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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 15, 1915)
rti UTSCO SYSTEM or PKK'MAK'SWP TKACHKS roe mow ro wan, it a run eksT nnrK tirkt'Ttrt'u.r hwstktkd it I'AtitM. r mail. ts try- NEW HOTEL HOUSTON lk wale mn. 1M iimWIi, h lu MmMMV it. a I i i W mhMt im , wj c-; f LwV Well tar ak Ml MKIWWK WEEC BREAI-Cr-A-COLD TABLETS A t-uarntd remedy fr CoWl and Grippe. Prtc We of your dronut It food. Tali nothing l. Adv. LKtt Bit f Mdlsal Advlc. Faahlonsbl physician (to new I a tlent) "Ah, madam. I perceive that you ars all run down, a complst ner- .. toui wrecs. in racL own bp iux urlous environment and absently fall ing Into alt usual formula.) I would advise a Chang of acaaa f aay littla trip to Europe" Lady (shriek ing l "Good graoloua. doctor, IT just om from thr! " Judgs, Antwtra th Purpose. ' Wlld-yd customer I ant a tuar Ura warth of carbolic arid. Clark Thle U bard war atora, bat w hsr ar a rin Una of rope, re- velvsr u mora. Yala Record. TeBreatlarei Alware akak la Alleaw rett-ae, a senr i. n ureao4, ee-eating, araia. eouea met, Cum Mrft.lirowlKf aalle an bunion. Al ill 4rufntu ud atiee uerea, w. Doat ecoeal urauUilluts. Sample Ban! riLLI, A4rel Shifting tha llama. "Hara you anything to lay before I ui aentence? "Tea, your boaor. I would call your attention to tbo tact that tha fool law yar who defended ma waa aaaigned to the caaa by yourself." Philadelphia Ledger. HOW RESINOL CURED ITCHING SKIN TORMENT Baltimore, Mi. Hay IJ. HH: "My Itmba from knew to ankle war com pletely corered with ecsema (or a year. It commenced with several amail water pimple, which buret when I acratched them, until they de- Teloped Into sores, and ooted a yellow lah fluid. I hated to go In company. It Itched and burned o badly. I had no rest at night. I tried a good many remedlea for ecseraa, both liquid and aalve, but they did me no good, only made the akin more rough and acaly. I learned of resinol ointment and res Inol soap and tried them, and waa re lieved of the severe itching and burn ing AT ONCE, and after a month teady nae was completely cured. (Signed) T. & Lewis. 1821 Summit St. Reainol aoap and resinol ointment ar old by all druggists. Adv END 8T0MACH TROUBLE, GASES OR DYSPEPSIA "Papa's Dlapepain" makea Sick, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fin In five minute. If what you just ate is souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas, and eructate sour, undigested food, or hare a feeling of dullness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste In mouth and stomach-headache, yon can get blessed relief In five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pane's Diapepsra from any drug store. Yoa. realize in five minute how need les it is to suffer from indigestion. dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's th quickest, surest stomach doc tor in th world. It s wonderful. . Shattered Self-importance. Tor a little while I nattered myself that my wife was sitting up till after midnight waiting for me to com home." "Wasn't ehr "No. She waa reading a best-seller, and couldn't go to sleep till, she had finished it" Washington Star. ; Disliked a Slow Man. First Girl I do hate a slow man. Second Girl So do L One sat be side me in the car this morning read ing a novel, and he was never ready to turn the page when I was. It waa ao aggravating! Boston Transcript. ' How it Happened. "So she has already found marriage lottery" "Oh, yes! Too see, she married chance acquaintance." Judge. Purifies Blood With Telling Effect Glres Conscious Evidence of Its Direct Action. & B. I.. th famous fclood purifier, almeet ilka as It swMpa Its war througa tha cJr eulatlen. Its action Is so direct that very (tea ia son forw ef akin fflicUa th atpearane of th eruption ekaaf ever sisht, tba Itch sad rednest are gone aad recovery terlat Immediately. As a BMtter of fact, tker It eat intredl aat H 8. B. B. which Mi-rat tbt actlee par mm f stuaalatlog tack cellular part f tka body t th health sad Judicious selee. Uoa t Its ova aeatlal nutrlmeat. That Is why It raftaeraua th blood aupplr; why It has sock a trameasoos Inflaeace la ever aning cMma, rash, puapltt, aad ali ekJa aatlctlsDs. Aad la recrceratlif th tlanat t. t. M. has a rapid and poeltlr antidotal elect aaxa all thoac lrrttatiag faaunes tUat ana rheamatlsnt, aor throat, weak eye, M f wel(hc this, pal cheeks, sad that wartaat f muscle aad aerre that It ge rallj exped eared at taring few. Oct a ttl f 8. 