DBWTÏBTBT 2,000 YEA RU AOO
(uirs,
WE WILL PAY
An extra, I from the lamdon Ch roa
lei« proves that the English can take
a Joke In a sportsmanlike way
The American opinion of cottes aa
understood In the English home la not
high, and how the coffee of the Kng
lieh lodgings la sstnemed may bo un
As lollowa
We never charge
commission nor drayage.
want your good fat hogs,
and chickens.
Dresaod Veal up to ISO lbs
Large Veal I.eaa.
I »cased pork, any alia..,.
Live Hens ...............................
Dressed Hens...........................
Live Ducks................................
Pressed lieese.........................
Iicaaod Turkeys.....................
deratood from the following traveler's
talei
II was his flrst morning In London
"apartments." and his landlady came
up with the breakfnst. and aa she set
do«n hla coffee < up she opened a alight
conversation
"It looks like rain," she said
'*11 does," agreed the American, "and
It doesn't evm smell unlike It."
12*«
lie
1IU
yo<
18c
AAAorcr.
FRANK L SMITH MEA1 CO
lo <ukr a < oli» in oNr day
Tsk, I.AXATIVK llkOM» Qui,.le» 1M>Ms.
I><
rvfuwl
ili, fan. la cure ». W.
GIOIVI M Big fiat ur» la un «a* h bua.
'i&c-
PORTLAND. OREGON.
f*uen|lvl»
*W« AcvoMBting tar last««.
Fair Mnlden Can't I ■«•!! you a cou
pin of tickets to our charity concert?
Only 13 for the two
Irritable Capitalist I don't rare for
charity concerts, young lady. but If
><>u*ll bring me a couple of boxes of
fine charity strawberries ill give you
apiece for them.
I ••
fur
Him.
‘No, sir," said th* re* rutting officer;
n sorry to say your boy won't do
ail for the navy."
•Why
asked the lad's father,
"Iles
eyed."
"Yes.
crossed
I thought you might be n!|gt to use hlrn
as a range tinder." -Chicago Tribune.
A Sporllaa < teaaee.
Wbvra
fry ya
<»«
Fam«.
"Who was th» fellow
l'»pya,
and
What la hla claim to fame?"
"HI« claim to fame la well founded,
my friend
H»'« th« man who kept a
diary for more than a year."—Kansas
Cltv Journal
“I'll tea, h you to play at pitch and
to»»!“ shouted Ills enraged
father.
“I'll flog you for an hour. I will!“
"Father," Instantly said the Incor
rigible, as he balanced a penny on his
thumb and Anger. "I'll toss you to
make It two hours or nothing —
Cassell's Journal.
Peltil's t>e Salve.
No matter how badly the eyes mnv
be diseased or injured, restore» normal
conditions. All druggists or Howard
Bros., Butfalo, N. Y.
EVww'j Scwwa
In
InNtte
< Nrttllna.
Colonel I’cter^y met hla colored irir-
pvüxnpWy
buwds. c Y cüws C s
ads
ossute
hdbWudX cunshpahuw
pGvmawcnuy
Tu óú A \\s bencjv¿\a\
ujjv& a\waysbu\| Vhc
¿unuuK.
i-iAsuFAfTVjnrn tlv’•»‘t
CALIFORNIA
F ig S yrup C o .
5010 BY LEADING DRUGClSB 50'ABUTTU
drnrr, Jim Webster. a «bort time rign
Jim had been ra<vnt1jr married
"How
do you like matrimony. JlmT* asked
Colonel iS-terby
Jim shook bin head dublnualy.
"What’a the matterT*
"Yer aer. bo*?*. Iwfoie we were mar
ried when I knocked at de dore the
uaed ter «ay. ’Am dat you. honey-
•uckle**’
••Now when ! come home «he bawls
out, ‘Clean off dem boot« before you
come« In dat dore, you black tuok«!*M
— Baltimore New«
th.rrunSilr.r,.
"What 1» the tills of thia plctur»?
