r" Si A STRONG DEFENSE :J Maalnst p-oneral weakness can only be established and maintained by keep In g the digestion good and liver and bowels active. hi HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS will help wonderfully in, j restoring: the inner man" to a stronar and normal condition. run VESCO SYSTEM or PENMANSHIP teaches roo how to wnnv. it a the BEST. l&I fAOLS. BY MAIL. We, NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Vtm Hnit Pra. H. Bl Bwmo Burr. IWaartilr awtaa. 101 Rnaaaefewfort. alae rate frirM. Thra auaatal' weJk from Tuinj UvM. Wnuforiataa, U a fc a. NlUa M AH, J I Mi "te.eeO attare for mtili ration. M"Uul! fa hMI" dJ "H luu to ! iMItiM. S4 roart aear tree ! -.m-t nmtaiintr. ltrnW aa- ' Trurd Nuiiiliiiiwiiii la Mm trtTilrV Jonm.lm. omnsux a CHMuntL mm any fl 1034f.t,Wl n ina,c. Dnte Per DMre It take wore Ui.n rule to produce good coodurt Whtrt a proper (pint prevails rule ere superfluous, Thi la particularly true la regard la dano- Ing. Kit! people oi reiiuvmvni um- with their friends tbey do not need any loni Hit of wire and regulation hanelna before their eye. 1 heir na tural sense of the time of thing I Insure aa observance of all lb pro- nriaiia. Unfortunately an tnnal aenaa of modesty and of the fltneaa of thins can not be trusted to regulate the public dance halL Here rules are necessary to Insure aa observaoceof tbe proprieties. Ths public dance hall Inspector of Elisabeth. N. J. have set forth suc cinctly correct rules for partners to five Mont's." They could not be put mora tersely: Iont bop. Don't dip. Don't breathe In the lady a face. Iton! hold the lady too close. Ivml wave the arnia un and down. All forma of dipping and "rolling of the shoulders" are forbidden by me dance censor as vulgar. These re strictions should not spoil the sport, for the average patron of the dance halL Francis Freer la Leslie. Ileez. htmr TYPHOID 5S Be ncciaalaa MOW tv ra afejttdaa, V at HattmtOr. i mnaaai aauiTa, Ask roar ahrHctaa. SracrW. ar mt ton "Hmw roa kal Tmbokk" trllrat of Trakola VarchM. laoaaanil if rroraTypao CmnUxu fie GuTTCt tABOtATOtV. aceailfY, CAt. Unfair Advantage, James The rain fail alike on the Just and unjust Jones True, but the unjust man la generally provided Kith the Just man's umbrella. Pittsburg Dispatch. Tim to Pay One' Bills. A man who has the money but who hasn't time to pay hi bill is laxy. and that all there I to it Atchison Globe. ' ; , HOW TO SUCCEED During the last few years, condt tions In all lines of business, even pro fessional life, have changed so com pletely that every man la waking up to the fact that In order to win suc cess he must specialise and leant to do some one thing and do It well. 80 It Is- with any article that U sold to the people. It must have genuine merit or no amount of advertising will maintain the demand for the article. For many years druggists have, watched with much Interest the re markable record maintained by Dr. Kilmer Swamp Root, the great Kid ney, Liver and Bladder Remedy. From the very beginning the proprietor had so much confidence in It that they Invited every one to test It It is a Dhysictan'a prescription. They have on file thousands of un solicited letters received rrom lortner sufferers who claim they are now en Joying good health as a result of It use. However. If you wish first to try sample bottle, address Dr. Kilmer ft Co Blnghamton. N. Y enclose ten cent and mention this paper. They will promptly forward you a sample bottle by Parcel Post Regular else for sale at all drug gists fifty-cent and one-dollar. Not Forgetting BlacKwell'a. "What are the most Important Is land on the globe?" asked the geo graphy teacher. And without hesitation the boy from New York answered: "Ellis, Manhattan and Coney. Washington Star. NEWS OF THE Wffll They Often Do. "Marriage is said to be a contract1 "Yes. and it is about the only con tract wherein both parties can set up strong claim to getting the wont of It" Louisville Co oner journal. TOl 1 OW1 DBUGGIST WILL TELL TOO