t-.rt'iifWlf'Vt a mar t .nr cote mm mm W. Uoio aor it. k. do, w e y"r - t. ...a asviU aaaWwkvss J St- sWskre -- - - Awricu Flea, S te $3 per day. Erea Flao, lnrf N. K. CLAEIE, Mgr. -VSZ THE RIVER" alles-Columbla Line i iV a. f-i'Mj-cx-l Law,. iikml im.uu. SSI Ml 1. M 55 TiImMi Foniwtae, TrWhe, lnewias. MfH'M lor two CanpMI fr - i k - . - m CkorMaor mM.vni NO MEDICINE HW M. UK. 1- K. INKU, Mw I I Great Discovery. ovujw u. w ot the age." il the treat ecieutist sonorously ner nevni mw .accidents." -I cm readily boiler that." Mid the fair la ay. 1 once ww www - The great mam bllaked hia amass ment ..,. .V will Mir "Certainly," answered the fair on. "I found that by Keeping a, ooiue oi Ink bandy tod can uw a fountain pen last Ilk any other pen without all th troubl ot filling If Christian Register. . Leather, Saiaglea, Lath, Mealdlag, Doors, Window aad other Building Ma terial front Sam CciscII Lcslser Co. Portland, Oregon. Send us a Bst of what yon require for your building and w will nam ya price delivered at your station and Guarantee to save ve Moaey. 1 . Pained Hi Tnrifty Soul. "Yell excuse me. eapUln." said OUarrity, addressing the commander Ot th battleship, "but Is at thro that ut costs alyin hundred dollars to fire "Yes, O'Harrity." said th captain. "Why do you askT" . "Oi fought Ol might save yes some money, sorr," said O'Harrity. "Sure, and OIH fir 'em tor yes for tin." Haw York Ttimes. niuiit iiiviuu n iwfm t tD IIUS aea tat Fbtvan tatamtias faaaaaoac. u. Wat in Raw turn. FaS pwticulan ' Parack SpmsWiv 0a, M CkaaAataf Coowna, fwrUana. orw. , : . Bom Diplomat "Harry, I am beginning to believe th baby looks line you. m4m vnii. Harf " "Yes, I notice It more and more every day. I ra so glad. "Do you really want him to look MY tntkV , "Of course I Jio. Pre been sorry . aver since we had him christened that a AiAn't friw ltim vmir nam." r "Sweetheart, you dou't know how happy you make me by saying that" "And, Harry dear. I found th love- Host hat today. I aon-t Deiievo i ever Mw .nv4lin, that waa an hwviminf to me. -It's $25. Do you think I ought to pay that mucn ior a naii j A Superfluous Question. ' Tfi that wow arvint alrl " aaid Mr. 1 Testy, as he discovered the sugar in: toe salt shaker,--it seems ro me you . have found the possessor of stupidity in its unadulterated douoie cisunea -form. Hay I ask where you obtained lr ... " "Why," replied Mrs. Testy, "at the intelligence office, or course, judge. C Gee Wo His I mnadita cor all kinds of ailaMnta of with- out from Um Chiaosa horba. kuda mnA yggoflihl whldl th mdical temtem of this eoontrr. Writ for blank and rivruiarm. Sooi CONSULTATION FKB. . Addm I.e C Gee W din esc MJkine Co. Fir 8t Portland, Ora, Montioa FwK in!..1 . . m " A POSITION FOR YOU On andaabs an alwav la mm mom, m yon ewi nrapar far it rywr.K. inTro 822T REASONS WTTT TOP BffOtTP ATTEND HOLMES F(bt thoooud two handrail twootr-orroa oatiofiod atadonts hao pound throne HOLMES durinc tho soot twntr-it .nan. Hundred of tkom aro bow meoooif ol baoinaoa aoa wita ndtpondcat incooM. Our aradoatei Mart at aalanos nneinc lioaSaotatloe a amufe, Wrilo tor eataiocaa. Start OW. U-Msl 18B7 Holmes Business College "Th School lhat gttt ifou a good potltion." MEN'S AND WOMEN'S Shoes ALL STYLES AND ALL SIZES Wa aha carrv a eompMo Haa of Hirt Tor Lorsota" Maa'a Work Sooaa, at Cat Bata rrieaa. Royal Shoe Co. '' . 