r
Trade« tkat Kill.
Weak Lungs
Bronchitis
One of the moat dsngervua of trad««,
accorillng to the I’llgriui, “la the «-over
In* of toy anliuala with akin, cteaun»»
Ion ther bei ng used, for Instance, for
the el«*phai>ta, calfskin tor the horse,
and gontakln for the cautela
camels Thia
ooveringt nmat of course tit without a
wrinkle to look natural, ao the wood­
en model la first dqqied Into glue, then
aprlnkled with chalk «lust; then the
akin la put on. Tbs chalk Is a> tine
that It fill» the sir and is drswn Into
the throat and lunga A year at thia
■ort of work ofteu reaulta In death.
Auotber very Injurtoua toy la the rub­
ber balloon. The fuiuea and solvent»
uaed In reducing ahe»*t rubber to ttie
neoem*ry thinness while retaining it«
strength and the dyeing of the bril­
liant yellow« greena aud purpl, in»
most at them poisonous.
8EI.MAS
PREFERENCE.
If Wa<hln|tiin Were I ner«.
Two prominent society woiuvn of
(\ i eh In« (on ware aoatoil hi th»* gallery
reserved for th» families of emigre««
IUVU
"What a grand Innly of men’’* ea
claimed the younger of the two euthu
aiaatleally.
”lh» you tblnk »»?” a«k«d the «th«r
demurely
“Why. of rourae I do Ree bow alert
and hualnnaalik« they are. I am •uro
If (foorg« Waahlngton could come hack
to t'unftvea tie would lx* proud of a iK’h
a datallng m | mn *( kc I«.“
“I fear, dear,** remarked the elder of
th« two eerloualy, “that If George
Wnaliliigton were to «vine back and «ee
Cuugreea he would lose no time tu tie
llvrrlng auotber farewell addreaa. *
Lippi m'ott’e
-•« LtkeA tba ,'u«ll«h Ih.l n«na«l
♦a th. Illahrr.
The tlrat ilny ticltun «nine
ItllS RtUMRS HOW TO PROMPTLY
gl iqrvrbreiuL mid put eleveu
it'Rt kiiLMUhM AT
»he tunde
One of the
Essentials
of the happy homes of today Is a
fula of aoda In It.
vast fund of Iniormnil.'U as to th«
"You nak uie ’lrveii." nhe explained
iH'st methods of promoting health and
to Mix a Simpl» Preparation to her <ilM|>|>olntol iiilatrew» ua they
happiness and right living mid know-
.urvejvd togviher the »1» kly colored re-
e Do-v to Take Ov
ledgu of the world's best products.
ault.
For over sixty years doctors
re KMuuv and Bladder
I'rotjuels of actual »'xcellence and
"No.
Selma.
I
an
hl
one
Oh.
I
must
have endorsed Ayer’s Cherry
1 rouble PrompOv.
rciisonablo claims truthfully presented
bnv, m I<1 •« level tnanpooiiful.’"
Pectoral for coughs, colds,
la he a man who uses gmwl Jtalg
and which havo allaim'd to world*
—I'hat a ao,” Selma agreed, triumph­
mentr “Kieellent.
Ilui tie always
wide acceptance through the approval
weak lungs, bronchitis, con­
There is «o much Rheumatism «very- antly.
put« it to use about a day too late"—
of the Well Informed of the World;
"She look» ao B»ea't..aiul bright." Mm
sumption. You can trust a
wheie that the following advice by an
not of Individuals only, lull of the
-...^ for
.„. read-
,r.„- . Vnnkiirnn
.xiutlded to her husband .Milwaukee Sentinel.
eminent authority, who writes
medicine the best doctors ap­
Rollingstone N oiuom « Ye«; I IWW
rm of a large E*»tetn daily paper, will tlmt night, "that | enu't help giving
many who have tlm happy faculty of
prove. Then trustthisihe next
be highly apprwiated by thoee who her credit for more luteUlgence thau bo a ¡H»et. Tatforodon Torn I ofteii
selecting and obtaining the btqtl the
wondered how yon got your atari.—
tuffer:
time you have a hard cough.
j she has.“
world affords.
Philadelphia Re<x»rt1.
" I had an awfnl rnn<h fnr over • ▼••? and
Get from any good pharmacy one half
“
Oh.
