ABOVE THE EARTH.
Atwsra at It.
Mrs. Peaee My husband and T neret
Jlspittc before tbe children We always VaMlat-ll.u.et W rile. •« ,»• Ser*
»•< Hall.malaa-
■end them out when a quarrel arem»
“You are at home for lunch mm
Imminent.
Mine Sharp- Aw. I've often wondered I Shortly thereafter you enter your eur
and In 10 mlnutea you ream- to be au
why they re ao mudi iu tbe street!
ordinary citizen." aaya Santoe Dumont,
HW < h«R<*R.
In a Tarlatan |M|>er. “You are a*
He gsre an interview and what he said truly an explorer. a traveler, an ad
Was twisted in a manner most capri- venturer of scletuv a* they wlh> anil
cioua;
for the north |>ole to freeze among tbe
When hr refused ot talk it merely led
Iceberg» of Greenland. or »bo set out
To statements that hia sileuca seemed
prepared to melt In the hot aun on the
suspiriou*.
coral atranda of India. You know but
— Washington Star.
vaguely where you are. You cannot
Splewdld.
know- exactly where you arv going. but
Half a century ago the crossing of the to a great extent your courae depsmla
Kt la a tic was an ordeal to appall the stout- upon your wlah, aa well aa u|»>n your
Mt. To-day babies ia arms and invai.ils ■kill and experience. You have the
need not fear it. There ia a gx>xi deal in
chok'c of altitude*. You may a,x-et>t
fashion, and if it is the fashion to hurry
It ia also the fashion to hurry splendid one current of air. or you may rise
higher and take another
ly.—Observer.
You may pierce the clouds and rima
Brok*.
to atmospheres when you will breathe
MRS. r. M. TINNtV
Mrs A.- When my husband •farti aueh oxygen aa la sold on earth In
on bls vacation he always tells me be tubes You will l.ise the vision of
Mrs. E. M. Tint ay, sloty writer,
la coming back shortly.
earth, vanishing aa In a vortex be
325 E. Nosva St., San Antonio, Tex.,
Mrs ?..—And doe, be coma back neath you; or you may dewvnd. fol
writes:
shortly?
low the earth's surface, and. by aid of
"Oering 1901 I suffered from
Mrs. A.—No, be generally comea your guiding ro|>e and a handful of
nasal catarrh, which various of bei
: back short.
sand, pass with giant bounds over the
remedies failed to relieve.
teuaes and the trees. Tbe time comes
"Six bottles of Perun», which I
A Terrible ThMght.
took, entirely cuiei me. the catarrh
“I want to be loved for myself.1 ex- to halt, and the traveler enjoy» the
pleasure of the explorer who g»>ea
disappearing and never returning
claimed the romantic helr.rcv
He descends like
"I therefore cheerfully recommend
"My dear lady.” rejoined Baron Fu among strange men
Penina to all similarlv affl'crel."
cash apprehensively. “Is there any pos a gv>d from his dwelling among the
4
sibility of thia being a case of mistaken clouds Man has never krn'wn any
Mrs Ellen Nagle, 414 4th street,
thing resembling fro- vertical exist
Identity?“—Washington Star.
Gr»en Bar, Wis., writes:
ence. Held to the surface of the
“I have often heard Penina prni’ed
Tentative.
ground, be never makes a ilowtiward
and it ia more widely known here than
Naa—Jack seem, to be eonsldenibly movement unless he comes dawn,
any other med cine, but I revet knew devoted to me. don’t you think?
when, after a brief aseapade upward,
what a ep'endid medicine it rrally was
Fan—Yes be seems to be considering
returns to the aolld earth.
Even If
until a few weeks ago when I canght a whether to be devoted to rou or not.
our ladles rise above the earth, our
bad cold which settled all over me.
minds never leave the fiat surface.
The Natural Reaalt.
"The doctor wanted t: preK-ribe, but
"1 saw Blinks this morning and be For that reason, while the aeronaut
I told bim I was going to try Perun*
looks all gone to pieces”
who ascends In a spherical ball<«>ti has
and sent for a bottle and tried it.
“What's the matter with him?”
no sensation of motion. It seems to him
“I felt much better the next morn-1
“He'e broke”—Baltimore American. that the earth below bls ear Is going
ins and within five days I had not a
downward.
trace of any lameness or any o-wtrh
Ak«it It.
"Man has had no experience as far
“I cone id rr k Ute flnest cough remedy."
