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The best is Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An unequaled list of cures—40,366 tes
timonials in two years — proves its merit.
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fver, H "'* Lover bhoulrf
Olve A anti«»«»
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Ko*< n,w>i Sial)." M.».'"«
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M1i'h«el Callabaii, a aa«tl«Mi N»a for
the
Suu (hern railroad, has a keen
Gaelic «rit one warm «rteriiiain while
»alkliik along the r Iruait trn.ka tie
rollini a aei-tlon hniul pla«*Mly sleeping
l'valli» the ralla Callahan looked dia-
cnaiedly at (he delinquent tor a full
nilnute ami then rvninrkml :
“Blapa on. y» |n«y *|mlp««n. xinpe
a*, fur a* long n* you alalie you've got
a Job, but when you wake Up you ain't
got none” l.lpplncotc* Magatine,
Most ol th« West is ne* country,
therefor* It ia D«'t *uiprl,lng that aom-
pomtivaly h w daalhnx* an«l farmstead*
Where did you come from. baby dear!
ailhin her boundanr* aie eiirroiindeil
tbit of the everywhere into her*.
by attractivaly ari«n<e«l planting« ot
• ie«>a, fl.'«ere and aliruha.
Natuially,
Where did you r*t th<ww eyea at* blue?
the aliention of tm«t cltiaen* of thia
Out of the ahy aa 1 came thruufh.
great comnmnweolth has been con (I lied
I labral«« «a «a* «aw It.
What rnakr* the light in them .parti* to tl>e one Idea of nion»' miking, pei-
While little yertrudo was looking cut
hap* the place has lean moitvaaed and
and spin?
every effort has been bent to relieve of a window during a thunderstorm
Some of lb* starry spike* left in.
Saros tabs - • <>r *♦»«'•• »*»«' pr*f«r wnwItHn«
thia condition; or. *0111» may have art she saw a flaah of lightning play
in tabUt form. iT.wni » SarMqmrilla 1« wow put up
Mr, ) F. Oee * >—iiM Sir»»«. Mon»b«m.
In chocolated tabloU colled XaruU'« *.« well •*
Where
did
you
get
that
little
tear?
a
certain etandard of moi.ey aivumula- along a talegraph wire.
tn the u*’Mkl liQnid f»»*n
Sarwatni-» havw identi- Mio , ,*.* *'ln 2S tHr'.iprn.r » I haw a»v»r
"Oh. mamma." ahe exclaimed. "I
fvr »prinff
I found it waiting when I got her*.
tion and have devoir«) their enetgiee to
cnllj th« BMiue cumlfvn nn»pcrt»*a a* th* liquid knovn Hood « Sar*aparil’a t«*
form. I mx M mi arrurm-y of da««. *•«»>«< i^n*^ •-»•n- humor* and a* a ff*ner*l hkrni p»inR*r. It enr*«
working toaartt thia mwl
The r»«ult juat aaw a pl»''* of th* aun fall down
► rvfula. w-7*ma . h*’ «•' *<'•»!
• *”*•
om>. - there hoiu< no !•>•* hjr
aporaliou. br>-A«
I* t»*“ D‘*
What make« your forth*««! oo smooth «nJ ot lheee conditicna ha* been that ot vet 'rom the aky I" New York I’reaa
•C», or I m XM» SUd ba dnujoteu or «^t hj ma»l- •print ■»*’
lion u> Mkj thu '
C. I. li4*»d < o Lowm*. M m *.
high?
ting a* de the real beautify Ing ot h«ini*
Methan will fln.t Mn. Win*l»W* K.-ikla*
A soft Kami «treked It a« 1 went by.
ground* aa a secondary conaideratiou. •yrup lb. b-ai ramadv io u* i«< ibair obUurea
lutisi tb* to*lblu* period.
Another
very
prevalent
reaeon
why
peo
lH.*«t*a th. rve*«.llla*
Tabla* la lb* Sull.
What make« your cheek lik« a warm, ple neglett thia all.Important matter.
“All that you arc. my friend." said
The automobile »as going dfty tulles
r*rff^«lff rinln.
white rose?
I, found In the fact that ,caicely one
the lecturer, singling out an elderly an hour.