Try Murine Bye Kerned j tor Bed, Weak. Walery Bjea and Granulated Eyelid; No Braanlnr luaVEr Comfort. Wrile (or Book of the je byataillraa. Maria areBear Co Chicago. Defined. A statesman Is a politician with whom you agree. A politician is a statesman with whom yon disagree. Life. ) lOW-riTRK. tftk mmx e i woaAtrlal fcak etfeart mt vbrgmostut staid wUi organa that naaviy opt euhtaerita eaimmonij reyarri. ma M awrjooa cu or in cvhmb car i TOBWUy IW J 4a kevwa. Kt-af m atrwwvw e it nrs iUKWsaaa. e h at-tsac. AtaMrtta, Bill nil Mil aai. mm. WLrtApMclto. . - - f 'l i Ihiai ti.m. VrM, -ggaS E , I A - Ta Cam Uwar." fav ml0'tti'l M I O A V "hart I KX fefana: The Finishing Touch. The young man- hesitated to believe the statement of her little brother that tbt young lady was not at home. He repeated the question, at the same time displaying a quarter. The boy eyed it longingly and again replied in the negative. , s - "But didn't" she leave a message for me?" asked the disappointed swain. "Ye, said the lad and nothing , more. -Ov -v As one who sees a great light, the young man tossed him the coia "Now." he said, "out with the mes- "She said she' not gonna see you any more and you're not to give me any money. Pniladelpnia Ledger. 1 One Reason. , "I wonder why there are o few women architects V "Perhaps women are afraid r they nifcht be called designing creatures. Vale Record. THIS WOMAN'S SICKI1ESS Quietly Yielded To Lydia E. Pinkh&m'a VeeTetable Compound. BAlfc-eton, N. J.-"I want to thank yoo a thousand timm for the wonderful jzood Lydia E. rmk- jham'a Vegetable jOanpoand ha dona lfor me. I suSered ivery much from a fetnale trouble, I pad bearing down tpsuiB, waa incuat at times eonld !!y walk across room. I was ble to do my oousework or attend to my oaoy 1 waa oweak. Lvdia E. Pinkbam'a Vegetable Ccei pound did me a world of good, and bow I am strone and healthy, can do my work and tend my baby. I ad vise all suffering women to take It and get well as I did." Mr. FANMB COOFKB, E.F.D., Bridietoo, NJ. Lydia E. Finkham's Vegetable Coro- poond, made from native roots and herb, contains no narcotic or harmful I drugs, and to-day hold the record of j beina the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thooaand of voluntary testimonial on file in the Fmkham laboratory at Lynn, Has., eem to prove this fact For thirty yean it has been tho stand ard remedy for female ills, and ha re stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail ments a displacements, inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc If yon want apeelal advice irrite to Lydia E. Plnkham Med icine Co, ( confidential ) Lynn, Mass. Yonr letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in atrlct confidence. It Couldn't Stand the Shock. "Confound the luck." . , , "What' troubling you now?" "I sent a poem to a magazine and now I see that it has failed."' "Too bad! But cheer up, maybe they won't sue you for damages." Puck. Questions and Answer. "You are thoroughly familiar with public questions, of course." "I know 'em all by heart," replied Senator Sorghum. "But I must admit that as time goes by I don't feel quite so certain about some of the answers." Washington Star. Banish the "Blues!" If yon have that depressed feeling; it' more than like If that yonr blood is out of order impoverished or poisoned. There is only one thing that will alter yonr present eoadltjon that's to restore your stomach to normal health and strength. For a weak or diseased stomach cannot make good blood. If your iiwatiAn la Kail win mA wll 4Via . LIJ JLl.k I 3 . J jvu AWU OT 111 UWt llin,. l-"r WW UM1 HIWI nourishes body, brain, heart and nerve. ( helps the stomach to do It work naturally and properly. Stimulates the liver. The system is freed from poison. The blood is purified. Every organ is rejuvenated. Instead of the "Bates," yoq feel fit and strong, equal to any task or ap to any pleasure. This great remedy ha proved it worth year after year for over firfy years. Let it prove it worth to yoo. Bold