i 'WAHTED. 1 Ku:rRAT.cniJi,tTO f Better Prices; l Quick Returns if. LEES & CO. alanafwturt rwriw. Kt 'iMTWt St, Rsruia. cstsi 1916 Cat ai: a Sccdw rUi Eitit, Car-, is, OriJurJ ini tnitrj Semm, FcrtSaa tic A raUaMa Wirt Calatae w KnMi Hvm Oar"Miafcaal ttubiv" hinrti miamrt mm but 1 an aalr. a aaaarta. Va M Not Otatef He. (4 rH ! RoriWrtSctii Floral C. U Wa-m aaaae 4 1. IStnaad. O UssasslUe Oils and Greases 5 FDHAL TliS AND TUEES m Tin Barytas r "77S HOVSS Or SSKMCK." MOTOR CAR SUPTLT CO- IDS. 13 Broadway No. Portland, On Eddie TrejJ IWtora 1W Ttn Mf from mt atd anaa. Lasts aa ltra4 .Soar liitM Writ a. CIKUGUN Vl lXAXUINO GO. HO Waahiactoa Bu Pint 11 Ova. WEHS BKEAI-t'P-Jl-CGLD TAHEIS A tuaranteed nnwdr for Colds and La Grume. Plica 2Se of your drureiat. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. Holland's Sound Policy. Holland bold Java and her other outlying possesions, and maintains aa Important overseas trade, with a nary of verr moderate dimension that ranks perhaps twelfth among the na tions. She fa as some submarines, ana will increase the number of her de stroyers and smaller protective craft. She has also an efficient army, oasea upon the principle of conscription or compulsory service. Toe ordinary field force of the Netherlands army mounts to about 150.000 men, while in the various reserves there are per haps 300,000 more. Holland has six million people, aa against our one hundred million, and is not a warlike or militarized nation; But ahe could put 400.000 men Into active service more readily than we could mobilise one-fourth as many, using our national guard and other possible sources of supply. If we were as well prepared relatively as Switzerland or Holland to defend our homes, while continu ing to stand with them, as we now do, for the principles of justice, honor and civilization in the world, we should have at least six million men trained and equipped for military duty.-From "The Progress of the World." In the American Review of Reviews for Feb ruary. . . .. t , ; In Far-off India. In some unknown manner a IMUe ample of Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh found its way into an interior village of India. It was Its own agent, and from that small beginning a steady trade has developed and each succeed ing shipment has been larger. Adv. In Keeping. Waiter (to westerner, who Is In restaurant with city niece) Shall I bring you a half portion, sir? Westerner A what? Niece (interposing) That is the way you order In these places, undo. Westerner Oh. It! All right, firing me a half portion And a quarter section of beef and a few acres of eel ery. Judge. . ;;. ar mm Cfeaaibt. I LMdvilla- Colorado. 8Mrila arweat Oold. BOvnr. Leut, U. Gold. BUtar. "too; u Got, fckr Xiaa A full arleaia at o niw-att. A-!rc.l and Cawlrw Mimas. 1. . Old-School Sensibilities. "Do you remember the ballet In The Black Crook," asked the Judge. "I should say I do," replied the ma jor. "I have heard they have even better stage dancing now than in .those days." "Perhaps. There's chance of our finding out A gentleman can't go to see a fine ballet now without being embarrassed by the presence of -a theatre full of ladles." Washington 'Star. ' . According To Ability. Country Judge How long nave you owned a car ,.-',;. - Motorist (charged with speeding) One week, your honor. Judce Urn then you can still af ford to pay fine. Twenty dollars! Puck, . mm For "Backward" Cows If rots save acl a cow. T S saefcaca rf fw ! from row k4 lo inttM mad aaa Wii to dirattioaa. Voq II aa aaxpriaai a thj tiaca k nakea ia k faecal health mni amis ywlii. . Kvw Kur ia opeci,Hf ncoaaawndaa aa a rea!wa aad cm far AboftWB. Barreaaiaaa. Mi Vvat. corie. Loal Appatka, Baacaaa aa4 eta Wrtta to - Traatlaa, "Taa Hasw Caw Part." NORTHWESTERN AGENTS . Fortland Seed Co., b ri bud, - "- -. Ortgm No. 8. 