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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1911)
s WIIKN FOUND IT BY CHANCE YOU GO To 1’01(1 LAND, MTOP AT THE NEW HOTEL FOSTER From th« Storehouse of th» Ey«». Eyes are bold aa Ilona, roving, run ning. leaping her« and there, far and I near. They apeak all language*; they wait for no Introduction; tliay ar« no Englishmen; a*k no l«-ive of ago or rank, thoy respect neither poverty nor rich««, neither learning nor pow er, nor virtue, nor »ex, but Intrude, nnd corn« ai-aln, and go through and through you In a moment of time. What Inundation of Ilf« and thought I* diaeburged from on« aoul Into an other through them!- Emerson: "Con duct of Life." HOW ED SON HAPPENED ON THE PHONOGRAPH SECRET. I hud and Duix Slrerli, Near Depot Accidental Occurrence. While He Was Esperimentlng on Sheepskin for the Telephone, Suggested the Talking Machine. Mothers wfîl And Mr«. Wlnflow*« Roothlng tyrup tu* test fined* to use fol their «.uiAuraa lui4bg tu toaUüA* pi ■’ tod ir A T'a TT C XV v LJ a*. XV O AND KODAK »urr l i t » Write f«< «-.tat-MUM w«4 llt.r.'ur* ll*v.hn>u>e arxl «Hnllee M.** uxl-r, »IVM pr-en|»< eiUHitrue Foitland Hiolo «upply Co l-oll II. A MU. O K F. IW Tblnl Slr~« 9 9 > * BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL i »•«' »ai« A'«*a ■ •I ««b A*l <•* b* $a«4*i«4 «!•• US m o«b A i N «»••* ««M I aU* **-b> h UM f«M I*««* to« » m A. ho g*y*MS* JMJ gw wwb in B oni Ano m wool a uaut. Gw ZW m J B«. im * r.’lMt O About Pass. I planted beans expecting peas to blossom thers in May; the funny papers have a whueio .that things turn out that way But where I planted bean*. I find that only beans tinvu grown, Them la no doubt that things turn out sometimes as they are sown Waahlngtou Harald. I I th« A lagend "T»huelch»s Drinking Mata In th» Hay of Their Toldo," without talk- Ing us what "Hay means Eachange tôefey ALCOHOL (yre____ OPIUM—TOBACCO Ilti.tU P.wltl..!/ CNrwt. ( 'uly hh U m iI*«xl Kerlrt In stitute lu t»»*'*<.t». w rite f r illu*tr*i«MÌ « lr< »1er. unit ininwn.71 t.l nit». P ortland , prego PORTLAND 1 20 HOURS COOS BAY S. S. Breakwater 1440 Hurt* Power and L(|uip|»ed with Wirele»» SAILS EVERY 5 DAYS At W .00 a. m. from Ainsworth Dork. J. MILUS, Gen. Mgr Improved Train Service TO CENTRAL OREGON VIA Oregon-Washington Rail road & Nav. Co. Dall«-* iiiul Muilra.t. I>-ave The Dnll«-s 12;.r(' p. m., Ar rive Muilra* f> 16 p. m. Leave Madras H;00 a. m.. Arrive The Dall«-«, 1:56 p. m. Direct connection* with train* leaving Portland at 7:I>0 a. m. and lit a. rn.; also fiom Walla Walla. I'rndleton and inte rmediate point* at De* hutc* Junction. WM. M< MURRAY. Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon. WHERE HE EXPECTED TO GO Cheerful Grocer’s Clerk Makes Witty Reply to Housewife Who Wanted Only Fresh Goods. Scandinavian Courtship. It was considered beneath tba dir le nlty of a Ht-andlnavlan warrior court bls bride by gallantry and sub mission; be always welted until iti» had bestowed her affections on anoth er and was In her way to the mar- rlage ceremony, then collecting faithful followers they fell upon wedding party and carried away bride It wa* much in favor of practice that marr.age* were always celebrated at nlrht "Have you any country butt.r?" the young housewife ssk«-d "No’m." the grocer’s clerk respond ed. "but w »- have some near butter." "Well, have you any fresh leaf lard ?" "Sorry, ma'am; but 1 can Hive you some of our finest near lard and you Are These Your 6electlonef can't tell the difference According to a committee chosen by Could I "Well, of all the stores' the Providence Evening News, the ten su Id Edison, and get a glass pf honey for the cbll most beautiful words In the English I ugniti his flngi-r drenr language are melody hope, love, home, "Er I'm afraid not. ma'am; but we sublime joy. peace gentle, life, friend i hfa evident de haie some excellent near honey.”. ship Tbe Evening News got up a con Tbe housewife sighed. some time, ask test among its readers, and the list "Itear me!" she »aid reproachfully given was unanimously approved by ■r of Ida assis "You should b<- ashauie' to aell so the judges A set of .Mark Twain's Where do works was the first prize many adulterated food*! you expect to go when you die, young Wanted A liv» repräsentativ« in thia tnwa. man?" calmly re To ha>.