The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, May 26, 1916, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Textjmmemtmmmmmmmm. , "w Rose Festival Visitors are cordially Invited to visit LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE Entire Fifth Floor, TUford Bldg., cor. Tenth and Morrison Sta.. during Festival. June 7. 8, , AU wUl be welcome. School in eeasioe all jw. "A Better Barrel of Flour Cheaper" Coaty-Silii -KIDCET KAKYEL" A flak Tkmwg K3 far J2C00. Omui oa raa It. Rrarr Warn aWae! have en. Write. . KARVEL BULL CONSTRUCTION CO. 5X LamW Exchange, PortUmd, Or. 'UflKT All Yonr Yeal Pork, Ponhj. Butter, Eggs, and Provisions. Hnn Bverdln started this bulnM la Uit and conducted It up to two yeare arc, at the time of his death, when the bualneas passed Into the hands of the F. C. Barnes Company, who recently eold It to the present owner. K. it. Cronkhlte. The aunt reputation for giving- farm a re a equare deal In every Instance and paying- the hlgheet market prtcea at all time will be maintained. One trial shipment will make jmu steady and satisfied shipper to the old Kverding House, which has been In existence 44 yrars. Write for snlpptng Xaga. Chock by return mail. F. M. CRONKHITE, 48 Front Street, Portland. Oregan. Farmers, Ship Ymr twin lot ef Vl. Han to far. MoheJr. WaoL Hasaa. Pa, Etc, to SCHatAlZ if roe want hattar aviaaa. Check ssaiied yeadarafur arrival Market information, taea. eU, tmjropttr supplied. rl.-flMciee.MWe la.; , emlf eWne. i&c lb. Aak youraeeiihor to try na. Waatad. aO Veal and Noam: 1 Braihn aad Baas. Writa today fir taaa. nwnuonina- wa papwr. r. - aV Ce. Paid-ep capital UU.OOO. ParU.aa.Ora. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK Wewant aO yoo have. Write for ericas and anippua- - rraaa SU Pertleaw. Ore. ELECTRIC MOTORS Bo-.kt. Sold. Raatad aad RapeM WALKUt ELECTRIC WORKS Buisaida, cor. UM. Portland. Ore- E0 He Wg Wig. ;5-; He had been calling on her twice a week for alx montha, but had not fro posed. He waa a wise young man, and didn't think It necessary. "Ethel." he said, as they were tak " tag a stroll one evening, "I er am ' going to ask yon an important ques- tion." "Oh, George,", she exclaimed, "this is so sudden. Why. I " "What I want to ask is this," he in terrupted. "What date nave you ana your mother decided upon for our wed ding?" Detroit Saturday Night For obstinate sores use Hanford's Balsam. Air." Fooled Her. ' Hub (feigning complaint) It isn't like what mother Wife (Interrupting sharply) Tom. you know how that remark annoys me! What isn't? Hub Why, in your housecleaning, vnn don't make half the muss and discomfort mother used to make. Boston Transcript When the Shock Cornea. "Yes," said the old grad. "1 guess that the thing that surprises the col lege man most when he gets out in the world Is to find out how much uneducated people know." The Wid- . 0W. ' " Its Use. -' "I wonder why so many girls are marrying the family chauffeurs?" "It must be the influence of the sparking plug." Baltimore American. Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires If ade from your old on, Last kmr kas Bran Nw Tiros. W ALSO BUT lOLD TIRES. We pay as hiss, as 10c per lb. for soeh as we eaa nee la Doable Tread work, and the highest aaBrkat for junk. Ship yoer Tires at once or write as. Portland Y.UX A. Auto School Day and eight classes. Expert training h repairing, driving and machine work, including forge, lathe, aheper, drill PreNt, tractors, ate. Time snlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WRITE US. Fords Fords Fords 1915 L-tL, $395 1915 JZ. $335 1914 $295 1914 'Tirr $275 1913 ZZL $245 1914 MJgZitS? $295 FRANCIS MOTOR CAR EL, East 13tb aV Hawthorne Ave E1IM. PORTLAND. ORE. P. N. U. No. 22. 