ret SAlAUT0WCD!LE3 1 T jS A Sara fee Track t Bur vol. for Hi tnonay a. a mw truck. Kf riullt we moan that the Irurk la entlraJy lakon tpMV Mh part eaamlnad and If Pai-aai r rll"d f a naw part aaade at lha Krdnrml factory, the nUr truca rvpalntad end rannlaheS, and everythlnc an in irara prau paaary done ta malt aliv aa fond aa paw tn every datall U'hm imj huv a rebuilt Fadaral ra proterird by I ha aama policy and la iflwt that ara aiva la all tradaral ewaere. toe oprata a repair drpartmant, la waK-a Ida vtvicmM ara apat-iauaia on rravmia, aur eunpty at Federal nana la complete, and tha aturk mam orvanlaatlon high oMae. trh Inaur-ea lha prompt inline of au pane ordere. v a aiao operaia a ear., department, which la opca day and want, elw.ye at your cau." rna reoeraj aainr a rood truck In tha ftret place and protected by company wnira w equip ped and aia tha diapoatuoa ta lra ye Service m eoneequenuy A a Aire I'tk'll TBI-nf TO KTTT. If you ara In lha ntarkat for a track from Ilea ta 110. we urere yott to cora pare naad Federate with pew trucks at elmllar prices. We think caa coavtaee you ef their au parlor value. QERUN'OER MOTOR CAR CO, Klnc and Waahtngtoa 61a. Y, I HERE ARE the FACTS Malaa and arkWee i ata laaraacatr eaar. OflWe ln.i Kara. Pneea leaaaaaMe. Cawuwt aaaaanr ad wark peinaaaty. Dr. Elof T. Hedlund DENTIST m Mereaa Baildlas. eta Fleer. WaaVkujaaa "USE THE RIVER " Dalles-Columbia Line Btata a Waaainiaaa. far Taa TJaDaidaOyas. Vanaay II p. aa, Laaae Delta, daily as. alee. IZaL ftiamaa f N. TaaL Inlui kmir. Twta Qttm far Upper Columbia aad Saaeerhnr la. layka-St. Uack. XaLMaiaaU, Kbee aai Ceaaraa law Teaae; Ca, rwBeal TOCTW MAN. BK A BAKSE. Laara a Trade. Urn ladi'paanrat, Trada taarat la aval a kc aaaaj baa. Ciejaiimui a paal white karanaB CwttiMM amwH. Wrlta far fraa catakc UU COULEGBf. PartlaaC K N. tad 8U Saaaaaa, Aa MaiaAaa Saattia. AK Mat 8. Tha ConnolaMura, Two farm era. kttlred In cordnroya and galtera, were trolling throcgh a picture cillery, where they looked, and apparently felt, decidedly out of place. Bat at last they brought np before a picture which really seemed to please them a portrait of a toreiy girl with a particularly giy bulldog. Tils Is sometbinf nice. Dick," said one. 'What to It called r Dick referred to the catalogue. " 'Beauty and the Beast.' " ha said. The other man looked closer at tha bulldog. "He Is a beauty, too!" . , True To Life. "What's all that noise upstairs T" called tha mother. "I thought you vera playing house. "We are, mamma," tha little daugh ter replied. "Johnny Is the papa, and be has Just come home from the store, rat arguing with him about money tatters." BUSTCESS REVIVAL IS NEAR AT IIAND of Confidence Noted ia All lines cf Industry. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS RUI P0SOTY Of WAR HOT flAEO Wet Weather Does Good to Wheat, Livestock and,Dairy Industry Big Yields Is Now Seen. ' Washington, D. C The former feel ing of arprehension, of "something ia going to happen" because of tha 'European war." has almost entirely disappeared, according to a special re port submitted Monday by tha com mittee on statistics and standards of the chamber of commerce of tha Unit ed States. Even with the possibility that the United States might become entangled in tha gigantic world conflict, there still remains a pronounced belief that. MISS HANNAH WESSUNQ ataaaaakaaaaaaaaal rorUsnd Wheat Bluest, H bushel: fortyfold. 4c: club, Jci red Fife. 02c; red Kuaaian, Xto. Oats No. 1 white feed, $23.60 ton. Barley No. 1 feed. $ii.50 ton; bran, (24. SS; shorts, tU.ti. Zizi prices, : Cran, $77 ton; ahorta, 28; rolled barley, 127.60 tiKS.oO. Corn Whole, $58 ton; cracked, S9. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $lf IT ton; valley timothy, $16; alfalfa, tll&OAellSO. Vagtrtablae Cucumbara, Oregon, IS ft 20c dosen; artichokes, sue; toma- toas. 6041 7 5 box: cabbage, l&m pound; head lettuce, fl crate; beans, J i ot 4c pound; green corn, SOe dosen; rarlie. 7(it7o pound. Green Fruits umtaionpes, si.ou i 125 crste; apricots, 0e t $1 box; peaches, 60 60c; watermelons, 1 (J lis pound: plums. T5ci$l box; new apples, Astrechan, 76cii$l box; Gray anstein, $1.60tl.75; peaches, 11.60; grapes, $1.60al crate. roUtoee New, T68S sack. Onions 76e sack. Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1, tie dosen; No. t, 19c; No. S, 16c Jobbing price: No. 1,24c dosen. Poultry liana. 131 it 14e pound; springs, 17c; turkeys, 18(19; ducks. olSc; geese, WfClOc Butter City creamery cubes, ex tras. S7c; firtu, 16c; seconds, tic; prints and cartons, extra; butterfst. No. 1. Z8c; mm occupy IIAITIEN POSITIONS nYE OF SUBMARINE" Periscope Believed Brourjht Point of Perfection. to UaS.W Force Used to hk National CepM Ltit IftatfvMeiil Cnehiee Cemmsnd- ' ef ta Be fVaetlsatly ura That Deadly Torpedo Will Rh hip Ha Wsuls DeetrsA n mm AlSO TAK0I INTO CUSTODY i : Miss Hannah Wessling Is the bread- making expert of the United ttatea department ef agriculture. Her Work Cut Out. "Bow ara you going to spend tha aummerr' "Fa's rented a cottage again, and I Suppose I'll spend it in the kitchen cooking fish for our city friends to eat, tha way I did last year." De troit Free Press. Letter for Letter.. "Why does a poet begin so many or his sentences with O r said the politician. "There's no answer," replied Mr. .Penwiggle. "Why does a speechmak- er begin so many of his sentences with TP Washington Star. FREE MICE TO SICK VOOEII Thousands Have Ben Helped By Common Sense 5 Suggestions, notwithstanding such untoward con ditions, business is bound to show dis tinct advancement. Confidence in the future, according to the committee, of which A. W. Douglas, of St. Louis, is chairman, has grown apace with the steady prog ress of the crops and the slow but con tinual improvement in industrial af fairs. There still continues, however, to be conservatism and caution in buying and in new commitments. The reason seems to be that it is better business to wait until the results of the crops are known beyond question before ven turing a more extended way. and as a consequence stocks of merchandise throughout the country continue light. The continued wet weather has done more good than harm to the crops, it is said. The conditions of mining vary sharply ax to the commodity mined. Copper mines are running full time and new. ones are opening up. Zinc and lead mines are busy and the min ing of iron ores is improving. There is little business in naval stores because of lack of demand. Phoephate mines of Florida still re main dosed on account of the Euro pean war. Unfavorable reports come from the fisheries of Oregon, Washing ton, the Gulf and the Atlantic Coast. Manufacturing varies much, accord-. big to tha article made, though in gen eral it is quiet. Steel and iron bus iness shows distinct improvement, with increasing orders. The manufac turers in different sections who have country creamery cubea, 20fe2Sc. Veal Fancy, 1&12, pound. Pork Block. 91c pound. Hops 1916 contracts, ISc; 1914 crop. 14: olds. lZtfUSc Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, S3 tfX2Stc: Eastern Oregon, fine, 1821e; valley. Z&SSOc: mohair, new dip, 30 631c Cascara bark Old and new, e pound. Cattle Best steers, .50ffit7; good. $6.25a.60; medium, $6.25; choice cows, 16.3605.60; heifers, l.75 6.60; bulls, tS.505; stags, S5&6.25. Hogs Light, 17 J 7:16; heavy, t5.60tf6.10. Sheep Wethers, S4.76Q6.05; awes. S3g4.z5; Iambs, S5g6. Chicago Black rust reports ara coming in thick and fast, and so also news of wet weather damage to wheat in tha shock. After an all-day ad vance tha market closed steady. Corn gained lle to