Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914, December 13, 1907, Image 6

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Catarrh
It Quiets
the Cough
<h>e nt tne most common of blood df«-
easre,l« much aggravated by the sudden
change* of «eather al this lune of
year. Begin treatment at once with
ilood’a Sarsaparilla, which effect* rad­
ical anil permanent cure«. This great
medicine has received
40,366 Testimonials
This is one reason why Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is so valu»-
ble in consumption. It stops
the wear and tear of uselesa
coughing. But it docs more
—It controls the inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, and
heals. Sold for 60 years.
in two years, which prove its wonderful
eflicacy in purifying and enriching the
blood. Be>t for Sb blood disease«.
h u.usl liquid term ar rhorelatMl t*bl«l.
now* a. Saraataba. 1« <I« m * l
t
9 oo Ditops
"Well, how d'ye feel about It. any­ like as not somebody meets me at
way?” askvil th« man with th« boe. front gate an’ tells m« to take off
grinning.
t «el«««.
shoes .for. I tiptoe up th« gravvl pall
One« I her. wa.
old h-a that dwelt
The man with the hoe pulled off hts to the door. An' as like as not I do It
la th« yard back of a cold «torag« ware llmewhlteueil hat for the greater con 'Where’s me dinner?* I aak In a wht»
bona«.
venlence of scratching his head. "Blame per
Rut ah« ««ver laid any eggs.
•
Chorry Fsc*tor«| haa Was a raswlar
“ 'You'll hafter do within a cold bit«
What would be th« use?” «be docked m« If I know,” be anawered.
Hfa proaarvar ta uaa It bn*aghl ma through
to-night.” they say. 'We've bad authln
"Feel kinder swelled up?"
a a»vara attack at vnaumasia. an4 I taal
"Nobody would believ« it.”
that I ovs asp Ilfs uin woiirfarhal caraUva
proparuaa.**-W illiam H Tavirr. Wawa.
“Not by a gallon Jug full.” replied cite to think of '«Ide« cookin’ dinner«
■•w*« «a Mia a«,,«.
No, you ren’t go In there now What'r
the
man
with
the
bod.
"There'a
time«
“You «old (bat prise bulldog of you»,
for St.000, did you? What ia (her« abou when 1 have had the bighead an' got the matter with the man? Don't yoc
a bulldog that can po-vobly make
the notlou I amounted to a consider understand they're asleep?’
“'Well, where'» me paiw-r?" I ask.
worth sa much money «a that?"
able, but thia ain't one of 'em. Swelled
"The fact that somebody thinks h«> up! Say. are you goln' to feel swelled
” T tix»k It to »tart a Are In the stov«
worth *4.000"
up when they get this here bulldin' fin­ to beat up some milk. An* that re
ished an' folka stop on tbe street to minds me. IX'n't you take your i»al Hasten recovery by keeping (he
More lb.. Rede.
You skip over to the cream
regular with Aver a Pills.
“The society of the Black Hand I f look at tt an' any what a stylish, ele­ off now. '
gant bulldin' It Is? You may have had ery an’ git a bottle o' frreh milk. Hur Ì
very rude. Is It not?"
Bllwat SmitA • n I ri I r »«».
suthln' to do with It. but that wouldn't ry now, an' take your »boe« with yot j
“In what respect?"
I "Silent Smith." said a New Tort
"Its members seem to have such an cwt no Agger. You ain't got no say an' put 'em on outside.*"
"1 don’t » I««« you rret much, eltb troker. "waa as eccentric man. hat In
incalled for way of cutting their ac- ■ how it’s to be dea'rated Inside nor
tuauy ways a kind one. To his friends
er."
nothin*
o
’
that
kind,
have
you?"
lualntancvs dead."—Baltimore A lucri­
aud employe« h« was «xceedliigly kind.
"Not
when
he'»
a
bawlin
’
,"
»aid
th.
la n.
“Sure I haven't." replied the man
Oace, Indeed, bls kindness saved a laj
man with the h.xl "He don’t gln'rally
with tbe b«*e "Nor I don't want to."
I from ruin. Mr. Smith a good many
Costly Monotony tn Dress.
“Well, It'a different with a kid." said bawl much, though, 'reptlu' nlghre."