I uw something better than any one
With all the Impartiality of the par
person in a thousand ,tep« aside and
man sitting In a front »eat who ap
“We are now passing through a beau
knows.
tisan. Prof Prteu set forth tbe <x»n-
givei th* matter adequate thought.
peared to be deeply Interested—-“all tlful part of the country," shouted the
tentlona of both political parties regard
Although
one
may
appreciate
the
at-
Whence
that
three-
cornerei
«mil»
of
bliaa?
that you are. I repeat, you owe to chauffeur In the front seat
ing the tariff
lra«'tive platea ot ott er*, »till the Idea
heredity and environment."
The tourist swallowed another pint Three ange!« gave me at ouce a kies.
At the close of his talk he was aur>
ot
maklif
bia
own
pair
aqaally
attrac
"t;<«h." exclaimed the elderly man. of grit and dust.
rounded by the fair mrndwr» of ths
tive
Is
tar
from
the
Imagination.
A
'
'Vbere
did
you
get
thia
pearly
ear?
turning red with indignation. ”1 never
he
ejaculated
between
”H’m !’
third alaaa of pe«ip'e are tboee who Woman's < Nir rent Events Club,
bad no doalln’s with that firm In my coughs. "It seems as though the coun «¡od «poke and it i-anw out to bear.
“Oh. Prof. Prive." cooed the fa I rest,
really love the touch which nature
life, and I don't owe them or nobody
ty is pacing through me."
Where did you ret th«we ar ma and hands? givea the home aurroundlnge, but from “thank you so much for your perfectly
else a blamed cent!" -Chicago Tribune.
l»v« nude itself into bonds and banda.
I understand all about
lack ot forethought an I ryatematlo lovely talk!
Hw dated Hl«b*
Ixsat the Ceanecdoa.
planning their efforts fall fat ,hort ot th«» tariff now. It's just libs a lover's
To rhe uninitiated observer some of
Mm. Chugw»t«,»‘. ‘n looking «reg the the gjrniuaatica performed in a g*me Feet, whence did you rome, you darlin« aucoaas. All of these claaaaa of home- vompiirl»ona the free tradort ars th«
thin««?
morning paper, had oome across a line of football are beyond explanation.
maker* can profitably devote some at other girls!"
From the tmiue box as the cherub'« win<w tention to thia subject,
commonly
that iooktsi like this
The story ia told of a half-back who
Glvtwar Htm • rulwfer.
gffeotiwkwlwhyojjjtjjyblissrxxtbtsnggml
known aa “landscape gardening,’* and
complained to his family about the in How did they all just corn* to b* you?
"Naggua,” «aid lloruA “you'va seen
•’Josiah.“ she asked, showing it to him.
ita
application
to
home«
of
out
country.
justice of allowing football player» to God thought about tur. and no 1 fcrrw
that story of mm« that'« running through
“what doe* this mean?*
Tha ultimate alm ol all landecap«
on« of ths magaaines
llow would you
“It means.” said Mr. Chugwater, that wear bead protectors.
gardening,
whether
conducteii
on
a
“I should think it was moot asers- But how did you come to us. you dear?
advise me to wind it up? I want to givo
the line'« out of order. Same old story.
email
or
on
a
large
wale,
should
be
to
it a happy ending."
«ary.** said his mother, who had wit- God thought about you. and so 1 am bereu
Ca«’t you see?*
preeent a pleasing picture. In other
“Put all th« characters la ths story."
ncssed one game with many tremors, — «¡«orge Me.-donald.
words, landscape gardening may be de answered Naggua. "aboard aa «teursioa
“Look at the front teeth your poor
As Vallssaly TS.ssH-
fined as ths art of arranging and group •teamor for a moonlight rids. Send th«
cousin Frederick lost !"
ing traae, ahrube and flowers in euch a boat out to th« uiidd!« of tho lake
"That may be.” aald ber son. stub- 1 wonder what day of th« work.
manner that a picture ot undeniable
I wonder whai month of lb* year—
bornly. "but look at me. laid up for
“And blow It up."
Will it be midnight, or morning.
beauty prevail* from aeaaon Io eeaeon
two weeks with a lame foot Just frutp
And who will bend ovrr my bi*r?
