service seised her Mon day a complete counterfeiting plant, which included molds, die and bogus xvina meHe In Imitation of Silver dol lars and sold SS and S10 pieces. The seizure wss made following the arrest r r-fce-Ua fl Rnah and Louis Miller. the former of whom, according to Harry M. Moffitt, bead of to secret service bureau at San Francisco, has served a sentence for counterfeiting. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS rt .1. U'Uil Rlueatem. 11.16 per bushel fortyfoW, l.M lb, l.tt: red Bf. !.! red Russian, Mlllfeed Spot prie! nran, s.v per torn shorts, S23.S0; rolled barley. JR3. . ' . Corn Whole, 1I per tonj Bw-m Hay Proifucers pneee. nmwn ..-. iw.i- tiA&OcitslI bar ton: . . SiMl"" v. -. - - " "... ... . alfalfa. U.60 wheat hay. IllUHif IS. SO; oat and vetch. uas !.". K-hanM nrirea: Cube. extra, IP.e per pound bid. Jobbing prices: Prints, extraa. swn--, -w terfst. No. 1, le No. 1 Port- I W.J lain, . Kirn Oregon rsncn. axenangw MMitiui leirrt.Tf per Johblnrlce: Oregon ranch. candled, tf30c; aeleets, . "oultry-Hena, iSojilM per poun-w broilera, lrtl.e: turksjw, live, , 1W tie; ducks, llUe; gMee, XSlle. Veal Fancy, 1-1- par pounu. n..kr.n iSr.riaiw ner Dound. v.,.hlArtlrhokes. T&cc.il Pr aosen; wenawwe, .mi'" r - cabbag. IL78 par hundred; garlic. C . . a H. , 7 IL. mi erata! per pound; pepper, oa.oc; eggpiam, ,ir, i.ti.uw. itVif'ne bar dosen: ru- , 1 W I 1 W w- w. WW ' cumbers, ISctSSo per boa; pea. 4to par pound; beans, ., cwrary, 85c per dosen; corn, ICWt-0c PoUtoes-New. Ultl.W pM hun dred; sweets. 8 Kit 4c Onions California, fl.TB per aaca. W.ll. W.lla tl 1ft. r . s... Annies, new. B0cit 11.75 per boa; cantaloupe, 60cctl.eo per crate; peacnea, hkiix par ", ,.-.Un. lArlta ner nound: flea. UU1.60 per box; plums, 7 Mf.il.-; pears, ll.60ffll.7e; gTP caaabaa, Ut per pound. ' Rack Vegetables Tumlp. I1.Z5; tl fS; haata. Il.l&tttl.BO, wwM.Www, - ' . w. Hops Ills crop, nominal; tte cm- aVeeawaaatal sj-a-!!! I Ift Wool Eastern Oregon, fine, ISfli 16c per pound; coarse, 3Uuc; vat I.. Cascar Bark Old and new, c per PO". . t. ' w Cattle ateers, prime ugni, e.iw a an- nrima naavv. so. louii.jui tn 7Kifi r. -hnlce rowa (S.S66.6.76: ii,,-. tn e-wL tABOa.6: belfers. $S.60a5.7S; bulla, 3; eaivee, e.w 117.60. Hogi Prime light, 19. 1 5 9. 60 prim strong weight. 19.40 Ut.JO rough besvy packing. 18.65 (J 8.76 pigs and skips. $8.6O.I0, Gken Rnrinar lamb. 18 ti 8.86 common lambs, 15.60 6.00; choice yearlings, 86 96 6.I6; good yearling, $5.50 6.75; choice wethers, 864.6.60: choice saes, I&4J5.Z5; common ewst, 82.60(tS. Fruit and Melons Meet With Good Demand at Tacoma T.n-,i I .area eonsiimmenta of ,i. .ri nv.lnna are arrivinsr in Ts- eoma this week from California and Yakima districts, and th aemana is .i - a-Miet aa the sunnlv. Peaches and canteloupee lead in popularity among the fruit ana melons, wpiw V.L . ere the most DODUier vegetables being received. The end of the season for red raspnemes ana w wf.nher4ee ia at hand, nut small iw u. .tin e rietlv aeeurrence. mH, ' ..... w v.Ll. ..-.t.lnnnee are fast replac ing the California product, although k. m of hattar oaalitv. Tb Yakima cantaloupes are small and are a little green yew fcioertaa a ,k. et meant, the California crop having gone and the Yakima crop being aa yet unripe, a isw ciovrvee the latter nart of th week. there ia a scarcity of Slappy and Early Crawford peaches on ine mars-, . r eiinMtnna varieties. Pears, piWU-J w. w. . - , plums and grades are meeting with a good demand, uravenstein eaims my pies are hard to get and tneir scarcity makes the mice high. There are .I..,. 9 Mwnkintf armies. , nv. w. ..ww---. -ri ., Sweet potatoes are selling well, n.