*Jlc Lr*t welling irrigated lands in California "Near heaven, ma'rm,’’ I. l«eral < ornrni •» n>r. Addr«—*- Hansonm A h-*u «ponded the clerk, an he chased a ball, 3U2 Monatinork Bldg San Francisco, Cal. Judge. uwuy from the prunes fly machinery, which hie Church Barrel Organ. lly made, and a fev Fpeaklng at a Llangollen meeting, Prtienci of Mind. tirai phonograph w«i The burglar, having pocketed all the bishop of St Asaph recalled that It was a crude nff. the loose Jewelry In sight, which was he held hl* fl.st church appointment fng an Impreselon ot wax. and It Tbe music to accom not much, roughly awoke the sleep at Llangollen. talked Impe rf reti It did weft pany the choir was then supplied by era. enough lo show ball hat he was As a boy he churned trboba o’ a barrel organ "I want them diamond on the right track, ai rapidly Im it out by regularly turning the handle. yourn, ma'am," he raid. proved IL —Westminster Gazette. "Please don't tear them out of A hundred men might hava felt the “ 1 ’ 11 ears." begged th« husband; Prayer of the kail*. vibration of that pin attached to the ta<-h th« m and hand them to you my They are so homesick they pray like p!e<e of nheejtkln, but It took an self." this "If 1 shuuld die before 1 wake. I Edition to Instantly realize that the "All right, sir. Quick, now!" pray tbe Lord my soul to take back to vibration might be made to Indent a Subsequently the burglar learned Tennessee." — Memphis Commercial »oft Miibtitnnc-e and be »usceptlble of that h« had robbed the dwelling of Appeal. reproducing the met »ounda of the Professor .Presto, the magician, and human voice that < nutird the different THE TRUTH ABOUT BLUING. that the profe.nor Lad < leverly sub I vibration» stltuted a pair of glim* Imitations i for Talk No. 7. tbe diamond earboba " Avoid liquid bluing. As a real Stone Bathtubs Used. Simon Pure farce liquid blue is On the great private estates In Met Appropriate Garment«. about the biggest yet. Don't pay good ico baths are In use today which w ere Thera are times when the pun. money for water. hewn out of the *olld rocks centuries much urh abused and nnd poverty stricken stricke and Buy BED CROSS BALL BLUE, the ago by slave labor. They are located, aged as It generally Is seems to justi blue that’* ai) blue. A large package for the moat part. In the vicinity of fy Its appearance. One day. when only 5 cents. Washes more clothes running water, and are fed by bituboo Mr. Potter was trying to read a ro than any blue on earth. Makes laun pipes, but In many cases they have mance story to hla niatter-of fact wife, dress happy. ASK YOUR GROCER to be filled by the old fashioned meth he had recourse to a pun to save bls od of carrying a bucket to and from temper. Care of the Attic. the spring Few attics are ceiled, but If they "And so the evening wore on," read In the cities the so called are not light the walla and tbe beams atone Mr Potter, "and —" bath* are made of cement, The resi "What did It wear?" inquired his should be treated to a coat of white dences of all well to do people ure pro wife In her dryeat tone. paint or whitewash. One« a month vlded with them, nnd they are a fea- "My dear," said Mr. Potter, after the floor should be swepL The win turn of the native hotel* They are a scarcely perceptible hesitation, "If dows Bbould be washed three or four usually about ten feet long by four you must know. It was the close ’of times a year. Twice a year there feet deep baby swimming tanks. In an autumn day."—Youth’i Companion. should be a campaign waged against fact moth, roaches and possible bedbugs, as well as against larger vermin. The tropical custom 1* to fill the AN INSULTIN' QUESTION. Keep a rattrap and a mousttrap in baths late at night By the following commission.