. The Mission
Of thoao co'puaclaa In your blood
that havo boon called “Little
Boldlara,'* la to fight for you
against the disease germa that
oonstantly endangor your health.
These corpusclos are made
healthy and atrong by the use of
Mood’s Sarsaparilla.
This medicine is a combination of
more than 20 <1 iffrrrnl rvni«Mlial agriita
in |>ro|M»rtioiis itn<l by a process known
only U> oiirwrlv«*« and it I imm for thirty
years Imrn constantly proving Ila worth.
No substiluir, none ”Just as*good.”
M h LI nd
li l*lra»anC faP Ifltw.
"Gentleuien,**said thè U ni »*tu«star at tha
Imnquel. **we bava Hatrned io sosas eseel« ,
leni oratore tbi» evsuing and I sin aura
we bave enjoyed their afforts very tutK'h.
I bave pt>r|M»»ely kepi un» uf our l**«t
speaker» for thè test, and after you bava
htard bini ! know you wlll Iw glad t<> go
bum»
Genlletnru, I bave thè honor to 1
preeent Mr.<Ket<'ium A (’umniin, wha
wll) uuw ad>lr<*«» voti,*’ Cblrflfo Tribuna.
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llraullful » mow .
Oh, th« snow* (be beautiful snow,
About K imni -
Filling the sky and th« rarth below;
A l»oy waa asked to explain the dif­ Over Hi« boiiMetups, over llie street«.
ference hrtwwn animal Instinct miff Over <1ie head» of the people you meet;
t)uninn Ititclllguncr
"If we had In­ lMiii<*ltig. flirting, swimming «long.
al I net/* be said, "wr should know ’ Ibsutiful snow, it can do nothing wrung.
everything we iioediWI to know with- , Flying to kiss a fair lady's ciievk,
Iler Objeelluw.
out learning It; but we've got n-asou. Clinging to lipa In a frolicsome freak,
"T wish my <l«*niiat wasu’i so realistic,* and so ws have Io study ourselves Beautiful anuw, from the Um vens above,
sal«) Mrs J«nt>«r !.«•• On<l*fo '*11** rails 'most blind, or lx» a f(»ol.’*—L'nlwmal- ; Pure us an sngd und fickle «• love.
his dental parlur bis drawing room ’ •
lai lender
€)h. the snow, the (»eautlful «now,
FILES CUWtD IN S TO 14 DAYS
VI rl mcss .
FAlo OINTMENT Io liatMlad Is oar» any
Man with the Bulging Brow—Awful '
eaae W ItrhiHtf. Wind Hlevdln« or Protruding '
sloppy, (»n't It?
Vllaa In • U> II day» ur m**nvy refunded. aoc
Mau With the Bulbous Noae- It ain’t
half as sloppy for you as it is fur to».
II a nr F r»o«M rornt,
"It’a a <’ hm 1 thing llmi man wants My overcoat's In soak
but little here below," rrtnarkml ths
latrsgs»l»s Mor
bmiii' grown phlloaoplit'r.
"Johnny*** said Mr». Mpallng, putting
"Because *by?" quvrlad the y«»utli
on her wr»|>a, ‘‘I've been in the house ail j
••Be* hub « that's nil there la left after day and I need Hie frr»h air. If you'll ■
woman gets shat she wants** answered mmd baby a little while I'll go and tak*
a preamble around the block **
the philosophy grtwratur.
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FITK ** **••• «»••**
'•••• Mtaa«MW
Former <’u»*omer (after a long ab-
■ 11 J KM*Uy *«r*4 I.; IH • los » or«*l h* r«p 11«
ouMot mom . i (••• rars •> «a inai hmi« •«* »mao«« score) What ha» bscouw of ths pretty
I n A 11 AI mm . Id . SU Aroh m . Pblto4ei»hu. Pa- blonde that uaed Io feed the hungry at
I rrmlNuiug y.
thia lunch counter?
Park Skinned Waiter Girl--I'm her.
OflV-lou» Malroman Wouldn't you like
to look at some of our overcoating» at What you goln* to order, sir?
hulling»?