1918 i"'V wrlnag te aalvartisara, tkia aaper. Q OUSTON Sixth ead Kvwrett StieeU PORTLAND. ORKGON (4kMntisaUaio8tataaa) UaaerawWBiiiiiiiaiwt ALL NEWLY DECOMnB - Erases voatenaa rrtvate paeaee la every resss Ceavesisst te kealaeae aad akaw aiagdiatmie SPtClAl RATES NEW PERKINS HOTEL Ftna aad WasMagtea Ms, PertWad. Oa. The homelika stopples? plac for those who appreciate, the dollar's full worth. Bnakfaat tad Laaiaaia OP VITAL IMPORTANCB TO DAIRYMEN Hazelwood. Portland The Wttar the CREAM. Ha setter Ike Price . Dlgnltiea of Office. This story which is perhaps true and perhaps not la being told in many Italian mesa rooms. On on of his royal tours King victor Kmmanuet spent the night in a small country town, where the people showed them selves unusually eager in caring for his comfort So when be naa gone to bed he was surprised, to be wakened by a servant who wanted to put clean sheets on his bed. However, he wait ed good-natured it while it waa done, and wished the servant good night He had dosed off to sleep when he was roused for the second time by a rsp on the door and the servant re appeared, asking to cnange me sneeta again. Naturally the King asked why the change was made so often. The ser vant answered reverently: "TO one s self one changes the sheets every week, for an honored friend every day, but for a king very hour." Made since 1846 Hanford's Balsam. Adv. ' . Cruel. A young man who has theatrical as pirations loves to boast of his connec tions with the stage business. - In company with some traveling per formers in the lounge of a hotel, not long since, the young man carelessly observed: "Oh, yea, I took a show out once." But the wind was knocked out of his sails when one of the actors asked him: "Who brought it back?" Philadel phia Public Ledger. If yon cant get Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh write: O. C. Hanford Mfg. Co, Syracuse, N. T. Two sixes: COe and $1.00. Adv. ; . Infectious. Journeyman John Plane waa having a quiet amoke when the foreman hap pened to pass. Foreman I say. Plane, why ain't yoo getting on with your Job? J. P. I don't like this Job, gaffer. I'm a conscientious objector. Foreman What the deuce do yon mean by a conscientious objector? J. P. I have a conscientious objec tion to hanging doors. London Ideas. Chance For a Hug. "Men have such queer slang. Now this article speaks continually of the main squeeze. Doesn't that sound nonsensical?" "Ob, I don't know," said the other glrL "Main squeeze sounds rather nice to me. I think I'd like to meet one of them." Or Criticise. "Baseball is a remarkable game." "How now?" "A man who has spent his last EO cents for a seat on the bleachers feels perfectly at liberty to advise a player who is getting (10,000 a year. Kan sas City Journal. ; ' : Dr. Pierce's Favorite ' Prescription makes weak women strong", sick women well, no alcohoL Sold in tablets or liquid. '. Tired.''". "I'd like to see that office hoy of mine 30 years from now." "Why so?" , . "He ought to make a wonder as a tired business man." Louisville Courier-Journal. - - Lesson In Floriculture, "Dad, what do they mean by peren nial?" "Continuing from year to year," an swered pop. "Like my hat" interposed ma. And then there was a deep, porten tous silence. Louisville Courier-Journal. . - " For sprained wrist rub on and rub la Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv. Long and Narrow. "Our friend with an eye to the main chance has a long head.". "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne; "but isn't having too long a head likely to make a man narrow-minded V Wash ington Star. " The Only Kind. I've come across a man who known how to manage his wife." - "Lead me to him at once!" "Can't; this isn't visiting day at his asylum." Baltimore American. More Businesslike. Tou never encourage mud-sllngiss in a campaign." "No," replied Senator Sorgham; "if you're going to throw something, throw a rock." Washington Btu. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; CEKERAL CROP CONDITION'S Wnaat Rlueatem. 11.04 Dar bushel: fortyfold, 4c; ctuh, Mc$ red Fife, Sc; red Russian, 93a. Oats No, 1 white feed, $2,50 ton. BarleyNo. 1 feed, $27.60 per ton. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy. $24 tt24.0 per ton; valley timothy, $21 U; alfalfa, old crop, 18C19. Milfleed Spot prices: Bran, $25.60 2 per ton; aborts, $28.60fc29; roll ed barley, ttl.60etSt.60. Corn Whole, $36 pet ton; cracked, $37. Vegetable Artichoke; $1 per dot en; tomatoes, $4.25 per crate; cab bage, $160iS per hundred; garlic, 10e per pound; pepper, 174f20; egsplant, $Ofil25; horseradish, 8e; ...iiiffeaM. ?Swsftl.lO: lettuce. $1.85 S.2S crate; cucumber. $ljl.tSpr box; spinach, 4 6c per pound; aspar agus, $1(0:1.26 dosen; rhubarb, le nar rjound: Deas. 7ic: bean. 8121c; celery, $3.60 per crate. Potatoes JoDOing pnees: vregon, $1.60 par tack; California, SiQ$4c per MUltwl. Onions Oregon, $1.86 1.60 per tack; Texas Bermuda, si.aWstii.io. Green FruitStrawberriea, Oregon, eo RAfiT.e no orate? California. $1.60 L10; apples. $1 IJ i.75 per box; gooseberries, i(oe per pouna; cner riee, $1.26il.60 per box. Egg Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch eandled. lS?24c Dor dosen; ttncandled, 21(22c par doaen. Poultry liens, I7e; tiaga, ioc, Wiloro 8S,7S(W; turkev. live. 1862 tOc; dressed, choice, 23(2 5c; ducks, 16dil8c; geeee. 10c Butter Extras, prima, a Kac , first, 26c; cube, 24(5 1 25c; butterfet. Mo. 1. 27c delivered Portland; No. t. 25c; store butter, 187320c Veal Fancy, 10c per pouna. Pork Fancy. llJllie per pound. Hope 1915 crop, lOfjille; coo tracts, U?il2c Wool Eastern Oregon, 20 ? 80c; alley. S336c; mohair, new clip, 40 50c - Caseara bark Old and new, 4c per pound. Cattle Steers, choice grain and pulp, $8.909.16; choice hay. $S.60a 8.85 choice grass, $88.60; good. $3.16j8.50; medium, $7.608; cow, choice. $7.60 7.80; good, $8.76 7.25; medium, $6.25 7.25; heifers, $5.60(18; bulla, $36; ataga, $4.607. Hog Prime light $99.15; good to prime, $8.60(88.85; Kh beavy, tt 8.60; pigs and skips, $7.608. . Sheep Yearlings, $8.259; weth ers, $89.05; ewes, $78.25; lamb. $9(310. More Apples Are in Storage. The United State department of Agriculture, through its Office of Mar kets and Rural Organisation, hat is sued a detailed report of eold storage apple holdings on .May 1, 1916, a fol low: The information received Indi cate that there were 92 per cent more apples in eold storage on Hay 1 this year than were held on Hay L 1916. The barreled apple holdings show an mu nf 127.7 ner cent and the boxed holding an excess of 31.1 per cent over those of a year ago. uunng April 16.7 per cent of the December 1 holding moved from storage, as com pared with 20 percent during March. Strawberry Prices Jump. Tacoma Strawberry price jumped to high points this week on account of the scarcity of the fruit and the high priced Kennewick berries were nap oed no by dealers who had placed only light order, California berries jumped from $1.75 a crate to $2.16 and $2,25. This is due to the fact that the California berries are nearly all gone, say dealer. The Ualiornia snip- .wm oo rnmlnc dnern order because the demand is greater than the supply. Clark seedling etrawDernes irom ITannaaripIr were ananned 03 at $3.75 crate, and the jobber and their buyers are asking lor more. Cherry Men Defer Action. ' Wenatchee, Wash. Cherry growers who met at the Commercial club to nnifjt in a cash Belling Dlan will hold their plana in abeyance until the season develops and a more definite estimate can be obtained on the local and for eign crop and on the possible market value. At present there it a decidedly bullish feeling, not only on the part of growers, but also or shippers ana sel lers, who believe that the entire crop can be disposed of at good essh prices. iTivlflr these circumstances it appeared that it would be advisable to wait Four Hundred Tone Oatt Sold. Portland Four hundred tone of inn. oata woM anU at the Merchants Exchange Thursday at $26.75, a quar- . .. . . . 