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nig Income ship entering the har
bor,
Too many peepl» judge tlie world t>>
their own breadth
A man <*aii I'« run down In the atreel
a» well s* In health.
You want to be sure of your foot
Ing before you climb too high
The Increiute In the price of leather
bss made aho«-» pltvh more than ever
Bonners A woman la alwaya ehang
Ing her mind Jeunere Not,'when eti<
decldra that abe wunts a no
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CAP
and
BELLS
FASHION HINTS
A Bad Stomach
will cause you untold mis
ery, for when this organ is
out of order the entire di
gestive system becomes de
ranged and the first thing
you know, you are real
sit k. The best medic ine to
correct, sweeten and tone
the stomach is Hostetter’s
Stomach Hitters ami a trial
will convince you of that
fact. It is for Headache,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia and
M<daria. Get
ECONOMICAL LIGHTING CO.
u Mtta sum srtut. rotruma. auca*
in (aMh.lma Lighting Myitm* Man* lea
uul Glaaawar* Aladdin Kan-aem«» Manila l^amp«
Unl "Up pi I m f« all rnaka* of Manila 1 -atm pa*
Ait tcwanl-d. Satoi f<>r (atalotfua and Prise
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CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
I’alnlaaa K b traction . . F i < m
Allver Fillings.................. 5o<
Gold Flllina. ................... 7s
21 K Gold Crowns............. •
Porcelain Crown* ............ I.
Molar Gold Crown«
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Bridge Work, ¿1 K Goll
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Inlay Fills. PursQold
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Vsry Nies Rubber Piste
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ALL THIS WORK 19 GtlARANTVUD
!W»n’t throw four mmey sway. A dollar saved
• twodollare earned. Our original rallaM« Modart
*atnl«wM Methods and our perfected uifics squlp-
nr nt aavea ua time a nd y«»ur money.
IOSTON DENTISTS. Sth « Morriiia, Fsrllaa*
tare 291 Mufrhna. <>pp««hr PoatoArr and Meier A
>aahiithe«l is Portland 10 year*. Opra rvening«
anl I antf »«ndaya wnril 12110. for people via werft.
Hereditary Instinct.
When baby turn« away from th*
tmiable visitor who Is trying to make
friend«, ami rushes tn mother and
burl)-« hl» face In her skirts. he tn do
ing exactly what It was wine for chll-
Ired to du in tho ancient forest. when
itrangor anil danger were the same
:hlng. and not Juxt rhyme* aa they
tru now.
And .•«citler Meant If.
A man who han kept accurate
iay« that of ten tnon you meet
»III »ay something disagreeable,
line out ton woman will «ay
hlng agreoeb'«
count
eight
while
some-
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IX) YOU KNOW uhat Sectional Fur-
► nlture is? It <v»rtW* ft» you in sections.
* Ano* A«*/ down You »ft It up powr»Wf and
. miv ¡ill ik'ul^n1 profits and fnti^hl It is
.i// v./f./.sM It it moi pit- t,> ft! up Money
bask if you arr not kitii/ied and phased.
Huy from th^ fa* tory Saw one third to
ont-Kulf SEND FOR CATALOGUE.
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Swrnlb and HawtUrna An.
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HIS LOBSTER RUSE WORKED
"»Id Bird Blay* Out Until After Lock
Up Time and Gaine Admla-
»Ion by Clovsr Trick.
Tim Old Bird rescind home Into,
and found Im had «scuodud lock up
tlmo.
11» rang and rang, and then lie rang
again. After Unit ho rang, and, aa
that had no effect, ho thought he'd
ring, and so ho rang.
At laat bla
wife'a head popped out of an upstairs
window.
"You can go away," aho aald. "I'm
tired of thia."
"Ho am L" anld tho Old Hird.
"You won't get in tonight!" she do
dared.
"But, my dear," expostulated tho
husband, "1 have brought homo a
boiled lobster and two bottle* of
chami«gno."
Mrs Old lltrd'a lmad popped In, and
MM>n aha had a turn ped downstair« and
opened the door,
"I'll make a light, dear," ahe aald,
leading the way through th* dark hall
, toward* tho dining-room.