Yootbfwl rhllu»opher.
l>y»p«ptlc IxMtking Customer No, but
A five year-old boy on bearing grac*
If you will be kind «sough to tell tpe
where th* drug department !• I'll take a aaked f<n the first tluie at breakfast
look at your pilling» and poruua plaster- . gruvrly i«marked: "I only say tnj
Ujg».“- < bh-ig<> Tribune.
¡ rnyrrs gt night That is the danger
ous H um . ’—Life.
A Ur»«m t i» Baby.
Befforw Ml|»e Wladum < <>«»»•.
"Tou’d like to l»e in Hou III America |
‘There Is a daiigvroua »tage In every- ’
during a revolution, would you? What
one« career when bls friends are i
fur?’’
“O. I’d like to are tbs wheel« <<• «fruit! t<> tell him a compliment for
round.**
fear It w ill make him inure conceited.
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It I;as brrn »tatr l on British authority
ill....II..« t(r«ulullOR.
that Amrricun immigrant» into l anadn ,
are taking fifty million dollar«* worth uf
Report er Hut. M-nator, In « govern-
property Into that country ea* h year.
mrnt like ours, don't you believe m the
piinriple of rotation In office?
The following aign is dl»|dayrd by a
Eminent Ht«te«nian I certainly do.
firm of cycle and motor manufa.’turrrs at y«.*!!jg man That’s why I have a revolv­
llorn»«y, I'.ugh ml, ’’To a«r«»uauts l>rop ing chair In my office.
here fur tx»trol.’’
Nul Wurlh While.
The gnldrn created wren la the smallest
"Don’t you think. Mr Kply,** ««Id the
ef British bird**
It 1» three and a half . be*», “you might •• well take off your .
Inches long and artrnty i*0 of
them i hat ?'*
‘‘What‘a th« use?*’ asked the new man. ■
wall
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who was Alling a temporary vacancy In
The fact that no death from hydro : the clerical departnumt. "I'm only goi D|
phobia ha» been recorded in Kngland to bold this job two week».**
since !!»•»' i. • i'r<| n» an illustration of
More llumene.
the orev-’i»tivr trentim-nt of dl»«mse.
"They tell me, Mr. Smithers.** slavered
Il la estimated that 1I3<»M) ¡w*rsona In the fluffy young thing, “that you ar» quits
New York City make Ibeir living by a lady killer."
‘’’I*hey do me an injustice, upon my
their wits, which means the lack of wit in
word, MI m Giggley." rr»|>ondrd tbs gal- <
others.
lant old l>rau. laying hi« hand on hia heart
Hblpbuilding In Japan mploys 10,000 «nd making a profound bow ; *'I catch 'em
men at Nagasaki. R,<ss> at Kobe and 4,(MIU aliva,"
at Osaka
All the Japanese yards an
l or Apiari.
full of order»
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"MI m Eaaton," »aid th« ho*teas, "this
The Grenoble district in France 1« 1« Mr. Weston."
"Delighted to know you. Miss Easton."
Do I mi In the etport trade of that country
for two very different prod mis walnuts said the young man. "Nominally, how­
ever. we seem to I m - antipodes."
and kid glntee.
“ActtmUy. too. perhaps. Mr. Weston."
Jamra Warren, a farm laborer. *2 year« she answered. »<> distantly that he instant­
old. died r« « utlv at ISdwurih, I '-.gland ly felt hlmse'f to be 12.500 miles away.
after having worked on the uni” farm
Absent-Minded Alderman.
for seventy Ave years.
A Lynn t Mu»* » alderman at a re­
In rejily Io
advertisement for a cent aldcrninnlc meeting Inquired what
woman typist st a »nhry of $3 75 a week, had beouae of an order hr had Intro­
a l,oiidon Arm on March 4 reccifsd do duced some time twforr calling for an
arc light on WHIow street. The city ,
(ewoQ than .T j 7 replies.
clerk, after digging Into hla Ah*«, In
New York City ha» more asylums, formed him that the order hnd come
homes, hoapital« and organiiationa for before thr board nearly a month pre­
the relief of human suffering tliau auy
vious and that hr hnd voted against It. ’
other city in die world.
M m »« Re Hard Work.
