CO.'SUL IS USTED WITH OlS' DEAD t'jsr suras h Krca m Those Rescued Said to Include 59 Passengers and 94 of Crew Vessel's Captain Drowns, London Unofficial dispatches fron Cftlr tay that the British steamship Persia, tank In the Hediterreneaa oa Thursday, waa torpedoed without warning and tank In Ave minutes. 1 Between ISO and 180 eurrlvore have bee landed at Alexandria, Egypt. Robert N. McNeely, America con sul at Aoden. Arabia, Is believed to hare been drowned. Renter's Cairo eorraapoodent make tha unreserved atatamant that Mr. Mo- Neely tost hie life. Ckarlaa H. Grant, of Boston, waa saved. . Details of tbe sinking of tb Paraia cama in slowly bat aack Information aa waa received mada It appaar tha number of persons who escaped la the four boats which vara put off was terser than waa booed when tha first news waa received. Tha Peoin eular eV Oriental company, which owned the Persia, announced that 158 survivors had arriTed at Alexandria. - The strrvivors comprise the chief . officer, seeond officer; aereo engineers, 17 seamen, 63 Lascars and 69 pai sFQTS. A Lloyd dispatch gives tha number aa 16S. made an of 69 passengers, of whom 17 are women, and M memebra of the crew, including 63 Lascara. The suTTiTOTS include military offi cers and eight persona who are British subjects. "The ship waa strock amidships on tha port lido at 1:10 p. at,, aaya Reo tar 'a correspondent at Cairo. "She had dieaooeared completely at 1:15. "Survivere aay it waa little abort of a miracle that anyone was saved. There waa no panic. . Four boata i launched with tha utmost promptitude. "The captain waa drowned. Whan last aeen he was swimming: after the liner had plunged beneath the sur face." ; , Both tha Peninsular & Oriental pany and Renter's Cairo correspondent aay that Mr. Grant has been landed at Alexandria. ' The steamship company bad no news of Mr. McNeely 'a fata. Edward Rose, of Denver, left the Peraia at Gibraltar, aa waa reported. tzm EUI UW m ID U IM EY imi IXtlEAl JUDGES The old Sunday blue law of Oregon is valid and not in contravention either of the elate or Federal constitutions. Three United States judges aa agree In a sweeping opinion banded down Wednesday at Portland, by United States District judge Wei vert on, which upholds the law In every particular wherein attack has been mad oa It In the Federal court. The epinioB denies tha prayer of tha Bntnawiek-Balke-Coilender company, manufacturers of billiard and pool tables and bowling alUya, for a per manent Injunction restraining district attorneys and sheriffs of S8 Oregon counties from enforcing tha law. Ia treat detail it acta forth tha sons for rsiectlnr the contentions of Wilson T. Hume, attorney for the pe titioning company, aa to the Invalidity of the law. It holds that the principle of the rlrht of the state to regulate the pur suit of occupations oa Sunday under its NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat Blueetem, $1 par bushels fortyfold. lit club, ?: red life. B5e: red Ruisian, 95a. .. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, tlf 17. 60 per ton; valley timothy, ! vetch. IIS. Mlltfeed Spot prices: Bran, 121 per ton: shorts, $23: rolled barley, $21(30, ram io coczc kiw urn c.ttu w,S Katt!e. which, an-1 A., it,, mw wuklhitlon law. will be I the laraest "dry" city In tha world, outside Russia, welcomed the new year and bade farewell to alcoholic liquor with noise and merriment New Year's eve always time of street earnlvala and. even without tha Incentive of the good-bye to drink, the street crowds would have been boot mooa. Sidewalks on Second avenue, SENATOR J. C W. BECKHAM and other spirituous drinks were un able to reolenlsh their stocks at the wholesale houaaa. and the Variety of havarane In some saloons WSS limited. It is estimated that in the It oays swMNwVwVwVwVwVrVVwVwrVVV I COUNT FRANZ VON PAPEN