It ia not enough that the material
kicking a fellow's noee^gear !"
jhoeen for tho planting* should give an
What a hideoua fancy to com*
attractive display for a single eeaeon,
A Beaatff Parlor.
A* I wait at th* tool of th* stair.
anch aa tha painter place* upon hi*
Tberw wai i long «Iteoc*
While ah* fives th* last touch to her roba. Mnvaa, bnt tbe selection should go
N»< Dla»»»«*!■ «•«.
“Gerald/ »he Mid, breaking the m*
Or eeta the whit* roae in her hair.
farther, presenting material that will
uofonr. “what 1« a ’beauty parlor.’?"
Adam Zawfoi—What«
«ot you
give
Incieaeing
variety
and
alluring
fiuch interrated In that there paper?
“A ’beauty parlor/ my dear." ba As the carriage rolls down the dark atreet
beauty for each day, each week and
Job Sturkty—I'm looking aver this Hal
aclies duo to Constipation; wbisprrrd. moving closer. "Why, tblr Tbe lite!« wife laughs and makes each
month.
ef a hundred men that own« all the
cheer—
1« a beauty parlor.'"
Arts naturally, acts trul} as
From thia statement of the subject money in the country. I thought tnebby
. . I wonder what day of th*
But
“TH> idea! Why so?”
it is quit* evident that the landecape my name would !»• there, but It ain't.
week.
a Iuaxatu e.
"Why. any parlor would be a beauty
gardener wbo wield* tbe tools which Well, I didn't much 'xpoct to find it, no
I wonder what month of tbe year.
Best forMenVomen an J Child- parlor If you were In It”
nature placae at hia dupoeal cccupiee a how.
And after that the rest was easy,
Makes a DIBerwae«.
CNCLS REUBEN AND EDUCATION poaltlon on equal footing with the artist
ren-yound and Old.
She accepted him on the spot
who wields the brurh In transferring
"If a uian luaea fila pueketbook."
¿et its^neficial Effeck
lheee
picture*
to
tbe
canvas
Yet
it
ia
ot Small t alea.
«aid
the
murallxer,
"be tblnka the chap
Old Man Told a tbrrwd «torr Io
quite poeelbl* for meet of u* to play the wbo find* It I* no better than a thief
111* n<»«e of the Egyptian sphinx had
illaatrate a Poiat.
Alwavs buy The nenuine v»hich dropped off.
“Made ye squirm *4ne, didn't tb«»/, part ot the former, even though it t* If be doewi t return it."
lias Tne jiill name oj the Coi
“Let it go." said the sphinx, speaking Cynthy?" Cncle Ileubeu naked, «ynipo
in a vary limited manner.
Aa many I “Yea." rejoined the demorsila«*, "but
for tbe first and only time. "It wasn't a
painter* are imitator« to a great degree, If be find» aouie other fellow'« pocket
t bet lolly.
Grecian nose, anyway.“
“What do you mean. Vncle Reuben?" if oce should imitate the works of book well. It l'ornes like pulling teetb
Cynthia returned. But under Vncle other« In the arranging of plants, ha to give It up."
Reuben'«quizzical glance tbe color came would be committing no unpardonable
sin. In fact, thia latter method of
Ther* I* m<?r* ('«tarrh n th!* ■*rt!o« of th*
£ic>
yrup
richly. She bad been acquainted with
procedure la likely to prove the moet eountry than allot er «!.««•**<« put t<*<«thvr,
a it is manufactured.printed on the
Vncle Reuben all her life.
until the !a*l tew year* * A* »U|>p<«M*J to be
fruitful means forth« average person to and
front of piery package.
incurable
For a irrat many years «1 ■ctor«
“I mw ye «ort of wriggling inside
employ; at any rate, it will serve ad pronounced tl •
dl*a»e «nd pf«<Tlbc|
SOLD BYALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
when Eliza Meadow« talked about pre mirably for the purpoae of giving an local frawlle», «nd by constantly fat !n< to’
on stormy days
one size only, regular price 50< p«-bottle.
cure witM !>>c«l tr**«ttu'nt. pronmincmt it In :
\ by wearing a
ferring muMc with a rune to It—some Idea of the kirda of plant* to aelret and curable. Science I ** prn.en >*atarrh to !>•••'
thing ye could grip on to. Instead of the grouping methixls tu et pleasing to eonatttuttonakdieea»* »nd therefore rvqulr«»
rsinwti utlonaltrentmenl
Hall’»Catarrh < urc,
sonatas and symphonies—that'» what the eye.
