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TRAMP MET HIS MATCH POULTRY AND GAME 4 C m s»l you fancy prlwa for Wiki Dusk, and othor aanw in aoaaon. WrUe fur raah offer on all kitols of poultry. pork. Ma. DON’T Peanon-Page Co., Portland _______________________________________________ HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters Machinery - Rercrw1lfan<1 Ma«hln- T oday. hollers, aawmllla. ate. 1 ha J, K Martin <X. M IM KU Purtiand. Hand fur • lock Liat and price*. W* want dieened Turkeys. Durita and G««a« for Than keg it Ing tiwia writ» fut OUf I ed buuhiel us dreealtig ami marketing to get highest price« Write today. Wa alat' want Veal. Purk ami all kinds of Id ve Poultry. BREAKING THE NEWS GENTLY George Tells Hlj Father In Clsv.r, but Roundabout Way, Why He Should Hava a Bicycle. F. il. N4TIMAI.7. a <x>. Paid-up Capital lit.MM. 141*141 F rant Hire«« Portland. Oregon SAVE MIDDLEMAN’S PROFIT of 1100 or more by buying your Piano or Player Piano direct from factory »tore. BUSH * LANE PIANO COMPANY 355 Washington St., Portland, Or. Wh.n I« PORTI. AN l> «te» «I NEW SCOTT HOTEL Inrge. light roamt at<*am heat, big k»l>by. glean and orderly clnea to I u" »«.tn Leet place fur family In city. KO'lMN to« I P. Seventh end Ankeny Street» Convenient fren All D< pula by Streetcar. J Economical Lighting Co. GasoKnr Hollow Wire lighting System» Mantlet and Gleaawnre Mantire for Canrheeter. Aladdin, all the differ ent makre of krnertw Mantle Ijunpa. Junior Rag Mantloa fltkr per duaett Write ua. At»»" W«rt«l $97 WAlissu Art. farthad “Papa." said Georgio* ’It worries me awful to think how much trouble 1 give mamma” "She hasn’t complained.” "No, ah«'» very patient But »he oft.-n ««nd» me to the »hop« for thing«, and they are a good way« off. and I know «he gets cross waiting when she’s In »uch a dreadful hurry." “Not often, I fancy." “Oh, she's nearly always in a hurry. She gets everything all ready for bak ing. and finds at the last minute she hasn't any yeast, or she gets a pud ding all mixed and finds she hasn't any nutmeg or something; and then she's In an awful etew, 'cause the oven 1» all ready, and maybe visitors are coming, and I can't run a very long distance, you know; and I feel awful sorry for poor mamma " "Humph! Well, what can you do about It?" "1 was thinking you might get me a bicycle.”—Pearson's Weekly. Denial. "I recognize you now," said the Irate victim "You are one of them men with schemes to get something for nothing.” "It Is false," answered the precar ious promoter. "1 would never take a man’s money and give him nothing in return Have I not allowed you to come and sit In the most elegantly furnished offices you ever saw?" Crafty Papa. SALESMEN WANTED To »ell Trees for the oldest nursery on the Coast. Pio neer» of 1M9. Since 1H63 at the present location Three generation» of growing tree». 420 acre» Commission paid weekly. THE WOODBURN NURSERIES f. W. SETTLEMUS. fraptelar WOODBURN. OREGON "Son, why don't you play circus? It's great fun. First you make a saw dust ring." "Where'll I get any sawdust, dad?" "Here’s the saw Just saw some of that cord wood into itova lengths. You can have all the »awdust you make." Impoeelble to Get Thin. A fat Frenchwoman despairingly says: "I am so fat that I pray for a disappointment to make me thin, but no sooner does the disappointment come than the Joy at the prospect of getting thin makes me fatter than ever."—Tit-Bits The Real Favorite. Make Money Shimmerpate—I heard a dramatist say the other day that the success of the present is the play with a punch. Specknoodle—From what I have seen of tho musical show comedians there Is still something of a demand for the play with a swat. Try once m«m If ynt» have l-een d««r*rt?|na with thia nnn and that one and have not obtained n«r- I tn nut tn t. I l»t I . 1 t h ia great n> r urr healer diatf- »• ur rare and pruarrlhe sonm raniady wh<we art Ion Is quirk, mire and snfr Illa pmxri pt Ions are on tarandad fn m Knot« Hcrna, Rods bm llarh» th'11 hnv «< tuM'H gainarea frOMI every quar ter of the glotw* The ««*>-. ma of these med Irin «• are mil known tn the oiifsldn world, but have t«e«*n hande.l down from father to son In th« physician»* familie« in ('Liua CONSULTATION FREE. If voh live out ,.f town an.I cannot rail, write for sytiiptom blank and circular, enclosing 4 oents In ataii. 