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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 15, 1907)
I Aleara at It, il»pute befar» tbe cblldren. We always ••nd them out when » quarrel aawuua j Imminent, Mlaa Hliarp Aw, I've often wondered wliy l bey're so uiu>'h In the street I **«» < base*, lie gave an Interview and what he raid War twisted In a manner moat i-aprl- cloua; When he refuaed ol talk It merely led To »tatementa that hl» all»nca awmeg auspicious, Washington Mtnr. Bpleadld. Half a rmtury agu tbe croasing of the Miaul lc waa an ordml to appall tha etout- taf. To-day babies In artuo and Invalid« n«*««d not f«*nr It. There la a good deal In fashion. and If It la th«* faablon to hurry It la also tha faahiuu to burry aplendid- ly. Observer. Ik RS r. M. IINNtY •*♦••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••♦•»♦♦«• Mr». K. M Tint ay, »buy writer, E Ni'ev» Hl , Han An tun Io, Tea., writes; "During IUOI I auflirmi from n»iml int.nrli, which vsiIona ulliri renusllr» faill<*ri to relieve. "Hli bolt Iva of Parana, which I took, entirely cura I ma, th» catarrh dl>a|>fxwrin( and never returning. "I lhetefuie <hr»rtully r-eorr intend Parana Io all tlinilaily afilíete I." •aaaa»«aaaa»aoaaoaaa»a*»a»»a<aaaaa*»aaaaoaoa«aaaaa Ilruka. Mrt A. Wbrti my huaband atarta <>ti lila vacntloi* hr always tells ms ba la com Ing bin k abort ly. Mm. Z And docs ba coms back shortly? Mm. A -No, Iw fenc rally comm back abort. A Terrible lboe«bl. "I want to be loved for myself." ei- clnlineil the romantic hr Irena MMy dear lady," rejoined llaron Fu- rath spprehrnsh rly. “la there any pos sibility of thia being a rase of mistaken Identity?"- Washington Star. Mr* Elian Nagle, 414 «th alt eel, (ir<»n Hay, WI»., writ»» "I have often henrd I'einna praised Tentative. and it la mora widely known her» than Nan Jn<k seems to i>e cmtdderably any other tnediolM. but I newt knew devoted to me. don't you think? what a »p'rodld medicine II really waa Fan Yea; hr acetua to be considering until a few week» »go when I caught a whether to be demoted to you or net. bail cold which rattled all owr me. Tbe Natural Bteoalt, 'Ths ductor wanted t proscribe, but "I snw llllnks thia morning and be I told him 1 •»< goitre to try Perun» looks al) gone to plocoa." and aent (or a bottle and It led it. '•What’s the matter with hlml* "1 fell much better the next morn "lie's broke." Baltimore American. in» an<l within Itv» day» I had not a trace of any lamrne»» or aiiv'ooiivh. Abuat It. “I runodir it the fine*! cough rem-dy." "Pop. what Is an Immunity bath?" Prruna fableta:—Home p-opia pre "A plunk»« my son. to tell on ths fer lo taire tablet» rather tiran to lake med cine in a fluid form. Hitch |reople >fbrr fellow first«"- Baltimore Ameri can. can obtain Peruna taldeta, which lepre »ent the »olid medicinal ingredient» cl Wuw Objeeflua to That. Parana. "Go and take your bath, dear.” «aid Sin mother, "like a little mao.” lion en» Mha»a»rii»»ai»a aterrea. “Tliat’a the way I want to do!” howl On account of • blockade til» ineilerl fl Johnny. "Little men never take a giu-.t waa half an hour lai» In reaching nth 'reptin* they fee) like It!” the north aide manaloa. "What a handicap to Chicago thia bridge nuiaanc» la !" he Mid. "You don't have Io play It unleaa you want to. Mr Jjiiiea," auawered the Indig •ant boa tear. It weakens the delicate lung tissues, Tupelo, a Southern wood. la now bring dernng*« the dig«*Mi\r organa, and extensively Utilised n the place of pine breaks down the general health. Il often causes head sc he and dixxi* and ryprrta. It has been heretofore re garded as of little value, but under the neaa, impairs the taste, smell and pressure of increasing demand it is found hearing, and affects the voire. Bring u constitutional disease it re available fur a great many purposes, but where it comas In contact with the ground quires a constitutional remedy. Catarrh Invites Consumption It Ir aburt-ibal, Tbs Season 1.1« Kaplatned. "Blowhard says bls vacation <wef bl in IdUO " "Well, Blowhard was seeing double a good part of tbe time."— Kansas City Star. Contagion a Question of Prevention. Rinka. drain«, «Ming and cooking utrn- •lle, sick room llnrn and clothing fre quently carry the dreaded disease grrtu unno Irod bv the h hi oe hold. Th rough and hygienic cleansing is the best safe uard against infection» and auch a safeguard is found In i he universal house bold necessity Borax Thia simple preventive carries In Itself, : disinf - ting qualities whl h enter the fabric or act upon tha art! le to l«e cleansed In a hvglenic matin r. olln mating «-very un Wholes«>t<i«- property, render!