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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1915)
ut the rcnru;,3 Eve,:;;3 telegmm said: A tUtMi U thlic ftlikJi A m tk Ay fHM r4 wWrfc fwitir pw of mm thaa mwvr rru Th tthnkf j,-.. ..K.., - wiifcr luBinMMi Oti)n tm n tnMttwttoa of (tttnv f ' li "n, htih luriw out mar m 4 xnN flu la rMtinm r"u.ta mcIs ? tit. . etftstaf x n tli luiil " Paying Positions for Graduates ' NwnMra nt Bttelneee Beue rnlt the eupert- I end nuinwlima ml the tralRlne Ihetinke-to alker iROaCBQlfR GETS "TIP' ' FiEl PUPIL NQRTKY.TST MARKET KLTGKTS, GENERAL CROP CONDiTlQ.NS I i ML WAlMft. t9m Me twrAim " fwvefr wf rf fH;r rvrtaee r W t vtipnly. tn tnrl Vr, rviwnrtl I4T mtt fuir arfflr krip, TH. makM It tujr far U I f ui- suitf ftur aiudenta fwaMf ina Writ rr our khMutUul ItJMmt4 ctslapY' Ft. L MU WALKER. rreeident. Inland. Ore, . huu4rha Portland, ohgoon fcy Colons thill QIICHDI KASTDK Of KiGIt KCf Sill- ii.Sl If lkUl ml Wrfcw Plea. . .It. hw m CATAUMLB ami rMK h. It. mmU mm Mt hat Shcrmanilay&Ca mrruu orboon. . "USE THE RIVER" Dalles -Columbia Line W Waehlnetee. T rrv deftr . l . m Ut tlellee 4mtir ent, Umtdma y M. ytmiil J. N. Xmmi. lniead Iwn M. T Cim er lTpr Calunto tad 8aUIM eeuiu. lutott. Iter. MMmUI. Tailing In Tim. .. A farmer 11 red ob a lonely place and eventually railroad was run through the dlatrtct There waa on train a day and It (topped at tha farmer'! ita lic n on elinal The farmer on day art the eigne! and the train draw up. But he did not climb aboard. "Wall, get on!" shouted the conduc tor. t3t on. cant jreT" "Excuse me." said the farmer. "I don't went to get on. I only want to (ay that you are to (top hare nt thil time tomorrow, at my wife la coin, to town to do some shopping."1 Buffalo News. School Store and Bank Maintained by Boys and Girls in Remote Mining Town Big Success. Used to Compliment. "I suppose you have something pretty la ties, miss?" i "Oh. yea," said the roayhkd ; girl, taking a box from the ahelf; ' "here 'a aotne pretty blue allk onea for 3; juat too awaet for anything." "I think you are a little dear," he Bald, with a pleaaant (mile. I "You are complimentary." ahe re plied. bluahlDg. Whan he thought how ! he'd baen mlaunderatood. he bluahed i . and atammerad: 1 !Oh, I beg your pardon, miss! I ' didn't mean to aay-you were a dear,' "Nerer mind! there are plenty of yoaeg men who think bo. Good day, air." . i When he turned away her bloshea' ware gone, and his face looked as U , he had stood on a lady a train. HaM Raaponalble. That dog of yours seems to have human Intelligence!" "He ain't that lucky." answered the proprietor of the dog. "If he was to lose his temper an' turn htsaelf loose to hurt somebody he wouldn't have chance in the world of pleading in sanity." Washington Star. IU EL'JOY wirjTEn Prof! Frankland demon strates that COD LIVER OIL generates more body-heat than anything else. In SCOTTS EMCLSIOV the pure ei! b so prepared that tha Mood profits from erery drey, whila it fortifies throat and langs. u t - i u Miri Imkm SCO ITS EMULSiUN tfOmcm, HOaICOHOU M0 ; REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. DO YOU NEED EIELP Trinidad. Colo. A It yeer-oM girl Thursday told John IX. Rockefeller, Jr., how to deal in storks and bonds, how to run a bank, and how to finance a corporation that would pay a 40-cent annual dividend on a 10-cent block of common stock. ' It waa at Sopria, where Mr. Korka feller, in the eourae of his examination of Colorado Fuel A Iron company properties, stopped long enoUKB to visit tha publie school. In tha highest grade of the school the FUR TQS APPETITK . FOR THE DIGESTION FOR TOE LAZY UVER FOR CLOGGED BOWELS TOY HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It is a tonic, appetixer and atom-1 ach remedy of well known merit I GET THE GECTIE' x I teacher told the Standard Oil magnate . that the pupils had established a bank land a store in which school supplies I were sold. 'I SaWSBBBB 1 I o 1 1 11 ! J II- T 1 .11 1. 