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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 31, 1915)
i it jiL tmuihiii. tit . r:;;;iiis piai;;,td tul U..uw4 ! I I Ci;:cltec3fsrCc:irss. r.a KOI VSTCHBni. Demonstration of Actual Operations in Held Would Enlighten Mem , bers of Lawmaking Body. Washington.' D. C Congress will fcsve an object leeeoo in prefiaredneee i for modern warfare if Senator turn '. herlain. of Oreeoo. chairman ef the . senate committee on military affairs. succeeds In carrying out a plan he haa conceived to illuatraU graphically the ' problem of national defense When entrre reassembles the ator will h-odom that a division of I regular troop or of regular and Na tional Guard troops bo aaambled at tha noaraot auitabe point to Washing- ton. He would have thee troops when mobilised dig trenchea and Other- viae fort'fv a defensive position. Although the poaition would not bt 1 defended by troop and no men would be under fire at any time, the Senator " la of the opinion that tha attack would ' furnish a mora valuable object leaaon than an ordinary rnaneuver or eham battle. i'r. Chamberlain believe that after - witnessing the mobilisation of a divis- , loo and an attack of thia cnancter senator and representative would re turn to Washington better prepared to legislate for the equipment and training of an army required by mod era conditions of warfare. Here are some of the issues which would be illuminated by such an object First Tha training, organisation and discipline necessary if a division is going to dig itself in properly and otherwise prepare for the defense of anv Bosition it mav hold. Second The difficulties attending ' the defense and attack of a poaition and the training and discipline abso lutely essential if such defense or at tack i to be made. ' Third Effect of high explosive shell and grenade fire and what it mean to have to face it. Fourth Our lack of heavy field urns needed to smash infantry trenchea. Fifth How difficult it would be for a to mobilise one complete division. , which is the smallest complete division of an army. "I am constantly impressed with the difficulty of creating a thorough under standing of the necessity of providing adecrante National defense." aid Sea- ator Chamberlain. ' "People read how battle are fought newadavs in Europe, but they are of the preparation to fight such battles. Ctise Kitf is Assssstcd in &a frasaso tact Bali San Francisco Wong Yuen Yang, . former editor of the Asiatic News, a paper published at Shanghai, as the f official organ of Chinese favoring a re 1 turn to the monarchial form of, govera- ! merit, was shot In the back ; and killed while attending a Chinese Christmas banquet tare Saturday night. The assasain escaped and was unrec- ' osnized. V Wong had taken his Christmas din- ner in a private dining-room wttn u V ri.l r T li both Chinese ' commissioners to. the Panama-Pacifiel exposition from Chili promlce, China. I in we adjoining oanquei oaii nun- " Wiaf i adrtdbiner Wong left his eomproion for a mo- ment to light a cigarette at the cash- ' ier'a desk. Just a bs was about to X return to his - table an unidentified ' Chineea fired two shots, both of which took effect - Wong fell and. crawled 7, to the room ha had left a moment be- v fore. : fie was dead: when medical aid ) reached him. -A ' The assasain threw his weaoon to v the floor and dashed down a long stair- i way to the street, where ho was lost to view in a dense crowd of Chinese and sightseers. r - - ; I Oregon Goes to Militia. San Diego, CaL The battleship Oregon, "the bulldog of the Navy, will be turned over to the California naval militia at San Francisco on Feb ruary 15, according to orders received Monday by Commander Reeve from Secretary of the