Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is the most effective medicine for the complete purification of the blood and the complete renovation of the whole by*- tern. Take it this spring. « (Will “■ II« < <•)■ -»■»•I«. H|- m - U.«lt priori (i«>la, •liver lM> ¿.n* •I t opper II M uiiu« a d full |>ri<'O lio* «)M lu |‘l left! Ion <\t«|IR*l *• 4 I’tetrll*» «Offe* ( »lUlb.U hslM'Ukl ikhk KODAKS Writ« lor rotate* U«« •»*! h«oro INMfll UPON WESTERN «----- MANTLES I A KU!N A U). he . BbOtMm 3M Front St»e»t Portland. Or« ■Kzrr SYSTEM FULL OF URIC ACID THE GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY CURED Two years ngo I w*s vrrv «irk nnd gftrr britig triatrtl by SC V rm I <»f the b«”*t pbys.eians in Clinton, I did not *r«m to get any brtt« r I was rortfined to my hr«I Mering your Mwamp Root idvertincd, 1 reaolvr.l to give it a trial. After using it for thrrr w»*rks. I found 1 wn> gaining nieeiy, - • I font nun I until I have takrn a number of bottle». I am now restored to hralth and have eontinu«*d rny labor*. My system wn full of Trie arid, but Dr. Kilmer'* Rwnnip Root cured me entirely. 1 uio •ixty y«ar* old. Your* very truly, W. C. COOK. Clinton, la. ®tn*e of Town, Clinton Count V. f On thin 13th day of July, A. D., 190®, W C. Cook to me personally known ap­ peared before me uul in my presence •uhaeribrd and s*<»rr to the above and foregoing statement. DALE H SHEPPARD, Notatv Public, in aud for Clinton < o Or Let*er «• Bll»«r « 0a Blarfcaw»—. W V Prove What Swamp-Root Wil Do for You Rend to Dr. Kilmer A Co.. Bingham tun. N Y„ for a sample bottle. It will Convince anvone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, tell Ing all about the kidney* and bladder When writing, be sure and mention this Faper. For sale at all drug store* ‘rice fifty cents and one dollar. OREGON AND WASHINGTON FARM LANDS It Is by believing In. loving end fo* lowing Illimitable Ideals that a man grows great Their very Impossibility is tholr highest virtue They live be­ fore us es the Image of that which we are to grow for ever.— Stopford Urooko V< <1 wl I «W»; iliink < .uni liti All'll eu.d. |. i «I» ferì elillly chili’ coli, limiì II Inkc n do».. <. nini you ju«t cau'i Strong Ps»S»rtng FsculM>«. Boliriid a conductor uo'Ak.u» bis ws< '.trough tbs car. curiously scrutiniti«, vsry onus feet Ho looks puxilei’ • nd Anally holding up s luta half ske Itb a laced gallar In placa srousd F alls out, with s bro,u broglia. grU .lug widely "Suro, will lbw parsa, with a wooden log piasse claim Ibis' Ml tbs woman In tha ear nervuuAl) pul) their skirts till further dews. au. the man put away tholr uswapapaca.- Nsw York Constipation causes »nd Hg«ravntn nmriv aerioua i is. usrs. It is thorough ly cured by Hr. I'lerce’s Pic.Kant Pol lets. The favorite licnidy laxative. Humor of ths Wag. "Yes. he's a vary marry wag." says the Cleveland Plalndaaler. "The last lima he went to Mnxlro hla wife asked him to bring bsck some of the embroidery work for which the coun­ try Is famous Whan ha reached boms hr handed hor n bos containing a half doxrn human lertb Mercy,' she cried, 'What's this?' 'Mexfciui drawnwork.' he trippingly ren'trd " FOR ALI SORE EYES All h« vauia carry». An At'nnta men not long ago met a larky who waa c Ivlng a horse so thin hut It st.-grvrod as It walked "Why ■'.'•n t you i >t more fl-sh on that nag?' ndlg" ntly demands I the Atlantan Scuse it <•. bi..«." rc-rllcd the driver Hut i'a doin' do brat I kin. Caln't o see. bona, dat to' boss kin hardly ■rry * tat little |f*«b he's got on Liu. C.W Moyrdg C ver Chines« C-sves. Tlrre I, tin market for Atner’eat •lade rue'nl mornmenta tn Ch'n* fo he sin pie rearon ti al thr Chinese d< ot use sonumfr.li for markin raves The co.Tn la interred shot ns fcot be ow the surface and ore a moi.nd Is raised, its sire depone g upon the rank of the family an s fcvlltg toward the departed tu«m cr. _ ______________ IO Cl R' A IMO tn ONr DAV rake I.AXAT1VH Itm Mii Qumm, TsL'et. mi, >s re'und money If It Nils to cure. t. W .KOI u a sitfiMlture Is on each box. Xbc. The