I
Imagine
the
Intelligence
la
Ono of the products of that class,
n.'t> mg sensed to do Hie *tn Seed I tr’e«?
nine« Fluid Extract Dandelion, ow there,** he answvnsl. “It takes pa­
Aycr'a «'harry I -«-»or*! and was »»>'« ciir»j
I«a<!y (age 71 How inib'li I» that.
of known eom|a>nout parts, an Ethical
1 racrktiimand It t*> all mv fr?«i ds w»>»r»vrf
nine«
Ccmpound
Kargou,
three
ounce»
T«»e
Aera
k*neata.
tient's,
of
courts,
to
teach
them,
but
she
pl«*a«e?
fftallbolder
(at
b*a»tli
of
eburoh
th-v hav« a r ■iigh." - Mia» M U iiku ,
Aw lafalllblc lyMfftoai.
remedy, approved by physicians and
Waahti>ii?«Ms. D C.
>f Compound
Syrup Sara.par 11«.
In R»lgluui a two acre le'ldlng la
First Student What, you foreea*» Shake the«» well in a bottle and take roiupreheuded perfectly when 1 »¡»oke fair, age Hi llow much has your
commended
by the Well Informed of
aurtlcieiit to maintain a farmer and hi»
to her.”
mother given you to «¡»end? Punch.
that our tailor, poor cha;\ would
the World as a valuable and whole­
in teavpoonful done» after each meal
family. The typical two acre farm In
“Yes: and what dkl you any? Xhxx!
mad?
Friend
What's
the
matter,
old
boy?
some family laxative la the well known
«nd at bedtime; alao drink plenty of
evening?* You’d have u merry time. You look dlNapimlnted. \lg\ I thought that cxnmtry rontalna a patcii of wheat Hyrup of Elga and Elixir of Henna To
The Second Sure; oa the 23th of .prod water.
r
Another
or
rye
and
auotber
of
barley
|
though,
teaching
her
to
cook,
with
your
last month he wanted «oine money
get its bencilclal effects always buy
I had appendicitis, but the doctor «aid
It ia claimed that there few victim«
‘ ' _ry Your mother told me her- It «a« ouly hkllgcatlou t'ourt Jour* fair portion grown potatoes a row of the genuine, manufactured by (Its
from ■>•!—Tranalatad for Tranaatlar if thia dread and torturoua diveaae who :
teyer'a Pill* keep the bowala regular,
cabbage
(rowa
all
round
on
the
t
«loping
rew'd'v rs’li7Ti7 th.'.th“
»w,r
ulk *“* *“ nal.
California Fig Hyrup Co. only, and
all vegetable and gently laxative. tic Tel«« from Mrggvndorfer Rlaetter will fail to find i
-
.
...i—
_ ,_____ >■
ald«*a of th«' di tehee, with i row of for sale by all loading diukgtsta
rimple home-made mixture, and in words of three syllabi««."
I'alienee They «ay your brother
walk
I
"Nonseuse !” But he laugti«*d aa he uaed to have great luck aa a fisherman. onlena Just out aide. leas>n< bar«
Clarence Knew.
most cases a peiuianent cure a the re-
ln< r>«wn between them and the grain
Fata« Pr*fe««M,
said IL
“I dr»n’t take any stock in the pr»«fes- rult.
RiroBNoas Item« *
Pntrkv Yea, he did have. Nearly ev The shade trees round the lenise srs
"He adv«rti»ed for boa niera who «ions of these politic ans,” the viiitor was
A month had passed when Mr» Van­ erybody umx I to believe him. Yonkera
Thia simple recipe ia said to strength
"Hull? maekorsl!" «zelai usa»! l!«
pear
trees
Every
foot
nt
land
la
mads
remark
ng.
'They
’
ve
all
got
some
seifi*h
Iked pea.'hea ’
*n and cleanse the eliminative tinsuea kurau emu« ainlllng Into her ii usba ud« Statesman
freckls«) lad who was ¡tarring over t!»«
achene to put through. You never cao <t the Kidney, so that they can filter study.
to produce, and the farmer keep» pigi rail of the drawbridge “Jii«t Ioni b<»w
•w«nr
“
You
live
outside
of
the
city
limits?
tell
what
a
man
has
up
his
sleeve."
aud chickens
: «nd (train from the blood and sy«tem
“Well. I went there for the au ra­
"I’vs Just had one of my ridiculous
yer brother Febay can «wliu. Why, tw
“I can. Mr, Jttnea.” said little Clar­ he poi»ons. acids and watte matter,
•low far outahlo?“ “GotnlnvMi know«.
Selma.
I ¡ « enoouuters
... wwu awa w with
"Illi OV
lias*. " Hilt* Sit It!. "I
ner “
call go llko a <*anoa”
ence. butting into the conversation.
Hard
ta
Maarh.
