POULTRY AND GAME Can aat »« tanrr priwa for Wild thuha •ad athav saaae In aaaa<m. Write ua tor raab offer an all blnda of aoultrr ear*. ala. Peanon-Page Co., Portland 1 Machmery _ 1- ’__________ Sa««wi<i Hand Marhln. boiler*. Mwmllla. irta. Ih« J. |T. Martin Co.. K| lai BU PorUoad. bervi fot Hluck L ist and prteea. DAISY FLY KILLER Ilea. Naal.ddaa.er> a « •••» atei. «.«a * • a k* a». d»*«p. Laalt all aiaaea. Made «I W>atel. «an'lepillMUp ever i eül a»t a »11 of lai uro earthier. Guaranteed rHwtlw. Belt by dealers, • »rat I 1 eaprooe^do» p*»l let 11. ■▲BOLD BQAUAA. INM a IH h ., BtoeUra. ■. B M.&M. SCHOOL of TELEGRAPHY Ul&U ( ham her of < aem.rr* llaiid I a« FOKTI.AM), OMFGON A erhtMil fur Ibe tracking of ’! vir-araphy under the |»er tonal an per ria Um of the jMRQpfWUir. A. K hlyera, eap«-rl telarrapher. Pay and nleht Colona. UllMB (wuraea in raay monthly lallmenla, enabling you to lakr up u writ* paid profeaakm al UlUo < h «L Write fur full particular*. lea 571? Heure, In a. ni to 6 p.m.. •r by appointment Dll. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Frient I Ar Tf»« imeni of all A ruta and f’hronlr tHsMteM l.lramMxi l*r*rtitk»n«r HuIU 4X4-4-7 read« llulhling. Seattle^ J American and Other Opals. Ranted Wedding Cake. There wee |eomething wrong with the cake, the baker *ai<T; It looked all right and it imelled all right, but hi* artistic aena* told him It would not taste all right. “Then fix it up with an extra coat of Icing, and we will keep It for a ren ter,“ aald the proprietor. “Who in the world would rent a cake?” someone Baked. "Wedding parties,” aald he. “They want a big cake in the center of the table for ahow, but a cake of that size good enough for a wedding would coat more than they can afford to pay, ao they order fine cake put In Individual boxea for the gueata, and uae the bride's cake juat aa an ornament. They don’t buy it, they rent it. Soma times a cake la rented a dozen differ ent tlmea. After each wedding it la freahened up with a new coat of icing, and looks aa good aa new for the next occaalon. A good renter fetchea about |3 a wedding.” Terse and Truthful. A traveler who believed himaelf to be sole survivor of a ahipwreck upon a cannibal iale hid for three daya in ter ror of hia life. Driven out by hunger, he dlacovered a thin wiap of amoke rialng from a clump of buahee inland, and crawled carefully to atudy the typo of aavagca about IL Juat aa he reached the clump he heard a voice aay: “Why In - did you play that card?” He dropped on hla kneea and, devoutly raiaing hia hands, cried: "Thank God, they are Christiana I” Nd thoughtful p<»r»un um * llquM blue. It’s a ptn. h uf blu« In a ¡urge bottle of water. Aak fur 1C«*1 Cruaa Ball Blur. the blu« that's all blue. Deadly Insult. It was an Engish ship with an Eng lish crew and an American passenger list. Two stewards were having a heated altercation and pouring forth anathemas upon each others' heads, when as a crowning insult one said to the other: “Aw, you eats just like a passenger.”—San Francisco Argonaut “Too much absorbed in hla busi Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets cure ness," wa» the comment of u news constipation. Constipation is the cause paper on the death of a brewer who waa of many diseases. Cure the cause and found drowned in a tank of hia own you cure the disease. Easy to take. beer. Reminder« of the Long Past. Two human skeletons in perfect con dition were unearthed during road widening operations near Abergele, IS THE BEST SAFEGUARD AGAINST North .Wales recently. They were ALL BODILY DISORDERS. buried in a trench with other remains. Near the spot are the sites of ancient British encampments, and many se vere engagements between the Eng FOR A GOOD DIGESTION IS lish and the Welsh were fought hard by. GOOD DIGESTION THEBESTSAFEGUARD Juat “Between You and I.” She—Why, her and me were the best of friends before him and her met. Of course, this is between you and me.