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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 18, 1913)
Hportlng Blood in Him. N POULTRY AND GAME There are ways of doing _ things. _ * That Is olomcntary and sximatlc (.'an set r«t feie) prias. tut WHO lewk. wisdom, and yet people are slow to act •n«l .lÀ*r tanta la «rasos. Write «■ fu» upon IL Take the case of the East rasb uff», un all li Indi of poultry, pork. eta. Clevelander who has a garden and a Pearson-Page Co., Portland small boy, suggests the Plain dealer. This man said to his wife the other day: "Emily, we aren't going to have any WANTED: sweet corn thia season if wo dont take better care of IL I wish you would persuade Robert to take a morning NO COMMISSION CMARCIO. from his baseball and swimming, and Write today for ta«« him ! our r»**t cash price list. We guarani»*» fair treatment. Ill* heat price»«. aiwi got after that com patch." “1 tried to," sighed the mother, < n Uial with your nest lot of Huiu«. r. h *'»hm«i, a c«., NdU, Utokl SIO.OVO HI Itlhteik. tawi« "but he just won’t do it.” "Tell him you’ll give him a quarter to do It." "I did. 1 said just yesterday, ‘Rob ert, If you’ll cultivate that com and be’lsrs. «■«mill*, ate. lbs 1. T Martin (X. Si 1st get all the weeds out of it by noon I'll Kt. Portland. Band fu» Stork I tot sud prisra give you a quarter to put in your ow A Hl) V. kt HTOM 4te»».r ass rw.tetea, bank.’ ’’ lm«|v>l!a C«ri«'iuJ< ‘ , H pw N huh * prl«eSt («old. H gi|»*r. 1*«4, I! Ool4. Hllvt»r, iV, Gobi. t«ih> Kin« "Oh, pshaw! That’s not the way or Zuppar, |1. Mailing onfull prl«w liai to do it. Call him in here and I’ll fix tout ou ai | lI™*<•”»■ ■».<! raw Ir« work «i» Ib iled. Itof«r«U4Wi (hilotieto National liaaA. It. Robert, have you got any sport ing blood in you? Will you tako a small bet? I'll bet you a quarter you can’t get that com hoed before noon today." "1 gut you," Bays Robert. Then as BUSINESS COLLEGE . a look of triumph spreads over his K| H WASHINGTON tz TENTH STS) father’s face he adds. "Have you got * M PORTLAND. ORE- any sporting blood in you?" "I sure have, Robert." "Then I’ll bet you a half dollar you win the bet. 1*11 be at the office this The “Topgrade" Shoe noon and collect." The com isn’t hoed yet. TOR MEN JUSTA LITTLE Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides Machinery EJOLMES If A Really Classy Shoe II im fels 4m art toad,. art* to PRINCE SHOE CO., Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Do not gri|>e. Portland. Ors. Strawlwrry In From Chill. Mas 571? Hour«. 1‘ s. m. to • p. m. « by appointment Dll. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAI. ADJUSTMENTS Heien tifia Treatment of «II Acuta an<! Chronic I hsegsrs I kmac'i Prat'UUuuar. Bulto 4Z4-&-7 » À K Hand-Power Stump Puller EASY TERMS. Walter J. ril.»atrl<h. W.awtte ItaM ten to«U> Be beautiful— A beautiful far’d» la th* birthright of «very worn- an. Why apull It by uainc worthlaaa preparation«? Colonia Face Cream la a delightful preparation, «parlally appreciated by ladle»«, who are particular la mattora of per sonal mi pearanea. Sant to you. all M*fll pra- paid. upon receipt of 60 cento. Wuebet Hrua. lab oratory. I*ortland. (Ireyon. PORTLAND, OREGON Y.M.C.A-XSCHOOLS $500,000 EQUIPMENT. 50 MEN TUCHEM 75 COUNSEL GYMNASIUMS. SWIMMING. LIIRARIU Course - Commerrlal.. Shorthand ... Automobil«......... . Wirr I rain Telegraph v Telegraphy «ml Train IM*«patching Electrical Engineering Civil Service..................... College Preparatory..,, Hoy« Elementary School rlummMg........................ .. Carpentry........................ Mining and Assaying... Pharmacy . . Mechanical Engineering Other count*«.. ............... A great many people are under the imprusslon that the strawberry is of European origin. As a matter of fact. It ia derived from the Chilean berry, which ia native to the Pacific CoasL Mothers will fina Mra. Winslows Boothias Syrup th«« b* «I remedy u> um for their child rea luring ib* toelhiug period. YOUR LIVER REGULATES YOUR SYSTEM REGULATE YOUR LIVER WITH GRANULATED EYELIDS Inflamed ar So»« Fyss and Silas promptly booled wltb Buy a Piano Now Roman PIANOS OF ALL GRADES. Every Make of Pianola Player Pianos latw Prices and Easy Terms on all Inst rumenta Writ« I’« for Particulars. ay & Go. PORTLAND. ORE. "Now," said the stage manager, “you are the heroine. You are sup posed to suffer more than anybody else in the play. You must put your self into a frame of mind which rep resents grief and remorse." "I know," repield the leading wom an. "I’ll try to make myself believe I’m one of the people who paid S2 to see this play."