Navy Daniel.. Tb militia will not have an oppor tunity to handle and fire the 13-inch gun on the Oregon, in Commander Reeves' opinion, . because of the heavy cost, of . operating these oig pi and of tha long course of trainnig quired. -,, - - ; , German Attack Costly. Paris t- "Information received re garding the fighting, on December 21 between ;. Ypre ' and Armentiers" indi cate that th Germans aaustained a loss of more than 8000 men without gaining any ground," says a dispatch on the northern front. "The fighting was most severe and a large quantity of asphyxiating gas was used, but the Enrlish line remained intact. "The attack is ' thought to have been th prelude to aa offensive or to test tb strength of th English front." - ' Silk Hosiery Worn More. : - Washington, D. C A report of an investigation of the hosiery manufac turing industry by tb Department of Commerce was transmitted to Preei- c"-nt WHson by Secretary Redfield. Americans were found to be wearing siik hosiery more and more, and as a rsn't cotton hosiery manufacturers rs tu&klng ees profit than silk manu fsrturera. American manufacturers mem reported to he making a profit of rwij 12 per cent on ecpiul invested. sa-i:if a: v,;;;i u viiliiit J, Now York One of tha weirdest storms the East baa seen In many years rain, bail and snow, accom panied by thumlor and lightning and a g that reached a mavtmum veiocuy of Wil muse an aour oeacemwa iruoa the northwest early Monday as the ef termath of a Christmas tog. It indi rect) caused seven deaths in this city. carried down telegraph pole, damaged shinning, crippled railroad traffic and cauaed coniderebte property damage. The phenomenon of thunder and lightning In the midst of driving snow awakened New Yorkers at the height nf tha atom about 7 o'clock. Twenty-five persons aboard 15 canal boat driven ashore off Sandy Hook were rescued by the coast guard crew, A barge sprang a leak and sank IS mile east of Ambrose Lightship. Seven Erie railroad barge loaded with automobile sank in the East river. The deaths in the city resulting from the gal all occurred while the blind- DAVID STARR JORDAN Or. David Starr Jordan, president of Leland Stanford, Jr, university, sug nested to President Wilson that s conference of neutral nations b called to act as a voluntary court 1 arbitration to receive and consldsr an plana that may be advanced lookinf toward peace In Europe. ing snow storm was at its height. A fireman was fatally injured while re sponding to an alarm. A woman was run over by a streetcar. Another woman collapsed and died in the street while battling against th gale on her way to church. A flagman at Totten viUe, Staten Island, was blown in front of a train and killed instantly. A bicyclist in a heavy rain ran into an automobile at Mineola and was fatally injured, Hia wife, wV was riding with him, also suffered injuries from which she may die. ; An aged man fell oir an icy pavement in Newark and died of a fractured skull on his way to a hospital. ' five Provinces Revolt , San Fiancisew-Tb punitive, a edition against "Juan Shi Kai"is the nune selected for tha organised revo- luticnary party reryrted to be active in China against th return to mon- archial government and the coronation of Yaan Shi Kai as its emperor. This information was contained in a eable- gram received here Tuesday by Tong KingChong, president of the Cbee Kong Tong (Chinese Republic Aseocia- tion) fro the headquarters of the movement - at Shanghai. From the same sources came the first news of the declaration of independence from tha role of Yuan Shi Kai by Yunnan province and the reported revolt of four other Chinese provinces. Marshall's Tree Costly, Washington, D. C. Desiring to eon- form to an amiable Indiana custom of allowing no