1. I i iii ijr, niiu nr. ivocavie4tr, wiui i Ithe delight or a boy at a country ralr, g, I "I should like to know something more I 1 . . ... i m - .. I Ii aoout una syswoi oi nign nnancs. i "Blanche." ssid the teacher, "will 'Blanche,' you explain it to Mr. Rockefeller?" Then Blanch McArtbur, daughter of a coal digger, walked to the front LIEUT. H. A. WADA Brave Boss. - "what did the boss do when you threatened to resign If he didn't raise your pay?" "He surprised me." "How?" "He failed to show the slightest sign of alarm at the prospect of my leav ing!" Detroit Free Press. That "Sport Shirt" It is not known who invented the "e port shirt" and wished It on mis guided youths. The garment has a V neck, giving it a lovely effeminate air, and the broad, flowing collar Is trained over the outside of the coat collar. It only needs some embroidery or lace Insertion to look as picturesque as possible. One gets the firm im pression that the grown-up wearer of a sport shirt is not old enough to vote. whatever the records may say or what ever his sixe and face may Indicate. Perhaps it is one of the "American fashions," but In any event It suggests melancholy reflections. Providence Bulletin. ;v " No Kick Coming. ' . "That's awful pitching." "What's the matter, my dearf "That's the second man. he's given a pass to first this inning." ' "I dont see why you should com ' plain, George. That's the way you ' came In to see the game," Detroit . Free Press. - A Gleam of Hope. "I hear that Bitter's daughter has . eloped with his chauffeur." "Yes, and Bilter wired bis forgive- ' ness.'' - "What did he do that forr ' "He said he thought now there might be a chance for him to use his car." - Indefinite. Mrs. Snooper Men make me tired, i Mre. Sway back What's the matter nowT Mrs. Snooper My husband saw Mrs. Keedick yesterday and I asked him what she had on. and he replied, "Oh. clothes." 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Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, MS f it.... i-. if .f - t n..f..iT-u i . i liuW u 6..2 iJ ra LCI IL.J ...rK-M fmfnn! erekit. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, IIS 1; valley timothy, lltqlll; al falfa, lL(0OUe0; cheat, flNllO; oata and vetch. IllsIlX. Vagetablea Cucumbers, Oregon, 1532tc doaen; artichokes, 90c: toma toes, SMlsOe bos: cabbage, It pound; bean, Stfttc; green com, 1Q16 doaen; gar lie, 16e pound; pappara, 4 at &e; eggplant, 4 sj 6c; sprouts, Be; Imreeradian, ltio. Green Fruits Cantaloupe, 0c0 11.(0 erate; peaches, 40(1 U' boa; watermelona, 1 Q 1 pound; new ap ples, 75c tt 11.60 box; peare, 0 ( II.S5; grapes, (Octllfl.SO erate; buck leberrlea, 6fl pound, casabaa, le; quinces, Hitll.JS box. Potatoes New, 70c.f S6c sack. Onions Walla Walla, 75 sack; Oregon, 11. Eggs Oregon renrh, buying prices No. 1. SOe doaen; No. X, S&c; No, 8, 17c, Jobbing prices: No. 1, 3 3c Poultry liens, 11J4C1310 pound; bprtnga, 18c; turkeys, nominal; ducka, white. It (fi He; colored. atjlOc; gees, 84tl0c. . Butter City creamery, cubes, ax traa, selling at tile pound; firsts, 19; prints and cartons, extra. Prices paid to producers Country creamery, I2ft 29c pound: buttarfat. No. 1, 83c; No. 81c, Veal Fancy, 11 Jf.Cltc pound. Pork Block, 8aie pound. Cattle Choice steers, 18.50 it 7: good. 64i6,X5; medium, I5.7M6; choice cows, tS.S5C5.78; good, t(Xt 5.15; medium, 4.50t5; heifers, $i ii 5,85; bulla, 14.60 j 6; stags, 15.50 Hogs Ught, 1160 O t-oS; heavy. I5.50di5.65. Sheep Wethers, 84.75(36; was, $46; lambs, S.507. Hop Crop Estimate 100,000 Bales. Salem, Or. Oregon's hop crop for 1915, ' according to tha average esti mates of growers and dealers, will equal 100.000 bales. To pick the state a crop of hops and for other tx pensee, incidental to labor, growers have paid approximately f 1,000,000. In figuring the hop output, growers and deaiera vary In their estimates. The Oregon Hop Growers" association officials announce that the crop will be about 80,000 bales, while independent dealers place their