lle, and oats t Zi to 31c In provisions, tha outcome was 10c to 2?i30c decline. Black rust reports becoming mora numerous gsva tha wheat market a de cided upturn at tha opening. Accord ing to one expert, 50 per cent of the crop in Southern North Dakota was in danger. There were also advices in dicating that all tha winter wheat still uncut Jn tha fields south of the Nebras ka region would virtually be a com plete loss. Com, stimulated by cold that sug gested lata autumn rather than mid summer, kept pace with the rise in the value of wheat. Shipping demand from tha east was of a lively sort, Mit could not be taken advantage of. supplies here were too limited in vol ume. Independent strength developed in tha osts market. A huge short in terest was said to exist, mainly be cause or Dig sales lor export ana Be cause of lack of corresponding con tracts for deliveries from first bands. Owing to wet weather, the country was ssid to be offering virtually noth ing. Stop-loss selling formed tha rule In provisions. There seemed to be no demand except from shorts. Peaches Plentiful and Cheap. Portland Peaches are abundant on Front street and sell fairly well. Ore gon Hales brought Z to 60 cents, ac cording to size. The larger part of the offierings were small size. The best California peaches were held at 60 cents. .. Local apples were more plentiful. President of Senate Cables Protest tn Name of Haitien Repuclic, Which Falls on Deaf Ear. Port-au-Prince, Haiti American naval forces Monday took poasesston of tha office of the port, tha national palace, and tha Haitien gunboat Pa- ciflque. During tha movement to take tha office of tha port, the Americana open ed lira on tha Haitians and one Hai tien was killed. Tha occupation of tha office of the port and the national palace gave tha Americano the last positions held by the Haitians. The populace has been grade, t less; I thrown into consternation by the opera tions of the Americana. Tha president of the senate. In the name of tha nation, cabled Solon tienos, Haitien minister to tha United States, a new protest against the oc cupation of Haitien territory by tha American naval forces. Tha American authorities have noti fied tha diplomatic body and tha con sular agents that Colonel Eli K. Cola, United States Marina corps, and com mander of tha American expeditionary forces, is entrusted with the main tenance of order and tha safeguarding of life and property. Captain Edward I Beach, chief of staff to Admiral Caperton, remains in charge of tha . work of settling any differences of an sdministrative nature which may arise with the Haitien authorities. Dr. Bosalvo Bo bo, leader of tha revolution, arrived her on board tha United States refrigerator ship Celtic On landing, ha- was cheered by tha populace. A meeting of tha national assembly has been called for Sunday to elect a new president. - H-PMNT TAFT TO BE GUEST OF BaJ. ASSOCIATION i Ex-President William H. iTaft will be in Portland Monday, August 23. He will deliver an address at the Heilig theater. Ex-President Taft has accepted an invitation to address a Joint convention of tha Bar associa tions of tha states of Oregon and Washington. His sddrees will be open to the public generally, and his subject will be "Law and Government. Other speakers will be Senator George E. Chamberlain, of Oregon, Governor James Withyeombe, of Ore- Kverjrbody knows tha simple srta cipie or uie periscope, but few are aware of tha minute reflnsmsata ot tha acstruct!oa of lbs perfected In strument, us delicacy aad Importance. Down In the eoanirg tower, la tha semldarkness, with lha throbbing ol machinery and tha hushed hunt of tha taUl.ht watar slipping past Us lookout scuUles, tha commander ot tha submarine has beett carefully studying tha course of his pray and making calculations