by roeakioe dealer in Utiilet or liquid form or send 60c for trial box by mail. if fraad' S! -- r-nr rr rulaf aanfflnr aJr rm t trwt trrTjrf Pr.TleaeCee Ml rAasaaaMaaa aattm tuKAlAeer,tUvtfi a,AaU Lie.vja.rM Sevsa pstaon ar!lnjurd In Seattle, when a jitney bus: turns turtle an a prominent thoroughfare. A Catholic priest and hi aou keener are found murdered la their borne In New Britain, Coon. If usic bv aa orchestra la New York, was beard over a long aisiance tele phone by Mayor Rolph, la San Fran cisco. French artillerymen succeed in briturlna- dowa a German aeroplane. the machine, however, fell la the;tier- man lines, Lea of lake Summer and Ebert, ia Oregon, containing valuable salt deposit, was ratified by the bouse of representative. Large order for barrel staves from the Armour Packing company. Chi cages are received by Aberdueen, Wash., sawmills. Note to England and Germany con cerning the "war tone" and the use of the Star and Stripes by belligerent countries, I ready for transmission by the United States. A deputy sheriff at Chehalis, Wash., shoots a 16-year-old boy, who waa flee ing from the training school. The boy ia not seriously injured and the deputy claims the shot waa accidental. Ex-President Taft writes a letter to a professor in Harvard university that the ban put on munition 01 war oy the United Stale may sometime react to the detriment ofthi country. Twenty-one miner lose their lives in a British Columbia mine when shot is fired that penetrate an old abandoned mine filled with water. The entire crew was trapped and downed. The first girl born in Aveisano, Italy, since the earthquake arrived ia the village Wednesday. She was bap tised and given the name of Eleana Amata Ree-ina Italia, which mean Helena, beloved Queen of Italy. Outside of these question of inter national law, the chief interest lies in the fighting in the Eastern sons, the operations in the West having Is peed into a period of calm, with only a few small eruragements on narrow fronts. which can have little effect on the campaign aa a whole. Lists were distributed among the Berlin households for reporting to the municipal authorities of the members of families. The lists will be cm s basis in the distribution of bread tickets, beginning February 12. About 4.000.000 tickets will be issued weekly. A great rush of housewives to buy potatoes has been observed in the markets for several days. The American steamer Wilhelmina, with grain aboard for Hamburg, arrived at Falmouth It waa thought possible that she had been ordered there by one of the British patrol ships, ss the British government had announced it intention of preventing her from proceeding to Germany and of submitting the question of her cargo to a prise court. A dispatch from Falmouth, however, says that the captain of the Wilhelmina declared he had proceeded to that port of hi own free wilL German declare blockade of Eng lish Channel. The worst snow storm in many years is visiting Nebraska. President Wilson' veto of the liter acy test law is sustained by the bouse. Austria gives up valuable territory in Galicia to the Russians. A Eugene, Or., girl opens a boil with a pin and dies of blood poisoning. The British completely repulse an attack on the Sues canal by the Turks. The Germans are reported to have captured a mile of trenches from the Belgians. The English parliament has taken action to control the price of wheat, flour and eoaL A Portland girl of 20 I arrested on charge of polygamy. She pleads ignorance of the law. It is announced officially that 1166 British officers have been commis sioned from the ranks since the out break of the war. Centralis, Wash., citizens deport IS L W. Ws. by loading them on a north bound freight train, after they had spent a night in jaiL Lieutenant Sharpe, of the Canadian contingent of the Royal Flying Corps, wss killed while flying at Shorebam, England. He was returning from a trip when his biplane suddenly dived to the earth. The machine was smashed and Lieutenant Sharpe died within a few minutes. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS Portland The egg market Is hold ing steady at the ltft-ent basis for lorae lota, ease count Effort aave beea made by some dealer to break the priM still further, but without tue- ease, a receipts o far have not been heavy. It Is only the backwardness of buyer thst haa.brought!the market to the present level. There was a little better demand for poultry and the market was shade firmer. Dressed meat receipts were small and the market waa quiet. There I a very fair movement In the apple market. Dealer report better demand for dollar fruit th any time this winter. Heretofore the Inquiry ha beea almost wholly for the cheaper apple. The big January buying movement In the hoD market appear to have i tended into February, although dealer report a slowing down of operation with some eCthe more important buy ers withdrawn from the market. The Pierce Rim crop of 107 bales. at Independence, waa soiiTto Durbin A Connoyer at II rents. Uoreas Bros, bought the Twin Woo crop of SU bales at Salem at It cent. H. L. Hart bought the Wolf lot of M bale at St. Loui at 11 cent, 63 bale from W. Johnson, of Clatakanle, at 11 cent, the Balch crop of 40 bales at Silvertoo, at 11) cents, and the old and new bop of Gearin VandalL of Newberg, paying 11 cent for bq Dale of 1914 and 6 cent for 85 bale of 191S. Wheat Bid: Bluestem. 11.65 fortvfold. 11.64: club. 11.61: red Russian. 11.46: red Fife, $1.49. htlllfesd Spot price: Bran. 930.60 C31.60 ton; shorts, ISJ. 60(33. 60 rolled barley. !3i39. uorn m nil, sai no cracaeu, too. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy. 114 16 ton: valley timothy. 611.60 grain hay, 10<: alfalfa. 1J1S. Vegetable cucumber, nouou. tl.t66M.60 doeen; eggplant. 8310c pound; peppers, 94 crate; artichokes, 86390e doeen; tomato, $1.76 crate; cabbage, 111c pound; bean, lie; eel err. 12.60 crate: cauliflower. $125; sprout. 8c pound: head lettuce, $1.86 tit crate; quaab, le pound; carrot, $1.25 ack; beet. $1.25; parsnips, 11.25. Green Fruits Apples, 7&ci.w nar box: easabaa. $1.66 crate: cran berries. $11 barrel. Potatoes Oregon, 11.Z5 sack; Yakima, $1.10641.16; sweet potatoes. tte nound. Onions Oregon, selling price, l sack;, country points. Em Fresh Oregon ranch, count. t6t326e: candled, t76i28e. Poultry Bene, IZc pound; won era, l&VSZOc; turkeys, dressed, tic; live. 18c; ducks, 13(t 14c; geese. lli12c Butter Creamery, print, extra. 32c pound In case lots; ic more In less than ess lots; cubes, ztxszoe. Vest Fancy. ll12e pound. Pork Block. 9 pound. Hons 1914 crop. lXftl2ie: 191$ croc, nominal. Wool Valley. Z0Z3c; tastera Oregon, 16020c, nominal; mohair, 1914 clip, t7e. Cascara bark Old and new, 4e pound. Cattle Prime steer, m.bwivs; choice, $7.25(87.60; medium, $6.76 & 25: choice cows. I6ffl.o0; medium. $5a; heifers, $&7; bulls, $3.606; stags, $4.6036. Hogs Light, 8Q.Z57.Ze; Beevy, $5.25(336.26. Sheep Wether, J6.76o.70; ewe, $5g6.80; Iambs. $6.25(37.85. Emperor Nicholas left Tssrskoe-Selo for the front. He was accompanied aa far a the railway station by th Em press Alexandra and his daughters. The Japanese cruiser Asama is wrecked on the rocks off the coast of Lower California, and will be a total loss. A U. S. war vessel is ordered to give all possible aid. While shaking hands with a friend William Rose, a mattress-maker, 48 year old, of Portland, Or., dislocated hi shoulder so severely that he was taken to the police emergency hospital for treatment. The Southern Pacific will spend $30, 000,000 to build a ship and rail ter minal at Saa Francisco. The American steamer Colon, for merly a Mexican vessel, has grounded on the bar at the entrance to the har bor of Topolobampo. A heavy norther is blowing and the steamer's plight is reported to be critical. By unanmlous vote the Socialists of France condemned the peace campaign of Sebastian Faure and put themselves on record a in favor of continuing the struggle until France is victorious and until German imperialism I crashed. Oot