Eisy CLs ca ScJ fed lartS- J. C W. Beckham, the new senator from Kentucky, la a former governor ef that state, having been elected after the disturbances that led to the a slnation ef Governor QeeheL He i bora la Bardstown. Ky in 1M9. . I ,fayyaa4'wWSrNsV,V I ComWhite, ISS per ton: cracked, ,K .Wtlln rfl.irl-t. were lammed .... I to tha ourb until midnlant WIIB aiowtj tt a a a r a. l at a waa --. - vvgewDiee jirucnoava, n.iv V I i. .k,. nf hilarious DCODle. ooaen; tomaioea, t.eiiiomia, ti.ov j ail aaloona did a larae buslntas 1.75: cabbage, VOc per hundred; rr- , lkl kui iiMd te admit lie, 15c per pound; peppera, I0gjlle; M tomars to lament the new eggplant, 10c; aprouta, 8e; fcoreerad- fhsre was no lack of isa,ete; cauiinower. octtt4.o 7 I br anywhere, but improvident ssloon doaen; celery, 6090e; beana, tH6c i.0 hmA .11 their whiaky B ...... . KVAW . MMI.I I vm vwiih, K "-"I peas, lfic per pound. Green Fruita rears, 91 j i.ou par box: grapes, tt per barrel; craober riea.tlOfttU.10. PoUtoee Oregon, llttl.lt; Xakl- maa, 1.1631.X6 par eaca; aweeta. I2.K06176 per hundred. Onions Oregon, buying price, 1.Z f. o. b. shipping point. Applea Spiuenbergs, extra fancy. tS.tfi; fancy, II; choice, ll.t5CXl.50; Jonathana. extra fancy, 11.50; fancy, 11.15: choice, 11; Yellow Newtowna, extra fancy. II; fancy, 11.75; choice, 11.S5; Baldwin, extra fancy, 11.60; fancy, 11.15; choice, 1; russets, orchard run. II. Eggs Oregon ranch, candled, 53 fit SSc per doaen; Oregon storage, 12 41 Sic Poultry Bens, small. II & ISc; large. l&14c; springs. 1213c; tur keys, live. 1 81 9c: turkeys, dreased. choice, S4c; ducks, 1215c; geese, 10 eile. Butter City creamery, cubes, sx traa. selling at S8e: firsts. X6ie; prints, and cartons, extra. " Prices paid to producers: Country creamery, t2Q2c; butterfat. No. 1, t8c; No. Z, I6& . . , Veal Fancy, llK12c per pound. Pork Fancy. 7ffl7sc per pound. Bops 1916 crop, 862101c per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 18325e par pound: valley. .526e; fall lambs' wooL 25c: mohair. Oregon, 28c - Cascara Bark Old and new, 3iS nerpound. Cattle Market steady, steers. choice. I7.256i7.60; good, 77.25; medium, S8.607; cows, choice, 15.26 5.76; good, $56.25; medium, $4.76 15; heifers, choice, 5.506; good, M.756; bulla, choice, tS.504.50; stairs, choice, 15(25.26. Bogs Market steady, prime light. f8.15.25; prime strong, weights, 16 e.10; good to prima mixed, $5,666? 6.90; rough heavy packing, I4.8W0.0; pigs and skips. $5415.25. Sheep Harket steady. unoiea spring lam be, 17.25 7.60; common spring lambs, $6.26g6.60; choice year ling wethers, $6.25ci 8.7&: old weth ers. $605.25; choice light owes, $5.25 (S6.60: good ewes. $4.7506.25; com mon heavy awea, $4.264.76. l .lit: Lattst photograph of Count Praas von Pspen, military anaene ei w German embassy at Washington, whose recall waa demanded by Presi dent Wilson because ef his obnoxious activities. I police power has been conclusively de- Ml ftuAM lUin) SmSJk m lA In two deciaiona. It declares that tha UniUd SUtes T . w..fc T rftrfjn-t rtK. Mpreme eour iuruier urns uuiuraii, 1 1 v. r- I upneia tais principle mm neinar m ichiu- .:,J.T., r I mate exexciae of the police power of coma, mn m iwuj vwj i -,-1 w b.4 1 I the state. law interferes with religious liberty to be ill-found ed. and declares it tially civil and not religlooa. It sweeps aside tecnineal points raised against the validity of the law such as tha alleged insufficiency of the title of the amended law of 1866 and other irregularities. 