229 Morrmvaa Street, - t Tr. and Second Sta. fOKTlAM). ORCCON Yoa Ca Cot of That Itching Rash a-v.-. I inmaltata ralliif for aklni ttchtnc, burnlnc and dlaflgured by ectema, nngworm, or aimuar lormtnf Inf akin trouble, la a warm bath with Rmtnol 8oap aad a simple application ot Reslnot Ointment Th aoolhinf. healing Realaol medloatlon alnka right lew the etrn, tttra ltrwcg tBstaatiy. and aooa clear away all trace of nip ttoa. eren la aervr and atubbora cue wher other treatmeata bar bad no effect After that th regular M of Restaol 8oap ta naually enough to kep th kla clear and healthy. To need never hesltat to ua Reel nl ! Amtar'm nrMCriDtloa that haa been need by other physlclana for year la in treaimeoi w akin affecUona. It containa abrolute ! BAthinv that could Injur th ten dered akin. Every druggiet eella Re- lnol Ointment ana Keeinot Boanv Th llhl That railed, wv. wm tkolF KtmIm and simply thr-r-r4lled as Jack Braveboy, th hero, kUled th last ot th Indiana. Ho ataggered about; n imw fainted with tosa ot blood. Then he gated about him. aad sud denly hit vote rang out with hop: -8e! he cried. "Th dawn breaks bright apon yon topmost helxhta!" Th Slag remainwa ia uwmun. "Se!" he yelled again. Th dawn breaks bright upon yo topmost heights!" . . 8UU darknee retgnea. -The dawn! Th dawn!" h screanv ed. raging about the atage. it breaks. The dawa." A head topped over th mountain top! "Old "ard. fuv-nor!" said the head. -Dont be In alch a bloomln' urry! Soma one's bin an' turned the gas ofl!" Tit-Bit. wkm wB. i . tkwi 7"r' pKkw wkick ta we wl ' Bravery. Th teacher had been reading to the elaaa about th heroes of ancient -Can any boy la th ciasa ten oi a deed ot daring performed by pn ot hia acouaintancesr ah asked as ah closed th book. Raymond a hand snot np. "Well. Raymond." -t mm th rlrat baseman of our team give th big bootblack on the corner a wallop on th taw." So To Speak. -How's that young man I see calling oa you latelyf He's a pill, but BO Mings me wu -Trying to sugar-coat himself, as It were." Loulsrills CourierJouruaL Can trkSw Ywa WaaV Allmw Poot-gaM la a certain ewie tar set weaunc.eail!U,aiiltwoltaa,arhtaf fct Soid 9f au vrusgisu. rnf a iwm mwpi any utMitalo. Trial Mrkaaw FKU. Aadnai liiai OUbmcA. Uioy.A. T. Paw's Vsrslon. mm Paw in it nroDer to say that a man was given In marriage? Paw No, my son. a gin is given In marriage. The man always gets sold. " Maw Wmie, yon go out ta th back yard and stay there. Milwaukee Sen tinel. . a arrrua- oiOoiwoTn. MlUaaowloo.a U If"'' Hia Vocation Clear, nttnv IrtliTir tha ttrlda of hia Beav con street home, had been attending Scnooi au oi au weeaa, awn uio nw ed parent thought It waa high time he nreilit fliul ant haw thinra wer mn- ning. So he asked oa afternoon: "And what did my mil son leara about this mornlngr "Oh, a moose. Mis Wilcox told us all about mouses." "That's the boy. Now, how do you spell mouse?" It waa then that Arthur gave prom ise ot entering thd diplomatic service. He paused meditatively for a moment, then sold: "Father. I guesa I was wrong. It wasn't a mouse teacher was telling us about; it waa a rat" Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els and cure constipation. No Wore. "Say, old man, lend me tea dollars. will your "Why should It You'd only buy wh skr with it" "What if I do? Ton subscribed to the war loan, didn't yon?" "I dont see what