Excuse In,emeus. An Irlshmau and hla English friend were out rabbit shooting They had Iwen very unsuccessful and were re turning downhearted when they saw a bare dart out of the hedge Mike, In amarement. failed to shoot, and ths luire escaped “Why didn't you shoot It*" asked the Eng.lehmsu "Shure " said Mike. *'l didn't see It till It was OUt Of Ulsht idee. «Anew rum as s Liean-Cut Man An applicant for cltisenahip wen' with a cftlsen before Judge Chatfield In the Vnlted States district court In Brooklyn. “Are you sure this man will make a good American?” asked the court of the witness The witness was sure “Why?” asked the court "Because,“ answered the witness, "1 have shaved hi— «»n v,,rs - Vmir druryi.t will refund money if I'AZO OINT­ MENT fails Incur, any cane uf Itchins Blind. Ulwdln, or Pwitrudlns P'las In « to 14 daya 60c. I HARRY M COURTRIGHT V Ideals Always Impertant. When the csar of Musala was tha most conspic uous psrsonsgs In Europ. * visitor st Washington was rulstin» flow strstignrs to tbs csar knelt In bl «rasano«. On Dnlsblng tha story th. peuker remarked to H.uscor Us. on: "I supposti, coionol, that yo uuld not think of kuvslln, to IL aar?” Uoniou Inuaiit.y rep.led si itb tremendous emphasis: "No, si o sir Au Ainuilcan kuools only I ■-d aud »•- " Pltrs CDRCD IN f> TO 14 DAV». Bought and Sold Yeon Bldg.. Portland. Oro. Amsrloan K m « ■•nd* Only te Twe. J A SMALL FARM With water when the crop need« It pro­ duce« more than a la nr« ranch without. Rt'Y 5 OH 10 ACHES Of Sympathy Begets Sympathy. In life. In school. In society our persoual enthusiasms aud mental de sires will attract from others that ' which will satisfy them, and will , draw unto themselves tbs beat from other minds. No one learns without first wishing to learn -that Is certain That no sympathy la galued without a like gift la almost as equally sure. Indifference never can accomplish thia. _________________ Aid for N«ar-8lght»d. A German Inventor haa devised what ho calls telescope eyeglasses They are intended for the use of hurt al,?hte Murine Eye Halve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c. *1.00. Eye Book/ and Eye Advbe Pree by Mall. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Ob' 7 THE F00TT-T1TUS MACHINERY HOUSE 1£4 Union Avenue FAR FROM BEING PRACTICAL HI D! I M), DENTIST «« •■■..zV'. Latest Im'-roved in the Hoe; Single or Double Disc; Force Feed; S'ecl Ribbon 'I u es; Re-enforced Frame no sagging; Heavy Wooden Wheels. The Strongest and Best-Mide Drill on the Market. Two, four, or six-hor-e hitch. Sen I for large 111 istrated Catalogue, and state size Drill interer.ted in. Drills are guaranteed. Guarantee All My h 9 ‘ We Bh'p on 30 DAYS* I REE TRIAL ERUGHT PAID Less In Hasting Valus ef Fuel. Twendollns Was Willing to Leave Recent tests of the lose of heating Home of Luxury for That of value of coal In storage Iodinates that Poverty and 8elf-Denlal. It la so small that It Is hardly worth conaldsratlon Illinois coal put to the "And so your father refuses to con tsat at tha University of Illinois lost «ent to our union?” less than 3 per ernt. In thr course of "He does, Harold." a year, but the most serious matter The sad youth swallowed a sob. Is the loss by fire from spontaneous "Is there nothing left for us, then, combustion and the breaking up of hut an elopement?" said he. Into small particles so that the coal "Nothing." th« loss by dust is a matter of some The girl was fond. but firm. moment. “Do you think, Gwendoline, that you •tould abandon this luxurious home, for Unavoidable. A Corr«« pond ent writes to correct a get all the enjoyments of great wealth, story printed In the Cleveland Plain banish yourself forever from your de­ Dealer several days ago. "In the snake voted parents' hearts, and go out Into story I sent you," he complins, "you the world with a poor young man, to made one mistake I told you that ths enter a home of lifelong poverty and snake waa 20 feet long and you had It self denial?" "I could, Harold.” only ten feet long " The editor say» The sad