“And didn't be have any peaches?" You've got a dirty cuff up yeura. I ahich cause not only Rheumatiem. but uoLkxxl th« three layers of her < rake ! don't. It a alH»ut fifteen minute** the
"Yep." replltal the other lad. roloni»
Tke numenni« “b«lp” who have "ha<l
Other
aide
of
where
Hie
map
atop«
numerous
other
diseases
Every
ms'
“Oh, there was a whole orchard of aq se« it.“
, spread out In the pantry, «nd said. *O
bad gooxl character« but loot thMu" ar. ly. "end ho rwnUnda ma of a entwe"
-bb'ago
Tribune.
.
rr
woman
here
who
feels
that
their
kid
H*aches. but there wasn’t a girl on the
Sehua. you burner! one, didn’t you?
- Vs ties he ran glide tr> <,••!?*’
no worn off than th« doiueMIc men
iey» are not healthy and active, or wh. That « too bad’.* To my surprise, ahe
Whem It Klees.
Landlord (to new tenant) I auppo*«* tl<>u«d I« Hluetrated Hit« wbu«e *a«rt-h
,lace."—Houston Poet
"Naw. ‘cauae he la going to get t>ad-
'nffers
from
any
urinary
trouble
what
­
Teacher (of f*»zraphy cianai—Nam«
straightened up and answered, ’No? you would re*julre a bat broom In the for amployaient w«« hindered by an dlsd when he gate home “
With the Awclewt«.
city
on
the
Ohio
river.
the largest
ever, aho «hi not h«(itate to make up
house? Tenant Ob. we don't need a
The Greek commander was msking ths
Saarty Haired Pupil — C.«cianati. hia mixture, as it ie certain to do Why, y««»‘ I told her. ’Ikm't you «re batbnwvm. We go to act» every year - unteward circumstance. Haid tb« mat
Hrcult of : he walls of Troy, iook ag tar ma'am : but it ain't on the Ohio rivet
this black edge?*
Ye*,' ahe said. *1
ter of the house to an applicant
ouch gcnnl. and may rare you from
There once via a maid named \!r<ÎlanIty,
i vulnerable spot, when hi* automob.le •o’y part of the time
ace burned, but not too bad * I thought Hvggendorfer lilaettrr.
"Caii t you find any work at allY*
■ouch
misery
and
suffering
after
while.
The fa i real on« 1« «b» vi> mil),
•tuck fast in the mud.
lalttle Willie Say. Pa. wbat Is the
Teacher—Indeed! Where is it the re«/
she wua being saucy, ao I rebuked her.
“Plenty. «Ir; but everybody want«
Rbe loved a young man
“Gat a horse !* jeered the Trojan sen­ of the time?
■ and she got «oletun, un<! 1 don’t know llfferemv between “well“ and “guud?- reforem'«« from «>• i««t employer.“
Takaw at Hta Word.
Name« ra’ricb McGann -
I
tinels on the walla.
Shaggy Haired Pupil—In It.
Pa
1
have
notletMl,
my
aou.
that
about
where
It
might
bine
led
If
she
hadn't
Can
’
t
you
get
th«w
v
*
“
Master Waiter, aged 6. bad eaten the
Hut wwide«I a rieb «Id affinity.
Smarting under their rid.rule, he treat
“No. air
H«*a been dead tweaty
aeft portions of hla toast at breakfast, ha Planed to «ay, almost with tear», the only time you are g**od la when you
• nd built a huge wooden bore*. The rest .
rissaed Hla..lt
eight years.“
^re not nell. Penver Poat.
i ‘Not two bad one bad.’ ”
• history.
Miss Caust'qne—You evidently have and plied the crusts on bls plate.
“There’« a lesson for you, though.”
“Yea, air,” aald the man in cell 711,
“When I was a little boy." remarked
1 pleaoant diatxwltlon. Mr Sapieigt. At
Kdwla’e Explanation.
Wrest ««III.
I hie father, who aat opposite him. “I al­ 1 Mr. Vankuran rejolnexl, after the “time o aa wt>en I wae admit ted to the
Edwin, aged 3. who fondled tela small least you aeeai to be easily pleased.
"Iairy.” called Mr llarker. frvm rha
'
laugh.
“
I
’
d
suggest
that
jruu
avoid
And w hat brought
•cry ta‘»t houae*.
Sapioigh Why do you —aw—think I ways ata the cruet, of my toast "
eat overmuch and unwisely, ap;*ared
front porch, “where la that babyt Juel
i "Did you like them?” Inquired bls idiomatic expressions.”
you here?" * riu*y vnught me coining now he was In the dining room, then
before bls mother one day. his little air.—aw- -easily planned ?
I, the num who
At
that
Instaut
Selma
appeared
In
Statcmuan.
offspring,
cheerfully.
out.