—Washington Star. Over A Half Acre of Eye Balsam When It Had Another Meaning. "Gown" now means a swell dress, but there are old-fashioned girls who will blush if you call it by that name. Intuition. Intuition has been defined as a quick method of arriving at a totally incor rect conclusion.—Puck. "Can you direct me to the best hotel in this town?" naked the stranger, who, had set satchel upon the station platform. "I can," replied the man who was waiting for a train going the other way, "but I hate to do IL" "Why?” "Because you will think after you’ve seen it that I’m a liar."—Chi cago Herald. An Enviable Record Q£Q 8todanta reglatared during th« past year: the largest number In the history of our school. 4 /I Calls for office help leaf rear. This ia the biggrat demand for ■ help ever recorded In the hlntory of any college in the North west and affords ua an excellent opportunity to Guarantee positions to our Graduates. Write us at once for Information concerning our courses: Shorthand, Penmanahip. Typewriting, Telegraphy. -------- Bookkssplng, r • “-1 Rooms A certain haunted house down in Georgia was held In terror by all the negroes tn the vicinity except Sam, who bravely declared that for |2 he would sleep there all night. A purse was raised and Sam was told to carry out his end of the bargain and to call In the morning for the money. When morning came no trace could be found of Sam; the house contained nothing but evidences of a hurried departure. A search party was organized, but without result. Finally, four days later, Sam, cov ered with mud. came slowly walking down the road “Hl, dere, nigger!’* yelled a by stander, "where's you been de las* fo’ days?" To which Sam curtly responded: "Ah's ben cornin' back.’*—Everybody's Magazine. Why, Indeed? For Sunburn, Insect Bltee, "Papa, this story tells about a man Ivy Polson or any other akin Inflam- mation use Tyree a Antiseptic Powder who was very cruel." "Very cruel?" and get quick relief. 25c. at druggists. “Yes. He was lying stretched out Sample seut free by J. 8, Tyree, Wash upon bls dying bed." ington, D. C.—Adv. “I don’t see------ " Old lady (offering policeman tract) "But If the bed was dying why did —1 often think you poor policemen he embitter its last moment by lying run such a risk of becoming bad, being upon It?" ao constantly mixt up with crime. Policeman—You needn't fear, mum. Excellent Point, It’s the criminals wot runs the risk o' •'So you’ve got a phonograph, hare becomin* saints, bein’ mixt up with you?" asked the lady on the fourth us I—Punch. floor. "Yes; can you hear it up in your apartment?" asked the lady on the second floor. "No. we cannot. I suppose It has some other good points, too?" Send for Free llluatrated Catalogue. r Georgia Negro Receives Puree of 12 to Sleep In Haunted House and Then Disappears. Muffled Knocks. "Papa, I want an ice cream sun "Bobby, you mustn't put your sticky dae." "All right, dear, remind me of flngera on Mrs. Kawlur's nice dress; it again; this is only Tuesday."— it's the only silk dress she has.” Houston Post. "No. Mr. Smyjer, I haven't the slightest obectlon to your smoking in Recruit. my house, let me offer you a good "A bad I mess," declared the junior cigar " partner, **Ix>t of urgent mail to be “Old scout, you always pitch a good answered and the typewriter has just game of ball—except when I'm betting left." "' The office boy is always fool- sn you.” Ing around that machine, ’’ suggested "You live in Outsomehurst, do you, the senior partner, "Put him in now Mr. Blubblns? Has that suburb a re anti let’s see whet he can do as a pinch spectable residence section?" hitter. "—Pittsburg Post "You show good literary judgment, Mr. I»ee; you're always stealing my "That man is one of our leading stuff." capital late," said Miss Cayenne. "Won't you let your little boy come "Didn't know he was in that line at to our Sunday school, Mrs. Jerdle? It all. What ia his specialty?" can’t make him any worse, and It may "The capitalization of the letter do him much good." . •f ”—Washington Star. CENTRAL Y. M. C. A.. PORTLAND, OR. Sherman SAM WAS JUST COMING BACK BUSINESS COLLEGE fourth St., Near Morrison, Portland, Or. Clever Deduction. The tmln stopped for a few mo- ments and the passengers looked out. 