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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 24, 1915)
QUIETLY F.1ARRIED i - cf Drii; 111 kl Couple Co for Honeymoon to Hot Springs, Va. Episcopal Ring . I Service Used In Wedding. Washington. D. C. President Wll on and Mi. Edith Boiling G!t were Berried bere at 8:30 o'clock Saturday ntcht, with simple ceremony epoken la tb bride'e Horn In tb preeence of fwer than 80 gueeU, virtually ail of whom were relative. Hey left soon afterward for two vMi' honeymoon la th Sooth, at Shortly after 10 o'clock the Prel Wt and Mr. Wilson entered wait- in. Whit Hoim automobile and B tored to Alaiandria. Va., acroaa tba Potomac, to tak their privet car there and avoid crowd at tb railroad station In this city. tv PrMufent dined aa Banal at tb WTiita House at T 'dock with hit daughters and afterward drov to hi bride's home, about a mil from tho xecutiv mansion. A eold, driving rain, which awer tha city all day. cleared off at auneet and tha avaainf wa cool and pleeaant. Because tb wadding arrangamanU and tha hoar of tha ceremony had bean kept a doe secret, thara wara few on thaatreeU about tha White House, bat near tha bride's home tha crowd m hold hack bv tha nolle linea mrmA nr!na? tha afternoon. Everything waa in reedineae for the ceremony when toe rresiaenc amveu it nfvwMdwl without muaic N.UW the President nor Mra. Gait had any attendant and there were no Sahara or flower girl. Neither the army, to nary nr ww eorpa waa represented and the occasion waa aaaantlallv what both had Wiahed u m Ka a knina wadding. On the first floor of tha bride's home, in two communicating rooms, a uii hnwar bad been arraneed with a background of farbyanee and maiden hair ferns, which, extended irom u floor to the ceiling. Overhead there wmm mmm rJ amen in tha forni of a linad with Scotch heather, Ia tha background and at tha center was placed a large mirror, framed with or chids and reflecting the scene, lira. William H. Boiling, the bride's mother, gave her away. im rreei dent stood to the right of the clergy men and the bride stood on their left, at aaaa Ttr Smith hemn the words of the Episcopal marriage service, the President making Bis leaponaea raws, and then the bride making here. Af a tha hrtia nramiaed to 'love, cher ish and obey," the President placed the wedding ring, a plain band of gold. on her finger and then, after a prayer and while the couple clasped their right hands together. Dr. Smith de clared them husband and wife. The krla anil aimnla mremonv was OTOr. The entire party then turned to the dining room, where a buffet supper was served. ted Y& fefy K. f Ee-dCs: a a V iw'wt iafT3"7a ' n Ptn ITivW nreesure of his ax 'murali .the weight of his defeat in Sonora. and tha counsel of his wife, General Francisco Villa is on hia way to tha border and the United States, - if. .sit- 4f MminifwU-.1iuliff re. U im uwv v .iin..-"- -- ( bounced and his determination to con tinue lighting the do facto government . of Carransa until death, broken once and for all. J- Telegrams in code from the capital aid briefly: "Peaee has bees declared here. ThaM will ha no. mora fiirhtlnl." v Rof nra nmonncinfl' his command. Canarml Villa was united to Mrs. ViUa In a dvil marriage. They had been married by a church ceremony several h am at San Andres. Chihuahua. but the civil marriage was required by Vaxiean law to make t&e lie lerai. Gorman Troopa In 8rrla. London Dispatches to Beutar's Tal- graph company from Ajnsterdam say: "it fa nmnrted that Field Marshal 'von Der Goits, eonimandar-iixhief ' tb!ishing his beaxlquarters at Aleppo, Syria, where tha Turkish and Ger man troopa under hia command are being equipped for an invasion of ' Egypt .: - 'Raveral lam eorrjs of German MfMim are -roinar to TurkeT under a three-year contract to teach the German language." Bribed General 8ulclda. Geneva,' via London Numerous newspaper reports received here an tha aniclde of General Joneseo. aommandinc: the Second Boomanian i wijr w k . . k,rir,B in the atorv. tha e;eneral was sxispected of having been bribed by one of the powers. The minister of war ordered an Inquiry and, his sus picions being confirmed, he sent two , A inform General Joneseo of v. .Knit nf tha inveatication. Two hnr later General Joneseo linad himself. Aero Club to Aid Militia. New Fork The Aero Club of Amer- that it will five finan- i.'latea desiring to buy st tV ft militia organita- l s rf the militia in 24 h-jh ki i ir assistance. , ,-o i :..b v. . edd 10 per cent M vo !. t: 0,000 raised in i . i . . hruary 1 next. In v of the m mm snxs irmi tr..t,utn. n fl Perriinfr receipt f A.u.tria.ilunirarv'a reDlr to the sec ond American note regarding the sink ing of the Italian steamanip Ancone, i. L"-a uatimtr. t In- Auatro-Hungarian ambasay, la eondoc- ing or forming a basis to conduct in formal negotiations Wiia oecrawj fnain- look Ins? toward an amicable .i nt tha eantroverav. An tn timattoa to that effect was received at the Sute department Wednesday alter the rhtrn had conferred bv wo length with the aecretary. v It la understood Baron xwteuinea attamntin negotiation similar to wa Mn.hu4J k Count von Bern torff, the German ambassador, follow ing the sinking or the ateamenip Arabic It to considered Improbable, however, that such negotiations can develop to an important stage until after receipt of the nest formal eom nnnieaUon from Austria-Hungary, which is expert- time within KISS UARGHERITTA TILLMAN Miss Msrgheritta Tillman, daughter of Commander H. Tillman, U. 8. N. and Mrs. Tillman, hae Just been for mally Introduced to Washington Bo ol ety. She has been one of the lead are of the younger set In the national capital. the next week. Just what authority has been given Baron Zwiedinek by his government has not been made known. It was re called here that relations between the iTn;tal states and Gennanv were seri ously strained when the German Am bassador took virtually a free hand to conduct the negotiations, which pre vented the situation from becoming mora serious than it at one time was. frksi 6f President WUsca ei ; Sard Kssics Is Hater War New York Colonel E.1 M. House, confidential advisor of President Wil- on aald Wedneadav that be would shortly sau for Europe at tne request of the President, nnlonel House declared the sole pur pose of his trip would be to deliver to certain American amDassaaora iniorma tion regarding this government's at titude on various international matters now pending. He denied emphatical ly that his trip will In any way be a mm miaatnn. "I am s-oinar to Europe at the re quest of the President and the Secre tary of State, for the purpose of tak- lnr information to some CI OUT linnw sadors," he said, "in order that they may have more intimate Knowieugeoi this Kovernment's attitude regarding certain phases of inernational ques tions and in order to oduu irom ukhu their mint of view on these matters. "It is not aavisame 10 onng noun at this time any of our ambassadors from the belligerent countries, k nas ham fnnnd imnoaaibie to convey or ob tain by cable or correspondence quite the correct atmosphere Gotham Can Now Eat Horseflesh. New York Sale of horse meat for food will be permitted in New York after January 1,' the board of health announces. Commenting on the rev ocation oi me section o in" o-u.ij code which prohibited the use of horse meat, Mr. Emerson said that, while we oeeiui otiwmi -j recommend it, no harm can be seen In I it. naa "Tha horse never has tuber culosis, and almost never communi cates a malignant disease to unman bainm." ha said. "Hereafter old horses will be fattened for meat." French Call Off Cruiser. " Washington, D. C French embassy officials, although lacking official word of the activity or the cruiser uescariea in West Indian waters, believe that she has been ordered to cease search- inir American ahins on the high seas. anJ that no further search or seizure would be made until diplomatic corre- would be made until diplomatic corre-1 apogee over theCosn CaroUna and Run Juan incidents is closed. Tbey point out that the American note prob ahi waa not delivered in time to reach the Descartes before Purser William Garde was taken from the Borinquen. t B.'i War Melon Is Cut. Cleveland. Ohio Directors of the r2nuiii Chemical eomoanv Wednee- a.