1810 anHtlae ta I an ja? ar 7w m ai k a . - MtIlESS3 AlUES TO PROTEST BQllLTS SEA RULE If Aancnc3 Accepts View. mm with mm mm Teutons to Treat Armed Merchant Ships as War Vessels tnd Sink Them Without Warning Washington, D. C. Diplomatic ne gotiations of various character soon will confront the United States as the result of the expected intention of the German and Austrian governments to treat armed merchant ships of the en tente allies as war vessel after Feb ruary 29. Apparently it m certain mat any attempt by the United States to change the present rule permitting the of American porta by merchant ships armed for defensive purposes would be met by a strong protest. Correspondence also is likely to follow if the United States assume posi tion which coincides with that of Ger many and Austria regarding the right of submarines to sink armed ships without warning. On the other hand, the United Stales itself may take the initiative should the entente allies impose s virtual boycott on American porta in the event that this government oectaea that armed merchant ships entering American waters are ships of war, and therefore subject to internment. The view of at least some or the reDresentatives of the entente alii here is that any change made in the rule bearing on submarine w art are durinff the war would be an unneutral act. The governments are represented as not being prepared to admit that there has been any change in the con ditions of naval warfare which woum warrant characterising merchant ships armed fee defensive purpose as war- shins. In Teutonic Quarters. However, u is contended that merchant ships armed for defensive purposes are really armed for resistance and that i chant ships have no right to resist. Moreover, it is contended by Germany that it is impossible to adhere to the principle of warning merchant ships, as, should they be armed, a single shell of small caliber could sink an; submarine. American officials seem inclined to the view that the contentions of the German and Austrian governments are well founded, and from several quar ters came the information that the United States might warn its nationals to remain off merchant ships that are armed. This, it was said in German quarters, was precisely what the Ger man and Austrian governments nave been aiming to achieve. : The possibility of the entente allies putting Into effect a practical boycott of American porta was widely dis cussed in official circles. The allies may permit only a sufficient number of their unarmed ships to enter American ports to take away merchandise and goods consigned to themselves. It was admitted in high official quarters that should such a plan be put into effect action might be taken. la Prczinst SL lenis ma St. LouisLocked in s room on the sixth floor of a popular downtown ho tel here Saturday night four men fought with knives, dentists' instru ments and pistols until all were too badly wounded to continue. The bat tle was a sequel to business differences between two dentists. When the police and hotel guests broke into the room they found Dr. A. F. Johnson, a local dentist, uncon scious with a bullet wound in the head; Dr. Charles W. Kennerly, , of San An tonio, Tex., with blood pouring from knife wound in his arm: another rr who had registered as W. E. Arnold, of Mobile, Ala., unconscious on the bed with his throat cut, and Charles Lody, an assistant to Dr. Johnson, cut. bruised and dazed. v Robert Dollar Is Sold. San Francisco The sale to Japanese owners of the American steamer Rob ert Dollar was announced here by the Dollar Steamship company. It was said that the price was in excess of 11.000.000. The Robert Dollar w built in 1911 in Glasgow at a cost of $260,000. Shews placed under the American flag at the outbreak of the war. An offer of $1,000,00 was said to have been made for her a few months ago, but refused, as the trip on which the vessel was then engaged promised a profit of $250,000. , .. Ads for Defense Advised. Washington, D. C. A national de fense advertising campaign has been laid before President Wilson by com mittee of Associated Ad clubs of the