-. m Mntlnoaa scarce and nigh. Cucumbers are plentiful and cheap. Butter holds its advance to s ceni. Egg prices are steady. Walla Walla Prune Harvest to Yield $500,000 to Growers Walla Walla Prune harvest started i- w.iiq Walla this week, several hun dred pickers being given work In the many orchard. Harvest Is about two reeks later than uusual. Close to tuna AAA will ha hrotio-ht into the vsl WVWjWWW . t.. ,ki. ..... The nrlee of nrunes Is 1CT .111. -w.. . - "w ' , the highest known here. Two weeks ago 660 a ton was quoteo. iw i .J...4 in nev eant and several orchardists say they were offered bet ter prices than tnese. cisewoerw .k. xi ik.u, fmet wrlnad out nearly .llw llvim-V". -. " , ' ... ,,- all prunes. Those in the Walla Walla valley were not aamageo. - Uw... nt nninna la well under way, tn.... -.ui he una care of onions this year, worth about 8400 a ear.. On the Blalock fruit farm 842 sacks were se cured from one acre. At a cent a pound the returns from this acre" were ' e.f.ta Craa la About Aversrs, Potato crop prospects In the United States are summarized in the govern- hlt, ttrnn renort as follows: uiwii. r - The August 1 condition of the potato crop forecasts about an average pro duction, taking the United States as a whole. Th forecast Is 864,000,000 bushels, which is 6,000.000 less than the July 1 forecasat, but 6,000.000 mora than last year's production and 8,000,000 more than th average of the preceding Ave years. During July prospects Improved moderately In the Notth Atlantic ana recinc wwi New Zealand to Send Wheat. New Zealand Is to feeture In the ex portation of wheat this year, accord i .)!.. waived in Portland. and the famous old flipper bark Antlope has been fixed to loea a cargo at -inie- ru for South America, in is, it is saio, m k. the .- wheat eariro shiDped from New Zealand to an oversea port for many years. The scarcity of bot toms is Indicsted by the fsct thst the Antiope, built In 186ft, should be book ed for handling wheat The Antlope was sold In 1S14 to a Msw eaianu coai company to be converted into a bulk. ' -t "LEADER" AND "RXPSATXR" Shot Simus Tor the high flyer, or the low flyer. "Leader" and " Repeater ,Tahellg have, the rtech. epread nd penetra tion. Their rreet aale U due to thee tjualiUee, which iniura a full bag. Made In many guges and loads. BR SURR TO ASK FOR TlUt W URASD LirJK'S DUSIf FALL T End UP-KS ""it.VV0 Now Claises VVlliT iitart ed irA:rir . Many StudenU Already Enrolled. , Ask For Catalogue. Enroll Now. A. T. UNIC, Principal. hontM.laoMS TlHord Bulldlrif Tenth and Morrison fits., Portland, Ore. Csmfertsr. rw n.i.. ninaham of Moaton.' OB l 1. k... hnM ilnlna anihulanc work ta Prance, waa aaked by a re porter htS opinion Ol a uermen bw-. r-i i. -,nM reel eatiatactloa. th distinguished physician replied, "or comfort In It than there waa In th blarksnaket ruse. "A like county molher one ln her little one sealed outside the shack .. -...in.. e full milk bottle whoa BjaSiM Baat.-aaea we blacksnak cam gliding up. "The snaae neeiieo cioae child, drew the rubber nipple from Its mouth snd proceeded to drink lbs milk; but at the same llm the snake did not forget to slip the end of Its tall gently between ins imams by way of a comrorter. ftue It In Thoroughly. a ....In .train 'Wffould have InV medtate attention to check the swell , n..k n enit nih in thoroughly Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh and you should hare (julck reiiei. Always a bottle on hand for accidents. Adv. He Asksd rer It, u. -inri.e era iiitd about Sir Her bert Tree than about almost any other public man In Kncland. Here la a .i ... ...mniifvine the read an swer for whkh ha la so justly famed. One nay wnen ne waa comma v. . . ... -,.i.k .in K man. whom he OI 1 11 a ueiriw. w.ww - did not know from Adam, approached. and. wltn a sweeping ow, - - Yankee twang: Mw-. ..... .... .ip hut thev tell me same pretty well known folk belong to this ciud. Are you -;-- v. - anceT" . . . . ... aim ll.rkert Trea Inn If no ine quee- Itnnar f.ilillv UD Slid down. "I don't really think I can be. or I woeMa't be seen talking to you," he aald Icily. Pearson s wecaiy. Wistful. en.. .kkUhnn had nresched a -IV..- w --. . fine sermon on marnea un beauties. Two old Irishwomen were haard comlllC OUt Ot CllUrCU CUI11IU.11.' I .. u ,k. .M.a 1 J' me vii ....... -w . " TIs a fin sermon nia iirenjui.