LBADZEETTES. To farmer who sells laud i puling with, kit credit. Sleep is the golden chaia that tie oar bodies and health together. "A public office is a st which receives the best linage from tbeu who never invited it." The qutBtioa af tonnage is no mall factor in the pries of wheat. It premises to be high thii season. How much do yeu suppose the debt ef Umatilla county is? How many of the taxpayers can answer? The death rate of tho colored population in the South is more tba double that ef the whites. It requires no great ability to ap ply opprobrioes epithet, but par ticularly in politics dull malice sub stitutes it fer argument with no in iliflVreat success. guperflasn Wards l iiit uM vc. The Lan-nage Club, tkig or a text "Thou hast damaable irritation." ditcui.ed thetuperfluons words used io English rhetoric ia Hamilton Hall of Co lumbia Callege, New York, Meaday j erening. David Dudley Fieid began with the Constitution ot the United States, which, be said, contained two flagrant instances. One was in the clause that contained the words that the President ebeuld appoint "by and with the advice and consent of the Sea ate." If the Senate advised an appoint ment, Mr. Field said, that implied tbeir consent to it. The other was in the clause concerning the power of Congress to mss "all necessary and proper" laws, for if the laws were neceesary they were, of course, proper. Mr. Field dwelt regretful!? open the failure of the Legislature to pass bis code doing away with superfluous words in legal dora inents. In the ordinary deed f trans fer, he said, there were 950 words, of which 6G0 were superfluous. In the or- The dicing ictcrests oi linker caaaty j are just uow assuinicg considerable prominence, and from the different dis coveries being made oa every hand and the reliaUlility of the persons into whose possession they have fallen, the signs point to a new era in mining in this bounty and throughout Eastern Or- goa. The decline of milling properties in other States and the Territories have sent mining capitalists and prospectors in quest of new fields for investment and work, and as this county in the past and mere extensively at present preheats that fitild they have sought far, so won der they tre turinng their heads Fastern Oregonward, where positive assurances are givea them that capital invested in the mineral resources ef this section is KAGAN'S Magnolia Balm is a secret aid to beauty. Many a lady owes her fresh ness to it, who would rather not tell, and you cavJt tell Bousb ob Kats. Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-ui- Kcart Tain. Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness, attended with that degree of safety that I Indigestion, Headache, Sleeplessness cured by iiiKtiirou -.r.fi, ;., .11 n,m,.r Tl.n "V, ells' Health Renewor. Mew Styles. New Prices. days of "wildcat" speculations are past, and realizing this the average mining capitalist is entertaining lucre safety in his investments. The people of this dinary moit-jayc form there were 1300, section have no desire to "oboe-string Coal is shipped, not exactly to "Newcastle, but from Alabama to Pennsylvania, which is tbout the earns thing. . Borne time ago iron was sent from Georgia, and even ics north from New Orleans. An iasect called the diabretsca quodeceni puatata is destroying the fruit trees in California. Orchard- ists are having good lock in ridding their trees of the terrible pest, but bo remedy has yet besn found to lull the name. The grass is good and the ponies are in good condition; therefore the annual Indian depredations are in order; and while frontier settlers are being butchered in the West, maudlin sentimentalists in the East are waxing eloquent over Indian wrengs. of which 1210 were superfluous Fer recording deeds and mortgages, Mr. Field said ten cents per hundred words were paid. There were recorded in New York during one montn C38 deeds and 798 mortgages. "If my coda had been adopted," said Mr. Field, "the peeple would have saved $591 ou the deeds and 894-t en the mortgages, a sav ing of over $1500 per month to the peo ple. The people of the State pay over 5100,000 per year for superfluous words. The Rev. Kobert Collyer said he thanked Clod there was no such waste of words in the pulpit as characterized the legal profession. If there were the t 1 I J I . r, cii'jrcuss wouia ne empty. 