—Ixindon Punch. T o Wome n E E E B E □ B El K * Seeking Health and Strength For those ills peculiar to women Dr. Pierco recommends his “Favorite Prescription” as “THE ONE REMEDY” A medicine prepared by regular graduated physician of unus ual experience in treating woman's diseases—carefully adapted to work in harmony with the most delicate feminine constitution. I Al) medicine dealers have sold it with satisfaction to cus tomers for the past 40 years. It is now obtainable in liquid or augar-coated tablet form at the drug store—or send OOone-cent stamps for a trial box, to Buffalo. Every «reman may write fully and eonfldentlslly to Dr. Tierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., and may ba sure that her case will receive careful, conacientioua, confidential consideration, and that axperienced medical advice will ba given to her absolutely traa. T E ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ H ■ H ■ Rare Work of Art Found. Only Changes Needed. A statue of Venus was found in a cellar at Naples a short time ago. The ground floor of a house collapsed suddenly, revealing an ancient cellar containing a magnificent statue of the goddess. The statue is of Parian mar ble and belongs to the beet period of , Graeco-Roman art. The other day my 6 year-old broth er, who has a fat, chubby hand, waa trying on my kid gloves. He found they were too tight for him, and when I asked if he could wear them he said: “No, but tf some of the too long side was on the wide I could wear them.” —Exchange. BOOKKEEPING SHORTHAND Telegraphy: Commercial, Railroad, Wireless Are included In the course at BUSINESS COLLEGE Write ns for further Information. No trouble to answer questions. Fourth Street Near Morrison -- ----------------------- Develop* Into Expert Calculator In Or der to Dlapooo of Ooodo In Short •paoe of Timo. That Which Cauee* More Lose Than Anything Klee la Chilling—Ver min la Next Important. The butcher, the beker, and tha candlestick maker have to become ex port calculate» In order to dispense their good* to the waiting customers In the minimum amount of time and to bo cure they do not receive the worst of It In multiplying pounds by pennies. Thon, too, ail aorta of perplexing lit tle problem* In weighing and packing have to be disposed of. For example, the case of the grocer who had a big bag containing 20 pound* of granulated auger, which he wished to put up Into packages of two pounds each. Th* perplexing feature of the Incident was that be had only two weights, five and nine pounds, respectively. There ho was with bls 20 pounds of sugar, bis The greatest enemy of the chick, and that which cauaee more ioee than any other on* cause, is chilling; the second enemy In Importance because of amount of lose la lice; both lice and chilling or* the Indirect cause of bowel troubles, because both sap the vitality and life of the chick, making It Impossible for the little fellow to resist the organlame of disease whclh are always ready to attack IL Dusting the setting hen helps, but some lice are quite sure to escape, and can later be found on the bead of the chick. Rub a little dab of lard on top of the chuck's bead, getting It Into the down thoroughly, and you will get these; repeat the dose in a week, and if the hen is f-’rnlshed a good dusting place, the lice are not likely to give any more trouble; but whenever you see a chick that seems unhappy, eyes closed, droopy, look for lice. The brood coops should be thor oughly sprayed before using with aome coal-tar preparation, sheep dip, white wash, or a mixture of four parts coal oil and one part crude carbolic acid. It pays to be ahead, and that explains why so few of us are making anything on our poultry; we neglect these little things; because of neglect disease gets the start of ua, we become discouraged because of the losses, and give up and blame our luck, when all the bad luck might have been prevented by a little careful preparation. Give the check* a clean place, all the heat they can stand, keep them free from vermin, and yon can safely count them before they are raised. By Their Speech Ye Shall Know. St. Helens Hall Hird Lights luimp. GREATEST ENEMY OF CHICKS The Tander Skin of Children la very aensltlv* to heal. Uae Tyrce'a Antiseptic Powder for all lumrorr akin affectioua. It quickly utforda the lit tle aufferer relief. 25c. at drugglata or sample aent free by J. 8. Tyree, Chemlat, Washington, 6. C.