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Roots, Barks, Herbs SHVED BÏ BOTTLES Are skilfully ruiibinsd with other valuable Ingredients in Hood's fiaraapa- rille, rushing it, in our opinion, the strungesi and aafeat, the moat sueesss- ful, and the i ><>■( widely useful medicine for the Blood, Htomach, Liver and Kidneys. It oontaina not only Hareaparilia, but also those great Altera tives, Ntillingia and Blue Flag; thoae great Anti Bilious and Liver remedies, Mandrake and bandelion; those great Kidney remedies, Uva Ursi, Jumper Berries and Plpeiuewa; those great Stomach Tonica, Gentian Root and Wild Cherry Bark; end other valuable curative agents. Hood’s Sarsaparilla la of wonderful benefit in rases of Rheumatism, Sciatica, Catarrh, Stomach Troubles, Kidney and Liver Affections, Scrofula, Ecsstna, Skin Diseasea, Blood Poisons, Boils, Ulcers, all Eruptions, General Debility, Loes of Appe tite, That Tired Feeling, and other Ills arising from impure blood. - - ,'s a1 Machinery | you will find our new Implement catalog a good thing to own. It will post you on prac 1 tical money making saving fa I'm machinery j Full of GOOD thinga from cover to cover. We send it free. Just mention this paper. boiler«. sawmill«, etc Th» J. E. Martin Co., B3 let Portland. Hand fur Block I-tat and prU aa. i BANDMEN: îiXlîïï MITCHELL. LEWIS and STAVER COMPAMV HOLTON und III I.SI HER ban-l Inalrurrwnte. Th* meat <*«T,plete steck *t Muairal Mr,« hand a. In Iba N”rthwssL Write for «'«inloxura. MKIHMtl.lNti-I.U'AH MUSIC CO. IM R—0.4 Hlr*«( I'.rtlauS. Omen» ' Saiu oy Cynicus. Hinicua—"What la the age of dla oration F' Cyalous—"There isn't any I know a man over seventy who mar rled tits fourth wife the other day.* [ — Philadelphia Record GETTING DOWN TO BRASS TACKS Success tiicnc days means work and Iota of it. You can't work at top speed unices your stomach is right on the job. if it isn’t, try POWELL’S Stomach Remedy and get back into the stride at once. Timo is money and you can't afford to loee any. Get the remedy at any drug store or send to Powell Remedy Co. Spokane, Wash. SI a Bottle. Six Bottle« for S3. Hot Water a Curative Agent. The action of hot wuter on the body la the simplest and moat effective cure Uve ageut wo have Pain due to neuritla, sciatica, rheumatism or in jury are relieved and the first stag«« of a cold are co greatly relieved that the cold will not progreaa further Such a bath is in no way similar to the Turkish bath. A cold bath need not bo taken after a hot bath and peo ple living In the temperate zone will be greatly benefited by a really hot bath every other <*«» Truthful Mariner Tells Why Hi Hat Respect for Them. Not Only Kept Him and His «hipmat' From Davy Jones’ Locker, but Proved the Foundation of Both Their Fortunes. 'T have had a great respect for bo I ties, empty bottles, since they aavcC my life and the life of an old ship mate of inino," mused Captain Bar node, eyeing the bottle which be hue just drained "It was bottles, a ciasi knife, and Jimmy O'Brien's wooden le, that saved us from Davy Jones' lock er. This happened when I was sec ond mate of th» schooner White Wings, bound from Boston to Hndyey Australia, with a load of empty bot ties. "We had a good passage round the Horn and good weather till we were off the coast of New Zealand There the tall of a typhoon struck ua and for five days we ran before it under bare poles On the morning of the sixth day the schooner suddenly broached to. and turned turtle like a flash The first thing I knew I was struggling in the ocean. "I saw Jimmy a few feet away a dingin’ to his wooden leg. which floated him nicely. Just then a bunch of bottles camo to the surface. The) were empty and floated all around When the schooner went down her • Idee had opened and these cases of bottles came to the surface Hud denly 1 got an Idea. I caught a num ber of them and swlmmln' over to Jimmy 1 told him to whittle corks from his wooden leg. "After we had got about a dozen bottles corked they helped to bold us up. Pretty soon we had 250 bottles tightly stoppered and ready for use There was long stringers of kelp floating all around, and we used this kelp to bind the bottles together Into » big raft. When the sun dried the kelp It made a firm, substantial glass •hip. By collectin' more bottlea we built a little houae on the raft, and alao made a mast by lashln* bottles together. Wo also managed to make a sail of kelp and with a bottle rodder we headed for New Zealand. 