as to Its speed, carefully laying bis own course la ac cordance. Now the time has corns to take a chance, for soon lha pari scope splash will be observed, to suit la a fuslllsda of projectiles, aad a twisting, dodging course oa tha part of tha cruiser, aad tha submarlas would be baffled. The officer takes his final observa tion, lays his courts, presses a but ton, and tha clrcutsMrsmsd picture before him Is extinguished. Ills pre viously calculated period ot blind run nlng expiree. If ble calculations have beea correct, and tha cruiser bss sot changed Its course or speed ha should be within torpedo ranee, with the tubes pointing toward tha target, la he? Tha periscope la pointed carefully In tha direction which should reveal tha ship, pointed aa carefully and ac curately as a gun would ha pointed Everything Is la readiness, the crew Is standing by the torpedo tubas, and the second they receive their signal tha great claarshaped missile will be on Its way. The commander presses a button. The hydraulic power Is re leased. As quickly as a rattlesnake strikes and withdraws, tha periscope shoots np aad down. For a fraction of an Instant an overwhelmingly large vision ot the enemy ship Asanas up. Ills calculations have bees correct and with tha speed of thought ha reaches for the signal buttoa which will send tha "messenger ot death' oa Ita way. Too late the lookout aad tha officer on the bridge of tha cruiser observe the furrow which marks tha approach of tha torpedo through-the water. Tha helm Is thrown bard, but without avail. Before the ship answers tha furrow hss ended la a resounding thump against the bull, tha exploeloa follow a and tha work Is does. . With the old sty! periscope this ac tion would have been Impossible, granting a sharp lookout had been kept on the cruiser, for tha only way the captain of the submarine could have taken his observations would have been to bring hla craft sufficient ly nsar tha surface to push the rigid periscope out of tba water, and with draw It again by diving, a much slow er process, and one which would have given time for tha splash to be sees, tn which case quick maneuvering by Purity Guaranteed under all State and National Pure Food Lawi. 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"He doesn't kdow tbst I bsve got 11 back.1' Te Sreat la New Sheas, Alwara ihata la a lUa-a rot -- a aawaaa. It euraa a.H. aarann. ei-alas. aweiiaa teat i'araa-M,luriia alt aud etiMioaa, at tlldnifaiata aad aaua (, iw. Duetereapl tnyauUiliuia. eaaivlaaallr4raAta Addreat alias A Olaulad. La W X. . A Daughter ef Eve. He hsd been to a "slag dinner, and hla wife wanted to hear all about It when he sot home. "Well." he said. one rather odd thing occured. Jim Hlanktoa got up and left the table because some fellow told a story he aid not approve or." How noble of Mr. Mlankloa." ex claimed the wifw, "and what was the story, Job or X ElTfKK; CHClfCI THAI Uttt Taa aaw eavetaeevptanentl. far laa mall mvm at II a af ta. rrtvlfa ana in-aa, Jutty al.MUN. axuthlns frMa I (a M pauaaa, aatlvvrwl telrwwr maim 9 aeaal fr-a. la ayry la. atama aa auarantae taa foa at arrira la prune aamliUua. aa laa aiwiiittalwta ul a Aa. aNa aur. wminlad a-lia Wa. M laa aaate at atlaar raid af warta a-aa'are, at ItM eaprwaa aaavpaalM kp pat. I taa aaw toe mm taa Sa aa I at aa laa at lea ewlia lua aaal eat a airaat at laa ee .t-il-nai apalMUijf euwaniaa It la arrive la i. M U aa ap.41. aa aa aaaaittlal; ediMe aawdiiaMt. laara aaute aa aatie laa a. ana awU arrve tarwa evarae aiant fatatlanj aaa if: wiia am la aeara. S mm vaari aa rr ka-al WaV, an-pias Aee. Ul ataw. teteaM 1111 OSaaal UUM 0t IS4 Bad A. rMaai ae. The Heckler Hssklsd. Mrs. William If. Thompson, wlfa of Chlcsio's now mayor, did much to help her husband win. Mrs. Thompson. In the days when It was