1 endlna-at noon Friday December 81, 1 $1,000,000 had been spent la Seattle I for liauor wrapped in packages to bet carried home for use In the dry period. Port Is nd Celebrates. Portland. Ore. New Tear's revellers began early to make tha moat of their final opportunity to boy liquor I in ths restaurants and saloons of rom Grills were crowded as early as I o'clock and from that hour oa mam-1 ment and hilarity reigned. Home saloons ran entirely out 01 1 stock early In the evening and closed their doors. Others which . had only I one or two brands of liquor left kept The shocks were quick and sharp ' and more like an explosion. Buildings abode and trembled and in some c persona ran out of their houses to what ' bad happened. - At the Dupont powder plant, it was stated, the shocks were also felt. So far as has learned yet, there was no damage. Olvmpia. Weak At 4:60 o'clock a severe earthquake shock was felt here of. about 80 seconds' duration. No 1 terial damage baa been reported. Seattle, Wash. An earthquake shock waa felt here Saturday after noon, beginning at 4:62 o'clock, con tinuing about 10 seconds, followed by lighter tremors.1 No damage done. : ,;. : -"" - Washington. D. C A severe earth quake, the heaviest recorded in time and lasting almost three hours, occurred in an undetermined location Saturday. ' . Seismographs of the Georgetown University observatory beicaa recording the tremor at 8:43 m. Tbe shocks tnereaaea in intensity, and between 9:26 and 9:46 o'clock they were violent. It was conservatively estimated that the distance of tbe center of the dis turbance was 8000 miles from Wash ington. ' ,' ' Cabaret Ousted from Rink. . San Francaioo An lee skating rink will supplant the previously popular cabaret at the Portola Louvre. Con struction work baa started at ths big I Thaw shall bear the expense of an ex amination of Thaw's sanity, and not the trustees of the estate. The case came to the higher court from the Orphans' court of Allegheny county and grew out of the efforts of Thaw to have tbe full amount of his income paid to him. Thaw took exceptions to the pay ment of tha bills of the doctors who examined him. Grave fyiilesic of (sflacsza Balis Entire Msn a CMfJ Washington. D. C. Influenxa is spreading ever the United States from coast to coast in the moat serious epi demic ever known, taking a large toll in lives and causing economic lose by incapacitating workers in all walks of life. Reports from public health aa ice officers made public , by Surgeon General Blue ahow that already the disease has created a grave problem for many larger cities, and ia spread ing to the rural communities. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston. San Francisco, Seattle, Cleve land and Detroit reported the disei widely prevalent, Cleveland and De troit each have probably 100,000 eaa Of other larger cities Buffalo, Pitts burg, Baltimore, . Portland and San Diego report no signs of an epidemic. Tacoma's Apple Crop Nearly Gone. Taeoma Home-grown apples are about gone for tha season, aay local commission men. Supplies onhsnd ,m mtn f m httr nrrm and this increases the sale, of Eastern ?P?, a ?2Za?ZZZ drink was ordered. Saloonkeepers and bartenders preserved a cheerful front I generally and joined with customers in the festivities. In the grills much wine was consumed, notwithstanding Drevioua announcement that stocks I were low. Booze stopped abruptly at midnight, but the owl car went right on just thai same. "Is the dosing of tha saloons I going to affect receipts appreciably? I was asked. "We think not," replied a streetcar official. "There la a certain quota of I Portland's . population that works nights. This number ia not going to be reduced to any perceptible extent Spokane Spends 600,000. Bookane. Wash How great has been the sale of intoxicating liquors in Spo kane, which ended New Year's eve in the practically complete disappearance of visible stocks, probably no one win ever know. Observers, with some knowledge of the liauor sales that have been mount-1 . . ..... . . 