Thon ah« turned on tho electric cur-
rent, and, looking at her spouse,
' trow not
"Well," aho demanded, "where are
th«» lobater and champagne?"
"Here, my dear!" aald tho Old Bird
vith a laugh, and tapped hla vest
Fascinating Forty-Flv*.
A typical, well preserved, w»!l-ed»>
I feel it my duty to furnixh you with
my testimonial »s to what your remedy
Swamp-Root did for rne when I was a ,
physical wreck from kidney and bladder
trouble. Some years ago 1 wan not1
able to do any work and could only just
creep around, ami am satisfied that had
‘t not been for Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-
Root I would not have lived. After
using the preparation for one month I
wan able to work some and when I had
uoed
worth of Swamp-Root I could
do a good day’s work.
1 used alxrnt
110.00 worth altogether and would not
take 110,000 for the good that it did
me. I consider it a (jod-send to suffer
ing humanity for the diseaaes tor which
you recommend it and have recommend
ed it to many sufferers.
H. L. HUGGINS,
Welch, Ark.
Personally appeared before me this
20th of September, 1909, H. L. Hug
gins, who subscribed the above state
ment and made oath that the same is
true in substance and in fact.
W. A. P age , J. P.
I attar to
Dr Illk«r A 0*.
>i»r>*wi-t w y
It la a poor friend that will pat you
on the bul k and kick your feet uul
from under you at the »nine time
Boyce -I wonder what makes a dog
howl when music plays
Joyce— I
fon t know, unless th» music awakens
the fleas
Comfortable Prison.
CettlBjo, the capital of the kingdom
of Montenegro, has probably the most
remarkable prison In the world. No
walls surround It and tho Inmates,
who furnish their own culls just as
they please, enr>m to stay them only
b- < auee they find their quarters com
tortablg
diet Is lllx-rul. with
wine on occasions and cigarette* to
taste
There la no work to do; no
distinctive garb is worn; and com
paratively free Intercourse is allowed
with the outside world. On certuln
tenet days tho prisoners am allowed to
entertain their friends
PHYSICAL WRECK RESTORED TO
HEALTH BY GREAT KID
NEY REMEDY.
WISE USE OF BY-PRODUCTS.
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*aa Dro»*h< Wedtk to Tkeaaasi»
Kagage* ia Dlarreot ladaatrl«».
Not so long ago many thing* which
ar» now bringing wealth to those who
handle them vent to waste. One-half
of th* beet sugar Industry went to
waste. Now, turougb the latest tcien-
title processes, fully 90 per cent of tb*
sugar can t<o obtained, write* MadA-
In Part*.
ifon C. Peters. A few years ago fully
Tho French artlat wua showing hl* one-half of tire slaughter house trade
| («text picture.
I represented waste, only the principal
"Eet la one noble picture,” boasted part* of the carcass being sent to mar
the painter.
"Beo ze fleece of re ket. Now all of the by product* are
cloud* and to fleece on to sheep, on ae put to some use. The blood 1* used tor
hillside."
dyeing Industries, while from the mus
"Any mom fleece?" laughed the cular tissue we get beef extract, from
I critic.
tho hide shoes, from the hair and
"Not now, monsieur Rut tore will bristles brushes, from boots and horns
tie some mom fleecing when co Amer gelatine and horn utensils, from en
lean millionaire aak for to one old trails and refuse fats for soaps, from
i 'uaaterpieoe nnd I cell him cl*."
I the bones phosphorus tor fertiliser.
Skim milk used to be almost value
less until chemistry found a way of
Those Jaalou* Summer Girl*.
Clara-- Bo you are really engage». extracting ths casein from It, and of
this good buttons are now mad«, and
' to George at last ?
It Is used also medicinally for numer
Dor*—Yea; Isn’t It juat beautiful?
Whey, or what is left,
Clara—I'm glad for you; and ho’» ous remedies
! when the curd Is taken off. was once
’ auch a brave fellow, too.
worthless waste. Now they are mak
Dora—la Oeorgo brave.