1« TEE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162 j First St., Cor. Morrison " ................... " ■ ■■■ f Eaay Check to Forge. Judge Lumley Smith remarked at tho Old Bailey that .checks for £k edd were most frequently altered by forgers engaged In what was now an extensive business. Only a "y” was needed to change tho eight into eighty. In the case before him a check for £8 14« bad been made into one for £80 14s. Lameness Sloan's Liniment is a quick and reliable remedy for lame ness in hordes and other farm animals. MR!o*u*i Llnlm«nt larpasM« any thing ou earth tur iameueea in hor»e* ai.<l other in>r«« ailment«. I would but »loop without It in my »table.**-» M anti ? D oyi . k , 4U Wool lvth bl., N«w York City. Good for Sw«!La« and Abocooa. M b . >1. M. GiBNM.of I«awronce, Kan., R. F. D., No. 3, write»:—•• 1 bad a mare with an ab«c*MM on bor nock aixl on» 60c. bottle of Hloan*» Liniment entirely cured her. 1 hoop It all the tnuo for gal 1» aud »tnali awoliings and for every- Lhlng about the »tock.n SLOAN'S LINIMENT is a quick and safe remedy for hog cholera. G ovotmt of Goorate mm Slsaa’s Liaiawat for Ho< Cbolora. " I hoanl G ot . Brown (wbo to quite a farmer) »ay that be bad never loot a h.< from cholera and that bl» remedy al way» was a lableepoonTul of Sloan’» IJnlment In a gallon of »lope, deerea»- lng the done a» the animal Improved. I.a»t month Gov. Brown and nive.lt were at the Agricultural College building and In the dl»eu»,lonof the ravage» of the dlseaee, Gov, Brown gave the remedy naine-t aa unfailing.” ••(•»»rsvrR." SavAKxair D aily Ntvi. At All IVv-aflera. 25c..5Or. * Bl.OO. •loan’» Book on Bor—-a. Cattle, Uog, and Bonltry aent tree. Cake Twenty-Five Years Old. Improved Safety Razor. The principle of the double-bladed plane has been applied to safety rar tors, so that the operator shavea with two blades at the same time. Symbolism. 1627-29-31 Third Avenue SKATTLE Ike Chtaese doctor, 11 A veteran baker of Qutacy, Mass, had a unique experience shortly be fore retiring from business a short time ago. A wedding cake 25 years old was brought to him by a local man to be refreshed for his silver wedding anniversary. He had baked the cake himself for the wedding, 25 years be fore. RAMAKER BROS. CO. C. GEE WO ■ ■ ■ AddrsM »>. Earl 8. Sloan. Boston. and at th« same time gat yuur own Piano at factory east. Wa are the only wholreale Piano houae west of the MiaalMippl. and aell by mail in placa <>f ua- Ing expensive traveler«. Write at oner for full detalla. You save big money on your own purchaac ami can make splen did profit «riling to your friends. No rx|»rr»rnca nec- aaaary. ran mcrl««prompt treat- of Nott-PoiBOSOUS, Prwlth building rs madia» from For 60 years it has been effectual in such cases. WAIL OF A 8PENDTHRIFT. Act as Our Agent OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE Forced In tho End to Be Content With Sniffing tho Savory Stow Ho Had Hoped to Sample, He Went Hla Way. Cheer Up--Get a Bottle of YOUNG MEN AND I A DI KN. 1~om« tetorraph «'p*raU>re. raey tu l«turn. aUkUy wurb. »hurl huura. fine < |>port unity to Irrfvel Mtudmla aa- •iataal to m 1««! paying | m »ait ton« rallnnvia. •leamehlpa and In cltirn whan qualified. Wire- Iraa art«I Mura« telegraph <*«>uraea taught quickly Write fur «fur free echolarehlp plana Pari Ac Telrtrraph A Kallway laatilata. Washing tun Hu I Ml ng. Neattie. Wash. TURKEYS WANTED “Be Peeved” because your stomach is unable to do its work properly — or because iour liver is lazy and owe Is clogged. HOWARD R. lirRTuN .. 