”
—
Yonkers
face guiltily pained and a scatcb upon
Mtsa Gau«t!que—By the way hi wbiob
I saw him In the parlor and now he
I the dv*orway to say that the Chinese
ho, tried to <;rt
"Yea." replied the parent
Ml« <laddie So «be*« rvrtliy engaged baa vanished again ”
tils hand.
you laugh at «ome of your own re­
'he Mime w»tr
“You may hare these." said Master laundrymau whs tlivn*. anil wanteil to to Mr. Sllmm. Lh» you think be'» really
"What happened?" she asked.
mark«.
"There be Is out on the fnrat etepa,
out of some
Walter, pushing bls plate across the know bow *x)n he must brini; back Mr. a gvKai match? Mine Knox Well, be’« replied Mrs Harker with a suit la
"I beat the kitty a little,” be laid.
Oa Aeoount ef Dtstaaw.
other nuika
Vankuran’a linen.
table.—Harper's Weekly.
and hv'n got a red “Ob. George. Isn't be a picture?”
a
regular
stick.
briefly._________________
Vlxttor—And you hare ba«n feeding
"Tell him there's no Immoti late rx* Itead! New York I Hilly MnH.
“H’ra! Yes. a regular moving pic­
I
Mailt that War-
tike dor». Bobby? Gracloua! All of
Igency,** the master of the house n-
$100 Reward. $100.
Harold I «Uppuee. t'ncle <k\)rgv, you ture, •
"What do you think of these mush- them xr, «rier'n* their tall» with the The reader» of t hi* t aper w .11 be p’.eaved to plle«l. careleMly, aiu! bvnt to bls writ
mom bat, the aomrn are wear.ng?” a«k- exception of the dachahund.
obje**t Co tlui>e things Uvau*« 1 Inhale
earn t at there 1« at least one dreaded d. -ra* •
Hix You sal J your fun would shoot
hat <«*?ene< baa beva able to cu-e m all t s lug. while Selma atariM.
*d the party of the first part, as over-
the auioke. fuel«* George Not at all,
Bobby—Oh. he will wag hla tall after uages, and that ia Cata rh Hall's Catarrh
“No hurry. Selma. Mrs. Vankuran
•00 yards
t»ard at the street corner.
.'uro is the on. v positive cure now known to the
tuy Inty. I object to them beenuae you
a whtle. You aee It tekce a long time aedical
IMx I know I did.
fraternity. Cat&rrh be tig a eonstfto- aupplemented. but before the door had
“They’re not as bad as the honey moon
for bls r«xxl humor to get from hl» .mnal di«ea«e. requires a constnational treat* fairly closed behind the girl she turn- exhale the »moke. Milwaukee Seuti-
tat." said bis confederate in crime.
Illa—Its marked to atioot only SSn
i »3*25
neat
Hall's Catarrh Cure i» gakeu snterna.lv,
Del.
bead to hla tall.
“The honeymoon hat?”
acting directly '.jw»n theblood and mucous sur- evl on her husband.
"Of all tnessuges
yards
lace,
aces of the a*
s? »teta,
stem, tbervb
t hereb destroying
de-t-oying the to
fo in*
in»
-Wbata that you’rv no busy writ-
“Yea; bij enough for two."
to
aend
to
a
1'hlnaman
by
Selma
!
IMx
—
1
know,
but
there
ere
tw»
bar
iation
dSease, and giving t e
patent
iati >n of the dSeaw.
« pat
ent
After He’d Bren Irntrsrsi.
nren^th
busMsag
const * ‘-------
*
rtrenath by hu
’.Miav wpthe
an the eon.tltu'loa
and
’No immediate exlgei.«*y.’" she quottal. Ing? You’re regularly perspiring over
Until recently the most convenient way
Lawyer (in courtroom»—What time usisttng nature in doing its work, The pru-
"When you’ve atudled Anglo- It“ "My wife la givlug an ad<lr«*»e on
rrietors
have
murk faith in st
______
. _ so _________________
uretlvepow- merrily.
•f getting from England to Japan was by have you got. pleaae?
,r» hat they ,-ffer One H. ml red Po! I ara for any Saxon simplicity as long ns I have, ’Women*« Itiglita* to iuorn»xv. and I am
way of Vancouver, a journey of twenty-
«we that
it fa..a
la.U to cure,
liai oil
trsat st
cure. be .d lor
for list
Prisoner tat trial table)—I can’t tall ’ ■ase
preimring It for her.” Luatlge Bluet*
testimonials.
sir. I'll ask your adric» about Idioms
four days. This time has been cut down you until after th« trial.
ter.
A ldreasF J CHENEY A CO , Toledo, O.
to seventeen days by way of Russia. It
and
things,
”
Sold by ail druggists. 75c.
lk»lly—No, I won’t wnab my face.