- g it contagion rr«M»t, whil*' the atne time Borax !■» of Itself u* harmless a - salt. Vli ike m »t disinfectants who depend Upon their strength of odor or Itarinf f to- . the systrni qualities to arrest or prevent1 font gi n. It*rax i* Nature's remedy, Itring •a*y to Malli and « a-y t<> apph . n s tuple mdutlon in hot Ml«r l*rmg nil the Mppll catn n necessary mii «I requi mg no pre-crip- tlun, it can I t obtained irom anv grocer or druggist in convenient, rc nomlc l house hold pa k grs. In a dilion to Ila disenfretin* q lalities Borax 1« especially a household necessity, a« it ca la* used f ir Roftrntng water, cleans- ng and whitening clothe . clearing the I akin, whitening hiunls, makes an excellent dan ruff n inover mid ran b- used on the finest Ia< «*■* or moat d« licale fabrics without Inju y, while as tin adjunct to the buth it removes all odor of perspiration ami leaves ide skin soft and v« tvety. Frlabtfal Kisagls, "XV bat a curious old crank Rqnlra Blood is! He has named his youugest son Goo*) Food. Think of it—Good Food Blood." "Yea; be says he wants the boy to be an object lesson showing the transcend ent beauties of English orthography. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Radically and permanently cures. n utual liquid form < r in ehocolalnl tablets I iwwu a» fiarsataba. tw doses IL I Till TOBACCO HABir. My huaband »nd ! never Mr». Pen »a It t»k«*a BAtMMlOO acre» to grow tba world'» tobaivu. Th» liio»t »>| m * ii «; t » cigar» uiad» coat ■ bout SO »hilling» »»ch. Italy hit» tlw reputation of u>»nuf»<'- turlug wnnit of lb« »trougwt »inokea lu th» world. Tha Inrgeat cigars I'uu« from tha I’hlllpplna Islands, soma of them being a'glitean Inches lu Imglb. burn »lowly and A gixMl cigar will <s|ii»lly ; the weed that auioldara upon» Ide la of Inferior quality. I'll» Pled Hull Inn at lallugton 1» ! d to hare been the flr»t bou»e In J ngland at which tobacco waa ainoked. the Loulavllla, Kentucky center. 'Imugli not ■<> well known ■■ Rich- uoial. tlw Virginian center, la the larg »at tobacco market lu the world. If Ilia leaf of a cigar baa a greaay niqwariince or ahiswa green blotcbea, or la of a |>ale. sickly yellow, the wrap per la a certain criterion of the clgar'a $100 Reward« $100. Tita readers of this apcr will be pleased to learn t at there is at lva»t one «treaded disease that science has been able to cure in ail its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure la tbe only positive cure now known tothe meillca) fraternity. < alarrh be ng a constitu tional disease requires a ronsiltotlonal treat ment Hal I's Catarrh Cure I» taken internally, act ittg directly upon the blood and mucous sur face« of the a> stem, therebv dot -eying the foun dation ut the <H«ra»e, an«t giving t s pat ent strength by building up the ronstltu'lon and auisting nature In doing Its work. Ths pro prietors have so mnrh fatth In Its« uratlvepow- er« hat they < ffer Ono Hundred hollars for any rase that It fails to cure. Herd for list of testimonials. A Idresa F J CHKMRY A CQ.. Toledo, O. H«»l<! by all druKgista, "ftc. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Hwrlng That Trip. ‘MisslMlppi Valley .Man (with enthu semi Well, Mr. Prraident, what do you think of our grand old river now? The President (wiping his glasees and looking at It again)—It's bully. But don’t you think the water might be im proved a little by boiling II?—Chicago Tribune. Jest Aay Man. Mlaa Gacbllw 8b< says sbo will never marry until her Ideal comra to bar and aaya: ”1 love you." M?M Knox Yea, I know. Mlaa Gaddi»- But what is bar Ideal? Mlaa Knox A man. of couraa.—Phil adclphla Preaa. AND Catarrh is not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and throat, as the symptoms < f ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping back into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the greater part of the system are involved. Catarrh Is due to the presence of an excess of uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be come torpid and dull in their action and Instead of carrying off the refuse •nd waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system. This is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame the different membranes and tissues of the body, nnd the contracting of a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable •ymptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to nil parts of tho body the ca tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, alight fever cornea and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and affected by this disease. It is a waste of I had Catarrh Oatarrh for far about flflaan Fiara, _oars, and no man < could bav» time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, I»n worse, Woraa. I trlod everythin» washes, inhalations, etc. Snch treatment been g could hear h»ar of. but no rood re sulted. I the gutted. than b»«an S. B. ■., and docs not reach the blood, nnd can, therefore, could oould aea a ilttla ltttl» : improyamont do nothing more than temporarily relieve from the tho firet fir.t bottle, and aftsr after To cure taking it a short while was oxi red. the discomfort of the trouble. am Catarrh permanently the blood must be This wa» was »la six yosra ago, ant I — as well today ns any man. — I . th --link Catarrh is a blood dii mm ., and thoroughly purified and t':e system cleansed know there is nothir rth of all poisons, and at the ’same time better for the blood t strengthened nnd built up. Nothing equals Nobody thinks more khan I do. Ms S. 3. 3. for this purpose. It attacks the X«apoar, Miob. disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete •nd lasting cure. 3. 3. 3. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresti and healthy. Then the inflamed mem branes begin to heal, the head is loosened PURELY VEGETABLE andclearcd, the hawking and spittingcease. rvery symptom disappears, the constitution is built up and vigorous health restored. 3» S. 3. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the use of 3. 3. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will sen<! yon literature al>out Catarrh, and give you special medical advice Without charge. 8. 3. 3. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THCtWtfTtKCtm CO.. AnAMTA. «Am SsSsS« •' A boat on« year bfo I I ob « nearly all of my hair fuilowiiqf an atuu-k of iu»u'»t f * m rlvlaed by a file«»*« lo ••• Ayor'a Hair VI«ov did to. ami *• a ra«all I now have a beautiful haadof heir ’* M m » W J U mowm Meuota ohh Falla. WU. What is Castoria. /^ASTORIA la a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhcea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The children’s Panacea—Tho Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has boon In use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision since its infancy, Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and u Just-as-good ” are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment» lu Taainaula no peraon under 13 year» of age la allowed to amoke In a public place. Nearly everytaxly amokea In Japan; tlie glrla lieglu when they are IO year» of age, tho boya a year earlier. Tbe aiuoke from the bowl of one'» pl|a* la blue, becauae, coui I tig direct from the reiltiot tobacco. It la rery highly oxidised; .but the amoke from one'» lli>a 1» gray, because It la highly watered and bydrocurbonlzud. Many believe that <-lgara marked with light epote are Indicator» of the predntory hablta of an Inaect which at tack» only a good leaf, but. aa a mat ter of fart, tile»» a|Hda nre due to the i-omblned action of aun and rain. The color of the nah 1» not an ac curate guide, but If tbe aab dlaplaya a black “lip," ■ thin dark line round the edge neurert the month. It la proof p<»- Itlve of an Indifferent cigar. The aah of a good cigar nlao aliould aland well. Phyalclana, ebemlata phyalolo- and glnta (many of them atnokera them- ■rlvea, agree that amok I ng before ma turity la reached alwaya Irada to a waate of nerve power and brain force, and thus aquandera 11 fe by weakening the very center of »trength. In Franc« there are o.fMkl.OHO anok- er». and of every fifteen there are eight who amoke a pl|M>. live who amoke cigar», and only two who are cigarette amokera Still the French consume more than •aai.nm.niMt cigarette» a year, or enough to go round the world .V»> time» If they were placed end to end In a line. In all Ix>rd Wolaeley'a campaigns he made It a rule, where ;»iaalble. to allow each soldier one |»>und of tobacco ¡ier month, which he considered a fair al lowance. In Italy the military authori ties reiwignlze the weed aa one of tbe comforts eaaentlal to the troop«, and clgare are serve«! out to them with their dally rations The floating population of the world 1» 1,300,000. This means the p««ople who follow the aea. Tlie female brain begins to lose weight at the age of thirty, but that of the male not until ten years later. The Pled Bull Inn. at Islington, la