There Strong. "My dear, the are very strong ci gar you bought for ma" "Weil, in man aaseu u i wanieu 'em strong. Naturally I thought you would prefer something strong and durable. But that' Just Ilk a man. Next time I'll get 'em weak and see u that will ault you." Louisville Cour ier-Journal. Heard In a Book Star. Customer I want a copy of Ppy' Diarv. Green Clerk our new tocx oi diaries has not com la yet, madam. New York World. "Mr wife's dog hss a habit ot bark lag at me every time I come home, said one husband. "You're lucky," replied th other. kiln doesn't notice me that much.' Washington Star. TREATMENT THAT IIEALS HOST SKIN DISEASES Taeoma Sugar continue It upward climb. Dealer predict another ad vance of 16 cent on all varieties, and say they are unable to determine when the advance will end. The soaring of local sugar is ia line with the New York market Local Jobbers attribute the stiff sd- . . a , Vance to foreign demand, cngiana drawing heavily upon the United States. The British Isles formerly re lied greatly upon Germany for supplies beet sugar and with th war in progress hss been forced to turn to some other source. The Canadian demand for United States butter will be curtailed by ship ments of this commodity from New Zealand. A shipment of 10,000 cube expected at Vancouver soon. The New Zealand product costs 811 cent laid down in Vancouver. Thi butter ha been found wanting, say dealer. The local produce market had no outstanding feature. Green stuff are in good supply now and are prov ing popular. Meats and poultry show no cnange. Apples Green cooking, 60c box; Strittenberir. Wines p. Rome Beau ties, Arkansas Blacks, Stsymen Wine saps, and Black Twigs, 7586c; Deli cious, $1.651.75. Comb Honey Yakima, ss.zo crate; strained honey, $6.60; Idaho, $3.60. Pears Yakima, $1.50. Vegetables Cabbage, home-grown, lie pound; carrots, local, 75c$$l sack; beets, home-grown, 76e$l; turnips, $1.86; potatoes, Yakima, $21 (322 ton; White river, $1718; Bur- banks, $22; onions, green, ZOe doxen; Yakima, $1.60; garlic, 16e pound; rad ishes, local, 20c doxen bunches; pars ley.S5c dozen bunches; lettuce, head, $2.16 crate; spinach, local, 6c pound; cucumbers, $1.502 doxen; celery, $8.60 crate; green peppers, 25c pound; eggplant, 10c; Hubbard squssh, 2e; rutabagas, $1.76 sack; cauliflower, $2.60 crate; artichokes, 80c doeen; Brussels sprouts, 8c pound; rhubarb, 10c Fresh Meats Steers, lZic: cow, 12c; heifers, 12n&12ie; wethers, 12e; dressed hogs, 12c: trimmed side. 16c; combination. 16ie; lamb, 1S 14c; Diamond T. C, 14e; yearling, 18e; ewes, lie. Poultry Duck, live, 10lZe; bens, dressed, 16 18e; live, 10 14c; ipring. dressed, 22c; live, 14ise; squab, live, 2,60 doxen; dressed, $6; turkeys, live, 18e; dressed, 2830e; geese, 20c Butter Washington creamery, eixs Sle; Oregon, 29(g,80c Eggs Fresh ranch, Z7Q$ze; stor age, 2026e. Seattle Wheat Bluestem, $1.63; forty-fold, $1.62; club, $1.60; Fif. $1.47; red Russian, $1.42. Barley $36 ton. Send for this Book It's Free! C 1 I.MaMlmn. u( Vice iuiiuiauvui Our 1015 Record Hear'nf and Selectlnj Record at Horn If you have an Edison Phonogrgph or a Vic tor or Vlctrol, or a Columbia or Oritonola, or on of Kdison'i latest diamond point disc phon ographs, you will be glsd to tiear of our new service by which record may be selected in your own home. The New Plan U Simp! ThUt For every four record that you tret to buy we will semi one doreu tree trial. Order my be placed by telephone or mail All the latest rec ord ai well the old popular favorite. Frew City Delivery. Out of town drlivcrie by parcel pott, which I prompt and safe. Sufficient postage a fol low should be included for each doxen to be ent by pott on trial. Victor or Columbia record 10 inch Ite per doien Victor or Columbia record It inch 15c per dosen Fdison diamond disc record 17c prr doirn Edison cylinder record Pc per doien For thi new record ervlc addrei "Record Service Department a t racMcn aenaft gramas sTA oMa"g; Dreetfway etAUardt. Portland, Oregon We repair