Is expected to still further cut this time
Take ilail'i Fams.y fl*la fo? roust:patina.
It was undeniably her hour of tri­
when the Russian government lays a
umph, but her hiinibl»l husband wquld Juat luite to wanh my foe»: Grand­
More Appropriate.
double track across the country.
have given much to hear a little dia­ ma Naughty, naughty! When I wa»
“Going to pay «>me
your 803
logue which t«vok place betwevu mis­ a little girl 1 always wnabed my face.
Hie Pimform aa Amended.
Otto’s bills?” laughed the caller.
lk>lly—Yea, an’ now look at It!—Cleve­
“My platform.” ah outed the orator, Is a Constitutional Disease
tress and maid th«* next day.
•*Ye«,” sighed the benevolent father,
bringing his fiat down with a reeoundinz
"Mr. Vankuran talk nl«*e English-— land leader.
It originates in impure blood and “Otto is a very wild youth. I should
thwack on the deck before him. * ia. Leave requires constitutional treatment, acting
“Frau Lehm.vnn «aa any Ing «ome aw-
more nlej aa Mrs. Vaukuran." the girl
■well enough alone !* ”
through and purifying the blood, lor its have called him Auto.“
ful thing« atwHit you yeatenlay*“ Well,
announced, calmly.
“Auto?”
*^eg pardon.“ whiiperrd the chairman radical and permanent cure.
Tbe
1 hr KI ik I You Ila.«
Il<>ii|(lit Inta born« th« *i|;nii-
"What makes you think no?"
did you at lek up for me?” "Oh. no, I
of the meeting, id eminent Boeton citi- greatest constitutional remedy is
“Yes; he’s such an expensive sport,
tur* <>f Ckutn. II. Flct.-lirr. nu<l Jtua bren ininle uuclrr Ilin
all.
s.»
Hint
1
could
"Oh.
his
arorxls
sound
so
high!
wanted
to
hear
It
I
p«r«*>iutl nupcrvi.lon lor over 3<i yrnra. Allow no onn
«en. pulling hia coat rail« gently. “ ‘Let
and it won't be long before be will b«
trll you about It after« anta."- File-
like ver’ much learn bls English.
to drcciv«* you in till-..
<'oiint«rfril«. IniitIon« nixl
well enourh alone’ ia the preferable form.”
• broken-down sport“
•*
.Iuat-a.-irn.Hl’* nrr but Ex|>rrlni«nl*. un<l «•■ k I hiik « r tlio
gende
Blaeftcr.
Youth's Companion.
In n»ual liquid form or in chocolated tab-
health of L'hlklrrn—Experience ngalir«l ExperinicnU
To Break in New Shoes.
ets known a- Sarsatabs. lOOdoeeeJl.
Mr. Orth*xk»xer But surely, «Ir. Dr.
Alwav* «hake in Alien'« Foot-Eaeo, a row,1*r
Tiw IMItor
Nasal and other local forms of catarrh
Reglar
doesn't
advert!!*»?
run«h.'t. »wealing, arhinf. ,>ollen feel
are promptly relieved by Antiseplets or ': '•re,
corn*. in<rowin< nails and bunion». Al
- Well. no, not directly, but when bual
Catarrlets. 50c.. druggists or mail.
«11 drvg*l»ts anil shoe steres, 3Se. Pont aceop
>11 known rei labi«
Cantor!., i« it harinlr«« aubatltuto for Cuxtor Oil. I’urc-
nee« 1« dull he often «end« me a check
>
y,
I
-tn.lie.
-*m;ler.«
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Mail a« »cy <w<J
One who wrongfully obtains from a you come tiefore me and a«k
picture with l > sta
Soidler— But I have th« eaptaln’i
unil Elatulem v.
It itn.inillitte*. tile E ihh I, regulate« tlio
<11 »graceful
order for D X and
ry
you
when
hr
la
In
that
transportation compeuy ¡ joshcss I oh of;
Ntomiu li mid iloxvrla. gi.ing lieitllhy aud nntiirul nieep.
we will rftb! you a •oral ;>eriDiss‘.oiL
- H-ua triple • life «tudy of
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I,
sur,
beautiful
pboto
ea
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Would
Be-Bride
t3| T«'’* Bt.<i ter* - and m that
Tlac Children’ll I’auu.’ca Tho Mother’« Erlend.
larK»ment of aao.»
Sentry (Importantly)—Let's see it I baggage to which he is not entitled, by |
etc
discovered and la <iv-
w hvn he’s
fr*n.»-i in a hand
ins to the vor»d hui wonder­
placing the wrong check on It. with pleaz. aur. he'll no o»uia
■on e frame lik« cut. —Il Motto per Ridere.
ful remed.re.