said to have lieen the first bouse In Englaml at which tobacco was smoked. The New York State Excise Depart ment nsvlves from the saloons of Man hattan >n<! the Bronx borough» 317,HOS ench day In the year. In Tasmania no iieraon under thir teen years of age la allowed to smoke In a public place. Nearly everybody ■nioki-a In Japan; the girls t>egln when tliey are ten years of age. aud tbe boys a year earlier. More patents were applied for and more |>atenta I sailed and reissued by the t'nlted State» (Jovernment In ltMW than In any other year In Its history. The numlier of application waa M.4S2, and of patents 31,965. Amherst college la to be bene- fitted by tbe will of the late Edward \V. Currier to tlie amount of almut g!'x»i.<«M>. He was a member of the class of lift and died twelve months aifo lie left 350.1*00 to bls alma mater, subject to the life Interest of a relative. She died recently and tho college comes Into Its legacy. HoetMB— You M<cn«d enbarraoaed at meeting Mr. Hmoyglw Mrs. Trava»« Quast—I thought you knew. Mr. I.ou<ahore. Ht’a my my »ntapaaulti- mate husband. You do uot necessarily have to be a manufacturer to make money. A stitch In time may save nine, but you cannot always find a tailor. The man who rides In the day coach gets there Just ns soon as the man who rides In the parlor car. It doesn't do any good to tell tbe submarine boat |ieople that there IS plenty of room at tbe top. Iota of i>«ople who 0’><» P hoi *V) results." Dr. Gustave A. Elseograeber, of BL Paul, Minn., says: "I have um 4 your Caatorla repeatedly In my practice with good results, and can raeom mend it as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." quit, tbo < «atraer. "Nasty medicine, is It? What »r» yoi taking It for? To h-lp your cough?” "To help It? Great Peter, no! Tt kill It.” Jenlu»» ot tbe Assets. "She la half frantic tinea bar bua band died." "Yea; she Is sure he went to h*av?B ■nd abe baa Just read that tbe majority of angels are women."—Houston. Tax. Dr. F. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo. N. Y., aays: "Your Castoria Is good for children and I frequently prescribe It, alwaya obtaining tha dasirad Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I have used and prescribed AVrvetabk Preparation far As - sioULating lhe Food and Recula tmg the Sic Backs find Bowels of BSSE8I2ŒÉI Promotes Digestion.Cheerful ness atzi Rest Contains neMtcr Opiutn.Morphine nor Mineral. N ot N arcotic . Post. The Face .t Hiss. "It won't bo good for you if you ca my face," remarked the man with th. sample case, as be took bis seat in tha barber’s chair. "Why, what will you do?" asked the barber. "Nothing.” rejoined tbe other; “but you'll have to get a new resor.” 9.^ au nsMuzLman your Castoria In my aanltarlum and outside practice for a number of years and find It to be an excellent remedy for children." Dr. 8. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa, says: "I have used your Co» teria in the case of my own baby and find it pleasant to taka, and has« obtained excellent results from Its use." tB kind Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, Ill., says: "I have used your Castoria eases of colic in children and have found it the best medicine of Its on the market" Dr. IL E Esklldson, of Omaha, Neb., says: "I find your Castoria to be • staadard family remedy. It is the best thing tor infanta and children I have ever known and I recommend it" Dr. L. R. Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Tour Castoria certainly has merit la not its age. its continued uss by mothers through all tbaes years, and the many attempts to imitate it sufficient recommendation! What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers." Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, says: "For several years I havu recommended your Castoria and shall always continue to do so. as it han Invariably produced beneficial results." Just Aar Maa. Mlaa Gaddle—She says abe will neve, marry until her Ideal comes to her ant says: "I love you." Miss Knox—Yes. I know. Miss Gaddle—But wbat Is her Ideal' Miss Knox—A man, of course.—Phil adelphla Press. A prefect Remedy forCottsfip»- fion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea. Worms Convulsions Feveri sh oes* and Loss of S leep . Dr. N. B. Sizer, ot Brooklyn. N. Y, says: "I object to what are called patent medicines, where maker alone knows what Ingredients are put I* them, but f know the formula of your Castoria and advise Its use." CASTORIA GENUINE ALWAYS c Simla Signa tura of Kralls««« "I hare always thought I knew what grinding poverty la," said Ardup, "hut I never did until th.a morning.” "What happened thia morning?