1'reiicuiug had been reduced to a srience, and the scientific length of a sermon was thirty minutes. A man who had auvthinc wrth saying could say it in that time. Mr. Collyer concluded with the state- aient that there .vere very few fools in the pulpit. Konitb on Corns. Ask for Wells' "Hough on Corns." 15e. Quick complete curs. Hard or soft corns, warts, bun ions. Bncbn-Patlia. Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, Stone, Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder. 1, Draggists. Bct!Biiss, Flies. Flies, roachea, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, goph ers, chipmunks, cleared out by ".Rough ou Rats." 15e. Thin People. "Wells' Ilealth Renewer' restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Do- 3EEOJL1LJI.S I GlLJETiriE -DEALERS IN If there were any interest of life, any concernment of sppetite and passion, against the truth of geo metrical theorems, whereby men's judgments might be brined, not withstanding all the demonstrations f them, many would remain at least sceptical about them, Jt is net wonderful then that many men refuse to be convinced concerning the evils to which they are addict the mining man who enters oar bounda ries for legitimate investment of his cap ital. This swindling business need not be feared at all. Within our county lines have already been discovered, and new revelations are coming to light eve ry day, more legitimate paying quartz leads and offering better inducements for investment than any sectiea in the bility. Si northwest. Our gravel deposits, too, have only been partially explored, as evidenced every spring by the opening up of new ground and the increased out put of the gold product. We feel safe . .. : . : 1. . ' ,i. . c M rtjriu tiiab nituiu bile eye n icavu VI I ous, use ISaker Cily alone thousands ef gulches siKt3- will eventually be lound to pay good life Preserver, waess to those who have the encrcv to If : u are IosinS imi 'riP on Iife. try -Wells' tk..,,..!... ,i -,,,...1- r.. Ilealth Renewer." Goes direct to wak spots. this nud wnnra.1 riiKLlin" ninin" mpii Eonca on Piles. . , I Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Itchintr, Protrud- u"'"u ul -uu ing. Bleeding, Internal or other, Internal and prospects offered, ar.d we have no fear External Remedy in each Package. Sur? cure, but that the result will be alike remu- 59c. Druggists. 1 ami MorpfiQPriioa1 Itousb on Pain. Cures cholera, colic, cramps, diarrhtsa, aches. pains, sprain, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism. 20c. Rough on Pain Plasters, 15c. Mothers. If you are failing, broken, worn out and neiv Wells' Health Renewer." fl. Drag- Clothing, Hats, Caps, Dress and fancy Good. IMMENSE STOCK O CHEAP FOR CASH. I&ZIJZSX 527. - 3T2ZXU?2Z2'Z3rsr3:'ZJ.: oerative to them and to the whole coun ty. Bedrock Democrat. Ia the four years covered by the -GnrBelJArthur administration, ' 1881 to 1885, many tragic episodes -occsrred in connection with those most prominent in it at some time during the period, beginning with Mrs. Gsr6elJ's illness, so soon fol lowed by -the assassination of her thasband, the President, and his long, cruel illness and death. Hunt, Garfield's Secretary of the Navy, died in a foreign land three years la ter, while Minister to Russia, lluwe, President Arthur's first Postmaster