'FOLYTCN AOCNTS WANTED - ' - - S-baf aal la aalnaiaa traa. W U-Uaeaeaaeal ot a.lNe eae re. hl m -t. . 4U I, f hJ temturv. kaJUHrtt BBue. !' Saraa) ft. t rim AUTCEOSHI RLPAJK1MC AND DRIVING M tl bart ssakasad. ot a aadato a4 "7 t it Aats aB Co- MS . r". fMWl MAN, M A UIHi. lr Uxi rem eea rei a.aia ae aaoieait . i t. . . . i . a -- 1 1 roan In tMM. mm (ten free MlaWaw. . iuuj.. iot4. I.UK.MK, ra.o. i-- FARM HELP SUPPLIED to K.a.haa, Ho Varaa. Barry aad rYelt ' r MtUuv. Ulnwil wrd-aapr a afc""- Pit Game Chickens a. knrf hr Onwea Owatoe dartre. En ILM rr It Klark. MM W wiot""'"ot. . 9. UJSkKHa. lf ea UUmi Sc. . OK CICYCLE BARGAINS ALL MAKES Th. anr, XHrtlT Vk-yrl )! d aa Bke ki Peruana. rttOT tat aa Mtce taaa. HI W 1KA 8U Oun-r SCOVILLS CYCLERY TYPHOID B Is im man mn y allOS. arars I ein- HMII Veulealliel I MOW ar ot eejaKaaa, rea aa rfaauly. HiaaiiBiaaMi aaavraac. araawM. at was far "Km eaeha Tyaaaaar SHUa at Tr.k.1 Varrae MaiSli fraaa aae. aai Saaear fraa Tyeaaal Certaaja. lie ojrrrt iasomtoiv. kmiuy. cau e.seeuaeas Do You Want to Sell Your Farm? W ar tnliuin farm dealers, and oar lone ezperieore mmkm our facilities for ending perctueers anaxrelled in thai Mctioa. Ifyo ami re U sell or trade year farm lands, writ a, rTU( full oVacnpOoa and VocaUoa of your property, boat pric and term, aad jwet what ;oa want ia eichanfe. We Kara a party wasting a stork ranch ap to 00.000. aad will trad 13 acre, of timber, coataiatng Mty aulboa feat of timber. Submit propaaiooa. HARGROVE & SONS, 122 N. 6th St, Portland. Or. Painting Point. When preparing paint remember that better reaulu are obtainable from eral application! of thin paint than from beTler coats. Of coarse, it take Vonjer to do the work. Paint put on in thin coat and allowed to dry, laaU much lonier and will not flak off al la often the case when 1 heavier coata axe applied. When very fine reaalta are wanted rob down each noat after It haa thoroughly dried. Drink Water and Live a Century. A Roumanian scientist claim that anyone can lire to be one hundred fear old. barrlnf accidents. It he drink enough water. He declares he has disco re red that old age la due to a decrease ia the amount of water in the system and that Father Time may be checkmated by systematic water drinking daring middle age. Must Put Country First. To make parliament a decent work ing machine all the considerable par tie must be willing to subordinate their party and personal interests to the need of the country. This is what no party ia any parliament of any country will at present do. Adri an Boa. Removal of President. No president of the United State was erer removed from hi high offlce. The attempt was made to remove , President Andrew Johnson, but it failed by one vote, and Johnson served out his full term. Master Clock Can Operate Many. Testa made by an English elec trician have shown that It is possible for single master clock to operate 600 other clocks Strang along fifty nOes of wire. Unci Eben. "Bora men gits credit fob babbin' S good disposition," said Uncle Eben, "moaly because dey 1 so fixed dat dey'a In position to have purty much deir own way." Fat Trade. "Jinks doesn't look like literary mau. But be says he makes his liv ing by his pen-" "So he does. He raises pigs." Baltimore American. EAST OREGON JACK FARM a F. SWAGGART, Prop. "Jala L. SaUiraa-aS-raar-okJ Jack raiaad oa this farm. Broaden of lack: Tfceraasatrei Saddle, Baiar aad Eaaaiac Hetaaai Barkahira Has Lexington, Oregon. DAMAGED WHEAT BARLEY AND OATS FOR HOGJEED $17.50 Per Ton f. o. b. Warehouse Full information furnished upon application. WALTER A. GOSS, 418 Corbett Bldff PUt Ex ml Portland, Or. r. n. u. No. IS, ISIS 'KK wrha tto aaaar. SUBMARINE SINKS AMERICAN TANKER Washington Stirred by German Attack Off Sally Islands. CAPTAIN