200 miles away. Luckily ft began to rain and we caught enough water to supply our wants, and by holding the bottles tin ier water we caught little fish which would swim In to Investigate. “After ten days we sighted land and that night we landed In Albert Town. This Is a big native settlement It lust happened that they were crazy for bottles, so we traded all the bot tles for about two quarts of fine pearls They were satisfied, and so were we. for we were picked up by a trading schooner a week later and taken to Rydney, where we sold the pearls for enough to buy a ship of our 5wn. and I was captain and Jimmy was supercargo “That was how a bottle, or I should •ay bottlea, got mo my first ship."— Chicago News. Distinction. Cora was fond of all Inclusive pray Don’t bur water for t.lulne. IJquld blua la al- ers. and one nlgbt she offered the fol most all wnter Bur Ited Levon Ball blue. U m lowing discriminating pet IJ ion: "Lord, Mua that's all blue. please bless mother and father and Absent all of ua. and give us everything good; Come along to tbe "movie«." Fol and please bless our friends, and give them ehat la good for them!'*—Har low the crowd. We sob when it soba, end, In-turn, laugh aloud. Our hearts pers Magazine. freely leap to the maid on tbe cur tain, whose job 1a to weep when her feeiln'a are hurlin'. We pity the chap who has landed In prison—would glad- ly exchange all our pleasures for hla'n. But where la the fellow with pity to Parrot at Family Prayers. feel for the soul In the coop who is One morning our family prayers turning the reel?—Judge. were Interrupted in a comical way. A Captain Droid and his wife were TO CI'RK A COLD IN ON F DAY Hav T»k. LAXATIVK BROMO Qulnino Tablet«. staying with us for a few days Drugxbts r-furul money it It falla u> cure. E. W. ing no child, their affections centered GKU V E'3 slanatura la un nach box. -to. in a gray parrot on whose education most of their time was spent For By Lydia E. Pinkham’« Veg Discretion snd Valor. fear of accidents ho was not allowed They were discussing st the club etable Compound —Their in the breakfast room till after pray the difference between discretion and ers. One morning, however, by some Own Stories Here Told. valor, and it was exemplified by one mischance, he was there, but behaved who said It would be valor to have with becoming decorum until prayers Beatrice, Neb. —"Juul after my mar eaten a Christmas dinner at a fash were nearly over. My father had got riage my left side began to pain me and ionable restaurant, and departed with the pain got so severe at times that I out tipping the waiter. And discretion? Into the middle of the Lord's Prayer, suffered terribly with it. 1 visited three "Well." he proceeded, "to go to a when. In a loud voice. Poll cried out: “As many as are of the contrary doctors and each one wanted to operate different restaurant for New Tear*« opinion will say 'aye.' contrary, ’no.' on me but I would not consent to an op dinner would b- hi .-ration " The 'ayes' have It." eration. 1 heard of the good Lydia E. As I need hardly say, prayers were Fltra CURED IN • TO 1« DATS Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound was dnirri.t will rrfun.1 nvmsy If r AZO OINT- finished under difficulties.—From doing for others and I used several bot Toor MHNT fails to cure any rase of Itchinc. Blind. tles of it with the result that I haven't Blooding or Protruding l'Uaa in 6 to 14 days. 60c. "Seventy Tears of Irish Life," by W R. 1^ Fanu. been bothered with my aide since then. Called Music Nerve Polson. I am in good health and 1 have two little Frederick Nietzsche agreed with girls.”— M re. R.B. C hild , Beutricc.Neb. Before the Horse Looked. those who found no Inspiration in The Rev. Dr. Marshall, who was a The Other C’nsr. music. Indeed, ho regarded music as Cary, Maine. — " I feel it a duty I owe a nerve poison, snd declared that some very large man, had b«»en attending n to all suffering women to tell what Lydia music—particularly that of Wagner meeting In Dublin, and took a covered car to go to Drumcondra. where he E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound di I and Tschaikowsy— deranged the forme. One year ago 1 found myself a minds of many who heard it Tach was staying. Refore he got into the car ho asked the driver to tell him terrible sufferer. 1 bail pains in botl xlkowsky killed bltnsalf after complet what the fare was. side« and such a soreness I could scarce! ing his famous "Sixth Symphony,” "I’ll lave that to you, your rever straighten up nt times. My back ached which, as several other have died by ence." I had no appetite snd wn.s so nervous their own hands after playing It, has "But how much is it?" could not sleep, then I would be so tin come to bo known as tbe "suicide "Whatever your raverence planes' mornings that I could scarcely g Symphony." "That won’t do. I shall not get around. It seemed almost impoesib! Into the car until you tell me the Answered. to move or do a bit of work and Girl's Father—Before consenting to fare.” thought I never would be any bett. ’Get In at once, your raverence. for until I submitted to an operation, bi your maulage with my daughter, I my husband thought I had better writ should like to know what you are If the horse turns and gets a sight to you and I did ao, stating my sym; worth. Young Man—Well. I get >10 of you. the dlvll a step he’ll go at all." toms. I commenced taking Lydia E • week, but I am worth $50.