—Woman's Hom« Com- morning the water will have acquired panion. __________________ a limpid coolness that acts like a tonic upon tbe body. When one remembers Dr. Pierce’« Pleasant Pellets cure that near the equator It I* almost ns constipation. Constipation is the cause warm In the morning n* It I* at noon, of many diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the disease. Easy to take. and that water taken direct from the city mains is always tepid, the udvnn Need for Women Architects. tage of the stone or cement bath I* It is a practically accepted axiom ex Ident. that there are too few women archi tects, for. li there is one subject Making News of Virtue. more than another In which woman’s Crime I* exaggerated by critics of talent Is required, it is domestlo the newspaper more than by the news architecture.—1'rom the Queen. paper Itself Criminal news actually form* a much smaller part of the normal newspaper than mnny fault Don't cringe— don’t flinch, finders loosely assume The Boston Should fortune pinch press gave more space to Moody and Sankey In their first great series of And all seem lost; meetings thirty five years ago than it ever had given to any unworthy 11 ith might and main, pair, and within two years the reports TRY, TRY again of a big ami protracted religious rally in Boston filled a larger number of At any cost. news columns than the reports of any Vi'.Vl'O.V. criminal case In the history of the ’’Father has given nie $100 every city. AM taking the above text for the birthday aim e I w as 21, and 1 have. reaaon that I want to Instill into the While the unusual Is the new* moat saved every cent of It people self-reliance, aelf-noblllty. aelf- In demand by editors and renders, ft la soxeieigntv I want every person to "How many thousand dollars have that the\ are above deception, hatred. not necessarily news of the unusually you got In the bank?" •a. jealousy, envy or revenue. bad. The virtuous. If their virtue i the person u ho la pinched by who has suffered »reat reverses, takes unusual shape or scope, can Unconverted. weighted down with acme great make news. Virtue Itself, however. Borrow to become ac "Jiblots rend a pamphlet thia morn quainted with the re- Is not news, nnd It will be a sorry Ing advocating the use of predlgested d* rtniiig power o t day when simple •ell doing becomes Ho|'f‘ • I want them food." news to take Hope as a In any community.—Boston • Didn’t he have anything better companion, a* a coun- Globe. sellor. hi a light, as than that to do. a medicin*, for Hop« "No. He was waiting to be served an ambassador !s Thrashing Machines, a breakfast order of pork chops, to- from God It 1» a teacher that show a hot waffles." matoes and Th« flail la the most ancient Inatru- us the beautiful. It ”W m he frightened by what he men! for thrashing grain, although It fill» our souls with •on Rs and our tongues Is possible that the trampling of the read In the pamphlet?" with praise. "No. He merely ordered some addi straw under th« feet of horses, oxen To ba hopeful one be well, and to must nnd men Is n close second. Th« tional pork chops." be well one must be hopeful Romans used a machine called the That the lower bowel is responsible for most bodily Ills Is now being recognised Where th« Fighting 1«. "Trlbulum." a sledge loaded with by the leading physicians throughout stones or Iron, and drawn over the "War with Jnpan seems Imminent. world. There is no further excuse for grain sheaves by horses or oxen. The These dreadful rumors alarm me. being bilious, for having headaches, suffering with dyspepsia or Indigestion, first machine attempted In modern "Too bad!" putting up with a sluggish or lazy liver, times for the work of thrashing waa "What would you do'” for poisoning the blood as a result of con Invented by one Michael Menglea, "Well, I think 1 would switch maga stipation, for Munyon s I’nw Faw Laxative rills are positively correcting all these ail of Edinburg, about 1732 Some 80 zines." They »»»1st In digesting everything ments, They slim that Is put into the stomach, years later Andrew Melkle built a sim They start ulate the liver Into activity, ilar machine. It was not until the lat Good News. the secretions of the stomach, which carry ter half of the nlnenteenth century, "My dear, our landlord say« h«'a off all the bile and poisonous matter» They strengthen ths through the bowels, however, that the thrashing machine going to raise our rent." lower bowel, so that It empties Itself nut reached anything like its present per "Glad to hear he can