world. The committee said it stood ready to prepare ' the campaign and carry it to fulfillment, enlisting assist ance of newspapers and magazines and other advertising agencies. The eom- mitte, headed by Herbert S. Houston, of New York, president of th associ ation, also presented a plan for mobil ization resources for national defense and for international peace. Spring ArrtVe on Mars. Flagstaff, Ariz. What appears to be the first spring thaw on Mars has just been detected by the astronomers of the Lowell observatory. The north cap itself is in active process of melt ing, a circular rift having appeared half way through ft which is widening and which is conoeKted with the border by radical tributary rifts. The cap is surrounded by a clear blue band un like the tint f the vegetation mark ing. - - - TOQ!.!!iYC!"LC-ei era (inr-.s( andtruMtght with pi ached hers aad poor blood; thty do not com plate but appetite lags, th; have no ambilioa aad do sot pfrrras. Such childra ad Ilia rka mallei oil SKmrishaient la Scttm funlnn above everything t!: fuptuscuJUwaroilcu taias nature's ewe Nondtormiog, Bean building bus whkh qukkly show in rosy cheeks, better appetite, firm Aran aad Sturdy frames. If your cbildrva are languid; tirvd when rising, catch cold eastly or tad their stvduts difficult, give tbtca Smmttm Cmmhimnt it supplies tha very food le ' meats that their system lack. ScWt'e aCaaaaMse contains no alcohol and Use good for growing ctuldrea It's pity to keep It (row them. StM.N.J. 1 J.-L. . - J- -.!. Elm Leaf Beetle Weret feet Oregon Agricultural College, Cor vallta. The elm leaf beetle, which ha already become a sorlou pest In Mult nomah county. Oregon, and threatens to spread to otnr part of th state, may be effectively controlled by lead arsenate apray applied to th foliage, The-proper spray fairly applied at th right time to every portion of the in fested tree will hold th peat abso lutely In check, says A. U Lovett, en tomologist at th Agricultural College. Commercial lead arsenate paste should be used at the rate of three to five pounds of th peat to fifty gal lons of water. Two applications should be given, the first In the spring just as soon aa the leaves are out well. This is to poison the beetles that have wintered over, which deposit the eggs. The second and most Important spray should be applied about three weeks after the first. This Is to catch the young grubs Just hatching and the re maining beetle. Great care snouia be taken to get this second spray on the under surface of the leaves, since this is where the grubs feed. Where these sprays are not applied an appli cation must be made in July to catca the pests of the second generation. Newspaper stereotype use Han- ford's Balsam of Myrrh for relief from splashing metal burns. Adv. Glacial Drift T Stop Leak. University of Washington. Seattle. That the glacial drift material found at the site of the Cedar tliver dam. the head of the Seattle water system, made Into a cement and placed over the ISO acres of ground on the slope below the dam at a depth or live Inches' will stop the leakage that has msde useless the 150.0o0.000 dam, is the opinion of Arnold K. Osterberg, a senior chemical engineer at the uni versttv. Mr. Osterberg began last week to carry on tests and experi ments to substantiate his plan. Seattle engineers and experts from the East who have examined the dam suggest a similar method of remedy. but thev claim that It will be necee- sarr to Import a large quantity of lime and other materials and also that the coating will have to be at least nine Inches deep. They estimate the total cost at about one-ualf million dollars. Mr. Osterberg claims that the products of the dam can be used and that the expense will not be so great For lame back use Hanford's Bal sam, applied thoroughly and well rub bed In. Adv. A Good Mate. "Why wouldn't the girl who "took everybody's eye" be an appropriate wife for the man who succeeded In getting the public's ear?