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NLW KIND OF APPLE i wnlnlng «rout tor n cnance none now that our positions are reversed.” On her part Eunice was hurt and off.nded that her g nerous and kindly meant offers had been so steadily re jected. "It looks aa If he wanted to put me in the wporg," she reflected. yet a second thought tod her that Much was not WI'. iTd's way. PIE Use of Molasses as Swsstsnlng Makes Delicious Desert—Nice Hot or Cold. Appio pie sweetened wtth molasses Made aa follow, is delicious: Take a baking tin (ten by six) and about an inch and a half deep. Line with pastry In which a little soda and cream ot tartar have been used Leave enough around the edge to turn up over the ‘.op crust to keep the juice tn. Fill with quart« red bald win or greening apples, a pinch of allspice and a large pinch of nutmeg Use the tuolasses tccording to the size of the tin. Enough to sweeten. Shave salt pork Just aa thlu as possible and lay over the ap- Make a pies, nearly covering them. few slits In the top crust, brush over •1th cold milk and bake very slowly three hours. Afternoon is the best time to bake, as the temperature Is more even. When removed from the aven cover with a cloth to stew a The Juice will be thick Utile while Ike sirup If just a sprlnk.ing of flour is used. Nice hot or cold. SERIAL STORY CHAÍ TÍH XI. oln I le’r to c—> /-«««» _ / / 4 —S -A jr_ uk.v • Il'.u«. a..ur.j ?y R 'Y W* u s — I IM HAK Ml OJICK St! KF tit ItMSLH S NOfCîS. Limit of Trouble. Three times on the run between Worthing and Shoreham the beautiful prim a donna's nearly new- car had broken town Vltlr.iate'y coaxing It to enter Brighton, the fair lady re ceived in the hotel porch the solici tude of a sister artiste who had pass ed her on the road. "Much trouble with my car. dear?" she echoed, bit terly. 'Why. I cou’dn't have more trou ble if I was married to the blessed machine!"—i'rn«tu- ti — os . Can Courtsnip Be cut? Let us see if there be aught which may be condensed May we cut short the length of the courtship? Not in these days, for it requires more time than ever to amass means sufficient for marriage. Thinking upon the matter, point by point, we are unable to discern any sweet pleasure of courtship wh‘ch could advantageously ▼ .-,3 — be abbrevt- It Was Inevitable. An exchange tells us that a man named Cxyzowski has been charged with forgery. Is it any wonder he wanted to write some other man's name?—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Thou<:in is of t'nn-ump’ v«-« die --very year. Con-u nption re-ult from a n«-.-- I < t- d col 1 on tue lung Hamlins Wu r«i till will cure the-e c 1 Is. Ju-t u ■ it ntc Hi chest and draw out the intlaniinutiuii. le- '• n. .»c \l tn ’’! •nnlr ' r* a w ll dl i.. :i p • r v > t. e »<3 n .*f a a rl nt i»‘n t f <r inarr’-.1 nan: e Ii •* v ' w .s in-irrl- 1 y h v. fr a*r r 4 ; -r H l ir ir. I Im t’r ."2b. « r w r«‘ »1I *ad. Wilfrid ft-, to N CM. Y r Inrr »•lu ’’ € *n’». wb< * ’s t» I’ir T '’s rt in« Eu*'1 -e "•‘Vftva. r Mt b.' V-• Li t f be w-r** p *r of wealth. In ti :h* law of- •e of C r' »’V V* kvan • * < <• s’n-\ at- rneys r the rd-ve ef '» *1 n R ' • ws r0’» r the re -lit •' f N» :• ir *h f >r Ir* of ’'fd '«•n H* c i’i . !’• th fad that l-ns <T»c *x r.> • tb-'t M«dren’ « dniich’er V • Ftemîs • I»’ «• a !■» an ad- nt fr '•'f'r-nvtî«>n conrem’n-r • -• d*a» m t « r M r .. i V . b n. him ! *• 'M that I-- s the heir to Xniv M-h-en’* "'IP ta ii .......... t.» ratrrv »■' t »I »• at n**«. b*sf • - ; ■ m '1 ’V-- t< 'Hra Pays iv - ! i ; ' ' r »f ■ s f’-rmey. Fi*n!ce be - unes J •a! U*» «>f to Clara. H»* buJtl-< »VHfr! I*» attent’ ions » : •’ «* t yacht and stai •- g «■•• t • t’nyyavants beln i^ _ !n--lude<l In the p*.r’v. Roger Hdws. having ¿‘s-'ov.-rv-l tba? Eu- ni- e Treverca i« tb< •iaughtt-r uf Xndy Mf-hn n. plana tn ust the in*«»rmatb>n to IJ« own advantage.'. He pmp pr »p Mrs »e* to Eu- -/ter two nJ« e and 1.« nJr'Cted. d. af1 years of <a!etv Jn Europe. WHfj Id rdurns HI» at- and immediately calls <»n Eun! < tempts to renew h!s former relat'ons with her me*t with no enenuraxem nt ft->eer Hews becomes Wilfrid’s secretary The engagement of Clara Passavant and Wilfrid is announced. Hews is again I rejected by Euni and reveals his true nature. Hews attempts to blackmail Wil frid and fails The latter forces him to r» veal the fact that Eunice is the right ful heir He turns over the entire for tune to Eun’ee and breaks his engage ment with Clara. CHAPTER X.