AND 1W0 SA10RS ARf DEAD Seriousness It Admitted, and Note to Berlin Speaking of 'Strict Ae countabillty" Recalled Dam ages May Be .Demanded. London' '.Th American oil tank steamship Gulflight was sunk by German submarine Saturday at noon off the Scilly Islands, according to a dispatch to th Central New agency. The Gulflifc'ht sailed from Port Arthur, Tex., April 10, for Rouen, France, The captain died from Dean lauure as a result of shuck, and two seamen jumped overboard and were drowned. The other member of th crew were taken off by a patrol boat and landed. The vessel was towed into Crow sound and beached. Washington, D. C Press reports of the torpedoing of th American steamer Gulflight and th loss of her captain and some member of th crew created a stir in official circle here. where the seriousness of the occurrence was'everywher admitted. In the absence oi rresiaent rt usun. officials made no comment as to the probable action of the United Sutes government, beyond saying that a thorough inquiry as to th manner of the torpedoing and th responsibility for it would first be required before a decision could be reached as to the kind of representations to be made. If first reports are born out, the at tack on the Gulflight constitute the first case of an American ship struck by a torpedo, with the consequent loss of lives. Two American vessels have been sank by mines, the responsibility for which never has been fixed, and one American, Leon C Thresher, was drowned when the British ship Falaba was torpedoed. It was generally recalled that in the not sent by the United Sutes to Ger many in answer to Germany's procla mation of a war cone around the Bri tish Isles and Ireland, the Washington government asserted that it would hold the German government "to a strict accountability" for the loss of any American lives or vessels, the phrase ology being so drawn as to cover at tacks on belligerent vessels on which Americans were traveling. America's Right to Ship Anns Coo ceded, but food Should Be Free Philadelphia Dr. Bernhard Dern bure. former colonial secretary of Ger many, protested at Sunday's session of the annua meeting or the American Academy of Political and Social Sci ence, against a declaration at a recent meeting of the academy that Germany had declared aganist the right of the United States to sell and distribute arms to belligerent countries. Dr. Dernburg came here as a listener to the discussions on the effect of the European war on America's interests and at the close of the session made a brief speech in which he said the declaration was "absolutely false." The address in which the statement is said to have been made was delivered by Charles Noble Gregory, of Wash ington, D. C, who spoke on "The Sale of Munitions of War by Neutrals to Belligerents." Dr. Dernburg explained that Ger many had only complained of the in equality of the treatment that his country is receiving in that foodstuffs are shut out of Germany, whereas there is a free transit of arms to Great Britain. British Win in Africa. Cape Town The following official statement regarding the operations in South Africa was issued Monday: "General McKenzie s mounted forces which were designated to cut off the Germans who, after the evacuation of Keetmanskop retreated northward along the railway, inflicted serious defeat on them in the vicinity of Gibson, captured a whole railway train, several transport wagons, a great quantity of live stock, two field guns, several Maxims and 200 prisoners." Vancouver Bridges Fired. Vancouver, B. C Two outbreaks of fire took place Monday and Monday night at Granville street bridge, and coming on the heels or recent Oleas ters, there are circumstances with both that it is now accepted as truth that these fires