—Adv. It la generally conceded that the opale found in any part of America are leaa hard than thoae found In other localitiea, but they are no less bril liant, and some of them withatand at- Motbara wtn tin 4 Mr». Winaiowa Boothia* moapberlc effect and the wear of time •yrup ib« b»ai rfliiimlr to um for ih«ir cbLWrea luring lb* uethiug period. quite aa well. Others again fade and become tranalucent and opaque in course of time, or according to the de Many Years’ Ix>s* of Memory. gree of exposure. A Nevada case is reported where a i1 1 1 ..................■—111 ■' man wandered away from hie wife and three children. For ten years he was not heard from. Passing through the state again something seemed to snap f*OMTt.A Wt>, Oil BOOM In his head and he knew himself Resident end Day School for Girls again. He had gone to Texas, mar Tn eharp« of Mieterà of MlJoh« lUpthrt < Kptnrofml) ried and had another little family. Owll*gl*t* AcaAeml« gad Bl omen I ary Dapartmaata, Maalt Art. t> ■»*»•• t is Art. DateaaUa SUaMkb Hia wife had died only the week be bynaaaaluM F<>r < a<l lr«*a fore his knowledge of his real self re TUB RIST I K Nt 1*1-K Kilt. Office W St. Ilrlrna Hall tuned. He attributed his loss of mem ory to overwork while 'figuring on complicated contracts. In Green» ford, England, a street lamp waa found lighted every morn ing. and the lamp lighter could not ac count for it, ao he act a watch who soon found the culprit. A tomtit had built ita neat in the corner of the lamp, and had a habit of bopping on the ring attached to the incandcacent bypaaa, which cauaed the light to be turned on. NOVEL FEAT OF GROCERYMAN Portland, Oregon Neat Trick of Oroceryman. •coles, bls scoop, and thoae two weights, and without lose oj time he had to fill hia ten two pound bags Could you tell him bow to accomplish the feat In the fewest possible num ber of operations? The grocery man performed the feat a* follows In ten operations, which Is the shortest method possible: H* placed the nine-pound weight on one side of the scales and the five-pound on the other. Then be was enabled to weigh the difference between them, four pounds In sugar, which left 16 pounds tn the large bag. Then h* placed the nine pounds and five pounds together on one sldo of the scales and the 16 pounds of sugar on the other aide. Out of the bag he was then able to weigh two pounds, leaving twe pounds In the four pound bag. In eight more operations he put the 16 pounds of sugar into two pound bags by using two pounds of sugar as a two pound weight. PALMISTRY IN THE FAR EAST TELL A MAN’S NATIONALITY By tha Way an Egg I* Eaten Ons May Discover Country From Which Consumer Comes From. Sherlock Holmes might hake figured this out, but be did not. The average Englishman will al ways demand bls egg boiled just three minutes, then he places it in an egg cup just large enough to comfortably have the egg fit tn, laps the top of the shell and removea the broken shell with his fingers. The egg la eaten a Spoonful at a time A Frenchman, much like the Eng lishman, likes bls eggs of three min utes, exactly. He then “peels" them, places them In a glass, stirs and mixes well together with salt, pepper and butter. He makes a practice of dip ping bread into the mixture and eating it along with the eggs. A Spaniard wouldn't think of letting hie eggs boll more than one minute. He then breaks it and leta the contents run Into the glass, and consumea it as though he were draughting down a glass of wine. An egg is only fit in an Italian's es timation when it has been placed in cold water and removed just as the water begins to boll. He then breaks it. pours it on a plate and proceeds to sop it up with bread. The German, like the Italian, de mands bls eggs as near the liquid state as possible. He breaks bls eggs in an unsightly cup and scoupc the liquid out aa though It were soup. The American is about the only one that prefers his eggs boiled bard. When they are served up to him, he knifes them In half, removes the con tents Into a glass, after which be adds a plentiful supply of pepper, butterand sail He then minces the eggs fine, mixing them well with the spices, and eats them with his toast. SHEEP AND DOG IN HARNESS Somewhat Difficult Task Undertaken and Successfully Carried Out by Thumb Is Called “the Great Finger" Wisconsin Boy. In Japan and China—Servants Use Finger Points. Teaching a sheep and dog to do teamwork in drawing a cart was the The Chinese and Japaneee call the somewhat difficult task undertaken thumb "the great finger," and