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J i Weston I EADER ' YOL. XXXVI. WESTON, OBEfl ON, FRIDAY, JULY 28, 191G. NO. . i jSoaiirs doings 0F CURRENT WEB ' . ,' . Brief tee cf General News frcniAlItedtlisfarllL DITiimrFKIaGSAKUIS:iai liVaKewt Items of Ail Nations and Pacific Northwest Condensed for Our Busy Readers. British hammer desperately at Ger man third Una, but maka Utile prog' was. , The body of the UU Yuan Shi gal waa carried In tta and laid away with bit ancestor. Reward aggregating U,000 are V (Tared for the perpetrator of the Ban ranclaeo boroo outrage. lien who eoneelved the Idea of sub- Annrlne merchant ihlpe are said to rhavo made 13,000,000 out of It. 81 Hrltlah trawler were sunk by 'German submarines on un fcngusn - . . . : coast on JUiy n, aaya Herman ao- a ml rally statement. 4 The Dutch steamship Mas haa been ftaunk near the North IIIndr light as lihe result of striking amine. Ten members of the vessels crew were ".drowned. 7lgn affairs of Russia, has resigned. ". I, - I- -A.i l. II. la Vlxllmtm. rl. HHwmwi 2 i. . " Jvllch Sturmer, the premier, who baa taken over we owe. rhlr.iro wltneeeed the hotteet weather o far thi year when the thermometer reached 93 at u a. m. f traliona but none waa serious., 1 June , record for poetai savings in I New Jferk City were eclipsed last f month when a nl gain or more mm ' 3,8),0o0 waa roiled up, quadrupling I. m . ansa? iUte net increase lor eune, jvio. , Negotiations between the United . J States and Denmark for the purehate ',: of the Danlah Weet Indie are onder r stood to have reached a aUgo where V fk ft nit development my come soon. Emperor William, it ia omdaliy an nounced, haa moved from the We tern . to the Eastern theater of the war. He waa accompanied by the chief of the general staff of th army in me new. Representative Dill proteeted to the secretary of War against in retention of the Washington National Guard at Calexleo, one of the hotteet apoU on the border, lie asked that the regi ment be traiwferred to ome more comfortable station. - Under the menace of a heavy Rus sian assault the Austrian in the Car - oathlans. In the region of Bukowlna, aoutheast of Tatarowa. have with drawn toward the ' main rldgo of the Carpathian Thla waa officially an- bounced by the Austrian war nice. One of the oldest. If not the oldest man oa the racifle Coast died at Pen dleton. Or..' when Ayooshakataagom, the veteran Cayuse Indian, passed on to 4he happy hunting ground. He wa reputed to be 120 years old, and his memory dated back lo events which happened during the war of 18ISV The Idaho delegation will confer with Secretary Lane and urge that one of three mining experiment stations for which $76,000 has been appropri , ated, be eatabfshed at Moscow, Idaho, or Butt, Mont Instruction In military science Is to be Included In undergraduate mstruc , tlon at Stanford University, Palo AlyO, CaL, of which David Starr Jordan, pa , cinclutr'-of. .international reputation. Is now chancellor emeritus Canada's consumption of alcoholic .J ltmrairnd Hrr.nnerl from .872 of a gal- Ion per capita to .745 per capita In the fiscal year just enoea, according w J the loland Revenue department The t consumption of tobacco also shows a '. falling off from 8.427 pounds to 8.829 r pounds per capita. ' The first official announcement that Great Britain had captured a German submarine otth U-85 class waa made In the house of: commons by Thorns KcNamara, financial secretary of the admiralty. He Said that one of these vessels would be brought to London to be viewed by the public. , Twelve ona-gsllon cans of whsky, shipped In a trunk aa baggage from San Francisco to Portland, were seised by city detectives following long hours of watchful waiting. Julius Rsndauo, a Spaniard, la undor arrest, charged with "receiving a consignment , of liquor not properly labeled." Californlans deposited in their state banks the fiscal year ending June 80, 897,896,168 more than they did the last fiscal year, while at the aame time the (resources of the state banka In creased $88,985,882 over the last fiscal yssri -according to the annual report of the state bank superintendent. The British steamer Adama, which was captured oft the Swedish coast by a German destroyor, hs been released, according to Reuter'a Amsterdam cor respondent. Sweden made an official protest to Berlin against the capture of the