4my»f a*4 <’h»n.l-< ■■ iui»n |»rU«ai <««>hl, «liter. i*ad. 11 Ot.l l. Milter, 1!k»i Mto; Ziee •r (X»t>per. |l Melliae eateloyee a »4 full pri<* H»N •ent OU ari'Hce«lt>M eo<1 I'mulp« w«»li at* UolUd. IUUte4u«i (krb<>ttale RarUkMdkl IU m M. /I 9 _ KNIGHT OF THE ROAD HAO NO MONOPOLY OF HUMOR. Symbolism is all right If the thing you hard to say is not worth saying In good, plain English. "Oosh, 1 wfaht I had all the money I’ve spent foolishly." "I s'pose you’d be purty well fixed, eh?" "I should say I would. When I was in Chicago the last time I spent 40 cents for one meal.” Saving Money, Mr. Hardhead—I saved a big pile of money today. Mrs. Hardhead—That la lovely! How? Mr. Hardhead—Instead of suing a man for whnt ho owed me. 1 let him have IL Politics Secondary. "Father.” said the small boy. "What la a demagogue?" "A demagogue, my son. Is a man who can entertain an audience so thoroughly that people don’t care what hia personal opinions happen to be.” Portland, Oregon. Not Proved. "She has a good ear for music.” "Is that eo?” "Yes. Sho plays all the ragtime tnnee.” "Pshaw! I thought you said she had a good ear for muslo.” Why cough? Stop it! Stop coughing! Coughing rasps and tears. Stop it! Coughing [. epares the throat and lungs for more trouble. Stop it I There is nothing so bad for a cough as coughing. Stop it I Ayer’s Cherry Pec toral is a medicine for coughs and colds, a regular doctor’s medicine. Sold for seventy years. Use it! Ask your doc- tor if this is not good advice. The weary tramp sauntered Idly along the highway. It bad been a beautifully lazy day, just suited to the uses of a dolce far nlente poet like himself, and his distaste for effort Increased as he passed along. HI« only lncouvenlence wa« that tome- thing within told him that he was hungry. It was probably hl« stomach, since It had not been overburdened with food for several days—not be cause there was not plenty of it to be had, but because he had sturdily ad hered to his anti-laboring principles. Work he considered disgraceful, and he wa« not going to fasten a blot of any kind on bl« escutcheon by accept ing any kind of a job If he could help it. It was a favorite theory of hfs that the world owed him a living, and he maintained that an honest world would voluntarily come and pay its debt and not force him to dun it like a common garden day laborer with either an ax, a spade, or hoc. It was pretty near dinner time as he drew near to the farmhouse, and, pausing before the kitchen window, he leaned gracefully against the sill and com plimented the lady of the house, who stood within, upon the delicate aroma of a veal stew that stood simmering upon the kitchen stove. "Pretty good stew you have there.” said he. sniffing its fragrance with all the air of a connoisseur. “Reminds me of the kind my mother used to make.” "Ya-as,” returned the lady of the house, who had a nice sense of humor. "It's stew good for them as ain't willin' to work for It " "All the same,” said he, "I'm a man of taste, and I wouldn't mind havin' a taste o’ that." "Ye can have It,” said the lady of the house pleasantly, "when ye've earnt It. Can you saw that wood?" The tramp shivered, but answered promptly. "You'll excuse me, madam,” said he, with an uneasy glance at the wood pile, "but I must correct your English. I bin a student of English all my life. What you should have is, 'Can you see that wood,’ not saw.” "Thank ye, perfessor,” said the lady, amiably. "It's so long since 1 went to skule that my grammar air a leetle weak, and I accept the correction. Can you see that wood?” "I sure can.” replied the weary tramp. ”My eyesight is aa sharp as my appetite.” "Wa-al, eat all ye want of it," said the lady genially. “There's a pile of it, and more where it come from.” "But I can't eat wood," retorted the tramp. "No, perfessor," replied the lady, "but I thought mebbe ye had an axe with ye. so's ye could help yourself to a chop as ye went by.” Whereupon the hungering hobo re sumed his way, cursing the day that humor was invented.—Judge. W.L.DOUCLAS SHOES <3.00 <3.50 <4.00 <4.50 AND <5.00 FOR MEN AND «eye w»«e *. L. Do.jgi,. t^.UU. Sh»»». b^c»u9^ •«>• (M/e w/// pa/re of •rdlntry aho»». aama aa W.LDougla»r.-_!:e»and »ell» more $3.00,33.50 A $4 00 »hoe» than any othe.- manufacturer in the world THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS. The workmanship which ha» made W. L Doug la» »hoe» famou» the world over is maintained in every pair. Ask your dealer to show you W. 