8. S. at say ruf star, aad la few says yoa will aot only feel hritht sad aerre tic. tat you will be th plctar f sew Hf. B. . & Is prepared only la th laboratory of Th Bwlft Specific t.. M Swift Bids., Atlaata. d, wh aulntala a wry eftc-lent Medical Department, wher all wh hare any blood Jerder of a ttabbora aatar mar writ freely for ad Tic e aad a special book of lnatretln. B. 8. B. i sold ererrwher by drug eterea, aepartaeat aa oaarai atorea, butkowar of all subHtslaa. tm aot accept thoaw r.tt.v. Ne. a, 1S NEVS OF THE-WEEK General tec of lqpart3Dt Events Bruit Ian diamond dealer ar low. Ingjpriee. Three ! Aberdeen. Wash., lumber mill have resumed operation. Villa with an army of 8000 ia march ing north to attack many town on th border. A suit ha been Sled to test the validity of th Ariaona mothers" pen sion law. Th bill proposing that th govern ment purehas ship Tor commerce, being- pushed in longr . Horde of Turk ar reported swoop ing into Russia, with th intention of crossing th Armenian mountain and attacking Tiflia. Germans'admit that U alliee had an opportunity uiree monws mgv u split th retreating German army in two, but th chance was lost and th no closed by th timely arrival oi German reinforcement. Great Britain decide to relax ban on commerc Detween ina country, Italy and Th Netherlands, whereby commerc to th tatter two countries from th U. S. is expected to undergo a minimum of molestation. Th Chilean government has decided to send th battleship Captain Prat, th finest vessel in th Chilean navy, to take part in the international naval narad in connection with th formal opening of, the Panama canal. Work on 8000 portable kitchen wagons lor u rrencn army waa ow sun at Louisville. Ky.. this week. Th value of th order Is placed a 1250, 000. The French govemmentt speci fled that th wagons be ready in three months. President Wilson has practically de cided that he cannot attend th open ing of th Panama-Pacific exposition unless th European war ends before that date, as be feel it incumbent upon all high officials to be at their posts of duty during th conflict. A German submarine boat reported by wireless to the admiralty in Berlin that it has torpedoed and sunk in th English Channel off Plymouth the Brit ish battleship Formidable. The Sub marine waa pursued by British de stroyers bat escaped undamaged. Two negroes, Edward and Will Smith, of Montgomery, - Ala., were taken from th Wetumpka jail early on day this week and lynched by mob. They had been accused of im plication in the murder of R. A. Still- well, an Elmore county farmer. Searching parties later found th negroes' bodies hanging in th woods. New Orleans celebrates 100th anni versary of peace Detween cnguia- speaking nations. Th ceremonies were opened with the firing of a Zi gun salute, so timed that th last gun boomed at 8:20 a. m. Friday, iw years to the minute, according to nis torisns. after General Jackson finally triumphed over th British on th field of Cbalmette. The recent lull in th activity of the German force seemed to indicate preparation for renewed attempt to pierce the Russian lines before War saw, and the fighting of the last few days shows that this attempt is being made on the lines from the Vistula south along the Bzura and Rawka rivers to a point east of the town of Rawka, which is in German hands. The Austrian government ha noti fied the Italian foreign office that she is striving to ascertain whether four Italian subjects were taken as host ages after the capture of Belgrade, as has been widely reported in Italy. The Austrian foreign office has given notice to the Italian foreign office that she is prepared to remedy the mistake, if one was made, and will offer repara tion. The German army