Our clothes are all alike, and thh
years ago employed a young man In a
“Git up an* spank him."
monotony baa led to unlimited extra« tbe man with the bod. “You kind o'
confidential capacity Another employ«
“
Git
up
an'
go
over
to
the
station
an
agancea. What has not been doue ti feel 's If you would like to have suthln'
cam« to him oue day and told him h«
make tbe eternal pinafore frock loot to say. But you daaan't. I bsihlet him clean It out.” »aid the man with th« had better look out for tbe young man.
hod.
sarcastically.
“
Reekie«."
he
add
original? New elaborations are Invent a bit o' pork rind day afore yest'd'y an'
■a be waa living beyond bls manna.
,
ed daily, each one more expensive that I like to had my head took off. I ain’t ed. "I don't want to spank the little I".Mr.
Smith frowned.
the last, but nobody Is deceived. It ti let to handle him even. Me feel swelled tike.“
" 'Llvlug beyond his means. I» h* T
"Like
to
bear
him
holler,
eh?"
up!
still tbe old pinafore, only a little tuad
Why. I ain't nobody around the
fie said. *D«ar me. that won't do. Send
“Well, you won't bilev« me. maybe him her« to me at one«. l'U bav« to
der. a little dearer, every day.—Londot bouse no more. There's them three
Graphic.
women, they're the execkatlve commit­ but doggone.1 If It don’t sound aortei rail« bls salary.* ”
tee an' the business agent an' the walk­ giMMl. Tbere's ao much of the boiler i
A t-'am.u. Ball.
“Physicians," remarked the thought in' delegate An' the kid. he's the ter the aise of him. An’ when I go I» I
Elmer Strleklett. the “»pit ball*
face
all
wrtn
1
an*
see
him
with
bls
red
whole
thing
I
jest
pay
my
dues
an
-
ful thinker, “are bard to satisfy.“
bled up an* fighttn* the air with bit P*trb*r. had beeu listening a long wall«
“How's tbatr queried tbe party ■! look pleasant
fists an* kickin’ out them bandy leg» o ln • Xew 'ortt v*ut> to tb< boa»tlng nt
"What did you expect?*
whom the remark bad been aimed.
a rival.
“I kinder expected a girl." answered his—well. I d’ know, You've bad 'em * i1’*1-
“If their patient, get well.” explained
“Well," he said, exhausted at last.
ain’t yon?”
the t t, “they lose them, and If tbej the man with the bod.
“you are pretty *»>d. Mik«: but out
• Bout ?teen of ’em.
die they also lose them.“
"I mean did you expect to run tbe
In Mouutalu View there la a young fel­
-Well. yon want to com4 up an’ eev
Whereupon tbe party of tbe saevmf whole show?"
low who can beat you. You’ll hear
part dashed around tbe corner.
"I don't know as I fiígered on any- thia un.” said the man with the beni from^hlm next RM soil Ills «peclalty la 1
thin'. That's wbat makes It such a “Hr’s « little suthln* out o’ the com
Oslt.loi, ut Hlatorr.
tbe slow ball, This young fellow baa
Ilercul«« had alain the Erymantbes sprlse. When I was st work and away mon.”
such a slow ball that, when be pltcbea
"That’a what they all are.” said th«
I never did try to boss anythin around
boar.
It and see« that It Is going to be bit.
"I bated to do It.“ he said, “but it wai the house, but when I rome home I man with the hoe. stirring his mortai be can run
after It and fetch It back
an actual necessity. We ar« abaolutel; ( most gln'rally had things about the afresh. “Don’t step too high with tb<
again.- •
out of meat.”
| way I wanted 'em. Now. by gorry. as hodful.”—(.'falcagli Dally News.
Still, hla «tern features relaxed witl I
luBralllada.
a «mile as be reflected that by doing hit
“Women,” remarked tbe young mnn
own slaughtering be had re-aped th« pay
PRETENDER DECLARES HIMSELF SULTAN
with tbe sorry look, “are delusions and
meat of tribute t« the meat iruat.
■nares”
t
"So?" queried the Innocent bystander
v
“Yea. verily,” rejoined tbe y. m. . noi
many moons ago I cut out cigars and
lived on free lunch two weeks In order
to blow myself on an opera and a sup
per for a young woman. After suppet
I asked b«r to marry me, and wbat
kind of an answer do you suppose sbv
banded me?”
“Give It up." rejoined the 1. b.
“Sb« aald sb« waa very sorry,” con
tlnued the y. m., "but I was entirely
too extravagant to make a good bus
band."
Vndrr a Different Ntae.