- ,t a war melon bv declaring an extra cash dividend of 6 per cent and a special stock divdiena or iw per m, in aMitlnn to the auarterly dividends of per cent on both common and pre ferred stocks. Tha anmhinfid dividends 00 both COm- shares. Including v . . . ' ; ' "... the special dividends, have a cash val- - . . mm AAA AAA IWORID'S DOmGS OF CURIM VEEll tat tssx tf tad Km , u . r ErOTwGS LI A KITS211 Uva News Items of A3 Nations and Padfic Northwest Condensed v for Our Busy Readers. . Uh Rarah Bernhardt, tha famous actreaa, U reported dying la Paris. Great Britain now demands enlist ment of her eligible, to full strength. Russians capture Bulgaria's chief seaport at Varna oo tha Black Sea. The city lies in ruins. One woman la killed in Klamath county, Oregon, and one man wounded In a food over ownership ox a piece or property. The Northern hemisphere produced In 191ft S. 690. 000. 000 bushels of wheat, an Increase of 19.4 per cent 1914. Aa Athena dispatch to Router's Telegram company aaya that a British submarine baa sunk ue uerman steamer Laroa and other craft in the Sea of Marmora. The tdtro-cbrcarin plant of the Aetna Powder company at Fayvllla, I1L, was blown un when 8000 pounds of nitro glycerin exploded. Tha explosion was due to chemical reaction. It la announced from Teheran, that the Ruaaiana hare occupied the town of Kum, 80 miles southwest of Te heran, after a great Battle. ine op posing fore was completely oeieaieo. The National Tidende. of Copen hagen, prints a statement of Dane from Constantinople that the Krupps works outside Constantinople have been destroyed by bombs dropped by British airmen. Tha attorney general of Illinois de mands a grand jury investigation of the death of the deformed child In a rhlraim Irani tL which was Dermittod to die when simple operation might have saved its me. Tha Fnronean noee flv. which at- tacka horses and cattle alike, has been found to interfere aenouaiy wiia larm operations in the West. The depart ment of agriculture is planning to stamp out the peat if possible. The El Paso. Tex., police depart ment receives report that 1000 Villa troops have arrived in Joans from the south and that S000 mora were within a abort distance of the town. It was said General Villa waa not with the party. a nWiatfan nf tiO-000 haa been made by Henry Ford to the Christian ia Stu dents' society lor a new noiiaing. in making the donation Jar. rata an nounced that he believed the students doing much to promote world peace. , .. Samuel Coroners, president of the American Federation of Labor, gave considerable evidence before th grano jury investigating the activities of the I.annr'a National reae touncil in io mentins- strikes of employe in muni tion planta. According to figures announced in London toe number of casualties in fVnaaia Baxonv. Bavaria and Wurtem- burg up to November SO were 2,524,- 460. Of this number 484,228 men were kiUed or died of their wounds, 854.198 were severely wounded, 27,674 died of disease and 881,149 were miss ing. Naval casualties were not in cluded in these figure. A. naw nreeldent has been elected In the republic of Switserland. 