—Continued. He found Eunice In the old parlor, but not alone. John Trevecca was The Nursery Window. If the nursery window is net pro , now confined to the house, and only tected by outside bars, hammer a i ventured out on very fine days. The large screw or nail into the groove ot girl was bending over him. arranging the lower sash, so that the window bis pillows, as Stennis was announced, cannot be raided more than six Inches With a little cry of astonishment she If the top sash is drawn down, this Is straightened up at the sight of him, quite enough tor ventilation, ar.d no and after a slight hand-clasp stood matter how ingenious or venturesome idly by while Wilf—once more, it the little ones may be they cannot seemed, the kindly, simple Wilf of wriggle through the small lower open old—sat down by the side of the sick I' man and strove to cheer him up. tng. But something told Eunice it was No Lazy Children. not for this or for a merely friendly It fa now asserted that there Is no call that he had come. such thing as a lazy child. There Is I “Eunice," he said at length, rising always some other explanation of the and standing before her, "I have backward child, generally sickness or i brought you some wonderful news. hunger. There has been a dreadful mistake, and for these three years past 1 have been occupying the place that is right fully yours." The girl stared at him with af frighted, wide-open eyes. E^CL Tor-^thefln- "Don't be alarmed," said Wilfrid C m est f. >wers and most luscious reassuringly. “It's nothing to be vegetables, plait the best F-x-ds. Ferry’s Heed, ar«* be*t afraid of. I only learned the truth an because they n «-ver fail I n - ! < Id j hour ago, and I wanted to be the first or quality. The ix-«t garden- J «*rs and farm ■•■s evervwh«*re to tell you. It seems that you are kn -w Ferry s seed« to t-«* the EPS t.iihe<t Eta-«lard ‘ f qi -'l'.ty JU the daughter of my Uncle Andrew— WfG attained. Fur we are first cousins, you see—whom everywhere. 4 he believed to be dead, and all his Wfl|FEUY*S Oil Seed Annual Free on request money belongs by right to you. It is \Jftk 0. M HURT A HF. what he would have wished—If he emsn. micm had known that he had a daughter he would never have thought of me, you know. ... So from this mo- [ ment I retire in your favor. The law yers will tell you all about it, and I I shall instruct them to tdrn everything over to you. I believe that's all I came to say. Eunice. Geod-by.” Cleans and brightens Car He took her hand in farewell, which pets. Russ Linoleums and she yielded to him mechanically, and Floors. Absorbs the germ- laden dust. Saves dustinz before she could detain him by look and beatinz carpets. or word he was gone. She took one Per bbl.. 200 lbs.. »5.00 step in his direction, her arms out- Per bbl.. 150 lbs.. 4.00 i stretched in a gesture of great yearn- 75-lb. metal drum 2 50 Order by mail or through | Ing, uttered one heart-cry, “Wilf!" and then fell to the floor In a dead your grocer. faint—something she never did in her CRESCENT CHEMICAL CO. life before, nor has since. 526 Washington St.. Portland. Or. Then followed for a few days a per- feet whirl of excitement, for Mr. Car- boy appeared upon the scene and verified In detail all that Wilfrid had Life Without Food. And when It How long Is It possible to live with sketched In outline. out food? We have all read of a case came to considering the narrative not many years since, where some dovetailed together so astutely by French miners were entombed for Roger Hews, old John Trevecca was twenty-one days, and rescued alive able to add many little corroborative tong after everyone thought they details which had lain dormant in his must be dead; of course they were memory for years. In a very weakened condition, and re So Eunice Trevecca found herself quired the utmost care before they In all probability the richest single were out of danger. This, however woman in America. Her first thought Is by no means the longest