On’teide n:«ai«';re of
Intent to appropriate It to his own use. M»l»er.—illustrated Bit».
Mo Mercury. PoHom or Drugs Used-Fir Cure«
freme L'.xle in«-hea
Lawyer— Am! do you think that the
We do all kind« ol
«•tlMMft Operation, cr Without the A.d of a Knif«
District Attorney Jerome of New Tori Is held, in Aldrich vs. People (III.), 7
enlarging ani k»iaa
He ruarnntere to Cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lun«,
finiteci tue
>end of plead« guilty to three weakneaaea—rand] L. IL A. (N. S.) 1149, to be guilty of man who has run »way with your wife
rhrout. Rheiimatiro. S*’rTo»ji»Dew. X«-ri
Dehilitr,
your fi m» to b< «fo
itomach. Liter. Kidne* TroatdeN &boLoat M»-rar*!
Bears the Signature of
eating, cook.ng strange dishes and making larceny.
bad known her «ome time? Iluabund -
vejoi^d and Ln;»bed
We<kn«K« and All Private DioraaML
We pay return j.«et
furniture.
No. he can’t have known her long, or
A SURE CANCER CURE
The conductor of a freight train U
lust Received from Pekin«, China-Safe, Sure
GEO. It. STROBG
«t. V tuw* r-Mire »na all Nrrvou«
held. In Vasaor va Atlantic Coast Line he would never have run away with
and Reliable.
143 w Pirk St.
ber.—Meggvn<!orfer Bl art ter.
p*-rmA «nt. v e«fM hg I"- K. d * « '»r*al
IF T0U ARE AFLICTET» I-< S“»- DELAY.
K •
\ *
i; \
LI
Poróind.
Orefor
r.i
orer.
Send
for
FREE
|2trta.
botti«*
*n<
DZLAT8 ARE D a N
Diner—Walter, bring me a cutlet,
treailae. Dr. K H. Kila-. IxL Ml a.-cb bL. PbUa..KW to have no Implied authority to engage
CONSL'LTATION RRBB
and also a big lion« for my d»'g. I
If you caxLnot rel 1. trri te for »y n peon b I anh and clrea*
the
services
of
a
person
to
assist
la
l»r InHo«* 4rfn’»inr«nr*
A. Arila».
will pay extra for that. Walter—Y««,
THE C GEE HO CHINESE MEI-Ti’INF CO
Write
“The man who palntiM that spuri- handling freight, for which he Is to air. Diner (when the cutlet arrive»! —
82 1-J Fim St.. Cor Morrinon.
Portland, Ore«on.
For
Years
PlwM* Mention Thia Pa?*r
run picture was sn artist, at all receive passage on the train, so as to
tnt CffNVAUM
»? MU««*» SVSCffV. N «W »<!•• CiW
Where
la
tlie
bone
for
the
dog?
Walter
••ntltle such i»ers<>n. In case of his lu­
•vents," said the ronnolsseur.
TOR PRINTING
—In the cutlet, »lr. — MeggMidorfer
r. N. u
“I don't know about him," answer***! fury, tn bold the carrier Hable to án
HICKS-CH ATTEN
Blaetter.
•m
ployer.
Mr. Cumrox ruefully, "but the dealer
Portland
“I »uppoae you visited all the point»
K».» TB»«.
A «abatttat«.
To determine the degree of the crime
who sold 1» to me was."—Washington
"Whet has come over the spirit of
“Tou’rw rather a yonng man to be
if one who by means of false conne**« of Interest while you were abroad?**
Star.
tions conveys gas around bls meter and said one young woman. “No,” answered left lt> charge of « drug «tore,* anl<! llnakln'a ilrrmuiT’ queried Itnyinond.
“Have you "lie has quit talking against iiingtintee
Moth,n vrfl find Mr» Winalnw*« Soothing consumes It upon bls property without the other, “we acre so busy add r»-«* I ng th« fn««y old gentleman
tyruplheb at remedy to uwmriasircmuraa
having It measured, it is held. In W« mk 1 s ¡■»st <ar*ls to our frlemis that we any diploma?'* “Why er—no, ■Ir." and trusts."
luri&g th, u,«thing period.
"lie Ixuight hie first block of etorg
7 1. It A < \ - . hadn’t time to do much sightseeing.”— replied tt»e drug clerk, “but we ha a h
a ¡»reparation of our own that’s Juat us last week,” replied Haskill's purtner.
■ aaperrset.
52<), that the taking during earb day Washington Star.
Automoblllst—Say. I want tble mask Is not to be regarded as a separate* of­
conclusively.