that's got to do with It", "Do yon think it's any won to lend me money to buy whisky with than to lend money to the allies to spend on guns and ammunition T" An Ingenious Soul. TttiMiara entered tha dlnlnff room with a pair of yellow automobile gog gles on. "Hello, Blithers." said little Blnks. "Going motoringr "No." aaid Blithers. "I'm aort of hungry for a grapefruit and I want to keep th Juice out oi my eye." ' Blame th Elephant Customer (annoyed) I wish to re turn the paper-cutter. It is not Ivory, as represented. Clerk Not ivory, madam? I can't understand that unless th elephant had false teetix Boston Transcript demand. Thm ta a food noatdoa madr for too foot BOLMiSS Ttaumf whim MUM. rwlllM, Vtniajba Tads, fwnwd. Or. $3-o IS j 3 PLOTS OF GBlulViS WILL BE PURSUED Prcl-d rlisc3 Ddcnnlndiw End Tc-lcit Scfccncs. AGDOS Wm HP SOUGHT It U. 1 Ambassador Count Von Bemstorft Is Under Suspicion Demand for ' Recall of Nuber Possible. Washington. D. C Prwildont WIW soa ass determined to put an and to th activilies of Teutonic agents la the United Statoa. , By hU direction, tha department of Justice and th Secret Servie ar co operating to aecur tha ncusssry proof to poniah the men caught la projects which wadancar tha peace and aaxety of tha country, hi or Important, how i. ik. PMaMant'a direct kw that tha search shall be continued for the "higher up." As soon as ha ia ia poaaeaaioa of all the facta, Mr. Wilson .in t.ka atara to stoa tha Darnlciooa activity of diplomats and consular offl cer who ar directing u wor w ww stroying aaunitions factories, ships and other enterprise. If th President carries his intention to its conclusion, and the charge now at. .luwlil ha anhatsntiatad. it would eurpris no one should this gov ernment request Austria-Hungary to racall Hen von Nubar. ito consul gen eral in New York. Count von Barnatorff, tna bemiaa smbaasador, has been under suspicion for month, but in th abseoc of proof it ia clearly impossible to Uk any action against him. Should the revw . rw tUriear. racantlT r- signed as Auetro-Huiigariaa consul, b supported by evtdeoce, uen woamw diplomatic consular officer ia Involved will go. , , Th Austrian and German embassies tha trnth af GcvicaTa allega tions, but the Department of Justice has had th promise of documentary evidence to substantiate them. j In addition the State department has received from tha British government th documents carried by a German messenger. Thee contain a great deal of information regarding German and Austrian activities and supple ment th paper taken from Jam F. J. Archibald, was familiar with th content of Dumba's dispatches. Th Department oi Justice nas not imuu option aninat Archibald be cause it could not obtain proof that ha a.a a M SL had knowledge 01 ut cnaraciar w u dispaUbe be was conveying. Th sections of the United State autoes under which tbe government is proceeding against nooert ray aw mm ooMlata are thoa which SDdIv board- ly to th crim of piracy, th penalty for which ta ueata. in unicuncaw ntint Poo and SduJta are for con spiring to "east away or dwstory" vessels with Intent to injur wm own ers or th underwriters of the vessel . oAula in IK. nnm. The nenaltv for this crime ia a fin of $10,000 or impriaocjnent for 10 years, inay ar also indicted for piracy. fepoit Becsri Is Crokea. N.w YorkThe neatest volume of exports ever recorded at