Inquired the ronnolsseur
Th** Night > xprexs Leaving
Tlnje.’ ” aiud ths proud owner of
pa I nt In«.
"May I ask what It co»t you?"
"! paid |110 for If
"Well, you tot left
«ff Jadeite
nilluff.
aa« «•ttlMga
Maffo by Astee Iteatlete.
1» tbs ancismt Central American
days so long past that no rsmuanl of
tradition concerning thrm llngsred
when Cortes landed, 300 years ago,
there was a good deal of fashion In
dentistry, an exchange says.
Hepa
From 132 to 180 lbs.
Wonderfully Built Up at Small Cost.
Th« number o r.jiH A « f g neral debility
In which H' mm I’ s Krirhupari la has proved
jtiit th* medicine that wa» n«< drd 1« very
«rest. Mr. E. M. Fry, Ivanhoe, Va., de
scribe» hl« (•»••* and tells what this medi
cine did fur him. In the f II *w>ntf lesllmo-
nial; "1 »a« all run down and weighed
only 132 pound», 1 took Hood’« H»r«ara-
rilla, ami before the fir*t buttle waa tin! bed
began to improve, xml when I had taken
xix hottie* wun womb rfully built up and
weighed 1*1 pound»,”
(Jet ><<»*»•»’• bur nf ,t d u t »dav. In usual
liquid form or tablet« < al e Haruatabe.
one late, t’baoeo.
She drifted Into
She was shopping
ths place whore they sell blankets,
Roil sfter
roll
was deposited and
spread outt before her. Sill, she list-
Finally, with
lonely asked for more
remarked, as she
brazen face, she
rose:
"Ob. well; I don't really mean to
buy any.
1 was only looking for a
rately entombed skeletons that have
friend "
been discovered, probably those
of
"Pray wait a moment, ma'am,“ «aid
titled people, since no burying grounds
the attendant, suavely, "there’s !« one
have been found, show that tiling of
more blanket on tbe shelf.
Perhaps
teeth
Into
patterns
was
common
your friend Is In that "—Tlt-Blts.
among the upper classes.
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Aeuhlag
Almost every set of teeth that haa
Syrup th- b-st remedr u- uas tw it*sir < auuraa
been preserved gives evidence of the
Tart Biel
Aurlag ike teething period.
dentist's handiwork
The teeth were
Rivers twho la writing an article on
usually filed along the crown, with Imports*—Hay. Brooks, what’s the rale
Seama Pruhabl«.
two or three levels of filing on a slngl« on automobiles?
“They've found a new cure for con
Brooks
—
In
the
suburb
where
I
live
tooth, giving It the aspect of a short
sumption."
It'S not leas than forty miles an hour.
flight of steps.
"What Is itr*
“Crotalln."
The fashion In Copan that was most
purs <unro in ^ ioh days
“What Is crotalln?"
striking was the Insertion of jewels PAZO OIN I Mt NI ta sfuarsf-'e-•! »o rurw any ra>a
••Rattlesnake poison."
of Itching. Btirwt. Blending or Protruding Piles in
In the teeth
Once In a while now, 4 Lu 14 day« ur moi.ay r«fund»d.
Ule.
“Well, It's true that a man who has
when some a<-4ress seeks to be conaplc-
been bitten by a rattbanake is not
A (’oulnrs« llelHern Tb«r* Mow.
uous, she will have a diamond set In
likely to die of consumption."
"Do you mean to tell me. colonel
a tooth
In doing this she Is merely
you are 63?
Why. I shouldn't have
copying dead and gone Copan notables
The next time you have a cold on the
taken you to be over 40,"
of a couple of thousand years ago, only
"1 fear, madum, >ou are not a good lunge try rubbing Wizard Oil on your
they had no diamonds. Tbe first proc judae of age» "
cheat and see how quickly it will draw
ess was the drilling of a neat hole
“O, yea, 1 am. colonel; but I thought out the inflammation and break up the
In the face of the tooth, a delicate one r<i Ila just a little, to please you."
cold.
when done with a stone tool.