A\
manufactured bv F. J Chenev Am, Toledo,
rcji •
Ohio, ia the only con«’itutlon«l cur« on t o
lye eall them, ain't It? Eliza Meadows
On the other hand, it I* neceeeary market. Jn it taken interna ly in «!••*■•» from lu
jVxSLKKER
has done more good than any ten that tha person wbo ia to become the drop« to a teaapoonful It acte directly <»n the
blood and muenu« surface« of the «'«tem
women ye’d be likely to meet; she's amateur landscape gardener should un They
offer one hun«!re«l do’ lar» for anv caa«’ It
['
Clean - L ight
clothed tbe naked and ministered to derstand *< me of the prime essential* fail« to cure. Sen4 lor circulars and teetl-
moniais.
and
common
sense
rule«
of
this
art.
the
sick
till
It'«
grown
to
be
second
Durable
Address: F J i’BFSFY A CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Hold by T>rur«i't*. 7*»r.
nature to her; but after all, I dun no’« Whera ahall the flowers be placed'
Tak« Hall » Fsmily Fills for constipation.
Shall
the
trees
and
ahrube
come
In
the
]
Guaranteed
Hewing and nursing and things like that
Waterproof
tench ye anything about music. And middle of the lawn or shall they find a I
Iler (irle»ni«r*.
then when Elviry Pratt talked about more appropriate location in some !
“Mr. Cliigston,” «aid the caller, “you
• 309 EveryeKer*
the kind of pictures she liked, I mw other po nt? Ia it good taste to make may atop my paper.”
V A A
“It doesn’t fit your pantry «helvrs, per
ye get a bolt of yourself. I was teal walk, and roads in corvee? These and
i many other question« naturally arise haps, ma’am." said the editor of tbe
nroud of ye the way ye held In then.
1 in tbe mind, of those who axe carefully Spik*town Bliuard, sarcastically.
An English nevrspaper bad this death
The Salvation Army is estabbshel in
“Education." Vncle Reuben museo,
"That hain’t got nothing to do with it."
It there- ,
•otic« tbe other day : “At Stratford-on- fifty-two countries and colonies, and 'must be sort of alarming anyhow pro.peering in thia subject.
“You've found that you can borrow it
f re behooves ua to get some working
Avon, age seventy-fit«. William Shak- preaches the gospel in thirty-one Ian-
when ye first ketch it. 1 don’t wonder idee of theee various topic*.
Every from a neighbor hereafter?"
guagvs.
•peare. At res?.**
it's kind of u;*etting.’*
“That ain’t the reason, neither.”
’ home-lover should give ample atteution
“Vosaibly you don't like th* editoria’
“Alarming?" asked Cynthia. Her to thia subject.
policy
of th* paper."
color had beemne normal again nnd
“No. sir; I don’t. My n*ph*w wn« ar
fier dimples were creeping ouL
Of Intaraat te Farmers,
rested last week for stralin* a hog. and
Vncle Reuben nodded. “Yen, alarm
Tha following pub Heat ions of interest you didn't aay a word about it F*
ing
Ye never can tell whether it's to farmer* and other* have been lean«!
going to strike out or strike in. If It by the Agricultural department of tha
<l»ftl»S It All fw.
comes out free like measles, it’s a Federal government and will ta furn
The proaocutlog witness in th« dimart
i splendid thing all round, but if It ish «1 free, so long a* they ar. availa mil against th« city wa« giving in bia
There is an evaporation from the body going on continually, day and "trikes in ye never can **e dear after ble. except whera other«is* noted, op- testimony.