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M ae», To Sterilize Cletem Weter. Cistern water can be thoroughly sterilized by the addition of one-tenth of a grain of hypochlorlde of lime to the gallon. This do«« not injure the water for laundry and bathing pur pose«. I Preclou« Attribute«. ' "Why are diamond« «o highly rah iaed?" "I suppose," replied Mr. I Oroucher, "it'« because they ara ' made of carbon, which is the equiva» lent of coal, and at the tame that look like Ice.” EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO d? A flfk BUILD A FOUR-ROOM HOUSE V Including underpinning, uprights, sheathing, shingles, flooring, doors, windows, glass, hardware, a’> fitted, and everything else necessary in completing a home suitable for Pacific Coast climate. Not a thing for you to do save follow the blue prints carefully, which are included, drive the nails and move in. The ideal method of quick homebuilding. SEND AT ONCE FOR OUR COMPLETE CATALOGUE . Mill Material From Mill to Home NORTHWEST DOOR COMPANY, Portland, Ore. Be Careful in Speech. NEW PERKINS HOTEL If in our speech we would need consider how ouY words will affect those to whom they are spoken—if we would try to hear them with their ears and consider how they accept in their hearts, there would not be much pas- slonate or unadvised speech; certain ly there would be few spirits wounded or lives embittered by the words of our lips.—W. 0. Border. “DEAD SHOT PERKINS DR. PEERY’S VERMIFUGE FOR WORMS ROMAN EYE BALSAM For Inflamed Eyelids Prepared by W riqht ' s I ndian V egetable PILL CO. NEW YORK Thanks to the Cartoonist. Party emblems that figure on bal lots represent the more serious pur poses and type the traditions of vari ous political followings; but the em blems that the cartoonists and humor ists have established are the more Drew the Line at David. popular, because they represent that Sir Frederick Wedmore, a well- cheerful mood in which a majority of known art critic, has published a most persons sttack politics without aban Interesting volume of memories. In doning the earnest alm that underlies which he tells good things about In its manifestations.—Judge. teresting people whom he has met. One of the best stories is that of FOR EYE Pettits ------------------ Eve Salve ACHES Queen Victoria and her statement that ,------ aho “would not meet David.” She He Belonged. evidently championed Bathsheba. The Tho accomplished and obliging story runs thus: "In some such terms as the follow pianist had rendered several selec ing. Lady Southampton felt herself tions, when ono of the admiring group inspired to address the queen one day: of listeners in the hotel parlor sug *Do not you think ma’am, one of the gested Mozart's Twelfth Mass. Sev satisfactions of the future state will eral people echoed the request, but be, not only our reunion with those one lady was particularly desirous of whom we have loved on earth, but our hearing the piece, explaining that her opportunities of seeing face to face so husband had belonged to that very many of the noble figures of the past reglmenL—Everybody’s Magazine. —of other lands and times? Bible times, for Instance. Abraham will be there, ma'am; Isaac, too, and Jacob. Think of what they will be like! And Various Forms of Hiccough. the sweet singer of Israel. He, too. Allied to the rare forms of nervous Yes, ma'am. King David we shall see,’ hiccough there is also the emotional And, after a moment's silence, with hiccough, which arises in connection perfect dignity and decision, the great with a moral shock, severe fright and queen made answer, ’I will not meet sudden emotion, the hiccough due to meet David!'"