phonograph j expert workman, prompt e rviee. OtJ tyle inchine will be accepted a part payment for the laleit type. "AM the make, all the record, all th time." Don't stand that Itching skin humor on day longer, oo to tee nearest drucsfat and. for about 76c get a Jar of reslnol ointment and a cake of ree- Inol soap. Bath the ecsema patches with reslnol soap and hot water, dry and aDolv a lltu reslnol ointment. it' almost too gooa to oe true, i ne torturing. Itching and burning stop in stantly, you no longer nave to aig ana cratch, sleep become possible, and healing begins. Soon the ugly, tor turing eruptions disappear completely and for good. Adv. Resemblance. "Crustlelah reminds me of aa old and much-used pack of cards." "In what warr" "He 1 o hard to deal with." New Tork Commercial. OIVC "SYRUP Of FI08" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious "Fruit Laxative" cent harm tender little stomsch, llvsr and bowel. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one' stomsch, liver and bowel need cleansing at once, When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or 1 fever ish, ttomacD sour, orcein nai; nas sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, glv a teaspoonful of "California Svruo of Kiss." and ia a few hour all th foul, constipated waste, unaigesv food and sour bile gently move out of It little bowel without grip- In-, snd rou have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 60 cent bottle of "California Syrup ot Figs," which contains full direction for table, children of all age and for grown-up. Reck for 8ekr After Truth. Occasionally there 1 a seeker for truth, but most people prefer to listen to their wishes or their prejudice. Exchange. Alfalfa lfor than 80 vezrs boomed Alfalfs, years PUREST ON EARTH o Sslser's Catalog tfora other seeds- thought of its vslue. Today Salter excels I Bis Alfalfa strains Inclnd Grimm, (Montana Lissom, Agr. College Impacted). Bailer's Dakota Bcaistered No. 30-ll hardy a oak. For lOo In Postage Wa alarllv mail our Catalog and aarnDla naekase of Tea Fa jrtrm Betas, including jssaa. Bp.lt. "The Cereal Wonder;" Rarnvmatarl White Bonanza 1 Oat, "The Prise Winner;" Bil- liT TW!I. Orua- Taoatata. th 6Uo Tiller, Alfalfa, t ete. Or tend 12 Ani we wfll msfl ea ear big Catalog aad sis generoo I i packages of Early Cabbage, I J Carrot, Cueumber, Lattuea, "!" Radish, Oaion rarnublne lot at juicy aaurnoas o C 3 anrl lota Vegetable during the early Spriag aad Bummer. Or ssed to John A. Seize' Seed Co.. Boat 720, Lm Croea, W.. twenty emits snd reeslve both shore eoiiao- taalr trig PutS a aaa Stop to all CURES THE SICK Distemper And prawnta ethar harlnf tha rilMaa no etattar how as aoaaJT M mMi an It a kotlia, I an ti a settle. AU good emaciate sail turf (umU huue. OMN MIOICAL CO CHemlate an eaclertelogists, Qasnaa, In, U. , A, 10 CENT "CASCARKTS" IF SILIOUS OR COITIVI For Sick Hssdsoh. Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Sowele Thy work while you eleea. Furred Tongue, Dad Taste. Indiges tion, Bellow ttaln and Mtserabl Head ache com from a torpid liver and clogged bowel, which cause your stomach to become tilled with undl gnsted food, which sour and ferment Ilk garbase In a swill barrel. That th first step to untold misery Indi K ration, foul gas, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that I horrible and nauseating. A t'asrarel tonight will glv your constipated bowel a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you aleep a 10-eent bos from your druggist will keep you feet Ing good for months. In for It Modest suitor I have only 15.000 a year, air; but I think I caa support your daughter on that Father (enthualaatlPaly) Support her, my dear boy! Why. you can up port her entire family on It Cosloo Transcript. A Novel Fishing Device. He 1 an expert fisherman, and o enthusiastic that he recently traveled hundred mile to on ot th North era Indiana lake to angi utrougn the Ice. "I bad great luck thi time.' he said In telling ot the trip. "I had a new