General, and Folger, his first Secretary of the Treasury, both died in office. Secretory Lincclu's Mother and his wife's molhor, the wife it ex Senator Harlan, both died while he was Secretary ef War, and Arthur's Secretary of j i!1 " 'e: a , . ,. . hisselt on siickm to! State, Frelinjliuysen, hasjunt died after a painful illness which began some time before his term of office expired. A i:tl ori iutekllu Pkllosopay. "Slcpoff Johasing," said Brother Gardner in his deep-toned voice, "I was in a feed stoh de odder niht to see about gittin' two-bits' wuth of meal fur my hens, when you walked in an' want ed to gtt trusted fur a bale of hay fur your mule." "An' he trusted me, sab." '"Zactly, an' it pleased me to see it. In a few miuits de ole man Cummins limped in. De two of yon talked about de gineral wickedness of mankind fur a few minits, an' dau a dispute arose as to de aige of de world." ''Yes, sah; de ole niau Cummins don't know utiHin, sp.h." "You called hiii a liar." "But ho calh-d me a fool." "You called him a bigot." "An' he called me a humbug." "'Zactly 'zactly I bcerd it all, Brudder Johnsing, an' now 1 want to ax you what you know about de aige of de world?" "I I knows as much as de ole man Cummins." "How old am do airth!" "1 dunno, ssh." Oh, yoit doe't! Y'eu an Cummins call names ' almost tight ober what neder cb you kin cum v. id in a milyun miles ef knowin Pat's mankind, 'zactly. We kin be hUttied 00 what we do kanw, but we won't back water fur any libin' 111:111 nn what we don't knew. When we git a theory we fight fur it sooner dan fur solemn faeks. If we can't convince de odder parly by blab we am ready to do it by eluggin'. Brudder Johusing, it wili be well fur you tu digreckolect a few facks. A gill obargymeut am wuth a bualiel ob abu e. yt takes a man ob strung cnininan seuse ta udinit his faults an' errors. Ymu may balive wid all yer might an' still be I'iud a man alio prides lis opiuyuns, an you has found a dangerous member oh do community. You may now sot down an' we will attack de rcg'lar pro gram me." Prel ffom, Ladies who would retain freshness and vivac ity, don't fail to try " A' ells' Health Renewer." J Koush on Ii h. "P.ough on Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ringworm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chilblains. Rough ou Catarrh. Corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure of wor?t chronic eases, also unequaled as eargle for Diphtheria, Soie Throat, Foul Breath. T!ie Hope orilie Nation. Children, slow in development, puny, scrawny and delicate, use "Wells' Health Renewer." Catarrh of t3je Ul:n!tler. Stinging, irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and Urinary complaints, cured by "Buchu-Paiba " il. Water Bag, Ronchc. "Rough on Rats" clears them out, also Beetles, ? i S a El a. 11 1 wmmi Cooper, Solimnck & Ganstt. UAXrFATt'RERS ASD DEAIXP.S LV PARLOR ANDBEDROGMSETS and all kind of THE BEST FURNITURE We carry a fnI stock of Household Furniture, in wahuit, ash and pine; also, a larjse assortment of Chairs Mattresses, ring lietls, Lounges, etc. A supply a hiv.nl of I3ou.se SSouLii:::. Doors and tsasli, i'iooriisg, StUsJicautl MEHfflS LTJIBEE. GIVE US A CALL. CQ3?ER S0HSU3K & GA3:iTT, Corner Main and Water Sts., WESTON - OHSGO?iJ CURES ALL HUMORS, frriin s common Hlelcli, or Krwptton. to tbe worst ftcreittlo. Snlt-riie ajiil "1'e ver-f-orONv' Sc-aly or iionh Skiu. in ebort, nil tliscaacs caused by bad blood uS conrjuered by this powerful, purifying; rmi inviforatiDB ncdieice. Creut Ijlinir Vila yra roidiy ta'J under ita bunigu iniiuenee. jSiiocUiJiy Ua3 jt maniferl its potency ia cuiinc; M'etier, Hose Bash, Kolls, Car- V. lilln S Ko-i and KulHrfced CiJauds. fend ten c'r.t3 in 6trjnps for ft fcrpo treatise, with eol ored pinU-a, oa- frkin Uncases, or thy same annr.t. foratrenfise on rcrofiiloiwAOeetloris. A ill: stLOOM as m.