'Everybody In this town seems to look perky and contented,” remarked Dr. Watson. "The town evidently has a winning baseball team." deducted Sherlock Holmes. GIVE UP WORK GRADUALLY Man Accustomed to Regular Duties Makes Mistake When Ho Sud- dewfy Ceases All Labor. Many business men at the age of fifty or fifty-five work eight hours a day and enfey IL They will tell you they foal as young as they did ten years before. Then some of them conclude they have enough of this world’s goods and retire. It la a amll known fact that brain or muscle work forms in the system a poison, and If we keep on working a condition which doctors call auto intoxication la produced. Which means that the antitoxin nature has produced In our bodies has not been eoough to offset the poison of our burned up energy. Rest and deep sleep are supposed to clear the body of all poisons and waste. But It has been proved In the Caere of persons who use drugs that after they have taken into their system a certain drug In increased amounts for some months they can stand an amount which would kill a dozen persons not accustomed to the drug. From the mtnute the drug was In their system nature started to work to produce In that body an antitoxin to fight the poison they were taking. Nature gets many habtts of her own, and she geta into the habit of expect ing to form an antitoxin to battle with that polaon or drug which that body has been taking dally, and ahe produces It daily. Now suddenly let that same body atop taking Into It the drug It was used to; nature does not stop form ing the antitoxin. No Indeed; she goes right on for weeks and months foam ing the antitoxin she has been accus tomed to form, and the little fighting army to fight and being of a poison ous nature themselves, turn from lit tle workers, when they have their own work to do, to bad workers, with no work, snd start fighting the good cells of the body, producing a self poisoning which la likely to cause death. If a man has been working dally for years and the energy used up by work has produced a sort of poison ous waste, enough to cause auto In toxicating If not cleared out by rest and sleep, would It not seem reason able that nature had dally In that man’s system been forming an anti toxin to offset the poisonous waste and that when he suddenly stops work the same condition takes place as with a person who takes poison? The antitoxin cells, finding no poison ous waste to work on, turn and work on the good cells of the body, causing auto Intoxication and sickness and many times death. It would seem that a man giving up work should do so gradually. Sacrificed All for Hobby. At Ivry, a Paris suburb, has just died a remarkable old man, a septuagenar ian. named Fralssard. He died In pov erty, but had he chosen he could have become one of the most famous Euro pean sculptors. Aa It was, he finished life as he began It—more or less pen niless. When a boy he was appren ticed to a marble cutter, and he at pnee discovered his powers in this di rection. For fifty years he had contin ued to execut the most beautiful works of art. mostly In mosaics. M. Frais- isrd's masterpiece took him nearly twenty-four years to perfecL It la a black marble table. In the middle la a chessboard, on either side of which are playing cards arranged as fans. On the table are dominoes and dice, cig ars and cigarettes, and sevral coins in gold and silver. All these are, of course. Inlaid. The materials In the table, beside the black marble, are agate, onyx, porphyry, malachite and lapis lazuli, the tones of which are black, red, orange, blue and white. Ninety different kinds of marble were also used. Woman Is As Old As She Looks No woman wants to kx>k old. Manx In their effort to look yv<uthful roftort loth«*'tM-auty doetor'a'prexriptiono.Their mi«- tako 1« that th.