time thal was to give her stepfather the best of a human being Is known to have ex care and attendance, under which bis isted without food, and in a recent I» health speedily mended, being of a sue of the British Medical Journal, constitution naturally hale and hearty. there is the record of a woman suf At first Eunice insisted that Wilfrid fering from cancer, who could take should Bhare and share alike. Find neither food nor drink of any kind, ing this Impracticable, she offered to yet she existed in that condition for settle a certain definite sum upon him. fifty-six days, and was, moreover, But not a dollar would he accept, say quite conscious till her death. In In ing that If she would forgive him the dia the fakirs Include among thelf large sums he bad disbursed during wonderful performance» abstention bis false tenure he would be content. from food for a v«*ry long period, bul All these attempted negotiations when they do thia they put them- were conducted by the lawyers; not selves Into a condition closely resem- once did the cousins meet, not a line bling sleep, and, of course, during passed between them. that time the body Is called on tc “I treated her too shabbily when I perform none of Its usual functions, was well off,” said Wilfrid to himself; and wasting of tissue Is reduced to I “I can't and won't go banging and minimum. FERRYS? NO DUST SWEEPING COMPOUND Ci 0 The summer swooped down on N « York tn the la ter day» of June with a rush, as la Its wont 'I he walls of the u.’W house on lilv rslde drive were up :o the heavy co nice», and the root was c'o ed In lor Eunice had «; vi ii o d< is tint t a work w is not o be stei i e«l i or the oug aal plans on, whit alt,-red N a; l> <\ ry a t, rnoen she and o!d .loi n wo,.Id , : tv« up ii| the there alter the h-.at ot the day to.-, h.tv.ng made the seductive acqui ta-ce ot the flare r.totit. the o'd r. an ileielor. «1 a | er- on its covered icct mat. a lor < n. t-iazza. u"d so I: v « was u ually re- served lor he ii • : beauty and ter :oi gh e d n g : , .1 < s.-opt his tavorlt« cor. e: seat. ■ e ■ il ey could »««• the l:eb e river lob • CT i'.sclt iii the haze no; thwa: <1. On one o: these tr «. a- th* y d: ove s owly past the uew mcnstou, Eunice was sure i ibe saw Wlltiid walking away with h jtv strides. his back to«.a d- them "Poor fellow!" it? sighed. "H-w he nn. t tniss :t ! V bat a ut< d!ul change for hini to go L. ck to tee life he anvays bated go!" For by dint of careful Inquiries she i bad lound out that Stet nis had a|> p-iid to hfs i.ld firm, aid was ag : I n doing desk work drudgery trciu u tine to five at $1' a w.ek. Perhais—for who may fathom the heart of a maid?—it was the knowl- edge of this that kept her in tow n a:l that summer Sl.e ottir. talked of g i: g away so: ewhere, discussing the merit» of sev ral placts of which she heard—the B<rks an es. the Hamptons. s-nd ev< n Nev. j ert —but John Trevecca seemed very hard to move Cast ja then, "Bide a 1 bit. lassie," he would say. “There's a mort o' time ah« ad o' 'ee. Who'll s- e ta th' Iron-work 'round th' new htx-Se | If I'm away'?” Eunice laughed good-humored'y. "Oh. well." sh-‘ agreid. "if you are quite comfortable I am content to stay in town. dear. There is plenty of leisure before us, as you say. must go somewhere this winter, though, or I shall be having you on my hands again with that dreadful asthma. What do you say to going to Bermuda to escape the damp and the cold?" "Any place so's there's plenty o' warm sunshine," he would answer, and she let him off for the present with that understanding. So the torrid months of July and August slipped by, and September came in with the Dog star dying hard. Despite the heat, they really were very comfortable In their new abode high up In one of the great apartment hotels overlooking the park, Eunice had never appeared lovelier, All her good point» were enhanced by the pretty toilets In which she felt she could now indulge, and with feminine quickness she soon adapted herself and her personal adornments to her new circumstances. Of one thing she was secretly very glad: Wilfrid's beautiful ring, which had been often out of place in the latitude of Mac- dougal street, now never left her finger—a