steamer, saying it was effected within Swedish territorisl water. j kcmai ra Biros m Chicago Tha present beat wave, which envelope all of the country ex eeptlng the Paclfle Coast, Is proving especially severe In Eastern Canada, where the people are unused to torrid Ity. Dispatches say that more than 260 children perlahed In Montreal the past week from heat The tempera ture there Tueeday waa 98 tha high est point reported In five years. In Quebec 28 children have been killed by the heat sine Sunday. Toronto also reports unusual heat which has con tinued for nearly a week, resulting In deaths and prostrations. Condltlona, la Montreal especially, are moat unusual. Ordinarily that city Is positively sold when the Blatea are baking and sweltering, and hay fever sulfsrers have bailed Montreal a the one spot they could count on for relief, Now conditions ara almost reverted. Montreal Is seven degrees hotter than Chicago. The official forecaster here says there I no relief In sight for several days, but that alljndleatlons point to still hotter weather. Orejci Dry law Serisssly Hot ty Grdt Cesrt Dsn: Portland Restrictions as to the amount of liquor which persons in Ore goo may receive from outside tha stata every four weeka ara in danger of be ing swept aside. Sections of tha Oregon dry law reg ulating the Importation of liquor and alcohol Into tha state are nullified, lo the opinion of District Attorney Evans, If the decision of circuit JiMge Morrow Twsdsv in overruling the de murrer to tha complaint of Wadhame 4k Co.. against tha Ban Francisco Portland Steamship company remains In fores or Is upheld by higher eourts on an appeal. ' "Two thirds of lite iTooiDition taw la wiped out by thla decision." said Mr. Evans. "Tha sute Is not a party to the suit snd any appeal from the ruling must be made by tha steamship company." Judge Morrow's decision holds that the provision of the dry law limiting the rlcht of importing large quantities of iJcohol to wholesale druggists is in direct violation of the interstate corn mere clause of the United Slates con stitution. Any manufacturer, genu Inelv In need of alcohol In wholesale quantities may import aa much alco hol as be desire tor manuraciuring ouroosea. maintains tha Jurist Possession of alcohol by tha manu facturer not being unconstitutional, it la unconstitutional to prohibit ' him from imnortlni It ruled Judge Morrow, "That being tha ease, it follows tnat sa tha possession of intoxicants Is not unlawful for the individual, no matter what tha Quantity, tha restriction of tha amount received by him to two quarts of whisksy and Z quart of beer a month must o unconstttuttonai also," said the attorney. ea Cie Altes'isf ta fasces Trarpci ta ia Gev&sd to f!lavliulFadaral officials Investi gating tha arntarworks disaster which cost 22 lives lata Tuesday ordered all nnnli tit reach the bodice or Is men Imnriaoned In tha tunnel abandoned until Wednesday. Thla aptlnn waa taken becauea tests of the gas through which tha rescuers bad to pass showed tnat it was nigniy explosive and tha omctais reared a sec ond explosion. - An attempt will be made to pump out tha gas so that the, work of recovering tha bodies may pro gress. r " : ,-.. ' " All hnna that an of the 12 men trapped In tha tunnel are alive has been abandoned. Ten Doaies, inoso oi, members of the two rescue parties aihtih .vImI tA Maih tha doomed men but themselves succumbed to the dead- gas, ara In tha morgue. Streets fl Be Rc!c2sd Washington. D. C All National Guard organisations composed of col lege students will be mustered out of the Federal service in time for them to proceed with their school work at the rail term. : It was announced at the War depart ment Wednesday that the policy of tha government would be to disband organ isations completely aa units of tha Na tional Guard and to seek the reorgani sation of the college men into branches of tha officers" reserve corps. ' Swedes Chase Russians. BerlinAn attack on German mer chant vessels by Russian destroyers. alleged to have taken place within Swedish territorial waters, ia reported Ina ststement which says: "Two Russian destroyers attacked four Ger man merchant steamers at the entrance to the Port of Lullea, within Swedish waters. The Swedish torpedoboat Vir go steamed toward them and the Rus sian craft fled, pursued by the Virgo, which had made ready for action, ihe