1 HOW FAR HAVE YOU TRAVELED MATHEMATICS OF 52 CARDS
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
—
.f You Hav* Never Tsken Count You Combination* Yhat Are Possible With
Will Be Surprised st Die
tance Covered.
Every card player probably baa
wuudered al time* how many com
blnationa
It
la
possible tn make
ow «au r
xi a i on
iw,<
Iiua
with the 52 cards
M load «Ul»
gllvvr. loa« II (»«>14. Mil»*» Ite.
of tbe pack. In
«•» <'si|.pay |l
M a IH bj * ,»»e¡-1-esa a
Spill (••» avi'II'W*!'”«
arid ’’“Fir* •**•* •*
a game like whist
Iklled. Béíei«u<«i Gs«i«uaalc Maliosa! hanh.
or bridge, where
each player re­
ceives a hand of
11 card*, dealt
|ll«h*>at prlree |i«bl for Silver, <Md J«w«lry, G«M
toelb. ri.
I'NCI.I
MYF. h M
Furti re««- U»
from
the
pack
of 52. the total
Furtlaiut. 71 MI b U i . teKwcen < >«k and rlna.
possible nu-nbor of different hands
wblcb may thus be dealt is greater
than six hundred thousand million.
n ■ win i vz
g*,,,«
The exact number Is 635,012,650.600
0. 0 MARTIN,
”11 uttw
This number, however, large aa It
Write ter infwmiîM
may appear, become* not merely
small but practically Invisible when
compared with the total number of
arrangements In which the 52 cards
Write fur
arvl 11 (»r«’ter«
I
may be placed after th* shuffle. To
LITTLE BOY KNEW REASON
a»ul prltitln«
Mail urU«w given
atteiiitegi
quote the whole of this number would
r ortiand > holo Supply Ca
take too much space, but It may be
149 nuri Kuwl
I’Okn.ANU ORR.
Steam Came Out of the 8pout of
mentioned that It begin* with B0, fol­
Kettle so That Mamma Might
lowed by 66 other figures
It would
Open Father’s Letters.
b* quite a hopeh-ae talk to attempt
to grasp the conception of the real
’Papa,” aald the hopeful youth, 'can
meaning of ouch a number; but som»
you tell me what 1* natural phllos-
Idea (at Iraat of Ita Inconceivability)
may be presented by meuna of the I opby ?"
"Of course I can.” aald papa, proud
folowing calculation*.
and relieved to find that there was at
Let us supose that two thousand last something be could tell his off­
million* of human being* (each sup­ spring
"Natural philosophy la tbe
plied with a pack of cards) were to eclenc* of cause and reason. Now,
attempt actually to produce every for Instance, you see the steam com­
Y. M. C. A. EXPANDS.
»I B««a«b fisttwhsaa ■ 4>-ve«
possible arrangement of the 52 cazd* ing out of 1 • spout of the kettle, but
*■•< *•! >«i Aol cm te |g fiée c i. «te
It is further to be supposed that you don't know why or for what re»-
-i. Bff F m * m 4 Mfw
UA
New Booklet Just Out Csn Be Mae
they wLrk ceaselessly, without rest 1 son It does so, and------ "
F «te
M<kas a«* ta4 ate
tor the Asking.
F m te Mi IM«. ya
day or night, from year's end to
p*y*«fa |IO p»< w*rt
’’Oh, but I do. papa!" chirped the
The
Portland
Young Mon’s <
year’s end. at the rnte of one new ar­ 1 hope of the household. "The reason
MUMMT AHO WBoot A
tlun AarHM-lntlon la about to
U1ML
rangement per second for each per­ the steam comes out of the kettle Is
upon a now ora In Ila work, I
Ite Z34 aatf U *<
Qi
son during a period of 100,000 year*, xo that mamma may open your letters
tending tlio advnntugo of Its c
It should be noted that the entire without your knowing It!"
tlonal dcpnrlrnout to tho >
population of the earth today 1* estl-
"X state.