- Browning's Magazine, , The Wiss Hobo. "How is it you always pick out a bachelor to listen to your herd luck story?" "A married man has troubles or bus own, usually." . EASY WAY TO HEAL COMMON SKIN-TROUBLES A Baltimore doctor suggests this simple, but wtiU-tried and inexpensive, home treatment for people suffering with eczema, ringworm, rashes and similar Itching, burning skin troubles. At any reliable druggist s get a )ar of resinol ointment and a cake or res- tnol soap. These are not at all expen sive. With the resinol soap and warm water bathe the affected parts thor oughly, until they are tree from crusts and the skin is softened. Dry very gently, spread on a thin layer of the resinol ointment, and cover with a light bandage, if necessary, to protect the clothing. This should be done twice a day. Usually the distressing itching and burning stop with the first treatment, and the skin soon becomes elesr and healthy again unless the trouble is due to some serious internal disorder. Samples free. Dept 7-S, Resinol, Baltimore, Md. What an Automobile Buyer Leeks For F. W. Vogler, president of the North west Auto Company, Reo distributors. savs that the fundamentals on which cars are purchased by the majority of buyers who have analyzed the situa tion thoroughly before making a se lection, are based on four things that this class of purchaser insists on. The first question asked la bow long has this model been on the market. r Experience has taught 'the careful buyer that a first year model, regard less of who is back of It, is more or less of an experiment and the user ultimately pays for this experiment ing. ' When transmission is located on the rear axle, experience has taught the buyer that this is a good thing to avoid because of the shocks it must get over ordinary and rough roads. A third point of vital Importance In the experienced buyer's mind is the size and stability of the manufacturer. The experienced buyer wants a car that is backed by the personal respon sibility of some one individual who is not under the constant fear that if dividends are not of a given amount at the end of the season the position will be open for another man. Service is the fourth demand of the enstotner who has been through the mill. He must know from personal observation for his own satisfaction that repair parts are kept at the dis tributing noint Of course the finan cial and moral standing of the dealer selling the car is of equal importance. Portland Y.M.C. A .AotoScbool Day and nlarttt eta am Exprt traiains ln rapairinar. driving" and naahtna woric tncladm- farga. buna, har. drill pma, trartora. ate. Tlma onlimitj-d. CMHE TtMT CHALTFfcUR AND MECHAK- Kx sui-fLiiiii. wwie us. scutes wn m would put c: vt m tm im,nm iwaaw vn villi hwvmimm Washington, D. C Senator Lane would abolish the Indian service, do sway with Indian reservations mak every Indian full-fledged American citisen and give each Indian an allot- r.:r.t en uta U bum. That accomplished, he would withdraw government support and throw the In diana on their own responsibility as cttitens. He embodied his ideas In bill which he has introduced. The Lane bill puts en end to the Indian bureau and provides that com mission of three, appointed by the President at SS0O0 each ahalL under the exclusive direction of emgres. work out the details of the plan pro- meed. The bill makes no provision for the disposition of surplus land In Indian reservations, Dor doe it provide for the disposition of tribal Indian funds in the treasury. Senator Lane also introduced bill to amend the present law prohibiting CHILDREN OF AMBASSADOR L 0 " If-'' - . J f 7- Ss Agnes and Stefan Macchl dl Col lr. th children of th Italian am bassador to th United Stats, whs aided In the Italian war relief fund by performing native danolnj In i tlve costume. v the sale of intoxicating liquor to In dians. As the law now stands, it Is a felony to carry liquor into an Indian reservation, even though it ia not sold or o-iven to