—Llppia- —From "Seventy Years of Irish Life," Pinkham's Vegetable Compound an I oott's Magaxlne. by W. R Le Fanu. soon felt like a new woman. I had n- Time to Call a Halt. pains, slept well, had good appetite and To an Early Day 8uffrsgette. "When our sense of humor becomes could do almost all my own work for a After discoursing at great length on family of four. I shall always feel that so acute that It sees through our ows I owe my good health to your Vegetable illusions as well as other people's,* the emancipation of women, a young Compound."-Mrs. H ayward S owkrs , says the Philosopher of Folly, "it is woman asked a statesman: "Suppoalng women were admitted time to put blinders on it." Cary, Maine. to govern the affairs of the common wealth, what post would you assign to met’ “The management of an institution for the deaf and dumb.” The North Pacific College was estab “Why that?" lished in 1898. It has departments of "Because either those unfortunate' Dentistry and Pharmacy. No school in would learn to talk, or you would America has better facilities for the train ing of young men and women for success learn to keep quiet."—From "Wit and ful professional careers. The annual ses Humor of American Statesmen.’’ sion begins October First An illustrato«! catalog of information will bo forwarded Whers Thsy Go. upon application to Yeast—I don't know how in the world all these pawnbrokers live. Crimsonbeak—Why. my dear sir, Switzerland alone exports about 10,- East Sixth sad Orefoo Sts. Psrtlaad, Orai 000,000 watches a year iwu WOMEN SAVED FROM OPERATIONS North Pacific College of Dentistry and Pharmacy Pacific College LOW MORTALITY IN BATTLE Enormous Expenditure of Shot end •hall Without Result—No Tims to Toko Alm. The mortality during a battle is sur prisingly low; in fact, according to the mortality provurb, it takes a ton of shot to kill a man. At the Beige of Gibraltar 259,387 heavy shot and shell were thrown in to the garrison during the ten months attack, but only 1341 prisons were killed and wounded, most of the In juries being very slight. At Salatnan ca only one shot of every 437 look ef fect, and at Waterloo the fire of one side of a British square emptied no more than three or four saddles in a squadron of French cavalry. It has been estimated that in the Crimean war the iiritleh troops fired 15,000,900 shots and killed 21,000 Rus sians, or one death to every 700 shots. The French fired 29,000,000 shots and killed 51.000 Russians, or one death to every 599 shots; while the Russians fired 45,000,000 shots and killed 48,00( of the allies, or one death to every 910 shots. When the Germans besieged Mo zleres In 1370, 193,000 projectiles were thrown into the town, but only 30C persons were killed, or one for every G42 shot and shell. At Trouvillo two person« were killed by 30.000 shells, or one person tor every 15,000, and at ixrrgny 39,000 shells were fired and did not kill a single person. In battle there is not much time to alm, and military authorities now re gard rapidity of fire as being more essential than rang» and precision. At tbe Alma, where Russians, French and British were engaged, the French lost 40, the Russians 47, and the English 75 pec 1,090 soldiers. Tbe Russian loss at Inkerman was very heavy, being 110 per 1000, while the English lost 37 and the French only 5 per 1,000 combatants. The British loss at Waterloo was 48 per 1,009. In fact, wherever Britons fight, they kill, or are themselves killed, in large num bers. Ancient Spanish Lighthouse. At La Coruna, in northern Spain, may be seen a fire tower, which is, with the exception of the ruins of the Roman lighthouse at Dover, the old est of all existing structures of the kind. The exact date of the erection of this tower is unknown. According to an ancient tradition it is accredited to Hercules, whence its name Torre Jo Hercules. Others say that Phoeni cians, who had established several colonies in Spain, had erected this light tower for their northland crolBes. However, judging from the Inscrip tion, it is more probable that the Roman Emperor Trajan erected this structure. -The inscription also men tions tbe name of Servius Supus of Lusitania as the architect The tow er is built of ashlars and Is 27 