“’Variety.’" quoted the man with th«
bulging brow, " ia tbe spice of life.' ”
“Yes." assented tbe man with tbe bu'b-
oua nose! “but that isn’t Ibernarne of it
aow. It's vaudeville."
Filial ObFdlrie».
“Harold.” ahe murmured tn bls ear
"mamma says I mustn't encoerage you t<
come h»re so often, and I have to do at
she tells me, of course, but you don’t
need anvieneourar»*nent—do vou. dear?*
Nan—Look at the youthful airs she
pi** on! She’s 15 years older than I
im. it she’s a day !
Fan—And you wouldn’t tear under the
ting yourself, would you, dear?
Doubt
About
Polpt.
Oee
“But I have talked loss enough, my
’riends," said the long-winded orator. “Be­
fore I sit down, however, I am willing
:o answer any questions you would hk«
to ask as to points I may have failed to
cover in my discourse.”
A brief pause followed.
Then a timid looking man in th« andl-
tnce rose.
"Is a motion to adjourn in order?” he
tsked.—Chicago Tribune.
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Mulal Hafld Is younger than tbe Sultan, hut. unlike that monarch, la
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Hardly
LICE IN POULTRY
Borax Spray a Safe Preventive-
Simple, Cheap, Harmless
to fowls.
“20 Mule Team” Borax wag a goo,
thing to rid poultry of lice. I had used so
much inflammable Lice killer that my
I’oul ry Houses were regular fire traps.
I gave my 8. C. W. Leghorn house a
rxxl spraying just two month. «20. Since
have caught several hens and I found
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lino as a wash.
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Roswell, New Mexico
Araotlable.
Stories have been told uf button«,
tncka and various extraneous sub­
stances found lo contribution boxes, but
It Is seldom that a church member
strikes a blow so severe as was that
delivered by Amos Budd, of Potter­
ville. on one occasion.
It was at the elo«e of a mlsaloaary
memory of bls steam engine encouraged
it waa to contribute ten cents to eat li
of th* charities to the support of wlii -h
tbe church subscribed, was seen to take
a blue slip from his pocket and ><x>k
at It keenly and affectionately.
When, after a slight but evident
tat Ion. he dropped the slip, carefully
folded. Into the box. Itearon Lane, wb-j
was passing It, could hardly refrain
from an exclamation of Joy.
“The Lord will bless you, Brother
Budd." he said, when the sermon «as
over, hurrying down tbe aisle to over­
take tbe prosperous grocer.
“I hope so," returned Mr. Budd, dry­
ly, “but I'm afraid you cal’late on that
being a check that I dropped In tbe
l>ox. It wasn’t.
Twas a receipted
bill for kerosene the church owed me
last year, and It had been overt ook-
ed
Of course It’s Jest the aanie as
money, though, when you come to that.'
«•■!«■'« Llakt Them o, Hina.
*•, 4t-tr
An old wotnsn from the country
tmught three boxes of ms tehee from
her grocer In town. It rained when
sb« was going bom«, and the match««
became so damp that not one of them
would atrik«. On tbe following Ratur-
<** ah« took the matches bock to tbs
Í
neflnemrnt of Lainry.
“Mildred, why did you lie abed til! 0
o'clock? I called you at 7, as you told
me to do.”
“I know ft, mamma. I only wanted the
pleasure of knowing that I was going to
sleep two hours longer.”
Rorlal
Triumph.
Castori* 1« a hanulc«« substitute for Castor Oil, I’am-
gorio. Drops and Hooihin* Hyrups. It Is I’I oumho *. I*
contains nalthrr Opluiu. Morphine nor other Ni.roado
■ubstunco. Its ago Is Its giiarnntr««. It destroy« W o « tii «
and allay« Fcverishnc«». It cures Diarrlura and Wlad
Colic. It rcUrvas Toctlilnir Troubles, euros CourUpaMen
and Flatulency. It assimilatala the Food. rr<ul*tcs th«
Htonuu-h und Bowels, civluir licMlthy and nul oral sloop.
The CliUdren’a 1‘auucea—Tl>o Mother’« Fricud.
N ot N ahiotic .
Apcrfbrt Remedy forConstlpa
Hon. Sóur Stomach. Dian-Boca
Worms .Convukams .Knvrish
arsi and Loss of S leet .
GENUINE
ALWAYS
Boars the Signature of
NEW YORK.
At G tttoiklhs «»lai
J j 1> O S I V- 15 <• » N'l S
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years
wa eawveve ewwaaas«, vv aawaaav ovsaaev. aaw vwwa ear».