dm-rni-d unwomanly to want to vole, was once prevailed on to make a suffrage ipt-rrh. She spoke superb ly, but. In the midst of her argument. a you in with a cigarette yelled: "Don't you wish yott were a masf "Ikin't your" said Mrs. Thompson. and went right oa with her argument again. A few minutes later the heckler. having recovered, tried another bout wlih the fair speaker. Don't you think mothers ought to stay home with their children" be demanded. r ,,-r.,iI h i d ? i W H.Taftj!. gon.and Ex-senator George Turner, of I Spokane. Wash. The meeting will ex- Astrachans were quoted at I tend over three days, beginning Au- Women suffering from any form of female ills are invited to communicate . promptly with tha 'woman's private t correspondence de- 1 pertinent of the Ly- diaE.PinlthMmif.ed- kine Co., Lynn, i Mass. Tour letter will be opened, read i and answered by a woman and held ta strict confidence. A woman can freely talk of her private illness to a woman ; thus has been established a confidential eorreepondence which has extended over many years and which has never been broken. Never bave they published a testimorJal or used a letter without the written consent of the writer, and never has the Company allowed these confi dential letters to get out of their pos session, as the hundreds of tlionaands of them in their files will attest . - Oat of the vast volume of experience which they have to draw from, it is more than possible that they possess the very knowledge needed in your case. Noth ing Is asked in return except your good will, and their advice has helped thou sands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, should be glad to take advantage of this Eenerovs offer of assistance. Address ydis E. Pinkham Medicine Ca, (con fidential) Lynn, Msss. - Every woman ought to have Lydif H- I'inkham's 80-pago 'oxt Book. It Is not a book for general distribution, as it is too expensive. It Is free and only obtainable by mail. Write for IS today. orders for war contracts ara exceeding ly busy. Haitien Brigand Taken. Port-so-Prince The presidential election to fill tha place of General Vilbrua Guillaume, who was removed from tha French legation by a mob of Haitiens July 28 and shot to death, has been postponed indefinitely. The Amer ican naval forces at Croix-des-Koo-1 ,,,. . verv noor oualitv. IfUCWO gCtgSJUalSJM MIIS UIBV4UCI VII W1C part of a band of brigands. The chief of the band was taken prisoner and placed on board tha United States eruiser Washington. Other disorders are reported to have occurred at St. March and Aux Capes. 75 cents to SI and Gravensteins at 31.25, with an occasional sale at $1.60. Huckleberries are coming in In a more liberal way. The general price is 8 cents a pound, but fancy large berries from the eoaat are sooted st 10 cents. Hop Growers Want Hot Weather. Portland Hop crop conditions in this state do not improve, and unless a hot spell of weather sets in very soon the quality of the crop is certain to be spotted and the quantity reduced. Where yards hsve been thoroughly sprayed the vermin attack hss been kept down, although in some instances the attack is still persistent, even after the third spraying. Tha worst reports, are from yards where growers neglected to spray. It is difficult to how these yards can have other Airman Falls Into Bay. San Francisco Charles F. Niles, an aviator formerly in the service of Gen eral Carranza, sustained painful but not fatal injuries when engine trouble st the outset of what was to hsve been a practice flight at the exposition com pelled him to plunge into San Francis- eo Bay with hia aeroplane. In falling he was thrown sgainst an iron bar. Three upper teeth were broken and two lower teeth torn out by the roots. When trouble developed he managed to ; glide out over the water. A nearby mo tor boit brought him ashore. P. N. U. No. 33, ISIS Saaaa VTS wrlilur a aaYertSaara. plaaaa I tt(M tbnt PM. 