While a great major)!
mated to be In tho neighborhood of
tho 1100 students enrolled In
THAT’8 ALL HE DID LEAVE.
and day classes are rcslduuts ol 1.600,000.000
The hypothesis from
•ciitifimiifil atkil effeettv« or irUM
Portland,
yet
u
largo
and
Increasing
i
which we start 1* therefor* that a
and
IK*stin<
number are now enrolling from town«1 population of one quarter more than
J. C. BAYER ILRNACt CO.
and cliltw outalde of Portland.
that which now exists baa spent its
Front and Market Sts.
Portland. Or.
Tho different course* offered In
whole time during an Interval more
elude
a
full
Commercial
course
MEND Foil CATAIXXIVK.
comprising Shorthand, B<x»kke«ping than 50 times the duration of ths
and related subjects; a college pre Christian era In shuffling cards at the
paratory course, a graded course tn rate of one shuffle per second, or
elementary subject* for bgy* and - -mor* than thlrtyone million shuffles
vucatlonnl c<mra< * eu<~b as plumbing In each year per head
In view of
carpentry, sheet metal, bricklaying such figures, the reader may well ask
ar« lb« aafeat atxl uio«4 reliable cathartic an<l
electrical
work,
automobile
repali
ayateuB cleanaer. The beat remedy fur
and driving
Many students trained how many Utnes the total number of
Blltouaneaa and Bick llradarhe.
In
these
classes
are now occupying arrangements will have been pro­
At IWwcglfitfi' ar by Mail. M ceata
II u\ r C mlmkal L ax
hilTUHU < jb «* m » w
Important positions In tbe buslae«« duced by this vast amount of sus­
tained human effort The answer is
house* of Portland
r----- —
An ettractlve booklet entitled "Ac nut ouoe.
Pwty to the Children.
tlvltles" hat just been Issued by th«!
CbfldfWa ar* traveler* t>*wly errived association and contain* a e'atemstit
W j ’'-'.
AS A REMEDY
In a strsn** country, we samdj therw of all Eduoatlotul Courses The Edu AUTOMOBILE
rational
Director
will
mall
thl*
book
|
for* make const lane*
to mleleed
let Io all person* wno desire IL
Phynlolan* Say Its Vibrations May
them
lock*
Classes tor day school open Sep
Help In Cure of Vertigo and
Muldoon—8ure, an’ It’s sorry O1 am
tetober 5th, night clsxees September
Paralysie.
15th
I'rttra
present
Indications
an
to bear that your husband'* dead.
1 ><■
unusually large registration la antlci
« r
Did he lave yea any-
The Hterntuno of automoblltng tn Mrs. Casey,
puled.
thing?
It*
relationship
to
dlseaHo
Is
still
very
°
’a-
Mr*. Caaey—Yl*. Mr. Muldoon, he
Going Up Aloft
meager, and It is
’■W
left me a widow.
In height has felt
A
vrotnan
nine
feet
only
through
oc
­
4
A Good Cigar
obliged to consult a specialist In dle-
casional notoa In
’ i 'a* • ?“'r ’
Tough on Texas.
• uses of the heart, lan you picture
medical and eclen-
A young lieutenant from a New
that specialist, with stethoscope In
tlfic journal* that
York regiment surveyed the Texas
hand, going up a stepladder!— CI hw
one become* ac­
scenery gloomily and reflected upon
Worth Mot . \ *4 ¡V > Umd Plain Dealer
quainted with tbe
his great distance from the lights of
effect* of relative­
• . • ri.....
Broadway. The smoke from a smelt­
Limitation* of the Brain.
ly now method* of
"You cannot educate or draw out ol
ALLEN & IEWIS
er and the swirling sand from the
locomotion on disease*. Medical men
any brain more than nature baa al­
low lying hills had spelled the lieu­
declare that there Is nothing specific
i)istnbutcr«/’j
t>*n9> Or, ready put Into It. Dome day. perhaps, about the motion of automiblllng, for tenant’s disposition.