authorities have issued a general order prohibiting in future troops in the field from frater nising with forces of the enemy, as they did at several points in the west ern theater of the war at Christmas. To such an extent was this fraterniz ing carried out that at one place where the Germans and British played foot ball Christmas day tbey agreed to sus pend hostilities for two days more. The fourth trial of Dr. B. Clarke Hyde, of Kansas City, charged with the murder of Colonel Thomas H. Swoke, was reset for April 6 in the criminal court, The prosecutor asked for the continuance because, he said, the funds to pay necessary expert wit nesses are not available at this time. Frank P. Walsh, attorney for Dr. Hyde, opposed the postponement on the ground that it wss depriving the defendant of his right to a spjedy trial. Because of the advancing price of wheat Chicagoans are advocating the consumption of "day-old" bread to keep the price per loaf at 5 cents. A representative-elect to the Oregon legislature will submit a bill to put the state under a commission form of government, proposing to establish twelve departments. The British admiralty ssys the cap tain of the Formidable, when his bat tleship was struck by German torpe does, signalled nearby vessels to es cape at once frorrthe vicinity, instead of helping him. A Belgian burgomaster ssys his countrymen will repay in industry and friendship for Americans, all that is being don for the starving Belgians. Bryan has promised the German am bassador to try and stop th exporta tion of dumdum cartridges from the United States if proof can be found that such traffic exists. The steamer Bilonian brought word to San Francisco that th Hawaiian crater of Mokauweoweo on th island of Hswaii waa again in eruption and that th reflection could be seen plainly 90 mile at sea. Dla Steam Schoontr Eureka Land on Rock San Francisco The North relfle SteemahlB company's steamer Eureka, bound With light cargo of general freight from Saw Francisco to Vea tura. CkL. was wrecked on th rocks at Point Bonlta. at th entrant to San Francisco harbor, shortly after dusk Saturday night, All but on of th erw of 18 wr rwacwud and lifVrt from all St tiona In the vicinity braved heavy In an effort to save th II f of Second Officer Jame Bola-er. who was unable to hoard either of th boat by which hla mate escaned when It becam vl dent that the vessel would crash Into the rocks. From the beach J 00 soldier from th adjoining military reservation watched for torn sign of th missing man. but at late hour be had not been rescued. An hour after th Eureka struck she turned turtle, and captain of the life- savins- crew arc re of th belief thst Bolder had periahed. According to the vurvivor. Mavy sea caught the vessel broadsides just as sh was pasting through th Golden Gate. So great waa th fore of th wave that most of th deckhouse was carried away and th engine-room flooded. Some of th debris caught in th propeller and the engine wer completely put out of commission. With th vessel steerage wsy lost tha heavy seaa raked th vessel fore and and aft and the crew waa ordered to the boats by Captain Paulsen. Ironworker ot Dynamitt Conspiracy Ask Parole Leavenworth, Kan. Th rapidity ith which tbey constructed a new cellhous at th Federal prison here wss on of th argument put forward by 1? structural ironworker convicted in tha "dvnamlt conspiracy" case at Indiananoli. who appeared before the Federal parole board. Having served one-third of their sentence, the men are eligible for parole. Frank M. Ryan, of Chicago, cx-mm ofth ironworkers, was not eligible for parole, not having served suffi cient portion of his sentence. For seven year to prison manage ment had been trying to get the cell boos built, When th ironworker arrived in th prison. Warden Morgan explained th situation to them and out them to work. Ryan was made foreman. Within six months th iron work on th cellhous waa com pelted. Only one of th men who applied for parole failed to do his share in th construction work. That man was Hockin. and he waa willing to help. but th others objected because