trifling fact which did not escape the keen scrutiny of old John Trevecca But never a word said he. One evening, after a scorching hot day, when all the city to the south ward lay shredded In a steaming haze of heat, Eunice and her father, having just finished dinner, were sitting at the open window in the fast deepening twilight, the old man puffing at a great meerschaum pip* which had been one of Wilf's earliest gifts in his opulent days. "A gentleman to see Mr. Trevecca,” announced the voice of a maid- servant out of the dusk of the Inner room. "Who do you suppose It said Eunice, switching on the lights. "Did the gentleman give any name?" she inquired. "No, ma'am; he »aid he wanted to see Mr. Trevecca personally,” was the reply. Old John rose heavily out of his spacious chair and went shuffilng into the reception-room, closing the door behind him. A young man rose upon his entrance, saying: "My name's Matthews, Mr. Treveo- ca. I've looked you up because there's a friend of mine who I fancy Is a friend of yours also, and who needs some attention—Wilfrid Stennis." "Eb, lad 'ee doan't say so!” rumbled the old fellow. "An' what do 'ee say'« th' matter wl' th lad?" "Well, sir. aa tar us I can make out lie's all gone to pieces- pegged out down on Ills luck, y' know," was the jerky answer. ____ Old Trevecca nodded urn! smoked furiously, ns was his wont when In- w ardly excited "He rooma across the hall from me —sittue room'a he had beiure he came into all that money Been working pretty hard all summer no vacation. y' know and 1 guess he's about tuck ered out. I,lit e off his head when I got home ton aht Kept mumbling a lot of rubbish, but I caught on to your name. R< meii.l» i«*d le u-od to know you, and ao I came up here Beastly Iwrdlng l.ouso—p- ople don't cure- no place lor a sick man, y' know. Ought tn have a doctor or a . nurse. I gues.-!" During ti ls aprech o'd lohn was a study, Ills Illa hug** 111'; bulk heaved and swelled, bis < v< a I':« 1 • d tire from un der tl.- lr ti ishy that« In a. aid ho fair ly b Iched stv.olie "Eh. Ind!” be rnnib’ed, gripping the hand of yovig Stanley Matthews and n« ar y dr: ft ;it g It m I off Illa feet, ■'y' coom tn th' net shop. y did' Ah've pot summun In there aa'll l><* both d< ctor nrd nurs to poor Wilf. U.c y' g In' rent hick? • Ye»? Thon we'll b- wl' y' In th twinklin' o' a bedpost ! r de ye t! ' • o the room He fafriy Hott where he had le t "I’ll a«i y' 11 ho cried, strt gs'lrg ot t 1 Inahlon on at reel : hie loir gleg coat, and J •• t aw nke. to w I . • I clung <>n his . .1 ee ta cOUtu grizzled bind. "1 wf me tills mlnu.e!' Eunice's nurd nt a signal fetch« d her tint and glim*», a d In live mln utes they were out • n Columbus av enue and boarding a pas.otig car The Introduction to Matthews a as accolli- pilshed In Ibis wìki : "This Is Ih* nuss nn' Ih' do.'tor I was tollin' '««• of, Mr Matthew» my daughter. Miss Tri ve ca." accolli- I allied by n mighty Jab ot thè < lb«>w that marly knock« d the breath oul of the astonished Stanley. They alight««! at th«> corn««r of Wi«v«r'-v place an«! Broadway and hrorgh tn Washington square It was many w<«-kH since Eunice hud been in the n< Igl.borhi <»i, and she lookej curiously nt th«« one«* familiar seem s, and an ff«*d the h«-avy and fetid nlr with something of disgust. Matthew s led th«* w ay up the stoop of one of the old f ishtoned hiiilres on ths south sld<* of the square, which was fill«-«! with boa:d«rs of both sexes ta king the nlr, who looked wonderlngly at the daintily dress«-«! Eunice us they made way for the trio. "If you'll wait h« re," sahl Stanley, showing them into the boarding house parlor. "I'll Just run up and see If bu s fit to receive company." "1'11 go wl' 'ee, lad." said Trevecca "Bide here a bit. girlie." Left alone, her h« art In a tremor, for all she had b« en able to elicit from her lather on the way down was the admission that Wilfrid was III and teeded looking after, the girl was a prey to emotions which there was no time to analyze, for in a very few minutes old John appeared at the door again and beckoned her silently. He led the way up the wid«t, uncar- I m ted stairs, puuslng a moment out rumbling side the room to whisper: "He's in there, lassie, an’ he ni-.