wo obeli try to adapt our educados to
"Tell me." said an editor from El
It I* merely a matter of petty shocks
booelbUltlea ”—An«»nt* FrancK
Paso. "Isn’t there some hidden pur­
I or vibrations, such an occur In rail-
pose behind this mobilization’"
Not of Much A ooouh L
I way trains, and. If automobile jour­
“There is.” replied the lieutenant;
GREINER S CHIROPRACTIC
A men who can’t stand prosperity neys appear to produce certain ef­
"w* are going to force Mealco to
lent
likely
to
buar
up
very
well
under
fects,
It
1*
quite
safe
to
assume
that
HEALTH HOME
back Texas—Success.
advarettv.
railway travel will be followed by th* take
HE HUY OU) GOLD
ATENTS 1 ®,VE Y0U
KODAKS :^pKLotDi:
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL
It the best of all medicines for the cure of dite*«et,
ditordert .nd w**kne*»e. peculiar to women. It it the
only prep*retion of it* kind devised by • regularly gredu-
eted pbyuciso aa experienced end kkilled tpecixliti la
the disease* of women.
the Pack Run Into Figure* of
Astonishing fills.
Hare you ever counted up the new»-
her of steps which you have made la
th* eours* of on* day tn going le
bualueea. la walking from on* room
to another st home, uul so on.
throughout the eours* of ths day? U
you will take the trouble to do eu.
you will be Surprised to find what a
dlataaoa you Lave ouvered without
r **H slag IL Multiply time distance
by >65 and you will find that It will
not require many years before you
have made up the 11.000 mile* which
Is equal to the circuit of th* globe.
Moot people would oertainly be sur­
prised If they ware Informed that
during the course of their lives they
have walked a distance a* great as
the length of the equator Yet. how­
ever sedentary we may be, however
little laellnud to gain th* reputation
of a globetrotter or of an Alpine
climber, moot of u* have, unknown to
oureelvve. covered a distance equal
to the fuM circuit of the earth, or a
climb to tb* highest mountain peak*
In the world
Mor* than that, we
hav* accomplished a task still mor*
ooloeaal Without having had occasion
to explore the unknown regions be­
neath the crust of the earth, we have
deaceu<t<*d aa tar aa the depth* of tha
u>oe< unfathomable abyaaea. even aa
far as the very center of the earth —
Air and Magazine
It ie e eefe medicine in eny ooodition of the tyxt
THE ONE RFMEflY which conteine no eleobol
end no iniuriou* bebit-forming drugx and which
•reele* no crering for xuuh xtimulentx.
THE ONE REMEDY *o good
that
it*
rnahere
are not afraid to print it* every ingredient on
eaob outeide bottle - wrapper and atteet to tbe
truthfulocM of tbe seme under oath.
It is told by medicine dealer* everywhere, end eny dealer who hasn't it can
get it. Don’t tube a substitute of unknown competition for this medicine or
snown coMZosmoN.
No counterfeit it ex good a* th* genuine and the druggist
who say* xomething else ix “juxt a* good as Dr. Fierce’*” is either mistaken
or ix trying to deceive you for hi* own xelbxh benefit. Such • man i* not to be
trutted. He it trilling with your moet priceleee poeteexion—your health—
may be your life itaelf. .Sr, that ye* get what yoa a»h far.
GILLESPIE SCHOOL OF EXPRESSION
5J4 Morriaaa St-, Portland, Orcgea.
Two-year powraew for teacher*. rBarters and public «prakm.
Graduate« after completing
two y«am of po«t-graduate work, granted profeamonal diploma*. Continuous c I mam « from 9 to
1 o'clock. Av« day« per weak. Individual kaaona with either th« principal or tha assistants,
afternuurui arul «venings.
EMMA W. GILLESPIE, Principal.
Plant Fsigns Death.
In South America there Is a plant
—a species of mimosa—which feign*
death for the purpose, naturalist*
think, of preventing grass-eating ani­
mal* from eating IL In it* natural
state It is bright green, but as soon
a* it 1* touched It collapse* into a
tangle of apparently dead brown sterna.