a single port in the history or ua uniiea awe Uft Nm York harbor dorinr October. mostly for th warring nations of Eu rope, according to estimates made by customs officials hers. Th total, based on tabulations that ar nearly complete, will not fall far soon m tl7R noD OOO. or about S7.000.000 a day for every working- day of th month. In September sports from New York totaled sibz,uuu,wu. Three hundred and ninety-three ships, nearly every on laden with a capacity cargo, left new iotk aunng October as compared with 365 ia Sep tember. The tabulation show that munitions and foodstuffs, mostly grain, filled the list of articles shipped abroad, with clothing, shoes, cloth for nmfnrma antomobiles and automobila parts following in cloee order. The bulk of the exports went to ureai Britain. - 80 Killed by Air Raid. Rom Thirty persons ar dead in Verona as a result of tha dropping of iwanko n h ritv hv tii res Austrian aeroplanes. Thirty other persons wer seriously and 1 sngntiy injur ea. ine twwnho nf the aircraft found most of their victims in th principal square of tn city, wnere citizens ana pvassuia .. .. . A from ue outlying uistncis wer suew inar the market. Nineteen persons wer killed by one bomb. Th aero planes visited various parts ox in eitv. bat none of the missiles fell near any of th military buildings. Liner Bosnia Is Sunk. Rome Th Italian steamship Bosnia was sunk Sunday by a submarine ft ing th Austrisn flag. Th passengers and crew boarded four lifeboats. Three of the craft have been landed, but the fat of the occupants of th fourth boat is not known. Tha Bosnia was of 2661 tons goss and was built In 1898. 8b was 807 fet long, 89 feet beam and 25 feet deep. The bom port of tho Bosnia was Venice, and ah was owned by th Societa National da Servlza Marit- tima, of Soma. Trooper Eat Out Town. San Francisco Tales of hunger in Gusymas and tha Investment of th city by 80,000 Carranza troops, wer brought to port Monday by tha steam schooner Fair Oaks. Troopers of Carranza went Into the eity half-starved and ato everything in sight. They slept alongside tn rait road tracks with their women and chll dren and begged food from th master of tha steam schooner. Prices of all ToCccIaBurn End Tako QJ tha Firo Qui Be freparad rer i HAN FORD'S GslsamofMTrh A tlNIMSN T Pw Cuts. Durns, CruUes Sprains, Mrmmssouir nvv uuiouuna, ieuraw mo nutiuu OMaWoimili. J .11 r.aaroial Iniurlea. KidtSInc-lvrtt. . ... IMeazSe.lOaaa.tl-00 . .. o. a wRrra All Dealers u Speaking Softly. a Ylralnta farmer was driving a re fractory cow dawa the road, aad cow and driver cam to a cross road. The mi wanted th cow to go straight ahead, but the cow picked out the mad. A colored nan waa com ing along th ems road. "Hald her oft! tiaia ner oiw yelled the driver. ' . .. .. I - .V - .ntnr.l IS trying tori repuwi ium w w man. . . . -Soeak to her! Speak to hsr, ana he'll stop!" "Good mawnln.' cow good mawa In'L" aaid th other, poitiely. Pitta burgh Chronicle Telegraph. . -a TOO (,!A!iY CKILDIQI ar unJir-mU; unJtr-wtight arfth Btarhotl lacea and HOOT blood : the do not compUia but appetite lags, they hare noamtnUoa aaa ao not progrcow. Such childrea need the rich ssedkiaal oarUhmvat ia Scwtt ' iiiiafaisa above oerytbingelse; iu pure cod Uver oil eoa tains nature's own blood-sorming, Beh boilding fats which quickly show ia rosy cherks. better appeute, ana flesh