connect and successfully carried out by the it with one's ancestors Our index fin boy shown in the cart He likewise ger Is with them the "head or man planned and made the harness, says pointing finger,” and has to do with the Popular Mechanics. The queer the father. team was not trained for show but The middle or longest finger belongs to the mother, while the next, or nameless finger. Is the property ol sweethearts and wives (the westerns have chosen this finger, too, for th* wearing of the wedding ring). Th* little finger concerns our descendants and posterity. The ball of the thumb, the celebrat ed "mount of Venus,” according tc palmists the world over, retains its qualities appertaining to sensuous sensual, and mundane matters with Boy Drives Sheep and Dog Together, the Japanese hand readers, too. Both Japanese and Chinese servants for use. and when the boy owner, in signing and sealing agreements Loula Held, of Lyons, Wls., was asked with their masters, frequently moisten to lend himself and team as one of their finger points with Ink and press the attractions at a county fair he it on the paper. As a means of Iden refused on the grounds that it would tlty or personal sign manual, thes* worry the sheep and disturb the even finger prints appear to have been long temper of the dog. known in the east. It is, therefore, nc surprise to find that Japaneee palm RIDDLES. ista, In addition to examining th* "line*" of the open paltu, extend their Why ought a greedy man to wear a inquiries to the pore patterns on the plaid waistcoat? tips of the fingers and thumbs. To keep a check upon his stom ach. a a a HINT FOR THE CAMPERS-OUT When does a son not take after his Good Circulation of Air Is Assure* father? In Tent by Placing Sort Stick When his father leaves him nothing Between Flap*. to take. a a a When wishing to get up a circula Why do knapsacks resemble hand tlon of air, try thia simple plan: After cuffs? closing the flape put a stick 15 or 18 Because both are made for tourists Inches long horizontally, as seen tn (two wrists). the picture, between the flaps. Thl* a a a What animal would you like to be on a cold day? A little 'otter. a a a Why are strawberries like the let ter “n?" Because they make Ice nice. a a a When is a wall like a fish? When It 1* scaled. a a a We travel much, yet prls'ners are. And close confined to boot. We with the swiftest horse keep pace. Yet always go on foot? will spread them apart and give an A pair of spura. opening, and good ventilation la as a a a- cured. They may be made large or What is that which you cannot hold email, and aa many aa desired. ten minutes, although It is as light as a feather? Needed a Respite. Your breath. Old Gent—Well, sonny, did you take • as your dog to the "vet” next door to What man do we most admire? your house, as I suggested? Wo-man. Boy—Yes, sir. a a a Old Oent—And what did he aay? When has a man brown hands? Boy—'E said Towser waa suffering When he's tann'd ’em (tandem) from nerve*, so sis had better give up driving. playing the planner.—Tit-Bit*. Practical Application. Small Boy—Say, mother, what la a desert? Mother—It la a place where nothing grows. Next day In school the small boy was asked what was a desert "Papa's head!” came the immediate reply.—Tit-Bit*. "Watch Out” Indigestion Dyspepsia Constipation Biliousness will surely “get you” if you are careless and neglect the Stomach, Liver and Bowels. Be on guard, and at the first sign of trouble always take HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS It tones, strengthens, invigorates the entire system. Tn it bow . To Test Air in Room. A simple way to tell whether yoor room is properly ventilated Is to place a wide necked bottle of water, into which you have put half an oune* of lime water, in the room, letting H remain uncovered over night. If in the morning the lime water ia milk the ventilation is bad. If th* lima water becomes milk on your covering the bottle mouth with your hand and shaking the vessel, the ventilation io not sufficiently good. If the lim* water remains clear the air of that room is pure. AROUND THE HONEY MAKERS RAISES the DOUGH All Falling or Blow Queens Should Better than other powder*— producing light, dainty, Is aome cakes and paatriea— Changed Promptly and Breed Only From Very Be*L