** aaked Short. "I caught my wife putting burnt bread crusts in the coffee mill." NEW YORK. HOME MADE MIXTURE y His QnnllSrntlon. No Necessity for Haste. Belk. Wltidig—See here. Ilammerton, what Mr». Hokey (looking at postmark I — Convalescent—Doctor, do you mean to PRCPARfD BY ANYONE. did you tell Muggsby I was s liar for! My huaband mailed thia two day» »go. tell me ibat’a my appendix? and it has a special delivery stamp on it. t Surgeon — Yea, air. Ilammerton—Muggsby must bavs How does it happen that it waaa't deliv Coovaleeceot—Great Scott.’ It looka misunderstood me I didn't aay yoa Is Said te Promptly Refieve Backache anc ered yesterday? J more like a comic aupplement! were a liar. Messenger—We here to be mighty keer Overcame Kidney Trouble and Blad Wlndig—Then wbat did you say! ful with them special delivery letters, Mothers will find Mrs. Wln»1ow"« Soothing der Weakness Though Harmless Hammerton—I merely told him that ma'am. They're gener'ly important, and Byrup the b st remedr to use tor ib.lr chUdru and Pleasant to Take. luring the teothiug period. you were fully capable of bolding dowa it won't do to hurry 'em. a Job in tbe weather bureau. Government Reports. "Here are some bulletins shout the What will appear very interesting 1« r -TO Rt- v vnr Psnc. .no sit Scrvon» Maaaaas Dlda-r Quite Me»» It. I <lu p-rman.nllr cured by Dr. Kuna'» Oaam many people here is the article taken “Avery," said Mrs. Gayman, "I want real state of affairs In Russia." said K Irr. feworer. Hard Ibr KRK E «3 trial baMte Mg from a New York daily paper, giving a .o »end an important message to Aunt the first man. outside the newspaper l r»Uaa. Dr. B. IL K11j., Ld.. Ml Wreh BL. VkHa_>w simple prescription, as formulated by a Kate. Do you suppose I can send It soon office. Inapoaalkle. “I want to know nothing at all about noted au hority, who claims that be -nougb by fast mail?" Miss Rinkles—Everything costs sa "Ortainly," answered Mr. Gayman, ab It,” replied the other, disgustedly. has found a positive remedy to cure much nowadays! I suppose I'll have Sa "Well, you want to read these bulle live plainer. almost any case of backache or kidney sent mindedly reaching for bis hat. "I'll take it."—Chicago Tribune. tins. then. They ere officiaL" — Phils or bidder derangement, in tbe follow- Miss Sharptung—Why. dear, yaa delphia Press. ing simple preei-ription, if taken before couldn't be any plainer, and live. t'p to Date. tbe stage of Bright’s disease: "Well, well,” remarked old Mr. Pas- Fluid Extract INndelion, one-half ounce; Compound Kat gon. one ounce; tangou, “tbe young women of to-day Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three ■re not what they were In my time" ounces. Shake well in a bottle and "No?" replied Miss Huskle. take In teaspoonful doses after each "No, Indeed. Why. sll you young meal ami again at bedtime. ivomen nowadays are muscular ath A well known authority, when asked letes." regarding this prescription, stated that "That's so. In the proud lexicon of tbe ingredient« are all harmleea. and feminine youth there Is no auch word can be obtained at a small cost from is 'frail.' "—Philadelphia fresa. any good prescription pharmacy, or the mixture would be put up if asked to do Not Entirely. to. He further stated that while this Th? great flouring mill had stopped. preecription is often pree-rib«d in rheu NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP “What’s tbe matter?” inquired tbe re matic afflictions with spleadid results, TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP porter. finding the proprietor alone io tbe he could see no reason why it would establishment. ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS, A WRENCH OR TWIST not be a splendid remedy for kidney “Strike." THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CAN'T RESIST and urinary troubles and backache, as “Are you absolutely idle?" it has a peculiar action upon the kid ‘*No—not absolutely!" answered the ney structure, cleansing these moot im- miller, grinding bia teeth.