are the work of Incen diaries. The first one was late in the afternoon and the second shortly after 10 o'clock at night On the last oc casion three men were noticed rushing from underneath the structure and in five minutes the center span of the bridge was in flames. Flirt Recruits Tommies. London Flirting can be made an effective recruiting expedient At a recent recruiting rally a girl beld ap her hand and announced that she had sent five young men to the front At the end of the meeting she indicated the young man at her side and de clared, "Here's the sixth!" This caused the speaker to say, "Flirting of that kind is the right sort" He ad vised the young girls of the audience to use their wile in behalf of country. Hail As Big As Baseballs Falls. St Louis Hail stones ss large as baseballs were hurled upon scattered sections of Missouri Sunday. The damage to crops and livestock will run into thousands of dollar. At Stur geon, Mo., a boy was killed by light ning. In St Louis th streets were flooded in places by several feet of wa POPULARITY OF BASE BALL lUaa ball hai arowa lo lantte propw laa allhln the aaol dile eae me mi .aim arurk af the taama haa ba Ik J-llahl of KtlllloM l aOTOIalOT 1 ' tre au many Ihlnc to admire la the same that II I Imnoeelbl IO dearriD mem. Hitttoor eietvlee la one of Nature s teal tl.ls In promnlln Keen an airenia .n.l kevnliia the blood rtrh and pure; but. nvrhaa oa are one of Ihe many wno .ra 4.m.a that brlvlleaT. Tol lead a aa.l.ntar life which always haa leu lanrv to mak th liver laay, the bowel rkiaead and dlfaelloa pw. Oftentimes ru or n.rvoua, el)lea, aav a appa ll! and frel run down. fn.t. th.aa conditions rota wiu amour annr.-tate Ihe ealatanr to be derived rrura a trial of HoaloMae' Hlomach Hit i.ra. li h.liva Nature by tonlns and tn.n.tkMitii' ihe tltomarh. IJv.r and Itoa.la and with thee oramaa In a tew mal rundillon your system I well forti fied acainet an attack of 8lr Headache. Heartburn. India-ration, Cramp. Conatl- patton, Uiltouenea or Malaria, Fvr or .t-ue. tiarave lake aim! rare rf your health tnd ru will be ll reald. while care lenea only brliur eutferin and die troaa. Let ltoattier'e ftonieoh Hltt.ro help you to maintain our health. Batuc's Hatred f Tsbaee. Perhaps no celebrated author was mor hoattl toward tobacco thaa Italiae. It I true that Lamartln speaks of th novelist's teeth as black ened by dear amok, but Lamartln waa not intimate with Baliac. Gait- tier on the other hand knew him well and wrcte eloquently about his hatred of tobacco, ltaliac's ruling passlan was coffee, which Injured htm and perhaps killed him. In some or Bis novels he anathematises tobacco. When he allows seme of his character to smoke there is veiled contempt "As for De Msrtay. he was busied In smoking his clirars " Dr. Pierce s Pellets, small, sugar coated. eay to take as candy, regulate and invigorate alomacn. uver ana oow els. to not gripe. Wouldn't Hsv Sister Hurt When Walter was a tiny fellow b accompanied his older sister to th dentist s. Sh was to have a tooth ex tracted and as the dentist commenced to pull Helen began to scream. In stantly, face aftre. Walter scrambled from his chair and grabbed th dentist by th leg. Tugging with all his might, he shouted fiercely: "Ton bes ser stop dat if you know what's dood for you." If Arms Ar Too Fat If the arm ia too fat vigorous mas sage will help to reduce; but should be supplemented by active exercises. To massage the arm. grasp with th open hand, near the shoulder; and, treating It as If it were a wet sheet lifted from the washtub, twist th flesh with a wringing motion. Oo over th entire arm la this way sev eral times. Yea Co Get A the-, root- as ntfC Write Ali.n. Olmird,Le Roy, S. Y., lor ff?e sample of Alkn's FooC'Ea. It rnrrs sweating, hJt