1 aat Iwnui In demands for wool is predicted when th war ends. BaaMla mJIm eantnre.14 Chinamen being smuggled In from Vancouver, B. a -,--. , w . - W The state banks of Washington ln aa. their denosiU 82.600.000 over taV of vessel to exoort grain has congested th western elevators wrw wheat Alien emDloves of tha dty of Aber deen, Wash., will lose their jobs un less tsey become natural izeo. Tha nlana for the Portland DostofSe are dassie In design ana provision ior - - . . , mAm enlarging th building i mad-. The German Wernroent has adopt- tesoiutlona providing I or maximum nnx gjyj by-products, rice and vea-etahlaa. alao f oodstuffs f OT liveetock. rVitlem atndenU ' returning home mm Raattle to Snokan for the boll days bad fitted for them a ear in which to dance. Tha French eovernment is consider ing the extension of th moratorium on all commercial obligation for the term of the war. Unless congress provide for 60 or 70 additional employee ior ine irerwu of construction and repair of the Navy " m , ' . ,,. M n 1 6.? tMl tt year building program will be delayed six months or longer. Rmm helieva. herself safe for th nresent. at least, from any Incursion by th fighting forces of Europe. . The body of a man missing nearly two vears waa found in a trunk buried in the basement of a building in Phila delphia. . Th. Portland Market Men's assoei tiort, composed of meat market pro prietor and Including all the large hot In the city, is engaged In a war m . flai.h with the Meat Cutters' nn- inn Tha trouble waa started by a strike over a half hour a I mumIrV time lo to NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat BioeaUun, 9e; forty-fold, 9 Jo club, Sic; red Ufa. 90c; red Russian. 90c MUlfccd Spat prices: tun. t2i per ton; shorts, 123; rolled parley, l-930. Corn Whit, 3S par ton; crscked, IS. Hay Eastern Oregon, timothy, ft! IT; valley timothy, Utl4; alfal fa. 81S.(0itI4.8O: cheat. tlOdllliaaU and vetch, 1114212. Vegetable Artichoxee, i.s dottm; tomatoes, California, fl.tNS 1.(0; cabbage. 90 hundred; garile, 15c pound; pepper, 64t8 pound; egg plant, 10 pound; sprout, 8 tt 9e pound: horseradish, 8c; caulinower, 76cst$1.25; celery, 60C66 doaen; bean, llidtISc; lettuc. Sil7( crate; peas, 16. Groan Irults rsars, $1(21. M par box; grapes, 86 per barrel; cranber ries, $1014.80 barrel Potatoes Oregon, I1Q1.25; Takl maa. 1.10tl.l5 per sack; sweets. $2.60 per hundred. Onion Oregon, buying prlca, 1, f. . b. shipping point. - Apple Spitienbergs, extra fancy, $2.26; fancy, $2; choice, fl.26tftl.0; Jonathans, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, fl; Yellow Newtowna, extra fancy, $8; fancy, $1.T6; eholc. $131.25; Baldwina, aitra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1; Rus set ts, orchard run, $1. Egg Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1. 42c; No. 1 80c; No. 8, 20c; jobbing prices: No. 1, 4IJ44e; Ore gen storage, 26$2Se. Poultry Hen, llftlSe; springs, 11Q1S; turkeya. 17e; dressed, Wt 22c; ducks, 124j!l4e; geese, 89c Butter City creamery, cubs, ex tra, selling at 81 Je; fiats, 29c; print and cartona, extra. Price paid to producers: Country creamery, Ud 28c, according to quality; butterfat, premium quality, 88c; No, 1 average quality, 81c; No. 2. 29c. Veal Fancy, 1010e pound. Pork Fancy, 6ie7 pound. Hope 1916 crop, 8tl2e pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 182tc; valley, 2 5 26c; fall lambs' wool, 25e; mohair, Oregon, zse pouna. Cascar bark OW ana new, s.vfvs PC1- . . ... Cattle Choice steers, mvfi.vu; good, $8.767; medium, $8.60178; .Mm Mwa. 8S.S6dL5.75: rood. IWt 6.25; medium, $4.605; heifer, $8.60 6; bulls, 13 5; stags, ,oua.o.io. Hob UghL &.mib,vo; neavy, $4.905. - Sheep Wethers. .7!XS0.bv; ewee, $4(g; lambs. $6(7.60. Conned Milk to Advance." Portland The statement was made recently by a man closely associated ih ii. ...uj m(1W hnainaaa that he WIUI ..a.a.iw . would not be surprised if titer was an advance or ew cents a case in yiiam th near future. Ha based his opinion on th fact that th demand at the mo ment is exceeding th supply, and manufacturer are facing a bard gam. It la eaid mat lau.ovu case w canned milk have been shipped recent ly to Franc and that on Eastern manufacturer who puts out a orana oi milk under hi own nam is In th market for 60,000 ease. It U pre sumed this is wanted to nil an expon order. Up to th present time it I believed no fewer than 260,000 cases k.n wim ahmad. All jobbers are