of the nartheDlaved in the prosecution of th ironworker by the government. Hockin has been tending a rat in the prison yard. MONEY SO PLENTIFUL IN U. S. THAT RATE LOWERS Washington, D. C Th San Fran cisco reserve bank iaturaay seeurea the approval of the Federal Reserve board to tba lowest rediscount rat yet named by any of the 12 banks 4 per cent on maturities up to 80 days. Money apparently ia plenty all over the country and the board is inclined to approve low rates in order that the banks may be able to do some redis- counting to make expenses. Other rate approved were: ban Francisco, 6 per cent on maturities up to 60 dsys; 6 J per cent on 60-90 days and 6 per cent on longer maturities. Minneapolis. 4) per cent on up to 30 days 5 per cent on 80-90 days and 6 per cent for longer. Many PriesU Tortured and Murdered, Is Report London Dozens of Catholic priests were murdered, some being tortured, and the churches in numerous commu nities were wrecked and profaned by German troops invsding Belgium, ac cording to detailed charge given out here by the official press bureau of the war office at the request of th Belgian legation in London. The statement makes the declara tion that members of the clergy have been exposed to special indignities at the hands of German soldiers. In the iocese of Liege, Nsmur, Malinee and Ghent many priests and others con nected with the churches were either shot or banged. Many other priests were carried off to Germany, where they appear to have been "subjected to abominable usage. Officials Watch Bread. Washington, D. C Department of Justice officials have expressed interest in reports that the price of a loaf of bread was about to jump from 6 to 6 cents in New York, Chicago and pos sibly other large cities. No complaints had reached the department, however, and no action is in immediate prospect, Attorney General Gregory has kept a close watch on any efforts to increase the cost of living through combina tions of producers in any line, and it is considered certain that a rise in bread would be looked into at once. Hunter Plunge to Death. Everett, Wash. William S. Vail, aged 19, fell over a 600-foot precipice Saturday near Oso in th Cascade mountains while hunting mountain goats and was instantly killed. He left bis two companions in tne morning and did not return to camp at night, His assistants traced his foot steps to the edge of the cliff. Tbey then went to the foot of tha precipice and found Vsil's msngled body. Evidently he had lost his way during snow storm. X-Raued Cargo 1$ Patted. Galveston, Tex. After X-ray teste bad shown no contraband concealed In her cargo, the American steamer Ne braakan asiled for Bremen, carrying a cargo of 10,817 bale or cotton, in tests were mad under tne supervision of the British consul in order to avoid possible delay by British warship searching for contraband. The Ne braskan is th second vessel to sail from Galveston for Bremen direct sine the outbreak of th war. , NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. Portland Th demand fur hop much better than It was at th clos oflsstweek. No eat by growers wer reported recently, but soveral hundred bale of mediums changed hands at to 11 rwl Th market Is quoted at 18 to IS cnt for th best rrade. There waa no runner mange in me egg situation, Th ton of th mar ket In steady, as th supply or intern Oregon waa not heavy. Buying order from th North have temporarily ceased. Butter and choree ar holding steady at nrevsilin Quotation. Trad 1 brisk again In th mill anu vegetable tin en front street There was a fair supply of everything and Dries held steady. A car or fancy sweet potatoes was received and a car of lettuce is due. Hog comprised th larger part of th cars of stock received at the yards Friday, and the bulk of th trad ins? was alto In this division. Th hog market ruled ateady In spite of the lam run. On load sold at 17.15, nickel better than th previous day's price, but most of th salea of good lleht stock were at 87 and 87.05. In th cattle market only on iota war handled and price condition In thia line ar unchanged. Sheep and lamb also traded in at former price. Receipt of poultry ar not equal to the demand and the market Is firm at the quotations printed. Buyer wanted chickens, and for th best offering paid a premium. There was also a good demand for dressed meats and pricee wer ateady. With hog Alanson lswis, Dan- croft, Idaho, 1 car; E. C Palmer, Oakland, 1 car; S. B. Baker. Mlkalo, cars; J. B. founts, Condon. 