—Ch.cago Trib pertant organs and helping them to sift une. and filler from the blood the foul acids and wule matter which cause sickness P rice 25 c and 50 c and suffering. Those who suffer can make no mistake in giving it a trial. AND fASHY ••OUCH, OH MY BACK** ST JACOBS OIL Hardly fair—Cloudy weather. There are Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Twm ^lart. MID TO Bf INtXPtNSIVt UNFAMILIAR FACTS. SPLINTERS CATARHttS SYSTEM DISORDERED Thus cried the hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with a bottle of Ayer’a Hair Vigor. The hair waa aaved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parta of the world for aixty years. ....... content!. After Irlos Ihomyaos-Krseef. The old mother bear, having robbed a bee tree, had brought a portloa of tbe spoil home to her cube. One of th«*m attacked tbe honey greed iiy- "The little darling!" exclaimed the hap py old mother bear. "He baa cut hu •waet tooth !" HelpIHelpI I’m Falling .. — will wear out ten cents' worth of ahoe leather to save flv«> eeuta In car fare. Benners—Is he such a stickler for style? Jenner» Yes. he 1» even par ticular about the way bls beef Is dressed. Boyce Ik> you tbiuk that It is better to give than to re«elve? Joyce—I don't think there la a whole lot of dif ference when It comes to klaalng. Bill»—Did you say that lu trying on a pair of shoes a woman never puts on the right one first? Will»—Yea; she puts on all there are In tbe store. On to Hina. “If you marry me you shall have ev erything you desire." "Everything?” "Everything." "All right. I'll marry you; but re- tnembar tlie first thing you must give me Is what my heart Is set on." "And what Is that, my darling?" "A divorce and alimony.”—Houston Post. Trathral Thswiaa. Clara- I hope you would not marry a woman for her money? Tom -No; not If I could gat her money without marrying bar Tha 014 Maa's Ksearlaaea. "He's the boy after your own heart. Isn't her "Not much!” replied tbo old man. “He's the boy after my pocketbook I”— Atlanta Constitution. INSURE YOUR HEALTH AND COMFORT <\\ on stormy days by wearing a i»' 'll» mu» SUCKER Fartlcalar. Waats«. Customer—Where is your has» depart ment? New Floor Walker—Er—garden or parlor variety, midam? Clean - light Durable Guaranteed Waterproof Syrup tffigs -^EiixirfíSennn Clea nses tlie ^v.stem Effect ually; Dispels Colds andHead- ciclies duo to Constipation; i.MtpnTi Acts natural^ Uy, acts I t itl^ as a ldaxative. n Best forMenVn >,Wonwn an J Ckild- tnd Old Ils liowficialElbek IUY The (Tpniiine which full name of the Com- ^CALIFORNIA J?o S yrup C o . b, whom it is manufactured. printed on the front of e»ery package. SOLD STALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one site only, regular p. ice 50«,.- bailie. 1JQ9 Everywhere > •Ov'Jte v » Q Mortgages ties purchased. LOANS made, Preferred Stock Canned Goods tut. wWrerer tba Bret are Orcva In order to »ecure extra superior quality and flavor for Preferred Stock Yellow Dessert Peaches they are selected, when ust ripe, juicy and spicy, plucked in the morning, then hand-peeled and canned right in this mountainous, peach-growing country. P*n!y and quality guaranty?J— Preferrtd Stxi—at ytur Cnctr't ALLES A LSWIS. Wholreale Groom, P0RTLAKD, ORSGOR. V. S. A W. L. DOUGLÀS S3.00 & S3.50 SHOES tt. E. NOBLE . ommersial Bloch One piece is a portion and a luscious dessert—Preferred Stock Peaches, from the Highlands of California. These mountain peaches are universally conceded to be the finest peaches in the world. PORTLAND, ORfGON >25 ngraving E write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland P. RL Ü. Oregan Nw «»-•! yVHF.N writing to Bdv«rtto«ee plea«« V? mention this paper. Reward } THE REASON W. T.. Do ulas -«’.loes are worn bv more peo?te in all walks of life than any other makei-» because of their excellent ttxle, easy-fitting, and superior weari :| qualities. T he selection oftheleatnerw and o^her materials for eac’T pert of tho shoe a d e erv detail of the makingi »looked after bv the meet complete orxani ation of su-ierin tendents,foremen and skilled shoemaker«, who receive the highest wagi-s paid in tbe •hoei nduatrv. and who e workmanship cannot be excelled. If loould take you nto mylargefac’oriesat Brockton.Maas., and show you how carefully W. L. Dougla« shoes are made, you wouldthen understand whv thev hold their shape, fit better, wear on ger and are of greater value than an" other make. My seW SH OO GILT EDGESh—e oiAnot 6« Bfes/Ved si TV- CAUTION I The genuine have \V . L. Douglas name and price »tamped on bottom'. Mubstitute. Ask your dealer for \V I.. Douglas »hoes. If he cannot supply yma seaj direct to factory. Shoes sent everywhere by mail.Catalog free. W. L. Doug lea. Brocktea/MflMk PUTNAM FADELESS DYES ssolor mor» good» brighter and faster colon than any othor dya. One 10c package colon silk, wool and cotton equally W»S Ask deal"’ ~nd