aad aturdy frames. II your children are languid, tired when rising, catch cold easily or ind their studies difficult, give them 5wtt e Emuhmtmi it supplies th very food ele ments that their srttraia lack. 5cwM ' EmuUitm contains a alcohol and U ao gooU k growing chiUiwn it's a pity to keep it from Ihena. .J. . Besaij ni WtiS. if IZrXZrZ attata aoth, tvtl wtreoaono. SVoro. oi wJoaate - lUuiifv Mwwit Start a Moaotv Skoa. Start aianoornanns Baaaur BaoctoJitoa. A B of taooo ocportaoiuo. ara wp pteMOTtMiilW PT eopr. farttoalart. kwrmek KpooUO Co.. ta CaoWk Cask. Parttas. laHiisajln TnaorrtSBi IsHpkf IjaUsg ri miiiaw SOW a aaa. LSee. StOoM HoUa-tl C.wltroloil..Nn Atwavea noon Vow waoa cauaaoioob , Theory and Practice. She talks of great musicians And ot knowledge makes a show Till she leaves you with suspicious That your taste is very low. But when she singa for pleasure Utt an idle anernouu Sbe will hum a reckless measure From the latest ragtim inn. Of the drama she discourses With an erudition vast; . Shell describe ita classic sources In the dim poetic past. But when for sheer diversion Unobserved she means to go, She sets out on an excursion To the nearest movi snow. Washington Star, . More Than a Hint He was a shy young man. For two lone years he had been paying her attention and had not yet even squeez ed her hand. - ; One evening as they lingered la tha shadow of tbe trees by her gat ba aaked tlmldlv: "Florence, would you mignt J r would you mind if I placed one rev erent kiss on your lair nana louigai when I leave your" Florence thought he wanted speed ine no. So she dropped her head coy ly on his shoulders, lifted ber face temntineiv to his and replied: "Well. George, I should thins it o cidedly out of puce. . v HUH THIS LETTER STANDS fOR HoSTETTER'S H enn Alien c it tS 1 DC UFI I KNOWN AS A "fIRST AID" H TO ., Health H APPETITE POOR? DIGESTION BAD ? BOWELS CLOGGED? YOU SHOULD TRY H OSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS X X r. M. U. HO. 47. MU VVBlTt wrWa U aaiitlswa, aUaas aw. I " U tht awor. I NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS IV.-Al-l U'hana.. f IllUaMtattsl. t4l0l IWVIsllM ristwo... ' - - forty-fold, Mcj club, Wioj red rife, 88o red Ruaslan, 7e. UiUfeed Spot prices: nran, s pat ton) abort, $28 roiled barley, isotasi. . . " Corn Whita, 3S pet tonj cracswa, tS7. liay Eastern Oregon timothy, 116 tfCUj valley timothy. flliiDlSj alfalfa. tlS.&0ii.l4.60: cheat, 9tl0 oats and vwtch, I1HC11 , ' v-r.KI Art Irhokaa. "Kcsttt POT doaen; tomato, California, H&lM; eabbaga, 0 hundred; garno, ae nound: DeDPar. 4(il&c: sprout. 8X; ggplant, 4 ft e borwaradlah, Jej caullliower, 76 8 ctHry, euuj 76 doeen; beans, Km- Green rrulu Apples, 75cItl-78 per bos; pears, flQI.tO; grapae, K5e 6i.ll. 35 crate; easabaa, le pound; cranberries, 9.5lXitU par barrel PoUtoM Oregon, 85l0; Yaki ma, 1 par sack; sweats tl.0l P hundred. Oniona Oregon, buying prices, 11, f. o. b. shipping point. Egg Oregon ranch, buying price: No. I. 40c: No. t. 80c: No. 8, tOc Jobbing prices: No, 1. 42e Oregon storage, KkitHe. iuultry Mane, lSiSiec; sprtngn, ISc; turkeys, 1718 turkeys, draawed, tSc; ducks, whit. 14Qloc; colored, lie; geeee, 1 (Hit lie. Buttar City creamery, cudss, traa. selling at lle; Brats, orlnU and cartons, eitra. mcaa paw nmttutora! Countrv creamery. tiSt Z&c. according to quality, buttorfat. premium uuailty, Bsc; no. I average quality. 