figures higher. Offsetting the partial failure of the crop in the St. Paul and Cervala dis tricts is the increase in the production of the yards In the Independence dis trict. Conditions In this section were markably good, growers declare, and nearly air tha yards bore heavily. fourteen prominent growers In tha In dependence district this year have a total output approximating 20,650 bales. In 1914 these growers had a total production of 16.000 bales. Reports received hero by dealers are to the effect that In Lane county the crop will bo about 6000 bales, practi cally the same as last year. In Wash ington county advices are that this year's yield will approximate 10,000 bales. - t With 6200 bales, the E. C Horst company, of this section, loads all other growers. The Horst yards Isst year produced 8800 bales. C A. Mc Laughlin's crop this season is 2360 bales, aa compared with 1657 bales In 1914. . Because of disastrous fires which destroyed seven kilns belonging to T. A. Llvesley ft Co., st Llveeley station, south of this city, this firm has approximately 800 bales, while last season the production equaled 1800 bales. litArtt r itti runmn hiUiOAIILDIiift kATTT i u it li la, a i vii I w 1 1 I -tv-tv r-WTt. v umm al Board Urges Ddilng cf f Cv Ci1 Mrfr A, s'Ba kMA Ota IhAHUJ. AFfKQYAl Of PROGRAM IS WWIX Fast Vessels Declared to Have Fully I Proved Their Usefulness Ex perts State Their Views. Waahtngton. D. C. The building I program of the general board of the I navy will call for at least six big ships. It waa learned 8atarday from I authoritative sources at the Navy del partment. At least one, and possibly I two, of theso will be battle erniaers. aud tha rest super-dread naughts. At praeent the navy baa no battle cruisers, but experts of the general board are convinced that the develop ment of thla type by nations against which the United Ststes la obliged to prepare makes It necessary to provide ships of this type without delay. Japan, Great Britain and Germany I have experimented with the battle I cruiser and have amply demonstrated I its usefulness. It has been shown that I GEN. NELSON A. MILES mi i -a w . t m j t ' ' ' wr"Tn r raa. - - t mm rOWDER: Those who have had cakes ruined by "Jarring thej stove, slammlnj! the oven door or a heavy footstep, may! have wondered how the dining car chef can turn out such marvelous biscuits, hot breads and pastry when his oven; is being Incessantly Jarred and Jolted and shaken by the motion of the train. To ct pastry to r<o and (by raised under these con-J ditlons, a baking powder must bo used that continues to filve off its leavening Ka I hat ttutaln the ralit until the dough lv Dakcd tnroun. - , v Dining Car Chefs have found baking powder ax art ly lulled i 1 n- '. , V ,.sv "nw m ... t ' t" . 8. ' i " "VV- JHmm( , I to their nvaUs In K C and you will find tt iuti aa well suited to ! your rvauiremenla. K C Is really a bland of two baking nowdets, one acitve as xxxt as moitlvnad, I he othar ragulrlng both mois tureand heat to start I he generation of kavanlng gas. No matter how molt and rkh you make your rake, K C lUklng Powder will ' suttain the tslss until a owl Is (urmad and ail danger of tilling Is put, K C Biking Powder It pure and healthful It U guaranteed , under all pure lood Un and Is guarsntsad to pleate you. And It la sold at a reasonable price no baking powder sIkmiM sell lor mum, t . i , . . - i . 14 m ry ej awn ex ewr na euw aw learanv, Seme Olffersncs "What la the difference between tross sad netr sakad young Billy as bis father stepped off the bust "In my case." replied the sunburned parent, "the gross was what I expect ed to catch on my fishing trip, and the net was this." And bo held op a four-inch blsckflsb. uovui) a, et-Tiui . , (ll..,. 1.4 tt (M-J4, SII.