1 A. 1 J ter under tne price oi we last ooaru sola It. ia rnmrted from Washinffton. D. C, that the government will soon be in the market lor io.uuu tens oi oau. Tho Lwal wrheat market Wat dull and bid prices were unchanged. The coun try wheat market were also quiet Tha viaihU annnlv of wheat in the United Kingdom is 92,952,000 bushels, an increase for the week of 2,040,000 bushel. - Gold Imports From Canada. . m York Additional imnortt of gold from Canada were received by J. P. Morgan A Co. Saturday, making a total that far this week of more, than $3,000,000. The gold, which it more or less equally divided into sovereigns and bars, csme irom iniawa in con nection, it it believed, with recent purchases of supplies cy tne uominion of Canada. Clarke County Prune Buyer Out. v.nimTM Prnna imvers are active Im ttiia mnntv and it ia reDorted that as high as 6 cents a pound has been offered for prunes or tnis year a, come knin hnannr. It ia known, are at tempting to close contracts for 6 cents for prunes tnat run ou-ou a pound... Big Sugar Crop In Porto Blco. J e in.. Pnrfo Ricn The revised n tha ancar riroduetion of the Island for the season now ending thowt that tne production wiu iccw all previous estimate and it expected to be in excess of 463,000 tons, as compared with 845,000 tons last year. rtRNt ARK 0000 TO I AT, tAY UNIVKRSITY JAPANEII Considered Great Delicsey by Nip. ponete, Who Kst Puget Sound Plant Like Asparagus. irnlverslty of Washington. The common fern or brake that grows In the Puiit Bound country is good to eat. accurdiug to university o waan tngton Japanese students, Several Japanese families have been gather Ing the stems Of tne piaut on tne cain mi. Mumlv The are boiled and eaten like "fukL" the Nipponese rhu barb, or the American asuaragua. To take out the acid taste of the fern, tbe stoma are boiled in water, to which ashes are added. When near ly cooked tbe ator and ashes are poured off. Clean boiling water Is then poured on and the cooking la railed "warahl" and Is considered a great delicacy, waraot may i eaten at once or It may be dried and stored away for wluter use. When mixed nvaiora tt la called "aho-YU." which means oyster sauce. The food ran be mixed witn moai tueaia, sneu fish and vegetable. A Fatal Mistake. That parrot of theirs! Why, It rattles off all of the gossip of the BoinhDornooai -"Yes, When It waa learning to talk f.irmii take It nut of tha room the day the sewing society met." urowntngs aiagasiue. Tha Seat ef Disease. Paw, which aid ia the heart on?" "Every heart should oe on me rignt aide." "Then where'a the liver?" "On the doctor's tide." Richmond Time Dispatch. I r OVERALLS W . w wS.,wri, Keep Kids Kleen TW aaat anMWnUaM nkrtha, MSffw wweaa1 asvWwVawa vv? Csswlnew I w8 vmm i rVW i mm pmm wtk rO hmt. tAai tw$iiirt m faff tkW Esaely Wtaarwatj a ftwrst k t-Mta to mihm,m, him m htm wlwastaf. aaJ Ufss) Maal mm laka0 mmim JI 4t rm nmJL Aim AaUinito .ha. aw m date we Psf fle?A?aTjaaBf' wfesasta fa ftBVswwSVtsW mi waa tae-4r eakm. Klakai Dakk aac viiAn aWw end awk aac4 ea4 beg 75c the suit eaVaave MPVML W J wmd It, thmrtm $ m memtM $wr, e . .1 VeaVev aw IweHianasI Levi StratiM 4V Ce,Saa Franciaoe Sawen tniiDrfiMier.ru Work ef Supererogation. "What do you think of training girls in military camps?" "They don't need It. Why, they take to fighting as instinctively as a duck takes to water. I know plenty of women who have never bad a minute s military training In their live and yet look at them in the meetings of wo men's patriotic societies." Baltimore American. EFFICIENT Must be provided when the Appetite it Poor The Diestion Weak The Liver Lazy and The Bowels Constipated HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It is an excellent tonic, appe tizer and stomach medicine. V. Get Tlia Genuine - Leading Up. Maude What makes yoo think bit Intentions are serious? Mabel When he first begrn to call he used to talk about tha books I like to read. , Maude And now. Mabel Now be talks about the things he likes to eat Life. YOUNGWOMEH MAY AVOID PfllH Need Only Trust to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con pouncLsays