84 : No, 1 19c Veal f ancy, vtdtivc psunu. Pork Block. 7iMc pound. Hops-1816 crop, Bfttlle pound. WJ Eaatan OtwCUO. lSiCtSSc: valley, SS28; fall lambs' wool, t5c; mohair, Oregon, Me pound. Caaeara bark Old and new, SHic pound. " ... r-.iil. (VIm ataera. 88.n07: wwt tA,rA th' Bnadlum. SS.Io&.76: choic cows, I&it6.60; good, 4.w0h) 4.76; medium, M.lW-"i aetiwrn, tS.60C: bulla, 134,4.60; sUga, 84.60 6.85, Hogs ugnt, n.ioaj,o.av, wj, 5.J&i6.80. ... Sheep Wether. 84.76Q8.t8; ewe. t6.60; lambs, 68.60wt7.86. Halibut, Cranberries and Turkeys In. Tacoma Halibut la now to ba bad oa th local market in any reasonable quantity, whole! dealers having re ewlved a shipment of 80,000 pounds. This is cm of th largest shipment received her for soma time. Although tha Bah haa been rather scare at vert oca tlmea during tha season, dealers sav they now aspect no trouble la ob taining pUnty of this popular Bah. The pricee of 77 cents a pound arc mmrm Maannahl. It la Said, tot this tme of the eaeeoa and tha quality of th Bah was never aeuer. r-K. rt ahinmatit of lata cranber- rie arrived on the local produce mark et this week, ine oeriea louow r.o. at to Kfw;Mn.&o a barrel. A plentiful supply ia on band to meet . . a, a la. owoiitl tVea tha demand ana no utiuwuj wo experienced in getting enough for th tt. thmnffhant the season, sav deal- ara, who praise tha quality of thoaa r celvad. .. ITixva bm Hnnat and msV go UP within a few days. Tha surplus has been exhsusted. in trao wiu no ..,h the as-cra at a Dries above 41 cents, but when It gets below that V. . a J o.-ju price the oemsaa increase man aw Inoo nnt tha aurnlua. which is Small because of tha scarcity of tha prod uct. "-I ' '- '''- ; . lSiolwa Ananad whoaaala her at 28 eenU a pound, tha first shipment from Oregon being reeetveo. Thee fowl retails at 80 eenUa M.tt The aMranent was Small and brought bars just as a - loaier. rjeaiera. however, do not believe nrlcas will go much lower than thos now quoted. ; - Failures Fewer Than Year Ago. inoMu tn tit eoontrv's bust nes mortality ia not unusual at this period of tha year, ana no special sig--!A.n. .ttoKkaa to tha ria In th commercial death rata during uctooer. inonioatuia. aa renonea ov n. O. Dun ft CO., numnerea idvv, or ton thin In the nrevious month and th largest sine) July, while several defaulU of exceptional sis helped to swell the liabilities to zo,ozz,sou, aa against $16,203,070 in September and an average of about 119,000,000 for th four months -prior to thst time mi.., Mniwlm la mad with Octo ber, 1914, however, th showing Is fsvorsbie, not only from a numerical atnndnolnt. but also In respect to the ...,v.. InHahtedneaa. Then 1686 concern failed, owing 829,702,187, In 1913 only 1484 ' suspensions occurrea ,h. onumnt Involved was 820.246.- 466, though In that year practically ZOO more reverse wer reponwu October than in oepuimiHrr. Rutaharas In Market. Tacoma BuUbagas of unusually fins quality from North Yakima made their first appearance this season on the uhi mwuno. marKec ana aoia mm vnew at It cents a pound. Turnips also roiled In for the first tlma this season and met with as mqeb favor aa tbe rutabagas. Local vegetables ara off it.. .