do IL I urslly, without the aid of cathartics or foreign substances feet Ion. csa’L" Munvons Paw Paw Fills for sale at all druggists. Frlcst k'k cents, Munyon’s. No Man is Stronger Than His Stomach \ strong man is strong sll over. No man esn be strong who is suffering frnm weak stomach with its cnnsequc'j* indigestion, or from some other disease of tl$c stomach and its associated organs, which im pairs digestion and nutrition« I*or when the stomach is weak or diseased there is a loss of the nutrition contained in food, which is (lie source of all physical strength. When a man “doesn’t feci just right,'9 wlien he doesn't sleep well, has an uncomfortable feeling m the stomach after eating, is languid, nervous, irritable and despond« Cut, be is losing the nutrition needed to make strength. < 3uch a man uhould Dr, Pierce's (ioldefl Medical Diacovary. It cures diaenaea of the stomach nnd other organa of diQeatlon and nutrition. It enrichea the blood, invl^oratea the liver, atrentthena the kidneya, nourlahea the nervea, and an G/kXS HEALTH AXD »THL^UTH TO Till WHtsl.l. HODY. .«g You can't afford to accept a fecret nostrum as a substitute for this non« alcoholic medicine uv intawn composition , not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. Ingredients printed on wrapper. Sam Sloan FLA ’>-C Oaiisrw r.,d5 A Good Cigar 1 Costs You 5c Worth More - ALLEN & LEWIS BELLE r fr.nl. £>ro4(ö Borrowed Bridal Finery. In Norway every parish bouse ba* a set of ornament* for the temporary use of the bride, including a showy coronal and girdle, so that the poor 1st women In the land appeared for one day in tbeir life in a costume which they probably thought equal to that of a queen. The museum of national antiquities at Copenhagen contain* a number of such seta of bridal decora tions. which were at one time used in Denmark. Superiority of Reason. There Is no opposing brutal foroe to the strategetna of human reaaon.— L'Estrange. Distributer*, Portland, Or. Pleasure In Everything. If we apply ouraelvea seriously ta wisdom we shall never live without true pleasure, but learn to be pleased with everything. We shall be pleased with wealth as far as it enables ua to benefit others; with poverty, tn not having much to care for. and with ob scurity. for being unenvied. —3 School ot the PORTLAND ART ASSOCIATION Third year bejrins October 2. 1911. DRAWING, PAINTING, PORTRAIT, LIFf, SkrTCM IULSTRATKJN. DtSIGN AND CMIlLRf ' I AK -4 S • c MUSEUM OF ART, Fifth and Taylor Street». PORTLAND. OREGON are the safest and most reliable cathattic and system cleanser. The best remedy for Torpin Liver, Biliousness and S-.ck Headache. At Druggists' °r by Mall, 2* Cants Hovr Cmancal. Co. foaTLa.su. USLOOM oraamvaiai, '■oeven- leaLqgeat La««« all se**««, t in t of tip over, wtli no« w d or in; ure G uata * teed eflext- |v* Of sii i»«)»n or »eat prepaiJ tor ZC<_ màr >> i i » misbbs 164» IH XaJk >••- krMkly*. 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Kidney, Prost at io and all Men s Ailmeuts and give you FREE a physical examina tion; if necessary a micros« epical and chemi« al analysis of •«s retious. to determine pathological and bacteriological con ditioiis. Every man should take advantage of this oppur tun.ty to b arn tb< ir true condition. A permanent Curs w schat you want I permanent (Sire is what I gire. WRITTEN GUARANTEE-My written guarantee means a cure or o pay. I guarantee to cure certain ailments or refund every ollar you have paid. My service®cost you nothing unless I cure your Varicose Veins, Hernia. Piles. F istula, Blood Poi son. or any ailment I guarantee to cure Terms are reasonable and no more than you are able and willing to pay for benefits OTtee hour*— SA M to S F M lunday*. 10 A M U1FM A.O. Smith M. D. I ara tbe only «peci*: ut in Portland wbe do*« not advertise a Cctitiou* name of photograph. I publish ray trat photofrsph, correct mm« and pertooally conduct my office. A toe foanot»raisan i nswa» cover?, ’ ‘606” in cases of Speciic Blood P«>i»on. It cure* in OB» treat ment and 1« the gresrew marvel of medical acience. Tbit new remedy ■ « I i--' '. . ; l '■» ’■*««•«. 1 r - ip.j -i ’ ' ■ HO À fi QMITU m nomi"!’«t . coi becosd Un« A« b. oHnl I H pobtlawd otiaow