Mrs.Kurtzweo;. Buffalo, N.Y. " My daughter, who picture is herewith, was much troubled iWlin pains in uw back and sides every month and they would sometimes be so bad that it would seem like acuta in flammation of tome organ. She road your advertisement in the newspapers and tried Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vetre- citable Compound. Rha nraleoa it hipfilv as she haa been relieved of all these pains by its use. All mothers should know of this remedy, and all young girls who suffer should try it. "-Mrs. MATILDA KCBTZWSO, 629 High St, Buffalo, N. Y. Young women who are troubled with painful or irregular periods, backache, headache, dragging-down sensations, fainting spells or indigestion, should take Lydia K. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. Thousands have been re stored to health by this root and herb remedy. If yon know of any yotintf wo man who it sick and need help ful ad vice, ask her to write to tbe Lydia K.Pinkliarn Medirlne Co, Lynn, Haa. Only women will receive her letter, and it will be &eid la trlctett confidence n ELP TIY ii. in ii ii i I k, - .J WORLD'S DOINGS OF CURRDIT m Orkf lssss cf tei Kcvs frcm Ul Lround the ferth. QIKSU RAPrDtlNGS IN A KUTSIHl Live News Items of All Nations and ' Pacific Northwest Condensed for Our Busy Readers. A Greek collier was tunk Thursday by an Austrian submarine. Twenty seven members of ths crew were picked up by a French torpedo boat The resignation of Charles Ware at general manager of th Union Paclfte waa announced TueadaV at th Coro na nv 'a haadauartert. No reason it r , . given. v The Swedish steamer Rosalinn. $77 tons, from Copenhagen for Stugsund, In ballast, haa been sunk by a mine off th Stockholm Skerries. Th crew waa saved. By a Tote of 80 to $7. the house In committee of th whole haa adopted an amendment to grant suffrage to th women of Porto Rico. It was proposed by Republican Leader Mann. Notices of contests from the Sixth, Seventh and Fourteenth districts of T.naa Invnlvinw four detente to th Repubican National convention are re ceived by Secretary Keynoiut. TK kattliahln Nehraaka left the navy yard at Boston Tuesday under order to proceed to Mexico. She will take on a complement of apprentice teamen at Newport, R. I., tn route. Victor Carlstrom, In 160-horsepower biplane, flew from Newport N.vo Va tn tha Sheenehead Bay speedway, In New York City, Tues day, a diftanc ox 10 miiea, in tour hours and on minute. Mora than 1300 French. Including $1 officers, 16 machine guns and ight cannon, were captured in a uermen aaaault on th Verdun front in the re gion of Dead man's hill, th German war office announced Tuesday. PraalrUnt PblneaM haa conferred th war croat on Queen EUxabeth of Bel gium at an expression of "th admira tion of the people for the magnificent .uuimim anil lint I ri no devotion tO th vvw.v - --- , wounded which the hat never ceased to show under the enemy fir. ' Inrwinn underwriter chare 60 per ni tit Insure affainst a declaration of peace between Great BriUln and Ger many before January 1. The rate in dicates that in th underwriters' opin ion th prospects I or an eariy peace are better than two months ago, when th rate for the tame risk was only 30 per cent. It la nfflolatlv annrntneed from Dub lin that In addition to th BenUnC of death imposed on Jeremiah C Lynch, American, a similar sentence was im posed upon Peter Gaiiighan, out tnat thla aontunea waa commuted tO flv years' penal servitude. A number of other persons also were sentenced u various terms of Imprisonment. Nine residents of Pacific COUnty. Wash., were arraigned Wednesday be fore Judtre Cushman in the United State District court at Tacoma, on In dictments returned by th federal grand jury last Saturday, cnarging conspiracy against Mrs. Margaret Rosa and anna The defendant are th al leged nightridert who are accused of having forcibly restrained Mrs. koss and her ton from exercising their righU at settlers on the public domain. The'administration'a