1 car; G. II. Russell. Redmond, 18 cars; W. Kurti, Msiiin. 8 cars; J. W. Silva, Gooding, 8 ears ; Morgan Farm com pany, Goldendale, 1 car; L. L. Crider, Roosevelt, 1 car. Wheat Bid: Blue tern, $1.88 per busbel; forty-fold. $1.37; club. $1.36,; red Russian, $1.89; red Fife. $1.80. Millfeed Spot price: Bran. 2S(.C 28.60 per ton; ahorta, $3030.50; rolled barley, $29.61X430.60. Corn White, $36 per ton; cracked. $27. Hav Eastern Oregon timothy, io $115.60 per ton; valley timothy. $13(. 13.50; grain bay, SlO.HXttu; auaua. $13il3.50. Vegetables Cucumbers, hothouse. $1.75(t8 per doxen; eggplant, 8tl0c pound; peppers, StjilOc; artichoke. 75685c docen; tomatoes, $Hi 1.25 crate; cabbage. ljtlJe pound; beans. 12c; celery, $2.50 crate; cauliflower. $2.25; sprouts, 8o pound; bead let tuce, $1.851 crate; pumpkins. He pound; squash, lc; carrota. $1.25 sack; beets, $1.25; parsnips, $1.25. Green Fruits Apple. 60c il.6U box; casabas, $1.65 crate; pears, $1 50 box; cranberries, $931l barrel. Potatoes Oregon, $1 sack; Idaho, $11.10; Yakima. $l((il.l0; sweats, 2Jc pound. Onions Oregon, buying price, i.JCD o. b. shipping point. Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, case count, 82t333c doxen; candled, 35c; storage, 25y23c Poultry Hens, large, l be pound ; mixed, 13Ue; springs, 12rX13c; tur keys, dressed, 20c; live, 17c; duck, 12M14c; gee, 10(3 lie. Butter Creamery, prints, extras. 32c pound in case lots; e more in less than case lots; cubes, 2729c. Veal Fancy, 12(3 13c pound. Pork Block, 910c pound. Hops 1911 crop, 1013e; 1913 crop, nominal. Hides Salted bides, lc; salted bulls, 10c; salted calf. 18c; salted kip, 14c; green hides, 12c; green buns, 8c; green calf, 18c; green kip, He; dry hides, 25c; dry calf, 27c Wool Valley, 17(5f 18c pound ; rasi- ern Oregon 1520c; nominal mohair, 1914 clip. 27c Cascara bark Old and new, M5MC. Cattle Prime steers, $7.60ft8; choice, $6.60(f$7; medium, $6.256.60; choice cows, $6$6.85; medium, 5fi$ heifers. $56.60; calves, $6fg8; bulls, $3.504.75; stags, $4.50(c$6. Hogs Light, $.807.16; neavy, $6ft,6.2G. Sheep Wethers, $5.25(36.10; ewe. $4.26(35.60; lamb, $6.25(37.60. Seattle Wheat Bluestem, $1.85; Turkey red, $1.80; fortyfold, $1.84; club, $1.33; Fife, $1.83; red Russian, $1.28. Barley $28 per ton. Car receipts: Wheat 13, oats 6, barley 3, hay 6, flour 5. Tacoma Wheat Wheat quotations on the local market, as furnished by leading firms, are: Red Russian, J1.Z6; millina- bluestem. $1.33; club, $1.80; fortyefold, $1.81; red Fife, $1.28. Fresh Meats Steers, izc; cows, lljc; heifers, 11 12c; wethers, 12ic; dressed hogs, 12c; trimmed tides, 16Jc; combinations, 161c; lambs, 13314c; Diamond T. C, 14c; yearlings, 13c; ewes, 11c, ' Butter Wsshington creamery, owai 31c; Oregon, 2830c Eggs Fresh ranch, 80f$3oe aoeen; local cold storage, 28g30c; Eastern, 28(30c Hsy Clover, $1617; wheat, ii(g 15; Idaho timothy, $20Z1; Ellens- burg, $17(3,20; mixed, $17l; al falfa, $1415. Feed Corn. $36; crackea, do; wheat, $44; whole barley, $30; rolled, $31; shorts, $31; bran, $9; oats, $38; rolled oats, $34. Cabbage, home-grown, ljc pouno. Carrots, local, $1 sack. Potatoes California sweets, $2.26 60 ewt,: Yakima, $20Z1 ton; White River, $18. Onions Green. 