- would be after giving us." said one to the other. . ". . " -It Is. Indade." was th oulck reply, "and I wish I knew as little about the matter as he does." wnaon osiur day Journal. Wisdom. During a lesson on elementary com nnainon a little girl read th following as her effort: "Once a Penny and a Hiiuiing met Ill ui.ii r-1-""" - - . . ed up Its nose at the Penny,-and said. . hmvoi -i ne Mniiiine .urn- scornfully: ... . -why, I am worth a dozen of you. 'Yes.' said tha Penny, 'but even at that I am a good bit belter than you are. 1 go every Sunday to church, and you never do.' "London Tlt Blts, Use Hanford's Balsam when all else falls. Adv. t- ens Undsrstood, Aviator (home from the war on leave) And then when you are up pretty high three or four miles, ssy and you look down. It's positively sickening. It Is stupendous, awful. A great height la a fearful thing, I can tell you. ' Lady (feelingly) Yes. I can sym pathize with you poor boy. I feel Just that wsy mysulf when I'm on top of a stepladder. Tiger. ams Llns. "When I was a boy," said the gray haired physician, who happened to be In a reminiscent mood, "I wanted to be a soldier; but my parents persuad ed me to study medicine." "Oh, well," rejoined the sympathetic druggist, "such Is life. Msuy a man with wholesale aspirations has to con tent himself with a retail business." London Tlt Blts. To keep clean an healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant PelleU. They regu late liver, bowels and stomach. Now'a Thslr Chsnee. "And so you are convinced, my friend." asked the curate, "that there Is a place of eternal punlahmentT" "I em," replied the uncharitable parishioner. "There's nothing In this world bad enough for some peoples Browning's Magazine. For calks use Hanford'e Balsam. Adv. . ;, .. -. - ; Innusndo. "Wombat ssys ho tries to put as good a face on things as possible." "He's the man to paint your por trait, old top." Kansas City Journal. Easy and Sure. "What would you do if you had f 000,000?" "Oh, I don't know. Just sit down and watch my wife spend It, I sup pose." London Answers. a. sleWxMexasUwBi JESS COLLEGE ore euic.lyr.lwv.dbT Mat la Your IuttVs $6 par IWtJI. "e Duggitu Mattes Cyt Basjsdy Cs CKt wri t row m r hkw ti at now ekl MM avv, mm,, Wnle aaWallkla. 'mwaeeMe-teaek. tv-rUaae. Ore, .,,! !!-AMirien. rck. . Power ef Petrol. i , Thump, thump, went the motor car as It stood outside a railway station, A crowd of rustics stood round, gaping at th chauffeur and passing remarks that mad him smile. "Usy, mlaler." said one, at lasl. "what power Urlws the car along at such a apeed?" ... ... Petrol, mv man.N he replied, with a eondeecending smile. "'Ear that, Tomr" earn me inquirer lo his friend, who had Just appeared on the scene. "Petrol shoves 'tr along." "Ant was the reply, "that ain't noluld' noo. Pelrol shoved our Mary Ann through the bach door an' sent er flying slsp bang ein the barn. Kr 'ad bin tryin' to tight the lire with It" London Tlt Blts. t Ask your dealer for the free book let, "Useful Hints for Horse Owners." Issued by O. C. Ilanford Mfg. Co.. flyra euae, N. Y manufacturers of liaa fords Balaam of Hyrrh. Adv. Aeroplanes to Aid Explorer. Aeroplanes are lo be Included In the equipment of aa exploring espedl. tlun that la setting out from lluenoa Aires to study a llltleknow realon which Includes Mar Chlqulta. lake having an area of some I.OuO square miles, located about 60 miles nortV west of Buenos Aire. It Is th belief of th explorers that with aeroplanes it will be possible to secure panursmlo photographs which will prove Invalua ble In showing the topography and geography of the country. From the Heptember Popular Mechanic Maga alne. ,,'T "' ''- -Vr: ;' ' No Alibi. "The war Is doing me a good turn, anyhow." in what wayt" "I don't have to think up excuses for not taking my family to Kurupe this summer." Uelroit rree .rroas. The Pan's Favorite.' 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