Swedish government haa protested gainst this breach of neutrality." Polea Thank Americans. Tha Raima, via London The Polish bureau Wednesday informed the Asso clsted Press that the Polish delegates to the Congress of Nationalities at Lsusanne. Switzerland, have sent a cablegram to President Wilson, thank ing the American Nation, for the ac tion begun to succor the economic mis ery in Poland. Hope la expressed mat the "ssered watchword of liberty and independence for Poland will find a ready echo in America." HMBONUS 6 VTOIG PARADE TL?.c4 EList Cds tta'JI a Crowdci Sas frindsca) Um LtTTLR Of WARDING HMD Innocent Bystanders Slain by Work of "Exiles From Militaristic Government." Reward. San Francisco At least six person were killed and 42 or more Injured by the explosion here Saturday of a timed bomb la the midst of a throng viewing a preparsdnees parade. The police ar rested Frank Joseph, a' lodger In ullora' hnardlnr.hiiuaa. but Bald hail arf - eharovd with the erlma. Chalraa M. Fickart. district attor ney, Issued a statement attributing the deed to a mind unbalanced by argu ment for and against preparaoenss, hlh hava oMunled attention here. Tha narada wa not IntarrUDtad. Usu or dad compiled oy we ponce are: Mrs. Howard EL Knapp, Alameda, Cel. Dr. George PalnUr, Berkeley, CaL O. H. Lam born, printer, Alameda. Rmtm Lawlar. Mill Vallev. CaL Tha acnloaloii took otao at Stauart and Markat atreet. two blocks from the Ferry building, on San Franeteeo's main thoroughfare. The bomb, con cealed In a suitcase packed witn caiv rlda-es, bullets, marble, pits ox giaaa, Imn nlna and una Iron, btaw 0 "S0 through the crowd, burling men, wom an and children to Ut ground. Tb holiday throng, cheering a con tingent of veteran of tha First Cali fornia Infantry of tha Spanish-American war, and members of the Grand Arm at tha Reoubtie who were form ing in Stauart atreet stood In a path Bhlxk hacama a ahamblea. ID Diar nt itruma drowned tha cries of th in- limit ' Tha aldawalk war strewn with torn bodies, spatiera wiu diooo. All tha newspaper omcea in tan Francisco received a communication arrittan in Roman script with an in- delible nanciL manv of tha word bo ne- haavilv nrjderseored. The com munication waa signed "Tha DeUr xinad F.xilna from Militaristic Gov ernment Italy, Germany, U. S., Italy, Russia." , la several instanosa ute writer repeated himself. . The com- miinlatlAn vaafl; , "Kilitnr; Our nroteata have beed in vain in regard to uia inpareunnaa propaganda, sow ara going to use a llttla Ainu, action on the Z2d. which will echo aronud th earth and a how that Frisco really knows how and that militarism cannot be forced on us and i-MMran without a violent protest "Things are going to , happen toj show that W will go to any extreme, tha aama aa the controlling da, to preserv what little democracy we etill have. Don't take una aa a joxa, or you will be rudely awakened. . Awak- an lme. We hV SWOTB to do OUT duty to the masses and only send warn ings to those who sre wise, but wno are forced to march to bold their Jobs, a want to a-iva onlv the hypo critical (sic) patriot who about for war. but never to, a real tast 01 kIndl ak tha Chamber of Com merce to march In a solid body, IF THET WANT :to fKUVB ?u.b.x, ARE NO COWARDS. A copy haa been sent to all the papers. Our duty has been dona so far. ' : 5000 Reward OfTared. San Franciaeo Mayor Rolph offered vaward of IB000 Sundav for the ar- reat of tha person who placed a bomb Saturday among u crowaa watenwg the preparedness parade, the explosion nt aihlnh killed alx and wounded 40. and tha police .department established a separate bureau jor .ue single pur- pos of running down to cuiprtu A a tha raimlt of notice investigation. several possible clows to tb perpetrator of the outrage were outatnea. w miam Tavlm. an a rod crlnnle. who freauentS tha waterfront told the Police that he saw a man leave a suitcase on the spot where the explosion occurred a few minutes, later.' : Shakespeare Wins' Soit. Chicago Tha closing chapter of the Bacon-Shakespeare controversy in the mnrtji hara waa antared Saturdav when Judge Smith dismissed the soit of Col onel George Fabyan and dissolved toe Injunction granted him by judge xu hilL who decided that the ; works cred ited to Shakespeare, were in reality written by Bacon.