'Pop. what Is an Immunity bath?"
Per oca Tablets:—some propio pre
as eonwrns combinations of vertical
plunge,
my
son.
to
tell
on
the
"A
fer to take tablets, rather than to take
and horizontal movements.
Like all
medicine in a fluid form. Such people 'tber fellow first."—Baltimore Artieri- his knowledge of movement, bls feel
can obtain Peruna tablets, which repre -an.
ings have been emphasized tn two di
•ent the solid medicinal ingredients cf
mensions only: and the extraordinary
Mew Objeetten te That.
Perntia.
"Go and take your bath, dear." said novelty of aerial navigation Is not
that It gives us the experience of a
lls mother, “like a little man."
How tbe MlinndrrataRdlag 5tortea.
"That’s tbe way I want to do!" howl- fourth dimension i we bav« not yet ar
Ou account of a blockade tbs .nvited d Johnny. "Little men never take a rived at that), but that It gives us tbe
guest was half an hour lata in reaching ath ’ceptin’ they feel like it!"
experience of a supplementary dimen
tbe north side mansion.
sion—tbe third. I may say that the
"What a handicap to Chicago this
experience amounts to the miraculous.
bridge nuisance is!" be said.
I cannot find words to express tbe as
"You don’t have to play it unless you
tonishment. the Joy. the Intoxication
want to. Mr. Jytnea," answered tbe indig
nant hostess.
gained from tbe free diagonal motion
It weakens the delicate lung tissues, of tbe bow of an airship combined
Tupelo, a Southern wooJ. ia no* being deranges the digestive organs, and with tbe broad horizontal change of
•Zteasively utilized ,n tbe place of pine breaks down the general health.
course when the machine answers to
and cypres». It has been heretofore re
It often causes neadache and dizzi the turn of the helm."
garded as of little value, but under the ness, impairs the taste, smell and
preaaure of increasing demand it ia found bearing, and affects the voice.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCXXXXXl
Being a constitutional disease it re
available for a great many purpoaes. but
where it comes la contact with the ground quires a constitutional remedy.
|
he had to go .
it ir abort-lived.
A Talented Writer
Praises
Peruna
Help! Help!
I’m Falling
as a
Catarrh
Remedy
Thus cried the hsir. And ■
kind neighbor came to the res*
cue with a bottle of Ayer’»
Hair Vigor. The hair was
saved! In gratitude, it grew
long and heavy, and with all
the deep, rich color of early
life. Sold in all parts of the
world for sixty years.
1
I
=
Catarrh
Invites Consumption
5
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
The Season LI* Eanlaiaefl.
“Blowhard says bls vacation coat
him SOHO”
“Well, Blowhard was seeing double
a good part of tbe time."—Kansas
City 8tar.
Sooooocxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwooo
Radically and permanently cures.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. 100 dos«s 11.
After Seton Thompaoi-ErRPit.
The old mother bear, having robbed a
bee tree, had brought a portion of the
spoil home to her cubs.
Contagion a Question of Prevention.
One of them attacked the honey greed-
Sinks, drain«, eating and co'king uten ily.
sils, sick room linen and clothing fre
‘The little darling!” exclaimed the hap
quently carry the dreaded disease germ py old mother bear. “He baa cut hu
tin no iced by the h »usehold..
• weet tooth
Th rough and hygienic cleansing is the
best safe uard against infection, and such
$100 Reward, $100.
a safeguard is found in i he universal house
The readers of this naper will be pleased to
leam t at ther»is atlea-t one dreaded d -eaw
hold necessity Bo^ax
: hat science has been able to cu e in all its
Thia simple preventive carries in itself, stages,
and that is Catarrh. Hall s Catarrh
disinfe ting qualities whi h enter the fabr.c Cureis the oniv positive cure now known tothe
medical
fraternity Catarrh be n< a const it u-
or act upon th» arti le to be cleansed in a tional disease,
requires a constitutional treat-
hvgienic mann r. elin mating every un- ment Hall's Catarrh Curei» taken interna.ly,
vhoieaor:te property, retvieri g t contagion art i ng d recti y upon the blood and mucous sur
Iroof. while at the -ame time Borax is of ferez of the system, thereb - de*t*oyingthefo in
flation of the disease, and giving t e patent
tself a* harmlejA« a- salt.
by building up the constitu fon and
Un ike m »st dn»inf-ctants who depend strength
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro
upon their strength of oior or harn f l to- prietors have so much faith in its* urativep-'w-
the-systeiu qualities to arrest or prevent ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
ront-'gi n. Borax is Nature's remedy, being rase that it fa;Is to cure. Send for list of
easy to ■ btain and easy to appl v, a s mple testimonials.