1 lng to unanticipated totals aunngmei 19 business dsys since the Supreme I court destroyed the last hope of tbe opposition to prohibition, assert that! 6500.000 is a moderate estimate ox me amount the city has spent on the pur chase of private supplies. Washington apples, which were held back earlier in tha season because of low prices of the home product. The crop 01 local . apples was a gooa one this season and many applea were sold. the dealers and growers both benefit ing. Eastern Washington apples hold steady. " ,. v - Grapes are reported gone for the season. Too holiday trade cleaned up what supplies were on hand and deal ers say the weather is too cold now to bother with such a commodity. Thia season saw more grapes soul on toe local market than ever before. There were many varieties offered and all 1 of an exceptional -quality that maintained throughout tbe sea One of the features of tbe season was the way in which tbe grapes were packed for the holidays, some coming in cork-packed kegs and others In lug boxes. . - : Vegetables with the . exception of tbe root varieties are gone and there ia no damage to be expected from cold weather. Shipments of tomatoes from California are becoming smaller. Sweet potatoes are arriving regularly. Netted Gem. spuds are firm at 123 a ton. ., 1 II 'I "J '' v Tx That Reo Factor of Safety Is More Than a Here Sales Term 56 i OVERSIZR W ALL VITAL PARTS U your guarantee under all comilliona. 80MET1MES WK WONDER If pro-ltive buyers appreciate the full significance of the famous Reo slogsn quoted alve-or ir, per chance, some vslus ft as lightly aa they prob ably do some other mere sdvertiaing terms. TOU NEVER HEAR of a Reo ear developing a weakness in any vital part. TOU KNOW REOS for their marvelous uni formity of excellence In performance and for their economy of upkeep. TOU'VK BEEN IMPRESSED by the fact that every Reo owner you know ia enthusiastic about his Reo-none of thst diversity of opin ion you've found among owners of soma other makes of cars, BUT BAD TOU STOPPED to analyse tha con dition and to discover the reason! SATISFACTION Y ES. But that alone ia not all. Uniform satisfaction unanimous enthus iasm among Keo owners those who use their cars reasonably and equally those who abuse theirs, aa you know. ' PRICES AT FACTORY. . WELL THAT REO FACTOR of safely. "M per cent oversise 15 per cwit extra strength -In every vital part'' la the answer, lhat factor of safely la protection against all kinds of driving and all kinds of roads-ell kinds of abue aa well aa use. ; TAKE REO TUB FIFTH for example: THAT CHEAT CAR to now tha olWel car In the world - has been made in prartirally tha same form for more years than any olhers HAS OUTLIVED WORR8 of would be rivals and still Irad. Is still America's most popu lar sutomoMte among dlsi-rimmatlnt luyeia. AND NO MATTER whether Ihe man to whom you aie talking owns a 1910 or a I9K model, he Is equally ntlmaia.lle In his pr.Ue-the 1UI0 man perhaps a trifle more so laraua of the greater evidence be has had of lis quality. THAT SERVICE IS BUILT IN at the factory. Keo service la second to none-when on oc casion you may need it. Hut the kind of lie service of which we are most pruud Is that service built In at the factory that M par cent ovcrstse factor of safety and of eatie-faction. A Few Agency Propowtion Still Open, Write NORTHWEST AUTO CO., Distributors Broadway at Coach P. W. VOCLER, Pres. PORTLAND, OREGON. Pbeeee: Dreed ay M7; A 4HI The New REO SIX" The New Reo The Fifth The Incomparable Four $1250 $875 Ashamed of her bad complexion U voo, loo, are embarrassed hy a pimply, blotchy, unsight ly complex ion, nine chances out ol ten Resinol Soap will clear it Just try Resinol Soap for a week and see it it does not make a blessed difference in your skin. It also helps to make red, rough hands and arms suit snd white. In am er MoMma am, ImImI Sme thamli bm trt lint, kraW Uumal. R-Hli n to! trll Irfip. Thaw Must Pay Alienists. . Creamery