now asking 3.iu ior ltariKOld mux. xn aovanc w te au mada MM time afltL but was not adhered to by the entire trad, for various reason. - - Country Creameries Unite. Euirene. Ore. That the Eugene Varmara' erajunorV Will Unit With other co-operative creameries of the stUf to protect themselves and assist In marketing products oi to pianw aa tha aanaa of a Aeetins! Of th shareholders of th local plant Th meeting was similar to others Dew in different part of th state where thara ara lapated ettvonerativ cream er fee. It is th outcome of discontent and charges that th butter market oi Portland has been manipulated in soma manner. S. Schrock, representative of th staba dairy and food commis sioner's office, and U. r. r reven, oi the United State department of agri anititra. won nreaant at the meeting. It is th plan to hold a big meeting of the representatives oi ait in co-oper ative ereamerv association In the stat in th near future. Bearish Wheat Reported. Chieazo Heavy profit-taking by longs who asserted mat ineguvern- ant mmi rannrt waa likalv IO DTOV bearish, wiped out th greater part of a lively advance scored inursaaj in tha whaat market here. Th close was heavy at a net gain of fe to lie with Deeebmer at $1.16 and May at $1.17i 1.17. Th setback that ensued rmm tha ton level of the session WSS most apparent In th May option, De cember contract remaining compara tively firm owing to fears that a strike I. nau nit tha I IhlratrO Halt rSUWBV might interfere with current deliveries. " Wheat Goes to New York. Pendleton For th first time in the history of wheat raising In this county shipment ar now being made directly from local warehouse to tb Naw Vorlr UarVeta. ' H. W. Collin expert to ship out 8000 ton this week from hi ware, honaa Naa, York. There la sot much left of the present local supply of wheat which will be aeeeptabl In Na York for the reason that the At lantic nort ealls for Al quality. There ar no facilities for cleaning wheat on tha Atlantic seaboard a Here. Sates of Cider Never 8o Urge Tacoma Mor cider haa been sold this season than ever before, as far as Tacoma Is concerned, say mercnanta. r?atll daatara ara lavlnir in biff SUD- Dlle for Christmas and New Years mmA ..a .n.lntii tn know if there is any ebane of a scarcity should their supplies not be larg . enough. Com mission men Inform them that there will be plenty on hand. Th varieties offered ar Jone Brothers and Schult Oreron ciders, said to b equal to any made. Fresh ranch esre ar now wholesaling at 40&42 nU a dozen. TMr-fO yt"Vf Af t!'T1",IWll ImJahv HmrsittAnii In ftth Mrtari MWimvi . wwm " - ofth, front on th UUtpoH roniMoU than thoM from which trootw wr tt .1 r.va4.. 6a kiatBa. kaMh afel la. mWWIH A Bjpaj uai T hsti -v- VT.... tlrewn, ar to b eootinoed, it U intl- mated In aa omciai autement issuea her. Th withdrawal waa effected without th knowledge of th move ment on th part of th Turks, It la declared. Th British troops at th cmvia ana Ansa district of th.Galllpoll Psnln- sula wer officially reported to have been withdrawn. "Further detail of th evacuation of the Ansae and Suvla sones hare been received." say th official state ment. "Without th Turks being aware of th movement a great army has been withdrawn from on of .the area occupied oo th Galllpoll Penin sula, although la th closest contact itk tha anamv. R this, contraction of th front at other point of th line will be mor effectively carried ouv QUEEN OF BULGARIA Tha auaaa af sjulaarla. whose ability aa a nurse ha been manifested time and time again sine sn established In So' one of the finest n -en equipped hospitals, haa sjaln tkn aetrvely to the work whloh shs lovte a..rfw. ana la davetln bar tint and attention to nursing th lek r- phsns In th rpnnag f ner eeuniry. "Sir Charles Hon to give great credit for this skilfully conducted transfer of force to th generals commanding and th royal navy." The withdrawal of th British troops from Suvla Bay and th Ansae ton ends mor