Comb honey that is to be sent to • distant market should be shipped before cold weather, since the combs become extremely fragile when cold. Change all falling or slow queens promptly, and breed from the best you can secure, thus raising the standard of your stock step by step and improving the average year by year. The young bees, hatched from Au gust 1 on, constitute the colony to be wintered, and for this reason it is wls* to see that much brood is ready, even if you have to resort to stimu lative feeding. As a rule bees cast a prime swarm as soon as the first queen cell is sealed, unless prevented by bad weather; therefore, the first young queen may be expected to emerge on the eighth day from the first swarm. When the hives are well distribut ed in a certain space, their inmates can be more easily handled. It seems to Improve their disposition, especial ly if there are some trees, shrubs, or the like about it Robbing is not so prevalent, either, and the absence of that always helps to make the bees better natured. CRESCENT BAKING POWDER ■a high grade and moderate in price — 25c lb. tin at grocer«. Craocao* Mf, Co.. Seattle Securing Household Efficiency. A practical knowledge of the work to be done, an ability to convey that knowledge to servants, to observe without appearing to observe, to cor rect without nagging, and to show friendliness without familiarity — all these will enable us to give to a maid a sense of personal freedom and re sponsibility and a practical knowledge of the detail of her work which will tend to dissipate the hostility engen dered by years of misunderstanding.— Century Magazine. Effort Worse Than Wasted. “What makes me really mad,” said the woman, “is to spend minutes, maybe hours, trying to get hold of a white hair that shows up on my head HANDY IN SORTING POTATOES like a dazzling light, yet which is tan- talizingly elusive when I try to catch Smaller Tubers Fall Through Holea In it, and then when I do finally separate it from the brown hair and give it a Revolving Screen—Work Don* vigorous pull, to find that I have With Rapid!»/. snatched out a good brown hair and A New York man has designed • left the white one still shining I” machine for sorting potatoes, and May Get the Sack. her* It is. A frame, with one end “The count related to us ho* hie higher than the other, has a hopper on one and angular rollers rotably ancestors had once sacked a palace in “Ahl And I under supported in it A belt that passes Normandy.” over these rollers is formed of strips stand the count himself expects to bag of wire so interwoven aa to make a an American heiress.” rather large mesh. Across the frame and just beneath the hopper is a chute. To sort th* tubers they are poured Into the hopper and spread “DIDN'T HURT A BIT ia what they all aay of oar Painleea Methode of Extracting Teeth. Potato Sorter. over the revolving belt. All the smaller potatoes pass through the openings in the belt, roll down the In cline to the chute and are ejected at the side of the frame. The larger veg etables remain in the belt and are car ried to another receptacle. Thia meth od Is not only more rapid than sorting by hand, but It makes sure that there are no mixed sizes in the different lota. Wise Dental Co. orrrct HOURS: 8 A. M. ta 8 P. M. Sandavs « ta » Phone«: A 2029: Maia 2029. Blds.. Third and Woahinston. Partlaa* Disinfecting Whitewash. An excellent disinfecting whitewash may be made as follows: Slake 25 pounds fresh lime In sufficient water to make a paste, sprinkle in 15 pounds of flowers of sulphur, add 30 gallons of water,. and boll for an hour Then add enough water to make 50 gallon* and apply with a spray pump, using a bordeaux noixle. Forage for Ducks. Do you know that a patch of ground sown to turntpa now will in a few Her Soft Answer. weeks provide forage for th* ducks? ’’Mary.” said a mother to the quick They ar* so fond of thia that they tempered little girl, "you must not get often eat young turnip* right out of mad and say naughty thinga. You th* ground. should always give a soft answer." When her little brother provoked her Keep on Hoeing. an hour afterward, Mary clinched her Keep th* J jo * going In th* » new little flat and said, "Mush!"—Watch strawberry bed. aroui < and also around all word. small fruit r. n . u. No. 34, 13