At Bheima. France, portable bathtubs,
In 11 u » m I a there la n cheap reaping
filled with hot water, are delivered to or­ ma<-bine which baa a reel, but no an- j
der
toniatlc rakr. A man sits on the plat
The folding envelope was Aral used io form and rakrs off thr grain with a
pitchfork
Thr niiinr of this machine
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1>. "Iob«<relka,** and s I ikv "lobo" meana :
There are IM),(MM) vegetariana in Eng­ "brow." and “grelka" 1» "a heater."
land
the whole ran be translated "brow-
There are in Ixxitlon over .HH.im per «wen ter."
•ona who live in one room houses, and
♦ver 701JMM) in two room hduses.
I nllmrlF IntcrrupUo».
Orlando Npoonamorr bent over thr fair
There la a daily average of one and
one half death» in New York City charge band and respectfully kl««rd it.
"Young man," scrcechr<l the parrot in
able to Injuriva inflicted hr other persona
the cage overhead, "is there anything the
In the last five years, in New $>rk
matter with my llp«Y*
City, «»3,714 tenant» have gone into now
Rome of the saloons in Liverpool dis- I
flat house».
piny the sign "laidicn cun not b« served
without their hats on."
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Ix>«t In th« Australian httah. near Port
Ths aecrct of the glow worm and firefly Darwin, for Ave days, engineer-commander
la yet unsolved by »< fence. Their light is E. 8. Hilk was found alive and well by a
entirely unaccompanied bv heat.
black tracker.
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Three hundred girls ar» employed In the :
The average rent paid for New York
harness trade in New York, and Keutucky City tenements and apartment hou»M
baa a girl jockey.
built within Ave years amounts to IlW
Manhattan's poet office receipts amount annually for each person living in them.
Three story bedstead« are now made for
use in apartment», steamer», campa sud
wherever floor apace is limited.
Io 154.370 daily.
Much of the fuel used In Italy la made
•f the refuse of olivas from which the
oil has been pressed.
Ixird Kelborne is the first British cab­
inet minister who ha« accepted an ap­
pointment In the coluntsa.
Those who have wintered In Alaska say
that It Is not the cold, but the nuMqnlto,
that I» U m I ii H'I’- m ! tu,ng t*«n«lur» m the
North.
The munlclpa Iy of Copenhagen baa
»pened war on rats, and will pay 1H I
rnts for every tail. The breeding of
rats for their tads is a criminal ode use.
me postmen or r»p«in nre unable to
read and write hr h rule, and it ia a com­
mon saying that who treatN ths postman
best get» rhe moat letters.
How the flake« gather and laugh «« they
g ”.
Whirling along in Its maddening fun;
It pl«y» in its glee with everyon«,
Chasing, laughing, hurrying by.
It lights up tbs face and It sparkles the
•y>;
And even th« dog» with a bark and
bound
Knap «t the <-ry«t«l» that eddy around.
Ths town is alivs and its hesrt's In a
glow
To welcome the oomiug of beautiful snow.
ALL of the material needed to build the very best
rural telephone line—exactly the same as the Bell
Company puts up—will cost you and your neigh
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Atlanta
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DaMaa
luUiaUfAMU
ornea
Kaavas City
How the wild crowd gv*es swaying along,
l'iXtsUMXtk
ba>a< L oa
Hailing each other with humor and song.
b« raauaa
How the g«y »ledges like meteors flash by.
Bright fur a moment, then lost to tb« «ye,
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Kinging, swinging, daahlng they go
Over the crest of the lieautiful snow,
Know, »o pur» wbeu it falls from the
K»«a»ale.
■ky.
“To mak. a long atory abort.” aal4 t’n-
To be trampled In tnud by the crowd
clr I'hinnrr, “*• collect«! thr tnapl. aap.
rushing by,
To b» trampled and tracked by the thou enipti«! it Into a bug. iron krttle, and
put It over a big wood tire to boil It
sands of feet
Till It blend» with ths horrible filth In down------ "
"To make your long atory abort, uncle.”
the at reek
Interrupted on« ot the liateuera, "auppoae
One« 1 was pure as the enow, but 1 fell; you boil that down, too.“
if sM’ificttjyMrg and S-ipp!<er»
©f ail Apparata» and rxpup*
«teat u»»d ia tk« (xmatruc-
Ikon. Opera tux and Maint*«
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Fell, like the snowflakes, from heaven
to bell;
Fell, to be trampled as the filsb of the
street;
Fell, to be scoffed, to be spit on and
beat;
Pleading, cursing, dreading to die.