Tbe Ktovwal Waa.
IsHsr«.
A Flaaarlal r»Mlnlat
Fd’th is one of the cblhtven in a
GajO“ Yrs bo is what you mlfht
household where Sabbath obaervancea trrxn a fiti-incla! peashnlst.
are of the oM-srbooi type of severity
Myrr» Wlxat's a fiimQvlal resMmlat?
_____
”1 ______
shall _____
always
stay _
her*/ one _
Gaye A rasn who la afraid to look
Harwl ,,’tü« ckwe o7ber acvnnd day pirn «a nt for fenr bl« friends will wact
at tbe beaeh. ”beiMiuse they don’t put to borrow oornetblnf.
the cea aw «y on Sunday.“
Comparati«« b'.» ?«*«•«.
“You traded your autotnobtle fee a
Jersey cow. did you? !>o»«n*t tl he COW
coat you a good deal for feedT*
“Yea. blit *be doesn't coal tne anything
for repairs.”
Moth«» wltt Snd Mr. Window*« «...tato«
syrup
v U»
Syrup uta
th. b ai
at ramea
re-nadr
t«> us
uw tu« Ui«u úSüaawa
I luridi ib« L mb U uu < period.
Dtvtaloi« nt l abor.
“Yea, sir,” mid Tuffoid Knutt. “th* an*
mother frllrr wun«t run a Swlas rheM*
factory up tn Wisconsin.”
“A Swai * chorar fact'ry,” said Eaton
Jogs long, “What part o’ tbs work did
you do, you old «n«owrF
"I made tbe boles .o the cheese.'
Mot Worth While.
State of r>h!o. City of Toledo)
Luca» County.
> **•
Frank J. c honey uiskw or th that he Isaenfnr
partner of the flrm ol F J. Cheney .5c Co . doing
bust nessintheC lie of Toledo, County andHtate
aforesaid, an-! that «aid firm will ¡M»y the aum
of OM H< NDKED DOI LAHri for each and
every ea»e of < atarrh thm can nut be cured by
the use uf Hall'» Catarrh Cure.
HUSK J. CT1FNEY.
Sworn to before me and au twrrlbed in my pree-
en<-v, this 6lh day of Dec'cinLcr A D. lnbfi.
/^..i %
A. W. OLr
'
J
Notary Public.
Hall s Catarrh Cure 1« taken Internally, and
arts directly upon the blood and murousimr-
iaces of thesyat'-in. pc - h ! for tr«( Imoolsls free.
F f <11 NEY A CO..Toledo,O.
Sold by all dnigglRt", 7fir,
Take ilail's Family Fills for conNt'patlon.
Data l.aarLlaas.
Il»—l‘m going to bring Jolt home
with o>« to dlnu«r to-night. Hb*-Oh,
mercy. dear, dou'tl It'« th« cook'« day
out. and I’ll bav« to cook dinner. He—
Never mind: I ow« Jolt on«, anyway I
—Yonker» Slateeuian.
BAD
BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body is dependent oa the blood for nourishment and
atrength. When llus life stream is flowing through the system in a state of
City and richness we are assured of Perfect and uninterrupted health:
ause pare Mood is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however,
the body is fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the ayetem is deprived ol
its strength, disease genus collect, and the trouble is manifested in various
way«. Pustular emptiona. Dimples, rashes and the dilTercnt skin affections
show that the Mood is in a feverish and diseased coacuiion as n result of too
much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Vlceni ar*
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca­
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Illixxl Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various way«.
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of th«
■venue« of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the btood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious disease« is
another caus” for the poisonin ' of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
■re so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
constantly annoyed nnd troubled with it. B.i 1 blood is the s<mrec of all dis­
ease. and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the Ixxly is sure to
suffer in some way. I-'or Mood trouble« ot any character S. S. S. is the best
remedy ever discovered. It goes d >wn into the circulation ar.d removes any
aud all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and Completely
and permanently cures blood diseases id
every* kind. The action of S. S. 8. is so
thoron,“li that hereditary taints arc removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy ao that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sore«
PURELY VEGETABLE and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagion«
Blood Poison, etc., and does not leave the
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after • course of S. 8. S. It is also nature'a
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. S. 8. 8. is for sale at all first clasa
rfrug stores. Book on the Mood nnd any medical advice free to all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, G4.
S.S.S
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Deplorai,I, Ootlook.
’’Why, what's tbe matter, child?”