feet square and 120 feet in height It has •lx separate stories which can only be reached by a circular staircase around the exterior of the tower. The lighthouse was restored in 1684 but at the end of the eighteenth century was again in ruins. In 1707 it was rebuilt by the Spanish government—From the Argonaut COLT DISTEMPER SPOHN MEDICAL Ct C'K.mi.t. «nd Bacteriolowui«. GOSHEN. IND, U. S. A GOOD USE FOR LEFTOVERS regular and year dlgeetloa good For these uso either cold chicken and ham, or veal and ham, or even cold beef or a mixture of cold meata Ono pound of good short crust pastry two cupfuls of cold meat, one cupful of sauce, one tableepoonful of finely chopped parsley, salt and pepper, and one egg Roll out the pantry to about a quarter of an Inch in thickness, then stamp it into rounds slightly larger [ than the gem pans, allowing two l round« to each gem pan. Cut the meat , into amall dice; if chicken and ham. or veal and bam sre being uaed, add white sauce; if dark meat, use brown sauce, stir the meat into the sauce, add the paraley, salt and pepper to lasts. Grease tbe gem pans, line each with pastry, put on the lid, not forget ting to first wet the edges. Make a hole tn the top of each, brush tbe top of tbe patty with beaten egg and bake them in a bot oven for 25 minutes. Put them on a sieve until cold. k Ceres While Yoe Walk. Allen’s Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot, ■weatlng, callus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold »y all l>ruggi>ta. Price .5c. Don’t accept any •ubst ’ute. Trial package FREE. A l Iresa Vilen s Olmsted, LeRov.N. Y. _ Even. Gunman—“Ha! - ha! I fooled ye all right This here gun ain't load ed." "Don’t mention it, old top. That roll I gave you Is stage money.”— Ufe. ________________ Mothers wCl find Mrs. Winslow's SootOlag tyrup t* a best remedy to use «oc their nhlMaen ’vripg ,Se teething <<eriod. “Esquire” Not Understood. A letter addressed to John Brown, Esquire, rested comfortably In a Uttls town of Germany in the "E" com partment of the post department waiting to be called for by Mr. Esquire. One of the guide books warns against the use of this form of Historic Clock. address explaining how it may be At Bazellles, a little hamlet near Se mistaken for a name. dan, there Is a clock which ticked its last tick and ended Its usefulness FOR ALL more than forty-three years ago and IYE PAINS still It is, according to the Deutsche Packing Food In Ferna L’hrmacher Zeltung, the most notable In Germany tbe use of ferns Is com object in the place. As the right ing Into more* and more favor for wing of the French army, with a force packing food which Is transported of 12,000 men, Bazeilles saw heavy either short or long distances. The lighting on the memorable September practice became common in England day, and fell after six hours, when ev before it gained equal vogue In Ger ery house except the one to which many. and the results are said to be the big clock was fixed had been de excellent, especially in shipping fresh stroyed. Two rifle balls struck the frulL butter, fish and other food prod- face of the clock between the figures acts whl.h require unusual care. VIII and IX and brought the works to a standstill at 12:30, the time when the fighting was the hardest, and the old clock, with hands and works st rest, points to the hour In which the fate of a nation was decided. Pettits Eve Salve Airship Shed on Heligoland. English newspapers announce that in airship shed is to be built on Heligoland, and that Its construction sill be begun in the spring. The shed will be of the revolving type, so that t can be used whatever the direction jf the wind. It la to be built in a deep depres- ilon called the Sapskuhle, and when leeded for the exit or entrance of an ilrshlp it will be raised to the level of :he surrounding surface. At other lmee it will rest on the bottom of the lepresslon, the roof bridging the ildes of the gap so that the situation )f the shed will be scarcely percepti- kle. This is a precaution against the trapping of bombs by aeroplanes sent >ut from hostile warships. Dr. Johnson’s Idea of Gallantry. The suspension of the sittings of .he general assembly at Edinburgh :hat tbe members might have au op portunity of seeing Mrs. Siddons was loubtless one of the greatest com pl i- nents ever paid to that actress. But • no less charming compliment was paid by Dr. Johnson. Mrs. Hiddons risked Johnson in the fall of 1783, and in acoount of the interview was trans- nltted to Boswell by Kemble. "When," Kemble writes, "Mrs. Sid- Ions came into the room there hap pened to be no chair ready for her, which he, observing, said with a smile. 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