Indiana. Th Lane bill makes it felony to sell liquor to In dians, but merely a misdemeanor to carry liquor into reservation. Eif Gl'ss Are Roane? A.'csg Entire Westfifi War use London The whole western front is the scene of engagements. At tome points the big guns have been roaring incessantly for days, the Infantry have been engaged in hand-to-hand strug gles; grenade fighting and mining operations have played a prominent part In the battles, wniie airmen nave fouKht'each other above the lines and have been cannonaded from below by the anti-aircraft guns. The Germans followed up their re cent successes in Champagne by the capture of an additional half mil of trenches around Tahure, in that dis trict, and their artillery bombardments In the neighborhood of Masslges ana Navarin have been answered in kind by th French. ' To the nortn or sotssons,- arouna Temv. and along the river Aisne, the Germans started an infantry attack but the French put it down." To the south of the Somme the Germans en deavored to surround outpost trenches, but desisted under heavy fire of the French. Seventeen fight in the air is the record of Monday and Tuesday re ported by the British along their lines in Flanders. In addition there has been great activity south of La Bassee canal, where the Germans exploded seven mines. Heavy bombardments and an infantry attack in that section also are reported, the Germans suc ceeding in entering a British trench. Ancona Claim Is Filed. New York Dr. Cecil L. Greil, the only American-born citizen among the survivors of the torpedoed Italian liner Ancona. announced at her home here Tuesday that she bad filed in Washing ton claims amounting to $120,000. From the Austrian government she de mands $100,000 and from the United States $20,000, including $5000 cash which she says was lost with the liner. Dr. Greil said that she would go to Washington soon in the hope of ob taining an interview with Preisdent Wilson. Aero Record Is Broken. Sen Diego, Cal. Official announce ment that Floyd Smith, civilian avi ator, brokti the world's hydroplane rec ord for a pilot and two passengers when he ascended 9544 feet here Fri day, was msde by CaptainI Arthur S. Cowan, who represented the Aero club of America at the flight. Calibration of the official barograph, strapped to Smith's seaplane, showed the machine climbed 644 feet higher than the alti tude recorded in Smith's pocket baro graph. The figure announced Friday after the flight was 9000. Swedish Athletes to Meet Americans. Stockholm The Swedish football association has invited the American Football association to play a match in Sweden - next summer. - If this is possible, a Swedish football team will go to the United States, accompanied by an athletic team. Ira Nelson Mor ris, the American minister to Sweden, in a statement in the Stockholm news papers, expressed enthusiasm over the prospects of an athletic meeting be tween the teams of Sweden and the I United States. . ' NORTHWEST fclARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Whsat Plusstam. fl.OT per bushel: furtyfold, tej elub, N; red FifX red Russian, 140. Hay Caster Oregon timothy, in.60SUS.60 par tons valUy timothy. $11; alfalfa, $130 oata and vetch, l3(tCl- Mlllfeed Spot price : Bran, $3160 per ton: shorts, $26; rolled barley $31 Corn Whole, $37 per ton: cracked, $3S. Vegetable Artlchokee, L 10(31.80 perdoteo; tomatoes, California, $1.7$ t$ per crate; cabbage, $1.6011.75 per hundred: garlic, II per pound: pep per, 025c: es-gplant, 5c; sprout, 8i9e; horseradish, l: cauliflower, $1.15 per dosen; celery, $4.76 per crat; bean. 10(,tltfl per pound: let tuce, $i.404t)t.60 per crat; peas, 8(tt lOe per pound; cucumbers, $1.6041$ per dosen. - Green FrulU Crapes, $4y5 par barrel; cranberries, $11. Potato Oregon, $1150 8 per sack; Yaklmaa, $1.85; sweets, $3.75 l3 per hundred. Onions Oregon, buying price, $1 f . e, b. shipping point Applse SplUenbergs, extra fancy, I2.S6: fancy. $2; choice, $1,150(1.60; Jonathans, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, 11.26: choice, fl: Yellow Newtown, xtr fancy, $1: fancy, $1.76; choice, $1 t LIS: Baldwin, extra fancy, IL&O: fanev. 