-m i,m., Thoroujrlilv d.-nnse it bv nsin 3r. Pieree'a C;oIipl.lcli al JLvifOOVfry, arhi good iii;osiioii, a (air sitin, bnoyanl tplr. vital MrCiiRf It, sua onnilaessof constitution, will do eeiabljtiiKd. Tvblrh is Ecrofnlons 3leaee ef the JLiMKrs, is j-..xiiiipily una ctxounly arrepted and cu!td by tbi3 &1-p-lvcn rcmuly, if taiea W-foro tho lastiifrtfiof ttHuisecsearo rescued. I vora ita wontleri ul poorer over t na t-jmbly intnl rliicase, wfct-n first oflerinij tbis nmr oel eUratcd ictsiedy to the publics, Ir. Pirnca thoufrlit srioiisly of calUny it bis "Cou. Euritpcioii t iire," biitooandotictl that name ea too Lmil.tl ifr . aotbeino vhieb, from ita tvond-.-rlu'.conJjir.ationoi toi.'iccriarenjii'hen- 111 nr, sitonitive, or Mc-vu-eiiissii8,apn-riiir)ue, K'ctoial, end nutritive pi opcrties, isunequa iod, not only as n remedy lor oar.wiinptioa ot tna iiuigs, bus fur 1UI CHBOITIC DISEASES OP THB LiBrsBteod,Esd Longs. ."S 2 H H w y a Froome 2l Son V, 91 Proprietors. The Opposition Cable. Commenting on tlie Bennet-Mackey Commercial table, the London Finan cier says: "This enterprise dilfers from tlie old cable company in many respects. It was built by private enterprise with private means; its shares have not been issued to the public and are not subject 50c. to stock exchange speculations; its af fairs are conducted on economical busi ness principals, and its earnings are not laid under tribute to support uv. expen sive and useless board of ornamental directors. The Commercial cable is lie doubt a thorn in tho 'isid.; of Pender, but it has proved a veritable boon to the public. To it vire owe the reduction of Ants. cable rates which Pender's company has also been farced to adopt. To it we owe a vastly improved trans-Atlantis service, winch, wlnle it, may detract Notice Is Lcrehy riven timt the following from the profits of the old cable riii", ':clj "cttler has filed noti.w of hM intention to 1 vivifce final iroof in s'ltinorfc of ms eia.Mii. nr.tl has been a blesslD2 to the business that said proof wilt be wade bt ioi T. J. Lucy, ,1 mi 1 r .1 I Cftuntv JufJe of UmaUUa Counfiv, Oret'on. at commutity." Tlie same journal further pai'ton, 0fi0n on Jllne 27-h, isi5, Ti'z: adds. "Ihe Commercial Cable Coin- Charles W. I'erguson, n.ir.v li.is done mora far Fn!is.Vi bnni- nd. Ko. 1223. For the south vi't of the r.ortli 1 J t , i , .1 caat fjusirter and the south half of the oortlrwe.-.t ness men than ail the other trans-At- quarter of wetion 34, township i north, range i.. . ...ui, . .:. ,,,.1. f u '6$ eust, W. M. It has cheapened, improved and popu-1 continuous residenee upon, and cultivation of, lanzecl tne service. It lias, in a mens- Donald McKinnon. Michael LeCoirot. Charles urc. awakened I'cadcr's old fossil com- -son, John r. uvatt -a ; oi ssn , or. ' I 4 . II ! :MV Ann A ; Would respectfully announce to the traveling public and the people of VTeston and vicinity that this new Brick Hotel is now open for the reception of Guests. THE R93SI3 ARE WELL-FURNISHED, NEAT AND GLEAN. The tabic will be furnished at all times with the best that money can buy and served in the xnost acceptable manner. j I We take piide in keeping a hotol that will be t First-Class in Every Particular, j the comfort of our g:ie;t3 helnjour first cmsi leratHn, kn owin; that uj;on this success depends. Cine once, aa.l if you do not come aain we will consider the fault ours. ! wALLA WALLA BAKERY Esta'jliihcd 1SC1. Corner S5ai;i and Fran'ilia Weston. Oregon Notice for Publication. Laxd Oi'Ficb at La Graxoe, Ohkoon, May 9, 1SS5. II ill lliill . 