Belling my soul to whoever would buy.
l>ca|ing in shame for a morsel of bread.
Hating the living and fearing the dead.
Merciful God, have 1 fallen so low
And yet I waa uni's like tbi» beautiful
snow ?
One* i ww» fair as the beatitiful snow.
With an eye like Its crystal», a heart
like Its glow ;
(Ini's I was loved for my innocent grace.
Flattered and »ought fur the charm of
my face.
Father, mother, sisters, all,
God and my»rlf I hove lost by tny fall.
The verie»t wretch that goes shivering
by
Will take a wide sweep lest I wander
too nigh
For of all that ia on or about me I
know
There ia nothing that’s pure, but the
beautiful snow.
How strange it should be that this beau
tifui snow
Should fall on a ainner with nowhere
to go.
How strange it would be when the night
comes again
If the snow and the ice struck my dea­
perate brain;
Fainting, frveaing, dying alone.
Too wicked for prayer, too weak for my
moan
To be heard in tbe crash of the craiy
town
(■one mad in Ils joy that thr snow's com­
ing down
To lie and to die In my terrible woe.
With a I mh I and a shroud of th« beauti­
ful snow.
—J. W. Watson.
Kverybaiy l.urky.
An old farmer of the County of Dur­
ham calle«! nt n roadahle public house
where lie waa well known. The land­
lady askctl him to buy a ticket for a
lottery they had on there.
"Well." he Mild, "I hue naught In ma
¡HM-kvt, or 1 might."
"Ob, that’s n’ rvet. John." she any»;
"take the ticket and pay for it any
time."
Some time Inter John culled again
and the Inmilady asked him If he knew
who had won the lottery.
"No," he an id. "who won?"
"Well, hardly durst tell you. but oor
Sam won. Wasn’t he luckyT"
"Aye." said John, "he was lucky.
And who was-second, then?"
"I durst hardly tell you. Who would
you think now?" she said.
"1 couldn't say." Mid John.
"Well, It waa oor Sally. Wasn’t shs
lucky?"
"Aye, she was lucky." said John,
"and who was third?" he asked.
"Well." she said, "you would never
guess, and I might as well tell. 1 waa
third. Wasn’t I lucky?"
"You were." he said. "Did I ever
pny you for that ticket, missus?"
•’No, John, you didn’t." she Mid»
fawning upon him.
"Well," Mid John, ‘‘Isn’t I lucky T*
The Better Part,
A delightful little etor.v is told of
A youth of seventeen, who banged him­ Prosper Merlinee, tb, French author,
self at Bristol, England, painted himself i lie wns once guest st n royal hunt,
with given from Lead to foot just Lefors when hares
pheasants and other
ths act.
gniue were driven ts'fore the emperor
and his followers, and the servants
picked up the victims of the sport.
Anvmt all the members of the hunt­
ing party. Prosper Merlinee alone had
no trophy to display.
“How does this happen?” asked
some one.
“Where game Is so plenty, the merit
of a marksman seems to me to lie In
hitting
nothing.” replied Merlniee,
with grave courtesy, "so I flred be­
tween the birds.”
A man never wants to be a woman
except when a woman abuses him;
then he would like to be a woman, to
talk back.
Mother, will find Mra. Wln.iow*. a--.thlng
Syrup in. t> .1 r.iuedr u, uaa lv< ibair cbUdiaa
Surlbg ih. leatblug peruwl.
Mew Flabe. la tbe a**.
In a communication to the Royal So­
ciety of Quecnaland. Houglc* Ogilby re-
corda the dlacovery of one new genu*
and seven new at>«-iea of flah. Among
tbeee are aien<1>-r dog almrk. Howea
needle Bab, long beaked gurflab. til«
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Ita Claim to 1 mmorfallty.
"I don’t see anything remarkable in
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back.
“You don't?” howled the would-be con­
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at the word "loathes" at th« end of the
fourth «tans«. "Did you ever see a poem
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Editor (of Daily Thunderbolt)—Yoop-
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Reporter—I think I had—but it’s been
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Making flare.
Country Cousin—Are you aure I am
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Town Relative (who has had about
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