81.25: choice. $li rus sets, orchard run. $1. Egg Jobbing price: uregon ranch, candled. 40e POT don; Un- candled. I7ia39c Poultrv Hen, small. .MUM per nound: lam. 16tl7c: small springs. 144tl5e; turkeys, live, 18ot20; drese- d. choice, I4UXM; uucks, ioc; Htee. 10c Butter Creamery prints, extra, .tie nar Dound: first. 82c; second. Sue. Buttarfat, No. U axe; no. a, iw. ' - ... . a n Veal Fancy, 12 per 'pound. Pork Fancy, e per pound. . Hop 1I5 crop, i tj list per nound. Wool Eastern uregon, iouxoj par nound: valley. 25ui26c: fall lamba' wool 25c: mohair, uregon. sac Cascara Bark Old and new, Stfe ner nound. Catue Choice steers, j.itxiii.io; good, $6,756(7; medium, $.60i6.76; choice cows, $6.60 J 6.50; medium, 75t5.20: heifer. 64MB. 40: Dulls, $2.5Oi4.60; stags, $3t6.26. . Hogs Light, $7.Z6(9: heavy. $6.25i7. Sheep Wethers, wer $4.25.65; lamba, $78.66. Coast Hop Prices Take Jump in London Market Portland More interest I being shown in the hop market than at any time sine th recent deal war com pleted by the Oregon Hopgrowera as sociation. Price nave not been ad vanced, but the, market ia on a very steady foundation. Th sharp advance in to lomoo market, cabled th first of the weak, of 10 shilling a hundredweight, equal to about 21 cent a pound on Paeine, confirm advice lately received of the strengthening of the market abroad, due to a reduction of English stocks. Local exporters report no Increase in orders from th other aide, but antici pate an Improved demand. The Bagley crop ox oaies at Hillsborowaa bought by the F. 8. Johnson company. The price was not mads public The same firm oougnt 69 bale from Charles Leith. of Wood- bum, and a number of other lota at Wood burn, aggregating 200 bale, in- eluding th crops of Whitney, Lemry, Crosby. McCormick, Dubois and Kit ten. Th prices of th Woodburn lota ranged from $ to 10 cent. Apple Shipment Made. Hood River, Or. Th first shipment of Hood River apples since Monday, January 8L left her this week. Wit mer Sleg, sale manager of th Appl Grower' association, said h has been unable to fill order because of th snow. With the weather breaking every effort to clean up the stock will be made. Report from growers In all part of the valley intimate no damage from the thawing of the enow. Local officials, however, hav no en couragement as to export of fruit for the coming season or for heavy aales of lata export apples. Th Fruit and Vegetable Producers and Distributors' joint committee, a London organisa tion, (a now engaged in a gigantic campaign to educate English people to use only home-grown vegetables and fruits. The local association haa re ceived from London a circular letter, issued by th organisation, which says: "This committee baa obtained th support and co-operation of many kin dred associations keenly interested In the growth and distribution of British fruits and vegetables, aad the joint committee is now actively engaged In advocating an increased consumption of these products." Chang la Smallest in Year. Portland Owing to the strains in cident to the annual settlements, some expansion in th country's business mortality invariably occurs during Jan uary, yet the numerical change in commercial failures last month was the smallest noted in several years. As reported to R. G. Dun 4k Co., there were 2009 Insolvencies, with an indebt edness of $25,863,286, againat 170 for $19,606,274 in December, Z84S for $49,640,676 a year ago, 1867 in 1914 for $39,874,847 and 1814 in 1913, when th liabilities were $22,972,769. 