“Now, then, Mr. Rl**Jem." «aid his
eight, through the pores and glands of the skin. This is nature's way of it. There was Henrietta Bond. now. on application to the Superintendent
maintaining the proper temperature of our systems and preserving the soft Before «he went to college Henrietta of Documenta, Government Printing lawyer, “you will p!*av* tell th« jury
wh*r« you w*r« injured/*
ness and flexibility of the skin, and so long as the blood is free from impur wan «*is bright and likely a girl as ye’d Office. Washington, D. 0.:
“On my kn*e, in my freling«, and right
ities no trouble will result. When, however, the blood from any cause ever see When she came home *he
Bulletin No. 145.—Preparing I a nd ia front of th* city hall/’ rapidly answer
becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be expelled, and was all changed; seemed aR If she for irrigation and Methoda of Applying ed th« witn***«, fearing an objection on
coming in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skin is '■ouldn’t consort with anybody that Water. Prepared by tha agent* of irri th« part of th« other attorney.—Chicago
so abundantly supplied they produce irritation and inflammation, and the wasn't college grown. She talked atout gation investigation.
Pp. »4. pl*. 7, Tribune.
effect is shown by Kczema. Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds. art and philosophy and biology, but «he rig*. 33. Price 15 cents. This bulletin
A m*«-o*ra*»4 l>l***r.
These impurities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or
gives description* of method* of remov
"I ■*« they any that when a diamond
inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off i hadn't any Interest In cooking and Hew ing sagebrush, of smoothng land, of
the waste and refuse matter of the body fail to proper! v perform their work, ing; found life terrible dull here—so laying out fields for different system* paiwe« a certain alze It la worth no
and this impure, fermenting matter is left in the system to be absorbed by dull Rhe couldn’t stay, So abe went of applying water, and of the different more than a «mailer one."
"Howe that?"
the blood. The skin is not only affected by poisons generated within the away. I dnnno’a anybody lanieri tei! «yatems of applying water, The vari
her. That’s wbat I call knowledge oua methoda are compared la to cost
’’If It’a too large It lan't marketable.
system, but poisons from without,
striking in.
•uch as Poison Oak, Poison Ivy,
Nobody want« to wear a diamond aa
and efficiency.
I have used your S- S. S., spring and fall,
“Then there was Nellie Chester. 1'1.
Nettle Rash, etc., enter through the for the past leo years, with the result that it
Bui lei tn No. 146.—Current Wheel«: bulky a* a glasa door knob."
open pores and glands, and so thor entirely relieved me of a form of Eczema ' »wn up I hated to see Nellie go I Their Use in Lifting Water for Irriga
"In that ao? Then it muat l>e aw
oughly do they become rooted in the which my doctor was unable to cure. My was afraid It would spoil her, like Hen tion. Prepared in the office of experi fully dlacouraglng for a man to dig up
arms, lower limb«, and, in fact, the biggest
blood that they are ever present,
rietta. but bless ye. she wasn’t the ment station«, irrigation investigation*. a «parkier a« big a« a football.”—
portion of my whole body was affected, and
or return at certain seasons of each
when I first began S. S. S. the itching, etc.,
spoiling kind. Everything Rhe learn»*d Pp. 38. pl*. 4, fig*. 21. Price 10 cent*. Cleveland Plain I te ller
was worse, but I continued the remedy with
year to torment the sufferer. Salves,
just seemed to make life more Inter- Drawing» and photograph* of a large
the result that the dry, itching eruption en
washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin tirely
eating. I d»‘dare I’d hang round for numtier of wheel* used for racing water
d.sappeared
I think a great deal of
diseases. True, such treatment re your mediciQe, and have recommended it to half a day when she was ¡»»»king under from streams are given, accompanied
lieve» some of the itching and dis others with good resu’ts. It is the best blood •«tones for hugs she made it all so in by descriptions, statement* of cost, and
medicine made, and I can conscientiously
comfort, and aids in keeping the skin recommend
teresting.
And she’d name ye trice discussions of efficiency. A general dis
it for the cure of all blood and
clean, but it does not reach the real skin ejections.
CHAS- HORST MA 5.
I took« to read, and when she played cussion of the theory of current wheel*
Wheeling, W Va.
cause, and at best can be only palli
she'd play your tunes and her music ia also given.
Syrup tffigs II
^CALIFORNIA
C o .
Catching Cold on the*Street Oar
Pe-ru-na Pre-
«•uti Catching
Coli
aaaaa*»***,**,««**,,,,***»«,«*
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
Bed fffavts from told.
Mr. M J. Ibuitach, Secretary Build.