20c dozen; Oregon brown, $1.762; Yakima, $1.65. Garlic, 15c pound. Lettuce Head, 76c dozen puncnes; $1.85 erst. Spinach, local, 5c pound. Cucumbers, $1.60(32 doxen. Celery, 65c dozen; $38.60 crabs. Green peppers, bell, 8c pound. Eggplant, 10c pound. Hubbard squash, 2c pound. Rutsbsgss, $1.60 sack. Cauliflower, $3(35 crate. -Artichokes, 90c dozen. Brussels sprouts, lOe pound. Rhubarb, 12ie pound. TURKEY IN HISTORY Its People De$ccndod From Wan dcring Asian Tribes. Irth f Mahomtt Ms uivtn , and HI Tssohlng Hav A wy lean th Accepted Wtrm f Religion. Now that Turkey, "th sick maa at Europe." haa entered Into the ar, th fact of the early origin of that nattoa ar of Interval. With a populatloa of ts.ooo.000 directly under th sultan of' Turkey today, It seems strsns to r fleet that wha th Turk Prtt so- peered lu history they wer wander- Ins Tartaric tribe, roving about th plateaus ot Asia, and amorally know a under th nam of Kcrthlana. Thev asserted that they r de scended from a person named Turk, ho waa a arandaon of Japhol. la the sixth century they loft th barren tablelands of central Aala and spread Into th ttpucs of th country now called Turkestan. Their religion waa a barbarous pa gantttn, and owing to their roaming lif and tavage nature hr waa notb Ins of gontlonrt In. their worship, not even a temple, llonoe they pre sented an Inviting field for th Incur Ion of the Arabs, who at this period brought them Into the fold of the Mahometan religion. Mahomet was born In Arabia In ', and though of woalihy parents, early devoted himself to th study of lw llgtona, reading both the Christian and Jewish books on thst subject. Ills own peopt tbrd protneaod a system polytheism, but tbs rvforuior at tacked this, preaching that there was but on (lod and that Mahomet was his prophet. From a few follower hit believer grew Into the thousand, and wnea Arabia bad been converted these Mos lems, with fire and sword, entel Turkestan and obliged the Turk to accept the Mahometan religion. They soon became Its moat ardent expo nents, and so great was the growth that today there are 800,000.000 people who bollev In th Koran, th Maho metan bible, worshiping (lod a Allah and Mahomet aa hla prophet Tha green silk trousers of Mahomet were for a long time borne a the ban ner of the Moslem army. The Incur slons of the Turks Into Kurope won for them many Chrtstlsn province at various times, among them being Ar menia. Serrla and the Hatkans. STREAM PUT TO USEFUL WORK faDtured" In Mtalc and Wade of Valu In Generating Electric Current for Mine, A small but constant flowing moun tain stream In northern Mexico has been literally captured and put to use- ."Sjr. - r Vefr: PS 3 Mountain Stream Conducted Through 80-Inch Pips to Hydro-Elsctric Plant. ful work generating electric current for use In silver mining operations In the vicinity. The stream, wblch ortg inally flowed down the south slop of a foothill. Is now ducted through a 30-inch pipe down the east slope to a hydroelectric plant, while th original bed of the stream from th place it was intercepted Is now dry. The plant has two turbo-type gener ators. Popular Electricity. InsecU That Ctrry Dlsessss. Sir Donald Ross, who discover; how the anophele or mottled winged mosquito carries malaria, gave in a lecture at Charing Cross hospital In November an account of other die eases that are carried by Insects or bugs. Mosquitoes carry not only ma laria but yellow fever, dengue fever and elephantiasis. Glosslna morsltan is the carrying agent of the tropical disease known as magana, while tsetse flies are the cause of sleeping sick ness. The spirochetes of tick fever ar hnma hr ticks and a mild fever Is conveyed by sand flies. Plague Is du to the rat flea which carrle the para? altea in the sallvsry glands and leavea thm in the flesh of whomsoever it bites. Mediterranean fever Is carried principally by the milk of Infected goats. Leprosy has been attributed to bedbugs, and some are even begin ning to think that measles Is du to fleas. Fostsr Fsarltssn. Fearlessness is the natural condi tion of children, and It should be not only carefully guarded but fostered to a growth that the future cannot affect There are better and healthier meth ods of governing children than through tear; a wholesome regard tor cons quence I another matter, for with out It obedience would be a hard lea on to learn. Even that was left out of th education of many grownup to Judg by th reckless deeds which are a large part of the day's gleanings in news. Ordinary car would elim inate most of th accident which bo tall humanity. ,1 iff IS 111 Aa Uavtual Dm Jeurnsy "latalrer" aa Intsresllng reading