4000 Americans to Enlist. Toronto A full brigade of approxi mately 4000 Americans now living in Canada will be recruited for service with the Dominion forces on the firing line in Flanders, it wsa announced Sunday. General Sir Sam Hughes, minister of militia, haa authorized Major C Seymour Bullock, who came here from New York and joined the 97th battalion, American legion, to undertake a Dominion-wide campaign. To facilitate the speedy enlistment of the men General Hughes has directed special recruiting offices be opened. th gsraga "1 la: . That's Just th Job I want But th repair man replied! work on It ... "Your car U Not a Reo!" Reo accessibility means low cos of main tenance. Write for full details of Vco The Fifth. The Incomparable Car. $X7o f. o. b. Factory. Thl. model kaa MtlsRaa Hvenl, "T .IW among your nelghbors-becsus It save mony vj "7 accessibility. NORTHWEST AUTO CO., ' DWrttWora. , Broadway at Couch SL Portland. Oregon jr. W. 6X1 TO A TXT GRASSSED . , v v.-",-. Pkt. lOc.J 1-4 lb. ISe.l I lb. t0. Postpaid. 21 and ever, 1 6a. per .. f. b. Portland. Butzer's Seo,d Store 188-190 Front St, Portland, Ore, OREGON ROSES ta4 Miaar kaUrl r towers. . a iv sk Um raia Nrl In araa wrt. CLARKE BROS erif , terapa. There ar ttl.lt Sunday schools la the world. Cuba Is asking dvslgna for a me morial of the battleship Maine. New Zealand la to bar Its llrst roof garden, over a six-slory department store now building. King In th earliest dsya were merely "fathers of families" and the word Is derived from the a source a "kin." . A plant haa been discovered la Cuba bearing fruit like figs la which flies lay their eggs, to be batched by the aun. f Annual production of honey and wai la the United Btatee has gradw all nwHinlnd until It now tOtalS In value mora than 14.000.000. Millions or bad egga ar seiseo ev ery year In London, and the eay they are deatroved la to tID them out of their casea aad rua a atcam roller over them. a revival In bemo growing is re ported from Kentucky. Tola year a crop la estimated at $.000,000 peunds. against 1.600.000 last year, aad .aoo. eoo In 1X. Wisconsin also Increased Its acreage. Forty state of the union nave tasen .I., laai iHlnn toward safeguard ing the sanitation of public school buildings, according to a recent bul letin Issued by the federal bureau of aducatlon. . . Dr. W. T. Orenfell. noted for bla work among the Labrador flsherfolk, a... ..n an Invltallnn to take charge of a division of a hospital unit that baa been aent to r ranc oy Har vard university. A dynamometer mounted on an or dinary dray ia used by the Untied Stale department or agriculture w MsiatAv the tractive force run u I red to draw various weight over different kind of roadways. . For wlr cut us Hanforda' Balsam. Adv. Ta Safety. skiff, when, luck would hav it, th bridegroom reu into me weior. iir.i..i. kaii K-n.l . tha hrlil a rrlnd "i"i ' -- - - out that somebody would save ner be loved. "What forf asked on of th com pany. "ll'a a good swimmer, "Don't you ses that he Is swimming . . . . LM 111- It-...! towara tne now peasi -i uap pbla Ledger. -' Solid Orob. " " "Mm Van Wnmtiat'a buffet lunch made a great hit with th men pres ent" "Something newT" "At a anmin'i lunch, ve. In addi tion to the fruit salads and macaroons ah provided a few ham sandwiches." Louisville Courier-Journal, This Didn't Really Happen. . . "I won't wear my new dresses at Atlantic City after all." "And after all the money yon pent?" "Yes; out you see tney re pacxea so nicely that I hate to take them out or the trunk." i'biiadoipbia ruuiio ima ger. ' . ' Speaking Of . Cara. "Soma are so Intensely modern that they prefer a Corot to a Rem brandt.'' - "If It's a better hill climber 1 don't blame 'em. Me for the French car every time." Puck. - - - Chopping Him Off. 1 don't want to Interfore with your business, but" began th village bore. '-' ..'