Ing Material Trade» Council, 151 Wash
ington til., Chicago, III., wntee:
“I have found your medicine to be
nnuanellv efficacious ia getting rid ol
bad effavts from cold, and more espe
cially in driving away all symptoms ol
catarrh, with which 1 eiu frequently
troubled.
'The relief Peruna gbe* In ealarrhal
troubles alone la well worth the price
per bottle. I bare used tbe remedy tor
several year* now .’*
Sped* of Conghing.
Mr*. C. E. Long, write* from At-
vol. Colorado, aa follow*
•’When I wrote you for advice
lilt!« three-year old girl had a rough
that had been troubling her for four
months.
bh« took cold euuh, and
CCC
CURES
□•O.O» SKIN
a DISEASES
ating and soothing. A thorough
cleansing of the blood is the only certain cure for skin diseases S. S. S.t
a gentle acting, safe blood purifier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients
of the forest and field, is the proper treatment. S S S goes down into the
circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly cleansing and
purifying the blood, and curing skin affections of every kind. It supplies
to the blood the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and
al! other parts of the body, and rids the blood of any and all poisons. S. S. S.
cures Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Ôak and Ivy, Nettle Rash,
and all other skin troubles, and cures them permanently by removing every
trace of the cause from the blood. Special book on Skin Diseases and any
medical advice desired furnished free to all who write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA.
2ÛYEARS
I* positive proof of the reliability and coafideace our pa
tient» hare in u». Specialists al way« in attendance,
aaauring prompt and courteous attentioa. Lady attend
ant al way» preaent.
Reliable Painless Dentists- — Our reputation for
reliability and thorough new ia well established. Cicanli-
ness. Good Work and Quick Service.
’’AND IT DIDN’T HURT A BIT”
Painless Extraction. SO cents. Extraction Free
when plates or bridges are ordered. Plate*
and up.
Best Plate Work—Perhaps your teeth have become
•o useless that it is impossible to firmly set a a bridge.
Then the old stumps are removed without raising you the
slightest pain, and a plate is fitted. If the plate fits per
fectly it Will look well and perform its work of m astir ar ng
yoar towd satisfactorily, th ith my to years' experience in
this »oft will guarantee satisfaction in every case.
Crown and Bridre Work —It’s a sham» to spoil
poor personal appearance and ruin your digestion from
the lack of teeth to properly masticate your food, when a
bridge can be supplied that will cause no discomfort what-
W. A. WISE
DENnf?
FfiAM BUM, TMM AMB fUBNTH, POBTUM. QffttON
IN PORTLAND
DOING WORK FOR
THE BEST PEOPLE
ever, will chew your food properly and thoroughly,
while your looks are improved beyond description.
A hollow tooth that is now useless can be filled and
crowned so that it is saved for probably a lifetime.
To secure the bett results you must secure the
highest grade of skill.
Elimination free and invited. When desired you
can have T. P. Wise or my personal service.
Our force ia ao organized that we can do
your entire Crown. Bnd<e and Plata Work
in a day if necessary.
both—one as easy ns the other. I tell
ve, when I see all Nellie got out of It,
I un<]ersto<Hl that education can mean
about as many different things as there
•ire jk *<5»I o that have It.”
“I'ncle Reutii’n." Cynthia asked, “do
you see any signs of mine striking In?"
Yonth’s Companion.
Had On* ef He* Owe.
Mr*, Ixrttakida, who had been Invited
to attend tb* opening aeeaioa of th* moth
ers' congress, was sanding her regret*
over the telephone.
“It's awfully kind of you to **k me.
Mr*. Ondrgo,” ahe veld, "but I can’t com».
I'm too busy looking after th* children."
«•rape
All
for
Mhow.
It Is « por»r town which cannot boast
of something to th»* stranger within it«
gate«. The man In the anecdote related
by a writer in the Yonkers fftatesman
wa« hard put to it, but bp succeeded
In upholding the dignity of hi« native
heath.
“This is one of on r greatest allow
place«/’ «;»Id the re«l ¡•lent, who «a«
*aklng a friend about bl« town.
“Why, It 1« only a vacant lot
re-
plied the friend.
“Certainly, but It’« where the clrc*j«
always perform« when It come« to
town,” responded the proud cltisen.
Visitors
*fal«e Parts
lllcb.