youth rose wearily, be la very rorry, but the error was un­ avoidable. "We w«-te very much crowd­ reached for his hat. "Then,” said he. ed for apace when we used the story “you are far from being the practl and we had to cut everything duun.” cal girl 1 have all along taken you to be." The Brain's Evs. And with one last look around n W Iioyne. In Madtcal Record, on the surnptuousness of the home that states that “eye" really exists In th« some day be had hoped to share, he brain II Is. In fact, a very compound 'obbed aud said farewell. thing, a subconscious brain Judgment Involving many other organs than the Couldn't Stand That. actual anatomical eye« It Involve» Daisy—So you're wearing Gerald's knowledge, experience, very largely ring again! I thought you sent It back the aetiae of touch, and •< inc timer, th« to him and told him be nei-dn't call senae of heerier nr an »t|. again It was all over between you. Maxi< I did. but he didn't take it Whale Stranded on England's Shore. as I thought he would, He called, I-osing Its bearings in the shallow said I had done just right, that it waters of the Wait, a specimen of was all for the best, and that be »ar the fin whale became stranded on the convinced we never could be happy bench at Holme-next the Sea. England together, anyway. You don't suppose When first discovered it was wounded I «as going to stand for that kind of and was seen «pouting and lashing talk, do you? I wept one little tear :te water Into foam close in short —and the next minute be had my head When the ebb tide set in It was on his shoulder, was calling me hl* stranded, and numerous [xsople wit­ iarllng. and telling mo be couldn't live nessed Its dying gasps It was pome “lthout me.” thirty feet In length and about six­ teen feet In rlrth Embarrassing, "You certainly have not got much Idea From South Africa. tact." A South African baker has perfect "What have I done now?" ed a baking process by which steak "Jumping on Mrs. Jinx the way you Is grilled at a temperature of 1,000 de do about encouraging her husband to green Steam at 220 degrees Is trans­ go hunting, and asking her bow she formed through pipes mid a superheat would feel If he should be brought er Into the grilling air. The hot air home dead?" will cook a whole ox. so It ought to "Well, what's the matter with that?" do for barbecues.—New York Press. "When a woman's husband carries $100,000 life Insurance you should Changes of the Hair. Hair darkens some 65 per cent dur never ask her how she would feel If Ing the first five years of life, and s be were to die." further 33 per oent. up to the age of forty five This darkening is more Solving s Deep Problem. tuarkvd In n’.i» • S"- I- 'orpalaa. “Don't you think it extremely vulga, to speak of the human eye as a lamp?" Was Used to IL “Yes. Indeed; and even worse to call Country Boarders—"Don't you, see. eyes 'glims.' ’’ pretty maid, how we are all following "And 'optics' always seem bo af­ you?" P M—“Oh. jree, when I come fected." home from the pasture the goats do "Right you are. While 'peepers' Is the same "—MiNrrendorfer Blaetter. , highly suggestive." "True. What do you think would be 'most proper?" “Why not content ourselves with / Work, calling eyes eyes?" ti 1 Can’t Guarantor* It. I Ikm’t Do It. "By Jove! That's a happy thought" DR TIGER GRAIN DRILL EITHER WAY. Now located at fourth floor Washington Bldg. Corner Wtah. ami 4th Sta. PORTLAND. OR. PORTLAND. OREGON Wise Pig. A farmer of Delaware has a pig that ought to be In a circus. To obtain ap­ ples the pig. starting some distance from a tree runs, jump« Into the air, and, catching a limb In its mouth, hangs on and shakes down the fruit. Seek and Find ths Curs There Is a cure for every ailment* Remove the cause. A buggy won't de anything but Jerk and its wheels eaa do nothirg else than scrape so long as the brake Is on. Throw off the brak* and you will go some. Discouraged The erpres -»n occurs so many times in letter« iron sick women, ” I we» completely diicouraged.” And thero it alway« ¿d reason fur the discouragement. Years cf pein and «uffering. Doctor aft if d octor t.