-.I tmm II. NiLniMWh hum. mm rSftwha O., turn, ( 4 Nil mttmm M I'mmtm mmkm9 Perfect "Wss the picnic a sucraes?" "Huro. The man who ssl down on the huckleberry pie bad a palm beach suit on." . . Disappointing. . . : "They tell ma Jack'a trip abroad was disappointing to him." ' "Tee. it wss. He had a fins lime antll bo got to Oreece," : "Hldnl he like (liwr "Oh, he liked tt well enough, but he couldn't find any one who has ever heard of any of the Orewh letter socie ties be belongs to." , No Rest For Him. ! "Thla extravagance haa got to slop," said the head of the family wrathful). "You are spending money faster than t can make It." , "If you'd slick to your offlre Instead of going out to plsy golf every sfter noim perhaps you could mske money faster," replied his better halt. Ueu. H. A. Wada. an aviator of tha Japanese army who became a no tional hero at tha storming of Tslng tau, haa recently paeaed through the United Slates on hla way to r ranee to study army aoronautlco In (ho Ca ropean war. r . - "...':-; of the room, shook hands calmly with Mr. Rockefeller, and gravely began her financial lesson. "Yon see," she began, "I am cash ier of the bsnk. Wo already have $5 on deposit, ' all brought by the children." "Five dollars ! " exclaimed Mr. Rockefeller. "Wonderful !" "Wo have part of this lent out to pupils on good security, of course. We are looking around for a perma nent investment for the rest of the money." Blanche then branched off into a dis cussion of stocks and bonds. Mr. Rockefeller listened gravely as the child detailed the elements which make bond issues safe Wnwiafe, we nave a store, too, Mr. Kocke- eller." she continued, i "It wss formed by some of us boys end girls. who each subscribed 10 cents to the capital stock. We buy school supplies pencils and tablets at wholesale and sell them to the pupils.' Last year the store paid between 80 and 40 cents dividend on each 10 cents in stock." New portrait of dsn. Nelson A. I Miles, grand marshal of the Q. A. N.I parade at the national encampment b I Washington. : Fall Plowing Nearly Finished. f ollowing is a summary of the crop conditions in Oregon and Washington for the week, aa reported to the office of the weather bureau by special cor respondents throughout the Northwest The past week haa been dry and I interior Western counties unsessonsble warm weather has obtained. Freezing temperatures in sxtrems eastern coun ties on the 18th and 14th did some in jury to tender vegetation, but as a rule weather conditions were quite favorable. Threshing has been completed in some sections and a few farmers have begun hauling their hay and grain to market. Irrigated crop are doing well. t-r-ri-jgi-B ..y r. K. tt HO. 40. 1 v; S val ine te aSnrtiears, afaeaa I si'SI fet.H Jit Orft til'S EOSIHESS COLLEGE "THE SCHOOL Of OjJttlT!" Pertiand'e Bart Beaiaeei Tralnloc SckeeL Boofckeeiiiiie. Murtbaad. Treea-ntlne m4 P.emnnhip taoakt hr expert tarbna faS Ttrn spcH (Mteiar;, test I, llif Maay ataSenti kne alpaadr tpHs. Amk ferCMmkw. k,anM mmtir. L T. LINK, General Umgti. Pkone MAIN SOS3 rxcss km. . mnut, mcot Drink Curbed In London. London King George baa signed an order, which will be issued next week, applying the clauses of th control of liquor act to the London area. The order will prevent "treating" in Lon don. A similar order, which has been applied to other areas under the pow ers conferred by the defense of the realm, has decreased the number of esses of drunkenness, dealt with by (he police 40 per cent It is expected that the hours during which drink may be sold will be shortened and that di lution of spirits will be insisted on. High Pesk Finally Scaled. .New York Dr. Andrew 3. Gilmour announced Saturday on returning from Alberta that be and Professor Edward W. D. Bolway, of the University of Minnesota, bad climbed to the summit of Mount Geikie, in Alberta. ' It was asserted that they were the first to attain the summit, which is 11,016 feet high. ' ' - The final ascent was made August 5. The physician added that 5000 feet of the way was up a nearly sheer wal of ice and snow, in which the explor era had to cut steps. .' I40,000 Mill Is Burned. Tscoma, Wash. Fire of unknown origin Thursday night wiped out the