successfully than most mili tary men thought possible, - tb most Unlortunat cnapier m am arm In this war. Thousands of live were sacrificed ia gaining the posi- ... . i tiona, ana taoosanos in oouunx wwh. ti.. anaatlaa haa haan eonatantly diseased why thee generals eommand- ik. rwrfanallaa avnaditlon did not try to make a landing near the center of the nen nsuia in U oeginning era cut off Turkish troop on th low and. When th attempt was nnaiiy tm mrnmnr a fnnthnld hlffhaT ttO OO the peninsula, th Turk war fully prepared to meet l. ferris W&WWU Rushd Ibrocsfi Cecgn Washlnaton. D. C That th Frrl a..ta. nawa. hill la to b railroaded through tb bout of representative 1 Indicated by th fact that th public lands committee of that body expect to report it favorably. . . n.m .mllta dlaMiaaad tha hill at some length Tuesday and decided to give no bearing whatsoever, out k waa decided to make several minor change which will not alter th gen eral character of tb measure, and If these can b perfected t one the re- arlll than ha ordered, and it i planned to call up tb bill In tb house aa annn aa eonffre reconvenes nesi nwmlll. ". The bill In IU m-esent shap I not at all satisfactory to Representative Slnnott, Oregon; Smith, Idaho, and La Foltette, Washington, but Chairman Ferris let it be known ne nas enona-o Democratic vote to report th bill. ' Chinese to Rebel. San Francisco Tong King Chong, president of th Che Kung Tong, or Chinese Repuublle association, re- a eahlaaram from Shanffhal. China, which stated that flv Chines had daeiarad their Independ ence against th nil of Yuan Shi Kal. Th provinces concerned in un revolu tion aiara amnrdlnv to the cablegram. Kwang Tung, Klangsl, Yuanan, Kwi- chau and Sxchuen. nr. l ong, wno nas nraaidad reeentlv at several Chines mtrnmrn anaatlnM. Bald ha believed th action would be followed by many. B-a-aaa-aiiaa-aaaiaaa mm I y. Woman Attaches Graves. Sacramento, Cel. Th filing of an attachment on a lot In the city ceme tery owned by Harry unman nanus, a aiuh reaidins-near Union House. ta tmrrm navmant of alimony and di vorce costs prove almost anything can be attached. The attaenmem is postea st tb direction of Mrs. Elizabeth Harms, the second wife of 11 arms, and It anramhara all of th ffrave In th nln Kith tha axcention or tne on oo- eunied by Hrt Mary Harms, th first wife, Tb amount of th alimony u- leged to be due to 8ZZ6. Hurt Taxes In Prospect. Berlin, via London Dr. Karl Helf ferich, secretary of the Imperial treee- annmiuwd In tha RaichatKff tht tha'next bodiret cannot b balanced without additional Income, and that nrnnnaala for MW taxation ar DOW beina-drafted for submission to the Reichstag. Th secretary declared that no matter bow large a war in demnity was received, the war would Impose a colossal burden of taxation on th German. ill i -J . . f 1 t . rmzi What Hi Teld Thsm. "This to a "les time of night to t oomln. home." ......... .... "Yea, my ear, nut wie w e way earUwri" "Tried lo get awty earlier. Indeed! Those men haven't any strings (oe rou. have lhyt" . . . . . -No, any deer, I wanted TO break to Ue aiae at li eeiooa, bet Inatated on piaymg anotaer auur. What could I dor b. Vn arnilil have told them I wss alone, and you bad to come home "I aid, my oar. i w a.k.t a naa vaa were, and BOW 0U d ak 1U mlserabl for " "You told thsm tnati i vr Ideal If that tout Just Ilk you to blame m whs you know you wanted to get to bed yourself. 