1 ' BEBBS Si kl R By lis a a i S f Koter. ponies to a sense of Iiieir duty to cus- 22 tomere, uud however much he may di- parags it, the public cordially supports ' it and heartily wishes it well." H.iv- inc done so much for service across the In all cast") of Bronchial r.nd F'lltno- fin Eloleo! Remedy tVthtutio, the same gentleman will now give their attention to the laud service, and ia a short lime will he connected with the Pacific, when there will he an other fossilifornus shaking up. The iniportatic of teaching chil dren to he obedient can soiree)' be overestimated. The child's happi ness is in proportion to his obedi ence. The willful one, who i not Uus;ht to obey, is fretful, peevish and discontented. His whole life A Illue Law Among tho law records of tlir; New Haven, Conn, colony of 1GG9 is the following note from the oh! "blue laws:" "Whoever shall inveigle or draw the affections of any nihid or maidserTAn either to himself or other3, without first gaining tha h?.ll be impri.scwd or corporaousl y jiuninbe J." Then follows the pro ceedings of a casw tried under the above law, in May, 1609, which sT": "Jacobeth Murtine and Sarah Tultle were jiroKecutcd for sitting; down on a trestle together, his arms s round lipr waislf, and h.er arms upon his thoulder about his neck, and continufing in tint sinful posture about halfa an hour, in which tim he kvssed her end she kysaed him, or they kyssnl one another, ns ye witnesses testified. Cfincent of her parerts. nh.ill pay to is soured and warped. The mistake ,i, plantation for the lirst ofi'tiice that most parents make is in not 140s; the second H; fur the third beginning early enough to enforce obedience. Enforcing obedience does not necessarily imply corporal punishment. But whatever the means employed, obedience should be secured, and secured early, and maintained always. In health it ia important, but in sickness it is im perative. Fer example: a child who has never been taught to obey its parents, roust be willful, stub born and nnniaiiagesiOh1; either through misguided affection, lack of will power, or indifference, his parents have no control over hi in. 2?ow let him get sick. He is more fretful, mors irritable and more un manageable. Neither coaxing, nor threatening, nor forca will prevail gainst his perverseness. Needed medicine cannot be administered without resort to riolence that may mors than counteract the otherwise beneficial effect. Every physician has seen aome such cases die from disobedience, perishing for want of food and medicine which it was im possible to administer through the perrersityof the patient and the weakness ef the parents. It is not necessary to ask upon whom the (rare responsibility rests, but it is lamentable to reflect that children are net only aaade miserable while alive, bat are sometimes hurried to untimely deatk through the negli gence or weakness of those who ought to ear most for their well- being, 2cr t'omnosi-ion. Little girl "Father, I wish you would correct my school composition." Father "Well, let me see. In the r:;t p'ace, in writing aliout a country town yeu Riiy seme of the farmers have horses. Did yeu ever know a farmer who didn't have a horse?" Little girl "Yes, I heard you say the other day there were only skeletons ill Uncle Nathan's barn." Father "Hush, my child! We will proceed with the subject ia hand. You are not descriptive eiKiush. Yhy don't you describe the country store?" Little girl "What, do you mean that place where you ;0t the letter last .summer that you didn't want rae to tell mother about?" Father "Xlun along, my little girl. Your coniposilioti's very fine; you would spoil it if you added anything to it, anJ here's five cents to buy chewing gum. l'crhaps that will 've some diversion to vour mouth." PECTOItAl,. As sueh it U recognized end prescribed Bv tho medical profession, r-inl lu many thousands of fanii!ie, for tlie past forty years, it has bcenrecrardr ila? an invaluable household remedy. It i-i n preparation that only requires' to be ta):rn in very small quantities, and a few ilos-s cf it. administered in tin: early Ftaires of a cold or coiiti will c Uoet a speedy eiivo, ant! may, very possiblv, save life. 