-ds 'ee badly." Then he opened the door and fcently pushed her In. As he looked back for one Instant I ho saw Eunice on her kn--«-» by the bedside. with Wilfrid's head In her arms. Then he closed the door gently and u aited. copfldent of the result. “They've both b«*« n tried In th' cruclbl« but th' tire baxna hurted them !" lie muttered In bls native brogue. CHAPTER XII. T’pon the sheltered deck of a south bound steamer a month later stood two figures, Wilfrid Stennis and Eunice, his wife. They had been mar- ried that morning John Trevecca was also on board, but In the siiio- king room, out of the night alr. The Highland lights on Navesink were flashing like twin stars against a pale streak of clear autumn sunset which threw Into relief the rounded hills of Staten Island. His arm was around her waist, and her head was pillowed on his shoul der, careless of any chance beholders Two sentences are all we need to over hear of their murmured conversation: "Eunice means 'happy victory,' you know,” the girl was saying. "It has certainly proved so for us. Don't you think so, Wilf?" He pressed her closer to him for answer, and then with his free hand he pointed to the dying day, saying: "At evening time it shall be light!” THE END. Founding of Khartum. Khartum Is not yet a century oln and It owes Its existence to an or- lental form of treachery. When Khe dive Mohammed All Invaded the Su dan In 1820 he marched triumphantly to Shendl, where his troops were en tertained at a banquet by the sub missive natives. But while the khe- dlve's high officials were seated at the feast they shared the fate of the viands and were themselves reduced to funeral baked meats Full of fury the army fell on Shendl and demol ished It. Marching south, the Inva ders reached the junction of the Blue Nile and White Nile. With the con queror’s instinct they recognized that the strip of land, with Its few fisher men's huts, of straw, formed Ideal strategical headquarters So Khartum finally grew Into the most sensitive part of the Sudan organism. LITTLE THINGS IN NATURE Little Olrl Who Old Not Know Number of Seed Compartments In Apple« Asks a Poggiar, "How many se-«I compart mente ere her« In nn appio?" ha a-keil No on iswcred. ■'And yet." eontlnu'*<l the school In rector, "ail of you rat nnnv en npp' t th« course of a year, amt »»« th lit 4-* «*ry *lnv p o' ib y You mu- i n to m tic* ilio lltt.e things In tie m." I*h« tn'k of th * In uri-tnr Impresse »« chi .Ire i, »nd nt ¡ i tlm* th« tear ■ over.ioard them «I cu««l--g A H * g'rl. e ttlmt l> *r c.impatiloiie rouu i*. gravely sn d. 'Now, children, str rose I am M ivl< r. you'v*« g*>t to kmiw mt r« s'«’■ •non th! ns if y <u don't yon » I y.r«iw up to he f o s Now tell n n -le." she c ni nu «I lookllvt »1er at a n n.i mate "b w may tvutlioi r.« tlivru « n n hen P.xCJTOI CHANüCI Weir This Stylish Suit! «•Uff MrÍM lusllu l’r( II i U di II . v I mm I m I. ffiiN|«Mlaet «*r*«*l**<l rih I bri««*( I.IIIIVI VMlWIkOUII IMRt I>n<* Hit. H MP «XII livw lu y«»ui * |li ,, Y.U»»4 >•! 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When did store t«> get n bottle <he decid«? of l.ydU K. lTtili- b.nn's Vegetal. Io The Rich Uncle. Compound, but the Young Jkx-tor Ih-llo, old chnp' clerk did n«t wznt Don't believe 1 hav«« met you elnc< t<> l.-t nn* have it— we were boys at school. You're look he said it was no good mid wanted mo Ing prosperous. to try somettilng Young Ijiwyer Yes; ii rich uncle cl e, but kll.iwillg died two years ago and I came into nil about it 1 In possession of nearly 1100,000. sisted and finally Young Doctor- Why, 1 wasn't got it, mid 1 mu so awr.ro you had a rt«-h uncle. gl.ul 1 did, for It has curt d me. Young lawyer Oh. ho wasn't my •' I know of so many cases w here wo. uncle. Ho was the undo of one of men hi.vc lieeii cur«-«l by Lydia E. I’lnl:- my clients. hatu's Vegetal le Compound that I can say to every suffering wommi if that medicine does not li«-ln her. there is Hard to Satisfy. "I always kiss him when I am In nothlnff that will.”-Mr« J a . sltzki , »". m I3 Aivh St., Chicago, 111. u*o«1 the money." This Is tbo ago of substitution, and "And do you always get It?" women who want n cute should insht "Always." upon I.ydla E Pinkham's Vegetable "Thon why thvt faraway, doubtfu < oiiipound just as this w oman did. and nok In your eyes*" m>t accept something c I m * on which th.