awolicn, aching- feet. Xl aiakf hew or HM ahoe ay. A cvrtaia euro lot coma, hwrowint oaib and bunluna. AUdruf luueailtl. ic Ixm'l accept any tutaulut. Some Climate. The northern parts of Norway and Sweden extend well up Into the Arctic circle, while the southern parts come down to the latitude of Glasgow; so there is a wide range between the winter temperatures in those coun tries. The same applies to Canada. Atonement "I hate the smell of mothballs and there's the woman next door hanging up the clothes she has had put away with them." "Why object to that? She's doing you a neighborly kindness t airing your grievances." HI Preference. She (fond of ragtime) "Now that you have looked over my music what would you like to have me play?" H "Whist or casino." Boston Tran script Ocean's Richest Prix. Sperm whales are the richest prize f the ocean, yielding spermaceti from the cavities in their heads. Ivory from their lower Jaws and rich yel low oil from their sides. FARMER'S WIFE TOO ILLTO WORK A Weak. Nervous Sufferer Restored to Health by Ly dia E PinkhW. Veg etable Compound. Essoia, Minn. "I am glad to say that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable lampoona os acme mor for me than anything else, and I had th best physi cian here. I was so weak and nervous that I could not do my work and suf fered with pain low down in my right side for year or mor. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound, and now I feel like a different person. I believe there Is nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound for weak women and young girls, and I would b glad If I could influence anyone to try th medi cine, for I know it will do all and much more than it Is claimed to da" Mrs. Clara Franks, B, F. D. No. 1, MapJ erest Farm, Kasota, Minn, Women who suffer from those dis tressing ills peculiar to their sex should be convinced of th ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re store their health by the many genuine and truthful testimonials w ar eon. stantly publishing In the newspapers. If yon have the slightest doubt that Lydia K. Pinkham's Vesretav lle Compound will help yon. write to Lydia K.Pinkham Medici neCo. (confidential ) Lynn, Mass fo- ad vice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman. nd beld ia strict confidence. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. IVtrtland Wheat-Rluwtem, 11.31 forty-fold, fl.tT; club, l.S; red Rus sian, II.lt. Oats-No. 1 whit feed. 31IS. Barley No. 1 feed, 24; bran, $i4 short. tU lO. Millfeed Spot price: Bran, $2 ton: shorts. 12s: rolled barley, ISO atSl. Corn Who!. 138 ton: cracaeu, sao. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $1(J IS; valley timothy, llZbtllftO; grain hay. flOtuil; alfalfa. Ill.o0am.60. Veretable lu-umtvr, nouiou, t ltd 1.60 dosen: artichoke. 76c; torn toe. fScrat; cabbage. StQtStc pound; celery, $4.50 crate; cauliflower, 7 60(16 tl.SS dosen; head lettuce, a.io crate. spinach. 6e pound; rhubarb. Untie; asparagua, 76e 11.10 doaen; egg plant K6c pound; peas, 7.8c; twana, 1 2ic 1.16c. : carrots. $1.60 sack; beet. $1.60: parsnip. $1.25; turnips, 1J 1.50. Green Fruit Strawberries, 2 crat; apple, $lm,1.75 box; cranber ries, Hindi1 barrel; gooseberri. Sat He round. rotatoe Old, $1.70 U .Xo sacs; nw. (u8e pound. Onion Oregon selling price, yoc sack, country points; California. Job bing price, yellow, $I.7Bit2; wrm. $2.25 crat. Ejtm Fresh uresoo ranch, caa count lfcitlflicdoien. Poultry Hen. 15c: broilers, 27c; fryrs, 1 8(4. 20c; turkeys, dreea- ed. 22ii24c; live. 18.20c; ducks, 12 MISc; gee, 8it9c. Butter Creamery, prints, extras. 25c pound In case lots; ftc mor in las than cas lots; cube, xitjixze. Veal Fancy, 1 Impound. Pork Block. lOutlOtc pound. Hop . 1914 crop, nominal; con tract. 