Clara—I should nay ho was. Why, ing lactose, or sugar of milk, from It.
he upeot the nklff we were In last Recent Industries have turned this
Hummer purposely and declared be rubbish Into coatings and sizings for
wouldn't save me uulu** I promised to paper, waterproof glues for wood ve-
| neers. substitutes for hens' eggs, hard
' marry him.
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rubber lactic acid and other useful
I commodities.
Professlonsl Wisdom.
The world of mining has been revo-
Customer By the way. Is Dr. Pills I lutionlzed in the past few years. The
as good a physician as Dr. Cubebs’ , culm that used to be piled up at th*
Druggist—Cnn't nay. but Dr. Cubebs mouth of the coal mines, and which
evidently doesn't think so.
aobody would carry away, Is now al
Customer—But when he went on hl» most as valuable as the unbroken coal.
vacation he turned his patients over Artificial diamonds, rubles and sap
to Dr. Pills.
phires are produced from It. Th* tail
Druggist—Well, what further proof ing* of coal mines had the mineral In
do you want?
! such minute particles that It could
I not be extracted. Some one discovered
; that gold was soluble In a weak eolu-
PROOF OF 8INCERITY.
i tlon of potassium cyanide; the discov
ery was applied in practice, every par-
| tide was recovered and seemingly
worthless orcs produced millions of
I dollars The loss also in silver mines
was enormous until a method was
| found of freeing the mineral from ths
i lead.
Much of the enormous wealth amas
sod by tho Standard Oil Company has
come from wise use of the by-product*.
, Paraffin, to cite just one instance,
which has proved so Immensely proflt-
| able to the concern, Is made from a
dfsagreeabie substance once thrown
Into the river, until the authorities
got after the company because of the
pollution
It produced. To burn It
made an unbearable etench, and In
despair the company appealed to the
chemists how to get rid of the nui
sance. when a process was discovered
to convert It Into paraffin.
Ask your doctor the medical
name for a cold on the chest.
He will say, “Bronchitis."
Ask him if it is ever serious.
Lastly, ask him if he pre>
scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec
toral for this disease. Keep
in close touch with your
family physician.
Th* "Toothbrush Plant."
One of the most curious plant* In
the world Is wbat Is called the tooth
brush plant of Jamaica It la a species
of creeper, and has nothing striking
about its appearance
I:y cutting
pieces of It to a suitable length and
fraying the ends, the natives convert
It Into a tooth brush; and a tooth pow
der to accompany the use of the brush
Is also prepared by pulverizing the
dried stems
W« p«bii«K oar forma.a*
Wo Danish a'.aohol
from oar aadioioaa
Wa arge yon to
•oQOoit joar
doo«or
tiers
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Wasted Tim».
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At present too much leisure tfm* 1s
spent In search of that knowledge
which means anything that In Interest
;
ing—especially hobbles—Exchange
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Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You
Send to Dr. Kilmer & C >„ Bingham
ton, N. ¥., for a sample bottle. It will
convince anyone. You will also receive
a booklet of valuable information, tell
ing all alaiut the k i.lryg *ad bladder.
When writing, be sure «nd mention this
paper.
For sale at all drug stores.
Vnce fifty-cents and one-dollar.
]u»t s tutpiclon of the hobbled ikirt
it »hown in t hi» ahemoon dre»» of chiffos
voile, it i> mod* over a pompadour »ilk,
a little of which »how, unv»il»d at th»
{ upp«r part of th» waiat.
Colds on
the Chest
eated woman of th» presant day who
confesses to forty, but whose heart
and complexion ar* both aa fresh as If
at least -ten—years younger, ba* a
keener zest for life than many a wom
an only half her age. Perfectly
groomed,
exquisitely polished
In
style and manner, she Is a thing of
beauty In a very real sense of the
word, and ahe knows her power/—
Gentlewoman
Sherman L?lay & Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
Memorial to a Discoverer.