tt to s deg having followed hi msstsr III miles. I think I rsa beat hls"ro trd" by sum II mile. It bspneued la HtO. rather, Ihsa a ovramt affinal and a passionate hunter, bad keen tranfrr4 from H la th sorUern Carpathian to about 140 mils away. Among hi hunting Jogs thar was a Mrl -kuud, whlra h had I ft with aae of hi frlnd. W wr hardly tll4 la our aew domicile when father re ceived a lltr telling that Oil tad glsappeared. rather was sorry, for a was, as all huatara are, fond ot hla joa. when a week after. OIL all vara sut and starved, suddenly reappeared. Thia la a remarkable feat l ft aog had traversed nearly 140 Bill la Is than a week, through a very moun tainous country, aud witnoui eeiag able to follow us oa the "scent," a mad th trip by ralL letter to New York Time. A National Calamity, "Where my umbrella!" dmandd th wlf of a member of parliament "I'm afraid l forgotten It my dear." meekly answered her auebaad. "It mutt be in the train." "Ia the train?" tnorted th woman. "And I think that th affair of th natloa ar lutrueted to a man who dat knew enough to take tin of a womaa umbrella!" New York Call. 1 CINT -CA8CA-IT6 -OR LIVBR AND ICVVIlf Cure tick Htsdschs, Csnttlpatlen, illewsnets, tour tontseh. Bad rsath Candy Cathartl. No odd how bsd your liver, atom- ai'h r bowel: bow murh your head ache, how miserable you are mm conttlpstlon, Indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always gt relief with t'aararela. They Imme diately clean and regulate the stom ach, remove the tour, fermenting food tud foul gears; tat tha eirea bit from the liver snd carry off the con tlatl villi matter and poison from the Intestine and bowsia A lrnt boi from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean: stamsrh tweet aad bead clear for months. Thsy work wall you sleep. , I Naughty Wrinkles. 'Quick, quirk, my desrevrydy la I In th lifeboat. Th ship slnktnct- -YVeit a moment -I cannot D seen i tike this. Th life belt niskes my Coat ' packer." The Pyttaader. voi a ovi Danooisr witt xrti ton fry Murine ge Htely rue M4 rue H4, em. ei g,e an Oreautaled Kl retleel ntf Mwarti irtla tuawfcye Vnmtwx. Write fe awa r ie s kvuiim. Maria Kaeaari.Vkir Write fe few l ike ff Philosophy en th Half Shsll. "What ar you working at nor "Shuckln" oyttert," replied Mr. Eraatut I'lnkley. "How do you Ilk th work T' "It's purty bard work. 'Bout d aaly satltfartlon I gilt out of It la ihlnkln' how lucky I la to n ne tnuca- tr Intitd o' th o) star ."Washington Star. now i an a Bt-arua - IIU4IU. en... 1,4. II U..I4. ". a, Uoi4, . Sim .ia. an..,. a, Ooi4 . Sim Ui M,kM A foil ,ielu , Aainl ..;4 t'lf f t'ofv, SI. Wet eaeje" Lure ef Horn. Blmmt You're a poor tort of ael member. I very seldom see you around at the clubhouse. Tlmms Why, I got around one or twlc a week. 8imm Well, look at ms; rm mtrt very night. T mm Ye, out you re marnoti. and I'm single. New York Times. Constipation cautet and seriously sg- rrsvatos many diecaaet. 11 la tnor- mghly cured by in. fierce s renew finy tugsr-coatcd granules. The Fell Clutch of Habit Ragged Roger I heard a feller ssy dls mornln" dat be watnt happy un ions he waa workln . Tattered Thomas Aln t It a torrlbie t'tng when er habit gits hold of r mant Boston Transcript. What It Waa. "A complote kidnaping outfit waa found In this town." "You don't eey! Wher was ltr "la a cradle manufactory."-Haiti- oaor Amerlcsn. Would Esrn It. Tend me $6. will you. old chap?" -Haven't got It. Rut III tell you what I'll do. 1 11 lend you tha nv I lent Johnaon over a year ago If you can collect It," IJoston Transcript. A Favorlt Rebellion. General I see here's an artlcl on "Revolution In the Mince I'le." Colonel That's the kind oi revolu tion you like to put down, I suppose, general? Yonker Statesman. Studied Botany. Pnt How do you get your Carlst- raas tree so loaded down? Parker Its done oy m gramng process.