-y visit ths wrong Uepartowal in ths drug store. Beauty depends upon health. Worry, oh*pie«« niuhto. headache«, pslne, dlworder«, Irreoru- lariUes and waaknesMs of a dui.nrtly f»>udninecharacter in a short time brintg the dull eye. the °crow's feet,” the hasgard look, droopintc shoulders, and the falterinir step. To retain the appearence of youth you must retain health. Instead of lotion«, powders and pain to, csk four druifsist fur DR. Favorite Prescription This famous medicine strikes at the very root of these enemies of your youthful appearance. It makes you not only /ooh young, but /•«/ young. owf ar a • Cwto us4D(**ir yots ire is^assi^o 9V va.»»w. v^awiswiar w ^ b ^ v ^S SO e«M»-c«frt «Umpa to Dr. Ftor«e*« InvaFtf* Hotel and Sw- IssuUtsHo. ■ wf ol«, M.V.aaS trto« I» om will too maHo<t yow. Frenchwoman a Cave Dweller. Courage Not Needed. A woman of forty-five has been found living in a cave in the forest of Fontainebleau. Snakes and rats were her co-tenants. She subsisted on raw vegetables, and was clad in rags. She was reluctant to leave the cave.—Paris Cable to the New York Times. The greater part of the courage tha* is needed in the world is not of an ho- roic kind. Courage may be displayed in every day life as well as in bistorts fields of action. There needs, for ex ample, the common courage to be hon est, the courage to resist temptation the courage to speak the truth, the courage to be what we really are, and not to pretend to be what we are not, She Remembered. the courage to live honestly within out Minnie, aged two years, asked her means.—Smiles. mother's permission to throw away some flowers, as they were dead, ahe Wholesale Invitation. said. Her mother corrected her and told her to say "withered," not There have been many innocent mis “dead." Th“ following day a mili takes made by parsons. Among them tary funeral was passing and the baby in one told of a certain clergyman who astonished everyone by saying: left a notice in his pulpit to be read "Come here quick, mother; someone by the preacher who exchanged with else has withered!" | him. The minister neglected to do- note carefully a private postscript, »¡other’s Way. and the people were astonished to hear A friend of mine, a teacher, had the stranger end by saying: "Yoa just received a very handsome fan, will please come to dine with me at and took it to the classroom for the the parsonage after service." edification of the children. Selecting one of the pupils, she asked what the lovely thing was. The child did not know. "What does your mother use to keep her cool in summer?" asked the teacher. “Beer,” was the reply. Your “Best Play” Embarrassed Police Sergeant. “She caressed me,” was the blush ing admission of a police sergeant at Tottenham, England, when a married woman was charged with obstructing the sergeart while he was taking her husband into custody, the woman flinging her arms round the officer’s neck and crying, "Take me, too!” Cause for Worry. I Friend—“Why, Elvira, what’s the matter?” Elvira — "Oh, I don’t know, only I’m worried to death! I’ve had the same girl six weeks, and she doesn’t talk about leaving yet!” Friend—"She doesn’t?” Elvira — "No, not a word! She must be in love with my husband!" —London Opinion. Sick-Room Light. If there are electric lights in the sick room they will generally be found too brilliant, hurting the eyes of the patient, and not every sick room has the electric lights that can be turned up or down. Make a little green silk bag and fasten it over the incandes cent bulb and it will give a good but subdued and harmless lighL When Her Memory Failed. Mrs. World'.ey—"If, as you say, your master kissed you against your will, why did you not cry ‘Help’?” French Maid—“Ah, madame, zat ees just ze vord of vich I could not sink at ze moment.”—Puck. How Simply Awful. "Just think!” said Mrs. Twickem- bury, "those horrid women have been throwing bric-a-brac at the prima donna of England!"—Christian Regis ter. ________________ is made when your phys ical condition is normal. Sickly persons are always badly handicapped be cause they lack the stam ina and strength neces- || sary to win. Try a bottle of ■ HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters It restores the appetite, aids digestion and in every way helps you back to health and strength. Get a bottle today. Avoid substitutes. ßuildexö! bargains T here are HERE FOR YOU. ^ROOFING A B guaran teed roofing, 4 PV. - $1.10 per roll Heavier plies at equally low prices. We LUMB.E Well ••»« you tS% to S0% on your lum ber bill. Our lumb«r i* all firit fnd« «nd first quality. W« sell you direct Send you» lilt at once and <«: our prepaid price«. Tired of Being Poor. "Oxford undergraduate scholar, who is tired of being poor, wishes to be Eloped by Aeroplane. adopted by wealthy people.”