'There is uo doubt whatever that 3 0. BRECHTEL r MtNUFACTmBK Ot A f CS And all kinds of PI Tf yon feel flnll. firowsr, drbnttatcd, hava celmw color of skin, or ye'iiowir.U-orown eixita on fa--c cr ivjiiy, ireuiiCiit headacUo or dizd n.si, lMid tast'j hi inoutli. kitemrJ beat or cLf'is, niii.rnaiiiip; with hot tinsces, low epirits anoi cloomy Iruitxxlings, irres-alap appetite, end cof.t.'! ion-rue, you an; fiilleiinir frcra Tnrfi SCi't io, Ii:v;c;3a, end 1 orpid Liver, or "Siiltousjiess.1 la isany oases only part cf thisJ tsyinpioras are e.'-porii ifed. As a remcfiy Iir '.! eueU ctisire. In: i-ierce'a Ccidou EloUItl tSicoicry bna no cunul. S: vera Vonaks, Jousiinttlo:t, and Uia:livd nCcciions, it ia a eovereifa rercecy. r-:?na ten ceiit3 ra eramns jor i.t. fierce s bcoii on Ucnzuicptiou. Ho id. by Brugjists. Frjinr 1 rn on 6 EOTirxr.s VJsr'd's EhjiEaSsr, Modlad Ussscia'ica, Proprietors, CC3 Slain EU TJctfalo, N. Y. ie sjrfyj 1 tin', Fire-Proof Building, Kain Street, an WALLA WALLA W. T. 1 Has preserved the lives of groat numbers of persons, by arrestm? the development of Laryngitis, iiroiK-iiilis, l'neuiaouia, nnd I'uiiiioiiary C'onstimption, end by the cure of 1 hose damrerous maladies. It should be kept ready for use in every family where there are children, as it. is a medicine far superior to all others In tlie treatment of Croup, the alleviation of IViioopina: Cougli, and thecureof Colds and Inilucnzft, aumcnts peculiarly inci dental to childhood and yoiiih. Prompti tude in dealing with ail" diseases of this class is of the utmost importance. The loss of a single day may, 111 many cases, cr'tail fatal consequences. Do not wato precious time in experimenting with jnedieines Of doubtful eliicaey, wiiile the xnaiudv is constantly raininl; a deeper hold, but take at onoo U10 sx;eediest uud most certain to cure, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, PREPARED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, 31 2 S3. Sold bv all Drmrgists. a S3 t-t a ft s " Of Portland, roon. (Incorporated March 15, 13S3.) CAPITAL STOCK - - $100,000. B. DURAI) - ... E'rcsTdcnt A. P. VSXSN - - - Secrtr.v V.. E. Hmr ll - Asst. Secretary 31. J. IUSIAX2 - - - Treasurer ' K. - ' llanari UKannf V Dent... iZhlmtrn E. DURAXD, A. f. TKXO, JOHN WUITS, ii. Y. WUihL, M. J. BURA'SD. EFFIGEM & QOURME, Attorneys. o Take Notice. Pianos aad rs:as sold oa easy nayraeats It yon ?cr- Iia.."e a Piauo or Org?! of UiU Cojapaay a the isstail meat nhm and shouSd bo empiio5, IVom ay caaso whatever, to return tho instrument, after tmvias raid a part 021 it, yon caa ilo so aal at lose oae !:i!:ua you have atu. eiae tjiiapei ?rsa?:s .m to e ureses on ntontasy payaieajs, waia wo'jlsl be aiy.tea cciuh per uioaih for eaeh uiember of the chareli or akbalh.Sekoo! to pay. Tha celebrate! EITKASt hve boen tn use ih-ousriMUt the States f-jr wvt twenty yv-i-d, &nd ara arst-etass in every ;.rti.-a;.r. l"e tive & warr.-.att-c wicli every insirun-.ent, tl.At rails ve jx-ara rr iui date of sill arnl we arj rii. here to m tke it ir.:jj. Vs iia.-e L-.Si itiea fur rejairi:i Piano and Organs ac our thcn hi tha city ot f OiVail'J anJ a!i -.v.rk warranted. Our Music Kali and Wareroo iij aro oa First strest, No. 320. Take the Firai street cars and rMe to the corner of Clay stre-;t. TilOie wa-j ca:i.ut call on U3 eaa write; ijr iJArticu.r-.ri an-1 catalogue ef o;:r instrumentj. Address Durand Organ'Co., Portland, Oregon TENTH YEAR The only illustrated Magazine devoted to the development of the Great Vert. Contains a vast amount of general informal Ion and ape cil articles on subjec'Bof inerestto all. Ably cina'iccei rs'.jnepo-y iiiiiMraiea: j Only $2 a year. L. Samuel, Puhliaiier. Jj'o. I Xront atraat. PortUriil. Qi.. ?COS LITTL3 6kQ PILLS. j! n T7-IT-TOrS and CATIJ SliTIC Soli by iJTUByists. 