“The great corporations which con­ good.-—Philadelphia Preaa
•hanged. It doesn't cover my face euf- fense, but that ‘he value of the gas trol general necessities,” *nld the man
ficlently.
wrongfully consumed during the period of unusual theories, “ahould be regard­
Clerk—But It’s the regular thing.
during which tb»* false connection Is in ed merely as servants of the public.”
Automobll.st—Can’t help that. I find use at one time will t»e considered.
“Yea.” answered tin* weary-looklng citi­
that the people I run over are apt to
The trespass n<‘ceseary to constitute zen. “but have you ever tried to control
Bakin? Powder
Get
recognize me.
lari-eny Is held, in Toj^lowskl vs. State a house full of servant»?”— Washington
a
Try
your favorite cake
(WI a ), 7 L. R. A. (N. S.) 756, to be Star.
M rs. Gadsby Atei you liked Koine
It it perfectly natural to mb the »pot tlint hurt.«, nnd when the muncloA
it dpesn t
more
higher
absent where a property owner, upon
being Infoniie*! of a design to steal hla Ijest of all the European cities you vie- oerrcA. joints and bones are throbbing nnd twitching with the pains <>r
it
’t
in
property, pla<«s it upon a platform I ted? Mrs. Newrlcbe «enthuslastlcal- Rheumatisn, the sufferer i l apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
your money. Everybody
where the Intending thief la planning ¡y)__It's far au|>erlor to all the others. externa! application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by prolucing
to
get It, with instructions to his aorv- Why. my dear. In Rome one ran bify tountcr-irntation on the flesh. Such treatment xvill quiet the j>.«’n tempo­
’
lirifr
These
and
You
Will
Be
Safe
Fro«
agrees K C has no
ant In charge of the platform to de­ souvenir postal« for a ¡*nny that «•»»st rarily, but can have no <!irevt curative effect on the real disease because it
Contagion.
liver It to the one who will call for two or three times ns much anywhere does not reach the bhxxi, where the cause it l'icated. Rheumatism is more
than skin deep—it is rooted nnd grounded in the blood nnd can only Ixj
It. so that when the Intending tbler else.—Pu«-k.
“To-morrow,** announced 5-yenr-old reaclwd by constitutional treatment—IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY.
arrlvi-a
ho
Is
treated
as
having
a
right
IISINFECTING THE OHLY PREVENTIVE to the property.
Sidney, proudly, to hla kindergarten Rheurnatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought nlxmt by
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues
teacher, *1» tny birthday.” “Why,” re­
of ixxlily waste, the Bowels nnd Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This
Utle Robby oaa Been.
turned «he, “it 1» mine, too.” The boy’s
«ORAI. 1 SIMPLE, SAFT IND SURE METHOD
refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms
face
clouded
with
perpleilty,
and,
aft
­
Little Bobby wrote an »-asay on
uric aci<l which is absorbed into the blood nnd distributed to all parts of tho
er
a
brief
alien«*,
he
esrlalmwl
:
“
llow
How to keep our homes clean, aweet sod free as follows:
body, nnd Rheumatism gets possession ot the system. The aches nnd pains
rom germ Influence« 1« • question.
•“rhe tx-e Is a queer sort of an In- did you get so much blggrr’n me?”— arc only symptoms, nnd though they may l>e scattered or relieved for a time
White there is no occasion for alarm. It 1« «1-
aio-t, that gives [»eopla a few polnta Lippincott’« Magazine.
by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or
SMAJlf*
ff«vs well to be forearmed on the theory that
“No. Geoffrey,” protested the beau­ dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma­
’An Ounce of Prevention Is Better Than a that they don’t appreciate. The queen
' 1
- -• no
-
- - of prevention bee
and
«iiinw
the hive, JilRt like ma I h > sm <"W tiful girl, “you mustn’t do that, I hav« tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturate«!
ia« yet been o. I.Seovered
1-«-
that !•»
t- more
mvtv simple.
»nupi«?, '
.
.
....
pffertive yet harnlei?
barmlpgs to OUT hOIIHe.
I he «Irone bee 111 like pa;
sever allowed a young man to put Ida with irritating, pain producing uric acid poison. The disease xvill shift
nor» direct ar.d 1 morp
more effective,
he human system than is Borax.
he
don't
care
mu*
h
about
work.
There arm around my waist.” ’’That being from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing
Borax ha« been known and »«ed for gener­
ations a- n purifier and preventive agairiht are other kinds of bees, Including po­ the case. Gwendolen,” be answered, inflammation nnd swelling mid such terrible pains that the nervous system
epidemie Influent • s on trina ing from uno lean ly
Inexorable firmness, is often shattered, the health undermined, nnd perhaps the patient becomes
lou'iitJons resulting from unsanitary sinks and litical tiers, quilting liees and husking sadly, but with
Iraln-, and when u-e«i a« a hot aolution in the tiers.