- To prevent Fabyan from publishing a code which he qon tanHad would ahow Bacon was' the au thor of the Shakespearean plays, Selig brought injunction proceedings ana Colonel Fabyan filed a cross-bill, ; Millions to Be Burned. Mexico City Fifty million dollars In Maviran nanar moneT will be burned within tha unit faw dava in tha court yard of the National Palace, according to an announcement oy tne government Saturday. Thla money ia of the old Vera Crux Issue and has been supplant ed by. a new issue made in the United States. It la aald that t225.000.G00 in PSPer money will be disposed of In this way during the next few weeka. iwo ds mm eud h mmu mm im Uylases Aubry, driver of a Tacom entry In th autoiHoblle speed meet held In Portland Sunday afternoon at tb Rose Cltv' Spaedwsy, and Frnk Lake, his mechanician, ara dead from Injuria received . when their high power racing caromed over a curve shortly after 4 o'clock. Aubry was 27 and Laks $4 years old. Mora than 6000 spectators witnessed th acci dent, which was one of three. The others were Inconsequential. Tb cause of th fatal accident is not definitely known; but It ia believed to have been due to the steering gear falterinc while th machine was trav eling at a furious speed around tha first turn to the right of th grand stand. v Tb two men were lifted from th wrecks of the racing ear and borne to an automobile, which took them to s hospital. Both men were oneoh sciou. and Aubry'a death occurred on the way to th hospital while the suto wsa crossing Ue Burnsiae street bride. Aobrv's bom is st S3Z1 raeioe sve- nue, Taeoma, while Lake waa also a roe dent of that citr. Mrs. Aubry ac companied ber husband to Portland to see his daring snd skill on the track In tha first meet held. In this etty for some time, and witnessed tb accident kzs Wltzzb Key, IndlanaooHe. Ind. Jamas Wbltcomb Riley, noted poet died Saturday night at 10:60 o'clock while only Mr. Riley's nurse. Mis dementia Prough. waa awake at tha poet's home. Ha had asksd for a drink of water and re clined on bis bed Sfc-ajn. Miss Prough resumed ber vigil and, noticing that tha poet seamed not to be resting ssy, approached his . bi. Mr. Riley died before she reached hi side. Mr. Rilev's death wa doe to paraly sis. II suffered a violent stroke about 7:80 o'clock Saturday morning and th member of his household were greatly alarmed, but under Dr. Carlton B. Me Culloch'a ministration th poet seemed to improve, and early In tb evening was regarded a much better. Information was given to tha puoue that Mr. Riley wa ia no danger, but within a few hours he wa dead. Mr. Riley suffered his first violent attack of paralysis July X0, 1910. Be A 111 I 1 'for bsfcfs tacsSa Waahinvtiav D. C Indication that officials are considering th advisabil ity of taking economic retaliatory maannwa aminat Great Britain for blacklisting nearly 100 American firms snd Individuals under me trading witn th enemy act war apparent her rVnlnalnna and nlana war aald not a hava riavelnnad. tait It was lntimat- ed that action of .that kind might be ililwmliiMl nn aftar tha Stata daDart- ment learned more of the plana of the Brtush government In tha avant aMuuwnle ranriaats are decided on, .the department of Justice and th department of Commerce, it wsa said, probably . wouia uevetop means of executing them, SauUn Mtaliatad whan Great Brit ain blacklisted Swedish business house and individuals by refusing to permit shipment for Russia to paas through k.. n-itnr aomniins- to information received by tb Stat department. The action is sand to nave resulted in a modification by the British govern ment of th blacklisting measure. tared fcrrd sf Ehfng Ce.id.es SH ftut CpcraJor Vancouver. Wash. The tremendous advance in the pries of chemicals and dyea is shown by the experience or r. E. Smith, who operates a small boat on the Columbia river and streams tributary. Some, time before tha war, nr. Smith lost overboard a barrel of blu ing of tha sort used in laundries. He was compelled to pay tha consignee dsmaees of about $60 for the loss. Recently, on learning of the advance in th price of buing, Mr. smith went to the place ha had lost tha barrel, and with grappling hooks recovered It He netted 1 1600 on this one barrel and was sorry he had not lost a ship load under aimilar circumstances. Pontiff" Body 4s Moved. Rome A rumor was current In Roma Sunday that th body of Pope Leo XIII aa to be transported at sun set from its present resting place In