-,. tha taat antmnenu Deinz i. . nrlitlnn to handle according to dealers. Turnips ara selling at the asms price aa tha rutabagas, two carloads of fine sweet potatoes from ths South were received mis ween. Imnrovad Tone in Butter Market, ' Portland There is a rather better feeling In the butter market this week. Fresh butter is moving out more freely end there is also an improved demand for second grade. Egg prices ar un--i ..t liVooh airn ara extremely scarce and there Is no opportunity to . . . . ; bring in Kstrn xrean, owing w ki..t... mim nravalllns- In the Eastern JJf a S1 r - - - - - - w markets. Oregon storage ar holding steady at 2628 eenta. Th. nnnttrw market was steaov. with a moderate 'supply. Dressed turkeys wer quoted at 22 cents. TheBestatAny Price U No other baking powder will raise nicer, '.lighter bis cuits, cakes and pastry, none is more pure and wholesome m Then Why ttory Tsllsra, oiv. rind that sot of books YOU bought Interesting r "Not very," conieaaed tha waa who trtee to Improv himself. -I)o you rr youv onriiw. mm iit.i. I-A fl Koltar about It If th maa who comes around to collect th cash wre aa good at wmn. funny yara as tha ona who sold ma ths book." Always a Chance. 'Why dont you got married, old tpr . ... .: Vail rind any gin wining i . ber happy horn for me." .rk.H .hv .ni Inak araund for aom girl with aa unhappy home T Louis ville tourior-jouruai. At th -all Oama. m n.nto fooxttadlvl Isnt our Klt.k.o iurroitlv arand. TvruSf II hit th club nearly every throw. JopUa Time. Kill It. , -Walter. Uke this sgg awsy," ' "Yea. air. aad wbat would you Ilk me to do with It, 'P "Do wit ItT wnng ita aeca. freeing Show. ... "Repeater" SMOKELESS POWDER SHELLS CajrefuUr Inspected ihelU, the best com binations of powder, shot and wadding, loaded by machines which pivo lnvarisblo results aro rcappnslbls for tho superiority of Winchester v Repeater" Factory loaded Sraokelcsa Powder Shotirun CheUs, There is no euesswork la loading them. Reliability, velocity, pattern sad penetration are de termined by sclentifle spparatus and practical experiments. Do you ahoottbem? They are SATISFACTORY SHELLS TO" SHOOT Veu Cant Mate rowj. "Popperl- M ' "Well, what la It. aonP owk.M iIa thaw keB th Street CT at algbt. when It alut running P "Oh, in a barn. "in a barn. Ilka a horssT Why, what do they feed It onP "Oh, carreou.- Uteswllroa nz e ft aow ware Steaks pn ..it. It omr to IM Wetootnf af SoanMal to. -pMfcMO. AodrM. faimmh Spoolall Ce 0 Caaaiaor at Cmaanna, rwuaaa. Ura. Not Driven, Ceased. 'I understand that you have a aaw motor car," "Yes. " "Do you drive It yourself P "Nobodv drives ft. Wa coax It" Waahlngton Star. She Didn't Like It. Ra viae Pas aa v la angry with bar doctor. Why la thatr . u. ft... t..t oomarka that na would bar her looking her old self again, uosiou Transcnpi. ewer If eJoeged on. All Ufa I, y down and lust W tno earn manner wtat un r; - vsrlous paru of the body the food that th cell need tor Mtdtag up, so It Is compelled to carry away th weeta "jaterial that' torn Sown. These wast materials ar poisonous ami destroy us unls ths II vsr and kidneys ara stimulated Into refreshed and vigorous Ufa. DHo PIMCIE'S Golden Rfeiiical Discovery Is tha bs!ancinr powcr-a vitalising power. It acts on th tatomaeh and organs of JigeaUon and nutriUon-on the purif ring filters which ctaanthe blood. Shus freeh riullsed blood TM ad brain. This welt know eHevalive relieve nl")'J"?JX headaches seeamoanrlng oama, and baa been sueeeesful for more than a son . a too ard