The town ball of Ixineburg. In Han
over. contai us a touching memorial to
a pig who breathed bis laat tbre« hun
dred year* ago
This consists of a
handsome glass case inclosing a bam
in excellent preservation, and under
neath a black marble tablet, with the
following inscription In gold letter»;
"Passer* by, here you behold the mor
tal remain* of th* pig which acquired
for Itself the Imperishable glory by
the discovery of tl»e salt springs of
Lame burg "_________________
Mother* win find Mr». Wln»1<>w'» Soothing
Syrup tu*- b-»t remedr to u»o lot thalrcouarea
Surmg th« u-eturn» period.
Uiiv» oil to R»move Cinder.
Tho man with the cinder In uis eye
waa suffering great pain
Every one
had i different method of relief to sug
grst, but nothing had the desired ef- j
feet. At length one of the bystanders
procured a little olive oil from the
lunch room. This was poured into the
eye and relief was Instant. "I learned .
that method of dealing with cinder*
while abroad," said the bystander,
"and I guess It is atxnit as effective
a* anything after all."
Highest Good In Life.
The highest good Is found In the
way of doing good, giving what we
have, our beet selves, to others. Let
s man seek efficiency tn bi* business,
let him seek leadership In hl* profes
sion. let him seek enriching some
other lives
This Is the myrrh that
preserve* to us all that we gain and
perfume* all. while selfishness 1* the
tnoth that breeds decav and death.
We want you to try this Piano /.V YOCR
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
our expense because—
At the end of thirty days the Piano
fl SELF will convince you of the following
facts:
It’s the best value on earth for the price
(«75).
It’s MUSICALL Y and MECHAN CALLY
right!
We know there is so much real value in
this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $273—on tasy payments— that
we’re willing to let it be iPS OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell tfs own story io you —in your home—if you'll send us the
coupon.
Please sem. me ruu particulars conceminy this unusual Piano otter.
Name........................................................... Aaaresi..............................
LAMP UPSET; TWO
MEN LOSE LIVES
ROOMERS SUFFOCATED WHEN
FIRE CAUSES $20,000 LOSS
AT 411 WASHINGTON.
The accidental overturning of a lamp in
the storeroom of E H. M'Wrrhouse A Com-
pan» * eatabliMhment, 411 Washington
atreet. resulted laat night in the death of
two men and the destruction c-f approxi
mately I2OJ100 worth of property.
>'• ww itetu in Evening Telegram. October
4. MW.)
PROTECT YOUR LIFE
AND PROPERTY
Quick As Wink.
If your eyes ache with a smarting,
burning sensation and dizziness, use
PETTIT’S EYE SALVE. All druggists
nr Howard Bros., Buffalo. N. Y.
Priceless Relic Found.
The first original description of
America ever written has just been
discovered. It wa* penened by Dr
Diego Alvarez Chanca, physician tc
the second fi«‘t of Columbus, and was
dated at the Port of Isabella, Santo
Domingo, In January, 1494. Dr. Fer
nandez de Ybarra, of the New York
Academy of Sciences, with the Smith
•onlan Institution of Washington, aid
Ing and abetting, uncovered the docu
ments.
If lamp ia upset, dropped, or meet* with
an arc m lent of any kind, the automatic ex-
t nguishc-r on our safety burner cloees in
stantly. putting out the flame, thus pre
venting fire ajxi exploauin. Agents want
ed for open territory. Send 25 eta. fur
sam- le.
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OREGON.
Discipline.
"So you are living at * hotel?"
"Yes.” replied Mrs. Crosslots. "The
cook got so haughty and domineering
that we decided to simply walk out of
the house and show her that we could
be as Independent as anybody." .
JF )i~ms
ref* are certainly fine I gave a friend
one when the doctor waa treating him for cancer
oi tbe stomach TV* next morning he paused
four piece* .»f a tane worm. He then got a 1» m
am! in three days he passed a tape worm 45 foot
long. It was Mr Matt Freck of Millersburg,
Dauphin Co.. Pa. I am quite a worker for Caaca-
eets I use them myself an<! find them beneficial
•or most any disease causeti by impure blood."