St Poters to a tomb erected in tha church of St John Lateran. A large number of persons gathered along tha route which the procession would have to take, and the riota which occurred in July, 1881. when the body of Pope Pius IX was similarly transported, -were re called. Tha body of Pope Leo, how ever, waa merely removea irom one piece to another inside of St Peter's. ' Nsv York's Trsde Hugs. -New York Combined ex porta and imports of the port of New York for the year ended June 80 amounted to $2,169,000,000, according t th an nual report of the Chamber of Com merce Monday. During th last 50 years, the report shows, more than 60 per cent of tbe country 's imports nave com to New York. Exports for the first time reached the 500,000,000 mark in 1900. Last year they were 81,193,881,000. NEWS ITEMS Of Oncral Interest About Oregon Sixteen Cities of Stats Have Over $1,000,000 Deposits Each Salem Bank In 18 cities have 73.8 per cent of th banking capital and 79 per eent of tha bank deposit of the stat, according to figure compiled Wednesday by. 8. G. Sargent state superintendent of banks. Portland alone has 48 per cent of th capital and 55 per cent of the deposits of Ore gon- Records of Superintendent Sargent also show 18 towns with total bank deposits of 11,000,000 or mora. These towns, in which are located 41 stata and 88 national banks, with deposit totaling 8102,418.026.64. are: Port land, Salem, Pendleton, Astoria, Baker, Eugene, Albany, Medford, Th Dalles, Oregon City, Roeeburg. La Grand, Marshfisld, MeMinnville, Corvallia and Klamath Falls. . All other town la Oregon, in which ara located 136 state and 81 national banka, hava deposit totaling but 826, 946,493.75. Deposit in Portland aggregate 872. 160.549.67. Tbeee are distributed among 18 stats and eight national banks. Salem ia next to Portland, It two state and twa national institutions having total deposits of 84,539,846.82. Bank deposits in other Oregon cities where the total ia above 81.000,000 are a follows: Pendleton, 83,546, 339.02; Astoria. 83,418,433.93; Bak er. 82.835.045.07: Eugene, JIIIW, 036.75: Albany. 8L 799. 199.82: Mod- ford. 81.626.802.83: The Dalle. $1, 826,708.07; Oregon City, 31.284,716. 74; Roeeburg, 81.259,920.16; La Grande, 8L190.298.16; Marahfleid. 8U80.757.80: MeMinnville. 31.174. 767.64; Corvallis, 8L150.401.35; Klamath Falls, 8 L 125. 204. 77. St Paul Firm Gets W. L Puliiam. Marshfield W. L. Puliiam, a log ging contractor who has been operat ing on tha Columbia river for several seasons, soon will open a camp on South Coos river on the Merchant tract of 800 scree, and the operation will be under th supervision of th Tbos. Irvine company, of St Paul, which cently bought timber In this county for a sura estimated to be near half a million dollars. Th camp will be lo cated 20 mile from Marshfield and two miles from South Coos river. where logs will be dumped in tide water. Tbe operation are intended solely for delivery Of logs to mills on Coos Bay and the company has no in tention of operating any nau at pres ent ' Indian Lands to Be Sold. Klamath Falls Sixty allotments, on tha Klamath Indian reservation, north of here, belonging to estates of de ceased Indiana, ara aoon to be adver tised and sold to the highest bidders, according to Engineer H. W. Hincks, of the Indian reclamation service. Much of tbe land ia tillable and parte of It can be Irrigated, Engineer Hincks said. Superintendent William B. Freer, of the Klamath reservation, has ordered surveys to be made of ail the 60 allotments. . Mr. Hincks said that already this season 665 acres of Indian lands on the Fort Creek project on the reservation, have, been reclaimed to water by tha Indiana. . . ...si I III - ' . Gun to Warn Fishermen. Astoria Beginning with last Sun day, Colonel Ludlow, commending ofB- at the fortification about the mouth of the river, will have a gun fired at Fort Steven and one at Fort Columbia at 6 o'clock Saturday and Sunday nights, as a notice to the fish- airman - v . This will be done in accordance with request from the State Fisheries de partment and is intended to prevent an von inadvertently . violating . the Sunday closing law. As another pre caution. Deputy Fish Warden Larson has made arrangements to ha,ve a flag raised at those hour on uesaemona nk.m IViin ! Raniuui. The Dalles Lfbby, McNeill & Lib- by'a cannery has put up 30,000 cases of cherries, finishing this. week. The concern will commence canning apri cots next week, and with this fruit and Bartlett pears expects to be in opera tion until October.