* "I am Just trying to d elde w-h«tti«-r druggist can make a little more profit. « lets me have th«* n o-i«*y be an»- Women who are passing through this * likes to have me kiss him, or b* critical period or who are stilfcrlnq from any of thos.* distressing Ills pe iu»e ho wants me to stop." culiar to their sex should not lose nii’l.t of th«* fact that for thirty years I.ydi i Merely Suggested. E. Pinkham's Vegetable Coni|»«nnd, "I see where stripes and the loci which is made from roots and herbs, ■ tep arc to be abolished In th«* ,Mlnn« has been th« standard remedy for fe ■ota state penitentiary because the male ills. In almost every community Icpress convicts." you w ill find women w ho have I«.-, n restor.it t<> health by I.ydla E. Piuk, "Very thoughtful on the part of th Luu'» Vt'gctublu Compound. -eforrners. Perhaps they will nex holfsh steel cages and barred win lows because they give s<-nsl:|ve ao Sara.ns Iruustry. iourners that pent up feeling.’' Ths sardine Industry gives employ- nu nt, in ths Spanish port of Vigo, to 23.000 people, of whom ».000 are wom Striking Personality. "Do you observo his calm. Judíela1 en The wage» of tbs men rang- from RO cents to 11 a day and of the women eye?" from 26 to 35 cents Tbs value of the »8." "HIs breadth of shoulder? Ills preserved sardines exported last year firm set mouth? Illa powerful jaw?' waa |2 2o3 BM» "1 do." "Well, there stands a man who wrote '1911' the first time he tried It and has been writing the year cor rsctly ever since." RHEUMATISM Punishment Fit the Crime. "I think that when an able bodied mnn comes around to a kitchen door and has the nerve to ask for some thing to eat he should be punished In some manner." "So do J; why don't you make an t-xHirple of th«* next on«-?" "How can 1?" "Give him some of your cooking " Munyon’» RbonTnatlim Hetnmly rHIevci puliiR In tbr leK». iirnm. b»ck, »lifT ui Still Running. ■ wollen Jolntn. <*oiit«ln» ho in«»r ¡> hl n«i "What did that cowardly gossip, Opium, c « h nh>» or driig» tn dradrti tb plin. !t n«*iitrnlls**<4 tim u«l<! iu<l drh«*< Gabble, say when you made your an out nll rlwunmtlc i»ol»on« fron» th«» »y<- lounrenvnt that you Intended t<* tcfii. Wrlte l’rof. Afnnjron, M«l nml J«*fT- Mt*. Phlli . Pa*. für wedlca) ad- lorsewhlp him for his remarks about trpon vk«. abaoluUljr fn*v. vour family?” "I didn't catch what you said." Good Reasoning. "How was that?” **T wlwh Cousin Jim and M!vi Jonea "Oh. It was some kind of a running would got married,” pondered eight comment.” ypar old Nadine •’ ’Cause, why, mam ma?” **Oh, I don’t like either of them, One Wey. an’ If they’d <<»t married to each A Scotch student, supposed to b" d<* other an’ go off on a long, long wed ficlent In Judgment, waa ask d by n ding Journey, J wouldn’t have to aee professor. In the course of his exam any more of them, an’ they’d ought Inatlon, how he would discover n to be happy. Ho It would bo killing fool. two bird« with one atone!" "By the questions he would ask." was the prompt and highly suggestive reply.—Tit Bita. Unappreciated Favor. "Did you kiss papa before yon came out for the walk, dearie?” "No, mamma. But I asked Julie to do It for me.” The walk Is called off.—Journal Amusant. All Off. "Can I see Miss Chick?” asked A Rooster of Old Chanticleer?" "No,” was the reply; "she la get ting dressed for dinner.” More Immediate. "Here’s an affecting poem entitled Txist Youth.’” "Don't talk to me. I’ve just loot a dollar." DYSPEPSIA ''Having taken your wonderful 'Caaca- reta’ for three months ai«d being entirely Ctired of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia, I think a word of praise is due to *Csacarets’ for their wv>n«lerful cmnposi- tion. 1 have taken numerous other so- called remedies but without avail, ami I find that Caacnrets relieve more in a day than «11 the other» I have taken would in a year." lames "Mcduna, PI*Mant Pslatahle. fotenL Tul. Po Uorxt Nev» Mlek«*n Wo.Von nt GrlrX lOe. Z6«. «0® Nevor oold In bulk. T*«« ron- eln. table« a«amport C C Q l.uaranbwl le •ar. or ruur mono, baok. TAKE A DO»« OF