Address F J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O.
Solution in hot water being all the appli
Sold by all druggists. 75c.
cant n necessary and requi ing no pre-crip-
Take Hall's Fami.y Pills for constipation.
tiun. it can be obtained rom any grncer or
druggi-t in convenien , ec nomic 1 house
Daring That Trip.
hold pa- k ges.
Mississippi Valley Man (with enthu-
In a dition to its disenfectin r qualities
Borax is especially a household necessity, asm)—Well, Mr. President, what do you
as it ca be used f ir softening water, c eans- think of our grand old river now?
ng sand whitening clothe . clearing the
The President i wiping his glasses and
•kin, whitening hands, makes an excellent
Rut
dan ruff r» mover and can b- used on tbe looking at : it again)—It's bully,
finest laces or most delicate fabric» without don’t you think the water might be im-
inju y, while as »n adjunct to the bath it proved a I little by boiling it?—Chicago
removes all odor of perspiration and leaves Tribune.
tue *kin soft and velvety.
Eri<htful Example.
“What a curious old crank Squire
Blood ia ’ He has named hia youngest
»on Good Food. Think of it—Good Food
Blood.”
••Yea; he say* he want» the boy to be
an object lesson »bowing the transcend
ent beauties of English orthography.
Jest Aar Man.
Miss Gaddie—She says she will never
marry until ber Ideal comea to her and
says : “I love you.”
Miss Knox—Yes. I know.
Miss Caddie—But what is her ideal?
Miss Knox—A man, of course.—PhU-
adelpbla Presa.
CATARRH "X
AND SYSTEM DISORDERED
Catarrh is not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and
throat, as the symptoms cf ringing noises in theears, mucous dropping back
into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi
cate; it is a blood disease in which the entire circulation and the greater
part of the system are involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess
cf uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowel3 frequently be
come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying off the refuse
and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid in the system.
This is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
parts of the system. These impurities in the blood irritate and inflame
the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting
cf a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting aad disagreeable
symptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all parts cf the body the ca
tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full
feeling, nose continually stopped tip,
up, pai:
pains above the eyes, slight fever
comes and goes, the stomach is upset and t the
’. entire system disordered and
I had Catarrh for about fifteen affected by this disease. It is a waste of
Fie re, and no man could havo time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays,
*n worn. I triod everythin.? washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment
could hear of, but no rood ro-
•ulted. I then b*ran S. S. 8., end does not reach the blood, and can, therefore,
could see a little improvement do nothing more than temporarily relieve
from the first bottle, end after
takinr it • abort while wai cured. the discomfort of the trouble.
To cure
Thia was ala years ago, amt I am Catarrh permanently the blood must be
ate well today as any man. I think
Catarrh is a blood dieaaae, and thoroughly purified and the system cleansed
now •*-
there
nothin»
01 earth
•-------
------ •- is —
-‘•‘ng on
attar for the blood than
han 8. 8. 8. of all poisons, and at the *same time
fobody think» more if
Strengthened and built up. Nothing equalfl
l.nldo,
M.J—
S. S. S. for this purpose.
It attacks the
Lapear, Mich.
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom of the trouble an l makes a complete
and lasting cur«. S. S. S. removes every
particle of the catarrhal poison from the
Dlood, making this vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Tjhen the inflamed mem-
,
PURELY
VEGETABLE , branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, the hawking and spitting cease,
■very symptom disappears, the constitution ia built up and vigorous health
restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acta as a
fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering with Catarrh begin ths
nse of 3. S. 3. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will
■end yon literature about Catarrh, and give you special medical adviefl
Without charge. 8.
firlt elaM
S.S.S.
I
A roey-cheeked office boy who la em
ployed by a great business house one
day walked quietly, hesitatingly. Into
tbe manager’s offi-e. His face was
drawn and haggard, says a writer In
the Chicago News, and it was evident
that tbe errand which bad brought bim
there was of no ordiuary im|s>rtauce.
"Say?" be Interrupted, and tbe man-
ager looked up at bim severe1)'.
"Say what?” growled tbe office uiau,
turning back to bis work.
’ Say? Kin 1 git off this afternoon?"
queried tbe boy. his ilead duw u. bis
bands twitching nervously.