Butter Drops, Philadelphia The . Pennsylvania Taeoma Fresh Washington ereanv State Supreme court Wednesday do-1 ery butter declined thia week S cents a eided that the estate of Harry K. Powell-street cafe this week and the rink will be opened to the public on January 10. According to one of the proprietors of the Portola Louvre, tha rink wiU be at the dispotoal of cafe patrons during tha afternoons, but at night will be used only by exhibition skaters. Tha manager wires from New York that ha has closed contracts with half a dozen fancy performers. Ailiea Lose Advantage. I Illinois Boys to Train. " Serlia A dispatch for abroad foJ-l Chicago Requests far the incorpor- lows: "Interesting statistics are pub- ation of the National Cadet Corps lished by the Tageblatx. The tabu- league and the Illinois Cadet league lation shows that, the populations of I were forwarded to Springfield, III. Tbe the entente powers August 1. 1914. 1 National body and its state auxiliary, wben the war began, amounted to in the belief of tbe incorporators, will 230.000.000. while the Inhabitants of I bring about the introduction of military tbe central powers totaled 116,000,- training for high school boys, college 000. January 1, 1918, tbe entente j youths and graduates, with instructions powers have populations totaling 196,- detailed and equipment furnished Dy 000.000 while the central powers have the government. A postcard 16,000,000, so that the difference in population has receded from 114,000,- 000 to 40.000.000." . Two Killed on Bob-sled. Caldwell, N. J. Two young women were killed end a young man seriously Injured while bob-sledding here New Year's Day. The victims were Miss Winifred Dailey and Miss Belea Van dorwater, both of East Orange. Their companion, William Little, Jr., is entering from internal injuries. The ident occurred when the three were Misting down s steep hill and in an effort te avoid a wagon dashed into a telephone pole. DoumL Tbe drop is' attributed to heay production of seeond grade but ter. Many of the f actoriee In Wash ington that have been dosed down lor weeks for repairs are again in opera tion. - The demand ia steady and no further change in prices is expected soon. Fresh Oregon butter ia quoted at about the same prices aa the Wash ington product. Washington butter is offered at 2930 cents a pound and tha Oregon commodity at Z830 cents. Bean Prices Highest In Years. Tbe bean market of California is now in a peculiar condition, according to reports from that state. Tbe prices asked are tbe highest in yean, and the high prices are not accom panied y any scarcity of beana. Be cause of the Increased acreage put to beans thia year, together with a most bountiful crop, more beana were bar- vested in California than In many years, most ol this crop now is in us warehouses. According to a eaeramen to bean expert, almost all the whole salers have filled their warehouses. Market Oats In East. There was a fair' prospect for a .time that Pacific Coast oats, as well ss Interfered with teleersDbic eommuni- wheat, might be marketed In the East cation, and for thia reason the Frtmch I It was this possibility that caused tbe Cable eomoanv announces that roes- recent firmness in local markets, but sages for transmission through that with the weakening of Eastern prices, country would be accepted subject to most of tbe gain waa lost here. Prices, canvass of the Chicago school boys will be un dertaken to determine whether the par ents favor military drill for their sons. French Wires Are Down. New York Heavy storms In Franca during the last few days hsve seriously Spring Opens on Mara. Flaastaff. Aria, Obersvatlons of Mars for tha present opposition are now in full progress at the Lowell ob servatory. Results of signal import ance have already been oroognt out, in that the observed canal