Christmas go by without a tree Vice President Marshall sent his chauffeur to Virginia to bring Later the vice president waa advised that hi chauffeur had been arrested for speeding, and the vice president's secretary. Mark Tbiatlewaite, went to the rescue The vice president had bis tree in the apartment in th Will- srd. but he said that ha would- advise his chauffeur next time not to be such a hurry about it. Germany Draws Tighter. : Tb Hague American and other neutrals are further restricted from entering Germany under new regula tion issued by th German foreign office. To obtain a vise of bis pass port, the bolder will be compelled to proceed personally to the German (diplomatic or consular office and pro vide two photographs lor tiling, stmt lar to thst affixed to the passport, and also show birth or naturalisation cer tificate The holder of the passport must prove the urgency of his journey, and submit his business papers. , Rocks Rolled on Town, Roma, via- London The following official statement was issued Monday: Along the Tyrol-Trentino-Carnia front there has been sn intense artil lery engagement. The enemy also rolled enormous boulder on th vil lage of Loppio, in th valley of the Anige. from overhanging cliffs, with out causing serious damage. ' "Our artillery shelled numerous calumns of munition stores on the march." Q .- ". ' ,i Vi.-, :-,;;- .. .J NQRTrlWEST MARKET RtFORIS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS! .v..-,,. trv. ntn-f.m 7l bushel; forty-fold, Te club, ; red Fife, tic; red Russian, 810. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, ffilT ton: valley timothy. 112514: al- falfa. 1S.60U.60; cheat, $10(311; oata and vetch. 11 168 H. Illlireed Spot price: Bran, $21 ton: aborts, 123, rolled barley, tm SO. Com Whit. 135 ton: cracked, 31 Vegetables Arttcbokea, $1.10doa.t tomatoes, California, $l.t6$l.M ease; cabbage, 90s cwt; garlic, l&e pound; pepper. 10 O ; eggplant, lOe; snrouta. 8c: horseradish. 8ie; eault flower, T6!l$l.5 dosea; eelery. 0 Oc; bean. ISiatlSa pound; lettuce, I?M r7B crate: neaa. 16c pound. Green Fruit Pear. I1SI1.60 bos; grape, ti barrel; cran berries, $10J U 60 barrel. PoUtosa Oregon, tldJl.lB sack; Yakimas, t.l6Sl.Z5; sweets, 12.50 1.76 cwt. Onion Oregon, buying price, $1.10 f . o. b. hlpplng point. Apples SpiUanbergs, extra fancy, $125 box; fancy, fl; choice, $1.1 1.60: Jonathans, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy. $1.16; choice. $1; Yellow New town, extra fancy, l; lancy, si.to; choice. $1 en 1.26: Baldwin, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1: Russeta. orchard run. $1. Erse Orecon ranch, buying price No 1. 65c: No. 1 18c: No. 8. 18c Jobbing price: No. 1. 88c; Oregon storaf. 2628c Poultry Hsna, amaU. 11 fj lite pound; large, 13114c; springs. 12(J ISc: turkey, live. 15f(20e; dreaaea, 1324c; ducks, 1216c; geese, 10a lie. - Butter City creamery, cub, ex tras, selling at 29ic; firsts. Tie; print and carton, extra. Price paid to producers: Country creamery, 24( He; botterfat. No. 1. 11c; No. I, EM. Veal Fancy, 1010ic pouno. Pork Fancy, 6(s$?c pound. Hons 1916 eroD. nominal. Hide Salted hides. 16e; salted kip, 16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides. 14c: gpreen kin, 16c; green can, ise; drv hide. 25c: dry calf. 17c. Wool Eastern Oregon. 18 zm; valley, 2526c; fall Umba' wool, 26c; mohair. Oregon. 