plant of the Lindstrom Hand forth Lumber company at Rainier, 20 miles south of Taeoma, destroying the saw mill, shingle mill and lumber shed and 6,000,000 feet of lumber. The loss is estimated at more than 1140,000, partly insured. ' Wool Selling in East 8low. Portland The wool selling move ment in th East hss slowed down, but price ar not materially changed. Among the sale at Boston In th past week were 200,000 pounds Sods Springs half-blood at 29 cents; 60,000 pounds fine and fine medium Utah at 24 cents; about 100,000 pounds Montana at 27 cents; 60,000 pounds three-eighths blood Wyoming at 82 cents; a good' sized parcel of half-blood Montana at 80 to 81 cents. Another Boston house reported sales of 600,000 pounds of various grade and prices. Corn and Tomato Pack Short, Portland Estimates covering th 1916 corn pack have been reduced by eonservativ factors to 6,200,000 cases. Early estimate war for a pack of 8,000,000 cases. ; The 1914 pack was 9,789,000 cases, and the average for the throe years 1912, 1918 and 1914 was 10,060,000 cases. Cold and on seasonable wet weather during the critical growing period for msking sweet corn played havoc with tha pros pects In all sections of the country, The tomato pack for 1916 promises now not to exceed 7,500,000 cases. Cheese Prices Tending Upward. Portland With cheese stocks at the Coast well cleaned ep and the fall sea son at hand, the market has developed an upward tendency. . Price have ad vanced three-quarters of a cent to the 13 ecnts f. o. b. bssis, and further advances are looked for. No change was reported In tha butter market. Eggs are firm with light local re ceipts and withdrawals from storage are larger. Tbe poultry market continues weak. there is no effective way of combat ting a battle cruiser except with ships of th saras typo, and for that reason. experts ssy, it I absolutely nee canary for th United Ststes to construct them. Submarines ar considered as auxiliary only. Th board Is at work on a compre hensive battle cruiser program, which. it la hoped, can be followed from year to year until th navy is equipped with an adequate number. Certain mem bers of th board favor building two a year, beginning at once, and continu ing at that rat until th required ratio to other navies is reached. -"It it all a question of what nation we ar going to fight," said a high naval official. "If w ar preparing for defense egainst a flrst-clas naval power we might as well bav no navy atallasalittloon." Tb secretary of the navy will rec ommend substantial Increases la th navy, put It I generally believed h will not go aa far In this direction as th general board will recommend. Members of th board refuse to be lieve there is any considerable senti ment among th chief of th adminis tration for keeping tb naval esti mates down to th customary level. 8-Year-Old Mill Start. Marshfleld, Or. A sawmill which had been built eight years, equipped fully and prepared to operate, but never sawed a stick of timber, started Monday, September SO, on regular run after having been Improved and over hauled. The mill was erected In 1907 two mile from Marshfleld by A. A. Courtney, who was then secretary of th Pacific coast box combination. Just at the time th mill was com pleted, th panic of 1907 cam on and Courtney and hi associate failed.-;. "Repeater" SMOKELESS POWDER SHELLS ... , .... ... f Carefully Inspected shell, tha bent com binations of powder, shot and wadding, loaded by machines which fivn invariable) results are responsible for the superiority of Winchester "Repeater' Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shotgun Shells. There is no guesswork in loading them, Reliability, velocity, pattern and penetration are de termined by sclenUnc apparatua and practical experiments. Do you shoot thera i They are SATISFACTORY SHELLS TO SHOOT Womsn Will Study Law. Cambridge, Masa. Some 25 young women.agraduates from Rsdcliffe, Bar nard, Bryn Mawr and Smith colleges. have applied for admission to the