11c pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, 25 4i26c; Eastern Oregon, fin. 16fl8c; valley, 28(S0c; mohair, new clip, 32) j,33c. Case ara bark Old and new, 4tl4i nound. Cattle Best steers, $7.50 it 7.76; choir. $7d.7.25: medium, $S.?5J:7; choice cow. $,25l.75; medium. $6 K5.75; heifer. $50(6.25 ; bulls. $44f & 75: stair. $5616.60. Hog Light, $T(ii8.05; heavy, $6(9 7.05. Sheen Wethers. $6.75ul7; sheared ewea, $5.50 it 6.75; sheared lamb. $7.758; full wool $1 higher. T aroma Annie Wineaap and Yellow Newtown Pippins, $1.66fJ.75. Comb Honey Yakima, $3.60 crat; strained honey, $5.60; Idaho, $3.50; Nevada, $3.50. Strawberries $1.85 to $2.25 crate, according to siie. VegeUbles Cbbg,Winningtadt $3.25 ewt; carrota, $1.60fftl.65 sack; beets, horn grown, $11.25; turnips, $1.25; potatoes, Yakima. $3436ton; Idaho, $3; sweet, $4cwt; new po tatoes, 6Je pound; tomatoes, $4.60t 5.50 case; onions, green, 20c dosen; Walla Walla, $1.75 box; Oregon Yel low Danvers. $1.60; Yakima, $1.60; California, $1.60; garlic. 30c pound; radishes, local, 20c dosen bunches; California, 25c; partly. S0c: lettuce, head, $2.25 crat; spinach, local, 6c pound; Walla Walla, 75c box; cucum bers, local hothouse, 50c$1.25 dosen; celery, $4 4.60 crate; rutabagas, $1.85 sack; artichokes, 75c dosen; rhubarb, local, Se pound; asparagua, Washington, $1.15011.65 box; green peas, 8c pound; green and wax beans, 13(S14e pound. Fresh MeaU Steers, 1212Je pound; cows, 12c; heifers, 12&12ic; wethers, 14Jc; dressed bogs, Hie; trimmed sides, 15e; combination, 16c; Diamond T. C, 161e; ewe, ISe. Poultry Ducks, liv, 10(12c; hens, dressed, 1618c; live, 16c; springs, dressed, 22c; live, 1416c; squab, live, $2.60 dozen; dressed, $6; tur keys, live, 18c; dressed, 28 80c; geese, ZUc Butter Washington creamery, tw 26c; Oregon, 24c. EggsFresh ranch, 17Z0c Quick Digging Is Urged. Sookane. Wash. Immediate action in ditreinsr many miles of trenches ex tending through th center of Wilson Creek vallev will be the only means of savimr the south hslf of th valley fravn th devastation from the Coulee cricket, declared Cecil W. Creel, cereal and forest insect expert, connected with th United States department of Agriculture, who arrived her from the cricket-infested district Trenches three miles long hsve been plowed on the 6000-scre farm of W. C. Mading and a natrol of six men is being main tained in the destruction of millions of the wingless insects. Wallowa Crop Outlook Good. Wallowa, Wash. Th recent rains have been great help to the Wallowa valley and the outlook for crops is ex cellent The fall grain has never looked better. The acreage of spring grain will be large, owing to th high prices. The season Is at least three week earlier than usual. The fruit trees are blossoming and unless' un favorable weather conditions prevail th prospect is fsvorable for much fruit, ss the rains have not damaged the buds. The spring so far has been quite free from hard frosts. Potsto Acreage Double. SUnfield, Or. Th potato acreage which haa been planted and will be planted here this season is more than twice a large as usual and there will be many carloads for shipment this fall. Another feature of the potato crop here this year Is thst it is being planted mostly on former alfafa fields, rich In fertility, whereas In former years potato ground has been mostly new ground without humus and harder to control as to moisture content Ex periments prove that a farmer can well afford to plow up alfalfa for potatoes. Douglas Ssnds First Brris. Roseburg, Or. C. E. Henry, a well konwn rancher of Dillard, has th dis tinction of ahipping th first crate of strawberries from Douglas county to th Portland markets. Th berries left her Saturday. They were large, of excellent color and war well fla vored. They