3 cents a vL $ $58Q BEWABD f:'l JT'r ig offorrd tty lie rrcjir'c-tors Kli": ff Dr. Pai-eB Cutarrh llerrcdy s4 H you "tiavcadTsritsTKofrom .'"kCPiflL Ay tbe nose, nrfeneivo or cther- nriirjrfnir.wckcTfw.Qiiliv)airi or r.reayuro la hrtc!, you have Catarrh. Tuou 6ar.'(la ct" cases U'ririinate in fcorumption. tJr.Rip-'s Catarrh IlwnsoY curea tbewort cases of Oatwrri: "Col'J ia also liead,5 sua Cdtar ciuil Meaaaclts. OJ ocala Sastsn 11 p p 1.1 IS ililtlBifli LOCATED AT- U rl n Q h Vv u SI "Joumaiiiiiu must lti a healthy lirtfeaaion," said olil Mrs. .Squads as flm laid thu paper on litr knee aid rutbril hpr cyelasse8 with lwr apron. "What nmkfs you thiak sol" said old Mr. Squads. "Because I see the wntrrs Lo uspi to Lavo pieoes in th( papurs when I was a giri tre still living, and -vriting the sMtie as ver; they must be very o;d. j 'Wbo are they"uskrd Mr. Squaggs. "Well, there is Veritis' for uiie, and 'Anon' and 'V-x Populi' and 'Pr Dono Public,' and many others. I see Feme cf their names every day, an l 1 declare if the sight t'f'eiii don't brinj; back the old school days." Tbeu the old Udy gazed meditatively into the fire, and old Mr. Squsggs went out on the back utoop to iudulgx in quiet laujU to liiinselt. Boston Indies who drive plirctons and T csirts are bavitig the c.uutry scaured for donkeys, which are now all the rage, and bid fair to crowd out the ponies. As much as $00 is the price of a stylish looking donkey, whatever that may mean, la Wales, whera they are raised plentifully, the price of one of these uniT'iiiilv animals is about -3. If any one wiil start a thistle farm and raise dunkt-ys, his fortune will be secured, provided, of course, this donkey craze lasts. It is said that th executors of tho estate of Wendell Phillips have found it in a very hopeless condition; that the bulk cf it consists of a mass ! of stocks ot tne wiid-cai variety, having a face value of nearly a million dollars, but bains; practically worth little or nothing. Beyond this, report says there is only about 3,000 worth of property. ATSNTS, Caveats, TSe-issnes and Trade-Marks se cured, and al! other patent causes in the i'alent Office ami before thy Courts nromntlv aii'l carefully attended to. Upon receipt of model or sketch of invention, 1 make careinl examination and advise as to patentability FltliE OF CHARGE. rees moderate, and I make SO CIIAKUE VXLKSS PATKST IS SKCTRHD. lnforiiiatiiin, advice and Fjiecial referen ces sent on application. .1. li. LIT I ELL,, Washington. D. C. Near V. S. Patent Ofiice. JAKE WING. Washing and Ironing. Orporltt Saline & Co.'s. - Main 't., VTeston. V.'ashiu-, 73 ceau y?r i-zn. "VViiite shir wnhed ani irone-l m the b-.-st sty.e i-.r "oiie bittee ; ieee." No eh?r-e k.r ciifTs. collars slp.1 l.anukercli;e:s ii kj thun six of eaih. 2'.-3ia TAXTED- A he was walking aUcg the street a few eveuings ago a straager asked him tha question: "What time ia HV H raised his eyes slowly and an. swered: "Sprim-tiree." The next saormisg a man charge! with assault and battery told hit story ts th jaige acd was discharged, It is wonderful how sensible the man is wh always agrees with you. IjOtA Tennyson's use of "Yu You" ia his anti-goverment poem, "You You" of coarse, stands for double you." that is "VV." What "W!" W. e. g., XV. E.G:. Karl "Mamma, mayn't I g out into the street a bit? The boys say lucre's a met to be seen." Mamma "Well, jesj but don't go too near." "I ae the Freteh hare takes um brage," said old Gosling, as he read the paper to his wife. "More foals the Cbibese for not fortifying it better," said Mrs. Gosling. agents j To sell Dixon " new and superior majn and eV:art. A puin? an an-.