—Public Opinion. irritation and hysterical hiccough. The latter is a particularly noisy Give Credit to Suspenders. form, with a rough, coarse sound. It "Notice what a difference the first is sometimes a sort of yelping or nip of cool weather makes In the car barking noise, persisting for some riage of most men?" a prominent phy minutes or even hours. sician asked the other day. “See how their shoulders are thrown back, their Mothers wfil find Mrs. Winslow's Booming L’ e bsst remedv to use *oz their .,h,Li-ao chins thrust forward and the general ? syrup uring .he teething period. elasticity of their step?” “Yes, I've noticed it,” his companion replied. Mayflower Descendants. I “Cold weather certainly braces a man There are today throughout the up.” “You are rtght there,” the doc United States several hundred de tor replied, "but there Is something scendants each of Mlles Standish. that plays a more Important part than Governor Bradford. Richard War the mere fact that the air is cold. ren. John Holland and Elder Brew What? Suspenders? Yes. sir! Soon ster, all Mayflower descendants and as the weather gets cool a man wears worthy of their «1res. a vest. That means that he lays his belt aside and resorts to suspenders. One Mistake Ha Made. No man can walk erect and with that "Your son seems very clear-head air of alterness without them. The rea ed.” "Yes; he’s a smart boy. Only he son Is simple. The natural way to mado a mistake once. He said, 'Fa walk 1« with the chest thrown out and ther, now is th’ time to fail,* so we the allowance drawn in. When a man failed, and made good money from It. , wears a belt he cannot do that because Only if we had waited till th’ next his trousers will slink down and he week we would have burned outt"— I will bo very uncomfortable generally. Cleveland Plain Dealer. When his trousers are suspended from bls shoulders he can walk naturally.” Unless there is daily action of the bow el«, poisonous products sre sbsorbed, She Knew Better. esusing headache, biliousness, nausea, Maud—“Jack seems to be an easy The Poet In the MountaTne. dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your "How glorious tnis solitude! A» doctor about correcting your constipation going fellow.” Etbil—“Easy-going! by taking laxative doses of A ver’s Pills. ! You never had him call on you eve- far as tho eye can reach—not a'slngle w*a. Vr Um t. O. ATS* CO.. Low.ll. Mam. , nlngs; one can never get him to go.” erttlol”—-Jugend. NOTE REDUCED RATES Most Centrally Located Comparative. t “I think it must be awful to have » wife that goes through your pocket» every time she gets a chance In search of loose change,” said Wil loughby. "Oh. that's only a minor af fliction,” said Barrows. "It’s the wlf» that goes through your whole bank so- count that gets on my nerves."—Hal* I per's Weekly. Dog Earned His License. The little fox terrier of L. N. Hanley won for his master a license tag tor the killing of 100 rats. The prize was offered, when the canine had killed 80 In two weeks, by a member of th» council.—Carlisle Advocate, WIFE’S HEALTH RESTORED Husband Declared Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Would Re store Her Health, And It Did. Ashland, Ky. — “ Four years ago 1 seemed to have everything the matter with me. I bad fe male and kidney trou ble and was so bad off I could hardly rest day or night. I doc tored with all the best doctors in town and took many kinds of medicine but noth ing did any good un til I tried your won derful remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. My husband said it would restore my health and it has.”— Mrs. M ay W yatt , Ashland, Ky. There are probnbly hundreds of thou sands of women in the United States who have been benefitted by this famoua old remedy, which was produced from roots and herbs over thirty years ago by a woman to relieve woman’s suffering. Head What Another Woman says: Camden, N. J. —"I had female trou ble and a serious displacement and was tired and discouraged and unable to do my work. My doctors told me I never could be cured without an operation, but thanks to Lydia E.Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I am cured of that affliction and have recommended it to more than one of my friends with the beet results.” —Mi-«. E lla J ohnston , 324 Vine St If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (coni- dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence* P. N. U. No. 40—’ll