'Male Zebra Born In Zoo. New York A lively 70-pound male zebra baby was added to the Central Park menagerie Monday. The zebra is three feet tall and three and one-half feet from tip to tail. Both mother and baby are doing well and the new pet will be shown to the public in few days. This zebra is the first that hss ever been born in this country, and so far ss records show the first ever born In captivity. Oats Bought at Higher Level. Portland The feature of a recent session at the Merchants Exchange was the firmness of the oats market. Five hundred tons were sold at $28.50 for prompt delivery. The demand for j oats, however, is not large. Wheat was steady to firm, and bids were raised 1 to 2 cents for the various sorts. Asked prices were in no es less than t cents above offers. A lit tle business is being done in the coun try in club st 82 to 84 cents. Portland Wool buying In this state is now slmost at an end and the atten tion of the trade is centered on the selling movement In the Eastern mar kets. About 500,000 pounds of wool is still left scattered throughout the state in small lots. Buyers are con tinually after these lots, but the hold ers are indifferent as to letting go. A considerable quantity of consigned wool remains to be disposed of here. Poultry I" Moderate Supply. Conditions were not chsnged on the Portland market In the line of country produce this week. Poultry wss in moderate supply and sold welt, hens at I3lSJe and springs at 17 cents. Dressed veal continues weak. Eggs were firm for tha best grade and other kinds were week. The but ter market was steady and unchanged. 1 gust 23d. Lawyers and Judges all over the United States and Canada are expected to attennd. Extensive prep arations are under way for the enter tainment of the visitors. ' Hotel ac commodations will be arranged by sd- dressing Mr. A. B. Ridgwsy, North western Bank Building, Portland. Among other entertainments, it is planned to take visitors for an automo bile trip over the new Columbia High way. - Warship Fire Explained. Philadelphia After a thorough ex amination while the damage wss being repaired, officials of the New York Shipbuilding company are convinced that the fire which swept the bold of tha dreadnought Oklahoma several weeks sgo wss caused by spontaneous combustion. Work on the latest dreadnought is being rushed. . The Oklahoma was to have been resdy for delivery In Oc tober, but it is expected tha fire will delay completion . until early in Jan uary of next year. Ohio Village Sacrificed. . Dayton, O. In line with the plans for prevention of future floods, such ss wrought disaster to this city and the Miami valley in March, 1918, the entire village . of Osborn, Greene county, with its population of more than 1000, will be wiped from the face of the earth, to make room for a reservoir. The flood conxervance com mission has perfected plans for ac quiring sll the property of tha villsge at a eost of approximately $1,600,000, Property owners bave agreed to the terms. Rails Going to Russia. Seattle The Great Northern liner Minnesota sailed Monday for Vladi vostok with 8000 tons of steel rails for ths trans-Siberian rairlosd, to be used in building sidetracks that will relieve the blockade - st Vladivostok and ex pedite the shipment of munitions to the war front in Europe. The rails are valued at $1,500,000. The remainder of the cargo, part of which goes to Japan, is valued at $500,000. ; iffi Anatomy ef Modern Periscope. the cruiser might bave saved It, and a broadside directed toward tba splash "destroyed" tha submarine. Tha periscope Is ths Invention of Hollander, Telar van Elves, who In LS59 built a semlsubmerslble boat at Amsterdam. As