-y a anv in tlie world. For UJ pe cata oue, iree. ai-lrens John Dixon, tt? Market !t. San Franrlsco, CaU FOR GREAT OVERLAKD ROUTE, NORTSiERiJ PACIFIC R. R. Pullman Palace Slcepias t'ar. 93:iSuiSi-eut t?ay Coaelies nn.i ELLGAhT KiilKl.VT Sl.l Slfl.ti t'AES with berths free of cost. From VVashlpgtsn and Oregon TO THE EAST! Via St. PaKl aiul 3IiKiicapoIis. The only Transcontinental Line Uunning PALACE DJflSG CARS. (Meals 75 cents.) i Fastest Tims Ever Made from ' the Coast OVER THE Northern Pacific Railroad. To Sioux Cltr, fonnell KlntTs, 9t. Jo- ST. LGUiS, CHICAGO, tr.iI nil pnintt ISironiJient the i:nst PI ,u(U a-t via I'i,u. unil 11iua. ::j..ls. tke only Kisraxc Tlircr.sli EsaiKrniit fiieepias tarsfruia t'ortlaud. And hnoled n rrzjslar evpre IralB over jne -tii:rc I. ndi r lae Aorta eru Facilic U.iiirau. IaTe Wall-.a Junction at 4:40 a. m. Leave Portbijd at ;.ni. tUi1,.. ; Rrrie at M:n neuolid cr Sit. Paiii li:o p. m., ioirrn div. Connclon niz&c at t. Paul i!ir.ntapeli3 to ail quints E-'st. ikuthtJ3d auutneat. p.n iric divisiox. Train leaves Portland dailr 8:25 a. m. Arrive at N-w Tucoma G:ea p. m... conn.-tMr. w.tii O R. 4; N. Co' lKriif (cr all point; on 1'uet Sound A. I. H vliLTOS, Gci. l ft'-st'n P?s. Ayent, Ko. 2 W.tsr.iDhjn at., Portland, Or. o Weston j Umatilla 03 Oregon 0 Tha Only Normal Sshsol in Eastern Crsgcn cr VVashlngtan. STOOESTS ADKiTTED AT ASY Tif'E 13 1 BE YEAR. Celievins that t!i lest jK'Insiis'.y tnnninz is essential to tac iiJiMvt ivei;P!is5:kt, f,n?:s oi nil sues are luhaitlcil and jiivfii the sucst Cisrcful travAlr.''. R5 . Pin mm m rs o a 3 h a r, ! Watchmaker IJeveler rost Office Building, Wcsten Oregon. Clocks anrl watches cleaned ami re paired iu a shif ul niauuer at reasoi.i.li!c rates. 11 T fUS. C. B. HESSEY; jSI . ! Leading Milliner &Bressmaker ii.ri.il CtilkLI, WAUA WALLA. a i s & g a & b a Rives atlioroKs!., prr,c!!2al edacation to t'loss T7sia do not care to learn nlisi they wit! not us?. It i especial- ly ;t'i.i j)k tS to tite wvuiia f those who desire to eater bus lus or t!.e professiou of Teaehia . li ciiiS;':m:cs A Oiassica! Courso ef Three Yer.rs, AScisntiflc Coursa of Thr-ao Years A Teachers' Coursa of Two Years, A Cusjno-s Course, and An elementary Course, in whlcli tlie COMMON BRANCHES are taught by the best apivovcd and EaosIiiterestlns uielhods. ' Arhinuctlc by tlie Grabe Sletliod. Jleadinsby the "Sentence Method." Geograpby by relief mnps ascl globes and map modellinjr. Grammar by tlie celebrated Seed and iicliogg Dia grams. History by the Brace System. WHOLESALE AND RZTASL. Special Attention Given to Cutting and Fitlivy. Man and Beast. Odor of Forest. Sparkle of Stream. FOREST AND STREAM. -r - . . . - , uo von oTm a gun, ur a -n-n-poie, or -oira- MUStang .Liniment IS Older tBan ' dog " or rifle? Ever go anting, m riwtins. or . , j tramping, or cam; iny, or can ha;. m yacFtiiiie? iiuu uacu uiuis auu most men, more every year, i .la e vcu a w lor aiacjin iae oaoiu of wi.a birds "or animals? lo you know that fortn j-tars we liave brtn pnbUsbicir arizht w .-ek-y fa?T deTf4ed to these subjects? It. will re c too to look at a c-py of the Furest ani U!rran. 'inert is no other paV-er ia the wrM jnst like it. Adtlnss Forest acd Stream Pubasomx Co., S3 Farit Ilow, Sew ttrs. Specimen Csr 1 Outs. None Bat Professional, Skilled ar.d iOROUGliLY ItlFOSMtD' TEACHERS will be employed In any department. ADAMS, OBESOJI. S. P. SOWELL, - Prop. Travelers trill Hod that this hotel sets as good a table as is to be fontul ia the whole 'Ufler Country." IJedrooms are large, tiean and airy. Kvery atten tion paid to the comlort and convenience of guest. Patronage Respectfully Solicited. Spring Term Begins February 1 6th, 1 335. Norma Institute, 4 weeks, begins Jane 1,1335. Taition, per term Xcnnal Institute fee GO EP'Stndcflts found competent will be aided by the in structors In securing positions. For farther information and special terms, address lastern Oregon Hormal School, Weston, Oregon.