1 want you to understand that If you cant think of ... k.n.. ....n.a than that for OOtlllllS home you can atay as long aa th rest do. ' Detroit rree rreaa. Cures Ivy "elsenlng. ( v I nolsonln spoly llanford s Balaam. It la aaUaeptle and Mf to uaad in kill the nolson. prompt relief should follow the first application. Adv. Net telsntlfl. Parant in a Stroll) w. Mi. l ihara in the atreeL my son, a simple lllustralioa of a princi ple, la mechanic, me m"n ,n" cart paahea It In front of him. Can aiiaaa tha raaaoa whrf Probably not I will ask him. Not his answer, "to"" coster My good . why do you push that cart Instead of pull ing ItT . . Coster "Cause I ami a aose, yww Old thickhead. Titbit. Sold upoa msrtt llanford Batoam. Adv. Msttar f Opinion. iu...ta K.lta'a nli.a rallad daw (he stairs and Into th dim and (Heat parlor. Ics, papa. near. .... . "Ask that young man if h ha th time." A moment or alienee. "Tea. Oeeri haa hi watch with him." -Then aak him what is in urn. "He says It to 11:48. !" "Than aak him U ha doesn't think It about bedtime." Another moment or iinc. ..... a Ik. allar Voice announced Impersonally, "be say thst a . . - . k. .a t .. 44 eems to him that It la a matter of personal preference merely, and that If he wer In your place he would to at BaMiw in naia naviaxsrwi . hi now u ne leu sievpy. niw ar. Itave BUaltar, Suaaa, BMatlral yea Buiiai aa hMt(laaa aaaS Hataa XrS kll -war nm Satar H aae a,n4 as a ihiai.H aB BWIHnaa. Manaa ai w . miH bf Oar rhrMtaaB ae Lm iba aa a Kal I a at. MMiml tor rS IBM Maai Cera, Try II Is oar eaS la Nab a Kaa ai. a ti-alaai Sia Caltint. a Marlaa af rf Dnl---el M !HUaM, -U latamM vrlla fut BWB at Ua "wa. tvauiisi Bv) kutMawl o tuicauu On th Water Wagon. Tha alfalfa dalaaala waa navlnshlt .i.it t a a alt of anv els. Stand ing along the sidewalk, he chanced to see a sprinkling cart coming sows me atreet, and no sooner bad he set eyes tha thine than he beaan to laugh like th boy at a minstrel show - "Say, old pan ne remarsva niian oosly, punching a cop in th rib. u.i.. .h. in.1 aaat a i r " rv.n- ahat haat allT" reSDonded th wondering cop. -W hat's tb Joker "JOSt 1O0 t tnai lenar va . im aanlla tha al'affa DrtV. pointing to th sprinkler. "That deni ed chump wont have a drop of water aft ha tha time ne eia ncrenei uu- adelphla Tslegrapb. For sprain mak a thorough appli cation of Hanfords Balsam, wall rub- tod lo. Adv. A Judo 8w Thsm. A.. Amm shlla atit walkln With friend In San Francisco a professor and bis mena Became mvoivea m aa ia which waa tha hand- a.t man of tha tWO. Not being able to arrive at a settlement oi tn question, they agreed, in a spirit of fun. to leave It to th decision of a Chinaman, vbo was seen approaching them. The matter being laid before htm, th Oriental considered long and carefully: Then he announced. In a tone of finality. "Both ar wore." Chicago New. - ' ' , - unwilto , wrrroa - aa w!' On of Thee rrlsnda. "Wombat, I'm a friend of your and j must tell you that today Flubdub was saying some very mesa thing about you." , , "If you ar a friend of mine why did you stand there and listen to blmt" "Well. I'm a friend of his, too." Leutovllle Courler4ourn!.- ; Behind th Tims. "John waa a good man," ald th disconsolate widow, ' but he was so oldfashioned to the lstM . ' "How soT" asked th sympathstlo friend. . "Why. be got killed by a runaway hor." Albany Argus. . Out for th Cash, . - ' Edith So you ar going to marry that rude old Mr. RoxleighT I don't see how you can stsnd bis ways. Marie I can stand bis ways, my dear, by remembering about hi means. Boston Transcript. . . , .Thrill Thst Comes But One, Etc. "Who I thst tramping around over head r asked- 4 Bedgwick young man, uneasily, while calling pa hi best That's papa," she replied. "He al ways get restless 43ong toward morn ing." KansaCltyBtn . - Csreless. . lone I nearly Irose to death last sight In my flat! Janitor Well, yon probably won your spring overcoat to bed Instead of your fur one. Chicago Dally News. It Class. "Here's another funny story about getting a seat In a crowded car." "Oh, that's a standing joke." Bal timore American. . SHIPPING li II art thU 4 mtft .1-1 ealavsus. 