"Get off! What for? 'Notber grand
mother dead?" grunted tbe busy man.
looking up again.
"No. ’taln't that," admitted the office
boy.
“Is It your father, mother, sister,
brother, aunt, uncle or ’steeuth cou
sin?" ventured tbe manager.
"Naw. taiu’t none of 'em. It’s—It’s
more imis-rtant than a fun'ral," stam
mer tai tbe young bo;>eful.
“Well, what will you do If I let you
off?” the manager relented.
"I’ll never ask again." brightened
tbe boy. "An'—an' I’ll work any Sat
urday afternoon to make up for IL an’
—an’—I'll work any night—1 don't
care if you dock me—an'—an’ I’ll work
twice as bard If you'll Just let me off
this afternoon."
"tVell," g^s|>ed tbe office man, “It
must be pretty iuiisirtant! What on
earth do you want to get off for?"
"De Giauts Is goln' ter play de Kel
lys dis afternoon, an' I'm on de Giants'
team, an’ we've all gutter be dere dis
afternoon, an’ dey can't do not'ln' wit'-
out me." answered tbe young man, im
portantly.
“Oh," grinned the manager, “baseball
game, eh? Yes, you can get off?”
Tile boy grinned, ami rushed out of
the offi<-e. his face covered with stuiles.
Tbe overworked manager turned
oack to his figures resolutely, then
looked up wistfully and remarked to
biinself, "I wish I could get off to see
a baseball game this afternoon myself.”
When the Ira Smoke*.
Ezplorers tell of the peculiarity of
the Arctic regions. When It Is very
cold a steam as if from a boiling ket
tle arises from the water. At 40 de
grees lielow zero snow and human
bodies emit this vapor. It appears that
tbe colder the tenqierature the more
numerous are tbe deceptive signs of
beat. When tbe temperature Is lower
than 40 degrees the trees burst open
with a loud report, and there Is a cloud
of vapor as If the thing bail been done
with powder. When It Is still colder
the earth cracks o[H-n with loud noises,
rocks break and streams of smoking
water pour from the cracks In the
earth. Fire on the end of a cigar will
go out, but tbe cigar will emit smoke
from the whole surface as If It were
burning under the wrapper.—Philadel
phia Grit
Oat
and
In.
Mrs.
White
(sympathetlcall)— So
your
husband Is In tniuble again,
Maud?
Mrs. Black (cheerily)—N'o’m; he's
out o’ trouble dess now—de scoun'rel's
in jail.—Puck.
There are some people who think
about a good deed, and then take
credit to themselves for hiving done
<t
_______________________
Nothing like old age to knock tbe
conceit out of a man.
1
TWw
What is Castoria.
/^ASTORIA la a harmless substituto for Castor Oil, Parogorio, Drops and
Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphino nor
other Narcotic substanco. Its ago Is Its guarantoo. It destroys Worms and allays
Feverishness. It ouros Diarrhœa and Wind Colio. It reliovea Toothing Troubles,
cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach
and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho children's Panacea—Tho
Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and whloh has boon In uso for ovor
30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Flotchor, and has boon mado undor
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no ono to doceivo you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and u Just-as-good” aro but Experiments that trifle with
and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experionco against Experiment.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Slase«.
Hn*teM -You ****n.ii *wbeman»d at
meeting Mr. Smovkla, .Mr*. Trseaoo
Guaat—I th ought you knew. Mr*
Lotigihore. He's my uiy aat*p*aulti
mat* buabaod
Uni«* «he < «atener.
“N’aaty medicine, i* II? What are yo»
tab ng it 5>r? To help your cough?*’
"To help it? Great Peter, uo! T<
kill it"
Jewlnw* nt tbe Aa»nl*.
"She la half frantic alnce her bus
hand died."
"Yea; abe Is »uro he went to heaves
•nd she has Just read that the majority
of angels ar* womeu '—Houston. Tex.
Post
ProoxMcs Dige*NoA.DiMtfu>-
orAS and Hni CMtfllofl nettar
(toauwi Morphine nor MtaflZAl
N ot N am c otic .
T»a Far* of Him.
"It won't be good for you if you co
my face,” remarked the man with the
sample case, as he took bis seat in the
barber’s chair.
"Why. what will you do?" asked tht
barber.
"Nothing.” rejoined the other; “but
you'll hare to get a new raaor.”
j
gt
J«*t Aw* van*.