Visitors to l’aria spend In that city
an average of »2W.000.000 a year. Of
this sum by far the greater portion
comes out of the pockets of American*
Tha average nnmber of visitors to Paris
Is 163,000 a month.
When a woman la getting the worst
of It tn an argument with a man, ah*
sajs: "Oh, that's Just Ilka a man!"
Sweet
Meat.
Eight pound« of Concord grape«. 4
pound« of sugar, 1 >4 pound« of ralslna,
two orange«, pulp «nd peel chopped;
pulp the grnp^a nnd cook until aeeda
come out. rub through colander, then
•dd akin« and boll fifteen minute«, then
•dd Btigar, ralnlna, lemon, orange« and
boll three-quarter« of an hour, or until
Ilk* marmalade. Jt doe« not need to be
•euled.
___
Hoyre it is a true saying uwt tune
1« money.
Joyce -It mu«t be;
never «*•« that old ml«er wasting
minute.
that In New Tork City
men who were educated
ar* In Tarions employ
law office*.
would whae.e and hnve «pell* of oowgh-
ing ihat would sometimes last lot halt
an hour.
"Now we can never Ibank yon enough
for the change yon have made in oar
> little one's health. Before she began
taking your Perun* she suffered every
thing In the way of rough, colds and
croup, but now *h* has taken not quite
a bottle ol Peruna, and IS •»> and atrawg
a* she ha* »ver been In her lite."
Pe-rie-na far (aids.
Mr. Jam«« Moir non, OS East lfllb
HI., Paterson, N. J , «rite*
"1 have given I’eruna a lair trgl, and
I And it to be Just what you claim Ik tn
be. I cannot praise It too highly. 1
have need two laittle* In my family for
colds, and everything imaginable. I
can aafrly aay tlial your medicine I* the
beat I have ever used."
Oat «1 Ik. I>tm rear.
O« <* Hee < *111
Our Ijindlarly It's the atra truest
Do you knuw.
thing lu tbe world!
our dear old pet cat disappeared very
Excuse me, Mr
suddenly yealenlay.
Hudolpb, will you bare another plei-e
of rabbit pie?
No.
Itudolph
(promptly)
Mr.
tbauk you!
Our luitullady (an hour laterl—
That la three more plea saved. Thia
acnaon will t-e a profitable one, Indevil
Aleiander th* Great bad jual sutidued
Bucephalus.
"Anybody can bust a broncho." he sent,
"but It take* a man la put the enafflea
on a big four-legged devil like Hits on. -
llelng shrewd. ¡Mtlllic follow*, th* cow
I k »)« of that •£* allowmi the iiiiprrio or to
go out that they were Afr«n| to try t«
rule th* R4*»fp lwa*t, aik I th* «utMwrvt-
rnt hiRtotiAUB ba«iru<Hl to iwiiiirm that
Uaptesaios.
Nal a < herrfal
11 rand.
“Haven't you any milk that is moro
Th« teacher in th* Parktown «chool cheerful than thia?“ queried the new
boarder as he poured some of the liquid
«8» hearing th« cl««« in ffvofrspby.
“What is known as the Great Ihvtde?” luto bla coffee.
•he a«ked.
“Why. what do you menu by that?"
"(’titlin' ■ bif watermelon/* answered queried the Inmllnily.
little 'Raatua with a grin that «bowed all
“Ob, nothing," rrjolned (he n b. ;
hi« ivories Chicago Tribune.
“only ti>i» milk aeeui« to have ttw
Tb* data about th* uianufaciur* of blue«.**
steel cars In thia country ar* riot as deft.
A Hungarian student who was pluk*4
Oita as might l>e desired, but lb* Hallway
Are reports the number of all steel car* at « re* ••nt rintninalion at Klansrnbtirg
order«! in liai" to be 'JT.'asi. and of car* «hot hiinarlf, but brat winged an eiar»
iner
with steel undvrfratnes. ll .'sri
Illa Itlrn <>f Oae,
•
(1
“OUCH, OH MY BACK”
NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAM*
TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
TH IS SOVEREIGN REM EDY TH EV CAN’T RESIST
ST JACOBS OIL
P rick 25 c ano 60 c
Pale, Thin,
Nervous ?