28c Caaeara bark Old and new. SK'e. CatUe Choice steers, $7 & 7.50; good, $6.76 T; medium, $86.75; choice cows. $5.2605.76: good. 6.26; medium, $i.605; heifer, $3.60 6; bulla, $3g5; tags. i.wX(;a.j:o. Hog Light, $.96$B.1Q; aeavy, $4.906.10. Sheep Wether. $4.70.75; wea, $46; lambs, $67.60. No Lowering of Apple Standards. Spokan . Refusal to sanction any lowering of th standards of grade and pack featured th annual conference her Thursday of Washington fruit The warmest fight of tha day can tered around an attempt to allow the putting of worm-stung apple Into th fancy, or No. 2, grade Th Yakima Vallev delentioa led tha battle in favor of tha plan, but was beaten by a vote of 160 to 20, th opposition being championed by th Wenatchee growers. Th fruit men also voted, 90 to 86, to exclude worm-stung apples from th "C" grade : In th heated debate that oreeededtbe vote J. S. Sugrae of Cavere, leader of th Wenatchee dele gation, said sentiment in his district that eventually there would be only two grade of apples, and that the Wenatchee growers favored tha estab lishment of a combination grade to In erase ooui we saucy w w tie ursea uwt we mrwnvutumm v u 1 by-products industry, prefersbly tj ws i growers themselves, wouw bare to D depended upon to handle tha large ton- nag of cull fruit. FlOUr Takes Another Jump. The rtrength of the wheat market IT .v- n ra r.l ! rmJ m u rmuc iwuirot, .www flour prices upward agian. Tb ad-1 vane is 20 cents a barrel In patents which puts wholesale quotation at $5. 20. Other domestic grades underwent a similar advance Export flours also higher at $4-204.80. Millfeed ia holding steady in spite of large stocks, aa there is excellent demand. Wheat Is decidedly strong in all th country markets. Bids on the basis of $1 Coast were mad for bloestem, but farmers asked $1.02 adjnor. Wheat Outlet Cloa. The embargo on wneat snipmenis io i Atlantic seaboard terminals is now miMii enmniata. and aa the larffer k. hnfin. l.f. hu Wn far I shipment of that character, the result ..... . .... .1 niiM, nhiMiiiiM r mffttrttv in 1 tha Northwest. Export operttions I have not entirely ceased, however, and it is said there is little buying against tUm nn..hllit that tha Mnharon will not be of long duration. Thar is also aim trade for Eautern milling account. hot. on the whole business passing In tha country is of much smaller volume I Coal Boom Expected. ' Chehalis. Wash. Report of the possible building of a railroad through tbe Cascade mountains in tb vicinity of the Cowlitz Psss have aroused much (ntereat here, owinc to the ownership by Chehalis people and others, of val- uable anthracito coal deposiu in that a Iillputisn auditorium, where cmi vicinity. These holdings msy be sold dren's plays will be given, and a ba te Eastern coal operator who are look- xaar for the free .exhibition of new imr for Western property lor develop-1 ment. Msny who have examined th district declare there Is a large tonnag of high-grade eoaL No coal has been shipped from that field. Klamath Falls Packing Plant Starts. Klamath Falls, Or. Klamath Falls has a meat packing plant that began operation this week. Th plant is an extension of the operations of th Klamath Packing company, of this city, and, in addition to supplying Klamath FalU market, it will ahln to Is California pointe An expert ia in charge packer f All rcad mmc KCO EHCKDI f3 K0HT3 CF CCIOiB tAlcego-rui reoonis in me of railroad Uaffla war broken In Oct- bar, who the flood or export snip- emu for Europe, coupled with tha &SU2U&1 "ttsX ti Astumn artlrlty. gross revenues of United States rait wavs war carried to a total of mora than $313,000,000. Simultaneously, for th first tint In almost two year, expense recorded aa Increas over th year before. These are features af figures forth month compiled for road which oper ated mileage of more than $66,000 miles, omitting th smaller road. October, ISIS, tha previous record month, reported a total of about $306 000,000. Th old record thus is beat en by about $7,000,000. Striking a thia October gross seems agtnt th Door earning of recent year, it is SENATOR CHARLES S. THOMAS Senator Charles 8. Thomas of Colo rado, chairman