Chas K Condou, Lewiacon, Pa., (MitUin CoJ
I’lrwaanL Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Ntfflr Sicken Weaken or Grip*
10c. 2&c. 5pc. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped C C G Guaranteed to
cur* «je your money buck.
When you tell your doctor about the bad
taste in your mouth, loss of appetite for
breakfast, and frequent headaches, and
•hen he sees your coated tongue, be will
say, “ You are bilious.” Ayer's Pill*
work well in such esses.
— MadO Irv • * **
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Uncertain.
Our climate is a series of surprfsesr,
and among our many prognostics of
the weather, the only trustworthy one
that I know Is that when It is warm.
It Is a sign that It Is going to be
cold.—R. W. Emerson.
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No Hypodermic Injections.
You can take this treatment at the Institute
or your home, and your money will t»e rvtumed
if a perfect cure ia not affected. Investigate
this, it will only take a few momenta to phone
us for information. Personal and financial
reference on application. For full informa
tion. phone. Ante or call at the
NEAL
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sere?
Polly—Well. In his love letters h»
never writes “Please destroy."
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The Rival Belles.
The Chinese Doctor
He Knew
Success Magazine.
A certain jourist was an enthusiastic
golfer. Once he had occasion to inter
rogate, in a criminal suit, a boy wit
ness from Bala.
"Now, my lad,” he’said, "are you
acquainted with the nature and signi
ficance of an oath?”
The boy, raising his Jirows in sur
The Drink Delightful
Nature has blended the pineapple’s con
stituents so perfectly that this pure juice,
bottled in Hawaii, needs no added sugar or
other assistance to increase its delight to the
user. It's a fine drink, a healthful drink, an
all-the-year-round drink. The rough throats
of winter and the delicate Stomachs of the
cold season are peculiarly in need of juit
this delightful appetizer from tropical Hawaii.
Ho—I really believe Miss IUghup
tried to cut us.
She (rival belle)— If she had tried
she would have succeeded. Did you
ever see such a hatchet-face?—New
Vork Weekly.
prise, answered;
“Of course I am, sir. Don’t I caddy
for you at the Country club?”
Had No Kick.
"Catch any flshF’
"Nop*."
Thia wondeful man has
made a life study of th*
propertiau of Roots.
Herbs »nd Barks, and
is giving ths world the
benefit of his s ei vi c—.
A mblilon.
"Better luck next time.”
Ambition causes a fool to jump to
"I'm satisfied. I don't care to hays ,h* moon and fall in the mud.—Chi
nhoap fish biting these expensive cago New*.
flies."
Iteflnrd.
Drink ft Pure
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Stomach and Kidney trouble», and all Private
DiMaaes of M n and Women.
A SURLCANCER CURE
Just received from Pekin. China safe» sure
and reliable. U..failing In Its works.
If you cannot call, write for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION HI«
Th« C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
It is Pure
When druggi*» sad grocer» haven't Doi«'» Pure Hawsiisn
Pineapple Juice, »»nd ua their name» and get a uaeful booklet,
NAM« I«
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs Used. No
Operations or Cutties
HAWAIIAN FINEAPPLEPBODVCrSCa.il*.
ill Market Street. Sas rranclae». Cat
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IÏKX vrrtUnw to advertisers pit
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Willie—Pa, what are "conversational
mention this paper.
power*?" Pa—South American repub
Llttlo Willie—Say, pa, what 1* or- lic*.—Puclc _______________
ganised charity f
Heredity.
Pa—Organized charity, my eon, t*
"Do you believe In heredity?"
tho condensed milk of human kind
"Certainly
I know a barbar who Color more roods brighter and faster colo r* than any other dye. One 10c package color* *Uk, wool and cotton equetUy well
n***.
at ^Oc A^MtSyriuX^fr^bookto*
and is guaranteed to give perfect reault*. Ask deal«, or w. wlU Mnd
kaa Ur** llttl* shaver*"
As Pa See* IL
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
MW io «vs. H*scb and oil* colon»
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