Hut the teat here of ell are the “you will have to take your bead off deformed nnd crippled for life. 8. 8. 8. thoroughly cleanses the blood nnd
»roportlon of two tablespoonfuls to a gallon of
renovates the circulation by neutralising the at ids nnd expelling nil foreign
There la a kissing tire my shoulder.**—Chicago Tribune.
rot water flushed through the offending loca- kissing tiers,
matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead
ion«. r»-m ’ve« every trace of dls< a •- germ« and In our parlor every Sunday night and
«3.00 & $3.50 SHOES th «’ wto !T l .
enders the pip«*« clean and wholesom».
FOR EVERY MEMBER OF«^. ■«,
Flahrrman’a l.eek.
of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit­
It
B .rax In addition to Its hygenk qualities Ja a I get a nickel not to tell about
THE FAMA.Y. AT *LL SR CES.
jo .««•hold nece’-hity.and «an t»e used f«>r num- When It cotni-e to a choice of here, give
ing acrid and corrosive mutter in the nnis-
The Judge—For two yearn yon* men
( Fo«nyono wSo can prove W.L,
P^OfUUU OoaHaa doaa not mafia iaail
»ericas d< m«?«tlc purp«.*-«- It softens the water,
cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody is feti
moroMon'a 93t$8.fothpot
nakes linen dazzling wh te will cleanse every me a kissing bee every time.”—Chica­ have fished together, penreably, and yet
and nourished by rich, heslth-sustainin^
i than any
manufaotwr.
r in
-
i and maki
you fought over thin fish.
t brivhT, will prevent moths, soften and whiten go News.
THE REASON W. I.. Dougl** "hoe« are worn by more people
blood which completely and permanently
The Sportsman—You see, your hon­
he skin, remove dandruff and cleanse th«*
In ail walks of life than any other make ia berauae of their
«alp, and f »r «Jeansing and sterilizing baby’s
cures Rheumatism. 8. 3. 3. is composed
A «'raah.
or, this In the first one we ever caught.
excellent style, easy-fitting, and auporior wearing qiiaAties.
nilk
botti*
and
nipple
has
no
equal
The selection o f the leather« and other materials for each part
"John, what was that awful no!«« In —Translate«! for Transatlantic Tales
PURELY VEGETABLE of both purifying and tonic properties—•
Borax, unlikeevery other cleanser and disin-
of the shoo and svery detail of the makin<i «looked after by
•ctant. is absolutely harmless tn the system, the bathroom Juat nowt’
Just wh.it is needed in every case of Rheti«
from Meggendorfor Hlsetter.
t bo moat oomplete organisation of «uporin tendon ?•_ foremen and
tnd Is safe, simple, economical, and can be pur
ak died shoe make re. who receive the hijhnat w
the
matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is
“Don’t worry, my dear,” repli»*?
haaed
at
any
druggist
or
grocer
ah><ei ndustrv. and whose workmanship cannot
Ho Know What’s laalUo.
made entirely of purifving, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and
John, slswplly. “It was mwrely a crash
I f I oould take you nto saylarsof act one« at
ana,
Bing—What sre you ordering, old barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable tim®
•nd show you how carefully w
«* ahoe« are made you
A dainty book 1n colors, railed the
towel falling"—Milwaukee Kentlnel.
THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY
THE FISH BRAND SUCKER
Catarrh
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
C. Gee Wo
What is CASTOR IA
CHINESE
DOCTOR
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Us
In Use
RHEUMATISM
Your Baking
will do it!
can.
it for
’ raise better,
evenly,
if isn daintier, more delicate
—we return
equal.
Over 30
CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY
flavor,
SINKS ANO DRAINS A FREQUENT
CAUSE OF TYPHOID.
|f f* BAKING
51V POWDER
Pure, Wholesome
Economical
W. L. DOUGLAS
S.S.S
would then understand
their «hope, <t better,
loek.” «111 be sent fre« teeny Mother «rndin«
tarns and address of hsr baby and to«« fram
Most of ns |» through life on th!«
we eaa-eeeaa carteeas et * 30 Male-Tee«“
If ws don't burry we will
leras. with Se ia stampe.
ASdrsss Faelflc principle:
)e«at Setae Oa, Sew Terk.
not bare Ums to take a root
t
Í
man?
Bang—Cbl«*ken pie. Join ma?
Bing—All right; 111 leg It with yvm
—Harvard Lampoon.
trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of 3. 3. 3. and write
us about vour case and our physicians will give you any information or
•dVKC desued free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism,
JW 9WT9KGm CAv Awwnw Aks