Mia» Gaddie—She aavs abe will nevo,
marry until her Ideal comes to her au<
says : "I love you."
Miss Knox—Yes. 1 know.
Mlsa Gaddie—But what te her Ideal!
Miss Knox—A man. of course.—Phi»
adelpbla Frees.
R»alt»lai*
A perfect RcnwJy for Cons Up»
bon. Sour Stonach.Diarrhoea.
Worms .C onvulstona. Frvari sh
oe** and LOSS OF SLEEP-
Dr. F G.rald Blattn.r, of Buffalo, N. Y. aaya: "Tour Caaturla la too*
for children and I frequently preacriba IL alwayfl obtaining the doelro4
refluito."
Dr. Guatavo A. Elneogmflbflr, of fft Tnul, Minn., aaya: "1 b»ve uaefi
your Caatorta r.p*at.dly In my practico with good refluito, and can rM-oia>
m«nd It aa an axcallanL mild and harmiaaa remedy for children.”
Dr. K J. Donni» of St. Louie. Mo., aaya: "I have uaad and preacrlbed
your Caatorla in my sanitarium and eutatde practice for a number of y*are
and find It to bo an asdlant r»ai*dy for children."
Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia. P». aaya: ~t have uac-l your Ca»
torta In tha case ot my own baby and find It ploaaant to tab., and have
obtained excellent resulto from Ito uoe.”
Dr. J. E Slmpoon. of Chicago, III., saya: "I bara used yo»r Caatorla tn
cases of colic to children and have found It tha beat medicino of Ito kind
on tho market."
Dr. R K Eaklldeoa. of Omaha, Nob, saya: “X find your Castori» to be a
standard family remedy. It la tho boat thing tor Infanto and children I
have evor known and I recommend It,"
Dr. L. R. Roblnaoa. of Kansas City. Mo., aaya: "Tour Castoria eortalnly
has merit. Is not Ito eg«. Ito continued use by mothers through ell these
years, and ths many attempts to Imitate IL sufficient recommandation?
What can a physician add? Ideava It to tho mothers."
Dr. Edwin F. Pardee, of New York City, aaya: "For aaveral years I have
recommended year Caatorla and shall always aunt lana to do ao, aa It haa
Invariably produced beneficial resulto"
Dr. N. B Sisar, ot Brooklyn, N. T, aaya: "t object to what are calla<t
patent medicines, where maker alone knows what Ingredients are pul In
them, but I know the formula ot your Caatorla and advlso Ito uaa."
GENUINE
CASTORIA
ALWAYS
BacSutiüa Signatura at
»«n««.
MI have always thojfbt I knew what
ffriudinc poverty ia,” Mid A rd up; “but I
never did until th.a morniaf.”
“What happened th.« momlnfr aaked
Short.
”1 eaufht my wife put’Inf burnt bread
crusts ia tbe coffee mill ”
NEW YORK.
____
HOME MADE MIXTURE
CF
No
. MID IO Bf INtXPCNSIVC AND fASILV
for H mi ».
^MMfllty
Mrw. Ilokey (looking st postmark) —
PRfPARCD BY ANYONE.
Mi bushand mailsd tk!s two dsjs ago.
• nd it has a spei'tal delivery stamp on It.
How do*»s it happen that It wasn't deliv
b
Sad
to
Premptlv
Reflète
Batkathe
anc
•red yesterday?
i
Messenger -We have to be mighty keer
Ofertóme K dney Trouble end BLtd-
ful with them special delivery letters,
der Weahnevv Though Memleu
ma’am. They’re gener’ly important* and
and Pleasant le Take.
it won't do to hurry ’em.
Hie Q NRlflrefloa.
■ will.
Wln«11< ?<ee ber*. 11 a nitrir rf on. what
Convalescent — l>octor. do you mean to
«liti y«»u tell Muggsby I was a liar fort
tall me that’s my appendu?
flurgeoQ—Yes, sir.
llammrrt«»» Muggsby
must
bav«
Coavalesc«Hit Great Scott! It looks inlsuiulrrstotMi me.
I didn't any you
mors Hks a comic supplement I
wrra a liar.
Wlndlg Then what did r«»B any?
Mothers will find Mrs Winslow*» Al thing
Hamniertou—I merely told b>tu that
Hyrupthwb st r»mi*dv t<> tias tut tbsir chUdrau
you wer* fully capable <>f bolding duwu
luring tbs l*«thing period.
a job in tlx weather bureau.
I
(iovvrHMfRl Reports.