Not llnndinic Oat «(«fiatles.
These holes are clean and true and
The Missus—Norah, how many fam
are not countersunk, as Is often the
ilies have you ever worked tor?
case with the stone man's work
Than
The Maid—Wurruked. la It. ma’am?
to nt the hole a bit of jadeite waa
DI have you know, Mrs Pa-arker, I've
fashioned
Jadeite, a brilliant min
wurruked ft Ivery fam'ly I Ivor Uved
eral of about the hardness of quarts,
with!"—Chicago Tribune.
seems to have been the moat precious
the
The Court—Ephraim, thia
Is
Ja.t Belli,. >l* Swear. Off.
gem of these older people. Of it they fourth or nfth time you have been up
fashioned the ear plugs that are the before me for petty larceny, You are Man wanta a great deal here below.
<Th. poet hath It wrong I
progenitors of the modern lady's ear an old offender.
Uncle Ephr'm Yea. «uh; It’a about H. wanta a lot—the man you know—
rings and brooches and lieads for the
And
wants It good and strong.
aa tough a job to refawm me aa it la
neck and dress ornaments.
Brought de Htanduhd
Oil
comp'ny.—Chicago
to a true fit, the stone was fashioned Tribune.
tn Its place by a cement so flrm and
Catalogue for
Sher, i. wuraeo.
lasting that tbe gems remain In the
the Asking
"While we were on my honeymoon
teeth to this day.
Send for It.
I always spoke French to my husband
so that no one should understand us."
"So you went to France, did you?"
A MONKEY'S MEMORY.
£ —Fllegende Blaetter.
Poct'and. Oregon
188 Street front
SEEDS
J.
You Can Get All«n’x Toot-E««« FRET.
Writ« Allen R. OlmMcd.Le Roy, N, Y., for a
frr» »ample ot Allen’» F<M»t-Ea*e. It cures
Jocko wax n little monkey which • wealing bolawollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight xhoes eaxy. A certain cure for
wee »ent aa a present from Deuierara coma. Ingrowing uaila and bunions. All drug-
to a genUeman living in a town In gGVi sell IL 2bc. Don’t accept any aubatitutx
eastern Pennsylvania. He found a good
W hot
home with people who gave him privi For who. to dumb forgetfulness a prey.
leges that few of hla kind In captivity
That letter in his pocket e'er resign
ever know
ed.
The playful antics of the
little creature were ever a source of W'lthout receiving, on some later day,
A good-sized portion of somebody’s
anitiKenient to the fan lly, who placed
mind?_________________
him In a room at the top of tbe bouse,
and were very fond of him
Ph I lonophi«.
When Jocko had been In the family
Th« Grumbler -Seems to mo
It's
three years, hla owners made arrange about I time something was coming my
ments to go abroad
Not knowing way
what to do with the monkey, they con
The Philosopher— Be thankful, my
cluded to send him to the zoological friend,
lest
the
something
which
garden in Philadelphia, where they doesn't come your way Is something
knew be would 1* well cared for. The sou deserve —Cleveland Plain Dealer.
family felt sorry to part with bini.
but they knew It was all that could
be done.
Seven years rolled round before they
saw Jocko again; and then tbe former
i
owner of Jocko, being in Philadelphia
"For over nine veers 1 »a fie red with chronic
with his wife, went to the zoological eoastlpauon sad during thia time I had to take
an
injectios of warm water once every m hours
garden to see him.
before I could have an action on my bowels
When they Blood before tbe cage Happily I tried Cases rets, and today I am a well
where the monkey, with a number of mea
During the nine years before 1 used
others, was confined, they peered In. Caacsrets I suffered untold misery with internal
piles. Thanks to yon. I am free from all that
trying to distinguish their own from this morning Yos can use this in behalf of
auflertng humanity
B F. Piaher, Roanoke. 11L
among the other little creatures.
tine of the monkeys reached his arm
CUT THIS OUT. mail It with your ad-
drsrn to the Sterhn* Remedy Company.
between the bars and plucked at the
Ch>ea*n III., and rec ive a
venir Gold Hon Hon FREE
flowers on the won nn's hat.