Revolutionary General (Io Cub«?—.
“Hoohoo! 1 ain't had no offers yet Have you called th« roll of th« army this
an* I'm nearly S years old an* I'm morning?
Subordinate—No, tener« I ; It |«n’t neo-
skeered I'm goln' to be a ole inald I
eaaary. It«'« on th« «lek list.—I'bicago
Booh 001”
Tribun«.
“O, Jolie! Julie!” wighed tbe despair­
Superior A b I hir I,
ing youth. "How many more rime« has?
Girl with th«. (Lbson Girl N*Hr-Ths
I got to ar»lc you to marry me?”
"How can I tell, fieorge?" «h* faltered. s.rs thst odiong Mrs. Nookuqi <lv*s h*r*
s*lf! Have you noticed the absurd fuM
•You haven't naked me tb.i time yet.”
■he makes oVer that sore ej^d pood I e dog?
Girl with the .Julia Murlnw* Dimple—
Yes, but that Isn't the worst of it. Sbs
■pslls bls nam# "1'hydcau.”
BEST EVER WRITTEN
“Did you attend Mrs. Sk.mmerhorn’s
miscellaneous shower the other night?”
"Yes.”
A PRfSIRIPTION WHICH ANYONt
“How was it?”
EASILY MIX AT HOME.
“Complete success. It rained cats and
grocer, and upbraided him for selllni
dogs the whole evening.“
such useless stuff The grocer took ou I
one or two. and struck them quite east I
Illa Mild Klek.
Sad to Promptly Overcome Kidney
iy on the leg of his trousers, for bj1 “Theoretically,’ muttered the professor,
Bladder AfIKrtiom Shake Simple
this time the matches had becitme j>er /locketing the small amount of change
Ingredients Well in Bottle.
fectly dry. But the old woman did no- that had been banded back to him, "all
the
products
of
nature
ought
to
be
free,
think of this explanation, and ex
but some of them cost like blazes."
claimed:
Tut. tut I that's not goo<
Mix the following by shaking well in
He had just paid his bill for electric
bottle, ami take in tpappoonful dotra
enough for me. I can’t tramp all lighting.
al.
alter
nn-al"
miles to your trousers every time I
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i anil
.* at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Iiandeiion, rna-half
want to strike a match. Give me thre.
ounce; Com[iound Kargon, one dpnee;
boxes of a kind that I can light ad
Compound ryrnp HarvapariIla, three
home."
ounces. A prominent physician is the
th. Age
Discretion.
suih< rity that three simple, liarmless
Senator Dillingham, illlw-tiaslng ln> of the Well-Informed of the World has ingredient« can be obtained at nominal
migration In New York, made uae 01 always been for a simple, pleasant cost from any druggist even in the
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of smaller towns.
the phrase, “tbe age of discretion.’
"What 1« tbe 'age of discretion,’ v*n known valu% a laxative which physi­
The mixture Is said to cleanae and
ator?” anked one of bis auditors.
cians could sanction for family use strengthen the clogged and inactive
”1 should say,” returned Senator
because its component parts are Kidneys, overcoming Backache, Bladder
lingham, smiling, "that the age of
known to them to be wholesome and weakness and Urinnry trouble of all
cretion ia reached when a young
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable kinds, if taken before the stage of
remove« from hla mantel the rich col |
Bright’a diaeaae.
lection of actresses- and dancing glrla to the system and guntie, yet prompt.
Those who have tried this say it
In
action.
photographs, and aubatltute« the por
positively overcomes paiu in the back,
Ia supplying 'hat demand with Its clears the urine of sediment and regu
trait of hla rich bachelor uncle."
excallent combination of Syrup of Isles urination, especially at night, cur­
Want of Forethon«ht,
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali­ ing even the worst forma of bladder
“Did you hear that Jigshy was___
■*rr
weakness.
to jail last week for speeding hla mo fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
Every man or woman here who feels
•thlcal lines and relies on the merits
tor car?”
that the kidneys are not strong or act­
"Yes; be hadn't money enough wilt of the laxative for Its remarkable ing In a healthy manner should mix
him to pay bls fine and was sent to Jal success.
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this prescription at home and give It a
In default.”
Thst Is one of many reasons why trial, as it la said to do wonders for
“So foolish to start on a spin wftboni Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna 1s many persons.
the amount of one's running expenses.’
Tbe Hcrsnton, Pa., Times was first to
given the preference by the Well-
—Baltimore American.