—London An elopement by aeroplane which Times. ________________ has yet some features of the old-time Daily Thought. t'lopcment is reported from Niort, France. Let friendship sweep gently to the Two months ago a good-looking heights; if it rush to it, it may soon young airman was giving exhibition run itself out of breath.—Thomas Ful flights at NIorL A pretty governess ler. ________________ fell In love with him and begged him Harrowing Thoughts. to take her up in his aeroplane. A few Germs are bad, of course; but they I daya later the airman eloped with her In the machine, and did not descend could be worse. Suppose they sang at until he reached Issy, 250 miles away. their work! The girl's father has now lodged a complaint against the airman, whom he accuses of having adbucted his daughter and detained her against her wllL The governess, when she ap peared before the police commissary, said that she had eloped with the air Dandruff is a disease that does positive In man of her own free will and declared jury to the hair follicles and hair roots EV. that she would be eternally grateful to ERY DAY it is permitted to exist Unless him for flying away with her. She add you can afford to be bald JUST A LITTLE The Brigand—Why do you Imagine ed that as she was of age, ahe was LATER ON you cannot afford to neglect free to do as she pleased. dandruff or falling hair for ANOTHER DAY. I abducted you only In jest? The father’s complaint was dis But don't use any hair tonic without KNOW The Malden—Oh! I’m not used to missed. ING FOR YOURSELF just what it contains. | being taken seriously. Make Hair Grow Restore Color Making Good Parrots. Bacon—I see telephones are used to teach parrots to talk in a Ixmdoo bird school. Mrs. Bacon—Well, there’s one thing certain; telephones can't swear with out help. Women In Turkey. Dr. Mary Ellis Patrick of Boston, president of the American College for Girls tn Constantinople, who la now In thia country, says that she finds Turkish girls apt pupils and very anxious to learn. As many wom en are now being called to take the Too Tree. places of men who have fallen In "Oar washerwoman says It’s funny battle, the value of an education to about colors In dress goods.’’ better appreciated than ever before. "What's funny about them?" Today there are several thousand "That folks call 'em fast when they Mohammedan girls and women ak I won’t run." tending the university. One of the girls who left the school leas than a Bool System. year ago to now chief editorial writer “A toy writes to seven girts.’’ on the Tannin, the leading Young It’s a wonder he doesn't get hto Turk publication. She has written lore affairs mixed." two noweto dealing with the political "Ho keeps a card index." situation in Turkey. “DIDN’T HURT A BIT ia what they all say of our Painlam Methods at Extracting Teeth. The safest way is to either mix your own tonic or go to a druggist whom you know to be reliable and have him mix it for yon. An Out-of-town p«» absolutely safe and unquestionably the most rte can have that* plate and biUpa efficacious formula you can possibly use to work finished ¡none this very simple one: 6 ounces Bay Rum, 2 day If necessary. ounces I-avona de Composee, H drachm Men An absolute gwar» thol Crystals. Mix thoroughly, and after antae, backed Nr3B standing half an hour it is ready for use. If MLV.AWm. rears in Porttanft you choose, add 1 drachm of your favorite perfume. Apply night and morning, rubbing into the scalp with the finger-tips. Insist upon this exact formula, if you have your orrict hours : druggist mix it for you, and you will have a a A. M. te 8 r. M. Sendev. 9 tot PheM«> A 2029: Main 2029. tonic that you can depend upon for quick and ' lasting results. It will not only rid your scalp faKIn« BWi.. Third and w*»hin«ton. PsrHsad of dandruff and stop your hair from falling, I but it will cleanse and beautify the hair to S' remarkable degree. It contains an ingred- i P. N. U. No. 38, ia lent that stimulates the growth of hair and which also is believed to stimulate the activ ity of the pigment-forming cells so as to partly or fully restore prematurely gray hair to its natural color without the use of any dye. Wise Dental Co.