met ready sal at, fancy prices In the Portland markets. mm 1 1 jj 1 v MEJfS 2.00 3 '3.50 WOMEN'S 2.00 2.00 '3.00 '3.00 a .u mum BOYy .73 2 .OO 3.00 MISSES 2.CO G, '2.00 YOU O AN SAVE MONEY UY WEARING I w! ? DOUGLAS SHOES w. t- neaela he are a, at aaaaKa Iskdaft ah Mat M6tlirl liV-.al erl. i.a eexpet will. W. fkmsittniB mmim - " a ill. at at aa aaaari Th aad 4 ehaos ..III aaMkaraakaaeaallaa e.V la A SO .boa eoaapate faa.eble oat faaarabl. wll e4er wmmmwm - Iheroar aaaar aaaoaad weea wear .haaa. a.ult I haa. aad Ike. will tall taeealaa efcaae eaaooi ae - caution 1 zxxniA avtia ia. arw. aae. rm -f r - " tiLri-li. . a- k aai allae If ir oaaier eaaa. .rer r-a. treled CelahMf ekaela bao la uraa. of Imprale H Mak. now tru It I that th child Is f tber of th msat Whenever a man come In her, tor Instance, ana D sin to boast bow powerful and Im portent h Is In th community, If not lb stal. Ihe nation and the world al large, our mmory goes back to tb dava of our Innocent childhood when w boy used to aasur on another that w spat nickels and maybe an occasional dim, though really w didn't at all. Columbus (Ohio) Jour nei. nave Healthy, Streaf, Meaallral Kre . .uJ Maria are taaear aiaa( roof bafor II aaa offered a a Uooieait aje aiedieiae. stertae ia aw vva.. . k. w I. . .i.u au aaaraaleed l Ikeei aa a Mailable K.llet for SreeUal Meed .are. Iff II 11 r i ia aa. ia eaw NeMertlef-Jael Kjre Coaifwr. r Hortae jl tour lamas let-aaveH a babeuiuia, aad II .aiere-led writ for of th rvea. Mtauaa bi a mkmsu to, cuicauu Waterproof Match. Before you go camping, or away on voyag. prepare some waterproof match, and se that they ar always at hand. In a small tin vessel well son paraffin, and, while It la stilt hot dip th end ef each match Into this, and lay It out carefully until cool and dry. Th coaling of paraffin make th match absolutely waterproof. Mo Call Macatlu. True Art ef Life. Th art of llf I to b kind, to ndeavor to look si everything from 'Ji point of view of th other fellow. o be more eager to giv man to re- elv. to lov one's nelfhbor. and to y th protector of th wek and hetp- ess. whether they be Utile children jr tb flower that grow by th way. lid. Sidney Dare. Toe Wis a Bird Can you tell me, sir." asked the adroit panhandler, -'where an honest man can find hard work In return for square meal?" "I could." replied the experienced and disillusioned cltl- ten. "but I mak It a rule not f. an swer questions wholly Idle and aca demic." Rlcbmondvlll Time CM patch. RESINOL CfRTAINLY DOES HEAL ECZEMA! in th naat twenty year, literally thousands of physicians have written hner auccnaaful the realnol treatment I for eciema and similar ikin trouble. The first use or rrsinoi .i.im..i and realnnl anal) usually stop the itching and burning, and tney soon clear away an trace oi me aruptlon. No other treatment lor mo ikln now before the public can show uch a record of professional approval. Sold by all druggists. Adv. Dye From Nettle. a Una vellow dva I produced from lha rranta of nettles boiled In alum The intra nf the stalk and leaves Is used to dye woolen stuff a brilliant url oermanent rreen. Placing th Blsms. t.w "Hnt back your letter on nrumad ehT WhV did Sh do that? Tom ''She said the postman who de livered It kicked her nog. Mow it Comes to Pas. (from tb verdict of a coroner's irvi "The deceased came to his death from a railroad In th bands of receiver." Philadelphia Ider. Something of a Hint Mr. Blowboy (calling on girl) "You seem er rather distant this ve nln." Girl "Well, your chair ism nailed down. Is Itr Brooklyn Eagle Honeymoon Us A hnnevmoon produces mora lies to the squar mlnut than any other pe riod of a person s lire -ine imnj Days," by Hubert Wales. They Who Hav Larnlng. Oreal talkers, without knowledge, are as the winds