Then your blood must be in
a very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
then take it —Ayer’s Sarsa
parilla. If you doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
This Is th* fir«* qneBtfon yonr dnetnr wnnM
R«k ••Are your lH.w»-l» reffinsr?” II* knows
tn»t dally action of tli* bowel* it nl>*olute)y
easRntial to recovery. K*«*r» your liver artiv*
end your bowel* regular by taking laxative
r «Moro AT ALL
SRICtS. FOR KVKRY
----- Mr.MRCR OFTHt FAMILY.
MTN. BOYS. WQMCN. MUSES ANO CHILORf N
f-* Oou^laa make» nnd nella mom Hkwh
man'etZ.BII, t&.OOand ta.Mlnhooe
__ than any vlbon manufenturen In tho
* erorld,
hoc aune they hold their
a/»j»4». fit bettor, wo»r lonoor, end
Rt-A'» are of arentor valut thnn any other
ehoen tn the nrorld to-day,
.
I
W. L
*
»
$4 and $5 Gilt Fdgn Sho*s Cmnt Be Equnllnd At Any Price
•F" • A If’I’IOW.
W. 1«. Do, fl »■ n*m* and prie* I* ■’.inip^d on holtom, *rnhe No Snhwtltwt«».
Huid by the i rat ailioe- dealer» etrivwlicrn. SbuM ina>lr<l from factory Io any pnrt of th« world. Illnm
Unfed <:w>loo frm to noy itfMr»-*«.
W. I». IfiOt'Ol.AM, MmcUton, M mm .
■»
tu Only One
í
"Bromo Quinine”
I
doeee of Ayer's I'llis.
Thai la
Laxative Bromo QuinBno
To Vee Cold M
Taka «crape of cold meat of
kind, cut In uniform glx«.
a plec*
of butter the alze of A walnut and one
•mall onion, and fry together nntll
brown. Add boiling water to make a
good gravy, and thicken with flour to
the conalatency of cream. Thia makes
an excellent ”warmed-over" dlah.
I
■
and C q M fo RT
1
*«*««•«••••••«
Many pavpla paiaiat in tiding on the ,lraet car*. Inaiiflk'lrnlly pro trot ad
by clothing.
They ,lart out pailiapa iu th* heat ot th* day, and do not faal th* need
ot wraapa.
,
The rapid moving oft he car cool* tha body auditly. When they i««td
the car pet hap, they are »lightly perapltlng;.
When the body la In thia
condllii n it la really chiliad. Thia ia rapecially true when a person I, sit
ting.
Beginning a street car ride In the middle ot the day and ending it In the
evening almost invariably trquiiea extia «r«iis. but people do mt ob-erve
these precaution*, hence they catch cold.
Coni* are very frequent In the Kprmg on thia account, and aa th* Hum
mer advance* thev do not dr»'ten ar. During the Hprlng ntunUi* no one
should think of tl ling on Hie car with >ut Iteing provide«! «ith a «tap.
A cold caught in the Spring la liable to la.t through Hie entire Hummer.
Great caution should l>e obeerved at thia aeaaon against eipoiuie to «old.
During th« first fear pleaaant days of Spring, th* lialllty ut calchlug oold la
great
No wonder so many people acquire muscular r lieu ma I la m and catarrhal
diaeaee* during thia season.
However, In epte of the great re I precautions, oold* will ba caught.
Al th* appearance ot the first *ymptoin, I’eruna ,hould tie taken accord-
Ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until every aymp.om disap
pear,.
Do not put It off.
Do not «mate time by taking other remedlva. Begin
at oree to take Parana and continue taking It until you are poeitl,a that
th* ool«l has entirely disappeared. Thia may eave yoa a long and peihapa
eerlou, lllnaae later on.
-v««r
^ElixirtfSenna
S
NO ONE CAN ALWAYS AVOID
I
two rue
P N U
would OViR TO CURT A OOLD IH OMC OAT.
No. 17-0»
Always rememlmr th« full
for
thia
aignature on
name.
every
boi.
Ixrok
2 5c.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color more goods brighter and faster colore then any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well
and is guaranteed to give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send poet paid at 10c a p*< wage. Write for free booUai
bow to dye. bieaciffand mix colors.
MONROE DRUG COMPANY, Quincy,