-iod in vain. Medicine« doing r.o lasting good. I: i. no wonder that the wor.ian feel» discouraged. TLoutands of tbeae weak ar.d tick women have found health and courage regained aa the reach cl the use tt 1»; $5and $10 the dozen. Bold by all drii -gist» and horse g oda bouses, or sent, express paid, by the manufacturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Cheniists, Goshen, Ind. Not All for Nothing. 'Duke, I'm sorry," said the mlllion- e, "but my daughter can't marry i." 'Then I have loved In vain?" ot wholly, duke. Here's $50 for Die conndence kit by larmers *.:d gardeners in Ferry's Seeds to-day would have bees impossible to kei in any seels two score ol years ago. We have made a •cience ol seed FÛW..-.1 COLDS pOLDEN .vV/EST Manyen's Cold Remedy Relieve« the bead, threat aud lung" almoxt Immediate­ ly. Checks Fevers, stops Dischargee of the nose, takes an ay all sebes and pali.« caused by colds. It cures Grip aun ob­ stinate Coughs and prevents Pneumonia. Write Prof. Munyon, Mrd and Jefferson Pts . Phils.. Fa., for medical udvlve at», soluteb' free. SPICES aAKINO POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CLOSSETaDEVEn PCRT l ANO "Why, Jimmie! Is It true that you gave little Bobbie a black eye?" "Y—Yessum.” "What excuse have you far such a brutal act?” "W—Well, he pervoked me." "Ho»' did he pro­ voke you?” "He hit back!” orl J No. 11—'11 MILUONS ¿f FAMILIES u-ináSYRUPsFflGS —J ELIXIRS SENNA A Corking Good 5moke ! ^MONUMENTAL FULL 5* ÙORIH FOR COLDS Ai D HEADACHFA INDIGESTION AND Y3LR STOMACH. GAS AND FERMENTATION, CONSTIPATION AND BILIOUSNESS. WtTH MOST SATISFACTORY RESULTS. NOTE THE NAME ^3 f T CALIFORNIA FIC SYRUPCO.!^ SigÖichel&Co PORTLAND «ORE* IN THE CIRCLE ON EVERY PACKAGE OF THE GENUINE • Wholebole Agents. NO DUST SWEEPING COMPOUND Clean« and brighten« Car­ peta Riis«. Linoleum« and rk»,r«. Abeorbe the verm- laden du«t. Savee daetin* and beating rarpeta. Per bbl.. BOO Ibe. »6 00 Per bbl., 160 Iba. . 4.00 7Mb. metal drum 2 SO Order by mail or through your groeer. CRESCENT CHEMICAL CO. kill Wx,hin«U'i St.. Portland. Or. P ort LAN d ^ oregon J » THT WONDERFUL POPULARITY OF THE CENl'INE SYRUP OF FIGS AND ELIXIR OF SENNA HAS LED UNSCRUPULOUS MANUFACTURERS TO OFFER IMITATIONS. IN ORDER TO MAKE A LARGER PROFIT AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR CUSTOMER» IF A DEALER ASKS WHICH SIZE YOU WISH. He—I could valse to heaven with ' you, sweetheart. She—But I don't want to valse to ! heaven. He—Let us reverse then. dear. OR WHAT MAKE YOU WISH WHFN YOU ASK FOR IYRUP or FIGS AND ELIXIR OF SENNA, HE IS PREPAR- rc TO DECEIVE YOU.. TE1X HIM THAT YOU WISH THE GENUINE. MANUFACTURED BY THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. ALL RELIABLE DRUGGISTS KNOW THAT THERE IS BUT ONE GENUINE ANO THAT IT IS »tAN'U. PACTURED They Toll Not. all these houses boarding “Are houses?" "Yes, and this is Easy street." "Why do you Util ft Easy street?" "Because of the tranquil Ilves leu by the husbands of the women who conduct these boarding houses." Prompt Action. Journalist—There was a shocking murder last pfght Have you arrested the murderer? Pollcet•* j —No, sir; but we have locked up 20 people who saw the crime committed.—New Magaxlne. BY THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO ONLY NOTE THE NAME F ► PRINTED STRAIGHT ACROSS. NEAR THE BOTTOM. AND IN THE CIRCLE. NEAR THE TOP OF EVERY PACKAGE.OF THE GENUINE ONE SIZE ONLY. FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING ORUGGISTS REGULAR PRICE SO. PER BOTTLE. rg ’ síkupo • • MINIATURE HCTLXl Of PACKAGE. --------- >--------- SYRUP OF FIGS AND ELIXIR OF SENNA IS ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO THE NEEDS OP LADIES AND CHILDREX AS IT IS MUD AND PLEASANT GENTLE AND EFFECTIVE. ANO ABSOLUTELY FREE FROM OBJECTIONABLE INGREDIENTS. IT IS EQUALLY BENEFICIAL FO« WOMEN AND FOR MEX YOUNG AND OLD FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS ALWAYS BUY THE GENUINE. C alifornia F ig S yrup Ca