Informed. To get Its beneficial effects print thia remarkable prescription, In
October. 1906, since when all the lead­
"Nagg Is very fond of entertaining always buy the genuine—manufac­
ing newspapers of New York, Boston,
Isn't ba?** “Yre; bls wife baa to bt tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
Philadelphia, Pittsburg and other cities
pleasant when there’s company prap only, and for sale by all leading
have made many announosmenta of it
•nt”—Boston Traveler.
to their readers.
Pretty Hot.
“Under t?ie «»qtiaror. gentlemen,“ rw
marked nti extensive traveler, “It la m
toot that the natives hnvo to put hens
In Ice chests to prevent their Laying
hard boiled
Ixindon Mall.
RHEUMATISM
1« moti painful.
What’« good?
S-JACOBS OIL
The
General Demand
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle
CASTORIA
fhcSimUe Sipuilurv uf
Too Much for Kim.
It was tbe closing hour of the long
weary trial. Tbe courtroom was packed
to suffocation to bear tbe venerable
judge's charge to tbe Jury. There was
a minute's silence before be cleared bl»
throat and began to speak.
“Gentlemen of the jury,” he said In
part, "In arriving at a verdict In’this
case you must take tbe testimony of the
witnesses for the defense Into consid­
eration «nd give them full weight."
At the words “full weight” one of
the jurymen fainted. He was a coal
dealer.—Milwaukee Sentinel.
What Is CASTORIA
Promotes Dtgrslion Cheerful
ness and West Contains neither
Opium Morphin« nor Mineral.
Austere Person- I can’t tip you. young
man, unless you have change for a ten­
ner.
Frobman, the American theatrical
Waiter («lain; him up) — Keep your
manager, said recently after his annual dime, sir; I haven’t a nickel about me.
LondoQ business weason was over: “Two
th.rds of the cooimunicatioQ in London
that two or three years ago was settled
by correspondence or calls is now done by
telephone. The result is a man's work is
more roDC*ntrnt*d and he gets more time.
An effort is being made to evourage
Io perhaps 1(M) or more engagements 1 the d.amnnd cutting industry at Cap«
might have dur.ng the day, half are set­ Town. The work has been hr ret olor«
tled by telephone, even to engaging actors done almost exclusively at Amsterdam,
and listening to mus.cal lyrics. I have but at present a rreat deal of this werk
decided more stage questions this year is being done in the United States.
this way than by correspondence or per
tonal meetings. In fact, I have engaged
I Rtlrr th« Stars.
two star actors and made agreements
’’Don’t be serious. Jack. Mt’s change
with three authors for plays without hav­ th* subject. Wbat ig that br.gbt star?”
ing ever m*t them.”
“That’« Sirius, too, dear.”—ChicAgo
Tribune.
Brine«* Frieada.
In
A\i’k'd«blc Preparation far As­
similating ihcElxxlarKlReftdn
Hag the StumctH tint Howls of
The Kind You Have Always Bought« and which has born
iu use fbr over 80 year-, I hm borne the ■Ignutnre o(
and him been made aadrr bin per-
■on al supervision aln.-e Ka infeney.
Allow no one to deceive you la thia.
AU Counterfeits, Imitations and ••.Iii«tMs»-iroed,*aro but
Experiments that trltle with and endanger the heulth of
Infanta and Children-Experience against Experiment.
Gives instant relief.
Remove« th« twinge«.
USE IT, THEN YOU’LL KNOW
26o.—ALL DRUGGISTS—BOo.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3.00 & $3.50 SHOES TM“Vok%
_
«U.1HOH FOR tvrsr MtMStn OF—
th « ¿«MILY
AT ALL ««ICFS.
S2S,OOO i fcsy.V*
Reward j
THE REASON W. L. I)onglM ahons am worn by mom
In all walk» oil ifa than any other makaia Wraumi o«
•xmlknt at via, assy fitting. an<| a up* ring waanng quaUttes,
lha Mbrfloa of that «at bar» and other mau>Hala for aaeh part
of the ebon and emry «fotail of I ba making I a looked after by
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!’*•♦*orfanhation of auperin t»n<ten ta, foremen and
»killed« .'«makers, who meal vatha higheat wa«ve paldln
ahr»i nduntry. and who-a work manahip run not W eimllad.
If I could tales you ntn m vl area far toriaa at Brockton M
and ahow you how narvfull y W. E. Dotttlaa ahoao am made
would then underhand why they hold their aha pe, lltbe
n any other make.