development ia strikingly corroborative of the theory of seasonable dependence upon the melting of the polar cap. The north ern eanala are now extremely dark, in dicating advance of spring, while tbe southern canals are faint in tneir ae cllne. . Tbe season in the northern hemisphere of Mars is now late April, New Haven Earns More.. New York Tha report of the New York New Haven ft Hartford railroad eomoanv and its subsidiaries for tba five months ended November 80, 1916, show the net corporate income of tbe parent company waa 63,831,978.41, as anlnst 11.173.888 19 for the SDonding five months of 1914. The net corporate income 01 tne various subsidiary companies, Including tbe Central New England railway, tbe New York, Ontario ft Western, and tha New England Steamship company, was Z,- 911,760, as against $1,761,833. State Worth 1 6,000,000. Olympia, Wash. The state of Wash ington starts tbe year 1916 with total cash balances of $3,608,623.83 in its various funds and bond holdings in ex-1 of $13,000,000. Ths state gener al fund has a cash balance of $1,204,-1 076.26. The bond statement shows I In the The Old and Reliable o Dr. Isaac Thompson's K'nc iATcn LI L WMI U b Mk s umiii far wok. laSaMal mrm mmi mm Mml r . Kr tm mm mU tmi mm wM mMm km fm. 9C, i! CrenM it M W . " lid aa mmi fna WRITS roH rRKK BOOKLET ; JOBW L. THOMPSON SONS CO. MS lw SC. Tnr. N. T. elf-Lighting Smudge Pel for Orehsrdlsts. Dy tha Invention of a simple ther moatatle controlling devke, a Loa An gelea man has developed sn Ingenious apparatus for rendering tba smudge pots used by orchsrdlsls self-operating, saya the January Popular Me chanics Magaxlne la an Illustrated ar ticle. Tbe appliance, which may be fitted to any atanilard type of pot. Is regulated by a small copper rod. Whan the atmospheric temperature drops to a predetermined point, the contraction of the rod la sufficiently great to release a cup containing an sold. Tba liquid Is poured Into a small chamber provided in tba smudge pot Thia holds a chemical substance which burns upon tbe addition of tha acid producing a flame lhat Ignites tha crude oil used In the put. The ther mostat may be adjusted so as lo re lease the acid when the temperature falls to any specific degree. With thia apparatus In use, sn orchard may be protected from frost without personal attention being given it, Popular Me chanics Magaalue. For Adv. galls use llsnford's Balsam, What He Thought. Walter (to gueat who hss boon wall ing a very long time) "Did you ring the bell, alrr Guest No, I was tolling it. I thouKbt you were dead!" TV Vm lal CkH smI tutnirtlwM la Tla ftavtlne ISt. furwk PuMLMn O. . Cksw Ur CvauMies, I'ertiami, Urmua. for Record Gene. - , "So the family in the flat next yours has a vlctrola, eh 7 How many records have thevT" "Heaven only knows! But tney broke their best previous record, last Sunday, by 6 hours snd 28 minutes: -Puck, Keep It In Your Stsble.' v For external use on horses nothing that we know of equals lianrord s iiai sam. Many trainers use 11 as a teg wash because It keeps tbe skin In fine condition and should cure lameness. Adv. Oenulne pluck is shown by the peo ple who go on running comic papers and society columns In the "gay Euro pean capitals." 4 I ... .....I. . , . . . . . . .. A aa, ati i-j.an.-. j.i... mmivm I iwwMfir. ar eloaa to tba Doint taal Donas vaiueu ai an, ioo.vvi.ov here from France did not give any da- would make such shipments possible, permanent educational fnnds, with! ...1. k. than that and wita a Utile advance in tne .asx aauu.uvu in caao iwiiudi iiiTcnv-1 ralea and heavy rains had broken down sales of the beet Northwestern oats ments, while $1,336,800 many wires. , I may be made for.shiptnent there. of the aeei- I dent fund also ia invested in bonds. 