J
What is CASTORIA
Cnstoria Is n liurnth'nii substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Strops.
It is Pli-icoint. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age I" Ils guiinintec. It destroys Worms
Bed nllais l'«-i crisliness. It cures IMarrho'ii mid Wind
Colle. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and riatiili-ncv. It iissiniilati's tlio I'ood, D-gulittcs the
Htomiu h and bowels, giving liealth.v ami natural sleep.
The Chlhlrcn’s Pniuicca T'lio Mother's Friend.
"Jocko!” she called
"la that you.
old fellow? Have you forgotten us?"
The monkey seemed to recognize the
voice, and made frantic efforts
to
reach the woman, while his old master
«’ent In search of the keeper, to re
.quest hltn to take Jocko out, that they
might w what he would do. and If he
really recognized hla friends.
The msn readily assented, and no
sooner had the monkey attained hie
temporary freedom than he sprang
upon hla former master's shoulder and
chattered away In his native tongue.
Great tears welled up Into his eyes and
rolled down his face, which proved
that he had not forgotten hla friends,
and that gratitude, one of the rarest
virtues In the breast of mankind, war
not wanting in the child of the forest
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars tho Signaturo of
In Use For Over 30 Years
■5
For
Highest Quality
use
*
a
¡f r BAKING
W POWDER
KG!
id
to
They used to travel In a cart.
Behind the faithful ox;
It
wax
not
what
1«
now
called
“•mart”—
But wheel» beneath a box.
Then In a more progreaalve age.
Ambition« to go fast.
Nome genius built a Concord stage;
The day of carts was past.
Another genius thought of «team,
lie brought It Into use;
It was the climax of his dream.
And cooked the Concord'» goose.
Nor wri thia all. the auto next,
Was born to burn the mile»;
The man on foot waa sorely vexed,
The man on board all am Ilea.
’’Thl« 1« the end,” the people said.
But chanced to glance on high.
To see, aero«« the blue o’erhead.
An aviator fly.
But «till Inventor« do not tire.
Neat week, or year, At most.
Men, quick as message on a wire.
Will flash from coast to coast
—Exchange.
23 Ounces for 23 Cents
Made from pure, carefully tested
materials. Get a can on trial
You never saw such cakes
and biscuit. They'll open
your eyes,
Gi
wader all
Fare Food Law«
The
Beat
Proof.
I.lttl» Ted. 7 year» old. waa sent to
tha bathroom tor a "good scrub" be
fore dinner, but raturned so quickly
that hla mother declared he couldn't
poMlbly have washed hln.aelf. Ha re-
piled, "Truly I did, mother, and If you
don’t believe It you can just go to the
bathroom and look at the towel."—De
'Ineator,
The woman who makes her own
clothes Is always harping on what she
saves her husband in dressmakers
Mila
The little book in each package gives
the formula of our new Hair Vigor, tells
why each ingredient is used, and ex
plains many other interesting things.
After reading you will know why this new
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Bata.
A
High
Coar««.
He—Do you believe in tbe higher
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She—Oh, my. yes; I'm taking lew-
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In lower Egypt rain fell very erg.
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During the French occupation,
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Ibrahim Paaha completed their vast
plantations—the former alone planted
more than 20.'r|0.0,)0 olive, flr. cotton,
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Some Excellent Rooms
SUU on Sale tor
r uj «1.
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>
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Barrenes», retained after
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years of
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I.«»eon« otloa.
%
A flavoring used the same st lemon or vanfll«.
Hv disnoIvTa« graaulated »uitar in water and
adding Mapleine. a delicioua syrup is made and
a «yrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold bv
grocers
if n«'t send J5c for 2 os bottle ana
recipe book. Cr»ac»nt Mfg. Co.. Seattle, Wn.
You can’t tow thistles «nd
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