of the aenata ci mltte an woman uffrg, pacified th suffragists by providing for a hearing before th eommltte on th Susan B. Anthony amendment removing from the aallet tha qualification of aa. noteworthy that tha growth in three only years sine October, 1912, ' lightly more than 2 per cent. Sine then about 7500 mile of oper ated mileage have been added. Nor- growth in traffic with which ingle exceptional months eannot holly be compared, I considered about 8 per cent a year. Abnormal conditions In expenses, which left ia September a record- bearking net revenue, continued in October, and another new high point for net waa set at nearly $120,000,000. $7,000,000 abov September' record. ...... , U'osi lastsir Yard Cants ' At fzfihzi Will Great Less Damag of probably $100,000 .. to $160,000 was caused to th plant of tha Emerson Hardwood company, at Twentieth and North Front street, Portland, at 1 o'clock Tuesday morn ing Th fir broke out in a dry tun at .lw.fc n.. W,k f the nrda 1, i It Waa estlmsted that 200,000 feet h.nT.nni inn,iutr had bean da- tt was valued at $60 to $160 a thousand feet, according to th trraAem of wand. Th plant was located in North Port- gtoe, Work, A West- . em jLAimoer company. on tha water- front. Tb Eastern ft Western plant was not in any danger, but tha firemen be gan playing water on tha Iron works. The Northern raeine owl train, leav ing Portend at 12 :80 o'clock, was halted bv tha fire ' - Tha fire was moot spectacular, Mtng visible through the mist from nearly every part of th city. ; Estat Goes to Charity. Wew YorkMrs. Laura S. Rockefel ler, wife of John D. Rockefeller, who lat March, left an estate valued lt i 490,471, according to th ap-l Inralsal filed in tha Surrogate's court. Th balk of the estate as announced when the will was probated, goes to cnarwaDie ana eaucuiomu iibuvuhm. . . n 1 .tt huJJi.. an, nocaeieuw wums ' whicn sn Dequeatneu to ner son." apparised. at 3. Her most jsluable piece 01 . jeweiry, mauwiw icnain. vaiueu Bt Ke w " daughter, Bantt Will buiio noma. New York Christmas day brought the announcement that architect have been commissioned to prepare plans for a monument to Santa Claus in th form of a build.ng which will serv a hasAroarters in this city for the Inter- national Santa Claus association. The structure will exemplify the 'spirit of Christmae Th plan will provide for toys to encurage ino wj-uuiun w austry in tcis country. War Airmen Not Citizens. Washington, D. C. State depart- meat officials have Indicated that no action would bo taken on demands for the internment of Elliott Cowdin, Nor man Prince and William Thaw, three Americana now bom on furlough from th French army. Tha department nrobsblvwUl take tbe position that when th three mon Joined the army of foreiam nower they retiouncea their Ameircan citizenship ana entered wis country as soiaiers unsraieo. " "-if- " : tio miosny ni Century Hat Wrought , tn Feelings. Chanfjt French eld!r View MmMee f I th Downfall f Nspolssn, Ishlb Ked In tritlsh Capital, With. aut ixprsasloa ef Imotlsis Kvry America visitor to London, probably, make a call at tha three storied building opposite th Hon Guard, th former banqueting ball of th palace of Whitehall, from a win dow on tb second Door of which King Charts I stepped onto tb lo cution platform and, after addressing tha gathered throng, brarsly mat hi t raglo fate remarks tha London Ttmee Th building I bow called tha Royal United Servlc Museum, and la th mala hall, contrasting strangely with th richly figured calling by Petr Paul Rubene are thousands of rsllcs recalling tha almost numborlsss war In which th manhood of this country ha engaged. Yesterday tha writer followed through th turnstile of th museum two French Infantry soldiers, on laav from th