-!' - "All right" interrupted Cyrus K. Snapper, "Uo ahead and Interfere with It! "Judge. All For Nothing. "Mother was rather angry with you last night" "Why, I didn't kiss you!" "Just so- And she wsited all th venlng at th keyhole for nothing." rniiaucipme tiecora. GQLT Tou can prav.nt iraufh your aiabla inraufn your aiabla ft! M t li it the uml prU.M don-f to It at M same p .... i. .i.i i.La Aire tn.llarV ' VOCLUt, rrmuif. PORTLAND Y. li C. A. . . tS l sjm aaaailtMU fMM Mae s Wee, aa fc k4eVaa aaUaa k lUaikcreiat Sitaapi?. SJrtaauLsj Tama M .tae aW aMI Muaiw a U . wait, ,,iWa. at Wavak Iwiwt aaat la taaa ! aaMata. nrr nntTu. Ne Respect Per A Lawyer. An English Journal tells of an no tion brought against a farmer for bar lug called another a "rascally law. yvr" Aa old husbandman, being a wltaeas. was sskwl If be beard lb defendant call the plaintiff a lawyer. -I did." was the reply. . - Pray," said th ludg. "what la your vpiniua of the ituporb of the word 7" "Tber ran be aa doubt of that," replied the fellow.- ' ''' " "Why. my good man." aald the Judge, "there I ,ao dishonor la tba name, I therer "I know nothing about that" an, wered be. "but this I know It a man, railed me a lawyer I d knock bin down." , . "Why. lr." aald th Judg4 Mating i. ... ik. i.uui -ihat scnllcmaa . i.u... Mr. A I inA .m law varvt. -pio, no, repiieo inn iww. i my lord. You ar a Judge. I know, but, I'm sure you ar no lawyer." New York Sun. ' For the big and llttl burn la cook ing and baking, keep Hanford's Hal- .. . . . . I. . . L I. I..t asm of Myrrn near lor cuicn reuei. Adv. . . . . . ' , 'Stopped Right Thr. Norbora Robinson was In Boston t one day, when he discovered that -fc bad to gel off a lot of tetter in a hur ry. II called up a typewriting bureau and asked for th manager. A womao'a voice replied: "I speak tor th msnaiter." "I want a typewriter to coma over-' to my betel and take about $0 letter." explained Robinson. "I'v had a ma- ebln sent up here, and 1 always die-. . tat to th machine. Can you sand me a girl who la a iwtft performer T" "I certainly can" replied tht woman. "Doea she know how to epeHT" "Why, certainly. Shea the beat speller w have In th shop." "Well, ha ah born sense T Yon know, I don't want to bav to stop and explain everything to her." ... - "She's unusually clever." Ily thl time Robinson was greatly elated.- "That'a fine." h ild. "Hav her over here at f o'clock tonight By tba. way. who la thl girl fit - "If m," said tba vole. "Good night) '' Vonctnded Robinson, all bis Joy departing. "I hereby elect you aa the honorary president of tha HateMyself-wHnb." Popular Mage- sine., V---,; - : ... '. ' ,' f nave Uaitr,:ltiroa,atteiaUral'yM - OaaiiaM awl rflmm aaa siutlite BSe gaaxly ataay itrnt baiute ll mm s . UwasUS MeIlna.' Xnrlna U Still Cw aot)0a Our f kyaialana and uataMi- , It Item S Ualiabie aVailaf tar ryatka iaa4 .. Cra. Try tt Kt your Kjaa and la Usbr'a Sra Na MtnlKf-Jtwt K Ualm. But aiartne ' tt yaw DrmsiAat tyn't mm atolMiliat, mm II laiaraaay wnia . " anw vi u '. v - ,m 1 attiMiaai Kit fcvatu fuiAw J n . -'-.; ' No Wonder. ;,,.,. -Ths sentimental brll at a .tnahlon' ablo seaside resort watched- th sun 'i set In rsptutoti silence, j ( Then aha murmured: - v i "See, Qeorge; darling,, how phosphor aeent!" . . . ' ' ' . "If no wonder,, rspondcd, tba. matter-of-fact bridegroom, "when you think how many matches are mad In this place." Cbicsgo Herald. ,. . . in v Sagacious Departures ' "Why did yon com so suddenly out of Mis Pretty man's boui th other venlngf" V "I thought It beat to execute a stra tegic retreat aa I noticed her father , seemed to hav a hostile movement on foot" Daltlmore American. '' T Hlp Th Story. Mary Mild Do you suppose any. body ever , called Qracla Glttniore- beaoUfuir t,r . Carrie Caustlque Reporter twice described her when shs sloped with a street car conductor and when she divorced blm. Judgo. . BIBTGr.lPOQ " tl.la loalhwjma di-a Irorn rtifuiina 4 ant rura all tha rolls euflatinc i rj 11 ". an 1 rura all tha rolls euflailnc wrrj wnan you basin I ha trealmant No mattar how your.g. aPOMN'a la aafa to us on any foil It la windt.rrwl tiitW It pravrnla all diatampara, no miliar how colla or honwpe at any aa ara 'ipoawt." All itxA dmrriala and tuif wla hona.a ani rnanufarturars sail SPOHN S at tu ranta and 11 a boiila: IS and IIS a dosan. SPOHN HtgOlCAt, CO- Cham, au and basUrialofilsta, Oeshsn, ln4 U. a. A.