boJy-bi.il.i.r. It huUds P the WJS i ... .iM i.i.iiiw arjlt"or have catarrh ef the noae ao threat. The aeUve oodlcinal priaelplaa ef Amorieaa-Matire-roots ar J witraetad withoot sleohol and ye ess obtain thla tenia In mold er tablet form at send tO easts la 1-eeot stamp for mtmmmtmm for roe mm tf I aoay oJwlo Somo 7 . Or. V, M. rtmrm. oae4 lOj AdJm ikVALUiS- llOIUL. JtaJa A. r. ? Needed a Curs. . ( : hu. Vnn.o vnii will althar have to marry' at one or leav our employ." "But why are you so anaious war, I marry T" .. " " ' xurhllo mi ara tn lova VOU do UOt half attend to your duties, and you most either o cureu or nrwi. Houston Post ' ' " In Practise.'' 4 Hobson I never la all my life ssw a matt who could so readily guess rid dles sod conundrums as that Henry Peck. Dobsou No wonder! Just think of the practice be haa. His wife keeps him guessing all the time, Puck, Mistaken. Fat And you also aaid I hadn't the manners ot a hog. Lean Ob, no I didn't -1 aaid you had. Philadelphia Evening Ledger. Not Ormv H.trs bat tiro tr Make W took Sou we . are. OM d Dull .roe teil-UM. KnlH Sr. touir s.t. eatoxo. "II. Pay More? The Old enfJ Reliable, -k Dr. IswhC Twmptonj , EYEWATER mJwMolmtHk. ho paooaiaoieweJeoiekMsroa. ... ec, a oi a I mm W ... C iu o mm 4 mmm warrs na ratiK saxiaijrr fOH U VHUMrwOM WlHm a CO. IU IMt at. Tew, M. V. a- a.. an. . aVaa - I Male SnlSaM Hs Knew. n.M tuk waa alvlul lb aeoaTw phy claaa a lesson on the cattle reacaee. one apon w inoir wow, coming from tha west, and. wishing to test tha children's observation, she aakedi " , " "And what else comes to a front thee ranchesr ' . . 1 That was a poser. Boa looked at her shoe, but ao one took tha blot She tried again. " , , "What do wa get from ths eaUla ba. sides beefP ' " . One boy eagerly raised bis band. "I know what It la. It's trip! ha answered, trlutuphsatly. Tha youth a Companion. . i i. " TYPHOID h a ansea i inaaSaxalieea. ao MaaaMV voaTseviilwa, VoTaoa aorfwaua. mmm ran hmo bow Aam m. oanhtaa. eiwiatoi. or mwm sea soi tn.n- .lito ot troi ' Hooiw how om. eoa novo, trow Yn t rax tuTtrt usosAtoav. arennry. wt. ha. Semsmbered, But Not Psld Broad Dy ths way. old man, do yoe remember borrowing f 10 from na sli months ago? Short Yes. , Broad Uut you said you only 'aant d it for a short time. ' Short And I told tho truth. I did Bt keep It 10 minutes. Correct" "What la one of the characteristics ot tha Indian racer asked ao lttslruo tor In city college. ! "They play football to beat tha band," replied a former Da Witt Clin ton boy. . . .L - t . Itr. Wn It IomoiU a 1 in. NUUM, V. www eonelsts of MWm sp any drag store or trial bos ef table, Does So. . . "Here's a startling itora." "What is ItT" ." ; "It ssys th oyster has not increas ed In price In 25 years." "Hum. Looks ilk culpable negll gence somewhere." Kansas City Journal. . - . : - Sam Ton. "Oh, mamma, the lady next door has a trained monkey, and when It doesn't behave you better believe she gives It a good tslklng to; and say, mamma" "Yes, my child." "It sounds Just like when you're talking to daddy." BnrweSHeowaraaaweBBBrawSWSHBBSwSrawaaW ' 4 ' . Seme Class. "Where did you get alt ths second hand furniture, old man?" "Those things are not secondhand. They're genuine antiques," Aftorme MovlM o Borae oa lWurlo your Kyee, Xwo Drope wlllr.,t, rotrMkl and ciMtnee, ' H.r.14 baiuiv. X foodstuffs are prohibitive.