five-year navy program was rejected by a house com mittee. Th. Nnrl hweatum railroad at Omaha haa annnnnrMi an increase of 6 Per cent in wages of some classes of em ploye. .':,;'.'"',"" k Ran Francisco ludff hat decided that it la as much a crime for a woman todeaert her dependent children at for man to deaert hit family. Four mice, whose ancestors had been inoculated with tumor germs for 16 years, took up their residence n the Crocker cancer research laboratory at Columbia University, New York, where they have been brought from London to be safe from war's ravage. Estimates of the government's re ceipt and expenditures for th re mainder of the current fiscal year and the fiscal year ending June 80, 1917, tend to show that much less new reve nue will have to be raised to meet the hill for nreDarednest and other large contemplated expenditures than had been supposed. An earthnuake of Darticular violence has occurred along the Adriatic coast of Italy. At Ozena a dozen persons were injured. Interior aistncu were also badly shaken. A handhae- enntainlnff six $10 bills was found in a bundle of clothing by Salvation Army worxere in roniarn. TTrvm return inff the money to its owner they received a $10 bill at reward. Sariraant Pnrman. a member of the machine gun company of the Twenty third infantrv. waa ahot and killed on Mexican soft a mil and a half esat of Juarex by Mexican customs guards. Gypsies up-to-date 14 motor cars full of them the band numbering 100 member, left Eugene, Or., en rout from San Diego to Minneapolis. It it generally believed that the vote of credit which Premier Asquith will ask from Parliament toon will be for 300,000,000. Thit will bring the total thus granted to 2,882,000,000. Tbe German ambassador to the United States hat issued orders to all German residents to cease violations of American laws in their efforts to hamper the tending of munitions tnd supplies to ths tllles. V V Get This Book It tells you how to save money on your stump blast inc. It shows in 40 illustrations the most effective ways . a a a t I . ...... ...! L. of preparing charges, loading ana uiasung stump wun Thit valuable book wt written specially to nut Jt'ttitr condition by men who have Ms. ted hundreds of scret of ttumpi likt yours. It contain! many lettrri from Pacific Coa farmers, telling why they prefer the Giant Farm Towdcfi. 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What to Do for Your Itching Skin Ectema. ringworm and similar itch ing, skin eruptions are eo easily made worse by improper treatment, that one haa to be very careful. There Is one method, however, that you need not hesitate to use. even on a baby's ten der skin that la, the rttslnol treat ment flaalnnl la I fin nrescrintlon Of a Baltimore doctor, put up In the form or restnoi ointment ana resmot euni. This proved so remarkably successful, ,v. ikML.tiii. nf nihav nhvalelane IU.I, - r . have prescribed It constantly for. over ZO years. Reslnol stops Itching Instantly, and Intnat llalVI tlpala ttlS CrUDtlOn quickly and at little cost llcslnol ointment ana resmoi soap can ue bought at any druggist's, and are not at all expensive. ' A Flying Squadron. '1 wonder why they ordered ua to Newport," aald th commodore. "What do you mean?" inquired tbe flag lieutenant "It's out of acanon and nobody Is giv ing a dance." Kansas City Journal. In Doubt . She talked and talked and talked. Till be said to himself with a groan: "Te gods! have I married a woman, Or is it a gramophone 7" a & d I f l Flll Jaistai I HOT WATER AND "ANURIC" BEFORE MEALS-AND HEALTH All people In America and especially those who are past middle age are prone to eat too much meat and In con sequence deposit lime salts In tbolr arteries, velna and joints. They often suffer from twinges of rheumatism or lumbago, tometlmet from gout, two! len hands or feet Such people are not always able to exercise sufficient ly in the outdoor air or drink enough pure water In order to sweat