What will appear very interesting o
many ,-eople here is the article token
from a New Y rk daily paper, giving a
elmpie prescription, aa furmolated by a
note« an hority, who ebinia that be
has found a ptaitive remedy to cure
almost any <aae of backache or kidney
or blzdder derangement, in the follow
ing simple prescription, if taken before
the stare ot Bright’s dines*»
Fluid Extract IMndelion, one-he If
ounce; Compound Kargon. one ounce
Compound Syrtip Sareaparilla, three
ounces. Shake well io a tnttle and
take in tea.->p»onfnl dooes after rat h
meal and again at liedtime-
A well known authority, when asked
regarding this prescription, dated that
tbe ingredients are all harm leas, and
can be obtained at a small coat from
any good prescription pharmacy, or the
mixture would be put up if aeked to do
so. He further stated that while thia
prescription ia often pres-nbed in rheu
matic afflictions with splendid leaulta.
he could *see no reason why it would
not be a splendid remedy for kidney
and urinary troubles and backache ••
it has a peculiar action npon the kid
ney atructure, cleansing these most im
portant organs and helping them to sift
and filter from the bloot the foul acids
and wade matter which cause arcknea*
and suffering. Th>tae who suffer can
make no mistake in giving it a trial.
The 014 Maa’e Ba>eHewee.
“He’s the boy after your own heart
Isn't he?"
“Not much!” replied the old man
“lie’s the boy after my pocketbook I"—
Atlanta Constitution.
“Here are tome bulletin» about th* ptt. V tuef neove er»o ali N rvosta lUs^fliee»
r. | A pe>rmat>4»oUF . ure«i »-y hr. Kt ne'e ’*r«»S
“Avery,” said Mrs. Gayman. ”1 want real state of affairs In llusala.” anl<l $«eve K*e --»•»
«1 f--r i'HI ► |X«»l4M b«^U« *:»«!
»end an important mr»«age to Aunt the first man, outside th« turwspaper tremi * Ur K IL KH w.ial Mi ~.vUK4
Kate. I>o you suppone I can send it so<?n offk'e.
I mpaiedblr.
•nougti by fast mail?”
”! want to know nothing at all about
Mbs Kinklse Everything coats so
“Certainly.” snxwered Mr. Gayman. ab 11.“ replied the other. dl«giiMt«*dly.
much nowadays! 1 suppu*< I’ll ha vs to
lest mindedly reaching for hit bat. ”!’ll
“Well, you want to rend th«»*«» - utile- live plainer
take it.”—Chicago Tribune.
Miss
Shsrptung Why. ckar» you
tins. then. They are offlciaLM—PbHa
('ouldn’t be any plainer, and lire.
d«*lph!a Pre»».
Didn't
Qalte
Up
to
Meow
It.
Roto.
“Well, well,” remarked old Mr. Pas-
tangon, “the young womtn of today
re not what they were In my tluia.”
“No?*’ replied Mian lluskle.
“No, Indeed.
Why, all you young
s-omen nowadays are muscular ath-
’That’s so
In the proud leileon of
rinlnlne youth there Is no such word
48 •frail.’*— Philadtiphla 1’reaa.
Mot Kwtlrely.
The great flouring mill had stopped.
“What's ths matter?” inquired the re
porter, finding tbe proprietor alone in tbe
eMtabliRhment.
“Strike.”
“Are you absolutely Idle?”
“No—not absolutely
answered the
miller, grinding his teeth.—Chicago Trib
une.
on stormy days
\ by wearing a
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THE REASON W. L. Douglas a hoe* ar* worn bv mom i*opk
in nil walk« oft if« than any other mnkaia l*r»ii«i or thair
•irwlknt Bftln, oMy-fitting, and nup«ri<>r wR«riug qu^Hias.
Th« «Rlnef ion of thnlnatlipr« nn<| of h«r runtprial« for «ach part
of tha shos and «vary da tai I of th« making! n looked aft«r by
tha moat cmnpkt«organization of mip«rintan<i«ntB, foreman and
■killed« loamakpre, who ream tha high««» w«gr* paid in tha
»boat nduatry, and who«« workmanahip cannot Ta exraliad.
If I oould fake you ntn rny large factories at Rmrkton .Mare .
andahow you how carefully W. I.. Ilongl«« ■huan are mad*, you
would than un-Uretand why they hold thalr shape, fit batter,
Z2arJ1n<A^aBn'1
«rearer value than anv other make
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