CHANGE
BOYNTON IURNACES
LIFE
Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
Graniteville, Vt —“I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness
and other annoying
Bymptoms, ana I
can truly sav that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Com- '
pound has proved
worth mountains of I
Religion In Dally Life.
gold to me, as it; Your daily duties are part of your
restored my health '
and strength. I religious life, just as much as your
never forget to tell i levotlons.—Eleecher.
¡my friends what
Lydia E. I’inkham’t
Vegetable Compound has done for me
'»io«**
Sam; Sloan
ALL MtlAllt PIBWIARfNTLY IIM0VI9
If MB BHTMOBI
Rtiffcrera from Appendicltla. Uronchltl« <Vn
per Catarrh. I»lnl»e*o*.
iN-nfin«« i.t'l-
|**i •» Poroma tloiirr flail Ht«>an Heart Pi«-
t.^.. Ilwrit » I n i Li»so Ne trt.lg’u
I
iheumatla It, H< tat !<>a. p< any <vher d!•««•«.
are arltea to wrvBo *•
»' r* «new you haw io
rnl-« jot»» vitality ar.4 boev ws-ll
(Write H»
^^ResMeat sn-1 t»«v gchnol for Olrl« it^
chara« of Aifiters of HI John liaptlat I Kplsoips!'T
Call »fl AU AcaSsmtc an« KUmanlary DeparlMaaU I
Mfieic. Art Kloc««t<>n Oytnnaalaa
For ostai«« a<l<1 rnaa T II I NINT F.HNI l’ElUOR I
<>rtl»w 30. st. Halons Unii
REDUCED RATES
on all linea on account
ASTORIA
CENTENNIAL
PAGEANT
LIES
USINESS COLLISE
(M7T>W
SEND FOR
FREE
FIRST LESSONS
A «It your ll-k-t rirent for
full dctaiia
AUG. 1 0 to SEPT. 9
COME TO PORTLAND AND BE CURED IN FIVE DAY8
VARICOSE VEINS, HERNIA, BLOOD POISON
No «cvara operation«, many «Men p«itnHnnntly cured in one
treatment Mont lint* Having, nioM natnral, dhib B «afn. A
radical and permauektcure. I give my word and will cita
vou to other mmlical anthorltirg that tala i«a fact. I am c«r>
tainlr prepared to cure by experience and equipment, which
are the keVutonna to eucccaa.
1 have the Iwat equipped
medical oft <’« oa the ('oaat. I will rl\«' $5<>o to any charity aa
guarantee that jv^ry utateinent In thia an non nt omriitla true.
I Inrite you te tom« te myo fllee I will explain te yon my
treatment for Varicoae Vein*, Hernia, Nerrona Debility,
lllood PolBon. Plica, Fistula, Bladder, Kidney, Proatatlo anu
all Men a A ilmenta and give you FRKK a physical examine*
tlon: if nernNMary a microscopical and chemical analyst« of
accretions, to dr termi ue pathological and bacteriological con
tfltlona. Evi'ry man ahouhl take advantage of thia
tunity to learn their true condition. .4 vrrmanent Cure »•
ivhat you went.
A permanent Cure it trnat I p’va.
WRITTEN QUARANTEE -My written guarantee means a cure or
io
I guarant«*e to cure certain ailment« or refund every
ollar you Lava paid. My aervie«« cost you nothing unleoa I
uro your Varicoae Vein«, Hernia, Pllea. Fiatnla, Blo«»d Poi­
son, or any alhnantl guarantee to cure Term« are reasonable
and no mom than you are able and willing to pay for benefit«.
Offl« tear»- 9 A M te B P Bf
ln»4*y. 10 A M te 1 F If
A. <1. Smith M. n.
I am the only iprrialiaf In l’.irtlan.l who
«fora nnt adrertiae a Actltlona nam» of
pbotofraph.
I publish my tma phofoyniph. rvwrrct
nata* and prraonally condnrt my office.
BOB ’FOR 91000 POISON |
pi de.sor ghrlkh « won.Urfai a«w 4i^
envery. * '606” in cate« of Spa« Ific Rl«»«»<4 P<>li.>n l( cures In 009 treat­
ment and la the create«? m«rvd of mrdical ficierw«. 1 bla new rrmed«
lilt« Aa He OMI I H
PO1TLAND
0
, samo or similar consequence*.