tnst wnisue; ihnv who hav learning enouia speas sloud. Mollere Overlooked In Proverb, m.. .lt.Mril nroverb ixnores the fact tbt th early fish also catches tb worm nd the boon tnei os with It Whn Reform 8em Easy. Vben a good talker is on de plat form," aid Unci Eben, -rerorm seem so easy dat It almos' looks Ilk common amusement. Alwsys Something to De. Ufa I Just on swat after another. Tint It is candldatea for office and hen it Is carpet and fllesvCblcago Mews. World' High Trs. jamh trees in th Australian for ests grow to a height of 120 feet; karl trees to 200 feet I Dally Thought, f count life Just a stuff to try th toul's s'""1'' r"i"n1nx. In On -j, utc- of Al. In on "butt" of si tber are 109 rations. I PUTNAM Cala. aaam sds lae" d Msfcwr ealm ahaa aoy el Mcfcass. Wriw laj f aookkl "Hea at Lvt MS 4.00 4.B0 5 0.50 SHOES la aees . ' ' i -asfT I. . IMala - " sT WMBHSal " - a Ive ajj toad .aa II la. w.uiiaa .alkat W. ihepHea. latiali 10 ri - . , .L, . as Wo -. - Mil. for PINK lure Way t Dtc a Married Man. "It requlrt i no peculiarity acute de duction to ascertain whether or not man I married," said Bsckrlll Mo Kautt. "Nearly every man rarrle his ! money In his right hand trousers ! pocket, rmiseouently If lh outer x1 of that pocket la In a frayed con dition from frequent ntrnt- to th sourc of supply It la a cinch that th wearer I no bachelor" Kansas City 8tar. Veur Dog th tst Another certainty Is that every youngiter who revels in th compan ionship of a faithful mongrel pup that Is all his own will refus to accept th dictum of Ihe Judges al th West minster Kennel rlub show flial a par tlculn wire-haired fox terrier Is "lb best dog In lh I'nlted Hlalr " Top ka Journal. Conscience tn Accussr. Hear my voice; ) wive of lmech, heaxken unto my speech: for I have alain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt If Cain l. II be avenged aevrnfold, truly Ijniiwh seventy and sevenfold. Oeneela 4: 13. !. Thar Ar Other. "I think I'rofrssor lllbrow I a won derful lecturer." said lh Old rtgy "II bring things bom to you thai you never saw before." "That's nolo Ing." replied lh Orouch. "I bav a laundry wagon driver who can do that" Cincinnati Enquirer. Ho Girls View Them. On writer says that a freckle "la a wild flower the sun baa placed cm their cheeks," That Is a pretty thought, but many girls will continue to regard tb freckle as a thorn In lb flesh. Toledo tllade. Two Bait. "The belt worn by Napoleon at Ihe battle of Waterloo shows that bis girth was 41 Inches Bom belt, ehf "Yes. but not a circumstance to tb belt that Wellington av him." Be Clean! Inside and Outside You ant that the ImtNiriUe caused f v k li -d-Ainf.- jrUJ L l F , aaaaaaaiaaWf VV ' - , - -MsSBaBhaaW -- - - I - "" e or by inactivity of the livr. DR. PIERCE'S Golden Medical Discovery (la Tab lot or Liquid Form) Cleanses th system and mora. It puts Ihe liver In sorh condition of health the! It purifies th blood-as It should. It helps the slotnarh digest food ao that It makes good blood rich, rod blood to nourish and strengthen all th organ. ...... . ... . Yoo may avail yourself of it ton!, revivifying Influene by retting a bottl or boi of tab lata f rum your madlclM dealer or soml toe f or a trial bos. Addr as below. FREE Tr, Plane's Common ftenae Medleal AdvMr"-a rvatx-h ekMh bom hat er louapaeeson reaeint nf SI one aenl suraps to auvar aaauia ehafa. Addraa pr. VTm. I"ler jiuffaio, N. Y. Mysteries of Rheumatism Practically Solved Action in ifsa Tissasi ef atte S.S.S.UI Regular Wizard Rheumatism Is often th effect of soms ether blood afrilotlon that ha left It Im. press In th Joints, muscle and muooua coverings of lh body- It work Into th tlseu calls, thos tiny, Iitu noeias ia which nutrition goes on. And It la her that a most remarkable medlcln known as S. . 