- The fruit ia com ing from North Yakima, Lewiaton, Idaho, White .Salmon, Underwood, Hood River.- M osier, and many other outside points, aa well as large quan tities in the section immediately sur rounding The Dalles. Shipment is msde entirely by rail. Big Tlmbor Body Offered. Hood River T. H. Sherrard, state forest supervisor,, haa advertised for bids on 7020 acres containing 830,000,- 000 feet of Douglas fir, W us tern hem lock, Amsbilie fir. Noble fir, Western red cedar and white pine timber in the Cascade National forest Under tbe terms of the sale a mill on the Weat Fork of Hood River with sufficient cutting capacity to band'.e the timber in the next 10 or 12 years, will be re quired, j Why Some Girls Receive More Attention Than Others: By LAURA JEAN UBBEY Tha area! and the Mttar word That wanadad aa U Ml. Tha chlllln want W srmpelhr We feat but aavar U. The hard twaalas that chills he hwt Whoa hot" ware Invadlne- hlh. An aa anfatlln raeor kpt These thine eaa never J1. Many an attractive girl ha secret ly wondered bow It was that ahe, who waa coosianea f""' ' ' j good ' company, tyiisa an pleas ing, did aot re ceive as much at tention from the young men as did plainer girts who could aot have carried on an ln teresllDg conver sation for a a y length of time to save their Uvea. According to the masculine view, beauty In woman doe not always count If a b fa Imripld, vein or Inclined to be satirical, her good looks go for naught ! Few men appreciate the girl who knows too much, or think she does, or the girl decked oat fa too much finery, like the wax dummy fixed up for ahow In the dry goods store window. The poor young man know that he could not finance extravagance In a wife, and be gives th over-dreseed girl a letting alone. The young man of means who can have everything he winhea appreciate, above an else, sim ple attire oa a girt, absence of gew gaw and cheap Jewelry- Tbe girl who can talk brilliantly and well upon any subject be might Introduce, Is so well Informed generally that he lia- sglnes she could teach him lessons In heart woolngs Instead of learning tha JrjnjXTU'XrsJ'rJ"S'V POULTRY POINTERS Feeding pen for the little chicks will be necessary In order to prevent Injury to them by the older fowls. You can tell a laying hen as far as you can aee ber. Her comb Is always bright and healthy looking. If you do not Intend to use hen for hatching, break them up at once and get them to laying again. When the hens are laying regularly more food should be supplied and with more food comes the necessity of more exercise.",'. . When chicks or hens are confined In small yards. It la best to feed little and often in order to keep the birds busy and contented. Never grease the ben that la setting, ss grease getting on the sheila of the eggs will close the pores and smother Ue chickens. Poultry yards should have shade for chickens during the summer. If your hen do not have shade, plant trees ror this purpose. Make It s point to keep the chicks busy scratching.' Scatter flue grains (u the litter, and by scratching It out they will get the exercise necessary ito good health. - Don't relax feeding the young chicks during the hot summer months, be cause you think there la plenty of grass and bugs for them. They; need more man tnat. Guard against the formation of egg- eating habits by giving the fowls plen ty of lime, oyster shells, bone or sim ilar substances to Insure a firm shell upon 'the' eggs. Soak state bread Id sweet skim milk, press out the milk, as completely as possible, and feed the chicks. Also keep coarse sand before them; with out it the chick cannot grind their food. - ;. ' ' -'.' Do not forget that in the composi tion of an egg there Is a great propor tion of water, and the laying hen. can not produce eggs, unless she has all the water she wants, and at the time she wants Iti -; -? Wise and Otherwise.' However, it Is far better to gria than to groan. ' If you would please a woman, don t talk listen, v ' The bass drum make a lot of noise because It Is empty." - The sap has stopped ooxing from the crop, of spring poets. How we dislike people who are ai ways dramatising their trouble. ' The world lovea to remember the Just after they are dead and out