At a recent meeting of the Berlin
Society for Psychiatry and Nervous
DtseaHes, Professor Oppenheimer read
a paper on habitual vertigo from
which It appeared that this condition
Is less apparent to tho patient when
riding in automobiles or railway
trains. Professor Kron then stated
that ho had seen the same sequence,
but attributed It to psychic causes—
distraction of the attention, He cited
tho case of a rope dancer who suf-
fered from vertigo when on the
ground, but was never bothered while
In tbe air. The psychic factor, he
sakl, la naturally In evidence here,
and tbe state of affairs la paralleled
by tho actor who always stutters
while off tho stage, but never whtle
speaking his lines in a play.
Professor Bernhardt stated that the
patient with habitual vertigo feels In
better spirits on an automobile or
railway journey, and this Is also true
of patients with paralysis agltana. He
attributed the favortvblc result to tho
fact that tho Involuntary motion Im-
parted by the vehicle antagonizes the
sensations of vertigo and tretnor. One
of his patients with paralysis agltnns
takes several rides dally on an nuto
omnibus with beneficial results.
.G olden
-W est
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to 'health means so much
to me that for t’ • sake of other suffer­
ing women I am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter.”—M rs . C has . B arclay ,
R.F.D., Graniteville, Vt.
No other medicine for woman’s ills
has received such wide-spread and un- i
qualified endorsement. No other med- i
leine we know of lias such a record
of cures as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
For more than 30 years It has been
curing woman’s ills such as inflamma­
tion. ulceration, fibroid tumors, irreg­
ularities, periodic pains and nervous
prostration, and it is unequalled for
carrying women safely through the
period of change of life.
Costs-Yoil 5c ;
A health* licwly deCr«
('hlmpraetle
ad;<>•«ti etoa niak« L«<Jth» »*»-1 ee i > rouiovln«
th« •-«*!■« of •<!■<*••«
Mobui •
IW drug» no
hy
>»•< Ina •tid J lot I ng d.r». tod •> I
•nfifltxllr. Trained nvraao
Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats.
It protects horse* and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused by
attacks of insect*, and from the irritation
of their bites and stings. There is a
( satisfaction in tbe relief it affords
domestic animals from the scourge of
; maddening parasites and flies, beside, the
profit in returns. Horses do more work
J on less feed and cows yield more and
,
better
milk when relieved from the frenzy
j incited by constantly fighting a swarm
( of voracious, insatiable insect*.
Four aizes, ijc, 50c, 75c and Jl.»5.
Ask your merchant for it.
1 H oyt C hemical C o . Portland, Oregon
Darkness Didn’t Help.
CTcOFFEEk)
TEA SPICES
SAK1N0 POWDER
I » EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHTS
T Al Wij.1
_ ►
CUISSE! fl DEVUS
U fwtland - q **-' J
^A 0
Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn. Mass^
Bacon—I see a London lecturer de-
dares that mi sic. to be heard tn per­ invites all sick women to write
fection, should be heard In absolute her for adv ice. Her advice is free,
and alwuys helpful.
darkness.
Egbert—Well, I heard a phono­
graph going in a London fog, once.
but It seemed very far from perfec­
tion to me.—Yonkers Statesman.
COfrviNCt
BELLE
Rlamiuxr phxak pra* Q.
"If"— Maybe.
Father of the Fair One—How can
you possibly think of marrying niy
daughter? You say that by the strid­
eat economy you can save only ilo a
month!
Conquer Self-Distrust.
Poor but Worthy Poet—Oh. yes;
Self-distrust is the cause of most of
but If we both save, it will be »20.
our failures. In the assurance of
strength there is strength, and they
Not That Kind of a Father.
are the weakest, however strong, who
“Johnny, you must comb your hair have no faith in themselves or their
before you come to school."
power*.—Bovee.
"1 ain’t got no comb.”
Good Advice.
"Borrow your father’s."