4aaf'fliaL Bk'V Foils Ship Direct te New York, tbe International Far Market, and Secure the Higbest Caab Prices. WWaM la tmmMkm,i mm gmntmllw mS ifw tnm la djmi) Wapnrlhc HiflxMiMfkal pnw. Our MroW of mdmf am aiMHif y ItWaJ. W avr rh,,,, I mi 1 ' . wmm ym M U far yflur tan. Wmn tm mm mim U mi ptoal atar. DAVID BLUSTDX1BR0. M A. tWW.BlkKIUrark.M.T. . A 8Urt . "Have you laid tha foundation your presidential boom." "Yes, I have announced my unwll linxness to be a candidate." Wash inaton Star MonamobHe Oils zd Greases fLDiRAL tirS mvm L'L. Pne Tttv Banrtaa. THK MOfSM Or SCXt fC " motor car surptr OO, inc. 11 Broadway No. rorUaad,Ora Deaiili TrrJ IWwi Prtrf Tats Una trm tr aM enaa, tjmA feme W Mna4 htm TIHM WrM aa. ttBKMIM VtUAXWINU 0O UaWwatastMBt, ' rvrUwiOea, o tAirnt WATCHMAKINO MaMani. prafttaUa rt iwl umim 11W Saw SMmlha' tamtnaj aiatlaMI mwmnlmmA. arrtto lav rafxRrncaa imI aartiruiwm. l-oriiaawl Wmwhrnnk ln. Knrts awl lriitral Sekoal, IM faaiani i waalih ttoildiae. rXartaMat. Una. ; remain full lna(rtallo4a fua dvmmmml i Sraeuci of H)rnwiiMa); Truth af thia mwlrnH -tr. II hi. Punwsti Puoina t, ta Uaw law Omiaawm rrtlan4. Orwaaa. -1 -J - , '! . , . .1' I '!'. J.JJI na Raalthv. Btvoae. Beaatlral Kras Oauilata aid l'Uaiclua aaad Mnrlus re aWaMdr mmof jraars hafore tt waa onrad aa a DoaiMlle K Madlalne. MuMds la Htm Cim puandad by Our Fbralelaas mu4 suaranuwd hf tbsaa aa a ttallabla Rllf (or Kraa that Maad Car. Trjr It la roar Br mmi la Btf ' Ry NoNaunlnf JoM KraCowfort. Bt.fMurlua of roar Pruw''tat--attpt no Bubatltitia, aMl it Intaraawd write ror lt"lt of lbs Kf Wr. atuKiaai kkm itattauf vvh, cuioawo Discovered. First Chauffeur Bill got fined tSOO for taking his employer's car without permission! '' Second Chauffeur But bow did tbe boss know he took It T First Chauffeur Why, BUI ran over him. Chicago Dally News. Tot fresh cuts apply Hanford's Bal sam.'. Adv. . Arithmetics! Efigs. ' "Waller." ha suggested mild!, "I . want Ihroe ks and boll them four minutes.'' ,. . t But lh cook, having only one In the place, boiled It 11 minutes. Which proves tba value of higher mathematics. ? . ' Hanford's Bains m of Myrrh la llsetf an antiseptic and the use of any other remedy before applying it If uunecew sary. Adv. " " An Exception. r , "The Ideal is seldom atlalnahle." "Not so in the case o a auburban home," chirped ths real estate agent. "Now, I gotta place for kale on easy psvmcnls ," Louisville Courier Joui Ml : . ; ; A Oood ftssson, . ,-. , "Can I get off tomorrow, boat, for a waddlRgn ' , ' . "Do you have to gor ! ' -"I'd like to I'm tha bridegroom. Life. . . -, , . - , t '. ': Cons! . .. 3 Modern Child What do they tneaa by a long winter evening? Mother A portion of the day which existed before the era of aioviea and talking machines. Judge, ' ' It Comes te Hlm.Thsn. Ths man who Isn't used to publlo speaking always remembers the speech that he Intended to ssy Just after be sits down. For proud flesh use Hanford's Bal sam of Myrrh, Adv. By Way of Apology, ' Mrs. Tows It's perfectly scandal ous for you to wear a shorter bathing skirt - Miss Unda Tows But, mamma, I have longer stockings. Judge, . W, I - HERE ARE the FACTS Btr nwfl laiMtrtttAfy, Inairuimnttt LhoruucUiy at I' ri I1". raaaanaHl ,. work a-itarankaad. OonaUrilarMkwaaWaawwb palnkraaly. v 4 , , Nimls Btwndanea tDr. Elof T. Hcdisnd . -" Pntist:.:; '-: : 1M-4H Mmvaa rValMla. t Flaar, Waaalastae hmu Utumwmr, renlaad. Oneaw. P. N. U. No. 8, 1019 WHEN wrMa te " Mae thia aaaar. PINKEYE riTvwpre cataukiui. i t.vrn , AMI AU. h"r! AM TtlKOAT biakAOMl-i Curts ths sick snd aria as a preventative for ethars. ttiultl ffivan on thaUnnatia. But lor brood mars mnn all others. Heat klrtnay ramady. Kl cants a bottla, $t a lian. Hold by all dnmiiii and rurf ckkts bouaaa, or asnl, eipraas paid, by the manulacturera. Booklet, "LHsiampsr, Cause aad Cure," free. gpOHN MEDICAL CO ... ' Chtmlsts snS Bscteriologiats. Oeshsn, Ind, U A