4iwaw ttlkft Ms freah and Ik system get mmat and weaker. Sctl t SmmUorn comets B-rroo-hi hj hue ol ItOUf llinwit- It iMde the rv c-tra by dlrtrineUiif ei gy sad powtr alt ovf th bwly lxmt tssort to slcoholig rnUtura or thug concoctions, a Cat tcorrs nvii w n a mtnutm wmwmm wr H 11 ia cor. Y w v OBueeisT Me iv. taa ,W CVSRVDNUO Dallea-Columbia Uno Winter Bchedule, Nov. 86 to Mar. 16, BtawtM. I. H. T-l and Tl. nW M . .u. i. WaUulB, t'auiill. ArlMwtea. t talba. IjK tiM Htw, ' '"- ' . . . , . . . . WI fMUs Tr.! Puixtwt PiW Trsi HU. Im rr laHtoB a. H,.. N TlHKM WHtaM. HMMMtN VI U WUIMI (U. MS WawMixtaa U rwilaa. (to. a rWaxL aeafc., TiiLu. a, hnfca.lnBaail (lal i, U VI Waal ill halMla. rWilaaa. Otve-a. i BARNS S 5r rXANS, apajlBailloatk aV. . a hara WM IM .UN urn mmmtn, p " ar neat lm B. T. St luarrUEr. IS abaaf lUa, rfUaas.ua. . Chsk. Lord Reading aaid at a dtuner to J vn.b ftnuiiiM nf tlarmanv'B lro poaal to got back from the lli la . ta SBSpe OI a war tnavniuiir a , war etpendlture: . "That pro poaal savor of th Impu dent. It reminds m of th sua to whom hi old father said: "Yes. Oeorte, I've decided to retire 1 from actlr life and turn th business over to you,' " ' "But, faiher, cant you work few years longer, and than we csa retire together r" , Wounds on man or beast should b healed by liaofurd s lialsam.- Adv. - , Ceuld Un 8hovsl. Thr wss a sudon rush of work . and th foreman wss short ot laborer. Oolng out Into th road h found a muscular looking tramp loafing at the. corner. Here wm a poaaioie recruit. "My man." said n geoisuy, uo yv want worhr - . . .t "What sort of work," asked th tramp cautiously. ' "Well, caa you do anything with a ahoveir . . ; Th tramp uaaeniy peamea ai uie speaker. WW". a -.il.l tr a allea of bacon OBJt. be said eagerly. Tot gall us ilauford a . Batsam. Th Blbl Again. ' "Daisy." remarked th teacher, "don't lov your cat too much. What would you do If It died you wouldn't see It again." . . . "O, yes, I should so it lo heaven," "No dear, you're mistaken; anlmala cannot go to heaven Ilk people." Iwlsy eye filled with tear, but suddenly she exclitttd triumphantly: "Animals do go to heaven, for lh nibls says that th promised toad I flowing with milk nd honey, and tf there ar no animals wher do they got th mllkr ' Th Old an - - -a.- . t: ur. wsaxi EYE WATER b hnk a rMaatv far wask. !- Ma aa hWal are "art. fc"V ,aa.aalBiMtkatM. JC, iB tnmm a? ' kAMaaaalriM Wrr na raaa -4mi.rr JOHN UTUOMrlHlN timiCU aaaaaawaaaaaaamawaaaWBBaaawi , Ha Knew HI Son.. . ; What tbe young follow lark d la brains tha father tnsde up la money and th latter wss very rich. m One dy a well-wishing friend, thinking to glv the wealthy' old fal low a hint, said to him: . -"Don't you think your son Is wsst In'g hi time slaying hor iu this quiet Httl towuf" v, . - .' A grim' smile flickered found, th old men's Hps as he replied dryly: "Well, he might Just as wiil wast it here anywher else"-rNw York American, , '.; -,'s .f.Vv f-ir V - it . T . : -.' W, "' Plain TslH.'..''-"5- .V" British Tommy (aomnwher in France) -Speak Kngllsh Moosol French BUopkecpur llut-ye leetle, M'sleu. . . , British Tommy nighto; then glv us 10 pounds o' spuds, an arrnt o baccy, a packet o' fags and a boio lights, and b sllppyl-Uostou Trans, script, '.. ' ' ' ' " v . . No Tims Lost. "How about your new stenographer! Is ah quiet and accurate T" "Yes, sir. Bh can powder hor faco, arrange her bracelets and fl her hair quicker than any stenographer I ver had. And do It accurately, too. Loulsvlll Courier-Journal. srlou Work. "CapUIn, ther are burglars In a house on Umpbsteen street." "Don't bother me with such stuff. I gotta raid a ladles' euchre game. I know for a fact that cash prltes ar to b played for." Loulsvlll Courier Journal. P. N. U. No. 62, 1018, WBHK vrHlae la aa-Jrtl-w, pbaat aHB I T la tlila ypar. - I FEVER Inflinnsa. P I n k- Rrt. r.c Dltmp Bid all anl throat v a. RolBOOtlfl. o dimasas curad, ana au oinura, no ml".J7DnLVl , l'i kit from havlne any of these ! with BPOMN'S LI. aJlD DISTSMPtSI tU-B. Thr.a to li doaas often cur. mm One 6u-cant bottle ruarantead te lo w. UrM thine tnf brood 1 mar.: acta on the bloa. flo a pottle, fi doson boitl-Vrjruicits and barneaa shop or manulsctursra aeU It. Agents wanted spoiin mm co 'ttcssi, coseen, im 1 L..i- a. n r annroximaiefT a.uvw,vw. "''