"Pa ain’t got no comb, either."
Rub elbow* with the least of the
"Ikiesn’t he comb his hair?"
world’s people, if you would quicken
“He ain’t got no hair."
your brain and soften your hearL—
Exchange.
Wfiittemoreb
Jf /Shoe Polished
Finest in Qual ty.
Largest in Variety-
They meet even requlreineat for cleaning tunl
polishii g ¡»hoes of at! kinds and color*.
»<.*’* ex’, i
ElMiV.
d MS sing .-
TIM '•hl'«-
fu*// *
.. ,.*tweeit
•
}
cffnvufttat-*- -
\
ft»'
Mixed Figures.
"They are certainly
mixed In that town."
numerically
"How so?"
"They make It a primary condition
that the secondary schools should
The Best Position.
have a third portion of the quarterly
Prior to the commencement of a
report"
boys’ cricket match there were sev­
eral candidates on the fielding side
Legislatively Expressed.
for tho position of long field.
"No one can go wrong If he follow*
"Harris had It last week and the
the ten commandments." aald the sin­
week before," complained two or
three of the boys to their captain. cere citizen.
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum;
"It’s about time someone else had a
"the only trouble about the ten com­
turn."
mandments arises from tbe amend­
The discussion seemed likely to end
ment* people try to tack on to them.".
tn a free fight, when the local curate
came in the acene and endeavored to
Making End* Meet.
pour oil on the troubled waters.
HI* Wife—But don’t you think join­
"You surprise me. boys, he said.
"Harris has done especially well In ing the golf club Is rather an extrava­
gance?"
that position, hasn’t he?"
"Not If we economize In other ways.
“He has so,” agreed the malcon­
tents. "If he's had to climb Blfgglns’ I thought we might give up our pew
wall after the ball once, he’s had to tn church."—Life.
a dozen times."
Literal Payment*.
"Well?" queried the reverend gen­
“I know, dear, you are careless
tleman.
•
"That’s why we want a chance," about paying your bills, but here Is an
snapped a podgy youngster; "old Bllff- account you ought really to clean up.'
“What 1* it?"
gins’ gooseberries are ripe and hl*
“Your laundry btlL”
bulldog'* dead!"—London Tit-Bit*.
I
Does Not
Color Hair
Ayer’s Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new improved
formula, does not stain or color
the hair even to the slightest
degree. Gray hair, white hair,
blonde hair is not made a
shade darker. But it certainly
does stop falling hair. No
question about that.
Dors not change the color of the hair
ui« with «ach botti«
Show it te your
doctor
Ask him «boat It.
then do «• he •«/•
GILT EDGE the only la-tle» »h e d-«»tn«
that positively oontxlnx OtL F-lacks xnd PoU.bv*
(»die«' «1J chlhlren'» boot» x i.l »h... «. xhiuee
without rubbius, S-V. “French Olo«<‘ ltf.
I» A h 1» Y combination tor cleaninc an.I |- tJtln*
all kin 1« 0? russet or tan shoes, ZSc. “Star" site. loo.
UIHh WHITE ntak- • dirty esnt as .h.-,
clean au I while. Inllqul l torni «o It can he
quickly au-1 easily applied. A upoture In every
ptwk.-tge. *0 xlwsy, ready for usw
Two »ilei, 19
and SS cents.
it your dealer does not keep the kind yon want,
wnd us bls s.ltlr. w and the prluo in stamps tot
* full site packs.-.-.
WHITTEMORE BRO8. & CO.,
2O-ie Albany at., Cambridge.
Mae*.
27»e cMtlt-st otiti Izirpvxf .U.uiM/ti' (twerx 0/
2‘ulisAvs ia the 11 oriti.
Hf^eley ALCOHOL
1 (yre
tflPoRTLANI
Indeed, we believe it will »top every case
of falling hair unless there Is some very
unusual complication, something greatly
affecting
the get neral health. Then you
“
should consult your
physician
----------
. • ’ - Also sxk
him ---------------
about the ------
new ..yer
Ayer’s * F
Hair Vigor.
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