first graduat law school In America do voted exclusively to th Instruction of women, which Is to be opened this fall. Joseph Henry Seal Royall, professor in th Harvard Law School, Is th bead of the new Institution, which is called th Cambridge Law School for women. Lectures will be delivered In buildings belonging to Rsdcliffe College. , Army Airmen Loop Loop. Ssn Diego. Cel. Sergeant William Ocher and Corporal Albert Smith, at tached to the United State Army avi ation corps at Aorth Island, Saturday mads 16 loops each while engaged In flights, shattering all army and navy aviation records. Both officers used th saros machine. , As It Is of th heavy army type, designed solely for longdistance flying, tbe feats of the two army aviators are considered re markable in aviation circles. Make Cold Storag Wall. "Say boss. I worked off soma of that cold storag butter today," said tb new clerk, with tb air of on who expected a compliment . indeed! Well, that's good! Who drew tbe prtxe?" said tbe pleased gro eer. for It was getting to be a difficult thing to do. "Why I sent it to Mrs. Hash, around on Board street" j "Oh. thundering sons!" exclaimed the grocer, bis tono changed and his face drawn In a pucker. "Why, you blamed Idiot, 1 board at that woman's bouse," l.lpplncott's. Thst Waa It "There's s gentleman In th parlor. sir." said the maid. "Did he give you bis nsm, Katie r asked th man of tb house. "Oh. no, sir; but I think It' th on who wants to give his nam to your daughter, sir." Yonkers Statesman. " Th Reason Why. Th New Parson Well, I'm glad to hear you com to church twice svory Sundsy. . Tommy Yes; I'm not old enough to stay away yet -London Opinion.; Constipation causes "and aurzravates many serious dlsesses. It is thoroughly ' curea oy ut. riorco t neasant i'eiieis. Tb favorit fsmily laxative. Fickle. "I suppose your husband Is quit a popular hero around hore," said a vis itor to the wife of a famous pitcher, "Yes," replied the slab artist's wife, "when be wins everybody slaps him on the back and calls him by bis first name, but when be loses the neighbors won't spesk to either of us." Yea, Retinol Certainly Does Stop Eczema Ar yon an escema sufferer ' Do those ugly patches of eruptlon 'siart up and Itch aa though they 'would drivs you frantic And bav you tried treatment after treatment wjth, at best only temporary relleff Then you ar only going tarouso th ex perlenc of thousand of other who at last found that Iteainol healed their sick skins for good! - , With the first use of Reslaoi Oint ment and Jtoalnol Soap, tb llohlng and burning usually atop, 'andV-ooan all trace of ecsema or similar tortur ing skln-troulile disappears, e?t.-ln severe and stubborn cases. Doctor have presorted th Kcslnoi treatment for twenty years, ,. Sold by. nit .drug- I'stS. :-.. fc- .' sf ' ''"' Civ Him a Chsnee, ... Blanch met Carolyn at a 'plcmfo' M th Riverside recreation ground', and they war talking of on of tb young men. ... "I don't car for him at alt '7 marked Blanch. "He's a rutar bore." .-,. , .. . " - ' :, ; "Indeed!" renlled Carol vn. "Vrfiv. I thought h was perfectly lovetyft. "Well," said Blanch, "be yawned thro times while I waa talking to him." - "Perhaps ha wasn't yawning," ug. (seated Carolyn. "II may hav been trying to ssy something, dear." T'. In ths Swim. , . ,k T was surprised to bear that th Jumlns were divorced."' "It's only a bluff, just to be in stylo. They ar going to remarry a soon-a the scsndal blows over." - , ... 1 ,W...M..W. .,! W sanniameg,,,, W f w W a I KLINES m-:tME':FAE finite Women iLcd: OM v and they show ttie effect of unnatural sufferings of headaches, kdn a dies, liaaiaea, hot fUahee, pains in lower limbs, aulas in gTeiaa, baa ring-down seaaatioaa. Tneae symptoms Indicate Omi Netove Bead help. Overwork, wrong intern, iar, lack ef exeniae, and other eaaea have been too much fur nature - and ouuide aid mast be called spoa te roe tore beaita aad straagUi, - Br. 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