front, fresh from month af Sghtlng. ld by side with Tommy Atktne against a common foe. Ia th great hall, la eoormou show caaee are models setting out tha exact posi tions at tha battle of Trafalgar and Waterloo, those hlstorlo combats oa land and on sea which did so much to mar tha fortunes of Napoleon and to hatter tha predominant position of France In on case little patch of msie- believe amok trace th two Itnee th allies and tha French, while cluster of tiny red brick house mark th po sition of village of Belgium familiar area to vry follower of the present world struggle. Ia th second cm th fleet of Nel son ta shown at tha critical moment when, led by th Victory and th Fighting Temeralre. It pierced tha line of th French and Spanish fisets. Indeed, It eemed to th writer h hung orsr th showcases and studlsd th poslUoue that Nelson used th phalanx" as affectively as did Von Mackeosea In Galicia. and aa French and Joffre are trying to do la Franca and Belgium now. But. beside the two cases, tber are mora Immediate Ilnka with tha French and English past. Nearby Is th skelston of Ns poison's favorite charger. Ia another case Is th curved sword wore by Wellington at moat of his famous engagements Many are tha relics of tb peninsula campaign. Her la tha uniform, capa and hat worn by Wellington during tb whol peninsula campaign, and "deposited" la th mussum by hi valsL On erery Id are guns taken from tha Freach, while overhead are battle Sags bear ing tha car of honorabl warfare And tha two Freach soldlar viewed It all without enmity or unpleasant comment. - PROTECTION FOR THE RACER Novsl Armored Suit That It 11 Thought Would 8v Llf la ' Cvsnt of Aceldsnt A pneumatic armor ha been pat ented for tha purpose of earing tha lives of motor-cycle ridere and par! tlcularly racers, wbe with this pro-1 tectiv garb, may smash Into each otber or dive Into a fence without tb least regard for tb consequence. The armor consists of a one-plecs suit of stout material into which th wear er Is laced. Attached to th exterior of th suit la a long tub curled back and forth until th entlr person of th wearer is protected by a cushion of air. Tbe latter ! pumped Into tbe tub In tb am manner a a tire 1 moated, and when It Is desired to pack tb suit tb air may be allowed to escspe so that th outfit will tak up as llttl specs as possible The Inflation and defla tion is don through th mean of th check valves at tha bImvm and at tb trousers top. Perpetual Restraint "When I was a boy," said Mr. Cum- fox, "my father used to reprova m for reading dime novele" "It waa meant for the Dest. ' "But a person ongbt to get beyond tbat sort of discipline sometime Now mv daughters reprova m lor wanting to see all tha moving plcturee" Th Masculine View, His Wife Isn't my new gown Quit becoming to me dear itu ti ...K.nI C tira tlifna- AtiA I anrno(. ths bill for it will soon b omlog to me Odd Dream Adventure "Talking of dream," said th Jolly arid man, "tbe other nlht an luoau descent bulk burst tn our bed room whtl 1 was doting and dreaming that I ... jrivina mv aula ilunc a cnun- I try road, on hearing th esplostoa 1 got out, ana wnea I woae up under the bed tinkering the prim with my wife's maalour mC iiostoa Transcript. Th Call af th Llnke "Jock. moa. I'll go y a round ea IKa links I' lha mitfulll'" "The morulu'T" echoed Jock, da- bloualv. "Ay. mon. th morning', I'll o 1 a rouad If v like " . "Ay. well" atd Jock. "Ill to 7. But 1 had Intended to get marrlt th morula'.' Uosloa Traniorlut . Were Trouble Avertse "Ttiav rieht like eats and doge" "Then you don't tbluk It waa a for tune! mArrlaaet" ' "Oh. ee In a wy. If tbsy hadal married each other, each wight bar married someone else, and mada four people unbappy lusteau of twe,, Boa- ton Tranacript f Tw