scheme to get them. I got a board and sainted the picture of a minnow on It Then after aawlng a fair sued hole In the Ice. I placed the board in a very slanting position oown in in water, well, do you snow tnoe iooi bass and Pickerel and thing would strike at that painted minnow, slide right up that board and flop out on th ice. finally my guide, uiuegui Joe, got tired picking the fish off the Ice and went to to noiei, wnore oe rot several baskets. We'd place a basket at the end of the board and tha flab would drop Into It A fast a a basket wa filled w placed It on the sleigh w had Uken out with u and whenever we d get a aieign ioea we'd quit for the day." Indianapolis News. Beaa of His Household. The men who Is boss of his house- bold I a bachelor who doe hi own work. Exchange. SOUR, ACID STOMACHS, QASE8 OR INOItitBllun Each "Paps Dlspepsln" Digest 8000 grain food, anaing an siomscn misery In five minutes. Time It In five minute all stom ach distress will go. No Indigestion, besrtburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dlsxlness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape's Dlapepsln I noted for it peed In regulating upset stomachs. It Is the surest. Quickest stomach rem edy In the whole world snd besides It is harmless, rut an ena to a tomato trouble forever by getting a Urge fifty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln from any drug store. Ton realise In fire minutes bow needless It Is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest and most harmless tomacb doctor In tb world. Too Late. A booking agent for a Chautauqua bureau visited tb most prominent msn of the town. "Mr. Jone," said he, "I called to see you in regard to a Chautauqua." It won l oo a on oi gooa, i'u up the prominent auxen. sir win and I have looked over all the cata logue carefully, and hav already de cided on another machine." Every body's Magazine. Orewth of Tmprn. "You say all thi I the temporal toner aaid I'ncle Hilly Uotiletop a be examined hi nephew' geography. "Yee." "Tb whole of Itr "V."' "Weill Weill These local option , Idea are gala' ground quite soma. Aren't they!" DaUlmor American, Can weVee We. Allan ront.kaui la smnala ur toe koL raiing.fiallua.enlauiiaii,eraif lax. Sul4 arailiirussi.ta. I'rirattn. Ix.n'i aaf k iiae a otawtaa. i Hr. 8 . y. Oe Oeol There' a great difference la th laat word of famous men; but their first word were all about the same. Chicago New a Dr. Pierre's Pellet, small, surar eoated, easy to take aa randy, regulate and Invigorate stomach, liver and bow Is and cur constipation. Her Wavering Affection. "Hubby, I'm In love with that hat" "You fall In love with too many hats. If you'll promise to remain constant to that one for as much ss six weeks, I'll buy it for you." Louisville Couo leislournal. Clean Knowledge, "We are going to give up having Johnny get an education." "For what reaaonr' "Well, we can't got him stertllied very morning in time to go to school." Puck. Quick Relief Vto Utterly Wcrn Out Getting the Blood In Order Is Required By Most People. tr von think von have cone to smsah and . lit only for the dlarsrd, rj a. a. H. (or tb blood. It will surpriM yon to know what on be dune rur ueaun one mo niooa im r.lrard ot the exroM of Uxlr wnetns that k It from exercising Its full measure of bodily wpelr. : If roe feel plarM eut, go to any drag store sod sak for a bottle of a. a Iters Is a remtdr that gals at wars 10 a (wins line: It lost naturally ruslim right tat your blood,, scatters gros right and laft. ap ana oown ana iu. y0q foal bettor at osr, sot from a stlra- -alant. not from tb. action of drugs, but from the rational effect ot natural audi, etna. The Ingredients In K t. R. serve th etlre purpose of eo tlmnlitlng the eallnlar tlHUP ot tbe body that thfy pick sot frees the blood their own taamtlal BuUimaat aad thru repair work beglne st once. Tke relief , is ganersl sll over the system. Do sot neglect to get s some or a. a. b. today. 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