8. do Its most aotlv and moat ffectlv work. It action Is marvalou. Bed riaaen vhaumatle eat on their feet as If by magic That cold, clammy sensation that mad you hug a red not stov is son in a twinkling. That xoniclallng pain that mad a feather lay aa heavy a a ton oi coal oa th skin is gone. You gst up and eano with gla. Your rhtumatlsm I gon apsoiutsiyi It Is an actual logical fact, that Swift's Bur 8pelflo fluho your blood, glv your ontlr blood circulation a fin thorough bath. It Just naturally and In a twinkling irrigate vry atom ia your FADELESS DYES rdr. EWack.s-.aardl.eri SUk. Waal Cellea sod Mlsed (M St ens billa. UeaatS i Cetera.- uiwau. MMMn. .1. MOWBOB PBUO COWAKY. Pigsrksissl Z. Qvtcy. lUewai II aa eoald Stall the W. I. lleaalal laetarj al aroehie. Maaa., aad aae hew earelalli ike ahaaa ar made. aad Ik hlh grade ealhers Meed, la uU a heai autder- elead mhf Ihey luoh sad HI better, e aaakM lee lb prire. L. Day. lea she., are Ihreusa aw alere In Ihe larse sine n .nee Mler. erf her. EYE ixaTKMrra rmuMMai. i-kvii AMI Al l. MM ANU tiimiAr uwKAsni -eVf -afr W I . Ji, .... . .'. A V f V,t..a. Cures lh alk and art aa a preventative for other. I.louid in." mi Ihe I. man. rfe Iu.hI mere end all uth.r Heel kidney remedy, se i elite a Iwltle, I a a ,.. H..UI by all iliuail.t and lurf -Hla huiiaea. or e.nl. T.rea tHii.l. iy Hi iiiaiiuU. tul.f. Ilwklel, "iHeleiiipar, Caua and l-uie," Iree. iP0MN MtOICAt C0M Chemist and iactef lelogials, Ooshcn, Ind., U. B. A. KIMO Shoe Polish Outfit fi CUaa . Compact Always Rdf ForU V ft. r Alia twk.ieui kbui) nt,rrtT (ArwHt U M 4 &M-flta' MHtlMWOINI KUINO JVKr, hierllraoeiera rarllaa. Ore, . ....... . I Na Dlr t B Ray f Bunshln. The signs on th order of 'Kei Smlllni. Ther t'p." etei glv m a larg pain." said fUckvlll McKnult. who ha a vary somber east or counte nance "Id you ever e a picture of Abe Lincoln that had a stnllo on ttf And did you ever see one of Ooorg Washington with a broad grin? I am proud lhat I resemble Lincoln aad Washington." Kansas City 8tar. Art Hsr Hobby. She had a vast amount of money, but It had come lo her quite recently. On day an acquaintance asked her it she were fond of art- "Ftmd of art!" Sh exclaimed "Well. I should say I waa! If I ant ever In a city where there an artery I nrr fall to visit But That's (srlou. Bom girl seem to slip along through llf without any mor serious worries I ban bow lo keep lh shoulder straps of their evening gown In place. -Columbus lO Journal. Tr Them Carefully. All human things of dearest valu bang on alendor trlfig. Edmund Waller. If yon would be healthy, strong and happy. Hatli keep the skin clean ami in good condition. JJut what about tile inside of the body? can no more alfonl to neglect it -Js7i iiV. 'xS MM Saaaia SS a mm f VA V J; ST M than the outside. HI just a import avatem be ckaruMNl of tli poisonous by weakness of the digestive organ a Reaarkable Aniidsii la Driving Out Eheaatatiam, body. It rushes Into every en, cans very ban, muscl, ligament, tendon, muoau surfae and every nrv to thrill with freedom, with health, with new found springiness. And beat of all, 8. B. 8. though a pew rful searching, overwhelming enemy t pain and th causes of rheumatism I a pur a th dew on a pach blom, a powerful aa tb herolo work of nature, ss searching as th peremptory demand ef th moat exact science. Ask for and Insist upon gsttlng 8. B. 8. th world' euro for rheumatism. ror private, protial advlo a stub, bom ehronlo rheumallsm writ at eno to tb Swift SnMlno Co., 101 Swift Bulie Ing, Atlanta, (la. Their medical depart ment I famous on all blood diseases, and la equipped to make paraonal bleod tests, approved by the highest medloal authori ties. Oat a bottl of S. 8. S. today. Thss) away goes rheumatism for all Urn. ter. I