USwl fWH iwX.IHUm la Pal Baxilae ifc I'urwk riiaiJne V, baUawM.rvllMiUnea. M Um Wa fih Mothsrlssef "W hsv Just loarned that Adam aa tha first man," aald th 8unday School teacher to tha Infant elaae "Now It Adam waa tha first man, eaa you tell ai who was tb first woman r And tha little chap at th and of tha mw declared confidently ! -His metherP Philadelphia Ro- ord. . Thy urely 0 It "I don't ue why Terbody I ao dowa oa the war censors Areat they merely performing a couslslent dutyT "How soT" "Well, what good la a censor antes h incense th people rlial Urn ore American. Te Bm U te tw ise Alwaya haks In aura's rool-SMS, s powder. 1 eumfcoi, Hitlit. soi!t . oH hwt arwearu,tnrawliig nilsua aunlAo. At til Sruxl.u auS b Una. SM. tKwl aMWnl utTiutitiui. Miai'leMilxiratJt. AAdrea titoa a, oiiMKd. Say a. I. . Lt, Not Qon Befare An elderly gsntlemaa waa obaerved acting rather nervously la a depart ment store and tha floorwalker ap proached him. "Anything 1 can do for your "I hare lost mv wife" "Ah. ves. mourning good two flight up." responded ta floorwalker, boston Transcript. Quallflsd. "Mr. Redlnk." aald tha boss, vra ly. "you got off yeaterday afternoon nnder tha Dies of being lck. I saw you afterward going to tha races, and u ii.in'i inuir ta be at all sick." Mr. Hedlnk waa fully equal to th occasion. . ro ought to haa eea me after tha second race sir," h said. Puck. GmIkm IuU tMtnwU-M lot 4tao-l twt C IMrUMttt. mua. MIndrteod. " "Tou will understand," aald tb elocution teacher, "that when 1 wave my bands In the air and more my lips without being beard. I am "- picture of profound mental anguish." "I m glad to snow (nai, th pupil. "I thought you were giving Wf IU1IWUVM W. k.b.w Washington 8ur. Sim naaiife. Iima Reeallrel rres Ocaiiau ai4 rsriMtoua m4 Martae Se Kady away year batare H was Itn4 ae a DeaMsiM are ateauiM. aimue m uu madad by Out Fhf Meteaa aa goanuHoea by Ibm aa a Bailable Halt! tor Sr Ul Need Can. Try It In roar sad la ' We eeMMtlng Jul T Cfnn. KnyfelarlBe af rear Brastlat aeSMilMlMela, aad li llfWd wrtt lot ef UM rw. atttuHM mvm tumnutt ctx, cuxuauu , In Safa Hande "I hear there I a movement on foot to weed out all unscrupulous law vara at tha Plunkvllle bar." "We Investigated and found there are no unscrupulous lawyers at th Plunkvllle bar." "Who investigated "Us lawyereVLoulsvlila Courier XsurnaL . "". A Running Account "I bought this armchair on th In stallment plan," "Kasy termst" "itatherl A dollar down and a dol lar whenever the collector eaa catch me." Boston Transcript. , Making Coin Fly. "'I suppose you get soms good busi ness from th 400 T" " "Oh, yes," aald th New York mer chant. "But tbe dlssy spender are the ones who are trying to break into th 400." Louisville Courier-journal. Incrsassd Consumption. "Why do you insist tbat peopt are not Ilka they wer In your youth T" rwhen I was young," replied Mr. Dusttn 8 tax, "I burned the midnight oil. - My boys burn gasoline 14 hour In tb day." Washington Star. " Just 80. ' ' KT It may be that there Is to snob thing as luck. Still, It Is sometimes difficult to understand why one side of a street should be so much busier than th other. Lcutsvllt Courier Journal. .Her ' "reference. Sunday School Teacher Tou must grow up to be good. Don't you want to be looked uo tot. - Little Km ma Wayup No; I'd rather be looked around at Judge, The Autocrat My father U a captain in the army," aid tbe little boy in blue, "and what ever be aays the men have to do it" "That's nothlnl" retorted the boy in the red sweater. "My old man's a Janitor." '...- ;, ; . . . On Its Hssls. First Father What! Your son ! aa undertaker: Why, I inougot you aid be waa a doctor. Second Paternal Relative "No, I said he followed the medical profeslon. Harvard Lampoon. Yotf mm n..u.nr Ihrourh vour atabla mil 01 whn rnu baaln tha traiinrit. N mMr how ""; SPOHN' la aafa to um on any coll. !t la wond-rCiit bow It iimiM all dltmpra, tin nrnttr bf" ro!t or hwtti st anv an. are "awael.