-Llf. FINK Clssn Knowlsdg. Wi are going to give up having Jehnny get an education. "For what reaaonT" "Well, we can't get him iterillsd vry morning in lime 10 go to school." Puck. Is' ( A Oon Flsht On TIioIp Otomaohs Kemin pretty sur to be a poor fighter, it I slmoat impossible for anyone, man if dlgeauon is poor, to succeed in buk vr sodally or to enjoy lif , In tablet or liquid form Dr. Plerca'a Golden r.ledlcal Discovery help wssk stomachs to strong, healthy action helps them to digest the food that makes the good, rich, red blood which nourishes th ntir body. This vegetable remedy, to a great extent, put i. Tnin f-Jvit nil the machinarv of th human system to that those who spend their working hours at th desk, behind tha counter, or in th bom ar rejuvenated into vigorous health. Baa brancM relief t aw theoMad very year foT oeee fortr year. It eee rail vo and SoobtieM reetere la rmi reur former health aad auenath. A laeet re ewe It to reureelf tanr.lt a trial, BnM br Martlctn Dealereor eanil UM Iff 1 hi, a( labiate-Lir. flense a UvaUa.' Usui a Surgical laauuit. BarTale,M.T. Ttw aaa krvt Dr. Pisrst't Csmrss tents Meeatsl MvfcMr af 1001 Mr il. YOUR WELFARE U t ttakt when you neglect the Stom ach. Liver and Bowels. Poor health will soon overtake you. Keep up "to the mark" by assisting these organs in their work with the help of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It make th appvtite kern and ulds dige ution. Try a bottls 1 D me lime t m m i mwi I lwmhf,nl.wlMMiIM,.trH I yK..ie WMl 4 W-'w..4 m. Il e U-J i ptM N I'w ...Mitb, m lull. a '- II a4 ll aai im imiih m m Me pi e n n,. W eelmMe tree M, "Te IM DlifT aiweiiti Cs. Ijisatrat, ft WTrnroUfTiDCAS 'SO.eoo effere-1 rr eerlala veil-ie. H . 'MulrtOWl. eM-l-Meel l leel npn.i em'iM eieu n u itaf-lel-iiilr. rWMie evrtlfr.1 ei el tMtf . ia la Ma. Ilf-IM'W' .-.ti.t. CMANOUI A CHADDtft reM trw IOMKt,pittista,a.t niniiin U nn eaor I VKUIIIiI HeeSea.lleo.. Ana B I I 1 II I ZJ ..p.tt.mi al Um .titMMt .mi4 ern- KV, va4MailMue.elAlKrt4tul Vmhmm Be wMM Now er ml eeraMlw, na m tM leMir- ft le ewie al thm aii iMrarwMe l4Miniiiiken.ele tue raw InkW biiusi t Trekei Veniee, mo Im km, 4 ,( Inaalreix Ceiiun. I tat tvfir usosaioiv. artnnrv, tu. ihiiii tMan e Meeee eeete a. a eee. ueeeea gam Thing. "Doe your husband keep a scrap book r "Not iartly; he keeps a checkbook aud w have a scrap every time It Is used for my benefit." Iloston Trans cript IF YOUR CHILO It CROSS. FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mothsrl If tonau I costtd, cltsnss llttls bowl with "Cali fornia Syrup ef Flga," Mothers rsn rest easy after living "California Syrup of Klgs." becaua In a few hour sll the rloggml up watt, sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out or the bowels, and you hav a well, playful child again. Hick children needn't be coaled to tnke this harmless "fruit lllve." Millions of mother keep It handy be cause they know Its anion on th stomach, liver awl bowel Is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a SO rent bot tle of "California Syrup of Ktg." which contnlns directions for babies, children ot all ages and for grown ups. Also th Mtdlcln Vtnut. Farmer Hawbuck (visiting art mus eum) Is this thit statchery room? Attendant It Is, sir. Anything spe cial you'd like mo to show you? rarmer llnwburk Yas. My datter told wo t' be atiore an' see the Apollvr with the beveled ear. llnltlinor Hun. No Wslklng Delegates. i Union hours aren't followed on th battlefield. Aa ono Tommy Atkins put tt: "We go out esrly In the niorn Iiik. anil about the following work w think of coming In for a sloop." Tit lilt. Revised. Th old motto might have read: "In time of peace prepare for llobson aud Gardner!" Chicago Herald. EYE fllBTRMPFR TATAHNIUI. rKVKR ANII Al.l. Nimg ANII THUD AT VISKASKS , I m m ww m. m lll ev. tJIgaa V ' . n HTfJi Cures tht alrlc and set as a preventive for other Liquid given on th tongue, But for brood mare end all nthere. Real kidney remerly. 6l rent a buttle, 5 a duaeti. 8olil hy all drutatete and turf S"0'l houae. or ent, pree puld, by th manufacturer. BouUlel, "UUtuinpar, c'aua and Cur," fre. POHN MIDICAL. CO., Chemlete snd aelrlologlt. doehert, Ind., U. . A. HI Good Angel. Caller How much for a marrlag li censer Town Clerk One dollnr. Caller I'v only got 60 cents. Town Clerk You'r lucky. Phlla dolphin Bulletin. oimcuu or woman,