bis craft was intend ed to run low In ths wster, la ths condition known as "swssh," and ths difficulty of observsilon, dus to waves wssbing across the low conning tower some other method than the lookout scuttles was necessary. Van Elvsn ringed op a contrivsncs of Inclined mirrors at each end of a Ijng tube, the simplest form of periscope. His craft wss not successful, but the Instrument of observation was, snd proved ma forerunner of tha complicated and deli cate Instrument In nsa today. Diverse Emotions. Tva bought so automobile." "Have vouT" "Tea. Why don't you congratulate me." ' "I'm waiting to bear what make It RESINOL SURELY MAKES ITCHING ECZEMA VANISH There la Immediate relief for skins Itching, burning and dlafltured by enema, best-rash or similar torment ing skin trouble. In a warm bath with realnol soap and a simple application of reslnol ointment. The soothing, heating reslnol medication sinks right Into the skin, stops Krblux Instantly, and soon clears sway all trace of eruption, even tn severe and stub born cases where other treatments have hsd no effect. After tbst, the regular use of reslnol snap is usoslly enough to keep the skin clear and healthy. Every arnxtlat sells reslnol ointment and reslnol soap. Adv, As Modified. The ususl crowd of loafers wars seated around tha stove la the t li lac grocery. 'Tell you what," began ons or the bewhlskered bunch, "I never Hod to my wife In my life" At this point be was interrupted by a unanimous laugh that was loud snd long. "That I didn't get -caught at It," continued the speakar after tha laughter bad subsided. Whereupon silence reigned su prems for nearly 23 seconds. ' Useful. "I've got to earn soma money dur ing my summer vacation," remarked the law student, "but I'd like, If pos sible, to work at something that will be of use to ma later on. 'Why don't you get a Job aa waiter In a summer hotel T" sdvlsed the professor. "The experience you will set In making out bills will coma tn mighty bandy when you begin tha practice of law." Ha Knew. The teacher was giving tba geog raphy class a lesson on the cattle ranches. She spoke of their beet all coming from the westnd, wishing to test tha children's observation, she asked:; - 'And what else comes to us from these reaches?" That was a poser. She looked at her shoes, but no one took ths bint She tried again. 'What do we get from the cauls besides beef?" One boy eaxorly raised his hand. "I know what It is. It's tripe," ha answered triumphantly. -Tba Youth's Companion. -If BAR VIEW TENT CITY Oa 8. P. R. R. ia TUIameek, Le. Or. Trala etapa at ear aaap, Plaoe at aural rear taaattaa ear laa) aaanaae. Vaa will aad H aWUaairal aa aU aa ao.aia.ira. Wa km Nil raraMaad M " Taala, Irla4ias elattrte apaia aad nw, traat S par aat ap. Iiaaae erarv a!at. kowtia. pwd aad SU Sard Barf rtaelae aad Safe Hataia. far part!eat write ar aaU aa WISS lX(T4t. Ca. IIIH raUiae- M al WaaV laa aw. fur (land. Ora. a A ar at SUK liar Vtrw. TUIaMMea Ue Ore. BLACK i T sCTaO' Vrta mmt aal mmm) III dVJaV M.Ma etts. mf lossts $utiY rirvDmi CatW IMH Ptita la. , ma, auiw: mtmmimm mw i Hiwaai mmm avaj fa Piih i a raai a mt mmm avn-ba. M IVMr-a h Taa ipaauH. mi ivht Mu mmt A eaa at v-u"H- la aaM.i aaa eaa a. lata mm crita P .-".a'. I'.l Sums txsoaatesv, , CaHwala, Matter af Orsmmer. Housekeeper How's Ibis? Yon promised to saw some wood if I gsva you a lunch. Tramp 1 recall no surh promise, madam. "The Ideal I told you I'd gtve yoe. a lunch If you d saw some wood, and you agreed." "Pardon we, madam. Your exact words were: 'I'll give yon a lunch If you saw that wood over there by the gate.' " "Eiactly. That's Just what I said.' "Well, madam, I saw that wood over there by the gate ss I came In." Tit Bits. Is, so I'll know sympathize." 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