- All 'l rtnisji.it and turf SxlS Ln, anil mantirarlurera e!l (vPOMN'8 Mf art eenta ami It a Iwltla: 15 and 110 a eon. S.'OHN C-O-i C .lata sd RsoterloleBista, aor.n, Ins.. U. e A. To C!::nso Rusty Mail Wounds Always CM te tha a a a e r--. 11 rx nAiruituii D VTiaa at A IINIMSN For CaH. Wirt Cuts. Lamaneaa. f (rains. Dunoktt, Tfcrwsh. Okl Sor. NailWoutula,FootP- rutuU, DIfng, L. liads Since 1840. rrle 23s, 10 aad 1100 : . All Defers Dalles CoIumhiT Lino Winter chdul14tgJ. 05 to Mar. I. IShwi i Hi rmil Tln till- IMlM. Mi ewra em r rhiar. u r (Miae Tajrw si. iv . 1Mb Jnd Pncttgri IW Im Mad fnaa ymit tM m l-at k H ! N TIKka VkHI. am. , OMKUON VVUNl.lftU l-O. HO WaakiasM 8U rorUand, Or. LEARN WATCHMAKING n.i... I urwAlala tan a.4 anlMn1 BMaltM iMiKlnt. pnaiUMM aM.l-l f ft mum aad HrlMkn, WUHum. . Iuf ravta aad UliUial IwaaM. IW aalU MiuMU. rarUaad. Uneu. WHIT EREAI-CP-A-CCLD TACLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colt Is and 1 Crinne Price Itf of your dniirgtat. It s good. Take nothing eue auv, MosascBSe Oils ssd Grc and FEDDUL TIRO JLND Til lUnlaa, mTN NOVUM OF SKKVKK. y motom oar svrrLr CO, fne lj Broadway Me remand, Ore Mtundrtood, "Tou will anderstaad," said tha lo cution teacher, "that when 1 war my hand In th air and move my llpa without being heard, I am giving a picture of profound mental anguish." 'I'm glad to anew mat,- answered tha pupil. "1 thought you were givlug Imitation or a train policeman,' Washington Star. - Tha Only Way. ' Peddler I have a most valuable book to sell, madam. It tolls how to do everything. Lad (sarcastically) JOs it ton how to get lid of a pestering peddler? Peddler (promptly) on, yes, msa. ami Duy something from htm. Ill mlng Age-Herald. A Literary Rarity. How did you hsppen to buy this boot and shoo Journal r 'It didn't bav a airi on in rront eover. Tb novelty mttc cf appeatey . to me" Loulavlllo Courier-Journal. Moderation. "Do you belle la telepathy" "I shouldn't Ilk to it carried to an extrema," replied mis tayenne If verybody could ascertain what everybody else I thinking about, so few of us would bo oa peaking terms!" Washington 8tar. Cool. V " - Say. old man. wfll you lend rows a five dollar bill?" Ia he rvallv ia need or 11 T "Rather, lie wants to pay ma with. It" Boston Transcript, , One of th Ways' . . She An agent waa &'- h J with a nacbin for Dewd.r Ithout tbe us of bah' bought one . h way or blow. He Well, of al!ii---n tp-..., ' ing OU' dOUghl-jMOatuT'l?Sa;iipt Let fllllam Do It "That aon uf yours Is a lifceiy iao. Sam. Wbyion't you lot blm Join id and help ust to end the war? "What! mjv boy, BIIIT Naw, Bw. What I say la ufiat tpere kayser, started tb war. let ImlflnlaU it Is If." . Rsvsrss Influence "So vou voted for nrohllilUonT'11 "Sure." renlled Uncle Hill lloltlotiiTJ "For years every ticket I voted for hash been defeated. So 1 didn't take any chance." Washington Star. BLACK LEG Mssri tumy rprvoiTrj br ? aiukU rim. !. Hfvd. fr-fc, wit.ti' wttrmi a Vmwi Noiun.a tow" f tnt em iwl la Wrtai for tort: nl tnmili (-im. . b'cwi.f em. i 1 .as fm an. Inlarlar. ts.lt CullarM be rh mttMHf ar Cxuu amlucl. U W m Man a! Hllln In MmlaH tii ' T'll SUTTkf tvASOSSTOSV, SHUllh Kiiwa 'C,Gcc Wo aerfanfal Raaw ffl. (wMi'.ful barb cl r-mrnli.4 ear all kln-t. uf MtrnanU of MM aMi WblMMUffllh out ofi-ratwi-t, C'hinaM bmv-Sv htxl. arvtl vnlmtiM. whtch ar en.. . v fha aMtlkal aeianea of On. aountry. W Writ lot blank and elrc-uiar. H-rwl nm la! C. Cet W Chinese Mdicht Ce' 1821 fint m. Portland. On ManUoii Papar. P, N. U. 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