of politics. ' The husband of a nagging woman may furnish most of her because. When a man gets th right brand of religion his horse soon discovers it. Widows are successful lu handling men because they know exactly what not to do. But a man never has the same In terest In life after he loses the prin cipal he has In th bank. It Is easier to elect a good man to office than it Is to get him to stay good after be Is elected. i What has become of the old fash ioned woman who ased to opei a can of peaches when she had company at teal . . wonderful story from his lips. Bom other girl might aot be nearly so pretty, but ber Innocence snd modesty make up for the absence of dimples snd curia A man Ilk. to feel In his heart that his wisdom In sll things worldly la far superior to that of the woman he would lead to the altar. Th girl who I plain and poor usually makes up for It In being exceedingly clever. A young man never discover bow much she really know. Bhe holds back ber best card by keeping thst entire ly to herself. A man desires to be looked up to by hi awcetheart instead of being looked down upon. It is more thin apt to he a bright glrrs own fault If ber less-sttractlve sisters secure more attention from de al rabl young men than she doe. She would do well to study the situation from every viewpoint, noting the true reason a to why some other girls sre more popular than she and pattern after their methods. Holding out stub bornly sgutnat such a method only hurts herself. If a very quiet retiring girl seeois to be roost sdmlred. she should not be so "voluble Of tongue, but allow the young man In whose company she is to exert himself to do the talking and entertaining. If he has done all the talking, he has dragged In by the ears, so to speak, subjects nearest his heart and Inter est He leaves her under the impres sion thst be has been extremely well entertained. She has simply puld keen attention and .looked wise and Interested. ' That's the kind of girl nine out 'of dozen will choose for a wife. Girls should use diplomacy and learn to curb their, faults when they observe less attractive girls pas-flog them by on tbe road to popularity or mstrf mony. There is always a string loose In the hsrp when there la a discord In the music. ' v.- .: " T a.jaaa a a astaSaaOi. He Didn't Land tha Job. Having advertised for a chauffeur, the multimillionaire sought to test the honesty of an applicant "Suppose," said the. man of millions, "you were to find a poeketnook In the machine containing $100,000 what would you do about UT J " "1 wouldn't do a blamed thing,1 re plied the applicant "but live on my income for -the rest of my natural life," ,:.. . Out of Sight First . Coed AI- wee is a freak. Second Coed What's the an swer First Coed In stead, of a pupil, she has a college iVi, professor in her eye. Just. a. Wslflft He Had. "fes," said 'Mr. '. Newcplnv "when my husband returned from Europe he weighed fifty pounds more than when he started." ' . ' ""' "Indeed t" exclaimed Mrs. DeStyle, with sn open-faced yawn. "Did the custom officers . forget .to search himT" , , - . . . : rrr-,, And the Winds Blew. " Tea" said the man from Texas, "onrs Is a wonder f ul country. Where t live you -have only to . drop a ; toothpick in a field , and a . year , later, you will have . a i forest- - T; "That's nothing,.-, rejoined the" OWIii'1. horna mao -"Vvri' where I hang out all you have to do , ia to drop a' st bonder button .... ia the garden and 'the hext morning you will have a pair, of .ready-made trou- sera." f ' No Longer Convincing. ' "Of course,, yott believe, that great oaks from little acorna grow?" fGh, yes,", replied .the''cautlous In vestor, "but only In,., literal sense. , I've seen that statement usl so often in literature ' sent out . byVwlIy pro moters that sus a, metaphor, It, has en tirely lost its puncn witn me." Of Course,. Paw Knew, Little. Lemuel Sir,' paw, what 1 a bachelor maid? '", f - Paw It'a a term a girl applies to herself after she has give!) up all hope of becoming a wife,,. my, pyn. .f Its Location. '-' "My husband's por trU tJ. od!d have you know,, is now a-iMsUwiiie possession." i , ' "Why, is it in the. . s i.rer) r . Th PtWn "Say. Jim. wbsiU il$ .'.;,s ft-i-"jjfiTsr lers that drives SlHWiW' 'I guess it's beray,.? 1" has 'em wants 'take-iit-T: ,. A Few Smiles. SV t -A - I., m l ' t . t. I toes--, r r it tJL i IK