freely end excrete Impurities thru the skin. Dr. Pierce has conducted experiments and thoroughly tested a uric acid sol vent at bis Invalids' Hotel and Surgi cal Institute which he is convinced Is many times more potent than lltbla this be named "Anuric." It can be bad at almost all drug stores by simply asking for Dr. Pierce's Anurlo for kid neys or backache. It will overcome such conditions as rheumatism, drop sical swellings, cold extremities, scald ing and burning urine and sleepless ness due to constant need of getting out of bed at night Our grandmothers have told our mothers and our mothers bar In turn FARM POWDERS TVJMPeNO -e AOPICULTUHAl. "HEALTH" n. koaiNXXt bow KfwtmNm stinralata. tha amue enraw eJ "a a t- avfol br-lla kaakt. Mwa aa. aalvlne aw ri-aaine a4 ptmnu aulk.tavar, tnilo al has f l fart ear 4i- lhai mm alia. a M wkM la a aaa.a. awdllkat, w KwvlitkMaw wiU tnwaea tha Saw ml awik to U see eml wllhaatt aa Ineteaae la ft'. rw.ltatiaass Calf aVaer saw fawa be1 d, wtU bwira raxr ralvaa aealnrt "' eawnv hii. aaawre ea4 ealf atailara. a4 laeae Ihaas l.rttta. .annmi. , . . . - t kt.wta.lt U are searaeMO. er wrlM W tow m. Portlanj Oregon J 4C5 AHA Crtaoiaiel Cyelltfi, E qukklv rtUeeed by Herts yesfetot Druggists or Maila f) BatMdy Ca., CUuio And H Llvtt. " Thi tlory tellt how a printer got two aewt stories mixed in line, hav ing a wedding notice aud a public aal notice to handle at the same time: "William Builth, the only son of Mr. and Mr. Joseph Smith, and Miss Lucy Anderson were disposed of at puhllo auction at my farm one mile east la the presence of 70 guests, Including two mules and 11 head of cattle. - "Iter. Jackson tied the nuptial knot for the parties, average 1250 pounds on hoof. The beautiful bom of the bride waa decorated with one sulky rake, one feed grinder and two set of work harness, nearly new, and, Just before the ceremony was pronounced the Mantlet and Sunt wedding march waa rendered by one milch cow, S yeart old, on Jersey cow and one sheep, who, carrying a bunch of bride't reset in her hand, wat beauti ful. . . "She wore one light spring wagon, two cratea of apples, thrpe rarkt of hay, one grind stoue of fnoussclln d sole and trimmings, with about 100 bueheit of spuds. The bridal couple loft yesterday on an extended trip. Terms, spot cssh." , Rub It On and Rub It In. h For lame back and soreness, spralna and strains, sore throat and stiff peck, you must rub on and rub In thorough ly Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. : He member that one good application at first It better than several light ones. Adv. . Another Run, f Gives a fellow quite a Jar You can safely bet When his handsome motor car Kuns him into debt ' Loultvtlle Courier-Journal. The Wifely View. "My dear, what do you think I bought youT A nice cook book." "A man buying a cook book? My word, that canvasser must have been a peach." Kansas City Journal. Instructed ut that In case of sickness, resort to Dr. Plerce't dependable household prescriptions. These med icines as put up for sale by druggists have never been recommended at "cure alls," but only as superior rem edies for certain common and easily recognized diseases. Had these medi cines been adapted to all classes and forms of chronic dlsoases there would have been no necessity for organising a competent staff of expert physicians and surgeons, to act In th treatment of difftoult, obscure and complicated cases of chronic diseases, at Dr. Fierce maintains in his Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute. Of his home rem edies the most widely known art hit "Favorite Prescription" for womanly troubles and run-down conditions pe culiar to the womanly sex; his "Golden Medical Discovery." the greatest or all herbal system tonics and vltsliiers, for stomach, liver and blood disorders, aa well as his "Pleasant Pellets," the tiny, tonio laxatives, overcoming con stipation and cleansing tbe system of poisons and accumulaUont la tha bowels. i